What movie is this from?

[JohnnyGriswold]

(yes, i tried the Search function)

What is this line from: "Where ya goin, "tumuh?"

I heard Norton say it and I've been using it a lot lately and i'm not sure where the line comes from or even if i have it right!

My apologies to movie superfans. haha.

[NightStalker3]

The Great Santini, Robert Duvall flick

[JohnnyGriswold]

awesome. thanks nightstalker3

[NightStalker3]

No problem, Michael O'Keefe who played the (son)Ben Meechum in The Great Santini, played Danny Noonan in Caddyshack.

[shooters]

What movie is the "Your gonna find your dog dead in the hall" quote from?

[jackdaniels1940]

Danny

[valley_stream]

What movie is the "Your gonna find your dog dead in the hall" quote from?
raging bull

[blackout-]

what is 'what kind of sick mind operates like that?' from? have asked in 2 threads and nobody has known so far...

[Hudson]

I thought it was Elaine from Seinfeld?????

[askewcore]

what is 'what kind of sick mind operates like that?' from? have asked in 2 threads and nobody has known so far...

Ed Wood

[Ballbuster1]

Ed Wood[Butthead] He said "wood" Huh, Huh[Butthead]

[Hudson]

I also heard it said tonight on a Seinfeld rerun spoken by Jason Alexander's character's mom after finding him beating off to glamour

[mc dice]

"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do? "

what movie?

[ih8Uboo-boo]

"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do? "

what movie?
Ford Fairlane

[cicp^p]

"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do? "

what movie?

Ford Fairlane

[KramdensDeliciousMarshall]

(yes, i tried the Search function)

What is this line from: "Where ya goin, "tumuh?"

I heard Norton say it and I've been using it a lot lately and i'm not sure where the line comes from or even if i have it right!

My apologies to movie superfans. haha.:clap: If you didn't know the reference, and didn't know if the line was correct, how were you using it?

[mc dice]

I guess that was way too obvious ... how about this one

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

[Hey Bob]

I guess that was way too obvious ... how about this one

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

Why that'd be PCU.

CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS

[NUGHUFFER]

You Going To See The Merkins Tonight?

[NUGHUFFER]

Here's One. "just Maybe My Boys Can Protect The Book.........yeah, And MAYBE I'm A Chinese Jet Pilot" What Movie?

[mc dice]

Here's One. "just Maybe My Boys Can Protect The Book.........yeah, And MAYBE I'm A Chinese Jet Pilot" What Movie?


I would have to say army of darkness

[mc dice]

"You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!"


Let's try this one

[Hudson]

Umm midnight run???

[cicp^p]

"You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!"

Midnight Run

[NUGHUFFER]

"so What's Your Story Pretzel Man?" Easy One

[cicp^p]

"so What's Your Story Pretzel Man?" Easy One

Usual Suspects?

[cicp^p]

"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."

[NUGHUFFER]

"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."



WASNT THAT RESIVOIR DOGS? IF THE SPELLINGS WRONG I APOLOGIZE JOSE CUERVO SAID TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT.

[mc dice]

Usual Suspects?

Yes it is

[mc dice]

WASNT THAT RESIVOIR DOGS? IF THE SPELLINGS WRONG I APOLOGIZE JOSE CUERVO SAID TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT.

Another point for nughuffer
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And where is this quote from:
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow U Got Me On That One

[NUGHUFFER]

Oh Wait Is That Taxi Driver? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TRAVIS BICKLE WOULD SAY.

[mc dice]

Nope not Taxi Driver ... this one is a little obscure ... I'll be impressed if someone gets this one

[NUGHUFFER]

Until Someone Gets Dice's Here's An Easier One For Yall. "you're Suppose To Lead Me Somewhere." " Lead U Somewhere.......lady Look At Me I Dont Even Know Where The Hell I Am Half Of The Time."

[mc dice]

Until Someone Gets Dice's Here's An Easier One For Yall.

Look what I did to you know

"you're Suppose To Lead Me Somewhere." " Lead U Somewhere.......lady Look At Me I Dont Even Know Where The Hell I Am Half Of The Time."

I had this religious vision of a blond stoner and his fat hetero life mate saying that ....

I have to go with Dogma of course

[cicp^p]

Another point for nughuffer
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And where is this quote from:
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

Napoleon Dynomite

[NUGHUFFER]

No Fair I Dont Get Out Much!!

[Ballbuster1]

This has become a rather entertaining thread, but went way off of
being an O&A subject. It'll be in off-topic so you folks can continue
having fun with it. Happy New Year, all.........

[mc dice]

Napoleon Dynomite

Impressive
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And for the next round

"Anything else, mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Forgot, New York, No grass."

[cicp^p]

"Anything else, mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Forgot, New York, No grass."

Hackers.

My turn:
"Hey, howdy there Mr. Lee. What is this? Philipino New Years?"
"No. Why you say that?"
"Cause you're cooking up a feast. I can smell it all the way from the interstate."

[mc dice]

Hackers.

My turn:
"Hey, howdy there Mr. Lee. What is this? Philipino New Years?"
"No. Why you say that?"
"Cause you're cooking up a feast. I can smell it all the way from the interstate."


I'm gonna regret it later but, you finally stumped me :clap:

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I'll come back with this one though

"Person 1: Don't touch the car
Person 2: Oh I'm not gonna touch it... I'm gonna piss on it."

[cicp^p]

I'm gonna regret it later but, you finally stumped me

Yea. You're gonna kick yourself. I'll let it sit awhile and see if anyone gets it.


"Person 1: Don't touch the car
Person 2: Oh I'm not gonna touch it... I'm gonna piss on it."

Never saw that one. It was an easy find with a quick search tho. :icon_wink

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow you guys are good i cant get either of em. Here's one for yall that no one will get (hard movie to find) very obscure movie from when i was a kid .....funny as hell though.

"THIS IS REDICULOUS I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!"
"SO IS SHE AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"

[mc dice]

"Person 1: Don't touch the car
Person 2: Oh I'm not gonna touch it... I'm gonna piss on it."


This would be Life with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence

"THIS IS REDICULOUS I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!"
"SO IS SHE AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"

You got me on this one too .... I guess we are taking this to the obscure level now ...

[NUGHUFFER]

Yeah Sorry Bout This One. If Someone Does Get It I'm Tempted To Send Them A Few Bucks That's How Hard It Is.

[cicp^p]

"THIS IS REDICULOUS I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!"
"SO IS SHE AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"

Not a clue.

BTW the "Philipino New Years" quote is the opening lines from "Mars Attacks".

[mc dice]

Not a clue.

BTW the "Philipino New Years" quote is the opening lines from "Mars Attacks".

I only saw Mars Attacks once ... i never would have got that
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And since its really only me you and nughuffer playing this game and me and you cant get Nughuffer's I say here is the next one

"Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?"

[cicp^p]

"Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?"

Go

Sticking with the drug theme:

"I tell you what. I'll make you a deal. What about half the time I teach you about this George Washington charactor, the other half, I teach you how to smuggle drugs?"
"You don't know dick about smuggling no drugs."
"Oh no? I was arrested in Chicago with 660 pounds of grass. I think that qualifies me."

[mc dice]

Go

Sticking with the drug theme:

"I tell you what. I'll make you a deal. What about half the time I teach you about this George Washington charactor, the other half, I teach you how to smuggle drugs?"
"You don't know dick about smuggling no drugs."
"Oh no? I was arrested in Chicago with 660 pounds of grass. I think that qualifies me."

I thought you might get really creative with that kind of set up .... BLOW ... Final Answer

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow you guys are good i cant get either of em. Here's one for yall that no one will get (hard movie to find) very obscure movie from when i was a kid .....funny as hell though.

"THIS IS REDICULOUS I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!"
"SO IS SHE AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"


IT'S AN OLD JOHN TURTURRO FILM "BRAIN DONORS" IT'S REALLY OUT THERE.

[NUGHUFFER]

"scientist Studies Say That This Works 60% Of The Time Every Time."

"that Does'nt Make Sense."

How Bout This One?

[mc dice]

"The point of having a cell phone is that it works when you need it!"


Name that flick

[mc dice]

IT'S AN OLD JOHN TURTURRO FILM "BRAIN DONORS" IT'S REALLY OUT THERE.

I've actually seen it

[NUGHUFFER]

I Want To Say Lethal Weapon 3 ....the Chris Rock, Joe Pesci Scene.

[NUGHUFFER]

I've actually seen it

WOW NO SHIT!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. I DUG IT UP ON AMAZON RECENTLY TO SEE IT AGAIN. IT WAS DEFINATELY FUNNIER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

[mc dice]

WOW NO SHIT!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. I DUG IT UP ON AMAZON RECENTLY TO SEE IT AGAIN. IT WAS DEFINATELY FUNNIER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

i looked it up on imdb and say the synopsis and remembered it right away

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Damn I hate to say it but you got me agian with the scientist one .... I'm fading fast in these later rounds

[mc dice]

I Want To Say Lethal Weapon 3 ....the Chris Rock, Joe Pesci Scene.

Is that you final answer?

[NUGHUFFER]

Is that you final answer?

NAH I DONT KNOW IT. I'LL LEAVE THE OTHER FOR CICP^P AND IF U HAVENT SEEN IT DO SO IMMEDIATELY!

[cicp^p]

"The point of having a cell phone is that it works when you need it!"


Name that flick

Jeepers Creepers... Where'd you get those peepers?

I thought that Blow one would be more challenging. Oh well.

[mc dice]

Jeepers Creepers... Where'd you get those peepers?

I thought that Blow one would be more challenging. Oh well.

Good eye ... hubala hubala

"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."

[cicp^p]

"scientist Studies Say That This Works 60% Of The Time Every Time."

"that Does'nt Make Sense."

How Bout This One?

Anchorman?

[mc dice]

could it be??

[NUGHUFFER]

No Luck With The Scientist One Huh?

[NUGHUFFER]

Anchorman?

DING DING DING :icon_mrgr

[cicp^p]

"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."

I ever tell you that 2 of my favorite foriegn movies are Snatch and "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

[mc dice]

so then i guess the caravan line is out huh?

[NUGHUFFER]

Damnit I Had A Great One Now I Cant Remember How It Went.... I Think Pulp Fiction When Chris Walken Was Talking About Hiding A Watch Up His Ass For Like 4 Years.

I Stink

[NUGHUFFER]

"jenna!? I Was Just Fixing Some....clam....chowder?"


How Bout It?

[mc dice]

"jenna!? I Was Just Fixing Some....clam....chowder?"


How Bout It?

Going out on a limb here ... BASEketball????? ... Final Answer

[NUGHUFFER]

Going out on a limb here ... BASEketball????? ... Final Answer

YUP IT IS.

[mc dice]

Jesus talk about a blind shot in the dark

[NUGHUFFER]

Ok Then.

"listen, Listen....do You Smell That?"

[cicp^p]

"jenna!? I Was Just Fixing Some....clam....chowder?"


How Bout It?

Got me. Try this:

"She doesn't seem to be swimming."
"No she's floating. She looks like a giant tea bag."

[NUGHUFFER]

Again I'm Stumped

[mc dice]

Fuck .... I know I know this but i give up

[mc dice]

Obscure movie from 1990

Person 1: I come in peace.
Person 2: Then you go in pieces, asshole.

[NUGHUFFER]

They Live?

[NUGHUFFER]

I'm Punchin Out Guys.

[mc dice]

They Live?

Nope ... cicp^p any guess ... because im punchin out too

[NUGHUFFER]

Duh I'm Smaht. Mine Was Ghostbusters. Night Dice

[mc dice]

For those keeping score at home the movie was called "I come in piece" Starring Dolph Lundgren ... it was a really bad movie

[cicp^p]

Obscure movie from 1990

Person 1: I come in peace.
Person 2: Then you go in pieces, asshole.

Not too obscure when you give the title. "I come in peace"

tea bag quote = Lake Placid

"Good morning Raymond"
"Good morning Mrs. Cain."
"What have we learned about the dangers of smoking? Give it here. (takes drag) Thanks. Tell anyone you saw me, I'll blow your fucking head off."

[NUGHUFFER]

Long Kiss Goodnight.

I'm Smaht!

[NUGHUFFER]

Couldnt Sleep And Thought Of An Idea .......maybe Name That Tune? Cue Wacky Horn

[mc dice]

Not too obscure when you give the title. "I come in peace"

tea bag quote = Lake Placid

Damn ... Never saw it


"Good morning Raymond"
"Good morning Mrs. Cain."
"What have we learned about the dangers of smoking? Give it here. (takes drag) Thanks. Tell anyone you saw me, I'll blow your fucking head off."

Great reference ... that was a damn good movie too

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I guess I'm the first one up so here we go

"I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital."

[Hudson]

I come in peace...But you're leaving in Pieces.... defining the term awefull film
"its a "buddy film" in which the antagonist is an intergalactic drug dealer who shoots razor sharp cds that decapitate people." Now what sane producer would not scarfe that up at a pitch meeting????

[NUGHUFFER]

Mornin Dice.

[NUGHUFFER]

tea bag quote = Lake Placid

Damn ... Never saw it



Great reference ... that was a damn good movie too

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I guess I'm the first one up so here we go

"I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital."


I WANNA SAY "BIG TROUBLE" WITH TIM ALLEN BUT THEN AGAIN I'M HUNG OVER AND GROGGY.

[NUGHUFFER]

"c'mon Channel 7 Get Your Priorities Straight!"
" Ha Ha!! I've Turned The World Into A Fucking Tabloid!"

Have At It.

[mc dice]

mornin Nug

[mc dice]

I WANNA SAY "BIG TROUBLE" WITH TIM ALLEN BUT THEN AGAIN I'M HUNG OVER AND GROGGY.

Nope anyone else ...

[mc dice]

I come in peace...But you're leaving in Pieces.... defining the term awefull film
"its a "buddy film" in which the antagonist is an intergalactic drug dealer who shoots razor sharp cds that decapitate people." Now what sane producer would not scarfe that up at a pitch meeting????

I can't believe anyone else actually saw that movie
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"c'mon Channel 7 Get Your Priorities Straight!"
" Ha Ha!! I've Turned The World Into A Fucking Tabloid!"

Have At It.

People vs Larry Flynt ... its a little early I could be wrong

[NUGHUFFER]

You Got It.

[cicp^p]

"I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital."

The Glimmer Man

Which is who Master Po reminds me of.

[mc dice]

The Glimmer Man

Which is who Master Po reminds me of.

Very good and you make a good point
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"That's the most powerful tranq. gun on the market, I got it in Mexico"

[cicp^p]

"That's the most powerful tranq. gun on the market, I got it in Mexico"

Old School

"I'm so sorry and I'm so embarassed, and.. and.. I hope that this doesn't scare you away from golf. Because it's such a great sport. I.. I know your people, the black people, don't really enjoy the game but I think that's because you can't get into the nice clubs. The restricted ones. And on the other hand, your people are so good at so many sports that maybe it's good that we white folk have a sport that you guys are not so good at."

[mc dice]

Old School

Sorry for the easy one I was just watching it



"I'm so sorry and I'm so embarassed, and.. and.. I hope that this doesn't scare you away from golf. Because it's such a great sport. I.. I know your people, the black people, don't really enjoy the game but I think that's because you can't get into the nice clubs. The restricted ones. And on the other hand, your people are so good at so many sports that maybe it's good that we white folk have a sport that you guys are not so good at."

It sounds really familiar and in my head it could be either "Falling Down" or "Get Carter" ...

I'm going with Falling Down ... Final Answer

[NUGHUFFER]

"i've Come To Chew Bubble Gum And Kick Ass..........and I'm All Out Of Bubble Gum."

[cicp^p]

"i've Come To Chew Bubble Gum And Kick Ass..........and I'm All Out Of Bubble Gum."

They Live starring Rowdy Roddy Piper
Hell Comes To Frogtown was better.

[cicp^p]

It sounds really familiar and in my head it could be either "Falling Down" or "Get Carter" ...

I'm going with Falling Down ... Final Answer

My Fellow Americans

[cicp^p]

"Why can't she be like every other teenager? For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47."

[mc dice]

My Fellow Americans
Damn I'm stupid

"I ain't Karem Abdul Jahbar! Push it down some more!"

[mc dice]

"Why can't she be like every other teenager? For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47."

Last Action Hero ... Final Answer

[NUGHUFFER]

Man 1: "wanna Hear A Joke?"
Man 2: "yeah I'd Love To Hear One."
Man 1: "knock Knock..."
Man 2: "who's There?"
Man 1: "go Fuck Yourself."

[slap happy]

Man 1: "wanna Hear A Joke?"
Man 2: "yeah I'd Love To Hear One."
Man 1: "knock Knock..."
Man 2: "who's There?"
Man 1: "go Fuck Yourself."
Catch Me If You Can

[NUGHUFFER]

Ding Ding

[Hudson]

I got one!
"I'd kiss you but I have puke breath..."

[slap happy]

ill throw one out there:

Fucking six-shooter? There's nine bodies, genius. What the fuck were you going to do? Laugh the last three guys to death, funny man?

[NUGHUFFER]

Wow You Both Got Me On Those.

[Hudson]

mine is from a cult classic comedy

[slap happy]

mine is from a cult indy film by a first time film maker.

[mc dice]

Hudson's quote is Strange Brew

Slap Happy's quote is The Boondock Saints

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And I'll put this one back up because no one saw it

"I ain't Karem Abdul Jahbar! Push it down some more!"

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[NUGHUFFER]

Just Throwin Out A Guess.........48 Hours? Shit I Dunno.

[mc dice]

Just Throwin Out A Guess.........48 Hours? Shit I Dunno.

Wrong buddy cop movie ... Anyone else

[NUGHUFFER]

damn now i know it but i already guessed so i let someone else try it to be fair.

[mc dice]

Well it's been up way too long ... it was Rush Hour

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Let's try this one

"You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."

[NUGHUFFER]

" Oh Help ....someone Help Me, There's A Peck With An Acorn!"

I Cant Think Of Any Movie With The Chicks Name Pamela, So I Give Up.

[mc dice]

" Oh Help ....someone Help Me, There's A Peck With An Acorn!"


Willow ... Final Answer

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My quote was from Bourne Supremacy

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"Person 1: I'm sorry.
Person 2: Sorry? Sorry does not put humpty dumpty back together again. "


Try that one

[NUGHUFFER]

Never Saw Supremacy.

Resevoir Dogs? That's My Guess. Jeez I Havent Watched Alot Of Movies Lately And Forgot Everything.

[mc dice]

Resevoir Dogs? That's My Guess. Jeez I Havent Watched Alot Of Movies Lately And Forgot Everything.

Nope ... its is new to DVD

[Hudson]

easy one: "Never rat on your friends"
Harder one, I hope: so much wool you could knit a sweater..

[mc dice]

easy one: "Never rat on your friends"

Good Fellas

Harder one, I hope: so much wool you could knit a sweater..

Porky's

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"Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer."

Try this one.

[JhaxShucksChock]

I just heard this again when I watched the movie last night and I've been thinking about changing my sig again to it.

"I may be a bastard but I'm not a fucking bastard."

[mc dice]

I just heard this again when I watched the movie last night and I've been thinking about changing my sig again to it.

"I may be a bastard but I'm not a fucking bastard."

From Dusk Till Dawn

[Hudson]

From
Swingers?

[JhaxShucksChock]

From Dusk Till Dawn

Of course, I hadn't really noticed it until last night, great line.

[NUGHUFFER]

"you're Going Down Fucker!"
"a Simple Tap Would Have Sufficed."
"eat It Fuck Nut!"

(play's Jeopordy Theme) If The Spelling Is Wrong ....tough.

[mc dice]

"you're Going Down Fucker!"
"a Simple Tap Would Have Sufficed."
"eat It Fuck Nut!"

(play's Jeopordy Theme) If The Spelling Is Wrong ....tough.


Thats a good one to come back to the game with ... you got me beat

[askewcore]

"you're Going Down Fucker!"
"a Simple Tap Would Have Sufficed."
"eat It Fuck Nut!"

(play's Jeopordy Theme) If The Spelling Is Wrong ....tough.


Broken Lizard's Club Dread....and he says TAG....not to be neddy nitpicker or anything

[NUGHUFFER]

Duly Noted Sir.

[mc dice]

and he says TAG

Not to be a nitpicker myself ... that actually does make a difference ... but I'll let it slide

[NUGHUFFER]

tap/tag same difference.

[Hudson]

they're all just words

[MikeHimself]

this is a long one:

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

[askewcore]

this is a long one:

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Team America....that speech makes the movie.

[mc dice]

It seems like we've got some new players finally.

Try this one boys:
"You want this hour's bad news? Every major road in L.A. is blocked! I know you said it wouldn't be any fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?"

[MikeHimself]

It seems like we've got some new players finally.

Try this one boys:
"You want this hour's bad news? Every major road in L.A. is blocked! I know you said it wouldn't be any fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?"
I think thats Torque.

Here is another one

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

[JhaxShucksChock]

I think thats Torque.

Here is another one

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

I'm pretty sure that's Pulp Fiction, but I'm not positive

[askewcore]

I'm pretty sure that's Pulp Fiction, but I'm not positive

Yes sir it is.

Try this one...

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt... me."

[slap happy]

Yes sir it is.

Try this one...

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt... me."
yes one of the best movies ever....SNATCH.

[slap happy]

If anyone wants to make some easy money this is a great way to do it! Check this web site out it worked for me!
http://www.vmcsatellite.com/channels/affiliates.cfm?aid=140143

just paste this in your address bar.
why isnt this asshat banned yet? fuck off!

[MikeHimself]

Yes sir it is.

Try this one...

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt... me."
is that Snatch?

Here is another:
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. "

[slap happy]

ohhh beat ya too it Mike :action-sm well played however.

[slap happy]

here is one from a movie i havent seen in a while until tonight, and some good advice as well: "well remember this: any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children"

[askewcore]

here is one from a movie i havent seen in a while until tonight, and some good advice as well: "well remember this: any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children"

Boyz in the Hood?

[askewcore]

A pair of quickies from the same flick:

"Okay first things fuckin' last"
"Alright ramblers, let's get rambling."

[NUGHUFFER]

Cant Sleep So I Give U This.....

Man 1: "who Put That Crab There?"
Man 2: "what Crab Sir?"
Man 1: "dont Tell Me There Were Two Of Them, They Work In Pairs You Know."

[JhaxShucksChock]

A pair of quickies from the same flick:

"Okay first things fuckin' last"
"Alright ramblers, let's get rambling."

Come on man, Reservoir Dogs, but unfortunately I don't have a clue about the other ones.

[JhaxShucksChock]

Quotes from two of the most underappreciated films of all time.

"You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."

"According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen.

Valentine's day. Bummer. "

[mascan42]

I'm feeling generous, so here's an easy one:

"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"

[Fr. Dougal]

"You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."
P.C.U.


"According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen.

Valentine's day. Bummer. "
Not sure on this one, but "Dude, Where's My Car?"

[JhaxShucksChock]

First one is correct but not the second.

[mc dice]

Cant Sleep So I Give U This.....

Man 1: "who Put That Crab There?"
Man 2: "what Crab Sir?"
Man 1: "dont Tell Me There Were Two Of Them, They Work In Pairs You Know."

Hots Shots

[mc dice]

Quotes from two of the most underappreciated films of all time.

"You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."

"According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen.

Valentine's day. Bummer. "

PCU and Ghostbusters 2

[mc dice]

I'm feeling generous, so here's an easy one:

"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"

American werewolf in london

[JhaxShucksChock]

Ok dude you're too good.

[mc dice]

I'm gonna go with any easy one
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? "

[mascan42]

American werewolf in londonYou are correct sir.

Here's a tougher one:

"Well I for one, am v-v-v-very interested to se wh-wh-what's going to happen next."

[askewcore]

Cant Sleep So I Give U This.....

Man 1: "who Put That Crab There?"
Man 2: "what Crab Sir?"
Man 1: "dont Tell Me There Were Two Of Them, They Work In Pairs You Know."


I'm not sure, but it sounds like the opening from Naked Gun 2 1/2....

nevermind, i should probably read the new page before i post my wrong answers....i stink.

[askewcore]

I'm gonna go with any easy one
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? "

Super Troopers....Meow!

Here's a pretty tough one...I think

Girl:You're so hot.
Guy:Nah, I'm just huge

[NUGHUFFER]

Askewcore That's A Tough One Allright. And You're Close With That Last Guess.

You Stop Laughing Right Meow! Haha I Love That Movie........you Smell That Rabbit......yeah Smells Like Fear.

I'm Tapped For Any New Ones So I'll Let U All Have At It.

[NUGHUFFER]

Super Troopers....Meow!

Here's a pretty tough one...I think

Girl:You're so hot.
Guy:Nah, I'm just huge


OH WAIT...IS'NT THAT HELLBOY?

[mascan42]

Here's a tougher one:

"Well I for one, am v-v-v-very interested to se wh-wh-what's going to happen next."Nobody?

[mc dice]

Nobody?
I got nothing too

[mascan42]

Here's a tougher one:

"Well I for one, am v-v-v-very interested to se wh-wh-what's going to happen next."I'll give it another day . . . it's not one everybody would have seen, but it's a definite must-see for mystery lovers.

[askewcore]

Got a new one for yous...not too hard.

"Hell hath no fury lke a woman's scorn for Sega."

[mc dice]

Got a new one for yous...not too hard.

"Hell hath no fury lke a woman's scorn for Sega."

Mallrats

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Try this one:
Person 1: You fell down agian?
Person 2: Yeah ... I fell down agian. I got to get new shoes.

[mascan42]

Here's a tougher one:

"Well I for one, am v-v-v-very interested to se wh-wh-what's going to happen next."Still nothing? I'm really reluctant to just give it away . . .

[Begbie]

I got one....

Man1: "What's on the menu this evening sir?"
Man2: "Your favorite dish."
Man1: "Excellent."
Man2. "Your usual table, sir."
Man1: "Oh, why thank you."
Man2: "Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance?"
Man1: "No. Stick it on my tab."
Man2: "Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago."
Man1 "Oh, well in that case..."
Man2 "Would sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?"
Man1: "No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the IV of hard drugs, please."

[mc dice]

I got one....

Man1: "What's on the menu this evening sir?"
Man2: "Your favorite dish."
Man1: "Excellent."
Man2. "Your usual table, sir."
Man1: "Oh, why thank you."
Man2: "Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance?"
Man1: "No. Stick it on my tab."
Man2: "Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago."
Man1 "Oh, well in that case..."
Man2 "Would sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?"
Man1: "No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the IV of hard drugs, please."

Trainspotting

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I'll throw mine back out there:

Person 1: You fell down agian?
Person 2: Yeah ... I fell down agian. I got to get new shoes.

[Hey Bob]

You are correct sir.

Here's a tougher one:

"Well I for one, am v-v-v-very interested to se wh-wh-what's going to happen next."

That's not Clue, is it?

[Hudson]

Still nothing? I'm really reluctant to just give it away . . . one of the batman movies???

[mascan42]

No and no.

[JhaxShucksChock]

No and no.

It's been a couple of days now, I think it's time, because I know I'm going nuts trying to figure it out.

[NUGHUFFER]

The Great Santini?

[mascan42]

DEAD AGAIN (1991) - starring Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson & Andy Garcia.

Like I said, not a movie a lot of people have seen, but a must-see for mystery fans.

http://homevideo.paramount.com/Catalog?cmd=display_product_page&release_id=1766

[JhaxShucksChock]

DEAD AGAIN (1991) - starring Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson & Andy Garcia.

Like I said, not a movie a lot of people have seen, but a must-see for mystery fans.

http://homevideo.paramount.com/Catalog?cmd=display_product_page&release_id=1766

Haven't seen it.

"All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck, but it'll make the boys feel better..."

[Fr. Dougal]

Probably way too easy but here goes:



"I can't swim."

"You can't swim?"

"No, I can't, OK, Wonder Woman? I can't swim. "

"Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?"

"I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!"

"Sorry."

"I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim. I swear to God I did. "

[Ovaherenow]

Wargames

[NUGHUFFER]

A tough one if you're not a geek.

Woman: "How would u like your coffee sir?"
Man: "Luke."
Woman: "Luke...warm?"
Man: "No, Luke Skywalker ya fuckin' inbred!"

[mc dice]

A tough one if you're not a geek.

Woman: "How would u like your coffee sir?"
Man: "Luke."
Woman: "Luke...warm?"
Man: "No, Luke Skywalker ya fuckin' inbred!"

Brain Candy
------------------------

The one I posted was "Get Carter"

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Try this one:

Woman: Alex, this is Chuy.
Man: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.

[mascan42]

Ugh . . . that friggin' shit movie with Matthew Perry in Mexico . . . can't think of the name though.

[Fr. Dougal]

“I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.”
“Okay. We’ll have to base it on sex, then.”

[JhaxShucksChock]

“I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.”
“Okay. We’ll have to base it on sex, then.”

Speed.

[mascan42]

Woman: Alex, this is Chuy.
Man: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.Ugh . . . that friggin' shit movie with Matthew Perry in Mexico . . . can't think of the name though.Fools Rush In

[mc dice]

Very good ... I'm going to keep this Luke Skywalker thing going

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"Max... I am not Han Solo. You are not Luke Skywalker. There's no Empire. There's no Force and there's no Dark Side!"

[Fr. Dougal]

A good movie with the equally-hot-as-a-younger-actress Lea Thompson... "SpaceCamp"

It unfortunately suffered because of the real life loss of Challenger and her crew. ("...Slipped the surly bonds of Earth... and touched the face of God.")

[Fr. Dougal]

How 'bout this one:

"Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue.
If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world.
Makes you taller. Makes you smarter. Makes your teeth shine.
Boy oh boy, women are perfect."

[mc dice]

With honors - classic movie

Welcome to the game and thanks for bring the life back
--------------------------
Let's go with this one:

"It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for. "

[Fr. Dougal]

no clue. hint?

[mc dice]

if i tell you exactly whos the main star is it might give it away so i ll say this ... it's new on DVD and the main star used to have his own show that was named after him

[Hudson]

"Bullshit"
"You like that word?"
"What?"
"Bullshit"
"Yeah,"
"Good Word"

[lil'hangerwound]

"Shes 13 man."
"Yeah finally"

[SurlyTonyDanza]

"Bullshit"
"You like that word?"
"What?"
"Bullshit"
"Yeah,"
"Good Word"

What an awful movie...On Golden Pond.

I have a very obscure one...

"Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there."

[Hudson]

What an awful movie...On Golden Pond.

I have a very obscure one...

"Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Monsters Under My Bed with Fred Savage Howie Mandel, and Ben Savage

[lil'hangerwound]

What an awful movie...On Golden Pond.

I have a very obscure one...

"Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there."

Shit...something samurai? forget :icon_sad:

[NUGHUFFER]

With honors - classic movie

Welcome to the game and thanks for bring the life back
--------------------------
Let's go with this one:

"It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for. "


Yeech "Jersey Girl" final answer.
:shivers:

[NUGHUFFER]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Monsters Under My Bed with Fred Savage Howie Mandel, and Ben Savage

"Little Monsters" you meant and no I dont think its from that one.
Could be wrong though.

[lil'hangerwound]

if i tell you exactly whos the main star is it might give it away so i ll say this ... it's new on DVD and the main star used to have his own show that was named after him

I Robot?

[Hudson]

ok good, I'm actually Glad I got the title wrong
Hanger Is that line from the movie where the hero is a Buddy Holly Samurai? If So I keep trying to see it but can't find it

[mc dice]

Yeech "Jersey Girl" final answer.
:shivers:

I guess this game got some new life in it

Actually it was from Along Came Polly

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hanger and hudson put both your answers together and your right its called Six String Samurai

[Hudson]

I guess this game got some new life in it

Actually it was from Along Came Polly

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hanger and hudson put both your answers together and your right its called Six String SamuraiI liked it so I resurrected it

[lil'hangerwound]

ok good, I'm actually Glad I got the title wrong
Hanger Is that line from the movie where the hero is a Buddy Holly Samurai? If So I keep trying to see it but can't find it

Yeah Im pretty sure thats where the line is from.
Six String Samurai- thats the name of it. (knew it started with an "S" though)

[Hudson]

An Easy one:
Who's the Uboat commander?

[lil'hangerwound]

aw shit
dunno
:icon_evil

[Hudson]

Started the lil boy's career
another line, and this will give it away
Sometimes you just gotta say:"what the Fuck!"

[SurlyTonyDanza]

hanger and hudson put both your answers together and your right its called Six String Samurai

Very good. What a strange movie.

Started the lil boy's career
another line, and this will give it away
Sometimes you just gotta say:"what the Fuck!"

Gotta be Risky Business.

Another one...

"How you doing?"
"Not so good...I'm dying."

[NUGHUFFER]

Another one...

"How you doing?"
"Not so good...I'm dying."

Royal Tennenbaums?

[NUGHUFFER]

I guess this game got some new life in it
Actually it was from Along Came Polly


Yeah I actually knew that cause I just saw both of them and they both sucked so it was force of habit to choose a shitty chick flick. :icon_redf

[NUGHUFFER]

Here's another one:

Man: "Jump!"
Boy: "I dont wanna jump!"
Man: "You smoke crack dont ya boy?"
Boy: "Yes sir"
Man: "Well I say if you're gonna kill yourself dont fuck around and do it!!"
Boy: "I dont wanna die Mr. Clark."

[Hudson]

Stand and deliver?

[Mike H]

No, Lean on Me

[lil'hangerwound]

"Shes 13 man."
"Yeah finally"

any guesses?

[Hudson]

No, Lean on Me
I always get my minority/inspirational movies messed up thanks
Stand and deliver was the hispanic math class movie?
While I'm Here:...
Mike Washowski!

[mascan42]

"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
"Yeah, about 99 percent."
"Then perhaps while you are with us, you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts."
"Captain Hilts."
"Twenty days."

[blackout-]

"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
"Yeah, about 99 percent."
"Then perhaps while you are with us, you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts."
"Captain Hilts."
"Twenty days."

the great escape, cool movie. here's one:

"Would you like to hear today's specials?"
"Not if you want to keep your spleen."

[Mike H]

American Psycho

I always liked this one, though it is pretty easy:

"Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the.... aiiiirrrrrrr-plane"

[NUGHUFFER]

Easy one in honor of Mike H's sig.

"...and if you try to pull a gun on me I will take it away from you, shove it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goooooes click."

[lil'hangerwound]

This one isnt that hard but here it is:

"What an asshole. Anyone with a haircut like that - you know he's an asshole"

[Hudson]

mike H: Con Air
Nug: Big Lebowski?
Hangar: Weird Science

But What about Mine??
"Mike Washowski!" ?

[lil'hangerwound]

Monster Inc?

ooooohhhhh 100 posts

[Mike H]

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
She happens to be my daughter.
Oh. Then I guess you have.

[Hudson]

Real Genius starring Val Kilmer a classic!
Another from the film "I drank What?" (the entire scene had me laughing for a week!)

Easy one: "How do you know it's a mail plane?"
"By the little balls"

[Fr. Dougal]

Three Amigos

[Hudson]

The dog peed on the picnic basket!

[Mike H]

"Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them."

[NUGHUFFER]

Brain Donors-Mike H

[Mike H]

nice... I was wondering if that movie was a bit on the obscure side (criminally underrated in my opinion).

[Mike H]

"A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life. "

[Hudson]

"Stay off the Moors" easy one!

[Mike H]

Amer. Wherewolf in London

[Hudson]

Triple play:
"kill them mommy, Kill theem!
Tina...This is God!
"I can see your dirty pillows"

[Mike H]

from one of my favorite childhood movies that MUST be released on DVD:

"Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?"

[Hudson]

Gary Busey Silver Bullet

[Mike H]

nope

[PCLoadLetter]

This is an easy one:

"Why do you say you feel... TRAPPED... In a man's body?"

*deep voice* "Well... Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, REAL HARD..."

[Hudson]

nope
Lost boys?
American werewolf?

[Mike H]

Nope. This is a good one too. Great movie (or at least I thought so when I was a young lad), but has since been forgotten by virtually everyone.

[NUGHUFFER]

Seen it mike but cant think of the damn name of it!
Is it the same movie with "Kick him in the nads!" "Wolfman dont got nads!"

[mascan42]

This is an easy one:

"Why do you say you feel... TRAPPED... In a man's body?"

*deep voice* "Well... Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, REAL HARD..."
Raising Arizona

"I consolidated your outstanding debt."
"Where'd you get the scratch for that? You been rolling fags in the Village again?"

"I need your fuckin' charity like I need your cock in my ass."

[Seth]

"I can see your dirty pillows"

Carrie. Anthony uses that line occasionally.

"Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?"

The Monster Squad. "Wolfman's got nards!"
Does a kid yell "My name [cocking a gun] is Francis!" in that? Or is that another movie?

[Mike H]

Yes!! Monster Squad was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I have not seen it in lat least 10 years, probably more...

[Seth]

I got one: "You threw a knife.... at my head"

[askewcore]

Does a kid yell "My name [cocking a gun] is Francis!" in that? Or is that another movie?

Yeah, but his name is Horace.

[NUGHUFFER]

Not a quote but had to ask everyone.........Has anyone seen SAW?
Very fucked up movie, I thought it would stink but it was pretty disturbing!
Reminded me of a book I read back in the day "Books of Blood" by Clive Barker, very sick stuff indeed!

[blackout-]

Raising Arizona

"I consolidated your outstanding debt."
"Where'd you get the scratch for that? You been rolling fags in the Village again?"

"I need your fuckin' charity like I need your cock in my ass."

rounders.

[slap happy]

i hope this one has not been posted already, ten pages is too much to check through, any way its one of my favorite scenes:

"Now dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole' pussy. And have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking ...and you're two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, that i've got "Desert Eagle 5.0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off."

[DeltaPin]

Snatch


Couldn't remember it till I got to the Replica/Desert Eagle 5.0 line.

[askewcore]

"Okay, he's younger than you are, stonger than you are, and faster than you are. He hasn't fought twenty two rounds today. But remember this, you are black."

[slap happy]

Snatch


Couldn't remember it till I got to the Replica/Desert Eagle 5.0 line.

yeah i didnt want to post the whole thing but its just to great a quote and scene, i knew someone would get it quick.

[Mike H]

On the Waterfront?

nobody answered my one from before:

"A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life."

[Hudson]

no idea, last action hero?

[Mike H]

Grosse Pointe Blank. Very good movie, probably my favorite that John Cusack has done.

[Hudson]

Grosse Pointe Blank. Very good movie, probably my favorite that John Cusack has done.
Damn I should have known that!
I have it on Dvd and watched it like a week ago!

[mascan42]

"Okay, he's younger than you are, stonger than you are, and faster than you are. He hasn't fought twenty two rounds today. But remember this, you are black."
Diggstown

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

[Mike H]

GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!!!

This is a good one. Great movie made from a great book:

That shit'll rob you of your ambitions
Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.

[mascan42]

Jackie Brown


"Shut up! We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!"

[SurlyTonyDanza]

A Fish Called Wanda


"I'm too serious to be an amateur, but not enough to be a professional."

[Hudson]

Tony: Barfly or Ironweed?
Mine: Benson, Sorry, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog now!
God I love that movie! Saw it again tonight on PBS??? wtf???

[lil'hangerwound]

"Who Am I?
"Im the guy who put the bathrooms in this joint!"

[mascan42]

"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass!"

[askewcore]

I figuered I'd bring this thread back since it's been dead for so long, maybe some newer members will have fresh material, here's an easy one to make a pitiful attempt to get things rolling again.

"Now, I will kill you until you die from it."

[Mike H]

Hot Shots!

[NUGHUFFER]

You are Machete Phil? What do you piss from your asshole?

[mascan42]

"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass!"
Nobody ever answered mine.

[NUGHUFFER]

Nobody ever answered mine.

G,B&U

[Comic Book Guy] Best movie EVER! [Comic Book Guy]

[askewcore]

You are Machete Phil? What do you piss from your asshole?

Club Dread

Hot Shots!

Part Duex, but close enough.

[NUGHUFFER]

"Father, I will never use my Hampster Style again!"

[askewcore]

"Father, I will never use my Hampster Style again!"

Kung Pow?

[NUGHUFFER]

Nope sorry.

[City View]

"Father, I will never use my Hampster Style again!"


Orgazmo!



How about an easy one....

"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"

[ASSBAG]

Orgazmo!



How about an easy one....

"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"


Dude where's my car.....sucks that I know that one



Okay how about this

"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon"

[City View]

True Lies....awesome.

Man I gotta do some work today. How about....

Person One: "How horny can you get?"
Person Two: "I don't know. What's the highest score?"

[ASSBAG]

True Lies....awesome.

Man I gotta do some work today. How about....

Person One: "How horny can you get?"
Person Two: "I don't know. What's the highest score?"


Brighton Beach Memoirs

[askewcore]

Man 1: Hey man! You said you'd kill me last.
Man 2: I lied.

[lil'hangerwound]

Man 1: Hey man! You said you'd kill me last.
Man 2: I lied.
commando
one of those movies I liked as a kid, but watch now and cant help but notice how bad it is. Full of unintentional comedy -probably its only selling point

[BeltOfScotch]

commando
one of those movies I liked as a kid, but watch now and cant help but notice how bad it is. Full of unintentional comedy -probably its only selling point

I just watched it Friday night with some peopel who haven't seen it before. The Unintentional Comedy is AMAZING, plus when you slow down the film during the explosions at the end you can see the small sticks holding up the stick figure soldiers. It's amazing.

"What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"

[ASSBAG]

I just watched it Friday night with some peopel who haven't seen it before. The Unintentional Comedy is AMAZING, plus when you slow down the film during the explosions at the end you can see the small sticks holding up the stick figure soldiers. It's amazing.

"What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"



Gene Hackman Crimson tide

[mascan42]

This one's from TV instead of a movie, but it's such a great line, I had to use it:

"He's going to put a bullet in my head before I can say hello, and then he's going to turn the gun on himself."
"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."

[kidconnor]

This one's from TV instead of a movie, but it's such a great line, I had to use it:

"He's going to put a bullet in my head before I can say hello, and then he's going to turn the gun on himself."
"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."


I dunno....the sheild?

[stella4star]

The Wire?

[askewcore]

"Usual vault rules apply, touch not lest ye be touched."

[mike70ss454]

"Usual vault rules apply, touch not lest ye be touched."

Brodie man from Mallrats

[mike70ss454]

"Can you say, Oh my god, theres a man in my office with a flamethrower!!!"

[mascan42]

This one's from TV instead of a movie, but it's such a great line, I had to use it:

"He's going to put a bullet in my head before I can say hello, and then he's going to turn the gun on himself."
"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."
Any other guesses?

[blackout-]

i found it by cheatin and googlin. saw the show but didn't remember that line.

[NUGHUFFER]

"Can you say, Oh my god, theres a man in my office with a flamethrower!!!"

Caddyshack II. Yeech!
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You smoke crack dont ya' boy?
I say "If you're gonna kill yourself dont fuck around and do it!"
Now JUMP!


(not the whole quote but i'm not typing all that out)

[NikDaSchwugie]

You smoke crack dont ya' boy?
I say "If you're gonna kill yourself dont fuck around and do it!"
Now JUMP!

Lean On Me?

[mike70ss454]

"Can you say, I'm sorry I hit you with a golf club, punched your face, mashed your testes, shot ya twice. If not, a simple hello would do."

[mascan42]

This one's from TV instead of a movie, but it's such a great line, I had to use it:

"He's going to put a bullet in my head before I can say hello, and then he's going to turn the gun on himself."
"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."
24

"If I hear any more shit outta you, I'm gonna fuckin' bust your head, and I'm gonna put you back in that fuckin' hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl, and I'm gonna make it stay there."

[whammy_kablammy]

I know a little hotel down in Spartensburg.
How 'bout you & me, a case of Cuervo Gold,
& my lucky rubber.

[stella4star]

"If I hear any more shit outta you, I'm gonna fuckin' bust your head, and I'm gonna put you back in that fuckin' hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl, and I'm gonna make it stay there."

CASINO

[stella4star]

Try this:

Get out of my way, son. You're using my oxygen, you know what I mean?

[Mike H]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

that was easy! :)

This one shouldn't be too difficult either...

"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."

[mascan42]

CASINO
Nope.

[ASSBAG]

Try this:

Get out of my way, son. You're using my oxygen, you know what I mean?


One flew over the coo coo's nest.


Okay,

"you are alive because I allowed you to live, so show me some goddamn respect"

[ASSBAG]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

that was easy! :)

This one shouldn't be too difficult either...

"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."


UHF...easy

[Mike H]

One flew over the coo coo's nest.


Okay,

"you are alive because I allowed you to live, so show me some goddamn respect"


OOH! OOH! In The Line Of Fire!!!!

great flick.

[ASSBAG]

OOH! OOH! In The Line Of Fire!!!!

great flick.


Thank you I could't remember the name :action-sm

[Mike H]

When I read that line, I automatically heard it in John Malkovich's voice before I even began to think about what movie it was from. I loved that movie.

[stella4star]

"If I hear any more shit outta you, I'm gonna fuckin' bust your head, and I'm gonna put you back in that fuckin' hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl, and I'm gonna make it stay there."


Midnight Run? I think it's DeNiro...

[stella4star]

Try This:

I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.

[Mike H]

2001

it is too easy when you use really classic movies. (that, and I am a geek)

[mascan42]

Midnight Run? I think it's DeNiro...
Right.

"Come on this property again, I'll be forced to shoot you. Fair warning."

[NUGHUFFER]

Hmm dunno Mascan.

How bout:
"C'mon Jack, lemme see your Tesla Coil. You DID drag it all the way down here on your little red wagon."

[bossdjbware]

"C'mon Jack, lemme see your Tesla Coil. You DID drag it all the way down here on your little red wagon."

Coffee & Cigarettes - Meg White

[NUGHUFFER]

wow good job on that! Didnt think too many people saw that one. Dunno why.

[bossdjbware]

wow good job on that! Didnt think too many people saw that one. Dunno why.

I saw it about a month ago. I knew Waits was in it, that made me rent it. That scene with Tom and Iggy is great.

[NUGHUFFER]

Exactly for that reason I got it! Tom Waits is awsome! Bill Murray, Steven Wright, Jack and Meg White, Jza and Rza. Great movie!

[mascan42]

Right.

"Come on this property again, I'll be forced to shoot you. Fair notice."
It's kind of a tough one, just from that one line. I'll make it easier by including the line right before it.

"The fuinniest thing to me right now, is that you think she came back here for you. That's what fuckin' funny!"

[NUGHUFFER]

Dunno Mascan thats a toughie.

Try this:

I had it all ....the money, the women!
Ha.....Cmon Lou, You paid for the women.

[stella4star]

It's kind of a tough one, just from that one line. I'll make it easier by including the line right before it.

"The fuinniest thing to me right now, is that you think she came back here for you. That's what fuckin' funny!"

Blood Simple

[mascan42]

Here's an old one:

"I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me. And I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed."

[Bone Dry]

"I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me. And I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed."

North by Northwest?

[Etherfiend]

North by Northwest?

yep



"Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch, why does this have to happen to me!"

[Etherfiend]

yep



"Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch, why does this have to happen to me!"


wow, eight and a half months and no one got it...

I WIN!

:icon_mrgr

[ProfessorAnt]

wow, eight and a half months and no one got it...

I WIN!

:icon_mrgr

isn't it Tommy Lee Jones in NBK? Sorry to ruin your spot, I havn't seen it in a while, but I think that's it.

Here's a new one for you...

"Hey.$$$..do you want to go to Sizzler and get some lunch?"

[mascan42]

"What am I, huh? Some kind of a circus freak? Is that it? Maybe I should be wearing a funny little hat! See the dancing freak! Only five bucks! To see the dancing freak!"

[OANerd]

Darkman


"What am I, huh? Some kind of a circus freak? Is that it? Maybe I should be wearing a funny little hat! See the dancing freak! Only five bucks! To see the dancing freak!"

[OANerd]

How about this one?

"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"

[JoeyDVDZ]

How about this one?

"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"

Dogma, snootchie bootchies...

"So you sweethearts had yourselves a little trial.
I just may have to kill you on general principle, Nauls."

and I'm a real light sleeper, Childs..."

[ProfessorAnt]

Dogma, snootchie bootchies...

"So you sweethearts had yourselves a little trial.
I just may have to kill you on general principle, Nauls."

and I'm a real light sleeper, Childs..."

Kurt Russel as McReedy in the Thing.
===

Don't move on until you finish the previous one please


"Hey.$$$..do you want to go to Sizzler and get some lunch?"

[OANerd]

Happy Gilmore??



"Hey.$$$..do you want to go to Sizzler and get some lunch?"

[FAngel]

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

[Baby Evil]

isn't it Tommy Lee Jones in NBK? Sorry to ruin your spot, I havn't seen it in a while, but I think that's it.

Here's a new one for you...

"Hey.$$$..do you want to go to Sizzler and get some lunch?"

Is that White Men Can't Jump?

How about this gem...Oh gawd, now they're shootin' retards?

[Baby Evil]

Happy Gilmore??

I believe he wanted to take "Shooter" McGavin to Red .......... with Pincher that gets edited out by WB admins. :)

[Hudson]

"You're Bleeding...."
"I aint got time to bleed!"
"You got time to duck????"

[Boston Funbags]

"You're Bleeding...."
"I aint got time to bleed!"
"You got time to duck????" Predator

- Forgive me sir, for speaking so bluntly, but those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out
- Me too, son. Me too.

[OANerd]

ProfessorAnt... ? Was Happy Gilmore the correct answer to your post?

Also, as pointed out, we cannot move onto a new quote until a previous one is solved.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Kurt Russel as McReedy in the Thing.
===

Don't move on until you finish the previous one please

I thought I had finished it.

It was Jason Mewes, playing Jay, in Dogma, talking to Linda Fiorentino, who was playing Mary.

[mike70ss454]

Predator

- Forgive me sir, for speaking so bluntly, but those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out
- Me too, son. Me too.
American Beauty

[mascan42]

"If you're not cop, you're little people."

[OANerd]

BladeRunner

"If you're not cop, you're little people."

[OANerd]

Try this one..


I believe "shaved" is the expression.

[blackout-]

Try this one..


I believe "shaved" is the expression.

American Pie

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"I can't believe no one's ever shit on your chest before!"

^^

[Boston Funbags]

"I can't believe no one's ever shit on your chest before!" The Jimmy Norden Story? LOLers!

[blackout-]

it could be "I can't believe no one's ever taken a dump on your chest before."

can't remember it exactly but that's about it heh.

[askewcore]

Linda Fiorentino, who was playing Mary.

Or Bethany.

[DeltaPin]

"I can't believe no one's ever shit on your chest before!"

^^

"Not Another Teen Movie"

[ChrisH]

"What kind of name is poon, anyway?"
"Comanche Indian"

[JoeyDVDZ]

Or Bethany.

Oops.

[The Sarge]

"if you TOUCH me....again...I'll rip your goddamn wings off".

[Baby Evil]

"if you TOUCH me....again...I'll rip your goddamn wings off".

StayFree Maxi Pads with Wings commercial ad?

[jagsfans]

What about, "You can get it on the side or you can get it lying down, those are your only choice. This is my house and I get the say" ???

[The Sarge]

StayFree Maxi Pads with Wings commercial ad?

Pretty witty....but no.

Again...the Line...

"If you TOUCH me, again...I'll rip your goddamn wings off".

[Etherfiend]

Pretty witty....but no.

Again...the Line...

"If you TOUCH me, again...I'll rip your goddamn wings off".


Scrooged


"Hey ringworm. You gonna big up that butt, or am i going to have to put it on the end of my shoe and stick it up you big fat pimply a-hole." cant remember exact quote - very colse though)

[Etherfiend]

WOW!

1 year and no answer. i win. where's my trophy? :icon_mrgr