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12-15-2004, 05:18 PM
Show Open
• Arnold clips over the Rage Music
• Opie starts off by saying that he has a headache – Ant asks him if that scares him, because both Op and Ben are always on the cell phone. Op’s theory is that it is caused by him not dumping in a few days.
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He says the bad thing about admitting this on the air is that he will get a lot of email with home remedies. Op says he didn’t believe that cell phones could cause tumors until he saw what happens when the phone rings next to the computer
• Caller calls in to explain why the cell phones cause the computers to go crazy, becomes the first crash of the day
• Op says he got a call from Washington, and was told that the show has 20% more subscriptions than was expected. He talks about an upcoming trip to Vegas they will be making (Jan 6th to 8th), to go to the AVN awards and the CES expo. This segues into them talking about airlines, because Jimmy prefers to fly Continental. He says that Elo (Eric Logan) has a suggestion about them taking a tour bus to Vegas, and broadcasting while on the road.
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Ant, Jimmy and Ben all think that it’s a horrible idea. Op says he is not totally willing to blow it off, because it will make for good radio. Martini Steve comes in (fully dressed in flame gear), and says he is also against the idea.
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Ant remembers doing the WNEW bus tour in NY, and he says at the end of that he wanted off the bus so he can’t imagine two days going cross country. Ben chimes in with “something funny” – that both Steve and Jimmy knew everything about the awards.
• “There’s No Santa” and the FU Line into break.
Break
• Back from break, Op talks about seeing the morning wreck of the day on the TV, and then watching footage of a fire in Queens NY, and how horrific the footage is. They talk about how the news programs have carte blanche to be as graphic as possible, but seeing a breast on TV becomes such a problem. Ant says it’s not far from them showing the beheadings on TV. Jimmy says that he has watched them and it is really disturbing. Ant says he hasn’t and won’t watch it.
• Caller – crashes with a Laci Petersen joke
• Jim the “Boathead Guy” calls in. They talk about trying to get him laid, and a plan they had to have him meet a NY Confidential girl. Ben comes in and says it’s been held up because of lawyers – Jimmy starts doing his Ben impression. He says they can see a picture of him on American Singles.com. They ask him if he has gotten any responses, he says only one.
• Caller – tries to pretend he is a woman, and it doesn’t fool anyone
• Caller – He says that they should set Jim up with Stalker Patti
• Caller – A cop, he says that he shouted monster rain during a news broadcast
• They get Jim’s profile from American Singles.com – “The Jimster”, and read from it. Jim says he has been on the 6 months with no response. Norton crashes with a weight a joke.
• Caller says he will give the guy a hummer to end this segment with Jim.
• They punch out of the segment, and go to break
Break
• Celebrity Guest Alert – Gene Simmons of KISS will be calling in later in the show.
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Martini Steve comes in with audio of Gene’s lecture tour. Ant plays a new Martini Steve song, about his fire gear – sung by Anthony. They discuss how Gene is able to get so much money from all the KISS related stuff.
• They segue into talking about bands replacing members, and how some are able to continue even when the original members leave.
• Quick music interlude – “Shitdick”
• Back to the Gene Simmons audio
• They talk about three women from the “Apprentice” that are coming on the show.
• Woman calling in for Donna Summer tickets phone call into break
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Break
• Back from Break, caller calls in to describe the girls from the Apprentice coming in
• Op brings up Anna Kournikova getting married to Enrique Iglesias
• They start talking about Rachel Hunter – Op thinks that she is hot; Ant says that she isn’t as hot as she was before Rod Stewart was with her. He says that Rod Stewart sucks the hotness out of the chicks he is with.
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Op says he knows a DJ that banged Rachel Hunter. They try guessing who it is – Brother Weeze? Scott Ferall? Imus? The Greaseman?
• More Celebrity news: Op reads a story about the father of Ashley and Jessica Simpson. It is interrupted by Jimmy laughing at the gas that he has building up to blast when the girls from the Apprentice come out.
• More Celebrity news: Chyna’s porn tape - “One night in Chyna”. They talk about how manly her clit looks. She claims the reason for releasing it is that “an outside party” stole the video, so she decided to release it as a preemptive strike, and they both say that it’s just a ploy for her to get public attention.
• Snoop Dog/Jim Morrison mash up into break
Break
• They talk about the girls from the Apprentice coming in, and they had to send a limo for them. This reminds them of at WNEW when he was at Town Hall, and the limo service didn’t show up to pick his parents up.
• They play a dirty folk song that Jimmy brought in. Ant asks if Jimmy is trying to bang the chick that wrote it – Jimmy says no.
• Erik “Birdman” comes in, and talks about how bitchy the Apprentice girls are being.
• Ant tells a story about a couple that parked their car in the middle of an interstate after a fender bender, and were run over by a trooper. Ant says he hates people who have a fender bender and just sit there.
• “Wacky Caller” calls in to get on Jimmy, and then he says “Baba-Booey” over and over again – yech. Jimmy asks if its 1989.
• They ask Jimmy how the whoring is going; he says he has been doing better. Before they go into a break, Jimmy crashes with a mispronunciation.
• Jimmy’s Mom call into break
Break
• The three women from the Apprentice come in studio. They talk about what happened on the show, Op says he has never watched it.
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• The girls talk about their idea for a radio show. In the middle of it Jimmy starts giggling…hmmm I wonder why? Then a minute later the girls react, and we find out the Jimmy farted. He does it again, and it makes Op and Ant giggle like crazy. One of the women asks if he is lactose intolerant.
• They say one of the topics they would talk about is sex on the third date. Jimmy explains to them what he thinks about that. Op says that Jimmy should tell them about his log and golden shower fetishes.
• Gene Simmons, of KISS calls in. They ask him about Dimebag being buried in a KISS coffin. He says that the family called and requested that.
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• Gene talks about his views on marriage, and why he would never get married. The women argue with Gene about his views.
• Show ends with everyone giving their plugs.
• Arnold clips over the Rage Music
• Opie starts off by saying that he has a headache – Ant asks him if that scares him, because both Op and Ben are always on the cell phone. Op’s theory is that it is caused by him not dumping in a few days.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34017.jpg
He says the bad thing about admitting this on the air is that he will get a lot of email with home remedies. Op says he didn’t believe that cell phones could cause tumors until he saw what happens when the phone rings next to the computer
• Caller calls in to explain why the cell phones cause the computers to go crazy, becomes the first crash of the day
• Op says he got a call from Washington, and was told that the show has 20% more subscriptions than was expected. He talks about an upcoming trip to Vegas they will be making (Jan 6th to 8th), to go to the AVN awards and the CES expo. This segues into them talking about airlines, because Jimmy prefers to fly Continental. He says that Elo (Eric Logan) has a suggestion about them taking a tour bus to Vegas, and broadcasting while on the road.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34021.jpg
Ant, Jimmy and Ben all think that it’s a horrible idea. Op says he is not totally willing to blow it off, because it will make for good radio. Martini Steve comes in (fully dressed in flame gear), and says he is also against the idea.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34019.jpg
Ant remembers doing the WNEW bus tour in NY, and he says at the end of that he wanted off the bus so he can’t imagine two days going cross country. Ben chimes in with “something funny” – that both Steve and Jimmy knew everything about the awards.
• “There’s No Santa” and the FU Line into break.
Break
• Back from break, Op talks about seeing the morning wreck of the day on the TV, and then watching footage of a fire in Queens NY, and how horrific the footage is. They talk about how the news programs have carte blanche to be as graphic as possible, but seeing a breast on TV becomes such a problem. Ant says it’s not far from them showing the beheadings on TV. Jimmy says that he has watched them and it is really disturbing. Ant says he hasn’t and won’t watch it.
• Caller – crashes with a Laci Petersen joke
• Jim the “Boathead Guy” calls in. They talk about trying to get him laid, and a plan they had to have him meet a NY Confidential girl. Ben comes in and says it’s been held up because of lawyers – Jimmy starts doing his Ben impression. He says they can see a picture of him on American Singles.com. They ask him if he has gotten any responses, he says only one.
• Caller – tries to pretend he is a woman, and it doesn’t fool anyone
• Caller – He says that they should set Jim up with Stalker Patti
• Caller – A cop, he says that he shouted monster rain during a news broadcast
• They get Jim’s profile from American Singles.com – “The Jimster”, and read from it. Jim says he has been on the 6 months with no response. Norton crashes with a weight a joke.
• Caller says he will give the guy a hummer to end this segment with Jim.
• They punch out of the segment, and go to break
Break
• Celebrity Guest Alert – Gene Simmons of KISS will be calling in later in the show.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34033.jpg
Martini Steve comes in with audio of Gene’s lecture tour. Ant plays a new Martini Steve song, about his fire gear – sung by Anthony. They discuss how Gene is able to get so much money from all the KISS related stuff.
• They segue into talking about bands replacing members, and how some are able to continue even when the original members leave.
• Quick music interlude – “Shitdick”
• Back to the Gene Simmons audio
• They talk about three women from the “Apprentice” that are coming on the show.
• Woman calling in for Donna Summer tickets phone call into break
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34035.jpg
Break
• Back from Break, caller calls in to describe the girls from the Apprentice coming in
• Op brings up Anna Kournikova getting married to Enrique Iglesias
• They start talking about Rachel Hunter – Op thinks that she is hot; Ant says that she isn’t as hot as she was before Rod Stewart was with her. He says that Rod Stewart sucks the hotness out of the chicks he is with.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34036.jpg
Op says he knows a DJ that banged Rachel Hunter. They try guessing who it is – Brother Weeze? Scott Ferall? Imus? The Greaseman?
• More Celebrity news: Op reads a story about the father of Ashley and Jessica Simpson. It is interrupted by Jimmy laughing at the gas that he has building up to blast when the girls from the Apprentice come out.
• More Celebrity news: Chyna’s porn tape - “One night in Chyna”. They talk about how manly her clit looks. She claims the reason for releasing it is that “an outside party” stole the video, so she decided to release it as a preemptive strike, and they both say that it’s just a ploy for her to get public attention.
• Snoop Dog/Jim Morrison mash up into break
Break
• They talk about the girls from the Apprentice coming in, and they had to send a limo for them. This reminds them of at WNEW when he was at Town Hall, and the limo service didn’t show up to pick his parents up.
• They play a dirty folk song that Jimmy brought in. Ant asks if Jimmy is trying to bang the chick that wrote it – Jimmy says no.
• Erik “Birdman” comes in, and talks about how bitchy the Apprentice girls are being.
• Ant tells a story about a couple that parked their car in the middle of an interstate after a fender bender, and were run over by a trooper. Ant says he hates people who have a fender bender and just sit there.
• “Wacky Caller” calls in to get on Jimmy, and then he says “Baba-Booey” over and over again – yech. Jimmy asks if its 1989.
• They ask Jimmy how the whoring is going; he says he has been doing better. Before they go into a break, Jimmy crashes with a mispronunciation.
• Jimmy’s Mom call into break
Break
• The three women from the Apprentice come in studio. They talk about what happened on the show, Op says he has never watched it.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34046.jpg
• The girls talk about their idea for a radio show. In the middle of it Jimmy starts giggling…hmmm I wonder why? Then a minute later the girls react, and we find out the Jimmy farted. He does it again, and it makes Op and Ant giggle like crazy. One of the women asks if he is lactose intolerant.
• They say one of the topics they would talk about is sex on the third date. Jimmy explains to them what he thinks about that. Op says that Jimmy should tell them about his log and golden shower fetishes.
• Gene Simmons, of KISS calls in. They ask him about Dimebag being buried in a KISS coffin. He says that the family called and requested that.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34050.jpg
• Gene talks about his views on marriage, and why he would never get married. The women argue with Gene about his views.
• Show ends with everyone giving their plugs.