rocfastrini
12-29-2004, 05:16 PM
Show Opening
• Ant’s Daily Headphone issues. Op and Jimmy takes their headphones off to join Ant until he gets his headphones fixed.
• They talk about new video of the Tsunami that is being shown on TV, and continue talking about the hypocrisy of the FCC when it comes to showing death on TV versus something sexual on TV. Jimmy talks about the news showing the Swedish baby that survived – “The Miracle Tot”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37280.jpg
Ant says he was reading about the amount of energy that led to the Tsunami being created. He says that that amount of power can only be generated by the planet, and he says that this shows that the planet can take care of itself. He says that on a planetary scale, this really isn’t anything compared to what would happen if something really global happened. They also talk about the news showing all the local angles, and claiming that a tsunami can hit the east coast.
• Op brings up the rest of the world calling the U.S. stingy for the amount of aid that they contributed. Ant talks about that area of the world being known for a large amount of Muslims, and that they would reject previous attempts for the U.S. to be involved, yet now they are being referred to as being stingy.
• Caller – Tells a story about a tidal wave hitting Hawaii.
• Jimmy says that when you look at the footage, at first it doesn’t seem like that much, yet when you see it from another angle you realize how fast it is. Ant explains how the Tsunami gains energy as it gets closer to the shore.
• Caller – tries a NJ joke *crash*
• Caller – talks about the news and them showing all the death and destruction.
• Caller – talks about Jimmy’s comments on Iraq yesterday, and how good it was – jimmy lets loose a stink bomb in studio.
• Caller – talks about a town in Thailand, that is spelt like “Fuck it”
• Let’s Get Retarded - Marion calls in, and she starts ripping on Lady Di, calling her a “fucking idiot”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ladi_di_old_job.jpg
She says that Lady Di calls the cops on her roommate a lot. She says that Di is upset because she got a MyFi. Op reiterates that Marion is only there for good radio, and not their friends.
• Caller – A female trucker - asks if Jimmy got his fetishes from his father.
• “Fuck the FCC” into break
Break
• Op says they will talk about people in the office being pissed off at them, and also that Eric Hawk is out on a “mission” (more on that later).
• Bernie Goetz update – Ben say he will be calling later in the show, if he can wake up. Op says they should go to his apartment with a DAT recorder and record the conversations. Op also thinks that Bernie doesn’t like black people, and that one shot would have done it, but he made sure to shoot them all.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37284.jpg
They talk about the administration that was in charge of NY back in those days. They start talking about Bob Grant, a radio guy. Op says that they should get him on the show.
• They go to Eric on the phone, who is hiding out, getting ready for an assault on the media - This time on Channel 2 - CBS. Ant explains the assault on the Media, and the signs that they have. They can’t see the TV in studio, and have to ask a caller to tell them what’s showing.
• They start talking about advertising. Op says one of their proudest moments was seeing a wow billboard on Times Square.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ad_oand_a.jpg
• Dru Boogie Mix with the Bernie Goetz interview audio into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says they are going to Plan B for the assault of the media
• Jimmy tells them Vos gave him a six-pack of Viagra for Christmas. He says that him and his brothers/sisters all gave his mom crock pots for Christmas. He also says that Meals on Wheels bring the food for his mom, at the cost of $125.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37287.jpg
Rich says his mom ruined his life, and made him wear saddle shoes to school. He says he can’t get rid of his grudge for his mother.
• Back to Hawk, he tells them where he is hiding out waiting to get on camera at the ABC studio.
• Jimmy talks about a game the listeners bought in – “The Monster Rain Game”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/monster_rain_game.jpg
• They go back to Hawk, and they are still waiting for them to go live – Op decides they will take a quick break and try again in few mins.
Break
• Back from break, Ant says it seems all the old school guys have lost their street cred, with Ice Cube starring in a wacky kid’s movie.
• Vos talks about being in South Beach, and making out with an old albino hippie broad. Vos says she was a good kisser, but she had bad breath – Ant asks if she was nibbling behind his ear. He tells them that he bought a diamond necklace for his girlfriend Bonnie from Kay jewelers.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37295.jpg
He says Bonnie got him a money clip.
• Op gets off mic to talk to Erik. Erik’s first attempt at getting the signs on TV fails, because the camera pans in tight on the announcer.
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmericaSmall.jpg
• Vos starts talking that he might be shopping for rings soon, and he is considering marrying Bonnie. He also talks about being at the Oscars next year.
• Martini Steve comes in with some audio – interrupted by his two themes. Then he talks about the audio, which is audio of Phil from Pantera talking about Dimebag’s death. Ant says it sounds creepy, Jim and Op find it interesting to listen to, because its raw emotion
• They talk about Jimmy’s friend, and how hot and young she looks.
• Eric calls in, saying that ABC is setting up for another live shot and they are getting ready.
• Audio that Jimmy brought in, of the wife of the current acting governor…but it’s interrupted by…
• Eric on Live TV! The assault on the media is a success, as he gets the signs on the live shot on ABC.
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica3.jpg
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica7.jpg
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica12.jpg
Ant says that the interns should take note that this is how it’s done.
• Back to Jimmy’s audio. The governor’s wife talks about having thoughts of putting the baby in the microwave, and then she talks about drowning the baby. She also says that breast cancer didn’t phase her – Jimmy says the only thing worse than a woman putting your baby in a microwave is not being able to titty fuck her. *ding-ding*.
• Caller – points out that Op mispronounced governing
• Ant brings up the listeners in the office checking out the show through the window. Op says they should put a plaque outside the window like they have outside the cages at the zoo.
• Audio – 70’s PSA about a woman on Acid, having a hotdog talk to her.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37308.jpg
Vos tells a story about tripping on Acid.
• “Silence of the Lambs” musical – “Put the fucking lotion in the basket”
Break
• Op says that Eric was a big hire for the show, because he did so good with getting the signs on live TV.
• Quick audio – “Shitdick”
• Office Gossip – Ben comes in to talk about someone in the office angry about one of the signs that are in the office, with “shitdick” on it. Eric comes in to explain that someone was doing an interview in the O&A studio. They explain that they have the big studio, and the other studio is small, so this person (The person in charge of the Broadway Studio), came in to use their studio. Eric says the interview was finished, and the guy was talking to a rep from the NY Theatre Guild, and then saw the sign and got pissed. Op says he can wait to get rid of the cubicles. Eric also says the guy was upset at the naked pictures. They say that they are ok with the oompa loompa now.
• They talk about the sex videos that they were making fun of on Monday, and of how bad they were goofing on the videos. Op then says that there was a letter that came with the video, and he reads it. It turns out that the people that sent in the video were actually advertisers of the show, starting in January. Op reads the letters, in which the people from the Sinclair studio say “they can’t wait to form an advertising relationship with the show”. They play audio from two days ago, with Jimmy calling the videos garbage and Ant smashing the DVDs.
• Rich cuts one, and Jimmy says he is a dirty “shrimp”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37343.jpg
Op says that Rich has to leave, because he is going to his daughter’s basketball game. They ask Rich what he thinks now that his daughter’s are growing up, and how he deals with them having boyfriends. Rich shows Ant pictures of his daughters, and Ant says Rich is in trouble when they start dating.
• Rich tells a story about taking money a girl gave him to buy a drink, and he ran off to use the money to buy crack.
• *** Ozone Midget Sighting *** - Midget at Starbucks.
• Op says Rich doesn’t want to leave yet, because he feels like his appearance has been lagging towards the end.
• Blondie/Doors mash up into break
Break
• Op talks about Master Po’s handshake before the show, and that he has changed it to a bow now after they spoke about it on the air. Op says he would always make sure that he had things in his hand to avoid giving Master Po a fist punch before the show.
• Master Po comes in studio *you’re the best*. They want Vos to show Master Po some of his martial arts skills. Master Po does a demonstration with Vos, to test how fast Vos is. It involves master Po trying to touch his stomach, and Vos trying to hit his hand before it touches him. Master Po goes 10 for 10. Vos then tries to do the same to Po. Vos is able to get all of his past Master Po. Everyone is surprised at how quick Vos is. Then another demonstration – Vos has to throw as many punches as he can at master Po’s head in 10 seconds (he can’t hit him though, it’s just a test of speed). Vos manages 10; then Master Po does the same exhibition to Vos – they can’t even count how many punches he gets off, and over the radio all you hear is the flutter of his hands which is how fast it is. Jimmy says that Po is an animal.
• Steve C. comes in studio, to talk about a skit that a comic sent in called “Retarded Gay Porno”. They play the skit, which starts off with an awful Christopher Walken impression. They play the fake laughter, *crash*, and *crickets* over the audio. After it’s finished they all agree that the skit was awful.
• Caller – says he is tired from playing the online game City Of Heroes. Ant says hello to a character, lil Jimmy that spoke to him EQ2 last night. The guy tries a joke *crash*
• WDIL (five of the callers *crash* with their WDILs) – Pat (eggnog Winner) also bombs via Instant Feedback. *crash*
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE
Live Shot Photos courtesy of CrashCat(check the video out on FoundryMusic)
• Ant’s Daily Headphone issues. Op and Jimmy takes their headphones off to join Ant until he gets his headphones fixed.
• They talk about new video of the Tsunami that is being shown on TV, and continue talking about the hypocrisy of the FCC when it comes to showing death on TV versus something sexual on TV. Jimmy talks about the news showing the Swedish baby that survived – “The Miracle Tot”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37280.jpg
Ant says he was reading about the amount of energy that led to the Tsunami being created. He says that that amount of power can only be generated by the planet, and he says that this shows that the planet can take care of itself. He says that on a planetary scale, this really isn’t anything compared to what would happen if something really global happened. They also talk about the news showing all the local angles, and claiming that a tsunami can hit the east coast.
• Op brings up the rest of the world calling the U.S. stingy for the amount of aid that they contributed. Ant talks about that area of the world being known for a large amount of Muslims, and that they would reject previous attempts for the U.S. to be involved, yet now they are being referred to as being stingy.
• Caller – Tells a story about a tidal wave hitting Hawaii.
• Jimmy says that when you look at the footage, at first it doesn’t seem like that much, yet when you see it from another angle you realize how fast it is. Ant explains how the Tsunami gains energy as it gets closer to the shore.
• Caller – tries a NJ joke *crash*
• Caller – talks about the news and them showing all the death and destruction.
• Caller – talks about Jimmy’s comments on Iraq yesterday, and how good it was – jimmy lets loose a stink bomb in studio.
• Caller – talks about a town in Thailand, that is spelt like “Fuck it”
• Let’s Get Retarded - Marion calls in, and she starts ripping on Lady Di, calling her a “fucking idiot”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ladi_di_old_job.jpg
She says that Lady Di calls the cops on her roommate a lot. She says that Di is upset because she got a MyFi. Op reiterates that Marion is only there for good radio, and not their friends.
• Caller – A female trucker - asks if Jimmy got his fetishes from his father.
• “Fuck the FCC” into break
Break
• Op says they will talk about people in the office being pissed off at them, and also that Eric Hawk is out on a “mission” (more on that later).
• Bernie Goetz update – Ben say he will be calling later in the show, if he can wake up. Op says they should go to his apartment with a DAT recorder and record the conversations. Op also thinks that Bernie doesn’t like black people, and that one shot would have done it, but he made sure to shoot them all.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37284.jpg
They talk about the administration that was in charge of NY back in those days. They start talking about Bob Grant, a radio guy. Op says that they should get him on the show.
• They go to Eric on the phone, who is hiding out, getting ready for an assault on the media - This time on Channel 2 - CBS. Ant explains the assault on the Media, and the signs that they have. They can’t see the TV in studio, and have to ask a caller to tell them what’s showing.
• They start talking about advertising. Op says one of their proudest moments was seeing a wow billboard on Times Square.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ad_oand_a.jpg
• Dru Boogie Mix with the Bernie Goetz interview audio into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says they are going to Plan B for the assault of the media
• Jimmy tells them Vos gave him a six-pack of Viagra for Christmas. He says that him and his brothers/sisters all gave his mom crock pots for Christmas. He also says that Meals on Wheels bring the food for his mom, at the cost of $125.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37287.jpg
Rich says his mom ruined his life, and made him wear saddle shoes to school. He says he can’t get rid of his grudge for his mother.
• Back to Hawk, he tells them where he is hiding out waiting to get on camera at the ABC studio.
• Jimmy talks about a game the listeners bought in – “The Monster Rain Game”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/monster_rain_game.jpg
• They go back to Hawk, and they are still waiting for them to go live – Op decides they will take a quick break and try again in few mins.
Break
• Back from break, Ant says it seems all the old school guys have lost their street cred, with Ice Cube starring in a wacky kid’s movie.
• Vos talks about being in South Beach, and making out with an old albino hippie broad. Vos says she was a good kisser, but she had bad breath – Ant asks if she was nibbling behind his ear. He tells them that he bought a diamond necklace for his girlfriend Bonnie from Kay jewelers.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37295.jpg
He says Bonnie got him a money clip.
• Op gets off mic to talk to Erik. Erik’s first attempt at getting the signs on TV fails, because the camera pans in tight on the announcer.
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmericaSmall.jpg
• Vos starts talking that he might be shopping for rings soon, and he is considering marrying Bonnie. He also talks about being at the Oscars next year.
• Martini Steve comes in with some audio – interrupted by his two themes. Then he talks about the audio, which is audio of Phil from Pantera talking about Dimebag’s death. Ant says it sounds creepy, Jim and Op find it interesting to listen to, because its raw emotion
• They talk about Jimmy’s friend, and how hot and young she looks.
• Eric calls in, saying that ABC is setting up for another live shot and they are getting ready.
• Audio that Jimmy brought in, of the wife of the current acting governor…but it’s interrupted by…
• Eric on Live TV! The assault on the media is a success, as he gets the signs on the live shot on ABC.
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica3.jpg
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica7.jpg
http://www.freepgs.com/crashcat/GoodMorningAmerica12.jpg
Ant says that the interns should take note that this is how it’s done.
• Back to Jimmy’s audio. The governor’s wife talks about having thoughts of putting the baby in the microwave, and then she talks about drowning the baby. She also says that breast cancer didn’t phase her – Jimmy says the only thing worse than a woman putting your baby in a microwave is not being able to titty fuck her. *ding-ding*.
• Caller – points out that Op mispronounced governing
• Ant brings up the listeners in the office checking out the show through the window. Op says they should put a plaque outside the window like they have outside the cages at the zoo.
• Audio – 70’s PSA about a woman on Acid, having a hotdog talk to her.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37308.jpg
Vos tells a story about tripping on Acid.
• “Silence of the Lambs” musical – “Put the fucking lotion in the basket”
Break
• Op says that Eric was a big hire for the show, because he did so good with getting the signs on live TV.
• Quick audio – “Shitdick”
• Office Gossip – Ben comes in to talk about someone in the office angry about one of the signs that are in the office, with “shitdick” on it. Eric comes in to explain that someone was doing an interview in the O&A studio. They explain that they have the big studio, and the other studio is small, so this person (The person in charge of the Broadway Studio), came in to use their studio. Eric says the interview was finished, and the guy was talking to a rep from the NY Theatre Guild, and then saw the sign and got pissed. Op says he can wait to get rid of the cubicles. Eric also says the guy was upset at the naked pictures. They say that they are ok with the oompa loompa now.
• They talk about the sex videos that they were making fun of on Monday, and of how bad they were goofing on the videos. Op then says that there was a letter that came with the video, and he reads it. It turns out that the people that sent in the video were actually advertisers of the show, starting in January. Op reads the letters, in which the people from the Sinclair studio say “they can’t wait to form an advertising relationship with the show”. They play audio from two days ago, with Jimmy calling the videos garbage and Ant smashing the DVDs.
• Rich cuts one, and Jimmy says he is a dirty “shrimp”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/37343.jpg
Op says that Rich has to leave, because he is going to his daughter’s basketball game. They ask Rich what he thinks now that his daughter’s are growing up, and how he deals with them having boyfriends. Rich shows Ant pictures of his daughters, and Ant says Rich is in trouble when they start dating.
• Rich tells a story about taking money a girl gave him to buy a drink, and he ran off to use the money to buy crack.
• *** Ozone Midget Sighting *** - Midget at Starbucks.
• Op says Rich doesn’t want to leave yet, because he feels like his appearance has been lagging towards the end.
• Blondie/Doors mash up into break
Break
• Op talks about Master Po’s handshake before the show, and that he has changed it to a bow now after they spoke about it on the air. Op says he would always make sure that he had things in his hand to avoid giving Master Po a fist punch before the show.
• Master Po comes in studio *you’re the best*. They want Vos to show Master Po some of his martial arts skills. Master Po does a demonstration with Vos, to test how fast Vos is. It involves master Po trying to touch his stomach, and Vos trying to hit his hand before it touches him. Master Po goes 10 for 10. Vos then tries to do the same to Po. Vos is able to get all of his past Master Po. Everyone is surprised at how quick Vos is. Then another demonstration – Vos has to throw as many punches as he can at master Po’s head in 10 seconds (he can’t hit him though, it’s just a test of speed). Vos manages 10; then Master Po does the same exhibition to Vos – they can’t even count how many punches he gets off, and over the radio all you hear is the flutter of his hands which is how fast it is. Jimmy says that Po is an animal.
• Steve C. comes in studio, to talk about a skit that a comic sent in called “Retarded Gay Porno”. They play the skit, which starts off with an awful Christopher Walken impression. They play the fake laughter, *crash*, and *crickets* over the audio. After it’s finished they all agree that the skit was awful.
• Caller – says he is tired from playing the online game City Of Heroes. Ant says hello to a character, lil Jimmy that spoke to him EQ2 last night. The guy tries a joke *crash*
• WDIL (five of the callers *crash* with their WDILs) – Pat (eggnog Winner) also bombs via Instant Feedback. *crash*
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE
Live Shot Photos courtesy of CrashCat(check the video out on FoundryMusic)