Favorite lines from movies

[MAVRIC305]

I like "What's up my nigga" by Jackie Chan in "Rush Hour", that's one of my favorites.

I also like this classic one " Here's to you julian, ...Sucking my dick, OH". Ford Fairlane with Mr. WACKBAG himself.

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[imoverherenow]

Ok i got a good one Smokey from Friday " YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT"

[MAVRIC305]

Hahaha, that is a good one. How about Arnold in Predator. " You are one ugly muthafucka". :D

[imoverherenow]

Anything muttered by a retarted Rocky Balboa in Rocky V. MICK!!!

[FOFOLINA]

Robert Dinero In goodfellas saying
Always keep your mouth shut and never rat on your friends

[MAVRIC305]

"Why we on this particular, we'll never know, but we do know that the Black knight's will emerge victorious once again" "Amen reverend". "Let's kick the tires and light the fires big daddy" Both from Independance day. I think the guys name is Harry conick Jr.

[imoverherenow]

Heh heh yeah that was a great movie. I wish they would make a sequel.

[FOFOLINA]

Also from the movie Tommy Boy
When David Spade Gets Caught Spakin it

Tommy-Richard What are you doin?

Richard-Nothing I am doin Documents.

Tommy-If you were doin documents what are they doin on top of the tv set.

Tommy-Richard were you watching spanktervison?

Tommy-Wait were you hearing that funny guys name Buddy Wackit?

Tommy-Wait there is a real pretty Girl out there I bet she goes out with one of the Yankees..

Now they are both about to go to sleep..My part is this..

Tommy-Richard who is your favorite Little rascle,Alfalfa or spanky??? Sinner..


:D :D

[imoverherenow]

That movie sucks!!! Heh heh LOL

[FOFOLINA]

awww it is ok if you hate it i like that movie

[imoverherenow]

It is just one of those movies that i watched once and it was enough for me.

[MAVRIC305]

Heh heh yeah that was a great movie. I wish they would make a sequel.

I know right! That movie did fucking awesome at the box office. You would have thought they would have made a sequel by now. Also what the fuck is up with HBO, they have not showed that in years. I bet they are waiting for the 4th.

By the way Fofo, I was a big Farley fan. I love that movie. That is a hysterical part. "I bet she goes out with one of the Yankees" <-- That never gets old. The way farley says it cracks me up. :D

[FOFOLINA]

also from tommy boy
Fat guy in a little coat God I love that song...
it had me in tears

And the house keeping one with david spade

Richard-House Keepin

Tommy.No House keeping need sleepy

Richard-House Keeping want me to fluff Pillow?

Tommy- No Let me sleep for the love of God.
Richard-House Keepin want blow job?

Tommy-What Kind of motel is this.

also when he is pumpin gas
when he messes up the car

WHAT YA DO??
damn it is to funny i love that movie
:D

[MAVRIC305]

Fuck HBO, I rented "Independence day" I am watching it right now. So let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy. :D

[armymad]

don't forget the movie with most lines of all time
"your days of finger banging old mary.j.rotten curth though her pretty pink panties are over,
full melted jacket

[imoverherenow]

Scarface- "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)

[DIRTY_HARRY]

The scene from A Bronx Tail when the bikers are f&*^ing with the italians in the bar and were asked to leave and they didn't.
"NOW YOU CAN'T LEAVE."

[imoverherenow]

HERE IS ANOTHER LINE FROM A BRONX TALE. WHEN SONNY IS TELLING C ABOUT THE DOOR TEST AND C TELLS HIM ABOUT THE MARIO TEST. HEH HEH LOL!!!

[IAmMighty]

Robert DeNiro from "This Boy's Life"

"Shut your damn piehole!"

"I told him a thing or two about a thing or two."

[NuNo]

The first mortal combat when in the boat scene scorpion and subzero come out, and shan shung says "scorpion and subzero, deadliest of enemies, but slaves under my power!"

[Cat_Peeler]

first of all its spelled " Shang Tsung" I am a huge ass fan of all mortal kombats -except the fourth game-::sigh:: and the second movie ::sigh::

anyway my favorite movie sayin is from demolition man "Excuse me sir, but whats seems to be your boggle?" And " Umm youre a outa tolit paper-the thing where the toilet paper goes isnt there"

From the simpsons "Those where the suckiest sucks that ever sucked before"

and

"...at times like this I wish I was a religious man... ::revernd lovejoy running down the street screamin::-...Its all over people were all gonna die!!"

and also

DOCTOR: Wow I never seen anyone have 4 consecutive massive heart attacks.

LISA: Im sorry dad.

HOMER: Its okay but we could have used the $2500.

Lisa: Um dad, 10 percent of 250,000,000 isnt 2500-its...

::CODE BLUE CODE BLUE!!::
and 4 doctors come running up the hall

(in this episode lisa helped Mr. Burns get his money back after going brock and he offered her a check of ten percent of what he got back from seeling his sulie factory-250,000,000 dollars. And lisa did the right thing and knowing where the money came from-she ripped up the check-and thats when homer went into 4 heart attacks)


I know these wernt considered "movie sayings", but theyre funny as hell.

[Cat_Peeler]

ooh i forgot " HEY YOU GUYS!!!" from the goonies-my friends always say that

[wackadoo]

how about in the BRONX TALES when all the bikers are staring shit in a well connected bar {winkwink} and big paulie asks them to leave and the don't......

so paulie locks the door and says.....]now you can't leave
and all the gangsters come out and kick the shit outta them!!!!
dirty harry beat me to it!but is one of the moments in mobster type movies

awsome..thats all i have to say! :D

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[wackadoo]

i'm bored outta my mind and i'm pretty drunk but any way how about...
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE line...that was cool ass shit.i still watch that movie alot!

[armymad]

don't forget the line from "u go knock the fuck up" from friday:D :D :D

[Blaxicab]

How about the line from Dumb and Dumber:

Harry, I want to go to a place that's warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where women flock to you like the salmon of catestrani, a little place called Aspen

I don't know Llyod, the French are assholes.

That damn movie rocked!

Later,
Matt

[Blaxicab]

I got another from the Simpsons.

Lionel Hutz:"Uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Schnider.
Marge:"Is that bad?"
Lionel Hutz:"Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda' ran over his dog."
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz:"Well replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and the word dog with son."

Later,
Matt

[wackadoo]

I've got 2 of 'em , bot from faat times :

"Mr. Hand!?!? What are yo doing here?!?!?"

and

:::bomp::::
"what was that?"
"that was my skull!!!"

spicoli, always funny:D

[cringeradio]

The best line from a movie is from pee wee hermans big adventure: when he says EXCUSE ME I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollyvoodoo]

Morris Day to Wayne Newton in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (http://dicerulesusa.tripod.com/quotes.htm) : With friends like you, who needs enemas?

From Dogma (http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0120655):
Jay: Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know! [Rufus falls naked out of the sky.] Beautiful naked women with big titties don't just fall out of the sky, you know! [nothing] Worth a try.

Bruce Willis in Die Hard (http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0095016): "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Stacy played by Lea Thompson in Casual Sex? (http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0094846) :
This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great! What's your name again?"

[While being measured at the health spa.]
Vinny (played by Andrew Dice Clay): If you'd like me to provide you with some vital statistics that can't be measured in a public place, I'd be happy to do so.
Female Attendant: You mean your IQ?

From Donnie Brasco (http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0119008)
"Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

From The Last Boyscout (http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0102266)
Jimmy (Damon Wayans): You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?
Joe (Bruce Willis): And then some.

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe: Play some rap music.

From "Bless This House"
Alice (played by Cathy Moriarty): With my kind of life, it's either light up or shoot up.

Well, there's a lot more but my time at the library is up. :D

P.S. I'm surprised nobody mentioned Pulp Fiction. ;)

[WyldeChilde]

From "Ready To Rumble"

"You love Jimmy King! We love Jimmy King! We're men. And we're not afraid to say we love other men" (Smack) "Oh me next! Me next!" (Smack)

[Davenow]

don't forget the line from "u go knock the fuck up" from friday:D :D :D


Its "You got knocked the fuck OUT" not up

And yeah, one of the best movie lines ever.

Second only to

"AWWWW Those guy are fags!" from Spicoli

[KillGreys]

From Aliens:

"Game over man, Game over!"

[Ovaherenow]

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
They Live

[Ovaherenow]

Verbal: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
Usual Suspects

[Ovaherenow]

Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

I got another from the Simpsons.

Lionel Hutz:"Uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Schnider.
Marge:"Is that bad?"
Lionel Hutz:"Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda' ran over his dog."
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz:"Well replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and the word dog with son."

Later,
Matt


GOOD ONE!

Any line of Judge Smails from Caddyshack:
How'd ya like to mow my lawn?
You'll get nothing and like it!
How bout a Fresca, huh?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Heh heh yeah that was a great movie. I wish they would make a sequel.

they were thinking about it and getting close to making an Independence Day 2. but then 9/11 happened, which pretty much killed that possibility because they felt it was "inappropriate."

as for some of my favorite lines from movies:

"Groovy." - Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness

"Back off. I'm a scientist." and "We're going about this the wrong way. He's in New York. He's a sailor. He just get him laid, and we'll have no problem."- Bill Murray in Ghostbusters (hell, there was a shitload of one-liners in that film i could have put here. :icon_mrgr)

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Jack Nicholson in Batman

[Kate]

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but unicorns kick ass.

[BigDickGuzinya]

"fuck school,fuck christmas" Risky Business."I like you,you can come over to my house and fuck my sister" Full Metal Jacket."are you gay? No, but we're willing to learn" Stripes."Touch my stuff...I'll kill ya!,Touch me,I'll kill ya!" Stripes."Thats it,buddy! you just made the list!" Stripes.

[MAVRIC305]

I don't know what to say... Someone either used the search feature, or are trying to be annoying... Very old thread...

Ummm...


"Dude, we have to go... I sharted"

"I don't know what that means..."

"I farted and a little shit came out, we have to go"

ALONG CAME POLLY

I love Sandy Lyle!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman was great in that flick!

As was Alec Baldwin, "She's a dime store whore, I knew it from the moment I saw her" "Good things" :::Rubs his ear:::

Classic...

[DownWithTheHoo]

I don't know what to say... Someone either used the search feature, or are trying to be annoying... Very old thread...


when in doubt, never assume the search feature. message board 101!

[Budyzir]

Saving Private Ryan

Private Jackson's (the sniper) prayer as he lines up a shot ....

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

Now that is a soldier's prayer

Also ... "Leave the gun and take the cannolis."

[mascan42]

Anybody feel like turning this into the movie quote game?

"Look Mulligan, I don't think I'm gettin' through to you. You're droppin' your damned barrage on our position! You can't hear me? The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end and they're dropping here at our end! No, the Krauts aren't here! We're here!"

[TrybalRage]

Saving Private Ryan

Private Jackson's (the sniper) prayer as he lines up a shot ....

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

Now that is a soldier's prayer


Psalm 144:1-2 followed by Psalm 25:2. Cool.

Anything from Boondock Saints is great for me...

Rocco: "They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."

Rocco: "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."
Donna: "What? Why?"
Rocco: "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!"

Connor: These decent men with loving families, they go home every day after work, and turn on the news and you know what they see? They see rapists and murderers and child molestors and they're all getting' out of jail.
Murphy: "Mafiosos," getting' caught with 20 kilos, getting' out on bail. Same fucking day.
Connor: And everyone, everywhere thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those mother fuckers.
Murphy: Kill 'em all. Admit it, even you've thought about it.

[Budyzir]

Psalm 144:1-2 followed by Psalm 25:2. Cool.


I had no idea that was out of the bible ... yeah, good Catholic here!

[mrcrowley1206]

From Clerks..

Dante: "37!!!....my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"!!!
Customer: "In a row"?


:clap: :clap:

[Mother Shucker]

What brought this thread back after three years?

[Etherfiend]

all from Rear and Loathing in Las Vegas


"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye"

"I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear."

"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear."

"Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

"No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand?"

"Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy."

"Don't take any guff from these fucking swine"

[Smokezilla]

"WE are the filthiest people alive, NOT YOU!" - Pink Flamingos:icon_evil

"Have you ever been in the cockpit of an airplane?" - Airplane:icon_lol:

"Did you see the size of that chicken?!?!?" - Young Guns:icon_conf

[THE FEZ MAN]

its 105 miles to chicagao, its dark out, and we're wareing sunglasses.... Hit it!


who's Zed?

Zed's dead honey.

[mrcrowley1206]

its 105 miles to chicagao, its dark out, and we're wareing sunglasses.... Hit it!





Not to nitpick but the line is:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses......Hit it".

[patbattlefield]

"Kill them. Kill them all." - Darth Sidious from star wars: episode 1. i like to use this when referring to certain groups of people.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Not to nitpick but the line is:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses......Hit it".

how about

"say, what? again mother fucker!"

[Etherfiend]

"Kill them. Kill them all." - Darth Sidious from star wars: episode 1. i like to use this when referring to certain groups of people.


John Rico also says that in Starship Troopers. during their first attack on the bugs:

"KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!"


...

[Neo_Is_God]

Anybody feel like turning this into the movie quote game?

"Look Mulligan, I don't think I'm gettin' through to you. You're droppin' your damned barrage on our position! You can't hear me? The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end and they're dropping here at our end! No, the Krauts aren't here! We're here!"

Telly Savalas - kellys heroes great fucking movie

"youre not your fucking khakis"

no one will ever get this quote
"why not just call it a puma?"

my favorite quote
"Liar,Whore,Liar,Whore and you know it"

[patbattlefield]

"Don't fuck with the jesus." - Big Lebowski

also the whole grammatically diverse monologue after the cat gets shot in Boondock Saints.

[MrMotherFucker]

The Way Of The Gun
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head"

[Etherfiend]

The Way Of The Gun
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head"

hahaahah

holy shit forgot about that one...

[ChrisH]

The Dennis Hopper monologue from True Romance. Bar none, one of the funniest/intense scenes in recent history.

Also, the Quint monologue from Jaws. I know that may not seem all that original given how Ant always references it, but it's true.

[DaveTheScreener]

WOULD YOU MOVE THAT GIANT COTTON CANDY
-guy at the softball game
Super Troopers

[Stormrider666]

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine" (Star Wars)

"The Force is strong in you young Skywalker, but you're not a Jedi yet" (Empire Strikes Back)

"I would have followed you into battle, my brother, my captain, my king" (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"At my signal, unleash hell" (Gladiator)

"We will never become obsolete, carry on the tradition, we're the best"(The Black Hole)

[BITENY]

"Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding."
"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
(Both from "The Ref")

[tar_baby]

"up ur butt joe-boo"...and many from major league

lampoons christmas..."i wouldnt be more surprised if i woke up with my head sewn to the carpet"..something like that

"where do these stairs go?"
"they go up"

[DeltaPin]

"Does your dog bite?"
"No"
(Dog bites hand)
"I thought you said your dog does not bite."
"That's not my dog."

[blackout-]

Groovy

[Capis]

"Harry is a lying sack of cunt" -Anthony Cumia

[Hudson]

ovaherenow beat me to my fave but some others:
"Good Weed" Gandalf in Lord of the Rings I
"Gentlemen, it's time to party Italian Style!" Stripes
"I want my 2 Dollars!!!" Better Off Dead
"It's Yugoslavia!...we zip in,.. we zip out!... it's like going to Wisconsin!"
"Snakes.... Why'd it have to be snakes?" Raiders
"Always keep your unit on you" Breakfast Club

[Chino Kapone]

"Good, bad, im the guy with the gun."-army of darkness

[Kool Aid]

Son, you have a panty on your head, from raising arizona...

One that we always laugh at and joke on is from a crappy movie called, FROM MOST HONORED TO MOST WANTED, with damon wayans and john voight, jon voight says "kill him, Kill him hu hu hu" the way it is delivered is the worst acting ever...

[Beer Gut]

you gonna bark all day little doggie? or you gonna bite?

you keep talking like a bitch, im gonna have to slap you like a bitch.

(both from Reservoir Dogs)

[BeltOfScotch]

The FLOWERS are STILL standing. - Ghostbusters

[Mother Shucker]

From Spiderman:

"He stinks and I don't like him".