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12-06-2004, 11:42 PM
Show Open
Audio Problems, Ant's EverCrack
Off the bat Ant has problems with the Audio. They changed his mic and he sounds funny. He tells them that he was up late last night trying to get his wizards robe in EverQuest II.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/everquest_2.jpg
Opie says Ant is embarassing "shock-jocks" with his nerdisms.
Jimmy says that's right up on the masculine scale with going for your AZT. Op says he has been walking around in the same wizard robe forever in teh game, and he can't wait to get the new robe.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31864.jpg
Ant says that he has been approached by guilds in the game, but he is not interested.He says that he is up to 10 hours a day now. However he makes sure to add in that there are times he will leave the game running and go bang his girlfriend, so that it doesnt sound as "faggy".
Then they talk about how obsessed people get with the game, like Ben Stein's son, who had to go into rehab for it. Opie says he read an article about it, and how peopel get so involved in it that they put all their effort into improving their character, and not their real life. Ant tell them his online name - "Jhax"; Jimmy says it should be "jacks".
Op thinks that they had cured ghim of his Everquest addiction back at WNEW, but now EQ II has creeped back into his life.
Caller - Asks if the wizard robe is different from the robe he gets at the "beauty parlor" where he gets his haircut.
Caller - Thought they were trying to get out the gay. Ant says that many famous people play Everquest, like Curt Schilling.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31865.jpg
Caller - Says that Ant has to send half his stat points to his ex-wife.
Ant then talks about the people who get married in the game, and he says that he will never get married. Jimmy asks if the marriage doesnt go well, can you craft a rowboat and an achor to tie around her neck. Op asks why does it always have to go back to lil COnnor Petersen("Lil lump of could've beens - Jimmy").
Caller - Says he called in to defend Ant, then he realized how faggy it was.
Opie's brother is in the studio, laughing, because he has a friend who is addicted to World of Warcraft.Ant talks about an oline game where you could play as superheroes, which reminds Op of a conversation him and his brother were having over the weekend about superheroes. They were talking about how useless Aquaman was.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31866.jpg
***Teaser Alert*** - Caller calls in to ask if Jimmy got lucky with the porn star. Op says they will talk about it after break.
Caller - Asks Ant if when he is confronted by an ice monster in Everquest, does he cast a 'steve' spell on them.
Fag talk into break
Break
Ahhh…The Benefits of an O & A internship.
Op talks about the "What you would do for a My-Fi" contest, and that Rich Vos will be in later this week to have a guy smell anf lick the stuff from behind his ear.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31868.jpg
Opie starts telling the story of what happened after Friday’s "Cherry Darts for a My-Fi" show. He says that they all took a liking to Kandi, and that she wants to do a midget porno. This reminds Ant that he saw a show on midgets over the weekend, on HBO. Jimmy says he was watching the show with Bob Kelly, and during a scene that one of the midget's boyfriends proposed to her, he turned to see Bob crying.
The talk switches back to Kandi. Opie talks about getting a call from Washington after the show telling them to tone the show down for the free play week, and the discussion switches to the “show they can’t talk about anymore”. Op says Washington wants to make a new rule – they can’t get the interns laid anymore. Op and Ant say that they had no idea what happened after said show. Op says little did he know that while he was telling Washington that everything was under control, their
very own intern Noah was banging one of the porn stars,
Kandi (http://www.exotica-2000.com/modelframe.php?modelid=675&model=kandi_ellison) . Noah comes in, and says he wants to thank Op and Ant for giving him the opportunity. He tells them that he spent the whole weekend banging and
hanging out with her. Op says he thinks that he couldn’t bang a porn star. Noah says it’s the best sex he ever had, and that she wanted to have sex in public
but he wasn’t up for that. He also says that she had the Big ‘O’ several times, and he shows them his back which is scratched up.
Kandi calls in, to talk about what happened. She also gives him thumbs up for his performance. She also talks about his mule. Then she says she spent a lot
of time with Noah, except when she had to “work”. Ant says it sounds like the plot of “Risky Business”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31871.jpg
They finish up with Kandi, and then turn to the second half of the story...
Lil’ Jimmy’s Misery
Op says that on the show on Friday, they had Kandi mess with Jimmy during the show, and it seemed like
there was a chance that Jimmy might get some off
Kandi. Jimmy says he had no illusions about what was
going on with her, and that she was a professional.
They harp on the fact that Noah got free sex over the
weekend, and then ask Jimmy to tell them what happened
with him and Kandi. Jimmy says that he told her manager to let her know that he was interested in
talking to her, and the manager told him he could call her. He called her up, and she quoted a price of $1000, which she then offered to bring down to the 'reasonable' price of $500.
They ask Noah how many hours of free sex he got (6 hours)., which Jimmy says would have cost him $3000.
Jimmy says that is the way his life is, and to deal with it he ended up breaking down and calling one of his regulars. He was also treated by the owner of the
Bunny Ranch to a “toothy” hummer by a southern girl.
*** Teaser Alert *** - After the break, audio of Jim’s Mom calling him to talk about his “whoring”.
Blondie/Doors mash up into break
Break
Mommy’s Dearest
Back from break, they talk a little more about the Kandi and Noah. They had originally thought that Noah
was gay, but obviously know now that he isn’t. Op asks Jimmy if the whoring is back on, Jimmy says no, he is trying to stay away from that. Back to lil’ Jimmy, they start talking about the fact that
Jimmy’s Mom left a message on his machine after hearing the show last week, a message which they then
play. Jimmy’s Mom tells him that maybe he should go to the gym in his building, and work off the extra energy
he uses on “ladies of the evening”. Op laughs hysterically throughout the audio. Jimmy says he has
such nice normal parents and he is a mess.
Op plays two of the Hi Mom’s( I’m in Porno, and I got arrested for being with prostitutes) to fit the theme
of Jimmy’s mom calling him.
- Caller: Says that Jimmy should become a pimp. He says that he would get high off his own supply.
- Caller: Jimmy can’t work out, and stop whores because he would then have no act.
More of Jimmy’s Misery, On Broadway
Jimmy talks about going to the Broadway premiere of Billy’s Crystal’s show. He says he saw Harvey Keitelwalking towards him, but he just ended up staring at
him as he walked by.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31877.jpg
He also saw Robin Williams, which leads to Anthonydoing his impression of Robin. He says he shook Robin’s hand, and his hands were wet, which he had to
explain.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31884.jpg
After the show, he went to Tavern on the Green for the after party. He mentions that he was wearing a suit
that fit him last summer, but now it can’t fit him now. He saw Robert DeNiro at the after party, and of course he wanted to take a picture with him. Op says that a picture with DeNiro would trump his picture with Bill Clinton. Jimmy says he went up to him, tapped him on his shoulder and calls him “Bob” and asked him for the picture. DeNiro told him no, and Jimmy says this is his first ever celebrity turndown.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31893.jpg
After getting blown off by DeNiro, he tries to get a picture with Billy Crystal, who also gives him the blow off. Jimmy says that being there makes him
realize how much of a non entity he is in terms of the celebrity world
Break
Christmas Gift Giving, Big Doodies Ben update, Divorce talk
Back from break, Op talks about the Sat. Radio article in the NY Daily News. Op says they are the true pioneers of Satellite radio. They promo teh My-Fi ocntest again, and Ant says that thats what he should do for Christmas, give everyone My-Fis, because he has no idea what presents to give for Christmas. Op says he is blowing of Christmas this year, he might just go skiing.
Ben comes in studio, and they as him about being sick last week. He says that he thinks its because of fish, and he says it was really bad. He says he was puking and crapping at the same time. He also says that he worst thing about living alone is being sick and running out of stuff. Ant says that is one of the best things about being with someone, they will take care of you while you are sick.
Op reads a letter from a listener who suggest they do a puking contest with eggnog. Then they switch to talking about Michael Jackson having his mouth swabbed for DNA. Anthony says that's never good, because your mouth is never getting swabbed for a good thing. Then he is distracted by Lindsey Lohan on the tv.
They talk about the winner of the megamillions lottery, and the fact that his wife is now divorcing him. Not only that, but her lawyer has also put a freeze on all of the funds from the lottery. He has had to leave his house, and is now living in a hotel room, because people in his neighbourhood were constantly knocking on his door, asking for money. He is in debt, and has had to borrow money to pay for a team of lawyers. They also talk about another lady in LI, who is divorcing her husband and is trying to have his MD license suspended.
Commercial from GTA San Andreas into break
Break
Lets Get Retarded in Here, Top Ten Corny Movie Lines
Caller: talks about Kentucky man that won the lottery,and his wife sued to get half his winnings, and onlyended up with half the cost of the ticket. He is a trucker, and Opie encourages him to talk to kill time.
Lady Di pt. 1 – She calls in, saying that all she wants to do is say hi; she says hi, and Op hangs up on her.
hangs up on her.
Top Ten "Pop" - Corniest Movie lines from an article in the New York Daily News. Jimmy says he smells popcorn, and the interns bring him in some popcorn to stuff his face with. Op says he will tell them the movie, and Jimmy and Ant can guess thequote.
#10 Corniest Lines – The Postman "You're a godsend, a savior," a blind woman tells him. "No," he replies. "I'm a postman." Ant is able to guess it
#9 – Jerry McGuire - " You had me at hello"
Lady Di pt 2 - "Let's Get Retarded" - They play the new song for Di and Marion. She says hi again, gets hung up on once again. Ben brings in doritos for Jimmy, jimmy tells him to get his shit fingers of them.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31906.jpg
Op says that's one of the many inside gags on the show, that's why you have to listen for a long time. Jimmy says the inside gag is Ben shits like a goose with colon cancer, Op tries to tell a goose joke, and bombs.Jimmy says he has heard **** testimony delivered with more confidence than Op's joke.
#8 - Braveheart- "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freeeeedom" Jimmy and Ant get it
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31910.jpg
#7 - Independence Day Billpullman saying - "Today we celebrate our Independence Day." Jimmy asks if it was the opening line, because that move was full of corny bullshit. He says it could have been a great movie, if not for all the "shuck and jive" from Will Smith.
# 6 - Notting Hill - "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her". They cant guess it, so they call in Martini Steve to see if he knows it. Ant messes up playing "The internet is for porn", instead of Martini Steve's music.Steve doesn't know it and leaves. Jimmy says he loves it when they curse Steve on the FU line. Eric plays a drop from Notting Hill, which puts Ant to sleep. Martini Steve comes back in, to say that he knew that was it. Ant interrupts him with his music, and the "Internet is for porn".
#5 Top Gun - "You can be my wing man anytime."
#4 Ghost - "I love you," co-star Demi Moore says, to which Swayze replies: "Ditto." Jimmy says it was the line "im afraid of spooks, no offense Whoopi" - *ding-ding*. Ant says he rememberes when they were working the pottery wheel, and their hands looked like Ben over the weekend.
Lady Di Pt 3. - She says that her phone is getting cut tommorow, and she wont be able to call in anymore.She says her bill is almost $400. Ant says he has a simple suggestion, and plays a gunshot sound.
Marion calls in.Jimmy asks him how is her cow tongue in baby chick mouth.Jimmy asks Di if she is still having guys at her house that belt her in the face, but her phone cuts off before she can answer. Ant tries to explain about the guy at her house, and Marion keeps interupting , and Ant has to tell her to shut up every time.
Lady Di Calls back, and says that the guy never hit her, then her phone cuts off again. Jimmy says Di has hair like Ben Franklin.
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Op syas that its like the baby turtles on the beach, not all of them make it to the ocean - Di will be the one that ends up on its back.Op says Lady Di will be dead soon, so they should start auditioning replacements for Lady Di. They hang up on Marion. Lady Di calls back, and Ant asks whats next after the phone, the lights?
Lady Di says she is on welfare.
They ask her who is whispering in the background, and she says noone but it
turns out there is some guy there. She continues to deny that she was punched in the face by the guy that was staying with her. They catch her lying when she
admits that she hasn’t been on the treadmill in years.
Caller: Says that her life is playing itself out like the SIMS 2.
#3 Corniest Movie Line: Four Weddings and A Funeral - “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed”.
#2 Corniest Movie Line: Dirty Dancing “Nobody puts baby in the Corner”. Ant guesses it right. Nortonasked if that line was from the Petersen trial*ding-ding*
#1 Corniest Movie Line: Titanic “I am the King of the World”
/www.imagestash.com/uploads/31911.jpg
Ant starts doing Celine Dion, and because it sounds like Stimpy he starts doing Ren and Stimpy.
Song Break – Retards singing “Time of my life”
Intern Nathaniel performing at Caroline', he will have adio tommorrow
***Teaser Alert*** On Show Tomorrow, Racist Music Guy.
WDIL.
Show End
Photoshop Pics by CAGE
Audio Problems, Ant's EverCrack
Off the bat Ant has problems with the Audio. They changed his mic and he sounds funny. He tells them that he was up late last night trying to get his wizards robe in EverQuest II.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/everquest_2.jpg
Opie says Ant is embarassing "shock-jocks" with his nerdisms.
Jimmy says that's right up on the masculine scale with going for your AZT. Op says he has been walking around in the same wizard robe forever in teh game, and he can't wait to get the new robe.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31864.jpg
Ant says that he has been approached by guilds in the game, but he is not interested.He says that he is up to 10 hours a day now. However he makes sure to add in that there are times he will leave the game running and go bang his girlfriend, so that it doesnt sound as "faggy".
Then they talk about how obsessed people get with the game, like Ben Stein's son, who had to go into rehab for it. Opie says he read an article about it, and how peopel get so involved in it that they put all their effort into improving their character, and not their real life. Ant tell them his online name - "Jhax"; Jimmy says it should be "jacks".
Op thinks that they had cured ghim of his Everquest addiction back at WNEW, but now EQ II has creeped back into his life.
Caller - Asks if the wizard robe is different from the robe he gets at the "beauty parlor" where he gets his haircut.
Caller - Thought they were trying to get out the gay. Ant says that many famous people play Everquest, like Curt Schilling.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31865.jpg
Caller - Says that Ant has to send half his stat points to his ex-wife.
Ant then talks about the people who get married in the game, and he says that he will never get married. Jimmy asks if the marriage doesnt go well, can you craft a rowboat and an achor to tie around her neck. Op asks why does it always have to go back to lil COnnor Petersen("Lil lump of could've beens - Jimmy").
Caller - Says he called in to defend Ant, then he realized how faggy it was.
Opie's brother is in the studio, laughing, because he has a friend who is addicted to World of Warcraft.Ant talks about an oline game where you could play as superheroes, which reminds Op of a conversation him and his brother were having over the weekend about superheroes. They were talking about how useless Aquaman was.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31866.jpg
***Teaser Alert*** - Caller calls in to ask if Jimmy got lucky with the porn star. Op says they will talk about it after break.
Caller - Asks Ant if when he is confronted by an ice monster in Everquest, does he cast a 'steve' spell on them.
Fag talk into break
Break
Ahhh…The Benefits of an O & A internship.
Op talks about the "What you would do for a My-Fi" contest, and that Rich Vos will be in later this week to have a guy smell anf lick the stuff from behind his ear.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31868.jpg
Opie starts telling the story of what happened after Friday’s "Cherry Darts for a My-Fi" show. He says that they all took a liking to Kandi, and that she wants to do a midget porno. This reminds Ant that he saw a show on midgets over the weekend, on HBO. Jimmy says he was watching the show with Bob Kelly, and during a scene that one of the midget's boyfriends proposed to her, he turned to see Bob crying.
The talk switches back to Kandi. Opie talks about getting a call from Washington after the show telling them to tone the show down for the free play week, and the discussion switches to the “show they can’t talk about anymore”. Op says Washington wants to make a new rule – they can’t get the interns laid anymore. Op and Ant say that they had no idea what happened after said show. Op says little did he know that while he was telling Washington that everything was under control, their
very own intern Noah was banging one of the porn stars,
Kandi (http://www.exotica-2000.com/modelframe.php?modelid=675&model=kandi_ellison) . Noah comes in, and says he wants to thank Op and Ant for giving him the opportunity. He tells them that he spent the whole weekend banging and
hanging out with her. Op says he thinks that he couldn’t bang a porn star. Noah says it’s the best sex he ever had, and that she wanted to have sex in public
but he wasn’t up for that. He also says that she had the Big ‘O’ several times, and he shows them his back which is scratched up.
Kandi calls in, to talk about what happened. She also gives him thumbs up for his performance. She also talks about his mule. Then she says she spent a lot
of time with Noah, except when she had to “work”. Ant says it sounds like the plot of “Risky Business”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31871.jpg
They finish up with Kandi, and then turn to the second half of the story...
Lil’ Jimmy’s Misery
Op says that on the show on Friday, they had Kandi mess with Jimmy during the show, and it seemed like
there was a chance that Jimmy might get some off
Kandi. Jimmy says he had no illusions about what was
going on with her, and that she was a professional.
They harp on the fact that Noah got free sex over the
weekend, and then ask Jimmy to tell them what happened
with him and Kandi. Jimmy says that he told her manager to let her know that he was interested in
talking to her, and the manager told him he could call her. He called her up, and she quoted a price of $1000, which she then offered to bring down to the 'reasonable' price of $500.
They ask Noah how many hours of free sex he got (6 hours)., which Jimmy says would have cost him $3000.
Jimmy says that is the way his life is, and to deal with it he ended up breaking down and calling one of his regulars. He was also treated by the owner of the
Bunny Ranch to a “toothy” hummer by a southern girl.
*** Teaser Alert *** - After the break, audio of Jim’s Mom calling him to talk about his “whoring”.
Blondie/Doors mash up into break
Break
Mommy’s Dearest
Back from break, they talk a little more about the Kandi and Noah. They had originally thought that Noah
was gay, but obviously know now that he isn’t. Op asks Jimmy if the whoring is back on, Jimmy says no, he is trying to stay away from that. Back to lil’ Jimmy, they start talking about the fact that
Jimmy’s Mom left a message on his machine after hearing the show last week, a message which they then
play. Jimmy’s Mom tells him that maybe he should go to the gym in his building, and work off the extra energy
he uses on “ladies of the evening”. Op laughs hysterically throughout the audio. Jimmy says he has
such nice normal parents and he is a mess.
Op plays two of the Hi Mom’s( I’m in Porno, and I got arrested for being with prostitutes) to fit the theme
of Jimmy’s mom calling him.
- Caller: Says that Jimmy should become a pimp. He says that he would get high off his own supply.
- Caller: Jimmy can’t work out, and stop whores because he would then have no act.
More of Jimmy’s Misery, On Broadway
Jimmy talks about going to the Broadway premiere of Billy’s Crystal’s show. He says he saw Harvey Keitelwalking towards him, but he just ended up staring at
him as he walked by.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31877.jpg
He also saw Robin Williams, which leads to Anthonydoing his impression of Robin. He says he shook Robin’s hand, and his hands were wet, which he had to
explain.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31884.jpg
After the show, he went to Tavern on the Green for the after party. He mentions that he was wearing a suit
that fit him last summer, but now it can’t fit him now. He saw Robert DeNiro at the after party, and of course he wanted to take a picture with him. Op says that a picture with DeNiro would trump his picture with Bill Clinton. Jimmy says he went up to him, tapped him on his shoulder and calls him “Bob” and asked him for the picture. DeNiro told him no, and Jimmy says this is his first ever celebrity turndown.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31893.jpg
After getting blown off by DeNiro, he tries to get a picture with Billy Crystal, who also gives him the blow off. Jimmy says that being there makes him
realize how much of a non entity he is in terms of the celebrity world
Break
Christmas Gift Giving, Big Doodies Ben update, Divorce talk
Back from break, Op talks about the Sat. Radio article in the NY Daily News. Op says they are the true pioneers of Satellite radio. They promo teh My-Fi ocntest again, and Ant says that thats what he should do for Christmas, give everyone My-Fis, because he has no idea what presents to give for Christmas. Op says he is blowing of Christmas this year, he might just go skiing.
Ben comes in studio, and they as him about being sick last week. He says that he thinks its because of fish, and he says it was really bad. He says he was puking and crapping at the same time. He also says that he worst thing about living alone is being sick and running out of stuff. Ant says that is one of the best things about being with someone, they will take care of you while you are sick.
Op reads a letter from a listener who suggest they do a puking contest with eggnog. Then they switch to talking about Michael Jackson having his mouth swabbed for DNA. Anthony says that's never good, because your mouth is never getting swabbed for a good thing. Then he is distracted by Lindsey Lohan on the tv.
They talk about the winner of the megamillions lottery, and the fact that his wife is now divorcing him. Not only that, but her lawyer has also put a freeze on all of the funds from the lottery. He has had to leave his house, and is now living in a hotel room, because people in his neighbourhood were constantly knocking on his door, asking for money. He is in debt, and has had to borrow money to pay for a team of lawyers. They also talk about another lady in LI, who is divorcing her husband and is trying to have his MD license suspended.
Commercial from GTA San Andreas into break
Break
Lets Get Retarded in Here, Top Ten Corny Movie Lines
Caller: talks about Kentucky man that won the lottery,and his wife sued to get half his winnings, and onlyended up with half the cost of the ticket. He is a trucker, and Opie encourages him to talk to kill time.
Lady Di pt. 1 – She calls in, saying that all she wants to do is say hi; she says hi, and Op hangs up on her.
hangs up on her.
Top Ten "Pop" - Corniest Movie lines from an article in the New York Daily News. Jimmy says he smells popcorn, and the interns bring him in some popcorn to stuff his face with. Op says he will tell them the movie, and Jimmy and Ant can guess thequote.
#10 Corniest Lines – The Postman "You're a godsend, a savior," a blind woman tells him. "No," he replies. "I'm a postman." Ant is able to guess it
#9 – Jerry McGuire - " You had me at hello"
Lady Di pt 2 - "Let's Get Retarded" - They play the new song for Di and Marion. She says hi again, gets hung up on once again. Ben brings in doritos for Jimmy, jimmy tells him to get his shit fingers of them.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31906.jpg
Op says that's one of the many inside gags on the show, that's why you have to listen for a long time. Jimmy says the inside gag is Ben shits like a goose with colon cancer, Op tries to tell a goose joke, and bombs.Jimmy says he has heard **** testimony delivered with more confidence than Op's joke.
#8 - Braveheart- "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freeeeedom" Jimmy and Ant get it
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31910.jpg
#7 - Independence Day Billpullman saying - "Today we celebrate our Independence Day." Jimmy asks if it was the opening line, because that move was full of corny bullshit. He says it could have been a great movie, if not for all the "shuck and jive" from Will Smith.
# 6 - Notting Hill - "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her". They cant guess it, so they call in Martini Steve to see if he knows it. Ant messes up playing "The internet is for porn", instead of Martini Steve's music.Steve doesn't know it and leaves. Jimmy says he loves it when they curse Steve on the FU line. Eric plays a drop from Notting Hill, which puts Ant to sleep. Martini Steve comes back in, to say that he knew that was it. Ant interrupts him with his music, and the "Internet is for porn".
#5 Top Gun - "You can be my wing man anytime."
#4 Ghost - "I love you," co-star Demi Moore says, to which Swayze replies: "Ditto." Jimmy says it was the line "im afraid of spooks, no offense Whoopi" - *ding-ding*. Ant says he rememberes when they were working the pottery wheel, and their hands looked like Ben over the weekend.
Lady Di Pt 3. - She says that her phone is getting cut tommorow, and she wont be able to call in anymore.She says her bill is almost $400. Ant says he has a simple suggestion, and plays a gunshot sound.
Marion calls in.Jimmy asks him how is her cow tongue in baby chick mouth.Jimmy asks Di if she is still having guys at her house that belt her in the face, but her phone cuts off before she can answer. Ant tries to explain about the guy at her house, and Marion keeps interupting , and Ant has to tell her to shut up every time.
Lady Di Calls back, and says that the guy never hit her, then her phone cuts off again. Jimmy says Di has hair like Ben Franklin.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/31909.jpg
Op syas that its like the baby turtles on the beach, not all of them make it to the ocean - Di will be the one that ends up on its back.Op says Lady Di will be dead soon, so they should start auditioning replacements for Lady Di. They hang up on Marion. Lady Di calls back, and Ant asks whats next after the phone, the lights?
Lady Di says she is on welfare.
They ask her who is whispering in the background, and she says noone but it
turns out there is some guy there. She continues to deny that she was punched in the face by the guy that was staying with her. They catch her lying when she
admits that she hasn’t been on the treadmill in years.
Caller: Says that her life is playing itself out like the SIMS 2.
#3 Corniest Movie Line: Four Weddings and A Funeral - “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed”.
#2 Corniest Movie Line: Dirty Dancing “Nobody puts baby in the Corner”. Ant guesses it right. Nortonasked if that line was from the Petersen trial*ding-ding*
#1 Corniest Movie Line: Titanic “I am the King of the World”
/www.imagestash.com/uploads/31911.jpg
Ant starts doing Celine Dion, and because it sounds like Stimpy he starts doing Ren and Stimpy.
Song Break – Retards singing “Time of my life”
Intern Nathaniel performing at Caroline', he will have adio tommorrow
***Teaser Alert*** On Show Tomorrow, Racist Music Guy.
WDIL.
Show End
Photoshop Pics by CAGE