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12-28-2004, 04:37 PM
Show Open
Jimmy – Interior designer, Tsunami News and Lets Get Retarded
• “How’s Your News” Highlights over the Rage Music
• Audio Problems with Ant’s headphones.
• Op says he wants to congratulate XM because they are over 3.1 million subs. He says that Sirius is claiming they have reached 1 million subs, but the lead that XM has is still growing.
• Jimmy says he is sleepy from not get enough sleep the night before, and they ask if it’s his cold or the hot piece of ass that came to visit him yesterday. He says she is staying with him, and he is trying not to let her hear him take a dump. Op says that Jimmy has a really nice place, and he has candles and rocks in his hallway
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Op talks about Jimmy’s OCD while trying to hang a picture of Richard Pryor
• This segues into Op talking about seeing Pryor on TV last night, and how bad he looks. Ant says that just shows that people place their hope in a higher being that is not paying attention, just like the Tsunami.
• They start talking about Tsunami, and the way the news is reporting it. Op says that the news guys are twisted, and they will take horrible footage and incorporate music. Ant talks about how desensitized people are to dead bodies on TV. He says as recently as 10 years ago, they wouldn’t show dead bodies on TV, but last night the coverage of the Tsunami showed a lot of dead bodies. Op wonders where the outrage is about seeing that on TV, when there was all that outrage for a boob being on TV for a second during the Super Bowl.
• Ben yawns, and distracts everybody
• Back to the Tsunami, they comment on the news taking the local angle on the story.
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Then they mention a supermodel and her boyfriend that was swept away by the Tsunami. Op talks about a story that a Tsunami could hit NY, due to part of a volcano falling into the ocean.
• Caller – Wants to know why he is paying to hear shows that can be broadcast free. Op says it’s a D+ call.
• Caller – Got his XM for Christmas, glad to hear O & A.
• Caller – He says he was hearing the show for free, and then he ponied up and got the satellite radio.
• Let’s Get Retarded – Lady Di calls in, and then she puts a guy that is at her apartment on the phone. The guy says they have been drinking, and that Lady Di drinks every day.
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He tells a story about Lady Di calling the cops on him. The guy also says he doesn’t believe that Lady Di fell on the treadmill. He says that Lady Di stood in his doorway in bra and panties trying to hit on him.
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He says there is no way he would bang her. He then says that he saw her running around naked. Then he puts Di on the phone.
• Ant asks Di to tell them what happened on Christmas (the story that the guy just told them about the cops). She says that they are friends, Op says they are not he is just exploiting her for good radio. She explains what happened that led her to calling the cops – he hid a box of wine from her. They start playing the COPS theme. Ant says that she is a stupid bitch for wasting the cops’ time. She continues to insist that she doesn’t have a drinking problem, even though she is calling cops because she can’t find her wine.
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• Jim, the guy who tried to help her enroll in AA calls in, and Di says she doesn’t want to hear from him because he yelled at her. He says he doesn’t have any interest in helping her anymore.
• She starts crying a little, saying she doesn’t like being yelled at - (insert Opie laugh here). Op asks her if she got yelled at a lot when she was younger, and if the reason she doesn’t like people yelling at her has to do with her dad yelling at her. She tells them her birthday was April 1st – Poetic, don’t you think? They ask her if her dad ever touched her inappropriately, she says no. Jimmy asks her why she walks around in her panties, she says her robe was “getting ready” to be washed. Ant says they should try and make hr cry again. They start asking her about Jim again, and she ends up thinking that Jimmy is Jim on the phone. Ant asks if the guys he brought home were “colored” gentleman *ding-ding*
• Jim calls back, to say he never yelled at her. They catch her in a lie, when she lies about owning the place she lives at. They decide this call is going nowhere, and tell her to say “Your Mom’s Box”, in case she dies soon. They start playing the Hulk music, and tell her to just walk away.
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Ant says she makes Jim Laird sound like George Washington (an inside reference that makes the guys in studio laugh). She keeps talking, and doesn’t hang up – Op shouts at her “hang up the fucking phone!” She still doesn’t hang up, and then starts giggling. Op says ok then, they will just keep her on the phone.
• *** Teaser Alert*** Op says Jay Mohr might be calling in to the show today.
• Ant says that Lady Di is even more of a mess than the WNEW days, and back then you couldn’t imagine her being any worse.
• *** Teaser Alert *** Rich Vos will be on the show tomorrow.
• Technical Virgin/ FU Line into Break
Break
Old People Clothing Choices, Jimmy’s Hooker Tips
• Back from break, Lady Di is still on the phone. Her roommate comes on the line and tells them he is listening to Pink Floyd. He says that she keeps him up all night with her yapping. He says he is ready to crash out.
• Op plays an Ozzy techno mash up. Ant says this could be some of the gayest music ever, that it is music only good for biting a pillow to. He also plays two other mashups.
• Caller – says he wants to know if Opie was listening to the Ozzy mashup during the “Java-log” hang out.
• They talk about the Liza Minnelli story.
• Ant talks about Eddie Layton, the organist for the NY Yankees that died. Op says looking at his picture, makes them think of when you get to the point where you know you are close to death. In the picture, he is wearing a captain’s hat. They say there is that point where you just give up. Op says it reverts back to “About Schmidt” – they will have a young go-getter taking over his position as Yankee Organist. Jimmy says he hates organ music at games.
• Caller – calls in about Tsunami, but Ant is distracted by the way the call screener spelt Tsunami. The guy tries a joke *crash*. He talks quickly to try to cover up his wreck.
• Caller (a girllll!) – From New Hampshire – they ask her about the women in New Hampshire. She asks if they noticed that Christopher Reeve was wearing a Captains Hat. Jimmy says you should never wear a captain’s hat if someone has to scrape out your bowels
• Caller – A hooker story.
• The caller’s story reminds Jimmy about almost getting robbed by a black guy when he went to a hooker. He says the guy tried to scam him into thinking he was the girl’s pimp. Brother Joe interjects with a movie reference, and Op says he curses the fact that his mike is working. Jimmy says that he didn’t buy the scam because of his hooker savvy. He says that a lot of times the hookers will not see black guys because they try to get the sex for free.
• Caller – Thanks Jimmy for his hooker tutorials. Jimmy brings up a hooker that blindfolds guys before taking her to his house. The caller tells them about his experience. Ant tries a joke *crickets*/*crash*.
• Caller – asks Jimmy if he ever heard of halfpricehookers.com. They say that Jimmy should write a book for newbies.
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They ask Jimmy if anyone has ever gotten him, and he tells a story about a pregnant chick that got him for $40. He also tells them a story about his friend that banged a hooker and died of AIDS, and it was a close call because he was supposed to get a hummer from her.
• AIDS song from Team America into break
Break
More Jimmy Hooker Tips, Master Po and the Ladies
• Op reminds everyone that they are the only ones live this week. They finally announce the fact that Adam Ferrara in the studio, since everyone was picking up on his voice in the background from the start of the show.
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• Op says he ran into the girls that will be coming in studio. He tells Ben to make check with the girls before they come in studio, and see what they are willing to do.
• Caller – had a bad experience with a girl he met on a chat line. Jimmy’s tip – you should never say anything that tips off the fact that it is money for sex transaction.
• Jimmy says he has never been arrested, mostly because he is so careful. He says once he was talking to a hooker and there were two detectives looking at him. Adam says he wishes that he had no conscience to do that. Jimmy says he was 17 when he had his first experience.
• Caller says he had a bad experience with a hooker he met on the internet – “The internet is for porn, porn, porn”.
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The guy says she had her kids toys scattered all over the place, and she talked to him about Brett Favre while giving him head.
• Caller – says all the escort services in New Mexico are horrible. He called a girl and she wanted to charge him $125, and all it was for was him jacking while watching her. He tells another story about a bad experience with two hookers Ant says this guy is the opposite of Jimmy in terms of hooker experiences. Jimmy tells a story of hooker stinking up his bathroom.
• *** Ozone Midget Sighting *** - Midget at a supermarket
• Back to the Show, They wonder where the women are. Ant says they are probably caught up with all the paperwork, and dealing with Master Po hitting on them. Op says they have been hearing that Master Po hits on the ladies that come in. Ant talks about an article Master Po has hanging up, about him training assassins. Master Po comes in studio * you’re the best!* - he says that 6 of the girls can’t come in studio because they have no ID.
• Ant goes of on Foundry Chat again, saying that people will complain because they won’t let in young girls in.
• The girls stand outside the window, and Jimmy likes one instantly because she has what he likes. Op says he can guess who has her period, and he picks the right one.
• Tourette’s Whorehouse into break.
Break
DJ Bernie, Girls in Studio
• Bernie Goetz’s email to Ben. Ant says Bernie’s email address is too cute; it should be something like “38nblaster@aol.com”. Ben comes in and says that Bernie doesn’t like Opie. Bernie wants to come in and play music – jimmy says he probably wants anything form Marvin Gaye Sr.
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• The guys with the girls come in. Op says the guys look like animals, because they are huge. They start asking the girls there name and where they are from. The guys talk about their product, gammao.com, while Arnold clips play in the background.
• The girls get naked. Op says the older “house mother” looks like her balloon knot has been used a few times. Jimmy spanks the ladies. One of the ladies shows that she can put her legs behind her head. For the grand finale the girls get on the lesbian couch.
• Sunday Bloody Sunday/FU Line into break
Break
Regis, “You’ve got the touch”, Show wrap
• Back break they play some of the Old Iron Sheik IDs
• Ant says that the girls that were in studio before were awful. He says the black girl looked good, but the old broad was horrible, and the third girl looked like she was on something
• Op notices Celine Dion on TV, and they talk about her book which has pictures of her naked with babies. Joe in studio tries a joke, *crash*. Jimmy talks about a caller on the FU line that says he is the Michelin Man.
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• They check on Lady Di, who is passed out drunk now.
• Brother Joe Song – James Taylor singing DMX.
• Op notice Jay-Z on the Regis show. Ant starts doing his Regis impression, and then they play one of the songs from Regis’ CD.
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Bonus Photoshop!!!!!
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• Op plays clips from Boogie Nights, with Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg) singing, and then a Wesley Willis song – “Rock and Roll McDonalds”.
• They talk about a post show meeting. Jimmy wants to know why they aren’t mentioned on the XM automated message, and Bob Edwards is.
• WDIL and a Happy Birthday wish from Ant to his chick
Program Complete
PICS by Cage, freak8 and stevethrower
Jimmy – Interior designer, Tsunami News and Lets Get Retarded
• “How’s Your News” Highlights over the Rage Music
• Audio Problems with Ant’s headphones.
• Op says he wants to congratulate XM because they are over 3.1 million subs. He says that Sirius is claiming they have reached 1 million subs, but the lead that XM has is still growing.
• Jimmy says he is sleepy from not get enough sleep the night before, and they ask if it’s his cold or the hot piece of ass that came to visit him yesterday. He says she is staying with him, and he is trying not to let her hear him take a dump. Op says that Jimmy has a really nice place, and he has candles and rocks in his hallway
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/36992.jpg
Op talks about Jimmy’s OCD while trying to hang a picture of Richard Pryor
• This segues into Op talking about seeing Pryor on TV last night, and how bad he looks. Ant says that just shows that people place their hope in a higher being that is not paying attention, just like the Tsunami.
• They start talking about Tsunami, and the way the news is reporting it. Op says that the news guys are twisted, and they will take horrible footage and incorporate music. Ant talks about how desensitized people are to dead bodies on TV. He says as recently as 10 years ago, they wouldn’t show dead bodies on TV, but last night the coverage of the Tsunami showed a lot of dead bodies. Op wonders where the outrage is about seeing that on TV, when there was all that outrage for a boob being on TV for a second during the Super Bowl.
• Ben yawns, and distracts everybody
• Back to the Tsunami, they comment on the news taking the local angle on the story.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37003.jpg
Then they mention a supermodel and her boyfriend that was swept away by the Tsunami. Op talks about a story that a Tsunami could hit NY, due to part of a volcano falling into the ocean.
• Caller – Wants to know why he is paying to hear shows that can be broadcast free. Op says it’s a D+ call.
• Caller – Got his XM for Christmas, glad to hear O & A.
• Caller – He says he was hearing the show for free, and then he ponied up and got the satellite radio.
• Let’s Get Retarded – Lady Di calls in, and then she puts a guy that is at her apartment on the phone. The guy says they have been drinking, and that Lady Di drinks every day.
http://img160.exs.cx/img160/8554/2204171020a5ai.jpg
He tells a story about Lady Di calling the cops on him. The guy also says he doesn’t believe that Lady Di fell on the treadmill. He says that Lady Di stood in his doorway in bra and panties trying to hit on him.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37133.jpg
He says there is no way he would bang her. He then says that he saw her running around naked. Then he puts Di on the phone.
• Ant asks Di to tell them what happened on Christmas (the story that the guy just told them about the cops). She says that they are friends, Op says they are not he is just exploiting her for good radio. She explains what happened that led her to calling the cops – he hid a box of wine from her. They start playing the COPS theme. Ant says that she is a stupid bitch for wasting the cops’ time. She continues to insist that she doesn’t have a drinking problem, even though she is calling cops because she can’t find her wine.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37004.jpg
• Jim, the guy who tried to help her enroll in AA calls in, and Di says she doesn’t want to hear from him because he yelled at her. He says he doesn’t have any interest in helping her anymore.
• She starts crying a little, saying she doesn’t like being yelled at - (insert Opie laugh here). Op asks her if she got yelled at a lot when she was younger, and if the reason she doesn’t like people yelling at her has to do with her dad yelling at her. She tells them her birthday was April 1st – Poetic, don’t you think? They ask her if her dad ever touched her inappropriately, she says no. Jimmy asks her why she walks around in her panties, she says her robe was “getting ready” to be washed. Ant says they should try and make hr cry again. They start asking her about Jim again, and she ends up thinking that Jimmy is Jim on the phone. Ant asks if the guys he brought home were “colored” gentleman *ding-ding*
• Jim calls back, to say he never yelled at her. They catch her in a lie, when she lies about owning the place she lives at. They decide this call is going nowhere, and tell her to say “Your Mom’s Box”, in case she dies soon. They start playing the Hulk music, and tell her to just walk away.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37006.jpg
Ant says she makes Jim Laird sound like George Washington (an inside reference that makes the guys in studio laugh). She keeps talking, and doesn’t hang up – Op shouts at her “hang up the fucking phone!” She still doesn’t hang up, and then starts giggling. Op says ok then, they will just keep her on the phone.
• *** Teaser Alert*** Op says Jay Mohr might be calling in to the show today.
• Ant says that Lady Di is even more of a mess than the WNEW days, and back then you couldn’t imagine her being any worse.
• *** Teaser Alert *** Rich Vos will be on the show tomorrow.
• Technical Virgin/ FU Line into Break
Break
Old People Clothing Choices, Jimmy’s Hooker Tips
• Back from break, Lady Di is still on the phone. Her roommate comes on the line and tells them he is listening to Pink Floyd. He says that she keeps him up all night with her yapping. He says he is ready to crash out.
• Op plays an Ozzy techno mash up. Ant says this could be some of the gayest music ever, that it is music only good for biting a pillow to. He also plays two other mashups.
• Caller – says he wants to know if Opie was listening to the Ozzy mashup during the “Java-log” hang out.
• They talk about the Liza Minnelli story.
• Ant talks about Eddie Layton, the organist for the NY Yankees that died. Op says looking at his picture, makes them think of when you get to the point where you know you are close to death. In the picture, he is wearing a captain’s hat. They say there is that point where you just give up. Op says it reverts back to “About Schmidt” – they will have a young go-getter taking over his position as Yankee Organist. Jimmy says he hates organ music at games.
• Caller – calls in about Tsunami, but Ant is distracted by the way the call screener spelt Tsunami. The guy tries a joke *crash*. He talks quickly to try to cover up his wreck.
• Caller (a girllll!) – From New Hampshire – they ask her about the women in New Hampshire. She asks if they noticed that Christopher Reeve was wearing a Captains Hat. Jimmy says you should never wear a captain’s hat if someone has to scrape out your bowels
• Caller – A hooker story.
• The caller’s story reminds Jimmy about almost getting robbed by a black guy when he went to a hooker. He says the guy tried to scam him into thinking he was the girl’s pimp. Brother Joe interjects with a movie reference, and Op says he curses the fact that his mike is working. Jimmy says that he didn’t buy the scam because of his hooker savvy. He says that a lot of times the hookers will not see black guys because they try to get the sex for free.
• Caller – Thanks Jimmy for his hooker tutorials. Jimmy brings up a hooker that blindfolds guys before taking her to his house. The caller tells them about his experience. Ant tries a joke *crickets*/*crash*.
• Caller – asks Jimmy if he ever heard of halfpricehookers.com. They say that Jimmy should write a book for newbies.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37016.jpg
They ask Jimmy if anyone has ever gotten him, and he tells a story about a pregnant chick that got him for $40. He also tells them a story about his friend that banged a hooker and died of AIDS, and it was a close call because he was supposed to get a hummer from her.
• AIDS song from Team America into break
Break
More Jimmy Hooker Tips, Master Po and the Ladies
• Op reminds everyone that they are the only ones live this week. They finally announce the fact that Adam Ferrara in the studio, since everyone was picking up on his voice in the background from the start of the show.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37018.jpg
• Op says he ran into the girls that will be coming in studio. He tells Ben to make check with the girls before they come in studio, and see what they are willing to do.
• Caller – had a bad experience with a girl he met on a chat line. Jimmy’s tip – you should never say anything that tips off the fact that it is money for sex transaction.
• Jimmy says he has never been arrested, mostly because he is so careful. He says once he was talking to a hooker and there were two detectives looking at him. Adam says he wishes that he had no conscience to do that. Jimmy says he was 17 when he had his first experience.
• Caller says he had a bad experience with a hooker he met on the internet – “The internet is for porn, porn, porn”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/internet_for.jpg
The guy says she had her kids toys scattered all over the place, and she talked to him about Brett Favre while giving him head.
• Caller – says all the escort services in New Mexico are horrible. He called a girl and she wanted to charge him $125, and all it was for was him jacking while watching her. He tells another story about a bad experience with two hookers Ant says this guy is the opposite of Jimmy in terms of hooker experiences. Jimmy tells a story of hooker stinking up his bathroom.
• *** Ozone Midget Sighting *** - Midget at a supermarket
• Back to the Show, They wonder where the women are. Ant says they are probably caught up with all the paperwork, and dealing with Master Po hitting on them. Op says they have been hearing that Master Po hits on the ladies that come in. Ant talks about an article Master Po has hanging up, about him training assassins. Master Po comes in studio * you’re the best!* - he says that 6 of the girls can’t come in studio because they have no ID.
• Ant goes of on Foundry Chat again, saying that people will complain because they won’t let in young girls in.
• The girls stand outside the window, and Jimmy likes one instantly because she has what he likes. Op says he can guess who has her period, and he picks the right one.
• Tourette’s Whorehouse into break.
Break
DJ Bernie, Girls in Studio
• Bernie Goetz’s email to Ben. Ant says Bernie’s email address is too cute; it should be something like “38nblaster@aol.com”. Ben comes in and says that Bernie doesn’t like Opie. Bernie wants to come in and play music – jimmy says he probably wants anything form Marvin Gaye Sr.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37019.jpg
• The guys with the girls come in. Op says the guys look like animals, because they are huge. They start asking the girls there name and where they are from. The guys talk about their product, gammao.com, while Arnold clips play in the background.
• The girls get naked. Op says the older “house mother” looks like her balloon knot has been used a few times. Jimmy spanks the ladies. One of the ladies shows that she can put her legs behind her head. For the grand finale the girls get on the lesbian couch.
• Sunday Bloody Sunday/FU Line into break
Break
Regis, “You’ve got the touch”, Show wrap
• Back break they play some of the Old Iron Sheik IDs
• Ant says that the girls that were in studio before were awful. He says the black girl looked good, but the old broad was horrible, and the third girl looked like she was on something
• Op notices Celine Dion on TV, and they talk about her book which has pictures of her naked with babies. Joe in studio tries a joke, *crash*. Jimmy talks about a caller on the FU line that says he is the Michelin Man.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37039.jpg
• They check on Lady Di, who is passed out drunk now.
• Brother Joe Song – James Taylor singing DMX.
• Op notice Jay-Z on the Regis show. Ant starts doing his Regis impression, and then they play one of the songs from Regis’ CD.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37054.jpg
Bonus Photoshop!!!!!
http://img57.exs.cx/img57/1126/vertphilbinap1ke.jpg
• Op plays clips from Boogie Nights, with Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg) singing, and then a Wesley Willis song – “Rock and Roll McDonalds”.
• They talk about a post show meeting. Jimmy wants to know why they aren’t mentioned on the XM automated message, and Bob Edwards is.
• WDIL and a Happy Birthday wish from Ant to his chick
Program Complete
PICS by Cage, freak8 and stevethrower