O&A Listening Thread 12-21-04

[BIV]

Show 57
Week 12

Since I'm here, I'll start it early again.

Anyone wanna guess if the virus spreads even more today?

[SOS]

Show 57
Week 12

Since I'm here, I'll start it early again.

Anyone wanna guess if the virus spreads even more today?

Of course it will spread more today. No doubt.


/btw. It is miserable outside.

[BIV]

YAY!!!!! No longer lonely.

"I'm so ronery"

[Assuck]

up and up

[TheArtist]

Morning Boys...

[BIV]

Wow, really slow here today.

[TheArtist]

Not only that, the weather fucking sucks outside

[BIV]

God I love this fucking song. (Pantera)

You tools need to get off of the East coast.

[Bach]

Office holiday parties on Monday nights = NOT more gooder.

Good hung over morning. :(

[BIV]

Check out the latest Cringe Force. That comic continues to be more-gooder.

[xStainDx]

Wooooooooooots uppppppppp :) G'morning Fellow Wackbaggers! :)

East Coast Stinks. Its gonna be another Sunny one today here in Phoenix 75 and breezy! how's the snow back in the Northeast? :action-sm

[Bach]

Iggy Pop "Lust for Life." Very nice.

[BIV]

Iggy Pop "Lust for Life." Very nice.Okay, then, I'll refrain from my Iggy Pop rant then. :)
I didn't think anyone actually liked him.

[Bach]

Okay, then, I'll refrain from my Iggy Pop rant then. :)
I didn't think anyone actually liked him.
Just this song and "Wild Child."

[xStainDx]

Its Go Time! Week 12 , Episode 57 Starts Nowwwwwwwwwwwwww

[BIV]

Biv, I would rather watch little jimmy scrap one out than listen to this.Clapping in a song=never a good sign.:clap:

[bigA]

good morning everyone :action-sm
another day another channel for o &a one less for hoo hoo :clap:

[Bach]

So Biv, will you be receiving more Morse Code messages today via the bell?

[BIV]

Some dumb bitch in this area (Federal Way) drove her car into a Fed Meyer. I guess she wanted to get the last Tickle Me Elmo.

[BIV]

So Biv, will you be receiving more Morse Code messages today via the bell?If I get one, I'll ring a bell. :icon_wink

[Premarital Sex]

Does anyone here wonder if Howard got any sleep last night? He was probably up crying to anybody who has any pull in the industry.

[APortablePhone]

Wow, a "King Of Comedy" sound board.

[Bach]

Didn't need this sound effect after all the booze last night.

[TheArtist]

Ugh Pat Puking Reminds Of How Awful All That Nog Was...

[BIV]

Welcome to Wackbag, Premarital.:action-sm

[bigA]

who gives an F about hoo hoo and his damn sleep
hey robin i invented pull hoo hoo hoo hoo

[xStainDx]

Come to Arizona You Fagggggggggggs :)

[mkat]

I'm too damn sick to get out of bed this morning. You can't even imagine how much effort it took to drag my laptop across the floor to get it into my bed. Thank god I thought ahead and put all the remotes on my nightstand last night.

Mornin' folks.

[TheArtist]

Come to Arizona You Fagggggggggggs :)



Man I Miss Good Old AZ weather....

Ah well...

[BIV]

I'm too damn sick to get out of bed this morning. You can't even imagine how much effort it took to drag my laptop across the floor to get it into my bed. Thank god I thought ahead and put all the remotes on my nightstand last night.

Mornin' folks.Take two titties and call me in the morning. :icon_mrgr

[Premarital Sex]

16 degrees ain't bad, it's 5 degrees here in Boston with a wind chill 10 degrees below lil Connor's room temp.

[mkat]

Take two titties and call me in the morning. :icon_mrgr

Gladly! But shouldn't I take a little extra dosage?
...Just in case? :) *cough*

[BIV]

Why isn't one of the interns doing it?

[Bach]

Gladly! But shouldn't I take a little extra dosage?
...Just in case? :) *cough*
Want a date with the three titty broad from Total Recall?

[mkat]

Want a date with the three titty broad from Total Recall?

I actually had a weird dream about her and the midget once.

I'll save that story for a rainy day.

[BIV]

I actually had a weird dream about her and the midget once.

I'll save that story for a rainy day.A Monster rainy day?

[xStainDx]

o_O wtf is this looooooool. Stupid yet funny. :icon_mrgr

[Premarital Sex]

wtf?

[BIV]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Assuck]

what the fuck is this

[Oswald]

I hope the devil works his way into the show today. I love that guy!

[Rob]

mornin' fellas...

[xStainDx]

lol... Copy Stern?!? WTF?

HOOO HOOO ROBIN I BUILT VEGAS!

ROFL@PUPPET :clap:

[Premarital Sex]

Everyone goes to Vegas, not something Hoo Hoo discovered

[Bach]

Hoo Hoo, I invented Las Vegas, Robin.

Damn, ya'all beat me to it.

[bigA]

i invented vegas hoo hoo i invented going to porno awards hoo hoo
robin i invented it all robin hoo hoo

[Radioguy]

With them on commercial radio now, they are gonna get so many more idiots like this....

[bigA]

Hoo Hoo, I invented Las Vegas, Robin.

Damn, ya'all beat me to it.

damn im slow today :icon_redf

[Bach]

This guy has the mental capacity of a gnat.

[xStainDx]

omg this guy is the DEFINITION OF A TOOL!!!! SHOOT HIM!!!

[Oswald]

Nervous Ned better punch out. He's takin too much flak.

[APortablePhone]

Who is this fucking faggot? If you post here, please hit some black ice driving this holiday season, and hit into a Christmas tree.

[mkat]

Wow. This guy must be O&A's new financial advisor. :icon_roll

[Bach]

Punch out Maverick. It's over.

[xStainDx]

VIEWERS LOL LMAO omg

"THE Pat-tri-uts"

[APortablePhone]

Peace out?

[BIV]

Worst Howard Clone evar!!

[reefdweller]

Pat..reeots!

[Bach]

That call was my seven cents today. Thanks boys.

[Premarital Sex]

Typical Howard fan

[APortablePhone]

Why don't you guys ever come to your chat room? Why am I all but certain this guy posts on this very board?

[BudWhyZur]

Holy shit! Jimmy just mentioned Stern by name. :clap: He usually clams up or runs out of the room!

[APortablePhone]

Holy shit! Jimmy just mentioned Stern by name. :clap: He usually clams up or runs out of the room!
Jimmy will mention Howard as long as it's not an insult against Howard.

[reefdweller]

I love how diehard Howie fans are so jealous of O&A, that just means that Howie is even more jealous of the freedom that they now have.

[BIV]

Why don't you guys ever come to your chat room? Why am I all but certain this guy posts on this very board?
I have very little doubt.

[BudWhyZur]

Jimmy will mention Howard as long as it's not an insult against Howard.
OK....I've just never heard him mention his name at all.

[Bach]

Hoo Hoo, I invented complaining about my affiliates, Robin. Hoo Hoo.

[Premarital Sex]

Sugarbear, lol

[Premarital Sex]

I love fucking with the dumbass howie fans at sternchat.com. Let's shut that puppy down

[Bach]

Opie has cursed twice in fifteen seconds. It's not so bad.
[Norton Voice] It's OK, baby. [/Norton Voice]

[BIV]

Okay New Yorkers, 57th and Broadway!!!!!

[bigA]

hoo hoo i invented putting signs on live shots on the tv robin hoo hoo

[bigA]

I love fucking with the dumbass howie fans at sternchat.com. Let's shut that puppy down

don't touch them untill the o and a army or o&a tell us it's ok

[Bach]

"Best of Stern." Those words are mutually exclusive and should not be used to form a sentence.

[Bach]

I guess she's a "Lil' Connor's Armpit" style.

[TheArtist]

Before I Got Pregnant Or After?



Oh God....

Whats in your pants is the result of a broken condom...

[Bach]

That's awesome to hear them on FM. More gooder.

[BIV]

It's like a teeter totter.

[demonseed]

Guess whats in my pregnant pants.YUCK.

[APortablePhone]

I almost pulled a Pat thinking about a pregnant woman on top. Ugh

[Rev]

Guess whats in my pregnant pants.YUCK.::rub...rub::
She's crowning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxo,
Rev

[BIV]

The only thing sicker than a fat pregnant bitch is a fat bitch with a kid.

[BIV]

I like the confidence when she siad 138...

[TheArtist]

Those Gotta Be Huge Milk Jugs...

[generoso]

morning all it's time to play........

[Rev]

My guess...
a wire hanger.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[BIV]

My guess...
a wire hanger.

xoxoxo,
RevDing, Ding, Ding!!

[Bach]

If we hear a splash sound we know the water broke.

[BIV]

OH!!!!! I know!!!! It's daddy's fist!

[TheArtist]

I agree With Op...

Gotta be filthy hairy...

[Oswald]

If we hear a splash sound we know the water broke.

Not if it's followed by the sound of a boat motor speeding away.

[APortablePhone]

Sounds like a breach birth to me.

[generoso]

ok mohawk

[BIV]

Wood Floor.

[Bach]

Going with mohawk.

[demonseed]

mohawk is my guess

[vetteman]

mohawk

[BIV]

Damn

[EdC]

::rub...rub::
She's crowning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxo,
Rev
Great minds think alike. I sent in an instant feedback: Side to side ... she's crowning ... ssssssssssssss BUMB sssssssssssssss

[generoso]

i was going to say full triangle...always with your 1st

[TheArtist]

What a lovely XMas Present...

Almost as good as the boat trip Scott gave to Lacy

[Bach]

Great South Park tune....

[APortablePhone]

Great line Rev. Now let me sleep with your girlfriend. Please?

[BIV]

This song rocks!!!

[demonseed]

nice feedback Rev.

[Rev]

I was waiting for her to say, 3 days ago, she had her water break, lol.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[bigA]

take care everyone :action-sm
im not feeling too good today---im going back to bed now
i will listen to the replays later
lol op should have told the baby there is no santa to get a head start in life

[Bach]

Well done, Rev.

[BIV]

Merry Fucking Christmas!!!

[demonseed]

feel better wonka

[Bach]

Later Wonka.

[BIV]

Later wonks!!!

[TheArtist]

The ability to play songs like this is what I love about XM...

So good

[generoso]

Always liked merry fucking christmass..they don't plat that one on special x

[MrMaryLou]

Good morning all :) My first post here :) Can I get some help? I missed the dates when O@A are going to be in Vegas ?

[Rev]

Great line Rev. Now let me sleep with your girlfriend. Please?Sure, why not.

*Not, being the key word there. :icon_mrgr

xoxoxo,
Rev

[BIV]

Good morning all :) My first post here :) Can I get some help? I missed the dates when O@A are going to be in Vegas ?Around the Fifth-ish. No firm dates yet.

Welcome to Wackbag!!!:action-sm

[Bach]

Good morning all :) My first post here :) Can I get some help? I missed the dates when O@A are going to be in Vegas ?
Don't remember the exact dates, but it's early January. That's not much help, so here's a hearty welcome for ya. Welcome to Wackbag! :action-sm

[BIV]

This guy is a tard.

[Rev]

When they do this type of thing, I wish I had an Elvis-style living room. 10 screens of tv's, all on one wall.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[generoso]

Welcome to the board mrmary.....never send a rookie alone

[Bach]

Punchin' out..Time for work. Enjoy the show all! :)

[BIV]

Later Bach. I'm heading out to vacation. I'll see ya in a week.

[demonseed]

Enjoy the break , Biv

[BIV]

I say it's Steve.

[TheArtist]

Thats gonna be awful to walk back in to the studio...

Poor kid is gonna put a gun to his head...

[Oswald]

Today, the Tony Danza messageboard has been down for 2 full weeks

[demonseed]

Today, the Tony Danza messageboard has been down for 2 full weeks
Those poor rubes dont know what to do know with themselves now.

[BIV]

Poor kid. That's what you get when you fail.

[Rev]

Wooooooooooots uppppppppp :) G'morning Fellow Wackbaggers! :)

East Coast Stinks. Its gonna be another Sunny one today here in Phoenix 75 and breezy! how's the snow back in the Northeast? :action-smMorning Staind!

The weather here has a bit of a sting to it, but nothing like the friggin scorpions y'all gotta deal with.
I had a friend out there, who had to use uv lighiting at night, just to locate the critters, in case he had to take a late-night whiz.

I'll take some snow over that, anyday. :action-sm

xoxoxo,
Rev

[truckdriver4iwx]

Good mornong all. looks like there might be a new intern postion to be filled. GO GO GO

[BIV]

Coffee runs, ouch!

[TheArtist]

God damn Steve...Why cant he ever catch that

[bswann3030]

Just make sure he gets Jimmy Starbucks, or he is FIIIIRRRRRREEEEDDDDDD

[BIV]

God damn Steve...Why cant he ever catch thatHavn't you guys figured it out yet? Steve is a fucking idiot.

[KevSlider]

I don't know why I can't wake up at 6 anymore. I'm so pissed because I keep missing the first hour of the show. Then I work all day missing the repeats.

[BIV]

Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up!

[SweetRelease]

It just dawned on me that the cackling is rudolph the rednose reindeer

[generoso]

Well of to work have fun guys

[BIV]

Later Gen, happy holidays!!!

[Rev]

It just dawned on me that the cackling is rudolph the rednose reindeerSame here.
Until they played the extended clip, I thought it was the laugh-in theme, or some 70's gameshow.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Assuck]

How would she kn ow there calling her deafy if she is deaf and could not hear

[BIV]

Swan pics are here:
http://www.fox.com/swan/home.htm

[BIV]

Well, I'm going on vacation on Wednesday. I won't be talking to you guys till at least early next week. All you guys enjoy the holidays and such.

Later.

[demonseed]

happy holidays to ya biv. enjoy the vacation.

[Seth]

Hope its somewhere warm

[SweetRelease]

i like how you can hear the air being sucked out of the room when anthony starts talking about his computer world like its real life...

[KevSlider]

I've been kicked out many a group on FFXI. I feel Ant's pain.

[Assuck]

Why didnt ant just PK their asses?

[truckdriver4iwx]

Single white wizard looking for single black witch for good time ... hiv neg clean U B 2

[Seth]

Pk?

[TheArtist]

This is one of the Mash Ups By Far...

[SweetRelease]

I've been kicked out many a group on FFXI. I feel Ant's pain.

As long as we're coming clean about living vicariously through computer generated polygons, i used to be in a Delta Force squad online. Then my girlfriend moved in with me, and I haven't played since. I stink.

[Rev]

"He banging Giants, 2 at a time!"

23 skeedoo, a wizard here for you!

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Rev]

This is one of the Mash Ups By Far...Yes, I believe it is, lol.

I think you need more coffee, sir. :icon_lol:

xoxoxo,
Rev

[truckdriver4iwx]

still not sure I understand this whole thing with them being on FM. If you read the threads it just confusses you more cause everyone just gives there view on it.

[LordJezo]

Pk?
Player killer?

[Seth]

I don't think EQ has that, no?

[KevSlider]

As long as we're coming clean about living vicariously through computer generated polygons, i used to be in a Delta Force squad online. Then my girlfriend moved in with me, and I haven't played since. I stink.


No, you moved on with life and should be commended unless your gf is a yapping anoying chick.

[Rev]

still not sure I understand this whole thing with them being on FM. If you read the threads it just confusses you more cause everyone just gives there view on it.In short...
While Stern is on vacation, his "best of's" are being replaced with O&A bits (Demented World bits... on day 1, and bits of yesterday's show...today). Only the Syracuse station so far.
Everything else has either been speculation, and news reports based on that specuation.

xoxoxo,
Rev
ps- did I miss anything with that? Feel free to ammend, anyone.

[LordJezo]

I don't think EQ has that, no?

No wait, never mind, you are right.

[DoughBoy]

Did that prick fuck Tom give me a plug when he called in? He promised me in the chat room(yesterday) that he was going to...

[truckdriver4iwx]

Ok thanks rev. To do that is smart. If they were to go full time would be bad. Thanks man.. great way to get sterns fans

[Seth]

Now my life is complete, thank you Lord.

[pasto]

why "www.foundrymusic.com" not working

[JoeyDVDZ]

Okay, I'm far too lazy to read every post to catch up. Did I miss anything?

[DoughBoy]

both foundry AND opieanthony.com not working. I'm assuming something has crashed...

[Assuck]

I used to play Asherons call and PK-ing was the best part. It made the game a 100 times harder.

[Rev]

Okay, I'm far too lazy to read every post to catch up. Did I miss anything?Pregnant guess whats in my pants.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Seth]

They're going to Vegas for the (5th?) 6th and 7th to rip off Stern

[Rev]

I hate the mall round this time of year.
It's like, you have to master the "relaxed shoulder" technique, for the flow of people bumping into you, who dont know how to follow the "walk on the right side of traffic" rule.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[MikeyBiggs]

Hey we all don't make 3 million a year...



Morning all...

[Bill Lehecka]

To be fair to those Credit Card guys, I never carry cash anymore because of the debit card. Probably why morons are using cards for $2 coffees.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Pregnant guess whats in my pants.

xoxoxo,
Rev
Oof.

Did Opie express any undue interest? He used to have a weird pregger fetish, didn't he?

[KevSlider]

God, I have to go to my fucking store and deal with those bitchy old twats that fucking want every dime they can get off of that price. FUCK THEM.

[truckdriver4iwx]

I want the Martienie Stve Wood Burnning kit for Christmas.

[JoeyDVDZ]

To be fair to those Credit Card guys, I never carry cash anymore because of the debit card. Probably why morons are using cards for $2 coffees.
Visa check card rocks. I almost never have more than $5 in my pocket now, just in case I'm in a rube shithole that doesn't have a card machine in it.

[Rev]

Geez.
If a chick is too lazy to hike up her own ass, she's way past the point of me wanting to fuck her.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[demonseed]

Oof.

Did Opie express any undue interest? He used to have a weird pregger fetish, didn't he?

Oh yeah, he was loving it.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Oh, why is an intern in danger of being fired? Once again, way too lazy to troll through the thread looking for the answers to these and many other important questions.

[Seth]

I never feel worse than being at a busy Starbucks and having to pull out the credit card cuz I don't have the cash. Starbucks cards actually seem to work faster than cash though.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Geez.
If a chick is too lazy to hike up her own ass, she's way past the point of me wanting to fuck her.

xoxoxo,
Rev
AMEN! I was thinking the same damn thing. Get yo ass up in the air, bitch!

I do have to admit tho, the penetration is much gooder if you can get your ho's ass up in the right position.......

[Rev]

Oof.

Did Opie express any undue interest? He used to have a weird pregger fetish, didn't he?Yes, but he made no referrences to it this time around.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[xStainDx]

llol i don't think their dump button works.

[jpc165]

Geez.
If a chick is too lazy to hike up her own ass, she's way past the point of me wanting to fuck her.

xoxoxo,
Rev
exactly.

but sometimes when the broad is tired and says f foreplay just stick it in, thats ok.

[Rev]

Wedge ramp combo...

isnt that also used to lift a sirius unit?

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Lt Boogaloo]

Oh the wonders of the inclined plane.

[Kurto2021]

Do they have to tell people that they are on the radio when it is satellite only? I am pretty sure they didn't tell the Danza line that they were on the radio. Is this a compromise because they are back on commercial radio?

[JoeyDVDZ]

exactly.

but sometimes when the broad is tired and says f foreplay just stick it in, thats ok.
I wish I had a broad who said F foreplay. Most of the chicks I bang make me go through waaaay too much of that shit before I can stick it.

Foreplay is nice, of course. But let's face it, some chicks that that shit way too far.

[jpc165]

now heres a guest to fuck with

[JoeyDVDZ]

Liberate her of her dignity! :clap: :clap:

[Seth]

hm...she sounds hot

[Lt Boogaloo]

Yeah there's something sexy about black lung disease.

[Rev]

I wonder if they rehash whiplash braces, for lazy blowjobbers.
Market them as "the bobber".

xoxoxo,
Rev

[JoeyDVDZ]

She probably has three teeth too. That's so hot.

[jpc165]

http://www.theliberator.com/images/great_sex/liberator_sexual_positions_2.jpg

the liberator

does she come with it?

[SweetRelease]

They can't break her....

[Seth]

You know, jpc, there's better pics (read: naked)

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder if they rehash whiplash braces, for lazy blowjobbers.
Market them as "the bobber".

xoxoxo,
Rev
Ronco presents the Blowjob Buddy, designed from space age materials to hold your head in place when pleasuring that hard to please man. Go for hours with zero neck fatigue!

[bswann3030]

cringe radio at its best

[TheArtist]

http://www.liberatorshapes.com/products_shapes.php

[demonseed]

Do they have to tell people that they are on the radio when it is satellite only? I am pretty sure they didn't tell the Danza line that they were on the radio. Is this a compromise because they are back on commercial radio?

If they call someone on there phone, they have to ask there persmission for them to be on the air. When they put someone on the phone with a person in front of them, its not considered a prank call so they dont have to warn them

[Gyp]

She can't be fazed.

[Lt Boogaloo]

You can buy similar cushions at surgical supply centers to raise the bed for "congestion".

Suddenly, I feel congested.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Connie rocks. She sounds like my dear departed gramma.....

[jpc165]

http://www.liberator.com/products_shapes.php

[Ballbuster1]

You know, jpc, there's better pics (read: naked)Yes there are:http://liberator.com/press_4couples.php:action-sm

[JoeyDVDZ]

Same whiskey breath, same old battleship 'tude.

[jpc165]

You know, jpc, there's better pics (read: naked)yes there are. i think i'll try one out.

merry christmas

[Kurto2021]

check the movies.....it is free porn

[Seth]

poor Ben!

[xStainDx]

ben.sparks@xmradio.com

Serious Inquiries Only. :)

[jpc165]

$130 for the basic wedge. damn, f that shit i 'll make one out of pillows.

[truckdriver4iwx]

I know what I want for Christmas

...mod edit... sorry no pron pics, only links.....thanks:)

[Seth]

bad soft core porn- you can see the guys teeny soft weenie in one of them and its like 10 seconds of his ass. Really awful.

[Lt Boogaloo]

You'd think a trucker mama would have a Rabbit rather than an Egg

[JoeyDVDZ]

check the movies.....it is free porn
Dude, no shit! Hot chick getting banged, no faking it, real porn on the liberator site! NICE!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I dunno, the wedge showed what I think was decent penetration.

[Seth]

Where?! I didn't see a good one!

[xStainDx]

Liberator Movies. LOL

http://liberator.com/movie_n_wedge.php

http://liberator.com/movie_n_ramp.php

http://liberator.com/movie_n_cube.php

http://liberator.com/movie_n_stage.php

[DoughBoy]

Legs behind the head like bugs bunny is the best penetration...

[JoeyDVDZ]

Legs behind the head like bugs bunny is the best penetration...
Make the chick wear her own legs around her ears like a pair of wraparound shades..... yeah baby!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Serious questions only, folks!

[Seth]

NO! Look again! He's soft and hanging! There is NO penetration in those videos. Its soft core, not actual porn. Its awful! Takes you right out of it!

[jpc165]

mary was a whore!

[DoughBoy]

I've never heard this before... this is funny!

[Lt Boogaloo]

"Suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin"

Oh, how this is too true.

Damn virgins.

[jpc165]

is this mr. hanky?

[DoughBoy]

is this mr. hanky?
Sounds like it...

[Seth]

When she says "My ass is insanely fuckable" in French, it always sounds like "fruit cobbler" to me

[Lt Boogaloo]

I'm sure her fruit cobbler is sexy too.

[DoughBoy]

I don't know about her fruit cobbler, but I'd love to have a taste of the peach!

[Seth]

http://liberator.com/movie_n_cube.php

This one is the worst. She walks over to it in some kind of duck walk so you can't see her lips. She looks like a frickin' alien! AWFUL!

[jpc165]

lynch rocks

[Lt Boogaloo]

I can only speak the praises of getting her feet behind her ears.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Opie eats more cereal than Seinfeld

[Seth]

mmmm Kix and Cheerios mixed in a bowl of unflavored soy milk. Heaven.

[DoughBoy]

When Opie takes a shit it makes a 'clink' sound when it hits the bottom of the bowl.

[DoughBoy]

Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds = teh pwn!

[Lt Boogaloo]

Fuck almonds. Nuts = teh awful.

[DoughBoy]

So, I ate an entire bag of de-shelled sunflower seeds last night. 5 grams total carbs per serving, 4 grams of fiber. 6 servings per bag. I think I'm in for a dump that looks like something you'd find in a bird feeder.

[Seth]

I like my foods to be male.... with Nuts! HONK! HONK!

[jpc165]

i switch it up with lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch. and i wonder why i had 10 cavities the last time i went to the dentist.

[joem1211]

Man I Miss Good Old AZ weather....

Ah well...
Didn't you have a final to get back to lol......

[Lt Boogaloo]

All I had for breakfast was a cup of tea. No dump required.

[DoughBoy]

Every morning for breakfast I have 2 slices of Taylor Ham (pork roll), 2 eggs over easy, and 2 sausage patties.

[truckdriver4iwx]

Opie Bran Cereal is a deliciously smooth, high fiber cereal milled from high protein oats, grown in the fantastic Northwest-some of the best oat growing country in America. Now You too can have solid three footers.
http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XYauCpmyu_EJ:www.bubblegoose.com/Poop

[JoeyDVDZ]

Black & white cruller, corn muffin, two cups of coffee.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Taylor Ham, egg, cheese on an english muffin....fantastic

[TheArtist]

Didn't you have a final to get back to lol......



Yea I went back and took it, flew back in last night...

[demonseed]

bowl of oatmeal,water, coffee, and an apple.

[Lt Boogaloo]

This interlude is awful.

[Radioguy]

Hey....nothing beats rock candy as that quick pick-me-upper.

[Seth]

Every morning for breakfast I have 2 slices of Taylor Ham (pork roll), 2 eggs over easy, and 2 sausage patties.You should seriously rethink this... unless you are actually trying to commit suicide?

[Lt Boogaloo]

Yes, clearly he should have twice that much.

[demonseed]

Should we call you "Big Doodies Doughboy" ?

[jpc165]

how about mcgriddles. oh they are tasty.

[Lt Boogaloo]

I've never sampled the mcgriddle, the idea of syrup in the middle scares me.

[SweetRelease]

Wasn't it that his number was similar to a internet disk from borders, and he got sick of the calls and started messin' with people?

[Bill Lehecka]

This call is annoyingly irritating. Not even that funny.

[Seth]

Oh, I forgot... I had a midget sighting yesterday at Target. She was so little and round and red in her uniform and santa's hat. Thought I'd share.

[jpc165]

stupid french fagot

[demonseed]

Oh, I forgot... I had a midget sighting yesterday at Target. She was so little and round and red in her uniform and santa's hat. Thought I'd share.
Did she have to stand on the yellow pages to ring up the stuff at the register?

[EdC]

Wasn't it that his number was similar to a internet disk from borders, and he got sick of the calls and started messin' with people?
I don't remember them ever saying that but it seems likely. I always liked this call having been involved in computers in some way for most of my career. You just know that the caller had no idea that the "support person" was trying to imitate Jimmy Stewart.

[Gyp]

I thought they said that the caller gets really mad at the Jimmy Stewart guy. What happened with that?

[DoughBoy]

You should seriously rethink this... unless you are actually trying to commit suicide?Nope. January 1, 2005 will be my one year mark for being on atkins. I've lost aprox 110+ pounds, my cholesterol has returned to normal, my bloodpreassure is 120/80, and I've gone from wearing 5x clothes to wearing XL and 2X clothes. I bike 15 miles a day and weight train 5 days a week.

[MikeyBiggs]

Should have given him the keys to Paris everyone else has them...

[Seth]

oh, okay DoughBoy, then I retract... congratulations!

demonseed- she was walking around, not at the register. I did wonder for a second why a little girl was all by herself with a bunch of items in her arms though.

[MikeyBiggs]

Seth was she shopping in the little girls section??

[SweetRelease]

The new frenchie doesn't sound french. Is he legit?

[Lt Boogaloo]

He sounds to be more naturalized...like he's been in the country long enough to have the accent softened.

[Seth]

That would've been funny if she was Mikey, but sadly, she wasn't.

[MikeyBiggs]

Too bad... My next question would have been what were you doing in the little girls section...

[EdC]

The new frenchie doesn't sound french. Is he legit?
I don't buy it. I think he is a complete fake.

A guy posted here for awhile pretending to be Henri but he signed up as Henry. I never though he was the real new Frencie but if he is he clearly isn't French.

[Seth]

I did buy Barbie and Ken doll clothing (to lure the kiddies with, naturally)

[DoughBoy]

Like I said in the other thread. I don't like either of them...

[Sutsu]

No he's not, he can't be, I know he's French but he CAN'T be seriously arguing with a soundboard of himself, can he?

[Seth]

I love that one. Silly French man

[EdC]

I had forgotten about Frenchie Dice Clay.

Anyway Frenchie figured out it was clips pretty quickly but he played along. After the 2nd or 3rd clip he said oh it's me.

[Seth]

glistening.... lissing

[henryt1966]

I don't buy it. I think he is a complete fake.

A guy posted here for awhile pretending to be Henri but he signed up as Henry. I never though he was the real new Frencie but if he is he clearly isn't French.


it is me, and i am french, but i have been in the country for 16 years...so maybe accent is not as bad as that jerk off, and my name is not spelled henri..it is spelled henry

[DoughBoy]

Should we call you "Big Doodies Doughboy" ?
yes. Every morning at around 10:05 (although I have one brewing now), I take a nice massive dump lubed by the various fats from my breakfast.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Hooray for horrific audio!

[Seth]

Foundry is still down?

[Lt Boogaloo]

I love how that guy keeps emphasizing oil and 2 fat cocks....

[Lt Boogaloo]

Could the college basketball promo be any more stereotypic?

[Rev]

and that music. sounds like the subway sex scene in Risky Business.
Cracks me up, every time.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Gyp]

My favorite is the guy that says "Man I could go for a power f-ck right now" like it's some totally normal thing that people say all the time.

[henryt1966]

Could the college basketball promo be any more stereotypic?

stereotypical...yes

[GregFromBloomfield]

It smells like fresh vagina in here.

[Rev]

Could the college basketball promo be any more stereotypic?Boilermakers...Boilermakers... swing looooo.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Lt Boogaloo]

We all know the best basketball is played in the Ivy League

[Seth]

what the hell is a boilermaker in that commercial?

[Col.Trautman]

are golfers who play basketball two sport athletes??

[Lt Boogaloo]

It's someone who makes boilers. Obviously.

[demonseed]

wasnt pat croce supposed to be on today?

[EdC]

Boilermakers...Boilermakers... swing looooo.

xoxoxo,
RevA boilermaker is an interesting drink but basketball ... nah.

what the hell is a boilermaker in that commercial?
It is the Purdue mascot. Why, I don't know.

[Rev]

It is the Purdue mascot. Why, I don't know.No stranger than the Steelers, or the Packers, I guess.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[Seth]

How is a drink a mascot?

Bwahaha! "Put a brick on the scale" -Opie bwahahaha

"How do you know?" after almost everything she says is hysterical

[DoughBoy]

Why not put Foundrymusic & Opieandanthony.com in the large dumpster of 'stuff that doesn't work'

[demonseed]

They should have played whats in my pants, with the blind chick.. There is no way she shaves, her lips would be all cut up from the razor.. unless her mom drives her to a salon to get waxed.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Why couldn't she shave? It's all touch down there....

[EdC]

How is a drink a mascot?

Bwahaha! "Put a brick on the scale" -Opie bwahahaha

"How do you know?" after almost everything she says is hysterical
Now that I think about it what better mascot could there really be for a college?

[demonseed]

OH i am sure she could shave, but it get a little messy.

[EdC]

Maybe the Danza nerds brought the web sites down since their discussion is still down :icon_lol:

[DoughBoy]

They should have played whats in my pants, with the blind chick.. There is no way she shaves, her lips would be all cut up from the razor.. unless her mom drives her to a salon to get waxed.
Nah, you can use a buzzer followed by one of those nice electric razors OR some sort of chemical product (Nair or Magic Powder) OR she could go for a Brazillian wax.

[demonseed]

very true.. good points Doughboy and Boogaloo

[Seth]

Yeah, but HOW is a drink a mascot? Is it a big glass costume?

Okay, I gotta do some damn Christmas shopping. Later boys.

[Rev]

Damn... the show went by pretty quick.
Good times.

xoxoxo,
Rev

[EdC]

Yeah, but HOW is a drink a mascot? Is it a big glass costume?

Okay, I gotta do some damn Christmas shopping. Later boys.
Damn you're serious. They should wish the mascot is a drink. Here is the real story: http://www.purdue.edu/periodicals//Boilermakers.leg.html, http://purduesports.collegesports.com/trads/pur-mascot.html

Here is what their shit dick mascot looks like
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pur/nonsport/mascot/mascot2.jpg

[Bill Lehecka]

Could the college basketball promo be any more stereotypic?

Yeah... Hill, Yeah Hill! BOODEVILS!

Same fucker doing all of those promos...

Boilermakers, Boilermakers, Boilermakers!!! I know people who went to Purdue, and they wouldn't chant like a fuckin' tool.

And when did Marv Albert and The Czar Mike Fratello start broadcasting college games?

[Rev]

Lordy Lord... White Devils... White Devils!!!:coold:

Mas'a commin'... back to da fields!

xoxoxo,
Rev

[DoughBoy]

Lordy Lord... White Devils... White Devils!!!:coold:

Mas'a commin'... back to da fields!

xoxoxo,
Rev
Funniest part of this post is that "My milkshake is better than yours" is playing right now and that guy is dancing to it...

[EdC]

Listening to the replay I wish they had used Frenchie's dried sausages comment to play Cartman's Swiss Colony Beef Log.

[CurseoftheBambino]

bhi guys late on the board ws doing something early on...but you're in my thoughts and prayers LOL