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12-02-2004, 06:22 PM
Show Open
Prologue
• “ I hate this Place…Nothing work’s here…The medications don’t work…I been here for seven years” over the intro
Act I – Ben Sparks: Toilet full of murrrderrr!!!
• Opie says they are not moving to afternoons, even though people have been begging them too.
• They start talking about old TV shows, like Kojak, Mannix and Canon.
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Op says that today on TV you have to be pretty, compared to the old shows when it wasn’t as important.
• Caller – Reminds them of Barnaby Jones
• Op’s Brother is in Studio- Op says he is the king of useless information
• They talk about Baretta, still being in jail 3 years after allegedly killing his wife. That’s what led to them talking about old movies before the show. They play the Baretta theme.
• Ben is not in today, because he has the runs. Op says Ben called him and told him he was shitting like he never did before.
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• Beatles and Radiohead mash up into break
Break
Act II – Martini Steve’s Food Filtering Idea
• They talk about tomorrow’s show, with Cherry darts for the My-Fi. There are now two porn stars. Steve comes into studio to explain the two porn stars (Ant doesn’t like one of them, Star). First 25 people to get to the studio will play. Steve wanted the listeners to bring in food to get in, which nobody understands.
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• Steve says he has talked to Ben, and Ben doesn’t want to come on air. Op plays the new ‘Hurricane Ben’ song
• Marvin the tucker, who called in the other day to complain about the show, calls in to say that he is still listening. He says he enjoyed Larry the Cable Guy on the show yesterday. Another victim of the Virus. Op promos Greg Proops coming in, and he is the complete opposite of Larry the Cable Guy.
• Steve comes back in, after they start ripping on his “food filtering” idea for the contest tomorrow. They think Steve is going crazy.
• Ant’s $150 haircut update.
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He got a lady to wash and shampoo his hair, but she was kinda rough (still much better than having a guy do it). Ant says that the haircut places need to add more variety to their magazine selection, instead of just Cosmopolitan and Redbook. He says he was reading Cosmo when the girl came over, and he had the page open on an article about the ten sexiest hunks. Ant says Cosmo was his porno growing up. They talk about what magazines were good for jacking growing up.
• Retards singing “The time of my life” and The FU line into break.
Break
Act III – *About Tom* - “I need a KL…a KL….a tissue”
• “The internet is for Porn” clip as the show comes back
• “He spilled his cereal” – Jimmy spills his cereal, and they play the “She spilled my coffee” Canadian PSA – so wrong, but so funny.
• Op says that they will be giving away two MyFis tomorrow, one for the listeners in studio, and one for those out of state.
• Another Ben update, Steve says he says he still will not come on air, and he says it’s because of bad sushi Ben had. Op remembers his bad sushi experience, and another time having bad potato salad. He says the potato salad one was so bad, his ass was dry heaving. They imagine Ben sitting on the bowl puking and shitting at the same time. Op tells a story of a frat member with explosive diarrhea, who would fall asleep and there would be crap all over the wall.
• Tom Brokaw’s last night at NBC Nightly News. They play audio of him getting choked up on the Today show, and then his final words on the nightly News. Anthony says its uncomfortable watching him choke up, like watching your day cry. Opie says it’s a good thing they will never be at that point, they will get fired and not have the chance to know it’s their last show. That reminds them of the Jack Nicholson movie “About Schmidt”. Op says its so depressing it made him laugh.
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Back to the audio, then “Tom” appears in studio. He talks about how he hates Katie Couric and Matt Lauer, and finds Al Roker more threatening since he lost weight. Then he says “Your Mom’s Box”, as the hulk music plays.
**Teaser Alert** Greg Proops in studio next
• Brother Joe’s “James Taylor sing the DMX song Lose my Mind” into break
Break
Act IV – Enter…Greg Proops
• Greg Proops in studio.
• Caller calls in to ask why they have Greg in studio, since they don’t like improv comedy. Op says he didn’t like “Whose line is it anyway”, but he saw Greg in Montreal and he loved his standup. Greg says that families like improv shows. Greg says he doesn’t want kids, and he can’t understand why everybody thinks you need to have kids.
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Ant starts talking about the fact that he hates kids and wants no part of it. They bring up the divorce discussion from yesterday. Talk switches back to old shows – Colombo, Hawaii 5O.
• Ant brings up the elections and how Greg felt about the George Bush winning. Greg says he wasn’t surprised, and that he thinks Bush will have a brutal second term. They talk about the differences between Bush and Kerry.
• Jimmy brings up the killing of the filmmaker for making a movie about Islam, and why Hollywood isn’t outraged. They also talk about Schwarzenegger.
Break
Act V – More with Greg Proops
• Opie says the instant feedback has exploded about Greg in studio.
• They explain to Greg that they never read the NY Times.
• They tell Greg about the cherry darts competition.
• Jimmy talks about getting a hummer on Chaunce Hayden’s internet show. Ant asks if Chaunce blew him too.
• Caller - Trucker calls in to say he likes Greg, and hated Larry yesterday
• Caller - Another trucker says Greg should take Jimmy’s place when he is on tour.
• Caller - talks about Greg doing one of the voices in Star Wars – The Phantom Menace.
• Greg talks about doing a voice on an animated film – Kayeena’s Prophecy (sp) – which bombed.
• Talk about Lindsay Lohan, Greg says fantasizing about her is to pervy for him; also about Paris Hilton. Greg says that TV is not about good acting, it’s about whatever is relevant – if two monkeys were banging a stick it would be on TV. Jimmy says they would have a show on the WB *ding-ding*.
• They talk about child actors.
• “Imagine” (with George Bush’s speeches cut up as the words) into break.
Break
Act VI – “An Ass full of Murrderrrr”
• Jimmy talks about Yankee’s and their pursuit of Randy Johnson.
• Smoothie time. Jimmy doesn’t want a smoothie because he shit a “Connor Petersen” out yesterday. He says Connor Petersen jokes will never get old, just like him.
• Robert Downey Jr. CD. They start talking about the CD, but are interrupted by…
• http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/contest_america.jpg
Couple from PA calls in to attempt to become the new sexiest state. She gives her measurements (5’4, 140 36c); Jimmy says she sounds like a little fatso. She also mentions that her boyfriend is packing 10 inches. They cue the sounds of polka, as the couple engages is some good old banging - Jimmy mentions that her pussy must look like Thurman Munson’s Glove. Finally, they do the two point conversion, and claim the title for California. The woman tries to get Jimmy, twice, but it doesn’t work.
• Back to the Robert Downey Jr. CD.
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They play one of the singles, *turn it offfffff”*. Caller calls in to trash the CD, bombs miserably. They talk about movie stars always wanting to be rock stars.
• **Teaser Alert** South Park audio from last night upcoming.
Break
Epilogue – “Ol’ Gravy Legs.”
• Jimmy spills the cereal again
• Another Ben update, his phones are turned off and he is going to the doctor. They start talking about how Ben is sneezing and farting at the same time. Anthony says his room looks like he threw a yoo-hoo into the ceiling fan. They talk about how Ben is very private about his dumps. Jimmy says in kindergarten, the kids called him “Big Doodies Ben”
• South Park Audio – last night’s episode, where they spoofed Paris Hilton.
• Instant Feedback – says Ben’s New Nickname is “Ol’ Gravy Legs”
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31188.jpg
Prologue
• “ I hate this Place…Nothing work’s here…The medications don’t work…I been here for seven years” over the intro
Act I – Ben Sparks: Toilet full of murrrderrr!!!
• Opie says they are not moving to afternoons, even though people have been begging them too.
• They start talking about old TV shows, like Kojak, Mannix and Canon.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31170.jpg
Op says that today on TV you have to be pretty, compared to the old shows when it wasn’t as important.
• Caller – Reminds them of Barnaby Jones
• Op’s Brother is in Studio- Op says he is the king of useless information
• They talk about Baretta, still being in jail 3 years after allegedly killing his wife. That’s what led to them talking about old movies before the show. They play the Baretta theme.
• Ben is not in today, because he has the runs. Op says Ben called him and told him he was shitting like he never did before.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31171.jpg
• Beatles and Radiohead mash up into break
Break
Act II – Martini Steve’s Food Filtering Idea
• They talk about tomorrow’s show, with Cherry darts for the My-Fi. There are now two porn stars. Steve comes into studio to explain the two porn stars (Ant doesn’t like one of them, Star). First 25 people to get to the studio will play. Steve wanted the listeners to bring in food to get in, which nobody understands.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31178.jpg
• Steve says he has talked to Ben, and Ben doesn’t want to come on air. Op plays the new ‘Hurricane Ben’ song
• Marvin the tucker, who called in the other day to complain about the show, calls in to say that he is still listening. He says he enjoyed Larry the Cable Guy on the show yesterday. Another victim of the Virus. Op promos Greg Proops coming in, and he is the complete opposite of Larry the Cable Guy.
• Steve comes back in, after they start ripping on his “food filtering” idea for the contest tomorrow. They think Steve is going crazy.
• Ant’s $150 haircut update.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31172.jpg
He got a lady to wash and shampoo his hair, but she was kinda rough (still much better than having a guy do it). Ant says that the haircut places need to add more variety to their magazine selection, instead of just Cosmopolitan and Redbook. He says he was reading Cosmo when the girl came over, and he had the page open on an article about the ten sexiest hunks. Ant says Cosmo was his porno growing up. They talk about what magazines were good for jacking growing up.
• Retards singing “The time of my life” and The FU line into break.
Break
Act III – *About Tom* - “I need a KL…a KL….a tissue”
• “The internet is for Porn” clip as the show comes back
• “He spilled his cereal” – Jimmy spills his cereal, and they play the “She spilled my coffee” Canadian PSA – so wrong, but so funny.
• Op says that they will be giving away two MyFis tomorrow, one for the listeners in studio, and one for those out of state.
• Another Ben update, Steve says he says he still will not come on air, and he says it’s because of bad sushi Ben had. Op remembers his bad sushi experience, and another time having bad potato salad. He says the potato salad one was so bad, his ass was dry heaving. They imagine Ben sitting on the bowl puking and shitting at the same time. Op tells a story of a frat member with explosive diarrhea, who would fall asleep and there would be crap all over the wall.
• Tom Brokaw’s last night at NBC Nightly News. They play audio of him getting choked up on the Today show, and then his final words on the nightly News. Anthony says its uncomfortable watching him choke up, like watching your day cry. Opie says it’s a good thing they will never be at that point, they will get fired and not have the chance to know it’s their last show. That reminds them of the Jack Nicholson movie “About Schmidt”. Op says its so depressing it made him laugh.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31179.jpg
Back to the audio, then “Tom” appears in studio. He talks about how he hates Katie Couric and Matt Lauer, and finds Al Roker more threatening since he lost weight. Then he says “Your Mom’s Box”, as the hulk music plays.
**Teaser Alert** Greg Proops in studio next
• Brother Joe’s “James Taylor sing the DMX song Lose my Mind” into break
Break
Act IV – Enter…Greg Proops
• Greg Proops in studio.
• Caller calls in to ask why they have Greg in studio, since they don’t like improv comedy. Op says he didn’t like “Whose line is it anyway”, but he saw Greg in Montreal and he loved his standup. Greg says that families like improv shows. Greg says he doesn’t want kids, and he can’t understand why everybody thinks you need to have kids.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31180.jpg
Ant starts talking about the fact that he hates kids and wants no part of it. They bring up the divorce discussion from yesterday. Talk switches back to old shows – Colombo, Hawaii 5O.
• Ant brings up the elections and how Greg felt about the George Bush winning. Greg says he wasn’t surprised, and that he thinks Bush will have a brutal second term. They talk about the differences between Bush and Kerry.
• Jimmy brings up the killing of the filmmaker for making a movie about Islam, and why Hollywood isn’t outraged. They also talk about Schwarzenegger.
Break
Act V – More with Greg Proops
• Opie says the instant feedback has exploded about Greg in studio.
• They explain to Greg that they never read the NY Times.
• They tell Greg about the cherry darts competition.
• Jimmy talks about getting a hummer on Chaunce Hayden’s internet show. Ant asks if Chaunce blew him too.
• Caller - Trucker calls in to say he likes Greg, and hated Larry yesterday
• Caller - Another trucker says Greg should take Jimmy’s place when he is on tour.
• Caller - talks about Greg doing one of the voices in Star Wars – The Phantom Menace.
• Greg talks about doing a voice on an animated film – Kayeena’s Prophecy (sp) – which bombed.
• Talk about Lindsay Lohan, Greg says fantasizing about her is to pervy for him; also about Paris Hilton. Greg says that TV is not about good acting, it’s about whatever is relevant – if two monkeys were banging a stick it would be on TV. Jimmy says they would have a show on the WB *ding-ding*.
• They talk about child actors.
• “Imagine” (with George Bush’s speeches cut up as the words) into break.
Break
Act VI – “An Ass full of Murrderrrr”
• Jimmy talks about Yankee’s and their pursuit of Randy Johnson.
• Smoothie time. Jimmy doesn’t want a smoothie because he shit a “Connor Petersen” out yesterday. He says Connor Petersen jokes will never get old, just like him.
• Robert Downey Jr. CD. They start talking about the CD, but are interrupted by…
• http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/contest_america.jpg
Couple from PA calls in to attempt to become the new sexiest state. She gives her measurements (5’4, 140 36c); Jimmy says she sounds like a little fatso. She also mentions that her boyfriend is packing 10 inches. They cue the sounds of polka, as the couple engages is some good old banging - Jimmy mentions that her pussy must look like Thurman Munson’s Glove. Finally, they do the two point conversion, and claim the title for California. The woman tries to get Jimmy, twice, but it doesn’t work.
• Back to the Robert Downey Jr. CD.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31185.jpg
They play one of the singles, *turn it offfffff”*. Caller calls in to trash the CD, bombs miserably. They talk about movie stars always wanting to be rock stars.
• **Teaser Alert** South Park audio from last night upcoming.
Break
Epilogue – “Ol’ Gravy Legs.”
• Jimmy spills the cereal again
• Another Ben update, his phones are turned off and he is going to the doctor. They start talking about how Ben is sneezing and farting at the same time. Anthony says his room looks like he threw a yoo-hoo into the ceiling fan. They talk about how Ben is very private about his dumps. Jimmy says in kindergarten, the kids called him “Big Doodies Ben”
• South Park Audio – last night’s episode, where they spoofed Paris Hilton.
• Instant Feedback – says Ben’s New Nickname is “Ol’ Gravy Legs”
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31188.jpg