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12-17-2004, 10:47 PM
Show Open
Jimmy's bitterness towards an ex WNEW program director rears its head again
Club Soda Kenny in Studio - He comments on Jimmy's Gold Gym sweatshirt
They start talking about the Eggnog for a MyFi contest coming up. Ant says he has been thinking about that all night, with all the puke that's coming up.Ant says he walked into the studio with noone realizing it was him. Op says they should bet on how long the contestants will last.
CSK says he has an announcement that he would like to make, exclusive to XM 202 listeners. He will announce it later, after the contest. Op says he loves all the emails that Kenny has been sending in to the management at Washington. They talk about one of the contestants, Pat, who had his van towed during the Cherry Darts for a MyFi contest. He was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Op says he is a 400lb version of Jim Norton, and he has to be the favorite for the contest. Back to Kenny's emails, Op has Kenny read one of the letters he sent to XM management. Basically he asked them about the "tour bus" idea, and he was telling them it made no sense.
New Club Soda Kenny Themes
- ( op didnt know the name of the first theme)
- Khemystri's Theme
- Heavy Metal Kenny Theme
- Sexbagel/Birdman/Hawk's Theme
They decide that Khem's song is the best.
Caller - Likes Khem's version
Let's Get Retarded in here - Lady Di Calls in, to ask about the eggnog contest. They ask her is she is up early looking for a job, but she can't even lie straight. Lady Di says she was listening to the show, and they say that she is lying. She tries to prove them wrong, fails miserably. Jimmy gets her as they hang up. They dont really hang up though, they just keep her on hold and act like they can't hear her. They start talking about giving a MyFi to a show regular, and Lady Di keeps saying "What about me" and they just ignore her.
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They play Khemistry's "Get Ya Cock out" into break
Break
Jimmy reads an instant feedback from Jared from Maine, who is angry at Ben. He says Ben is a crazy haired dick. Ben says the guy is an ass, because he sent him and Steve almost 15 emails. Op and Jimmy talk about Ben telling gossip after the show. Martini Steve comes in to talk about the guy from Maine. Steve keeps stopping in mid-sentence trying to anticipate Ant playing his theme song. After starting and stopping, Ant finally catches him. Jimmy says the guy should call in.
Doug from Arizona, one of the contestants who flew in for the contest comes in studio.
Maine guy sends in another feedback, calling Ben a crazy haired dick again.
Story about a guy named Frankie Blue, the program director at the old station, WNEW. Op talks about John Sykes, who they hired to run the radio division. They say that he never liked their show while they were there, and he didnt back them at all when they were dealing with the St. Pats stuff.
Jared from Maine complaining about being able to come in for the contest, and he blames Ben for the problem. Steve and Ben come into the studio to defend themselves. Steve gets cut off again by his theme music.. Op says he should be allowed to compete over the phones, but Ben doesn't want him in the contest. Eventually Ben says let him in.
Anthony talks about the shark story, about a surfer that was ripped in half and eaten by two sharks. Kenny tells a joke - *crash*. Ant start doing Jaws references.
Back to the Frankie Blue story. He used to be the program director at WKTU, a radio station in NY, and now he is the program director at the boys’ old station, WNEW. He was drunk after a Christmas lunch, and ended up doing the night shift because he made the regular dj leave. They play audio of him on the air, with him slurring his words and mixing up the two stations.
Casey Kasem outtakes/FU Line into break
Break
Coming back from Break, they play "Uncle Junior" from the Sopranos, with a promo for the show.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34531.jpg
Jimmy talks about getting pictures of Uncle Junior and Christopher.
CSK observed the Frank Place guy watching porno
Ellis From PA comes in - He had his stomach stapled, and is taking part in the competition. Steve comes in to explain why its a bad idea, and trips over the word bypass. Ellis thinks he will do alrite in the contest.
Caller - Male nurse calls in to talk about the stomach stapling. Kenny interjects with a joke *crash*. Jimmy gets him as he hangs up.
Audio from a sexual harassment video. Ant talks about readng about sexual harassment in England
They discuss how the people on the phone will be able to participate and choose a winner. They decide that they have to pick the number closest to the number of eggnogs that the winner ends up drinking. Jimmy starts doing an impression, and Op tells him to explain. He claims its an impression of Ben Stein. Ant remembers the argument he had with Ben Stein back on WNEW for saying "Chew down".
They get all the guesses from the guys on the phone.
Brother Joe song into break
Break
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Official Pourers - Op's Brother, Noah, Nathaniel
Ant describes the eggnog - Thick creamy and viscous and all cups filled to the tippy top
Contestants come in:
Dice (from Long Island), Pat(from earlier), Matt(from Jersey - he plugs a truck message board *crash*), Joe (from Queens), BJ aka PapaGolash(from Long Island - plugs wackbag), John(from Connecticut, plugs opieanthony.net), Steve(from brooklyn, wearing one of Op's brother's T-Shirts, Ellis(from earlier), and lastly Doug(from earlier).
Ant gives the rules - It's going to be a double shot of eggnog every minute, last one standing without puking/pissing wins.
Contest starts with a Kenny toast
Note: *** Each number represents a double shot of eggnog ***
1 - Everybody downs it pretty easily. Contestant tries to drink two at once, but they tell him it will only count for one since its one a minute.
2 - Op says it looks like Doug from arizona looks like he is having a problem, he says it is a strategy.
3 - Op says they all seem to be getting them down easily, no problem so far. They notice Joe looking bad, he tries a joke *crash*
4 - Still ok so far. Pat says its tastes like pancake batter.
5 - They notice that "raisin stomach" Ellis is sipping his eggnog
6 - Joe downs his quickly, as well as the test of the guys
7 - Seems to be a problem between Ellis and Dice. No problem. Doug says he is feeling fine. They comment that BJ is the smallest competitor,and that he may be the first to go
8 - One of the Competitors notice the eggnog getting clumpy, but they all get through it quickly
9 - They get through it, but it seems like it is slowing down
10 - Same as nine, but they seem to still be getting slower
11/12/13 - Op says someone better get more eggnog because they look like they might be running out of eggnog. Steve barely makes the minute deadline at # 12
- Ellis"Pea Stomach" bows out just before # 13. Steve seems to be struggling with # 13, then bows out. Jimmy gets him leaving the studio
14 - The rest seem to be ok
15 - Contestant tells a horrible joke *crash*. Pat says he can go a couple more hours. They notice that BJ is looking kinda shaky.
16 - John is rubbing his stomach, and BJ says he is getting closer to hurling. He says he will keep drinking until he boots - what a trooper.
17 - Everyone gets through it, but BJ now has his eyes closed
18 - Pat slams his back, Dice says he thinks it will be him and Pat in the end.
19 - Joe gags, and BJ is teetering
20/21/22 - BJ takes his glasses off, and then hurls. Joe is struggling. Jimmy hits his head on the window. Joe finally pukes, and he is also out. five more to go.
23/24/25/26 - Pat still slamming them back. Another contestant joke *crash*. Doug almost throws up, and barely makes the minute deadline. Matt starts puking and then Doug bows out. Dice is struggling, and they start chanting his name. Kenny says he hasn't heard that chant for 10 years.
27 - Dice power boots, two left
27 to 34 - Pat swings and missed again with another joke *crash*. Jimmy says its like the Audobon in a fog. John is starting to struggle, then he blows at 34, "Power booting" in Op's words. Opie says he is speechless.
That makes Pat the winner. Pat continues to drink, even after being declared the winner. Op says he should keep going to see how much he can drink. Jimmy nails John as he leaves the studio.
Pat continues drinking, tries another funny comment *crash*. He is up to 47 now, and here comes another comment *crash*. He is up to 50 now, and another comment *crash*. He says he is starting to slow down now.
53/54 – Another *crash*
55 – Another *crash*
57 - Kenny tries his hand at the funny comment game *crash*
58 – Steve comes in to try and calculate how much calories Pat has drunk so far
59 – Op says that Pat is definitely slowing down
60 – Pat says he is ready to go soon
61 – Op says he can definitely get to 62. Pat almost doesn’t finish it
62 – Pat slams it back. Op says if he can do 62 he can definitely do 63. Pat is clearly struggling.
63 – They start clapping for encouragement. He tries another comment *crash*
64 – Pat says he is close to exploding, and he is getting gas pains. Op challenges him to get to 65.
65 - The contestants outside the studio say they want him to get to 70. Pat says he is at the point where he needs to make himself puke. They cheer for him to 66
66 – Op says he has to get to 70
67 – He is clearly forcing it now
68 – Ant says he doesn’t know what to think. Pat says he is starting to sweat. They ask him if he wants to puke or walk away
69, 70 – He does both, tries another funny comment *crash*. Then he makes himself puke, and Opie quiets everyone in the studio so that it comes over the Birdman/Hawkman/Wings Eric loses it, and starts puking too. Op says he can’t believe how much puke is coming out of this guy. In the middle of puking he tries another line *crash*. Final tally – Steve says its 4.3 gallons and 12,000 calories. Op says it’s more like 2.5 gallons. Pat gives his parting words *crash*.
Caller – Has a puke story, but his phone stinks
Caller – *crash*
Jared on the phone wins the second My-Fi for guessing the amount that would win the contest. He says that Ben isn't a dick anymore. They try to bring Ben in the studio, but he won’t come in since he hates the puking stuff. Jimmy makes a mistake with a line *crash*
Brother Joe Song/FU Line into Break.
Break
Jimmy says the bathroom reeks of puke. Ben comes in
studio, and says he isn’t into the gross stuff that’s
why he wasn’t in studio before.
Caller – says he lost it when he heard Pat puking
Caller – Today’s show was the grossest, and he lost it
Caller – Doughboy. He corrects Steve’s calculations, saying it was really 1.1 gallons. They call in Steve to tell him his math stinks.
Song about Jimmy - “Gas Mask” by Imaginary Bill
Club Soda Kenny comes in with his announcement – Hewill be part of a skit on HBO’s Inside the NFL
Brother Joe song into break
Break
WDIL
Oasis Mashup into Show End
Program Complete *crash*
Jimmy's bitterness towards an ex WNEW program director rears its head again
Club Soda Kenny in Studio - He comments on Jimmy's Gold Gym sweatshirt
They start talking about the Eggnog for a MyFi contest coming up. Ant says he has been thinking about that all night, with all the puke that's coming up.Ant says he walked into the studio with noone realizing it was him. Op says they should bet on how long the contestants will last.
CSK says he has an announcement that he would like to make, exclusive to XM 202 listeners. He will announce it later, after the contest. Op says he loves all the emails that Kenny has been sending in to the management at Washington. They talk about one of the contestants, Pat, who had his van towed during the Cherry Darts for a MyFi contest. He was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Op says he is a 400lb version of Jim Norton, and he has to be the favorite for the contest. Back to Kenny's emails, Op has Kenny read one of the letters he sent to XM management. Basically he asked them about the "tour bus" idea, and he was telling them it made no sense.
New Club Soda Kenny Themes
- ( op didnt know the name of the first theme)
- Khemystri's Theme
- Heavy Metal Kenny Theme
- Sexbagel/Birdman/Hawk's Theme
They decide that Khem's song is the best.
Caller - Likes Khem's version
Let's Get Retarded in here - Lady Di Calls in, to ask about the eggnog contest. They ask her is she is up early looking for a job, but she can't even lie straight. Lady Di says she was listening to the show, and they say that she is lying. She tries to prove them wrong, fails miserably. Jimmy gets her as they hang up. They dont really hang up though, they just keep her on hold and act like they can't hear her. They start talking about giving a MyFi to a show regular, and Lady Di keeps saying "What about me" and they just ignore her.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34528.jpg
They play Khemistry's "Get Ya Cock out" into break
Break
Jimmy reads an instant feedback from Jared from Maine, who is angry at Ben. He says Ben is a crazy haired dick. Ben says the guy is an ass, because he sent him and Steve almost 15 emails. Op and Jimmy talk about Ben telling gossip after the show. Martini Steve comes in to talk about the guy from Maine. Steve keeps stopping in mid-sentence trying to anticipate Ant playing his theme song. After starting and stopping, Ant finally catches him. Jimmy says the guy should call in.
Doug from Arizona, one of the contestants who flew in for the contest comes in studio.
Maine guy sends in another feedback, calling Ben a crazy haired dick again.
Story about a guy named Frankie Blue, the program director at the old station, WNEW. Op talks about John Sykes, who they hired to run the radio division. They say that he never liked their show while they were there, and he didnt back them at all when they were dealing with the St. Pats stuff.
Jared from Maine complaining about being able to come in for the contest, and he blames Ben for the problem. Steve and Ben come into the studio to defend themselves. Steve gets cut off again by his theme music.. Op says he should be allowed to compete over the phones, but Ben doesn't want him in the contest. Eventually Ben says let him in.
Anthony talks about the shark story, about a surfer that was ripped in half and eaten by two sharks. Kenny tells a joke - *crash*. Ant start doing Jaws references.
Back to the Frankie Blue story. He used to be the program director at WKTU, a radio station in NY, and now he is the program director at the boys’ old station, WNEW. He was drunk after a Christmas lunch, and ended up doing the night shift because he made the regular dj leave. They play audio of him on the air, with him slurring his words and mixing up the two stations.
Casey Kasem outtakes/FU Line into break
Break
Coming back from Break, they play "Uncle Junior" from the Sopranos, with a promo for the show.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34531.jpg
Jimmy talks about getting pictures of Uncle Junior and Christopher.
CSK observed the Frank Place guy watching porno
Ellis From PA comes in - He had his stomach stapled, and is taking part in the competition. Steve comes in to explain why its a bad idea, and trips over the word bypass. Ellis thinks he will do alrite in the contest.
Caller - Male nurse calls in to talk about the stomach stapling. Kenny interjects with a joke *crash*. Jimmy gets him as he hangs up.
Audio from a sexual harassment video. Ant talks about readng about sexual harassment in England
They discuss how the people on the phone will be able to participate and choose a winner. They decide that they have to pick the number closest to the number of eggnogs that the winner ends up drinking. Jimmy starts doing an impression, and Op tells him to explain. He claims its an impression of Ben Stein. Ant remembers the argument he had with Ben Stein back on WNEW for saying "Chew down".
They get all the guesses from the guys on the phone.
Brother Joe song into break
Break
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34533.jpg
Official Pourers - Op's Brother, Noah, Nathaniel
Ant describes the eggnog - Thick creamy and viscous and all cups filled to the tippy top
Contestants come in:
Dice (from Long Island), Pat(from earlier), Matt(from Jersey - he plugs a truck message board *crash*), Joe (from Queens), BJ aka PapaGolash(from Long Island - plugs wackbag), John(from Connecticut, plugs opieanthony.net), Steve(from brooklyn, wearing one of Op's brother's T-Shirts, Ellis(from earlier), and lastly Doug(from earlier).
Ant gives the rules - It's going to be a double shot of eggnog every minute, last one standing without puking/pissing wins.
Contest starts with a Kenny toast
Note: *** Each number represents a double shot of eggnog ***
1 - Everybody downs it pretty easily. Contestant tries to drink two at once, but they tell him it will only count for one since its one a minute.
2 - Op says it looks like Doug from arizona looks like he is having a problem, he says it is a strategy.
3 - Op says they all seem to be getting them down easily, no problem so far. They notice Joe looking bad, he tries a joke *crash*
4 - Still ok so far. Pat says its tastes like pancake batter.
5 - They notice that "raisin stomach" Ellis is sipping his eggnog
6 - Joe downs his quickly, as well as the test of the guys
7 - Seems to be a problem between Ellis and Dice. No problem. Doug says he is feeling fine. They comment that BJ is the smallest competitor,and that he may be the first to go
8 - One of the Competitors notice the eggnog getting clumpy, but they all get through it quickly
9 - They get through it, but it seems like it is slowing down
10 - Same as nine, but they seem to still be getting slower
11/12/13 - Op says someone better get more eggnog because they look like they might be running out of eggnog. Steve barely makes the minute deadline at # 12
- Ellis"Pea Stomach" bows out just before # 13. Steve seems to be struggling with # 13, then bows out. Jimmy gets him leaving the studio
14 - The rest seem to be ok
15 - Contestant tells a horrible joke *crash*. Pat says he can go a couple more hours. They notice that BJ is looking kinda shaky.
16 - John is rubbing his stomach, and BJ says he is getting closer to hurling. He says he will keep drinking until he boots - what a trooper.
17 - Everyone gets through it, but BJ now has his eyes closed
18 - Pat slams his back, Dice says he thinks it will be him and Pat in the end.
19 - Joe gags, and BJ is teetering
20/21/22 - BJ takes his glasses off, and then hurls. Joe is struggling. Jimmy hits his head on the window. Joe finally pukes, and he is also out. five more to go.
23/24/25/26 - Pat still slamming them back. Another contestant joke *crash*. Doug almost throws up, and barely makes the minute deadline. Matt starts puking and then Doug bows out. Dice is struggling, and they start chanting his name. Kenny says he hasn't heard that chant for 10 years.
27 - Dice power boots, two left
27 to 34 - Pat swings and missed again with another joke *crash*. Jimmy says its like the Audobon in a fog. John is starting to struggle, then he blows at 34, "Power booting" in Op's words. Opie says he is speechless.
That makes Pat the winner. Pat continues to drink, even after being declared the winner. Op says he should keep going to see how much he can drink. Jimmy nails John as he leaves the studio.
Pat continues drinking, tries another funny comment *crash*. He is up to 47 now, and here comes another comment *crash*. He is up to 50 now, and another comment *crash*. He says he is starting to slow down now.
53/54 – Another *crash*
55 – Another *crash*
57 - Kenny tries his hand at the funny comment game *crash*
58 – Steve comes in to try and calculate how much calories Pat has drunk so far
59 – Op says that Pat is definitely slowing down
60 – Pat says he is ready to go soon
61 – Op says he can definitely get to 62. Pat almost doesn’t finish it
62 – Pat slams it back. Op says if he can do 62 he can definitely do 63. Pat is clearly struggling.
63 – They start clapping for encouragement. He tries another comment *crash*
64 – Pat says he is close to exploding, and he is getting gas pains. Op challenges him to get to 65.
65 - The contestants outside the studio say they want him to get to 70. Pat says he is at the point where he needs to make himself puke. They cheer for him to 66
66 – Op says he has to get to 70
67 – He is clearly forcing it now
68 – Ant says he doesn’t know what to think. Pat says he is starting to sweat. They ask him if he wants to puke or walk away
69, 70 – He does both, tries another funny comment *crash*. Then he makes himself puke, and Opie quiets everyone in the studio so that it comes over the Birdman/Hawkman/Wings Eric loses it, and starts puking too. Op says he can’t believe how much puke is coming out of this guy. In the middle of puking he tries another line *crash*. Final tally – Steve says its 4.3 gallons and 12,000 calories. Op says it’s more like 2.5 gallons. Pat gives his parting words *crash*.
Caller – Has a puke story, but his phone stinks
Caller – *crash*
Jared on the phone wins the second My-Fi for guessing the amount that would win the contest. He says that Ben isn't a dick anymore. They try to bring Ben in the studio, but he won’t come in since he hates the puking stuff. Jimmy makes a mistake with a line *crash*
Brother Joe Song/FU Line into Break.
Break
Jimmy says the bathroom reeks of puke. Ben comes in
studio, and says he isn’t into the gross stuff that’s
why he wasn’t in studio before.
Caller – says he lost it when he heard Pat puking
Caller – Today’s show was the grossest, and he lost it
Caller – Doughboy. He corrects Steve’s calculations, saying it was really 1.1 gallons. They call in Steve to tell him his math stinks.
Song about Jimmy - “Gas Mask” by Imaginary Bill
Club Soda Kenny comes in with his announcement – Hewill be part of a skit on HBO’s Inside the NFL
Brother Joe song into break
Break
WDIL
Oasis Mashup into Show End
Program Complete *crash*