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01-04-2005, 04:45 PM
Show Open
• Opie greets everyone, and says that the number of subs is starting to get crazy
• Jimmy says that he hasn’t slept, and now he looks like Heather Nussbaum
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• Let’s Get Retarded – Lady Di calls in. Opie says she has a two minute limit before they cut her off. The guy staying with her, Howie (hoo-hoo) gets on the phone, and he sounds wasted. He explains some problem he is having with his son. Lady Di gets back on the phone, and Opie shouts at her, asking her why the hell she is calling in.
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He asks her what she has for the show, she of course has nothing. Ant says its time to put the bolt in her head like a cow with “mad cow disease”.
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She keeps talking, and Opie gets more frustrated. He tells her that he doesn’t care about her life. He then tells her that she is banned from the show until she brings something to the show that they can use. She says that she is still their friend, and Opie reiterates that they are not friends. He says her son could die in a house fire and he wouldn’t care *ding-ding*
• Marion calls in to argue with Lady Di. Opie says its time for Marion to give up on Lady Di. He says that Lady Di is Marion’s Robin (hoo-hoo). Opie says if Marion died, he would shed maybe a tear. Lady Di keeps repeating what they say; Jimmy says she is a drunken echo. Opie tells her to “F’ off” and hangs up on her.
• *** Teaser Alert *** - Bernie Goetz will be on the show later
• Opie talks about the promos, which he says still have them beating up women. Steve C. comes in to defend his promos.
• “Total Recallen” into break.
Break
• Caller – Wants to know why the let lady Di on the show. Ant says it has to do with watching how far she has fallen since the WNEW days.
• Caller – Didn’t know that the boys were on until Stern started bitching about their show on his show yesterday. Opie says he wants to thank Howard for the free advertisement
• Ant says he heard the clip of the show yesterday, and he says it was the first time he had laughed at a Stern show in years. He says the clips were genuinely funny. He also says that they didn’t come on the air and outright say that their show stunk.
• They talk about their show still being run in Syracuse, even though it was only a 2 week deal. He says their agent called asking about it, since they are technically not being paid for it. They also talk about having dinner with him in Vegas, and that he is the one person that can suck the excitement out of Vegas. They also talk about his hobby, which is playing the French horn.
• Lady Di calls back. They ask her about the Tsunami, and she thinks it’s a “shame”. She tries to explain to them how it is formed. She also says she is sending “canned stuff” to the victims. Opie cuts her off
• Ben comes to in to explain that Bernie Goetz isn’t in yet. Jimmy asks why Ben looks British.
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Break
• Opie says the assault on the media continues - they had signs on the WWE show last night. Hawk was there and he tells them that security was pissed, and they took the signs from them. Opie says that they have had to take the initiative, because the gang is Washington is not promoting them as promised. They also talk about a post show meeting today.
• Ben comes in and brings in some of the CDs that Bernie brought in. Opie comments on how dirty they are.
• Tsunami talk – they talk about the coverage, and the cleanup efforts. Ant says that if you are in a country where elephants help with the cleanup, then you may have a problem.
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Then they bring up an example of why other countries hate America – there is a story in the NY newspapers about an artwork project in Central Park. They will be putting up 23 miles of saffron fabric, to help “brighten up” the park and it will cost $20 million dollars. Opie says only a couple of art fags will appreciate that.
• “America – Fuck Yeah!” into break
Break
• Caller – says the artist with the Central Park project did the same thing on a coast and on a bridge. Opie says Pablo Picasso didn’t need fabric. Jimmy wonders who did “The Scream”
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• Caller – says Howard is still bitching today. Opie says Howard is just constantly looking for a reason why he can’t put on a good show. He says after this, Stern will start blaming Bush for why his show is bad.
• Caller – says the artist did a project with umbrellas in California, and one of the umbrellas killed a woman.
• Bernie comes in studio. Opie asks him about “The Scream”, and if he knows who did it – he doesn’t. They talk to Bernie about how his music segment will go. Bernie says that he has already taken his toke of weed for the day. He says that’s his wake up call in the morning
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• Caller – says the “John and Jeff” show was ripping the Opie and Ant show. Jimmy says he and Florentine heard the show once and it stunk. Caller tries a joke *crash*.
• Ant confirms the earlier story about a woman being killed by the artist’s exhibition.
• Jimmy continues to tool on John and Jeff. He says it’s a sin for their show to be that unfunny.
• Dru Boogie Bernie Goetz promo into break. (Opie plays part of a mash up by mistake first)
Break
• Bernie Goetz in studio. :AR15firin They talk about the shooting, and why there wasn’t a movie done about it. Opie takes Ant’s bell, and he says he will ring it when Bernie goes off topic. They play Steve C.’s promos for Bernie’s guest DJ time.
• Bernie says he should become a reverend - ‘Reverend Gravy” – Ant says that should be his DJ name.
• 1st Song - “Sweet Jane” + Audio Clips
• Bernie goes off topic, talking about people being better to animals.
• 2nd Song – “Love is a battlefield” by Pat Benetar + Audio Clips
• Bernie talks about the gun he used in the subway shooting, and where he buried it when he fled afterwards. He also talks about comments he made before the shooting, that were racist. Opie rings the bell after Bernie goes on to long.
• 3rd Song – “God shuffled his feet” by Crash Test Dummies + Audio Clips
• Bernie starts talking about love, and mankind having the power to fly.
• 4th Song – “Crazy” by Seal + Audio clips
• Bernie talks about the cops using tazers with adjustable settings.
Break
• 5th Song – “It’s My life” – Bon Jovi
• Caller – Says he saw a story on CNN about O& A taking over for Howard in Syracuse. Bernie starts trying to promo his website, and they keep misspelling it.
• Caller – sings a racist song for Bernie, which makes him laugh
• Bernie says he has no issues with homosexuality, and explains his views on sex.
• 6th Song “Time Warp” from the “Rock Horror Picture show”
• Bernie starts talking about meat again, and how it leads to violence. Opie explains his Cats/Asian people theory to Bernie. Opie says they should have “Weekend with Bernie”, spending the weekend looking for his gun. Bernie gives them a general idea of where he hid the gun.
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Ant asks Bernie about his views on the Tsunami.
• 7th and last song – (missed name)
• Bernie talks about his electronic experiments; Opie says he should bring some of them in.
• Bernie talks about his squirrel, who he says could talk. He says one day she said stop to him. He also says that when a dog growls it means “Go Away”. He explains to them how the squirrel ran away, and how he disciplined his new squirrel by leaving it in the park for a few hours
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• Caller – He had a dog named Chester that said “Don’t kick me”
• Audio from the old days, with Ant doing Tom Brokaw talking about Bernie losing his squirrel
• Bernie asks them which is more important a squirrel or an iceberg. Opie says that next time he is on the show they will try to have hookers for him to choose from.
Break
• Howard Stern Audio from yesterday, talking about him not caring about O & A. They point out that if he didn’t care, he wouldn’t mention it in the first place. Brother Joe speaks up (Opie curses that his mike is on) – talking about his song parodies that he submitted to the Stern show, and once they found out that it was Brother Joe’s song it became a problem.
• Opie talks about a picture of John and Jeff on their website, with MC Hammer.
• They talk about the Fox show “Who’s your Daddy”, and the NY Daily news being upset about it. The show revolves around a woman trying to find her father from a group of 8 men.
• Caller – says he saw the show and it sucked.
• Opie reads a review from the Daily News TV Columnist, talking about the show.
• They play clips from the show, and comment on how hot and annoying the woman sounds. Jimmy says one of the Dads sounds like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
• Quick WDIL and Stern Audio into Show End
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage and Stevethrower
• Opie greets everyone, and says that the number of subs is starting to get crazy
• Jimmy says that he hasn’t slept, and now he looks like Heather Nussbaum
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38968.jpg
• Let’s Get Retarded – Lady Di calls in. Opie says she has a two minute limit before they cut her off. The guy staying with her, Howie (hoo-hoo) gets on the phone, and he sounds wasted. He explains some problem he is having with his son. Lady Di gets back on the phone, and Opie shouts at her, asking her why the hell she is calling in.
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He asks her what she has for the show, she of course has nothing. Ant says its time to put the bolt in her head like a cow with “mad cow disease”.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/39058.jpg
She keeps talking, and Opie gets more frustrated. He tells her that he doesn’t care about her life. He then tells her that she is banned from the show until she brings something to the show that they can use. She says that she is still their friend, and Opie reiterates that they are not friends. He says her son could die in a house fire and he wouldn’t care *ding-ding*
• Marion calls in to argue with Lady Di. Opie says its time for Marion to give up on Lady Di. He says that Lady Di is Marion’s Robin (hoo-hoo). Opie says if Marion died, he would shed maybe a tear. Lady Di keeps repeating what they say; Jimmy says she is a drunken echo. Opie tells her to “F’ off” and hangs up on her.
• *** Teaser Alert *** - Bernie Goetz will be on the show later
• Opie talks about the promos, which he says still have them beating up women. Steve C. comes in to defend his promos.
• “Total Recallen” into break.
Break
• Caller – Wants to know why the let lady Di on the show. Ant says it has to do with watching how far she has fallen since the WNEW days.
• Caller – Didn’t know that the boys were on until Stern started bitching about their show on his show yesterday. Opie says he wants to thank Howard for the free advertisement
• Ant says he heard the clip of the show yesterday, and he says it was the first time he had laughed at a Stern show in years. He says the clips were genuinely funny. He also says that they didn’t come on the air and outright say that their show stunk.
• They talk about their show still being run in Syracuse, even though it was only a 2 week deal. He says their agent called asking about it, since they are technically not being paid for it. They also talk about having dinner with him in Vegas, and that he is the one person that can suck the excitement out of Vegas. They also talk about his hobby, which is playing the French horn.
• Lady Di calls back. They ask her about the Tsunami, and she thinks it’s a “shame”. She tries to explain to them how it is formed. She also says she is sending “canned stuff” to the victims. Opie cuts her off
• Ben comes to in to explain that Bernie Goetz isn’t in yet. Jimmy asks why Ben looks British.
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Break
• Opie says the assault on the media continues - they had signs on the WWE show last night. Hawk was there and he tells them that security was pissed, and they took the signs from them. Opie says that they have had to take the initiative, because the gang is Washington is not promoting them as promised. They also talk about a post show meeting today.
• Ben comes in and brings in some of the CDs that Bernie brought in. Opie comments on how dirty they are.
• Tsunami talk – they talk about the coverage, and the cleanup efforts. Ant says that if you are in a country where elephants help with the cleanup, then you may have a problem.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38978.jpg
Then they bring up an example of why other countries hate America – there is a story in the NY newspapers about an artwork project in Central Park. They will be putting up 23 miles of saffron fabric, to help “brighten up” the park and it will cost $20 million dollars. Opie says only a couple of art fags will appreciate that.
• “America – Fuck Yeah!” into break
Break
• Caller – says the artist with the Central Park project did the same thing on a coast and on a bridge. Opie says Pablo Picasso didn’t need fabric. Jimmy wonders who did “The Scream”
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• Caller – says Howard is still bitching today. Opie says Howard is just constantly looking for a reason why he can’t put on a good show. He says after this, Stern will start blaming Bush for why his show is bad.
• Caller – says the artist did a project with umbrellas in California, and one of the umbrellas killed a woman.
• Bernie comes in studio. Opie asks him about “The Scream”, and if he knows who did it – he doesn’t. They talk to Bernie about how his music segment will go. Bernie says that he has already taken his toke of weed for the day. He says that’s his wake up call in the morning
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38996.jpg
• Caller – says the “John and Jeff” show was ripping the Opie and Ant show. Jimmy says he and Florentine heard the show once and it stunk. Caller tries a joke *crash*.
• Ant confirms the earlier story about a woman being killed by the artist’s exhibition.
• Jimmy continues to tool on John and Jeff. He says it’s a sin for their show to be that unfunny.
• Dru Boogie Bernie Goetz promo into break. (Opie plays part of a mash up by mistake first)
Break
• Bernie Goetz in studio. :AR15firin They talk about the shooting, and why there wasn’t a movie done about it. Opie takes Ant’s bell, and he says he will ring it when Bernie goes off topic. They play Steve C.’s promos for Bernie’s guest DJ time.
• Bernie says he should become a reverend - ‘Reverend Gravy” – Ant says that should be his DJ name.
• 1st Song - “Sweet Jane” + Audio Clips
• Bernie goes off topic, talking about people being better to animals.
• 2nd Song – “Love is a battlefield” by Pat Benetar + Audio Clips
• Bernie talks about the gun he used in the subway shooting, and where he buried it when he fled afterwards. He also talks about comments he made before the shooting, that were racist. Opie rings the bell after Bernie goes on to long.
• 3rd Song – “God shuffled his feet” by Crash Test Dummies + Audio Clips
• Bernie starts talking about love, and mankind having the power to fly.
• 4th Song – “Crazy” by Seal + Audio clips
• Bernie talks about the cops using tazers with adjustable settings.
Break
• 5th Song – “It’s My life” – Bon Jovi
• Caller – Says he saw a story on CNN about O& A taking over for Howard in Syracuse. Bernie starts trying to promo his website, and they keep misspelling it.
• Caller – sings a racist song for Bernie, which makes him laugh
• Bernie says he has no issues with homosexuality, and explains his views on sex.
• 6th Song “Time Warp” from the “Rock Horror Picture show”
• Bernie starts talking about meat again, and how it leads to violence. Opie explains his Cats/Asian people theory to Bernie. Opie says they should have “Weekend with Bernie”, spending the weekend looking for his gun. Bernie gives them a general idea of where he hid the gun.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/39002.jpg
Ant asks Bernie about his views on the Tsunami.
• 7th and last song – (missed name)
• Bernie talks about his electronic experiments; Opie says he should bring some of them in.
• Bernie talks about his squirrel, who he says could talk. He says one day she said stop to him. He also says that when a dog growls it means “Go Away”. He explains to them how the squirrel ran away, and how he disciplined his new squirrel by leaving it in the park for a few hours
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/39009.jpg
• Caller – He had a dog named Chester that said “Don’t kick me”
• Audio from the old days, with Ant doing Tom Brokaw talking about Bernie losing his squirrel
• Bernie asks them which is more important a squirrel or an iceberg. Opie says that next time he is on the show they will try to have hookers for him to choose from.
Break
• Howard Stern Audio from yesterday, talking about him not caring about O & A. They point out that if he didn’t care, he wouldn’t mention it in the first place. Brother Joe speaks up (Opie curses that his mike is on) – talking about his song parodies that he submitted to the Stern show, and once they found out that it was Brother Joe’s song it became a problem.
• Opie talks about a picture of John and Jeff on their website, with MC Hammer.
• They talk about the Fox show “Who’s your Daddy”, and the NY Daily news being upset about it. The show revolves around a woman trying to find her father from a group of 8 men.
• Caller – says he saw the show and it sucked.
• Opie reads a review from the Daily News TV Columnist, talking about the show.
• They play clips from the show, and comment on how hot and annoying the woman sounds. Jimmy says one of the Dads sounds like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
• Quick WDIL and Stern Audio into Show End
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage and Stevethrower