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11-24-2004, 04:14 PM
Show opens with various sound clips - Jesse Jackson, Animal House, Cartman and Stone Cold
Anthony is happy with how clean the studio is today after Tippy Tom did his thing yesterday.
Opie says a lot of people thought they were off today, but they had 2+ years off, back in the WNEW days they would have easily taken the whole week off. Some talk about how the Stern gag order got them at least an extra two weeks of vacation, when they weren't into doing the show they'd tell the GM that they might say something about Howard today, so he'd just tell them to take the day off. Ant says maybe this whole sex for sam mess was good for them, got them recharged to do the show again.
Op brings up yesterday's show and how good it was, and now they're all ready to be mediocre again. Some more talk about Tippy Tom yesterday and his awful work jacking off on their "stage."
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29495.jpg
This led to some talk about strippers and how they'll give you some crap small talk about school or whatever until the song starts, then give you a great dance and talk dirty, but the second the song is over they're right back to the BS.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29494.jpg
Caller - Ken Stevens (WNEW GM) had every right to be freaked out about them, their doing the Sex for Sam stuff is what ended up getting him fired.
The boys are all over the news today because Viacom settled several issues with the FCC, including all their stuff, for 3.5 million. Ant mentions how weird it is to watch them doing radio on TV.
Back to Tippy Tom, Opie wants to make sure everyone understands that they actually thought he might be dead, it was no joke. They were getting no response and Keith the Copy didn't get a pulse at first. This would have been the end of the show, for good, can't exactly get past dead homeless guy. Anthony was worried, but not about the homeless guy dying, he just didn't want to go through the crap again of the media and everything else. Opie says how the news stations would have loved to nail them again.
Caller - apparently there was more genius news work as the boys got some free advertising for the new ...
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/opie_andy.jpg
Caller - He's a cop, stopped someone but didn't want to get out of the car because he was listening to Tippy Tom.
More talk about yesterday, was one of the classic train wreck, clusterfuck shows, the boys just let things go. Opie says it was the first time he was glad they can't go late (yet), Tippy Tom jerking off was just too much.
Ant talks about how he wouldn't touch anything when the show was over, people were opening doors for him, he wouldn't go near anything Tippy Tom might have touched.
Some Tippy Tom audio - him singing yesterday
Feedback - Opie daring Tippy Tom with "You can't jerk off" was right up there with "Take the wig" from WNEW days
Caller - wants to know if they did anything good for Tippy Tom, well they gave him $20 and a bottle of Jager. Opie says it's not worth the effort to help him, he's happy how he is and he won't change. Tippy Tom was in the hospital and clean and sober for about a week before he went back to the old ways. There's just no way to help all the messes.
Ant says they're a reflection of society, they give a half assed attempt to help people so they feel better about themselves, but they don't actually help, that would be a full time job.
Some talk about the homeless shopping spree and how giving them all sorts of new stuff sounded like a good idea but then sending them back on the streets was lying tying raw meat to someone swimming with sharks.
More Tippy Tom audio - he keeps saying he's going to bust one out but never actually sings
Opie hasn't gotten to watch the video yet because his computer stinks, he's letting Anthony do some shopping. Steve C is in to talk about the video they have up and Opie wants to make sure the video of when they thought he was dead is up so that everyone can see how bad it was.
**TEASER ALERT** Does Sex for Sam end today?
Going into break with the tourette's whorehouse call
Coming back with Disturbed
Opie reminds everyone its Whip Em Out Wednesday and reminds everyone how it works.
Some talk about how the XM people kissed their ass big time until the contracts were signed, then they disappeared. Apparently they were promised a national TV commercial but that hasn't happened yet, Ant says there are "big things" planned for '05, but Opie doesn't buy it yet.
Caller - ready to play
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but Opie isn't too sure, might be a little big backed, they put her on hold and Opie really doesn't want to do it but they go for it anyway, good chance for some fat jokes. "She's spreading her legs but her thighs are still touching." The audio didn't go too well, Ant and Norton said Mohawk, Opie said triangle, everyone loses today, she had Hitler moustache.
Caller - quit ragging on the fat girls, he likes the chubby ones. Norton says that's fine for you but it's just not his thing.
Caller - Bitching about Norton, he takes the funny out of everything. Norton says it makes him so happy this guy is paying for the show and he ruins it for him. Ant says this guy isn't really mad he just wanted to be the guy that Norton yelled at today.
**TEASER ALERT** New O.J. audio coming up
Switching over to the Viacom settlement with the FCC. Opie said they just did it to get some other business done. Ant brings up that there were two complaints, Sex for Sam and something where they were talking about beer but it sounded like sex. We get a couple minutes about free speech, Ant makes sure all the idiots understand that just because something offends a listener doesn't make it indecent. The Monday Night Football incident wasn't indecent at all, just saw a woman's bare back. Norton brings up the "but the kids are listening" argument and how people use that when they have nothing else to say.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29497.jpg
The boys now have the Fox 5 news clip, the way it sounds you'd still think they're off the air. Would it kill them to do a little fact checking. Norton says "Well didn't they see the billboard ... oh"
Quick talk about the NBA fight again, now there's video of the guy who threw the chair and the cops want to know who he is.
Time for another break, going away with the Tippy Tom jerking off audio from yesterday.
Back to the show with Filter
Caller - thought they were getting the gay out. Opie says the Tippy Tom stuff wasn't really gay, more like a freak show. Norton tells the guy that Rent Boys isn't gone for good, just taking a little vacation.
Caller - from the Philly sticker stop, some more complaining about the marketing of the show and how the only promotion they have is listeners handing out stickers.
Now it's time for the new O.J. audio. Here he really goes low, basically saying that if he has to work to pay the Goldmans, then he just won't work. The boys agree that Fred Goldman just needs to take one for the team and kill O.J., what jury would convict him? The guy gets $30K per month from his NFL pension but by law nobody can touch it, so he just doesn't have to work. He apparently even said that Fred didn't care about his son while he was alive.
Norton gets a bell-ringer with "You know how hard it must be to be waiting for money and its contingent on a black guy working?"
Opie says this could be a new game which brings us back to the JFK game. The makers are saying this is like a research tool, how hard would it be for Oswald to take those shots. Maybe it's time for an OJ game, was it 2 people, was Pedro Guerrero there, funny stuff, maybe a Ron Goldman game, with the rifle trying to kill O.J. while he's driving around the golf course.
This talk led to the great Kidd Chris prank calls on O.J. they first got during the WNEW days.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29498.jpg
Feedback - Callback to yesterday, if Anthony played the OJ game he'd be chopping at the backs of their heads and not knowing why he couldn't get the high score.
Norton brings up the Andrea Yates game, where you have to drown those "5 little burdens" (geez that hurt)
Caller - why not a Ted Kennedy driving game
This leads to an extended Anthony rant about all sorts of Kennedy games - dodging bullets getting through the kitchen, beating a girl with a golf club, flight simulator to martha's vineyard, giving retarded daughter's a lobotomy, ****** a girl on the front lawn. Typing it just doesn't do it justice.
Some talk about how the Kennedy name gets people out of everything and how they should change their names to Greg Opie Kennedy Hughes and Anthony Kennedy Cumia. Mentions the preppy killer who got out of jail recently but just got picked up with some drugs and Anthony being told to slow down on the midtown tunnel because the speed limit is 5mph hour.
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Caller - how about a Sex for Sam game, this doesn't go over well
Caller - need a William Shatner watching his wife drown game. Lets Ant do his great Shatner impression
Caller - Sonny Bono skiing game. Leads to some talk about the boys going skiing and how Anthony didn't really know what he was doing and was scared watching Opie because he flies down the hill. Little callback to yesterday when someone asked if Dolphins could ski.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29503.jpg
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Ant wonders if there are horses out there playing a Christopher Reeve game, trying to buck him at the right time.
More O&A news audio, they get the names right but still no mention of them being back on XM.
Ralphie May is here but they'll get to him after another break.
Missed a couple of minutes here but caught the end of Club Soda Kenny calling in and doing some more of his great new theme song.
Some audio of Brother Joe's journey tribute band, definitely sounds like them.
Ralphie starts goofint on how could anyone be in a journey tribute band. Norton keeps asking for Open Arms. Ralphie says the whole thing is just sad. Opie wants to do a Battle of the Tribute Bands. Some talk about how these guys are really nuts and think they're actually the person.
Some audio of the U2 tribute band, also good stuff.
Ralphie May is at Caroline's all weekend, sure he has to work Thanksgiving but that gives him a chance to get away from this girlfriend's family. They don't like him because he's not Jewish, fat, and a stand up comic. He's lost a lot of weight, a whole Norton as he called it, got the stomach stapling surgery. Norton has a good line here "If you lost a Norton you would have lost 165 pounds of mediocrity."
They ask Ralphie abou the NBA fight, basically why is everyone surprised. Artest is a thug and Detroit is a thug city, it was bound to happen.
For some reason we get an awful Bob Kelly story about a girl eating his ass who chokes on a piece of toilet paper.
Ralphie brings up a new show he is doing where fat celebrities try to lose weight. This gives Ant and Norton the chance to throw out some great Jaws references.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29511.jpg
Girls coming in the studio for a quick WOW, they're greek and gorgeous. They're trying to get her to say something in Greek but it's not really working well. Opie talks about how the hotter the girl is the less gooder the radio is because they're too busy staring.
Master Po is in the studio and everyone thinks he's trying to get one of the girls but he says he's just standing near one of them because she's nervous. This leads to a quick Master Po demonstration and how he can take someone out with a bath towel.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29518.jpg
There are more hot chicks at the studio today and these look like porn stars.
Apparently we might get the wiffleball bat challenge today. Opie brings up that hey, didn't Ralphie May say he had to leave by 9am, maybe it's time for him to go. All of a sudden Ralphie's schedule changed and he can stick around for the festivities.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29514.jpg
But it's time for a break, going out with the Fuel Jimmy Robinson song.
Coming back with Black Betty
Some talk about Point Blank, the band from yesterday and their cool cover of Devil Went Down to Georgia. Ant asks if this band might be his Godsmack. FYI, back in the Boston days the lead singer of Godsmack gave Opie a CD of their songs but he just threw it out the window because he got tons of them, so he missed his chance to break them.
Lady Di and Marian are coming in, the boys know everyone hates them, they hate them too, just remember there are lesbians and wiffleball bats coming later.
The porn star girls are with a band Sexbagel used to be in, they seem to be pretty crazy.
Somehow got talking about Nutcracker suite, a bit they did where a girl would kick guys in the balls. Opie wants to play it because it's on a CD, but Anthony reminds him that Viacom owns the station that put the CD out. Opie's a little sick of it and says they should just play the stuff until someone tells them to stop.
Now the two messes are in the studio ...
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http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/marion_people.jpg
Norton says he hates to admit it but Marion has lost some weight even if she's still an atrocity. Op says Di looks like a bloated corpse. Marion as usual tries to take over the show and asks Ralphie what he did to lose weight.
Di has a bruise on her chin, she says she fell down but Anthony says the guy who she kicked out the other day must have punched her. Norton compares Marion's hair to a Dee Snider cancer wig, and we get the classic Marion comeback of "well what about your hair Jim."
Marion brings up Cage's photoshop and people saying her husband hates that she's a celebrity. We finally get their new theme song and it's Let's Get Retarded by Black Eyed Peas.
Anthony can't get over Di's face, she used to be pudgy and jolly but now the "drinking, sorrow and a right cross" have turned her into Throw Momma from the Train. Marion wants the show to hire her for something, maybe to clean to computers, but it's just not going to happen.
Caller - Di's sponsor again, just wants Opie to know he doesn't want to take her off the air. Asks Di if she drank last night, at first she says no but admits that she did. She holds her hands out and has the clear hand shakes.
The newspaper is up on the studio walls, Di and Marian are done it's time for the hot chicks.
Sexbagel is producing the end of the show today, some lesbian stuff first and then the wiffleball bat challenge. Ant wants to make sure the girls understand that they want 100% nudity today.
The band Wolfpac and the girls walk in, for some reason they have a wiffleball bat covered in thumbtacks. The girls start going to work with the rabbit, they do not disappoint and one of them is VERY into it. Sounded like the Drilldo audio. Ralphie says this should be the new XM commercial.
The girls are done and one of the band members takes a shot from the thumbtack baseball bat to the head, the tacks stick in his head and he's bleeding everywhere. He wants Master Po to kick him in the stomach but nobody will let that happen, so he staple guns a dollar bill to his forehead instead.
Norton has given up trying to hit on the Greek sisters, who are watching this mess in the studio. One of the porn starts is reading to bang someone and Daniel is already to try. He gets naked and the girls pull a condom out, which of course gets from Norton "What's the condom for rookie?"
Ant got some great Caddyshack references in here because he's named Danny, but with the crowd and everything Daniel just isn't going to be ready today.
We go back to the lesbians and it's time for
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The first girl takes it like a champ, according to Anthony it looked like someone loading a shell in a howitzer. The first girl sets a NEW WORLD RECORD. The women go back to making out quickly and then the second girl takes it. She was hurting and tried to get the record but just couldn't make it happen.
Now Daniel is back again and getting some oral treats. What better way to say Happy Thanksgiving? And we're done.
Anthony is happy with how clean the studio is today after Tippy Tom did his thing yesterday.
Opie says a lot of people thought they were off today, but they had 2+ years off, back in the WNEW days they would have easily taken the whole week off. Some talk about how the Stern gag order got them at least an extra two weeks of vacation, when they weren't into doing the show they'd tell the GM that they might say something about Howard today, so he'd just tell them to take the day off. Ant says maybe this whole sex for sam mess was good for them, got them recharged to do the show again.
Op brings up yesterday's show and how good it was, and now they're all ready to be mediocre again. Some more talk about Tippy Tom yesterday and his awful work jacking off on their "stage."
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29495.jpg
This led to some talk about strippers and how they'll give you some crap small talk about school or whatever until the song starts, then give you a great dance and talk dirty, but the second the song is over they're right back to the BS.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29494.jpg
Caller - Ken Stevens (WNEW GM) had every right to be freaked out about them, their doing the Sex for Sam stuff is what ended up getting him fired.
The boys are all over the news today because Viacom settled several issues with the FCC, including all their stuff, for 3.5 million. Ant mentions how weird it is to watch them doing radio on TV.
Back to Tippy Tom, Opie wants to make sure everyone understands that they actually thought he might be dead, it was no joke. They were getting no response and Keith the Copy didn't get a pulse at first. This would have been the end of the show, for good, can't exactly get past dead homeless guy. Anthony was worried, but not about the homeless guy dying, he just didn't want to go through the crap again of the media and everything else. Opie says how the news stations would have loved to nail them again.
Caller - apparently there was more genius news work as the boys got some free advertising for the new ...
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/opie_andy.jpg
Caller - He's a cop, stopped someone but didn't want to get out of the car because he was listening to Tippy Tom.
More talk about yesterday, was one of the classic train wreck, clusterfuck shows, the boys just let things go. Opie says it was the first time he was glad they can't go late (yet), Tippy Tom jerking off was just too much.
Ant talks about how he wouldn't touch anything when the show was over, people were opening doors for him, he wouldn't go near anything Tippy Tom might have touched.
Some Tippy Tom audio - him singing yesterday
Feedback - Opie daring Tippy Tom with "You can't jerk off" was right up there with "Take the wig" from WNEW days
Caller - wants to know if they did anything good for Tippy Tom, well they gave him $20 and a bottle of Jager. Opie says it's not worth the effort to help him, he's happy how he is and he won't change. Tippy Tom was in the hospital and clean and sober for about a week before he went back to the old ways. There's just no way to help all the messes.
Ant says they're a reflection of society, they give a half assed attempt to help people so they feel better about themselves, but they don't actually help, that would be a full time job.
Some talk about the homeless shopping spree and how giving them all sorts of new stuff sounded like a good idea but then sending them back on the streets was lying tying raw meat to someone swimming with sharks.
More Tippy Tom audio - he keeps saying he's going to bust one out but never actually sings
Opie hasn't gotten to watch the video yet because his computer stinks, he's letting Anthony do some shopping. Steve C is in to talk about the video they have up and Opie wants to make sure the video of when they thought he was dead is up so that everyone can see how bad it was.
**TEASER ALERT** Does Sex for Sam end today?
Going into break with the tourette's whorehouse call
Coming back with Disturbed
Opie reminds everyone its Whip Em Out Wednesday and reminds everyone how it works.
Some talk about how the XM people kissed their ass big time until the contracts were signed, then they disappeared. Apparently they were promised a national TV commercial but that hasn't happened yet, Ant says there are "big things" planned for '05, but Opie doesn't buy it yet.
Caller - ready to play
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29496.jpg
but Opie isn't too sure, might be a little big backed, they put her on hold and Opie really doesn't want to do it but they go for it anyway, good chance for some fat jokes. "She's spreading her legs but her thighs are still touching." The audio didn't go too well, Ant and Norton said Mohawk, Opie said triangle, everyone loses today, she had Hitler moustache.
Caller - quit ragging on the fat girls, he likes the chubby ones. Norton says that's fine for you but it's just not his thing.
Caller - Bitching about Norton, he takes the funny out of everything. Norton says it makes him so happy this guy is paying for the show and he ruins it for him. Ant says this guy isn't really mad he just wanted to be the guy that Norton yelled at today.
**TEASER ALERT** New O.J. audio coming up
Switching over to the Viacom settlement with the FCC. Opie said they just did it to get some other business done. Ant brings up that there were two complaints, Sex for Sam and something where they were talking about beer but it sounded like sex. We get a couple minutes about free speech, Ant makes sure all the idiots understand that just because something offends a listener doesn't make it indecent. The Monday Night Football incident wasn't indecent at all, just saw a woman's bare back. Norton brings up the "but the kids are listening" argument and how people use that when they have nothing else to say.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29497.jpg
The boys now have the Fox 5 news clip, the way it sounds you'd still think they're off the air. Would it kill them to do a little fact checking. Norton says "Well didn't they see the billboard ... oh"
Quick talk about the NBA fight again, now there's video of the guy who threw the chair and the cops want to know who he is.
Time for another break, going away with the Tippy Tom jerking off audio from yesterday.
Back to the show with Filter
Caller - thought they were getting the gay out. Opie says the Tippy Tom stuff wasn't really gay, more like a freak show. Norton tells the guy that Rent Boys isn't gone for good, just taking a little vacation.
Caller - from the Philly sticker stop, some more complaining about the marketing of the show and how the only promotion they have is listeners handing out stickers.
Now it's time for the new O.J. audio. Here he really goes low, basically saying that if he has to work to pay the Goldmans, then he just won't work. The boys agree that Fred Goldman just needs to take one for the team and kill O.J., what jury would convict him? The guy gets $30K per month from his NFL pension but by law nobody can touch it, so he just doesn't have to work. He apparently even said that Fred didn't care about his son while he was alive.
Norton gets a bell-ringer with "You know how hard it must be to be waiting for money and its contingent on a black guy working?"
Opie says this could be a new game which brings us back to the JFK game. The makers are saying this is like a research tool, how hard would it be for Oswald to take those shots. Maybe it's time for an OJ game, was it 2 people, was Pedro Guerrero there, funny stuff, maybe a Ron Goldman game, with the rifle trying to kill O.J. while he's driving around the golf course.
This talk led to the great Kidd Chris prank calls on O.J. they first got during the WNEW days.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29498.jpg
Feedback - Callback to yesterday, if Anthony played the OJ game he'd be chopping at the backs of their heads and not knowing why he couldn't get the high score.
Norton brings up the Andrea Yates game, where you have to drown those "5 little burdens" (geez that hurt)
Caller - why not a Ted Kennedy driving game
This leads to an extended Anthony rant about all sorts of Kennedy games - dodging bullets getting through the kitchen, beating a girl with a golf club, flight simulator to martha's vineyard, giving retarded daughter's a lobotomy, ****** a girl on the front lawn. Typing it just doesn't do it justice.
Some talk about how the Kennedy name gets people out of everything and how they should change their names to Greg Opie Kennedy Hughes and Anthony Kennedy Cumia. Mentions the preppy killer who got out of jail recently but just got picked up with some drugs and Anthony being told to slow down on the midtown tunnel because the speed limit is 5mph hour.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29499.jpg
Caller - how about a Sex for Sam game, this doesn't go over well
Caller - need a William Shatner watching his wife drown game. Lets Ant do his great Shatner impression
Caller - Sonny Bono skiing game. Leads to some talk about the boys going skiing and how Anthony didn't really know what he was doing and was scared watching Opie because he flies down the hill. Little callback to yesterday when someone asked if Dolphins could ski.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29503.jpg
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29508.jpg
Ant wonders if there are horses out there playing a Christopher Reeve game, trying to buck him at the right time.
More O&A news audio, they get the names right but still no mention of them being back on XM.
Ralphie May is here but they'll get to him after another break.
Missed a couple of minutes here but caught the end of Club Soda Kenny calling in and doing some more of his great new theme song.
Some audio of Brother Joe's journey tribute band, definitely sounds like them.
Ralphie starts goofint on how could anyone be in a journey tribute band. Norton keeps asking for Open Arms. Ralphie says the whole thing is just sad. Opie wants to do a Battle of the Tribute Bands. Some talk about how these guys are really nuts and think they're actually the person.
Some audio of the U2 tribute band, also good stuff.
Ralphie May is at Caroline's all weekend, sure he has to work Thanksgiving but that gives him a chance to get away from this girlfriend's family. They don't like him because he's not Jewish, fat, and a stand up comic. He's lost a lot of weight, a whole Norton as he called it, got the stomach stapling surgery. Norton has a good line here "If you lost a Norton you would have lost 165 pounds of mediocrity."
They ask Ralphie abou the NBA fight, basically why is everyone surprised. Artest is a thug and Detroit is a thug city, it was bound to happen.
For some reason we get an awful Bob Kelly story about a girl eating his ass who chokes on a piece of toilet paper.
Ralphie brings up a new show he is doing where fat celebrities try to lose weight. This gives Ant and Norton the chance to throw out some great Jaws references.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29511.jpg
Girls coming in the studio for a quick WOW, they're greek and gorgeous. They're trying to get her to say something in Greek but it's not really working well. Opie talks about how the hotter the girl is the less gooder the radio is because they're too busy staring.
Master Po is in the studio and everyone thinks he's trying to get one of the girls but he says he's just standing near one of them because she's nervous. This leads to a quick Master Po demonstration and how he can take someone out with a bath towel.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29518.jpg
There are more hot chicks at the studio today and these look like porn stars.
Apparently we might get the wiffleball bat challenge today. Opie brings up that hey, didn't Ralphie May say he had to leave by 9am, maybe it's time for him to go. All of a sudden Ralphie's schedule changed and he can stick around for the festivities.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/29514.jpg
But it's time for a break, going out with the Fuel Jimmy Robinson song.
Coming back with Black Betty
Some talk about Point Blank, the band from yesterday and their cool cover of Devil Went Down to Georgia. Ant asks if this band might be his Godsmack. FYI, back in the Boston days the lead singer of Godsmack gave Opie a CD of their songs but he just threw it out the window because he got tons of them, so he missed his chance to break them.
Lady Di and Marian are coming in, the boys know everyone hates them, they hate them too, just remember there are lesbians and wiffleball bats coming later.
The porn star girls are with a band Sexbagel used to be in, they seem to be pretty crazy.
Somehow got talking about Nutcracker suite, a bit they did where a girl would kick guys in the balls. Opie wants to play it because it's on a CD, but Anthony reminds him that Viacom owns the station that put the CD out. Opie's a little sick of it and says they should just play the stuff until someone tells them to stop.
Now the two messes are in the studio ...
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http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/marion_people.jpg
Norton says he hates to admit it but Marion has lost some weight even if she's still an atrocity. Op says Di looks like a bloated corpse. Marion as usual tries to take over the show and asks Ralphie what he did to lose weight.
Di has a bruise on her chin, she says she fell down but Anthony says the guy who she kicked out the other day must have punched her. Norton compares Marion's hair to a Dee Snider cancer wig, and we get the classic Marion comeback of "well what about your hair Jim."
Marion brings up Cage's photoshop and people saying her husband hates that she's a celebrity. We finally get their new theme song and it's Let's Get Retarded by Black Eyed Peas.
Anthony can't get over Di's face, she used to be pudgy and jolly but now the "drinking, sorrow and a right cross" have turned her into Throw Momma from the Train. Marion wants the show to hire her for something, maybe to clean to computers, but it's just not going to happen.
Caller - Di's sponsor again, just wants Opie to know he doesn't want to take her off the air. Asks Di if she drank last night, at first she says no but admits that she did. She holds her hands out and has the clear hand shakes.
The newspaper is up on the studio walls, Di and Marian are done it's time for the hot chicks.
Sexbagel is producing the end of the show today, some lesbian stuff first and then the wiffleball bat challenge. Ant wants to make sure the girls understand that they want 100% nudity today.
The band Wolfpac and the girls walk in, for some reason they have a wiffleball bat covered in thumbtacks. The girls start going to work with the rabbit, they do not disappoint and one of them is VERY into it. Sounded like the Drilldo audio. Ralphie says this should be the new XM commercial.
The girls are done and one of the band members takes a shot from the thumbtack baseball bat to the head, the tacks stick in his head and he's bleeding everywhere. He wants Master Po to kick him in the stomach but nobody will let that happen, so he staple guns a dollar bill to his forehead instead.
Norton has given up trying to hit on the Greek sisters, who are watching this mess in the studio. One of the porn starts is reading to bang someone and Daniel is already to try. He gets naked and the girls pull a condom out, which of course gets from Norton "What's the condom for rookie?"
Ant got some great Caddyshack references in here because he's named Danny, but with the crowd and everything Daniel just isn't going to be ready today.
We go back to the lesbians and it's time for
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The first girl takes it like a champ, according to Anthony it looked like someone loading a shell in a howitzer. The first girl sets a NEW WORLD RECORD. The women go back to making out quickly and then the second girl takes it. She was hurting and tried to get the record but just couldn't make it happen.
Now Daniel is back again and getting some oral treats. What better way to say Happy Thanksgiving? And we're done.