MAVRIC305
11-20-2004, 02:14 AM
The beginning of the show was all about the infiltration of the Stern/Sirius infiltration. The boys planned an infiltration of the Stern Sirius 90 pound boombox giveaway.
There was a lot of things going on, but there was a presence of Wackbag... Well, Wackbag would like to take credit, but there was just an abundance of O & A people who showed up at this event.
The Howie fans would like you to think there was 10 O & A fans at this mockery of the homeless. There were over a hundred O & A fans at this giveaway. We all know the truth. Were you there, if not, you have no clue.
The O & A show was present big time. The Stern fans tried to shout hurtful things, but the 10 people who were fans and not looking for a free boombox to sell on the corner for crack were very unaffected to the fans of O & A infiltrating this horrible attempt at publicity for Hoo Hoo.
The boys played clips of some funny shit. Some Homeless Golfers pissed that they got a Sirius receiver that does not do anything until their homeless ass purchases an account.
Do these Homeless people really care? NO! They just care that they have to carry this 90 pound box around.
Meanwhile, the boys from Wackbag, Stingray, SexTeryaki, OKterrific, Shogun, and etc., were hard at work making Howard's day hell.
As you have seen in the pictures, Howard's expression was pretty horrible when seeing the WOW presence. He was hurting... Very much... In fear.... Of what is coming next... His demise!!
This review was written by: Rocfastrini (http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?find=lastposter&f=57)
Break
• Op says he is putting his food down on the gay stuff on the show. He says that they will not leave for the weekend unless the gayness is removed from the show.
• Ant is surprised that Lil’ Jimmy wears contacts. Jimmy is having a problem, putting his contacts in. Op says he tried to get Jimmy the surgery with Dr Philitoff (sp?) but he was too backed up, and then he died.
• Caller calls in to say that Jim is gay; Jim says no, he will just enjoy a cock recreationally. Op and Ant are distracted by Jim struggling with his contacts.
• Instant feedback – “Who taped the O & A invasion yesterday – Michael J. Fox?” Jimmy says when he sees him on TV trying to always look like he is moving to conceal his Parkinson, he doesn’t know whether to feel bad or laugh, but he chooses the latter.
• Still no one calling in to sex the show up. Op puts out the request again.
• Caller – Jeanie from Jersey calls in to request the “drilldo” bit. Op says she is a cocktease, because she calls in and doesn’t give an offer to sex the show up. They try to get her to play “What’s in my pants?”, and she says it’s not her thing. They start questioning her, trying to get to the bottom of why. Op says they like the “fatties”, and eventually she admits that she is a fatty. Her phone starts crapping off; just as Jimmy says they could play “What’s in my fridge?”
• * Ozone Midget Sighting* - Photo taker at DMV.
• Meanwhile back at the show, CS Kenny calls in. He says that stern is claiming 7,000 people at the gathering. He also makes sure to thank the *WACKBAG* members that showed up. Kenny says he met Master Po, and that he is “on the money”. Master Po comes in, and Ant plays his music. Op says Kenny needs his own music, and Kenny makes up his own theme song – “Here comes Club Soda Kenny; He’s big and he’s stupid”. Master Po thinks that he and Kenny make a great team. Ant says they could be the democratic ticket in 2008.
• Caller from Texas – Having sex with fat chicks. Op says they “try harder”, Ant says that is an urban legend. The guy says old “roll her in flour and look for the wet spot”gag – ‘Oh!’. Ant says he wishes he was at Op’s computer to cut that call off.
• Ant talks about the Congress hearings on Porn. Op talks about the observation Ant made on a previous show, about looking for something on the internet and it always leads to porn. This leads to *Sing along folks* - “The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, ill be up all night hugging me horn to porn, porn, porn.”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/internet_for.jpg
Op says he wants ant to play it all day so it gets stuck in everyone’s head (well it worked…I just typed the line word for word). Op talks about his new favorite porn site for scrapping – FlashYourRack.com. He says he is in to natural girls, and Ant agrees saying he hates ‘stripper porn’. Not too natural though, because he would prefer not to see the ass pimples (and who doesn’t?). Jim says his favorite site is RateMyCameltoe.com. Op says his site is good for gambling, by placing bets on what the girl is rated, and see who gets closest. Ant pulls the site up, and the site takes long to load, which Ant says may be a sign that they are getting to the point where they have enough listeners to slow down site traffic. Op shows which is his fave. Op has to cut the bit short because he needs to go take a leak
• “Hi Mom, I’m in porno” going to break.
Break
• More talk about the site (two more replays of the Internet Porn song).
• Jimmy had a sticky substance on his banana.
• Black Guy calls in to say that no black men called in during the fraternity stories. Op says it’s because black people can’t afford XM *ding-ding*. They talk about the fact that when white people are all together they are things they say that they wouldn’t say with a black person in the room. He says that black people say things behind white people’s back, Ant ask if it’s “Stick em up!”
• Jaime comes in studio; Op says they have to bow to him for driving the van around yesterday. Jimmy says he was really bothered by the blown up Sirius Dog – ‘arf arf’.
• * Getting the Gay Out Alert*
Carmen calls in from California, with a very sexy voice. They question her, and they find out she is a former teen, just turning 20. She says she has porn star nipples. Ant notices Op writing down her information. She called in to do guess what’s in my pants, but Op says he wants to do something else, like playing with herself.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28427.jpg
While the song plays, and Ant explains the game, she plays with “the button”. Ant does the explanation as Bob Ross.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/anthony_ross.jpg
She starts rubbing for the game, a rather long one considering what she’s doing. The guesses:
- Jaime: Landing Strip
- Jimmy’s: Wood Floor or as he calls it “the Connor Petersen chest”
- Ant: Wood Floor
- Op: Landing Strip
Winner- Jimmy and Ant.
Then they listen to her getting off. Jimmy farts during the act, which instantly ruins it in studio.
• She ends by saying that Bob Kelly is the one who was responsible for it, and they bring him in studio. He says he wanted to give them a gift that Opie couldn’t throw at him. Op promos a “Thanksgiving feast” coming up next week with lesbians. They start talking about Op throwing the poker chips at the girl. Bob talks about him and Colin being in Japan, and Colin throwing a coin at a swan.
• Caller – Jimmy ruined his wacking to the girl before.
• Another Caller – saying that Jimmy ruins all the segments. Seems like he was trying to set Jimmy off, but Jimmy doesn’t bite. He plays an inaudible clip, and then hangs up.
• *C-word* alert – Bob Kelly says he want to hear the C-word song from Brother Joe. Ant shows Jimmy some fat P lips on the computer, and Jimmy talks about his loving fat lips.
• Op acknowledges Stingray - ::clap:: - for being a part of the invasion yesterday
• C word song into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says that Sexbagel is knocked out asleep in the office. Jimmy talks about the caller again, and Op asks if the guy got to him.
• Frenchy (the old one) calls in. Ant says that he was the first to surrender his signs to the cops yesterday.
• Caller – guy who drove the van, calls in to talk about driving up to the event and playing the O & A theme song, and having the cops shutting them down.
• Glenn, the caller from before that tried to irritate Jimmy calls back, and contributes nothing.
• Caller – calls in to defend Jimmy. Op talks about how Jimmy always has to show them his boners.
• New Monster Rain Song – Op says it’s really bad. After playing it, they all agree
• Bob Kelly Stories
- He sucked on the tits of this fat girl “The Blouse” and he felt guilty afterwards and cried about it. Then he said he would let his friend join in
- He talks about f’ing the sink, which he says he got caught doing once in rehab.
- Being in fifth grade (trying to figure out how old he was, he asks how old you are in fifth grade- jimmy says it depends on what color you are *ding-ding*) laying on the couch and jerking off with his friend. Then after a while, they would get bored so the guy would tell him to grab his junk, and jerk him. The last step was the guy asking him to put it in his mouth, which he did - “get a good one”. He said it tasted like feet, and being very “spongy” (ugh…I think the gay is back)
- Sex with a retarded girl - “Stop laughing at me…stop laughing at meeeeee”. He says he made her jerk him off, and then his mom came home and he had to hide her in the basement. Then he fell asleep, and only remembered her 4 hours later. He also mentions him and his friend holding a rock over her head until she jerked him and his friend off, which is when he gets cut off by Op.
• Hi Mom, I got Fired for masturbating into break.
Break
• They talk about Bob’s stories, and Ant says its weird how people grow up, and how they turn out. Op says its amazing how open Jimmy and Bob are about telling those kinds of stories.
• What did I learn?
Thanks Roc! You da man! Oh wait, you cut both my balls off? (Sour Grapes)
(There may be more to come, if we missed anything. Thanks again, roc!)
There was a lot of things going on, but there was a presence of Wackbag... Well, Wackbag would like to take credit, but there was just an abundance of O & A people who showed up at this event.
The Howie fans would like you to think there was 10 O & A fans at this mockery of the homeless. There were over a hundred O & A fans at this giveaway. We all know the truth. Were you there, if not, you have no clue.
The O & A show was present big time. The Stern fans tried to shout hurtful things, but the 10 people who were fans and not looking for a free boombox to sell on the corner for crack were very unaffected to the fans of O & A infiltrating this horrible attempt at publicity for Hoo Hoo.
The boys played clips of some funny shit. Some Homeless Golfers pissed that they got a Sirius receiver that does not do anything until their homeless ass purchases an account.
Do these Homeless people really care? NO! They just care that they have to carry this 90 pound box around.
Meanwhile, the boys from Wackbag, Stingray, SexTeryaki, OKterrific, Shogun, and etc., were hard at work making Howard's day hell.
As you have seen in the pictures, Howard's expression was pretty horrible when seeing the WOW presence. He was hurting... Very much... In fear.... Of what is coming next... His demise!!
This review was written by: Rocfastrini (http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?find=lastposter&f=57)
Break
• Op says he is putting his food down on the gay stuff on the show. He says that they will not leave for the weekend unless the gayness is removed from the show.
• Ant is surprised that Lil’ Jimmy wears contacts. Jimmy is having a problem, putting his contacts in. Op says he tried to get Jimmy the surgery with Dr Philitoff (sp?) but he was too backed up, and then he died.
• Caller calls in to say that Jim is gay; Jim says no, he will just enjoy a cock recreationally. Op and Ant are distracted by Jim struggling with his contacts.
• Instant feedback – “Who taped the O & A invasion yesterday – Michael J. Fox?” Jimmy says when he sees him on TV trying to always look like he is moving to conceal his Parkinson, he doesn’t know whether to feel bad or laugh, but he chooses the latter.
• Still no one calling in to sex the show up. Op puts out the request again.
• Caller – Jeanie from Jersey calls in to request the “drilldo” bit. Op says she is a cocktease, because she calls in and doesn’t give an offer to sex the show up. They try to get her to play “What’s in my pants?”, and she says it’s not her thing. They start questioning her, trying to get to the bottom of why. Op says they like the “fatties”, and eventually she admits that she is a fatty. Her phone starts crapping off; just as Jimmy says they could play “What’s in my fridge?”
• * Ozone Midget Sighting* - Photo taker at DMV.
• Meanwhile back at the show, CS Kenny calls in. He says that stern is claiming 7,000 people at the gathering. He also makes sure to thank the *WACKBAG* members that showed up. Kenny says he met Master Po, and that he is “on the money”. Master Po comes in, and Ant plays his music. Op says Kenny needs his own music, and Kenny makes up his own theme song – “Here comes Club Soda Kenny; He’s big and he’s stupid”. Master Po thinks that he and Kenny make a great team. Ant says they could be the democratic ticket in 2008.
• Caller from Texas – Having sex with fat chicks. Op says they “try harder”, Ant says that is an urban legend. The guy says old “roll her in flour and look for the wet spot”gag – ‘Oh!’. Ant says he wishes he was at Op’s computer to cut that call off.
• Ant talks about the Congress hearings on Porn. Op talks about the observation Ant made on a previous show, about looking for something on the internet and it always leads to porn. This leads to *Sing along folks* - “The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, ill be up all night hugging me horn to porn, porn, porn.”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/internet_for.jpg
Op says he wants ant to play it all day so it gets stuck in everyone’s head (well it worked…I just typed the line word for word). Op talks about his new favorite porn site for scrapping – FlashYourRack.com. He says he is in to natural girls, and Ant agrees saying he hates ‘stripper porn’. Not too natural though, because he would prefer not to see the ass pimples (and who doesn’t?). Jim says his favorite site is RateMyCameltoe.com. Op says his site is good for gambling, by placing bets on what the girl is rated, and see who gets closest. Ant pulls the site up, and the site takes long to load, which Ant says may be a sign that they are getting to the point where they have enough listeners to slow down site traffic. Op shows which is his fave. Op has to cut the bit short because he needs to go take a leak
• “Hi Mom, I’m in porno” going to break.
Break
• More talk about the site (two more replays of the Internet Porn song).
• Jimmy had a sticky substance on his banana.
• Black Guy calls in to say that no black men called in during the fraternity stories. Op says it’s because black people can’t afford XM *ding-ding*. They talk about the fact that when white people are all together they are things they say that they wouldn’t say with a black person in the room. He says that black people say things behind white people’s back, Ant ask if it’s “Stick em up!”
• Jaime comes in studio; Op says they have to bow to him for driving the van around yesterday. Jimmy says he was really bothered by the blown up Sirius Dog – ‘arf arf’.
• * Getting the Gay Out Alert*
Carmen calls in from California, with a very sexy voice. They question her, and they find out she is a former teen, just turning 20. She says she has porn star nipples. Ant notices Op writing down her information. She called in to do guess what’s in my pants, but Op says he wants to do something else, like playing with herself.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/28427.jpg
While the song plays, and Ant explains the game, she plays with “the button”. Ant does the explanation as Bob Ross.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/anthony_ross.jpg
She starts rubbing for the game, a rather long one considering what she’s doing. The guesses:
- Jaime: Landing Strip
- Jimmy’s: Wood Floor or as he calls it “the Connor Petersen chest”
- Ant: Wood Floor
- Op: Landing Strip
Winner- Jimmy and Ant.
Then they listen to her getting off. Jimmy farts during the act, which instantly ruins it in studio.
• She ends by saying that Bob Kelly is the one who was responsible for it, and they bring him in studio. He says he wanted to give them a gift that Opie couldn’t throw at him. Op promos a “Thanksgiving feast” coming up next week with lesbians. They start talking about Op throwing the poker chips at the girl. Bob talks about him and Colin being in Japan, and Colin throwing a coin at a swan.
• Caller – Jimmy ruined his wacking to the girl before.
• Another Caller – saying that Jimmy ruins all the segments. Seems like he was trying to set Jimmy off, but Jimmy doesn’t bite. He plays an inaudible clip, and then hangs up.
• *C-word* alert – Bob Kelly says he want to hear the C-word song from Brother Joe. Ant shows Jimmy some fat P lips on the computer, and Jimmy talks about his loving fat lips.
• Op acknowledges Stingray - ::clap:: - for being a part of the invasion yesterday
• C word song into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says that Sexbagel is knocked out asleep in the office. Jimmy talks about the caller again, and Op asks if the guy got to him.
• Frenchy (the old one) calls in. Ant says that he was the first to surrender his signs to the cops yesterday.
• Caller – guy who drove the van, calls in to talk about driving up to the event and playing the O & A theme song, and having the cops shutting them down.
• Glenn, the caller from before that tried to irritate Jimmy calls back, and contributes nothing.
• Caller – calls in to defend Jimmy. Op talks about how Jimmy always has to show them his boners.
• New Monster Rain Song – Op says it’s really bad. After playing it, they all agree
• Bob Kelly Stories
- He sucked on the tits of this fat girl “The Blouse” and he felt guilty afterwards and cried about it. Then he said he would let his friend join in
- He talks about f’ing the sink, which he says he got caught doing once in rehab.
- Being in fifth grade (trying to figure out how old he was, he asks how old you are in fifth grade- jimmy says it depends on what color you are *ding-ding*) laying on the couch and jerking off with his friend. Then after a while, they would get bored so the guy would tell him to grab his junk, and jerk him. The last step was the guy asking him to put it in his mouth, which he did - “get a good one”. He said it tasted like feet, and being very “spongy” (ugh…I think the gay is back)
- Sex with a retarded girl - “Stop laughing at me…stop laughing at meeeeee”. He says he made her jerk him off, and then his mom came home and he had to hide her in the basement. Then he fell asleep, and only remembered her 4 hours later. He also mentions him and his friend holding a rock over her head until she jerked him and his friend off, which is when he gets cut off by Op.
• Hi Mom, I got Fired for masturbating into break.
Break
• They talk about Bob’s stories, and Ant says its weird how people grow up, and how they turn out. Op says its amazing how open Jimmy and Bob are about telling those kinds of stories.
• What did I learn?
Thanks Roc! You da man! Oh wait, you cut both my balls off? (Sour Grapes)
(There may be more to come, if we missed anything. Thanks again, roc!)