O&A Listening Thread 11-11-04

[BuffaloPaul]

Where the hell has BIV been?

He hasn't posted since the 9th.

I hope everything is OK.

Good morning everyone!

Here is the listening thread.....

[KevSlider]

I'm up...I'll probably fall back asleep though :(

[BudWhyZur]

Hey guys. Union holiday, got the day off. This is the first time I'm listening to the live show.

[BuffaloPaul]

Hey guys. Union holiday, got the day off. This is the first time I'm listening to the live show.
You just got your XM radio installed?

[KevSlider]

No, I think he means it's his first live show instead of replays

[BudWhyZur]

No, I've had it since August. I listen to the night time replay. Don't have it in the car. I work 5 minutes from my house.

[generoso]

well hello all as well bright eyed and bushy tailed here to. Coffe is still brewing

[Peachy]

Bank holidays RAWK!

Hi, evruhbuddy.

[KevSlider]

Sup Peachy, Generoso. We really need an IRC chatroom.

[generoso]

I still have to work son is home all day. The passion of OnA thats gonna hurt Sat. As I am stuck watching Howie Mandel

[generoso]

I only use yahoo if i feel the need to chat. I done like 2 going to start one after monday night football.fool me once shame on you fool twice shame on me

[Silen]

Sup Peachy, Generoso. We really need an IRC chatroom.

that would be great :>

[KevSlider]

irc.stileproject.com

#OnA ?

[generoso]

That guy look so much like Pat cooper and very mad.

[Silen]

stile has an irc network? O_o

[Assuck]

What the fucks going on at this xm studio it seems like a double dragon video game getting from the street to the mics. blacks and home less trying to rob you ex con security gaurds and franks place mini boss.

[KevSlider]

Yeah for many years now Silen. Hey who interviewed them yesterday? What channel?

[BudWhyZur]

Hey who interviewed them yesterday? What channel?
Channel 9. Some chick.

[KevSlider]

Good lord, their personalities at Channel 9 are fucking ugly! Especially Pat Collins.

[generoso]

What the fucks going on at this xm studio it seems like a double dragon video game getting from the street to the mics. blacks and home less trying to rob you ex con security gaurds and franks place mini boss.
It is I went in the for 6:30 20 or blocks from peen station the streets are empty except for homless, a few peeps waiting to get into regis and shows like that. right out of a Video game

[Peachy]

Good lord, their personalities at Channel 9 are fucking ugly! Especially Pat Collins.

That would be the "chick" who interviewed them.

[KevSlider]

That would be the "chick" who interviewed them.
:icon_mrgr I know.

[generoso]

Well I'm off to work. Have a good day off for all who have it.

[KevSlider]

Later man, I'll be at work late today :(

[HumpX]

ugh, the fucking Ozzy bit just sucks. Its too much like a "morning zoo" type thing and it doesnt enhance the show in any way.

[napanickg]

ozzy impersonation sucks bring back tony danza impersonation

[freak8]

is dice comin on

[Rob]

i think that ozzy bit has been run into the ground...

[Tax Kuntz]

ozzy impersonation sucks bring back tony danza impersonation
Some folks really think its the Oz man, that's the bit

[Assuck]

"You dont even Fuck. no no" hahah

[JoeyDVDZ]

So they have a hired assassin that won't kill anyone for them? What's that shit?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Perhaps Op can get the drunken ex-con pissed enough to take a swing & then Po can attack.

[jpc165]

wasn't dice suppose to come in today?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Dice was supposed to be in sometime this week.... there's only 2 days left! Hmmm. Could be he bailed on them?

[demonseed]

I hope he cancels..

[JoeyDVDZ]

Nah nah nah.... the ONLY time Dice is funny is when he's being ragged by the boys.

[jpc165]

this was in the xm email they sent out sunday


Thursday 11/11

The Opie & Anthony Show: Guest Andrew Dice Clay
High Voltage - XM 202 (http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202) - 6AM ET
Prepare for the return of Andrew Dice Clay! Tune in today as he stops by the Opie and Anthony Show.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh shit.... Po's gonna beat Vos to death! "Master Security Guard glad I have a job"?!? Po's gonna rip Vos' head off. Buckle in, kiddies!

[jpc165]

master po is gonna kill vos

[Ballbuster1]

Gay Street Karate..............:clap:

[JoeyDVDZ]

Cage should post a karate video game pic with Vos & Po's heads on the players.....

[Peachy]

Midget in tight jeans doing karate kicks = funniest mental image ever!

[Assuck]

vos nowadays seems sharper

[JoeyDVDZ]

He's a bit quicker with a good comeback, but let's do a reality check. It's still vos and he is still a hack. ;)

[JoeyDVDZ]

Is it me though, or does it seem like Bob Kelly and Rich Vos both want to be Jimmy? Their delivery of their jokes almost seems like a lame attempt to copy the Norton way of cracking a joke. Kelly especially.

[demonseed]

I dont't think its that at all. They all did comedy together and they are all very close, becuase they have the same sense of humor and they have toured together. A lot of there delivery sounds the same becuase it always has. I dont think they are trying to copy off of Jim at all. I saw Vos years ago , before I even really knew who Norton was, and his delivery has been pretty much the same. They share jokes, and lines , and things like that a lot.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Yeah, I suppose you're right. BTW, one more did you notice, I've been hearing the "bhut" in Opies words ever since they called him out on it last week! It's funny as hell. He just did it again. Too funny. Wonder why he does that?

[jpc165]

this shit is pretty funny

[demonseed]

Yeah now that they brought it up a couple of weeks ago, I find myself listening for it, and then laughing when he does it. haha

[JoeyDVDZ]

Is this Heffron? I missed the intro.

[jpc165]

Is this Heffron? I missed the intro.
yep

[DoughBoy]

God, Vos is a fucking ASS

[STD]

I want to punch Heffron in the face. He stinks. Vos and Norton are saving him.

[stinkbag]

why doesn't Jimmy drink?

[KevSlider]

Fucking fell asleep again.

[JoeyDVDZ]

He's a recovering alkie. Someone asked him a couple of weeks ago if he was a friend of Bill Wilson, who is the guy who created AA.

[EdC]

Is it me though, or does it seem like Bob Kelly and Rich Vos both want to be Jimmy? Their delivery of their jokes almost seems like a lame attempt to copy the Norton way of cracking a joke. Kelly especially.
Bob Kelly, Vos, Patrice, Keith Robinson, Colin Quinn and Norton are all friends and hang out. They have made that clear. They all do a lot of the same lines ... "shut up stupid" etc. A lot of personal insults about clothing, etc. The reason Norton seems more original is just because he has a far quicker wit than the rest of them and can take the insults a lot of different directions. I don't think they are really trying to "be Jimmy." They all probably think they are the original and the rest of the guys are copying them.

I'm just glad that O&A scooped up Jimmy instead of any of the rest of them which I can only handle in small doses.

[jpc165]

vos should fight heffron

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh, duh. Norton replied yes.

[stinkbag]

Cool, makes sense...I can't believe he (or ona) didn't jump on the channel 9 lady last night when she said "sticky wicket."

[DoughBoy]

Camaro Z100... what a fucking moron!

[KevSlider]

lol Worster, Mass; Cage please get on that.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Tell me about it. Sticky Wicket?!? What a tool. (So, how long until Sticky Wicket shows up as a name on the board?)

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder if that's anything like least gooder mass?

[STD]

Bob Kelly, Vos, Patrice, Keith Robinson, Colin Quinn and Norton are all friends and hang out. They have made that clear. They all do a lot of the same lines ... "shut up stupid" etc. A lot of personal insults about clothing, etc. The reason Norton seems more original is just because he has a far quicker wit than the rest of them and can take the insults a lot of different directions. I don't think they are really trying to "be Jimmy." They all probably think they are the original and the rest of the guys are copying them.

I'm just glad that O&A scooped up Jimmy instead of any of the rest of them which I can only handle in small doses.
Vos and Norton is one thing. They've been hanging out forever. But Colin Quinn defintelly copies the delivery. He didn't talk like that on SNL. It doesn't really matter, Norton is the best out of the bunch.

[DoughBoy]

"When did he die?"

"I don't know... when he stopped breathing."

Vos is a fucking moron!

[stinkbag]

Tell me about it. Sticky Wicket?!? What a tool. (So, how long until Sticky Wicket shows up as a name on the board?)
That whole conversation was awkward...she was too serious and biblical. But you know she was trying to be zany.

[jpc165]

heffron does not fit in

[EdC]

Of course Vos' primary concern is what his teeth look like.

[KevSlider]

"You call that 800 number too?" I hope Vos shot him a dirty look.

[phil ivey]

heffron does not fit in
captain obvious

[JoeyDVDZ]

And REAGEN is back!!!! Yes!

[JoeyDVDZ]

And I know, I know.... my spelling sucks.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Is Brian funny when he's just talking?

[loser1866]

I love the Reagan !! (Pottymouth)
Yeah, just speaking he is funny.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh, don't get me wrong, Reagan rocks! But when he's just talking, he's sorta a snooze. They played one of his bits last night after the 6-10 pm show, the one where he was in left field in little league, and only played for the free snowcones. I was howling. I f'ing love his bits.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Hey, you shitidity!

[YackBag]

fuckin' dice! he flaked AGAIN! YOU SHOULD GET CANCER! AH GEE GEE!

[demonseed]

De he bail on the boys and not call in ?

[YackBag]

ever notice any time vos talks, he eventually mentions lenny bruce? and he played lenny bruce on American Dreams, that crap of a period show on NBC (No Black Comedies)

[EdC]

Oh, don't get me wrong, Reagan rocks! But when he's just talking, he's sorta a snooze. They played one of his bits last night after the 6-10 pm show, the one where he was in left field in little league, and only played for the free snowcones. I was howling. I f'ing love his bits.
I liked him a lot better this way than in the old days when O&A kept taking listener calls and we had to hear The Big Yellow One, Boxen, Moosen, etc. over and over and over again.

[demonseed]

since i am at work I have no idea, but i am assuming that Dice never called in ?

[jpc165]

there's a whore in your building

[loser1866]

ok, time to listen to the first 2 hours.
hopefully heffron dont piss me off.
didnt heffron and vos compete on last commic?
Crinkle Crinkle.

[WhipperWhip]

I really think you guys are way too critical of the show. Today, I felt, that they had a nice groove going and I for one enjoyed it. Heffron started slow and wasn't great but eventually found his groove within the show among the rest of the guys. All in all, I liked today's show without and critique other than no Dice. I'm gonna enjoy the replay now.

[BudWhyZur]

since i am at work I have no idea, but i am assuming that Dice never called in ?
Your assumption is correct. Too bad. I was looking forward to it.

[DoughBoy]

Dice sucks moose cock. The show is better off without him.

[Cage]

Another great show today

[DoughBoy]

Another great show today
Any day that they're on the air is a great show :)

[demonseed]

i cant wait to listen to the replay. i get the first hour and then i cant listen to the rest until 4 when i get out of work.

[Ovaherenow]

:icon_cry:
It is STILL on the XM frontpage...


November 11, 2004

High Voltage - XM 202
The Opie & Anthony Show: Guest Andrew Dice Clay
6AM ET
Andrew Dice Clay stops by the O&A Show today.

[BudWhyZur]

Dice sucks moose cock. The show is better off without him.
He's more gooder when he calls in. He sucks when he's in the studio.

[JoeyDVDZ]

He's gooder when the boys can tool on him without restraint. That's why the phone-ins are much better than the live in studio stuff.

[Dutch Clutch]

i cant wait to listen to the replay. i get the first hour and then i cant listen to the rest until 4 when i get out of work.

I like to save O&A for when I get home so I can listen as loud as as I want without offending a coworker.

I can't beleive Dice flaked! I was looking forward to hearing O&A torture him like they do.

Doughboy...Yes....Dice is a goofball, you laugh at him more than with him. he is only funny because he's nuts now...and O&A are merciless on him.

"Dutch Clutch! .....All day long."

[CurseoftheBambino]

There's A Whore In Your MESSAGE BOARD THREAD!

[GravyMaster]

what the hell is "Dutch Clutch" anyhow?

[GravyMaster]

http://www.johnheffron.com/2004/images/john_howard.jpg

[DoughBoy]

so what? O&A never had a problem with people doing appearances on other shows as long as they're not selling the boys out by doing it. Nigga's gotta eat, after all.


And Dutch Clutch is a bit that has been driven into the ground by the 'commercials'

[GravyMaster]

I'm not saying it is a bad thing, I just thought it was funny.

[Dutch Clutch]

what the hell is "Dutch Clutch" anyhow?

I have no idea, but they played that Dice bit so many times, that saying is stuck in my head!

:icon_eek:

[Diceman Cometh]

What the fucks going on at this xm studio it seems like a double dragon video game getting from the street to the mics. blacks and home less trying to rob you ex con security gaurds and franks place mini boss.


Holy shit, a "Double Dragon" reference? Awesome.

Thanks for bringing a tear of fond remembrance to my eye...

[Okterrificguy]

Wow Brain Regan Cursed!!!! :icon_eek:

[Ballbuster1]

Wow Brain Regan Cursed!!!! :icon_eek:Regan's always been a good friend of the show.
Nice to hear him back on again.

[SPEWEY]

Regan is always my favorite guest. He's never not funny. Shitty.