MAVRIC305
11-18-2004, 11:54 PM
This portion of the review was written by: FSIRIUS
Show opens with various gunfire sounds and Op sounding rather ominous "The first shots have been fired ... The war begins today ... We take no prisoners"
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Opie mentions today is show 34, he likes to count but he doesn't have OCD like Norton. Norton says he might be weird but no OCD.
Quick shift to how O&A 3.0 is much more of a soap opera than previous versions, they get e-mails every day asking about Monster Rain or something else, and he's sure they'll get more about the marshmallow from yesterday. They'll be taking Thursday and Friday off so that will be catch up time for all the new listeners.
Opie plays a "Jim Norton - Coffee Diva" sweeper he worked on yesterday, very funny stuff.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28214.jpg
We've got another Op and Ant wearing the same clothes day, both in some nice fleeces. Some talk about how they're almost like twins and have been working together so long they finish each other's sentences.
Neither of them are the touchy feely type, Op said they've had maybe 2-3 handshakes and that's it. He says when they're done with the radio show it will be just like when Ferrell's character got divorced in Old School, they'll just look at each other, Op will say "Good Stuff" and they'll be on their way. (I gotta add this, Opie missed the second half of the quote that I think is even better. In the movie, Frank says to his soon to be ex-wife "Good stuff, Keep truckin'" Meanwhile ...)
Change of topic to the boys getting complaints about the show getting too gay lately. Op blames it on Norton and the Rent Boys readings. He's been listening to the replays and that stuff is beyond gay with no humor. Opie calls out to all the women to call in today and give them something good.
The interns come in with the coffee, all seems good for Lil Jimmy so no rent boys today just yet.
Opie mentions how he asked people to send their fraternity hazing stories last night and got a bunch of responses.
Email - Guy had to drive to Pat's Steaks in Philly and get their jalapeno infused hot sauce. The brothers poured the hot sauce on their junk and made them do exercises. Then on their last night of pledging, the brothers all did shrooms and messed with them. Norton tries to say it's just funny but not gay. Opie says well we'll bring a listener in and Norton can pour hot sauce on someone then. Norton says thanks but not thanks.
Email - Guy in the Coast Guard Academy had to do pushups on broken glass and also naked pushups with 20 other guys in a small shower room with the water running.
Ant says the guys willing to do this to join a group are bad enough but the people who come up with it are really worse. Op says some of it goes back a long time and started in the 50's (sounds like Vos's act says Anthony).
Email - One story the pledges lined up naked in a room and one brother would take a candle and show their junk to all the other brothers. They also had something like Opie and the marshmallows but they had to do it with grapes. On one of the last nights of pledging they came down in the basement which was filled with waters and all the brothers were lying in the water naked, drinking beer and using a slip and slide. One of the brothers told him there were pictures of them doing this in the 50's, which led Ant to say they must have left the Whites Only water fountain running to flood the basement then.
Opie says he stayed away from the hazing after he was a brother, except for taking the pledges running every now and then.
Caller - Talks about the elephant walk he had to do, the pledges all had tape attached from their nose to the balloon knot of a guy in front of them. If the tape broke, the tape got cut in half so the nose was that much closer. Guys would also have to lie down and show their asses while brothers dropped eggs and flour on them.
Caller - In the Navy when they crossed the equator for the first time they had to get in a thong and climb through garbage, then get a cherry out of the chief's belly button with their mouths. The boys didn't believe it at first but another caller said he had to do the same thing.
Caller - Listening to the show is like a fraternity with how they haze people who screw up. Opie says he's told friends from college that he thinks being in the fraternity affected how he does the show.
Ant reads an e-mail where the guy brought up that fraternities are greek organizations and how the greeks had all sorts of gay customs back in the day so maybe it starts from there.
Time for a break, we get the Rob Reiner How's Your News bit going into break.
Coming back with Frankie Goes to Hollywood (one of the many songs that will always bring back GTA Vice City into my head)
Opie brings up a NY Post article today comparing the two satellite radio companies and how obvious it is that XM is superior. Today's little rally in Union Square Park comes up and they hope their also giving away wheelbarrows and handtrucks to help people get their Sirius receivers home. Apparently the Sirius boombox looks like the giant wooden speaker we all used to have with huge dials.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suck_on_this_s.jpg
Op gives some good news, they'll be giving away MyFi's soon, and the show will continue to be streamed online. They ask all you thieves out there to please pay for something, you can get the online deal without paying the monthly subscriber service, help the boys out.
Caller - Need some sorority stories to balance things out. Opie is sure the women out there will have some hot lesbian stories from sorority pledging. Anthony and Norton aren't so sure, don't think the women are mean enough to do something crazy.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28217.jpg
The office is almost done, as with the Frank's Place studio. Everything is looking good, but the boys goof on how the big Frank's place sign had to be cut down big time to fit in the smaller studio. Norton: "Hey look, its ank's ace"
Winston Marsalis was at the studio yesterday after the show went off the air for some reason. Norton of course had to get a picture with him. Anthony talks about how he hates jazz, just doesn't get it, sure they're great musicians but it's just not for him.
Caller - He wants XM to start promoting the show more, Opie tells him not to worry, it starts today and it will be more gooder.
Caller - He was driving an MTA bus and a gorgeous girl got on wearing nothing but boots, rode the bus naked, and got off. Had to be a sorority thing he says.
Email - Guy says his girlfriend's sorority would circle everything that was wrong with the pledge's body in marker, and if it was on her face they had to keep the marker on their face for 3 days.
The boys all say these stories are good, but they really need to hear them from the women.
**TEASER ALERT** Bush pardons a turkey, Frozen turkey through someone's windshield, Caddyshack 2 quotes, Lottery winners becoming losers, Jeffrey Ross, Francine the Intern
Break 2 time, more How's Your News, this time with Al Franken.
This portion of the show was written by: Some Tool
Kaitlyn from San Fran calls in and tells of female hazing. Pussy slapping with hair brushed. The really thick hair brushes would be pounded on hot college pledge' asses until they bleed. Kaitlyn says she wishes she could enter the sexiest state in America contest, but her husband is a prude. Though, she explains how her LESBIAN lover isn't, and how she loves the strap-on! She likes to wield it, and he lovers loves taking it from her. Not two dikes, two hot lesbos people! They start the process of climbing out of the gay zone, and the gay level gauges start to dim a little.
Opie tells Generoso to go for it! And, I agree infiltrate that fucking event.... ?
They talk about George W's pardoning of a turkey. He let's a turkey live instead of chopping it's head off and eating for Thanksgiving dinner. Which he will do in a week... Anthony is a little pissed and he explains that it is just stupid for him to be on TV with this stupid little gag, when he has troops he sent to what may possibly be their doom out there battling. The light-hearted nonsense needs to stop as we are in a war. After the past week of casualties after the Fallujah infiltration. Blalblalbllablallba, my attempt at imitating a turkey with letters....
Are they going to do the homeless shopping spree this year? They are not sure if they are going to do it, yet. They talked about how in the past homeless shopping sprees, and how the store owners would be in horror. They would close their gates, to the dismay of the people who chanted "Let them shop, let them shop" Anthony mentioned Tippy Tom and how he had once removed his shoes and had some terribly disgusting feet.
Feels for meals! http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28220.jpg
They really want to do it this year. They still do not know if it is possible, but they explain how much money, or food they would gather for the homeless. If you do not know what it "Feels for meals" is, well you stick a nicely breasted chick in a box with two holes cut out for two hands to reach in and get a nice feel of those beautiful breasts. They mention that ass grabbing may be another way to get around the legalities of the prospective event.
Jeffrey Ross next...
(Break)
This portion of the review was written by: Rocfastrini
Break
• Listener on Instant feedback brings up another bit they were never able to do, called Run Around Park for Erin. Ant brings up that they also want to do the bee contest, with a listener putting their junk in a jar with a bee, and the first to get bitten wins a prize. Op says they were shut down by the Infinity lawyers on that one
• Jeffery Ross in studio. They let him know he can curse, and he does triggering the “C* word alert”. Ant remembers that during his marriage, the c word was the worse that he could use. Jeffery says that they should use it to the point where everyone becomes desensitized to it to the point where it is used like divas.
• They talk about the Trump roast
• Jeffrey talks about Penny Marshall wanting to punch his for insulting her at the Rob Reiner Roast. They also talk about the Jay Mohr roast, and triumph the insult comic dog.
• Ozone midget sighting – guy having operation, and had a midget surgeon.
• Francine, the former angry intern at WNEW (arggggghhhhhh) comes in studio.
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She is doing standup now. She is says she does one show a month, but she has to bring 10 people in order to get heard. She describes her act as angry.
• Audio of Francine’s act. Op points out that there is one annoying guy laughing all throughout the tape. Jimmy doesn’t really trash her, which Op says has to do with Jimmy wanting to bang her. Caller says that Francine sounds like Cindy Brady.
• Mash up – Nas and Black Sabbath to break
Break
• Back from break, an instant feedback from Cage, talking about Jeffrey Ross doing a show, and having a kid pull a knife on him.
• Jeffrey tells the story of how he broke his hip - skating and trying to avoid a “little c***” that fell, and ending up falling on the ice.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28236.jpg
He had to have three metal pins put into his leg.
• He also talks about going to Iraq, and doing shows over there. Jimmy asks him about flying on the Black Hawks.
• They promo Jeffrey’s appearance at Caroline’s, and say goodbye
• FU line calls into break
Break
• Op says they need some women to get the gay out.
• Talk about an article listing the top 25 gayest moments in rock history.
[URL=http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=1093]Story Here/URL]
• Caller calls in to say that a friend of “Big Kev” says that the boys are thinking of getting rid of Jimmy. Of course they dismiss it as nonsense.
• They go back to the list running through the top 10
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- #1 – YMCA
• This leads to Jimmy talking about going to a Village People concert, and that he was a fan of them.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28240.jpg
• Club Soda Kenny comes in and ask “Jimmykins”, if that’s where he learned frottage (which Jimmy explains is the act of rubbing your cock, or hand on the ass cheeks of women). Jimmy tells the story of grabbing a teacher’s ass in high school. Back to YMCA, Jimmy says that he was too young to realize that they were gay. Ant says it all adds up, the monster rain, the Village People to Jimmy being a weird little kid
• Jimmy tells of his KISS fantasy, about KISS beating and kicking him down the stairs, and then hugging and consoling him.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28241.jpg
Then he talks about his two imaginary friends, a lady named Helen with a beehive hairdo, and “Jimmy Robinson”, who was Jimmy in a cape. He says he named him Jimmy Robinson because he thought that Lost in Space was cool.
http://www.isskerberos.org/nimages/sitecontent/morelost.jpg Op says he thinks Jimmy was touched at an early age. Ant says he enjoys learning all these details of how much of a little creep Jimmy was.
• Op plays the Laslow Monster Rain commercial
• Caller calls in to talk about also liking the Village People. Jimmy starts talking about how big a KISS fan he was.
• Opie talks about being a kid, and having a brother and sister sit on him so he could smell their urine stained underwear.
• Caller calls in to say that Jimmy is gay. Jimmy says he is just being open about his childhood, and Op makes it clear that Jimmy can’t be, because he is obsessed with women.
• Ant says his childhood friend was ‘Casper the friendly Ghost’. Jimmy asks if he realized he wasn’t imaginary when ‘Casper’ started burning crosses.
• Caller calls in with a theory – believes that ‘Helen’ in his dream represents a woman who molested him, ‘Jimmy Robinson’ represents the superhero he wished he was to protect himself, and the KISS beating was because he felt it was his fault
• Another caller makes the point that Op shouldn’t criticize Jimmy, because of his marshmallow story from yesterday.
• Caller calls in with a story, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to get the story on the air all this time. He tells his story, and naturally is greeted with a silent game.
• Another caller talks about jacking in his parent’s bedroom, while YMCA played. Opie remembers whacking to I dream of Jeannie.
• Kenny tools on a caller with a “playing doctor” story
• Another Caller, he says that the reason Jimmy was creepy as a kid was because he heard on the radio that there was no Santa from two deejays.
• Ant remembers his sister having her friends over, and making them do headstand contests so that he could see them in their underwear.
• http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/contest_america.jpg
A woman from Texas, Laurie, calls in to say that she is getting banged in an 18 wheeler by her husband. The woman says “I’m getting fucked”; Jimmy asks “Why, did you order Sirius?” The boys listen in on the festivities, but the phone connection is too bad to fully appreciate the act. Caller calls in to crown Texas the unsexiest state. Op gives them one last chance to redeem the call, by hitting her from behind, but it goes nowhere.
http://www.isskerberos.org/nimages/sitecontent/texastruck.jpg
• Monster Rain song as quick break – “Monster Rain Mash”
• Caller calls in talking about finding his son and daughter playing “monster dark”.
• Another caller (the third woman caller to the show today according to Op), calls in to talk about having a female friend when she was younger that she played doctor with. They wanted to play “guess what’s in my pants”, but her phone is bad so they tell her call back tomorrow.
• Audio from Caddyshack2 (the worst sequel ever made) of Dan Arkroyd trying to sound like Bill Murray’s character in the original.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28248.jpg
• Caller calls in with vacuum cleaner sound, that freaks Op out as always
• What did I learn
Photos by Cage and ChupaCabre
ROC & FSIRIUS RULE!
Show opens with various gunfire sounds and Op sounding rather ominous "The first shots have been fired ... The war begins today ... We take no prisoners"
http://img113.exs.cx/img113/9394/GROUP1.jpg
Opie mentions today is show 34, he likes to count but he doesn't have OCD like Norton. Norton says he might be weird but no OCD.
Quick shift to how O&A 3.0 is much more of a soap opera than previous versions, they get e-mails every day asking about Monster Rain or something else, and he's sure they'll get more about the marshmallow from yesterday. They'll be taking Thursday and Friday off so that will be catch up time for all the new listeners.
Opie plays a "Jim Norton - Coffee Diva" sweeper he worked on yesterday, very funny stuff.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28214.jpg
We've got another Op and Ant wearing the same clothes day, both in some nice fleeces. Some talk about how they're almost like twins and have been working together so long they finish each other's sentences.
Neither of them are the touchy feely type, Op said they've had maybe 2-3 handshakes and that's it. He says when they're done with the radio show it will be just like when Ferrell's character got divorced in Old School, they'll just look at each other, Op will say "Good Stuff" and they'll be on their way. (I gotta add this, Opie missed the second half of the quote that I think is even better. In the movie, Frank says to his soon to be ex-wife "Good stuff, Keep truckin'" Meanwhile ...)
Change of topic to the boys getting complaints about the show getting too gay lately. Op blames it on Norton and the Rent Boys readings. He's been listening to the replays and that stuff is beyond gay with no humor. Opie calls out to all the women to call in today and give them something good.
The interns come in with the coffee, all seems good for Lil Jimmy so no rent boys today just yet.
Opie mentions how he asked people to send their fraternity hazing stories last night and got a bunch of responses.
Email - Guy had to drive to Pat's Steaks in Philly and get their jalapeno infused hot sauce. The brothers poured the hot sauce on their junk and made them do exercises. Then on their last night of pledging, the brothers all did shrooms and messed with them. Norton tries to say it's just funny but not gay. Opie says well we'll bring a listener in and Norton can pour hot sauce on someone then. Norton says thanks but not thanks.
Email - Guy in the Coast Guard Academy had to do pushups on broken glass and also naked pushups with 20 other guys in a small shower room with the water running.
Ant says the guys willing to do this to join a group are bad enough but the people who come up with it are really worse. Op says some of it goes back a long time and started in the 50's (sounds like Vos's act says Anthony).
Email - One story the pledges lined up naked in a room and one brother would take a candle and show their junk to all the other brothers. They also had something like Opie and the marshmallows but they had to do it with grapes. On one of the last nights of pledging they came down in the basement which was filled with waters and all the brothers were lying in the water naked, drinking beer and using a slip and slide. One of the brothers told him there were pictures of them doing this in the 50's, which led Ant to say they must have left the Whites Only water fountain running to flood the basement then.
Opie says he stayed away from the hazing after he was a brother, except for taking the pledges running every now and then.
Caller - Talks about the elephant walk he had to do, the pledges all had tape attached from their nose to the balloon knot of a guy in front of them. If the tape broke, the tape got cut in half so the nose was that much closer. Guys would also have to lie down and show their asses while brothers dropped eggs and flour on them.
Caller - In the Navy when they crossed the equator for the first time they had to get in a thong and climb through garbage, then get a cherry out of the chief's belly button with their mouths. The boys didn't believe it at first but another caller said he had to do the same thing.
Caller - Listening to the show is like a fraternity with how they haze people who screw up. Opie says he's told friends from college that he thinks being in the fraternity affected how he does the show.
Ant reads an e-mail where the guy brought up that fraternities are greek organizations and how the greeks had all sorts of gay customs back in the day so maybe it starts from there.
Time for a break, we get the Rob Reiner How's Your News bit going into break.
Coming back with Frankie Goes to Hollywood (one of the many songs that will always bring back GTA Vice City into my head)
Opie brings up a NY Post article today comparing the two satellite radio companies and how obvious it is that XM is superior. Today's little rally in Union Square Park comes up and they hope their also giving away wheelbarrows and handtrucks to help people get their Sirius receivers home. Apparently the Sirius boombox looks like the giant wooden speaker we all used to have with huge dials.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suck_on_this_s.jpg
Op gives some good news, they'll be giving away MyFi's soon, and the show will continue to be streamed online. They ask all you thieves out there to please pay for something, you can get the online deal without paying the monthly subscriber service, help the boys out.
Caller - Need some sorority stories to balance things out. Opie is sure the women out there will have some hot lesbian stories from sorority pledging. Anthony and Norton aren't so sure, don't think the women are mean enough to do something crazy.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28217.jpg
The office is almost done, as with the Frank's Place studio. Everything is looking good, but the boys goof on how the big Frank's place sign had to be cut down big time to fit in the smaller studio. Norton: "Hey look, its ank's ace"
Winston Marsalis was at the studio yesterday after the show went off the air for some reason. Norton of course had to get a picture with him. Anthony talks about how he hates jazz, just doesn't get it, sure they're great musicians but it's just not for him.
Caller - He wants XM to start promoting the show more, Opie tells him not to worry, it starts today and it will be more gooder.
Caller - He was driving an MTA bus and a gorgeous girl got on wearing nothing but boots, rode the bus naked, and got off. Had to be a sorority thing he says.
Email - Guy says his girlfriend's sorority would circle everything that was wrong with the pledge's body in marker, and if it was on her face they had to keep the marker on their face for 3 days.
The boys all say these stories are good, but they really need to hear them from the women.
**TEASER ALERT** Bush pardons a turkey, Frozen turkey through someone's windshield, Caddyshack 2 quotes, Lottery winners becoming losers, Jeffrey Ross, Francine the Intern
Break 2 time, more How's Your News, this time with Al Franken.
This portion of the show was written by: Some Tool
Kaitlyn from San Fran calls in and tells of female hazing. Pussy slapping with hair brushed. The really thick hair brushes would be pounded on hot college pledge' asses until they bleed. Kaitlyn says she wishes she could enter the sexiest state in America contest, but her husband is a prude. Though, she explains how her LESBIAN lover isn't, and how she loves the strap-on! She likes to wield it, and he lovers loves taking it from her. Not two dikes, two hot lesbos people! They start the process of climbing out of the gay zone, and the gay level gauges start to dim a little.
Opie tells Generoso to go for it! And, I agree infiltrate that fucking event.... ?
They talk about George W's pardoning of a turkey. He let's a turkey live instead of chopping it's head off and eating for Thanksgiving dinner. Which he will do in a week... Anthony is a little pissed and he explains that it is just stupid for him to be on TV with this stupid little gag, when he has troops he sent to what may possibly be their doom out there battling. The light-hearted nonsense needs to stop as we are in a war. After the past week of casualties after the Fallujah infiltration. Blalblalbllablallba, my attempt at imitating a turkey with letters....
Are they going to do the homeless shopping spree this year? They are not sure if they are going to do it, yet. They talked about how in the past homeless shopping sprees, and how the store owners would be in horror. They would close their gates, to the dismay of the people who chanted "Let them shop, let them shop" Anthony mentioned Tippy Tom and how he had once removed his shoes and had some terribly disgusting feet.
Feels for meals! http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28220.jpg
They really want to do it this year. They still do not know if it is possible, but they explain how much money, or food they would gather for the homeless. If you do not know what it "Feels for meals" is, well you stick a nicely breasted chick in a box with two holes cut out for two hands to reach in and get a nice feel of those beautiful breasts. They mention that ass grabbing may be another way to get around the legalities of the prospective event.
Jeffrey Ross next...
(Break)
This portion of the review was written by: Rocfastrini
Break
• Listener on Instant feedback brings up another bit they were never able to do, called Run Around Park for Erin. Ant brings up that they also want to do the bee contest, with a listener putting their junk in a jar with a bee, and the first to get bitten wins a prize. Op says they were shut down by the Infinity lawyers on that one
• Jeffery Ross in studio. They let him know he can curse, and he does triggering the “C* word alert”. Ant remembers that during his marriage, the c word was the worse that he could use. Jeffery says that they should use it to the point where everyone becomes desensitized to it to the point where it is used like divas.
• They talk about the Trump roast
• Jeffrey talks about Penny Marshall wanting to punch his for insulting her at the Rob Reiner Roast. They also talk about the Jay Mohr roast, and triumph the insult comic dog.
• Ozone midget sighting – guy having operation, and had a midget surgeon.
• Francine, the former angry intern at WNEW (arggggghhhhhh) comes in studio.
http://img100.exs.cx/img100/8069/francine.png
She is doing standup now. She is says she does one show a month, but she has to bring 10 people in order to get heard. She describes her act as angry.
• Audio of Francine’s act. Op points out that there is one annoying guy laughing all throughout the tape. Jimmy doesn’t really trash her, which Op says has to do with Jimmy wanting to bang her. Caller says that Francine sounds like Cindy Brady.
• Mash up – Nas and Black Sabbath to break
Break
• Back from break, an instant feedback from Cage, talking about Jeffrey Ross doing a show, and having a kid pull a knife on him.
• Jeffrey tells the story of how he broke his hip - skating and trying to avoid a “little c***” that fell, and ending up falling on the ice.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28236.jpg
He had to have three metal pins put into his leg.
• He also talks about going to Iraq, and doing shows over there. Jimmy asks him about flying on the Black Hawks.
• They promo Jeffrey’s appearance at Caroline’s, and say goodbye
• FU line calls into break
Break
• Op says they need some women to get the gay out.
• Talk about an article listing the top 25 gayest moments in rock history.
[URL=http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=1093]Story Here/URL]
• Caller calls in to say that a friend of “Big Kev” says that the boys are thinking of getting rid of Jimmy. Of course they dismiss it as nonsense.
• They go back to the list running through the top 10
-
-
- #1 – YMCA
• This leads to Jimmy talking about going to a Village People concert, and that he was a fan of them.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28240.jpg
• Club Soda Kenny comes in and ask “Jimmykins”, if that’s where he learned frottage (which Jimmy explains is the act of rubbing your cock, or hand on the ass cheeks of women). Jimmy tells the story of grabbing a teacher’s ass in high school. Back to YMCA, Jimmy says that he was too young to realize that they were gay. Ant says it all adds up, the monster rain, the Village People to Jimmy being a weird little kid
• Jimmy tells of his KISS fantasy, about KISS beating and kicking him down the stairs, and then hugging and consoling him.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28241.jpg
Then he talks about his two imaginary friends, a lady named Helen with a beehive hairdo, and “Jimmy Robinson”, who was Jimmy in a cape. He says he named him Jimmy Robinson because he thought that Lost in Space was cool.
http://www.isskerberos.org/nimages/sitecontent/morelost.jpg Op says he thinks Jimmy was touched at an early age. Ant says he enjoys learning all these details of how much of a little creep Jimmy was.
• Op plays the Laslow Monster Rain commercial
• Caller calls in to talk about also liking the Village People. Jimmy starts talking about how big a KISS fan he was.
• Opie talks about being a kid, and having a brother and sister sit on him so he could smell their urine stained underwear.
• Caller calls in to say that Jimmy is gay. Jimmy says he is just being open about his childhood, and Op makes it clear that Jimmy can’t be, because he is obsessed with women.
• Ant says his childhood friend was ‘Casper the friendly Ghost’. Jimmy asks if he realized he wasn’t imaginary when ‘Casper’ started burning crosses.
• Caller calls in with a theory – believes that ‘Helen’ in his dream represents a woman who molested him, ‘Jimmy Robinson’ represents the superhero he wished he was to protect himself, and the KISS beating was because he felt it was his fault
• Another caller makes the point that Op shouldn’t criticize Jimmy, because of his marshmallow story from yesterday.
• Caller calls in with a story, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to get the story on the air all this time. He tells his story, and naturally is greeted with a silent game.
• Another caller talks about jacking in his parent’s bedroom, while YMCA played. Opie remembers whacking to I dream of Jeannie.
• Kenny tools on a caller with a “playing doctor” story
• Another Caller, he says that the reason Jimmy was creepy as a kid was because he heard on the radio that there was no Santa from two deejays.
• Ant remembers his sister having her friends over, and making them do headstand contests so that he could see them in their underwear.
• http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/contest_america.jpg
A woman from Texas, Laurie, calls in to say that she is getting banged in an 18 wheeler by her husband. The woman says “I’m getting fucked”; Jimmy asks “Why, did you order Sirius?” The boys listen in on the festivities, but the phone connection is too bad to fully appreciate the act. Caller calls in to crown Texas the unsexiest state. Op gives them one last chance to redeem the call, by hitting her from behind, but it goes nowhere.
http://www.isskerberos.org/nimages/sitecontent/texastruck.jpg
• Monster Rain song as quick break – “Monster Rain Mash”
• Caller calls in talking about finding his son and daughter playing “monster dark”.
• Another caller (the third woman caller to the show today according to Op), calls in to talk about having a female friend when she was younger that she played doctor with. They wanted to play “guess what’s in my pants”, but her phone is bad so they tell her call back tomorrow.
• Audio from Caddyshack2 (the worst sequel ever made) of Dan Arkroyd trying to sound like Bill Murray’s character in the original.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28248.jpg
• Caller calls in with vacuum cleaner sound, that freaks Op out as always
• What did I learn
Photos by Cage and ChupaCabre
ROC & FSIRIUS RULE!