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12-21-2004, 05:27 PM
Show Open “King of Comedy”/Pat Vomiting/”Full metal jacket” Clips over the Rage Music
• Op talks about how horrible the weather is in NY. He says that they will be making a trip to Las Vegas in two weeks. They say that everyone involved with the show will enjoy the trip – with the exception of Eric Hawkman, who will have to run the show from DC.
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Op gives the temperature in Vegas currently. Eric had to find out he wasn’t going during the conference call yesterday after the show.
• Audio from the Tonight Show, of a woman laughing to the tune of a Christmas song. Op says they are playing that to make everyone hate them.
• Caller – He calls in to say that the boys are copying Howard by taking the show to Las Vegas. Ant says it’s the worse ripping off Howard argument he has ever heard. The guy offers nothing in terms of an argument however – e.g. he says that they are jealous of Howard’s 10 million “viewers”.
• Caller – He says that the guy was probably trying to be the “I was yelled at by Norton guy”.
• Op says that people are confused about what’s going on with them being on the station in Syracuse. Ant explains that they are trying to figure out how to play the show in Syracuse without compromising the essence of the show.
• They read an article from a dc based radio website, but before reading it they comment on how the site was buddy-buddy with the Don and Mike show – yech.
• Caller - Asks why they let guys like the Howard Stern caller on the air. They say because usually the fans make a fool of themselves.
• ***Live Shot Alert*** - They notice NBC doing a live shot, and decide to send an intern out to get a sign on the air. Op is unsure that the intern they are sending can do the job, but Steve thinks he can.
• Back to the article, Op reads what the site said, along with a couple of others.
• They notice the shot going on NBC, about the Aleve story. Op thinks they missed their shot. They start talking about how the news teases stories.
• Caller – Dianne, wanting to play “Guess what’s in my pants.” They ask her what she looks like, and find out that she is pregnant – Ant asks if she sells puppies on a website *ding-ding*. They put her on hold to go to…
• Caller – Dave from Syracuse, who lets them hear what’s playing on the station – they are playing some of yesterday’s show. He also sets up Norton to plug his upcoming show at the Downtown on the 23rd. Then they go back to…
• Dianne, the pregnant “Guess what’s in my pants” lady.
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They want her husband to bang her, but he says he has to leave for work. She does tell them that they had sex the night before though. She explains to them how they do it with her being 8 months pregnant. Op says they were not going to do it today, but since it’s a pregnant lady, they have to do it. Ant explains the game and then they start playing:
Op’s Guess - Natural Triangle
Ant’s Guess – Mohawk.
Jimmy’s Guess - Mohawk
And the winner – Opie.
Instant feedback from Rev, saying they should have had her put the phone to her belly so Opie could tell the kid there is no Christmas.
• South Park Christmas song/Potato Diva into break
Break
• Back from break, they start screaming “Go, go, go!” – A signal to the intern to get on live TV. Mike the intern, however, doesn’t get the cue, and he totally misses the opportunity. Martini Steve comes in to say that he sent him because he was eager, and Eric says he didn’t go because he was screening calls.
• They talk about Ben being upset about the Pats loss last night.
• Caller – He heard a lil’ Connor reference on Alan Combs show
• Op can’t believe that the intern missed this opportunity. He comes in studio, and he says he was at the wrong vantage point to see that they were going live. He says he heard the “go, go, go” but didn’t know it was for him.
• Martini Steve comes in, and is interrupted by his theme music. He says now he has no confidence in the intern now. Then he is once again interrupted, this time by Op playing a Dru Boogie Martini Steve song. Op says everyone has to suffer for the mistake, and he replays the awful clip of the woman from the Tonight Show.
• Caller – brings up “The Swan Pageant” from last night, asking Ant if he saw it. Ant starts talking about it, including his favorite contestant “Deafie”.
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He says she looked weird looking, and she had a “Mars Attack” hairdo. They play audio of the girl from the show. Ant remembers having a deaf family next door to him when he was growing up, and they would argue and just start yelling at each other.
• Caller – from Syracuse. He says he said Hello to Ant in Everquest II. Ant says characters in the game with funny names are coming up to him in the game, like “Connor Petersen” and “Donkey Sausage”.
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He lets them hear what they are playing on the station is Syracuse. Ant says he got kicked out of a group in Everquest II, for complaining about the leader of the group. He says he had to “just walk away”, and they play the Hulk Music.
• Caller – Anthony (Ant answers when Op says what’s up – that old gag). He says that the before and after shots looked horrible. He says deafie looks like Spy vs. Spy now.
• Green Day Oasis mashup/ Definition of “Fuck” / FU line into break
Break
• Back from break, Op reads another article about being broadcast in Syracuse.
• Ant says his Christmas shopping is done, and that he got a lot of his family/friends gift cards this year, because he hates crowded malls.
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Op says holidays are for the young, and the older he gets, the more he doesn’t get holidays. He says that gift giving always sucks, because people always get you stuff that you don’t want. Ant says that people always end up returning gifts; Op says that’s why the lines are always so long at stores the day after Christmas. Ant hates crowds; he says that he is always having a problem with people in his way.
• ***Bad Guest Alert*** - Op brings up the “Liberator” – a molded cushion that is supposed to add spice to sex, by allowing the woman to position herself in different sexual positions.
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They get a representative, Connie, on the phone, but they have to dump out of it at first because they didn’t tell her that she would be on the air – a big no-no for radio interviews. Once she is aware, they start asking her questions about the Liberator.
- They ask her if she uses it, and what positions she has used it for.
- They ask her what her favorite position is in bed, she says she prefers not to answer that.
- Jimmy asks, if the liberator helps keep an unconscious woman from moving around.
- They ask her about balloon knot action, and she says she is not answering that one either, but she says they should use their imagination.
- They ask her if it’s good for “sucking cock”
- Jimmy asks if shit dicks can use it, and if it’s good for ass munching.
Connie is good egg though, and she answers every question. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address for Connie to send information to them, and he makes sure to tell listeners not to email Ben with any nonsense. Jimmy gets Connie as she leaves.
• Caller – Connor Joke *crash*
• Caller – Woman from Iowa calls in to talk about the neck massager that doubles as a vibrator. She says it’s pretty useless though, and it’s better to use a sex toy from a XXX store. She is a trucker, and she says she broke her last sex toy.
• Caller – Dee from Alabama. She has the Liberator, and says it was part of a box of sex stuff that her husband sent her while he was in Iraq. She says she loves using it.
• Opie starts reading some of the email that Ben has gotten since Jimmy gave his address out.
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A lot of them are commenting on the size of Ben’s hog. They notice a reporter there to interview them after the show, and how hot she looks
• South Park song into break
Break
• Back from break, Ant says he is passing on the smoothie this morning, because the goodness of the smoothie is ruined by the awfulness of the dump later in the day.
• They talk about Op’s cereal, which Ant says looks and tastes like medicine.
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This segues into Ant remembering growing up and enjoying all the sugary cereals.
• Op brings up another article about being played in Syracuse. Jimmy brings up Atlanta radio DJs that tried a gag of playing a sexually explicit interview backwards, but some of it ended up on the air – they were fired a week later. Op reads the article he was talking about. They reiterate the fact that they enjoy getting under Howard’s skin with this move. They also talk about the fact that people at Infinity hate Howard, with the way that he is leaving for Sirius.
• Op replays the cackling Tonight show woman, and Pat vomiting from Friday’s show
• Caller – He says the boys bitch as much as Howard.
• Audio into break - “Jimmy Stewart” tech support prank call.
Break
• Frenchie (old) comes in to talk about his party on Saturday that no one but Ben came to.
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They rag him for the small amount of people that showed up (8). Even Frenchie’s brother didn’t come to the party. They tell him he should have had his party at a bar, instead of his apartment. Billy Mack calls in to say that the party was just awful. Henri the new Frenchie calls in to curse out the old Frenchie. Ant starts imitating a sad Frenchie. Callers all in to rag on Frenchie, and one of them ‘gets’ him.
• Audio Clip – Frenchie vs. Frenchie clips
• Brother Joe song “Jerking off with my left hand”
• Sexual Harassment audio into break
Break
• They talk about the studio not being Christmassy at all.
• Caller – Christa from long Island, who is blind and was the inspiration for Norton’s singing “Forget me not, you sightless twat, your dog just shit on my rug”. Jimmy describes himself to her, since she wants to know. She lets them hear her screen reader say:
- “Hey Ben, is that a family of Haitians in your pants”
- “Hey Ben…Nice big cock
- “Hey Gravy legs, the Patriots suck.”
- “Hey Ben, your big doodies are blocking the highway”
She has to slow it down for them to understand; because she listens to it very fast since her hearing is really acute. Then she wants to know if Jimmy has been with any more ladies of the night. Jimmy says yes he has been with a couple, but he has slowed down to less that normal. They also ask her how blind she is. Op is amazed at how fast she types.
• Caller – Can’t get the “Oh Connor” song from yesterday out of his head.
• Martini Steve comes in studio, and he is not wearing any flame clothing today. He is of course interrupted by his theme song.
• Op blows off WDIL, and plays Ant’s Martini Steve song instead
Program Complete
Photos by Cage and Crazy Scott
• Op talks about how horrible the weather is in NY. He says that they will be making a trip to Las Vegas in two weeks. They say that everyone involved with the show will enjoy the trip – with the exception of Eric Hawkman, who will have to run the show from DC.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35482.jpg
Op gives the temperature in Vegas currently. Eric had to find out he wasn’t going during the conference call yesterday after the show.
• Audio from the Tonight Show, of a woman laughing to the tune of a Christmas song. Op says they are playing that to make everyone hate them.
• Caller – He calls in to say that the boys are copying Howard by taking the show to Las Vegas. Ant says it’s the worse ripping off Howard argument he has ever heard. The guy offers nothing in terms of an argument however – e.g. he says that they are jealous of Howard’s 10 million “viewers”.
• Caller – He says that the guy was probably trying to be the “I was yelled at by Norton guy”.
• Op says that people are confused about what’s going on with them being on the station in Syracuse. Ant explains that they are trying to figure out how to play the show in Syracuse without compromising the essence of the show.
• They read an article from a dc based radio website, but before reading it they comment on how the site was buddy-buddy with the Don and Mike show – yech.
• Caller - Asks why they let guys like the Howard Stern caller on the air. They say because usually the fans make a fool of themselves.
• ***Live Shot Alert*** - They notice NBC doing a live shot, and decide to send an intern out to get a sign on the air. Op is unsure that the intern they are sending can do the job, but Steve thinks he can.
• Back to the article, Op reads what the site said, along with a couple of others.
• They notice the shot going on NBC, about the Aleve story. Op thinks they missed their shot. They start talking about how the news teases stories.
• Caller – Dianne, wanting to play “Guess what’s in my pants.” They ask her what she looks like, and find out that she is pregnant – Ant asks if she sells puppies on a website *ding-ding*. They put her on hold to go to…
• Caller – Dave from Syracuse, who lets them hear what’s playing on the station – they are playing some of yesterday’s show. He also sets up Norton to plug his upcoming show at the Downtown on the 23rd. Then they go back to…
• Dianne, the pregnant “Guess what’s in my pants” lady.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35486.jpg
They want her husband to bang her, but he says he has to leave for work. She does tell them that they had sex the night before though. She explains to them how they do it with her being 8 months pregnant. Op says they were not going to do it today, but since it’s a pregnant lady, they have to do it. Ant explains the game and then they start playing:
Op’s Guess - Natural Triangle
Ant’s Guess – Mohawk.
Jimmy’s Guess - Mohawk
And the winner – Opie.
Instant feedback from Rev, saying they should have had her put the phone to her belly so Opie could tell the kid there is no Christmas.
• South Park Christmas song/Potato Diva into break
Break
• Back from break, they start screaming “Go, go, go!” – A signal to the intern to get on live TV. Mike the intern, however, doesn’t get the cue, and he totally misses the opportunity. Martini Steve comes in to say that he sent him because he was eager, and Eric says he didn’t go because he was screening calls.
• They talk about Ben being upset about the Pats loss last night.
• Caller – He heard a lil’ Connor reference on Alan Combs show
• Op can’t believe that the intern missed this opportunity. He comes in studio, and he says he was at the wrong vantage point to see that they were going live. He says he heard the “go, go, go” but didn’t know it was for him.
• Martini Steve comes in, and is interrupted by his theme music. He says now he has no confidence in the intern now. Then he is once again interrupted, this time by Op playing a Dru Boogie Martini Steve song. Op says everyone has to suffer for the mistake, and he replays the awful clip of the woman from the Tonight Show.
• Caller – brings up “The Swan Pageant” from last night, asking Ant if he saw it. Ant starts talking about it, including his favorite contestant “Deafie”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/32042.jpg
He says she looked weird looking, and she had a “Mars Attack” hairdo. They play audio of the girl from the show. Ant remembers having a deaf family next door to him when he was growing up, and they would argue and just start yelling at each other.
• Caller – from Syracuse. He says he said Hello to Ant in Everquest II. Ant says characters in the game with funny names are coming up to him in the game, like “Connor Petersen” and “Donkey Sausage”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/34310.jpg
He lets them hear what they are playing on the station is Syracuse. Ant says he got kicked out of a group in Everquest II, for complaining about the leader of the group. He says he had to “just walk away”, and they play the Hulk Music.
• Caller – Anthony (Ant answers when Op says what’s up – that old gag). He says that the before and after shots looked horrible. He says deafie looks like Spy vs. Spy now.
• Green Day Oasis mashup/ Definition of “Fuck” / FU line into break
Break
• Back from break, Op reads another article about being broadcast in Syracuse.
• Ant says his Christmas shopping is done, and that he got a lot of his family/friends gift cards this year, because he hates crowded malls.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35487.jpg[img]
Op says holidays are for the young, and the older he gets, the more he doesn’t get holidays. He says that gift giving always sucks, because people always get you stuff that you don’t want. Ant says that people always end up returning gifts; Op says that’s why the lines are always so long at stores the day after Christmas. Ant hates crowds; he says that he is always having a problem with people in his way.
• ***Bad Guest Alert*** - Op brings up the “Liberator” – a molded cushion that is supposed to add spice to sex, by allowing the woman to position herself in different sexual positions.
[img]http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35490.jpg
They get a representative, Connie, on the phone, but they have to dump out of it at first because they didn’t tell her that she would be on the air – a big no-no for radio interviews. Once she is aware, they start asking her questions about the Liberator.
- They ask her if she uses it, and what positions she has used it for.
- They ask her what her favorite position is in bed, she says she prefers not to answer that.
- Jimmy asks, if the liberator helps keep an unconscious woman from moving around.
- They ask her about balloon knot action, and she says she is not answering that one either, but she says they should use their imagination.
- They ask her if it’s good for “sucking cock”
- Jimmy asks if shit dicks can use it, and if it’s good for ass munching.
Connie is good egg though, and she answers every question. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address for Connie to send information to them, and he makes sure to tell listeners not to email Ben with any nonsense. Jimmy gets Connie as she leaves.
• Caller – Connor Joke *crash*
• Caller – Woman from Iowa calls in to talk about the neck massager that doubles as a vibrator. She says it’s pretty useless though, and it’s better to use a sex toy from a XXX store. She is a trucker, and she says she broke her last sex toy.
• Caller – Dee from Alabama. She has the Liberator, and says it was part of a box of sex stuff that her husband sent her while he was in Iraq. She says she loves using it.
• Opie starts reading some of the email that Ben has gotten since Jimmy gave his address out.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35495.jpg
A lot of them are commenting on the size of Ben’s hog. They notice a reporter there to interview them after the show, and how hot she looks
• South Park song into break
Break
• Back from break, Ant says he is passing on the smoothie this morning, because the goodness of the smoothie is ruined by the awfulness of the dump later in the day.
• They talk about Op’s cereal, which Ant says looks and tastes like medicine.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/35497.jpg
This segues into Ant remembering growing up and enjoying all the sugary cereals.
• Op brings up another article about being played in Syracuse. Jimmy brings up Atlanta radio DJs that tried a gag of playing a sexually explicit interview backwards, but some of it ended up on the air – they were fired a week later. Op reads the article he was talking about. They reiterate the fact that they enjoy getting under Howard’s skin with this move. They also talk about the fact that people at Infinity hate Howard, with the way that he is leaving for Sirius.
• Op replays the cackling Tonight show woman, and Pat vomiting from Friday’s show
• Caller – He says the boys bitch as much as Howard.
• Audio into break - “Jimmy Stewart” tech support prank call.
Break
• Frenchie (old) comes in to talk about his party on Saturday that no one but Ben came to.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/frenchie_back.jpg
They rag him for the small amount of people that showed up (8). Even Frenchie’s brother didn’t come to the party. They tell him he should have had his party at a bar, instead of his apartment. Billy Mack calls in to say that the party was just awful. Henri the new Frenchie calls in to curse out the old Frenchie. Ant starts imitating a sad Frenchie. Callers all in to rag on Frenchie, and one of them ‘gets’ him.
• Audio Clip – Frenchie vs. Frenchie clips
• Brother Joe song “Jerking off with my left hand”
• Sexual Harassment audio into break
Break
• They talk about the studio not being Christmassy at all.
• Caller – Christa from long Island, who is blind and was the inspiration for Norton’s singing “Forget me not, you sightless twat, your dog just shit on my rug”. Jimmy describes himself to her, since she wants to know. She lets them hear her screen reader say:
- “Hey Ben, is that a family of Haitians in your pants”
- “Hey Ben…Nice big cock
- “Hey Gravy legs, the Patriots suck.”
- “Hey Ben, your big doodies are blocking the highway”
She has to slow it down for them to understand; because she listens to it very fast since her hearing is really acute. Then she wants to know if Jimmy has been with any more ladies of the night. Jimmy says yes he has been with a couple, but he has slowed down to less that normal. They also ask her how blind she is. Op is amazed at how fast she types.
• Caller – Can’t get the “Oh Connor” song from yesterday out of his head.
• Martini Steve comes in studio, and he is not wearing any flame clothing today. He is of course interrupted by his theme song.
• Op blows off WDIL, and plays Ant’s Martini Steve song instead
Program Complete
Photos by Cage and Crazy Scott