favorite XM bit

[KIRK]

What is your favorite bit on XM so far?


Mine is the Tony Danza bit where Ant told that girl to come backstage and give him a bj

[Bach]

San Jose caller rant.
Valby at Steinway.

[KIRK]

haha those are great

[Froys4incher]

Drilldo!!!
Norton Farting!!!
LIL CONOR!!!!

[CrazyBusDriver]

Tony Danza Calls :icon_lol:

[AJellyDonut]

Anthony placating to the rubes on the Tony Danza line

[Bach]

Here's a crazy ol' classic...

MONSTER RAIN

[ianbobo]

extravadanza

[AJellyDonut]

Tony Danza Calls :icon_lol:

Damn..beat me to it :xyxthumbs

[Bach]

The introduction of the new politically correct term "golfer."

[KIRK]

Naughty Norton Tee hee hee :icon_evil

[blackout-]

golfers vs. dolphin basketball

tragic toys

[Bach]

golfers vs. dolphin basketball

tragic toys

Yes! Great ones. :clap:

Throw Steve-O on the cringe list.

[Silen]

poker chips!

[tysonpunchinguterus]

I liked Norton's ranting about guys with cleft pallettes.

"Sex or Murder" was pretty good, too (or was it called "Coming or Going?")

[Bach]

Canadian PSAs..."She spilled my coffee."

Silence of the Lambs -- The Musical

[OvaHere]

i'm loving the more subtle things. the Steve-fire stuff and the Ben-herky/jerky shit is just funny to me. not really "bits" or "material", but its just funny as hell. oldschool guys from the show a while back, but those things just came up on XM. the Tony Danza shit is like the first O&A classic shit i think, in this XM regime.

[sshea]

the Steve-fire stuff and the Ben-herky/jerky shit
That's it right there, the banter between the guys and crew is priceless comedy.:clap:


GOD BLESS XM!!!

[Bach]

The Midget Sighting of the Day is nice and Sexiest State is definitely more gooder as well.

[roche]

The Danza calls are my favorite, but the Valby bit goes over the best for people I am trying to infect.

[KIRK]

thought of a great one: the 100 grand call

[Bach]

thought of a great one: the 100 grand call
Not from XM unfortunately. It's from the WAAF days. Still funny though...

[BigJon439]

Lil Jimmy's Mom advising him to do crunches instead of hookers.

[Tooz]

What is your favorite bit on XM so far?


Mine is the Tony Danza bit where Ant told that girl to come backstage and give him a bj


Yeah I loved it when "tony" says "Hang on kids" I LOL every time!!

Danza bit, always funny

[stealingsinatra]

Favorite bit?

Tha Danza calls are fucking hilarious, especially hearing the reactions that these absolute morons have had on the phone with Ant have been priceless!!!

But lately my favorite bit has been Norton's impresions of Big Doodies Ben and all the rumor shit that OvaHere and sshea just brought up. I can't stop laughing evertime I here Norton rip into Ol gravy legs. Goddam is that shit funny!!!!! :icon_lol:

[Arch Stanton]

The introduction of the new politically correct term "golfer."
Can you believe that stuck? Unbelievable!
Also like the fact that truckers were the only callers for a while, I think there was a time when they thought that was gonna be the only new listeners.
Larry the Cable guy did not disappoint, not at all. GET R DONE!Vintage Opie flipping out at equipment failure.
Oh yeah, No Commercials.
Guys ,especially Ant and Norton completely losing it reading the posts on the now closed Danza board.

[Bach]

Can you believe that stuck? Unbelievable!
Sure do believe it. It's brilliant in its simplicity and its pure magic in terms of spreading the virus. Teach it to a non-fan -- they'll not only understand it, but begin using it. Or, use it with someone you're not sure is a fan to immediately identify a kindred spirit. You'll have a friend for life.

[KIRK]

Sure do believe it. It's brilliant in its simplicity and its pure magic in terms of spreading the virus. Teach it to a non-fan -- they'll not only understand it, but begin using it. Or, use it with someone you're not sure is a fan to immediately identify a kindred spirit. You'll have a friend for life.

Speaking of non-fans using material from the show i told one of my friends the welcome to the world of aids and he started using that.

[Arch Stanton]

Speaking of non-fans using material from the show i told one of my friends the welcome to the world of aids and he started using that.
It's what starts the infection, they will keep coming back for the gems of comedy.

[Farside]

I've been thinking about it and really can't pick one as my fav but....
THE single hardest laugh I've had was Ant's "bouquet of seaweed" line. Brilliant

[Joe Imperial]

the line

"I dont care if you flush your xm down the toilet, buy a sirius and fuck your mother"

gets me every time

[Joe Imperial]

,especially Ant and Norton completely losing it reading the posts on the now closed Danza board.


that was very good....thats most of the reason I wanted to join here. Theres nothing funnier then trolling the internet. Next time some shit like that goes down, I'm so in on it.

[aoy1995]

I've been thinking about it and really can't pick one as my fav but....
THE single hardest laugh I've had was Ant's "bouquet of seaweed" line. Brilliant

All of the Connor stuff is real cringe shit, but the line of the day to me is Norton's line (paraphrasing)..."Banana or as I like to call it a dick without the tasty payoff in the end".. Just heard it a second time on the replay, and it is as funny now as it was this morning.

[rich2328]

the connor songs

[kscott]

Anytime Ant talks about his divorce, and that 9/11 conspiracy guy who wrote the book, I loved the way Norton lit into him.

[hubris]

Steve/Flame jokes, "Golfer", Danza show stuff, Norton's Ben impression...and of course lil connor peterson, lil lump of lost hopes :icon_mrgr

[Gyp]

I really laughed when Norton last week, referring to their attempt to get John Strand on the air, said something like "He'll never know that his lame attempt at a heart tugger has provided us with hours and gales of laughter."

[HockeyHelmet]

Norton going off on the San Jose caller. :fight6: :clap:

[demonseed]

For me, the funniest bit so far was when "tony" said to Joan the Rube "you know what I want, a nice fuckin blowjob", and then she says "oh my"

and of course, the reading of "rent boys".. that ol gag.

The telling of the Monster Rain story is an all time classic already.

[Arch Stanton]

that was very good....thats most of the reason I wanted to join here. Theres nothing funnier then trolling the internet. Next time some shit like that goes down, I'm so in on it.
Sick sig pic! And might I say, pretty bold considering the company you are in with here.

[MikeyBiggs]

High on my list is the Valby bit cause that was my first feedback ever read on the air... I suggested sending the lesbians for a day to Sleepy's cause they didn't have a couch yet...

But I still think O&A cringe moment of the XM stay is the poker Chips... That sound and Anthony yelling "now clean it up ya guinea bitch..."
Instant classic....

[ironcity]

I love the devil. But the best part of the devil is Norton's reaction. The Valby bit is great. When he first busts out with, "I finger fucked her clit!" That gets me everytime.

[BeeHive Helen]

I love just about all of it, but my favorites are; (semi-colon)

Ant's Danza bits
Breaking Ben's Balls
Norton's (toilet chest) whore stories
Opie's violent eruptions
Any of Ant's impressions
etc.etc.etc.

[Pacman]

The Lacy/Connor reef.

[PuPing]

Norton's Mom
The Danza Fiasco
Listening to the People Hater's catalog (i.e. shitdick, a towel is not a hat)
"Remembering Lacy: and hearing O&A practically gag while playing the infamous boat ride sound byte