Ozzy's Divorce

[expungablerobot]

Why the fuck is no one picking up on the fact that O&A have a story any of these celebrity-blowing fucks in the media would die for- that Ozzy is even considering a divorce is news, let alone that he's in the process of moving to a temp house. This is a fucking exclusive that could get the boys in the news again- "Ozzy Osbourne reported to Opie and Anthony on XM Radio that he and his wife Sharon are considering divorce blah blah blah..."

[GFE PIMP]

That old gag...............

[Dutch Clutch]

...and I think Stern drove him to it with his merciless interview with him and Sharon 2 weeks ago.

All Stern did was ask questions about her affair, even though it was over 20 years ago! I think Stern pushed too many buttons that day and upset Ozzie.

Stern thinks he is the world's greatest interviewer, but being a prick to your guests is another thing.

[demonseed]

I am laughing my ass of right now... oops. i am going to roon it

[expungablerobot]

Well ya ain't gonna roon somethin that ain't happ'nin'...

[xxhiyanxx]

Sharon threatened to sue if they talked about the situation.... lemme see if i can find the article..

[demonseed]

that old gag. haha

[expungablerobot]

What gag, demonseed? Wink comma wink. Nudge comma nudge.

[Lil'GlubGlub]

man that OZZY can ramble on. At least he saved a cluster fuck of a show.

[expungablerobot]

We need to contact the media!!! To the Batcave!

"I invented Ozzy Osbourne, Robin. I constructed his placenta inside his mothers box."

[stinkbag]

We need to contact the media!!! To the Batcave!

"I invented Ozzy Osbourne, Robin. I constructed his placenta inside his mothers box."

Good luck

[jvphish]

Lol

[KillaFama]

Ozzy is doing the right thing by dumping that annoying cunt.

Get to the HELL_EEE_COPTER Ozzy.

[Mother Shucker]

I, uh, errrrrrrr, uh, hmmmmmmm, I, emmmm............

Is this guy "getting" us? Is he going to hang up at the end of the thread?

[expungablerobot]

Click.

[xxhiyanxx]

someone did a search

[fewtoomany]

Huh?!

[fewtoomany]

I saw the Silence of the Lambs musical when it was on Broadway.

[Vinman]

That guy's GOOD :clap:

[RunninStag]

This thread makes my head hurt on so many levels

[xxhiyanxx]

fewtoomany ur suck a fuckin liar.... i was buffalo bill in that show and we never made it to broadway

[Chubzie Ubzie]

Do you think Ozzy will hang with HOO Hoo and Billy Joel in the hamptons after the divorce? Gee I hope not.

(snicker, snicker) SHHHHH....ur gonna roooooin it

[expungablerobot]

Of course. And they'll take the limo. "It was all about Ozzy. Ozzy. My best friend."

[GS4IV]

WHAT THE FUCK???

So is this a gag or the real deal? I can't find a damn thing anywhere on the internet. I came here to see what I missed, and half of ya say it's going down, the other say it's a gag.

What is going on???

[Lil'GlubGlub]

if you don't get it, you never will. plus we wouldn't tell you any way, its funny to watch newbies squirm when they can't figure shit out.

[GS4IV]

if you don't get it, you never will. plus we wouldn't tell you any way, its funny to watch newbies squirm when they can't figure shit out.

I understand, newbies are gay, and I'm one of them. But I just signed up specifically looking for an answer to this question. I've been an O & A fan for a long time, have XM now for them, and heard the interview with Ozzy. I told people about this, and they can't believe me. They ask for proof, and I can't find any. So that's why I signed up here, and now I'm beginning to think maybe I wasn't listening good enough. I'm guessing it was a gag, but I mean, they've had Ozzy on before, and it didn't seem like they were giggling during the interview like something was up.

The one thing that I thought was suspicious was that they made "Ozzy" sit through a break. He was on hold, and they went to him asking if he'd wait through the break. I found it hard to believe that they'd ask Ozzy to do that. And why would they goof of stuff like that? I mean, he is Norton's God, I can't see Norton wanting to be in on that

[Dutch Clutch]

I'm not a newbie, and I thought the Ozzie call was convincing...

They only thing that made me wonder was when Ozzie said "Ellicopter"....but again, the interview was so straightforward, if it was a gag, then waht was the purpose?

[ALurker]

I'm not a newbie, and I thought the Ozzie call was convincing...

They only thing that made me wonder was when Ozzie said "Ellicopter"....but again, the interview was so straightforward, if it was a gag, then waht was the purpose?
Exactly, everyone has bits that they should have punch out of earlier.

[EdC]

I'm not a newbie, and I thought the Ozzie call was convincing...

They only thing that made me wonder was when Ozzie said "Ellicopter"....but again, the interview was so straightforward, if it was a gag, then waht was the purpose?The point is that it is a long running gag and extends to almost all of the voice characters on the show, including Anthony's. Some of Anthony's characters are up front but there are some, like Regan, where they transparently pretend that it is a real call.

Also, the reason for helicopter is because it was prompted. It the first, and I believe real Ozzy call, Ozzy kept talking about having to leave to get on the helicopter.

[xxhiyanxx]

do u really think sharon is going to let it go any further? she put a gag on that shit immediatly.. poor ozzy.. she's killin that guy

[HumpX]

I dont get the Ozzie bit. Its not funny, its actually pretty annoying given that what the boys do otherwise is hilarious. I'm a nOOb to Q&A so if I am missing something please explain it to me.

[xxhiyanxx]

what do you find annoying about it?

[WOWmagnet]

Don't you guys get it...OOPS...almost reened it.

[chewonmysac]

Deniro Laugh

[kvuo]

Who is the dood who does ozzy.. I assume its the same dude who calls (or called)hoohoo as well...

been listening since 2001 but still dont know who it is...

[xxhiyanxx]

:: sigh ::

cock blocker. u just had to be the smart one huh

[Ballbuster1]

:: sigh ::

cock blocker. u just had to be the smart one huhYeah, there's one in every crowd, lol.:icon_wink

[Dingus Mcgee]

Why the fuck is no one picking up on the fact that O&A have a story any of these celebrity-blowing fucks in the media would die for- that Ozzy is even considering a divorce is news, let alone that he's in the process of moving to a temp house. This is a fucking exclusive that could get the boys in the news again- "Ozzy Osbourne reported to Opie and Anthony on XM Radio that he and his wife Sharon are considering divorce blah blah blah..." LMAO....oh man...btw...who is the Ozzy impersonator??hes good!

[xxhiyanxx]

:: sigh :: again

[EdC]

LMAO....oh man...btw...who is the Ozzy impersonator??hes good!
Impersonator? You know something we don't?

[xxhiyanxx]

who did ozzie impregnate?

[EdC]

who did ozzie impregnate?
<Ozzy>SHARON</Ozzy>