rocfastrini
01-06-2005, 09:59 AM
Show Open
• Merry New Year – Ok Terrific!
• Op talks about the schedule this week, with the Vegas Shows coming up:
- Live Today and Tomorrow
- Wednesday – No Live Show
- Thursday, Friday and Saturday (yes Saturday) – 1pm to 3 pm East coast time.
• Ant hates his bagel, because it was toasted on a grill – Bagel Diva!
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• Back to the Vegas Show, Jimmy says he doesn’t like the Saturday show, because he has a schedule that involves exchanging money for company. Op says that they have been upgraded to a better hotel. Ben brings up Club Kenny suggesting that they use fake names when they are booked in Vegas. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address again. They talk about CSK detailing their travel arrangements.
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Hawk Eric isn’t going to DC anymore, he will be staying in NY while they are in Vegas.
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• Op plays some of the new Ben songs by ‘Slim Shitty”
- “Ben Sparks is Herky Jerky”
- “There goes Ben”
• Caller – wants to know why he is paying 3.5 cents an hour for the Vegas shows
• Ant talks about how many planes they are taking to Vegas
• They talk about a Daily News (NY paper) article about tourists in Thailand even after the Tsunami. Jimmy brings up a story about a Russian complaining that there was no Champagne greeting at the hotel in Thailand. Ant talks about how obnoxious Russians are. Hawk Eric talks about how the Russians cut in line in front of him at the Best Buy.
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Ant starts doing a Russian in Thailand. Ant tells a story of working for a Russian.
• Op says that they now have to take a couple of breaks an hour, so there will now be more breaks in the show
• Opie Prank Call into break
Break
• Football talk - Op talks about the NY Giants carrying Eli Manning off the field because how won a meaningless game against the Dallas Cowboys. He also Ant talks about the anticlimactic end of the Jets-Rams games - because the Bills lost, the Jets were in whether they won or lost. Jimmy says he is annoyed with Bill Parcells and his apple body. Ant says he likes the Jets, Op says he likes the Jets, but if they get knocked out he will root for the Pats. They switch to baseball talk, with the Yanks signing Randy Johnson, which annoyed Jimmy.
• Caller – talks about the Browns dumping Gatorade on their coach after a horrible season
• Ant is distracted by a fire in the Flatbush area of Brooklyn. He says he was driving through there once, and he didn’t stop for lights.
• They talk about the morning wreck of the day on the news.
• Back to sports, they talk about Ben and the Boston Sports arrogance.
Jimmy says he hated Kevin Brown, and Jason Giambi coming to the Yankees. They talk about how, with some players stopping the steroids they will be looking smaller, and seeing Mike Piazza and how thin he looked.
Break
• Op wishes everybody a Merry New Year. Op says him Ben and Jimmy spent New Years together at a bar, and Ben says that Opie was dancing to a disco song:
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Opie says that there was a rumor that Julianne Moore was at the bar, and Jim was freaking out to get a picture of her, and ended up walking up to the wrong woman. Ant says he watched the TV shows for New Years, didn’t do anything really special. He starts talking about how awful the “New Year’s Rocking Eve” on ABC is. Regis Philbin was hosting, and Ant says he was lost half the time. They play audio of Regis hosting, and everyone sending their best wishes to ‘Dick’ (Dick Clark).
• They get distracted by John Kerry on TV.
• Caller – Says he was listening to Howard, and Howard was bitching about what happened in Syracuse. Opie says that’s a good thing; because all Howard is doing is giving them free advertising.
• Caller – Says Jimmy should look into the Bunny Ranch, because there is a hooker there with the large lips that Jimmy likes.
• Caller – Says they are on in Syracuse, because a caller called in to Stern’s show and complained that they were on. The caller also says that the show is also on in Harrisburg.
• Ant says that Howard thinks he can badmouth everyone at Infinity and still be able to do his show however he likes. Instead, they will chop his show up and take his show off so that by the time he goes to satellite his listeners will be disgusted. He talks about how Howard is always saying he will walk off the show, which of course never happens. Op says they won this battle, because they ruined his vacation. Ant reads some of the Instant feedback, which is saying that Howard is playing off the Syracuse thing as no big deal on the air, but they know that behind the scenes it is a big deal. They talk about Howard’s daughters big Jewish tits, and how Stern is helping them by mentioning their names.
• ***Teaser Alert*** - Jimmy has a story about a hippo eating a dwarf.
• Stephen Lynch – “Kill a Kitten” into break
Break
• Jimmy is happy about an email that was sent around the office about people at the office not being able to use their studio after last week’s incident with the Broadway guy. Op says it’s another case of what they always say - “We always win in the end.”
• Caller – Howard is still bitching about the Syracuse situation, and talking about Farid.
• Opie talks about Howard calling Farid (head or programming at Citadel) a terrorist. Op says just listen to all the fake laughter when Howard talks about the whole situation. Op hints about what happened 4 years ago when Howard was signing his contract.
• Caller – Says that callers are calling into Howard’s show from other places besides Syracuse saying that they are hearing O&A instead of Howard.
• Opie talks about their meeting with Farid, and the boxes of wine he gave them as a present.
• Caller – He says that O & A are Stern’s Tsunami
• Caller – He says that Stern is making a joke about the “Earl and Opie Show”.
• Caller – Fell asleep while waiting to get on the air, all they hear is him snoring
Break
• Ant reads Instant Feedback from a listener, talking about Artie Lange tooling on them at Stern’s show. Op says he met Artie recently, and Artie was really nice to him
• Jimmy’s story, about a dwarf being eaten by a hippopotamus. Op and Ant start questioning if this story is true. Jimmy tries a joke *crickets*
• Op brings up a story of theirs that was published in FHM, but they are interrupted by…
• Caller – Says that Jimmy’s story is obviously fake. This segues into Ant talking about Snopes.com and how you can check there to see if a story is fake or not.
• Caller calls in to ask Jimmy if he heard the story about Batboy being found
• Ant finds the story on Snopes, which tags the story as a fake. They talk about the fake gerbil story.
• ***Ozone Midget Sighting*** - real estate ad on TV
• Back to the FHM article. The article is about a contest they ran in Thanksgiving of 1997, in which listeners were supposed to catch their own turkeys. When all the listeners showed up, with all their weapons to catch the turkeys, they found out that they were paper turkeys instead. They segue into more of the ‘Chester’ story. Back to the story, Op talks about how angry the listeners were when they found out there were not real turkeys, and that they started throwing stuff at the station bus and rocking it. They also remember their GM’s Idea about taking pies to sick kids after their “The Mayor is dead” prank in Boston.
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Break
(Writing the last hour from memory, I missed bits and pieces of it)
• Last Hour: Dean Edwards (black comedian on SNL) in studio. Tells stories of SNL, does some of his impressions (Denzel, Tracy Morgan, Jay-Z).
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38738.jpg
They also talk about Norton and Patrice and their trips to Brazil, and Patrice taking a suitcase of glass dildos with him to Brazil
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/in_for_life.jpg
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38742.jpg
Program Complete
Photos by Cage and Wonka614
• Merry New Year – Ok Terrific!
• Op talks about the schedule this week, with the Vegas Shows coming up:
- Live Today and Tomorrow
- Wednesday – No Live Show
- Thursday, Friday and Saturday (yes Saturday) – 1pm to 3 pm East coast time.
• Ant hates his bagel, because it was toasted on a grill – Bagel Diva!
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38744.jpg
• Back to the Vegas Show, Jimmy says he doesn’t like the Saturday show, because he has a schedule that involves exchanging money for company. Op says that they have been upgraded to a better hotel. Ben brings up Club Kenny suggesting that they use fake names when they are booked in Vegas. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address again. They talk about CSK detailing their travel arrangements.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38674.jpg
Hawk Eric isn’t going to DC anymore, he will be staying in NY while they are in Vegas.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38679.jpg
• Op plays some of the new Ben songs by ‘Slim Shitty”
- “Ben Sparks is Herky Jerky”
- “There goes Ben”
• Caller – wants to know why he is paying 3.5 cents an hour for the Vegas shows
• Ant talks about how many planes they are taking to Vegas
• They talk about a Daily News (NY paper) article about tourists in Thailand even after the Tsunami. Jimmy brings up a story about a Russian complaining that there was no Champagne greeting at the hotel in Thailand. Ant talks about how obnoxious Russians are. Hawk Eric talks about how the Russians cut in line in front of him at the Best Buy.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38680.jpg
Ant starts doing a Russian in Thailand. Ant tells a story of working for a Russian.
• Op says that they now have to take a couple of breaks an hour, so there will now be more breaks in the show
• Opie Prank Call into break
Break
• Football talk - Op talks about the NY Giants carrying Eli Manning off the field because how won a meaningless game against the Dallas Cowboys. He also Ant talks about the anticlimactic end of the Jets-Rams games - because the Bills lost, the Jets were in whether they won or lost. Jimmy says he is annoyed with Bill Parcells and his apple body. Ant says he likes the Jets, Op says he likes the Jets, but if they get knocked out he will root for the Pats. They switch to baseball talk, with the Yanks signing Randy Johnson, which annoyed Jimmy.
• Caller – talks about the Browns dumping Gatorade on their coach after a horrible season
• Ant is distracted by a fire in the Flatbush area of Brooklyn. He says he was driving through there once, and he didn’t stop for lights.
• They talk about the morning wreck of the day on the news.
• Back to sports, they talk about Ben and the Boston Sports arrogance.
Jimmy says he hated Kevin Brown, and Jason Giambi coming to the Yankees. They talk about how, with some players stopping the steroids they will be looking smaller, and seeing Mike Piazza and how thin he looked.
Break
• Op wishes everybody a Merry New Year. Op says him Ben and Jimmy spent New Years together at a bar, and Ben says that Opie was dancing to a disco song:
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38693.jpg
Opie says that there was a rumor that Julianne Moore was at the bar, and Jim was freaking out to get a picture of her, and ended up walking up to the wrong woman. Ant says he watched the TV shows for New Years, didn’t do anything really special. He starts talking about how awful the “New Year’s Rocking Eve” on ABC is. Regis Philbin was hosting, and Ant says he was lost half the time. They play audio of Regis hosting, and everyone sending their best wishes to ‘Dick’ (Dick Clark).
• They get distracted by John Kerry on TV.
• Caller – Says he was listening to Howard, and Howard was bitching about what happened in Syracuse. Opie says that’s a good thing; because all Howard is doing is giving them free advertising.
• Caller – Says Jimmy should look into the Bunny Ranch, because there is a hooker there with the large lips that Jimmy likes.
• Caller – Says they are on in Syracuse, because a caller called in to Stern’s show and complained that they were on. The caller also says that the show is also on in Harrisburg.
• Ant says that Howard thinks he can badmouth everyone at Infinity and still be able to do his show however he likes. Instead, they will chop his show up and take his show off so that by the time he goes to satellite his listeners will be disgusted. He talks about how Howard is always saying he will walk off the show, which of course never happens. Op says they won this battle, because they ruined his vacation. Ant reads some of the Instant feedback, which is saying that Howard is playing off the Syracuse thing as no big deal on the air, but they know that behind the scenes it is a big deal. They talk about Howard’s daughters big Jewish tits, and how Stern is helping them by mentioning their names.
• ***Teaser Alert*** - Jimmy has a story about a hippo eating a dwarf.
• Stephen Lynch – “Kill a Kitten” into break
Break
• Jimmy is happy about an email that was sent around the office about people at the office not being able to use their studio after last week’s incident with the Broadway guy. Op says it’s another case of what they always say - “We always win in the end.”
• Caller – Howard is still bitching about the Syracuse situation, and talking about Farid.
• Opie talks about Howard calling Farid (head or programming at Citadel) a terrorist. Op says just listen to all the fake laughter when Howard talks about the whole situation. Op hints about what happened 4 years ago when Howard was signing his contract.
• Caller – Says that callers are calling into Howard’s show from other places besides Syracuse saying that they are hearing O&A instead of Howard.
• Opie talks about their meeting with Farid, and the boxes of wine he gave them as a present.
• Caller – He says that O & A are Stern’s Tsunami
• Caller – He says that Stern is making a joke about the “Earl and Opie Show”.
• Caller – Fell asleep while waiting to get on the air, all they hear is him snoring
Break
• Ant reads Instant Feedback from a listener, talking about Artie Lange tooling on them at Stern’s show. Op says he met Artie recently, and Artie was really nice to him
• Jimmy’s story, about a dwarf being eaten by a hippopotamus. Op and Ant start questioning if this story is true. Jimmy tries a joke *crickets*
• Op brings up a story of theirs that was published in FHM, but they are interrupted by…
• Caller – Says that Jimmy’s story is obviously fake. This segues into Ant talking about Snopes.com and how you can check there to see if a story is fake or not.
• Caller calls in to ask Jimmy if he heard the story about Batboy being found
• Ant finds the story on Snopes, which tags the story as a fake. They talk about the fake gerbil story.
• ***Ozone Midget Sighting*** - real estate ad on TV
• Back to the FHM article. The article is about a contest they ran in Thanksgiving of 1997, in which listeners were supposed to catch their own turkeys. When all the listeners showed up, with all their weapons to catch the turkeys, they found out that they were paper turkeys instead. They segue into more of the ‘Chester’ story. Back to the story, Op talks about how angry the listeners were when they found out there were not real turkeys, and that they started throwing stuff at the station bus and rocking it. They also remember their GM’s Idea about taking pies to sick kids after their “The Mayor is dead” prank in Boston.
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38724.jpg
Break
(Writing the last hour from memory, I missed bits and pieces of it)
• Last Hour: Dean Edwards (black comedian on SNL) in studio. Tells stories of SNL, does some of his impressions (Denzel, Tracy Morgan, Jay-Z).
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38738.jpg
They also talk about Norton and Patrice and their trips to Brazil, and Patrice taking a suitcase of glass dildos with him to Brazil
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/in_for_life.jpg
http://www.imagestash.com/uploads/38742.jpg
Program Complete
Photos by Cage and Wonka614