Old Anti Drug Commercials from the early Nineties [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

Taso

01-17-2005, 10:05 PM

Who remembers those old commercials from the early nineties, like the ninja turtle ones, "im not a chicken your a turkey", or the one where the dad walks in on his kid and the kid tearfully responds "I learned this from you".
I hope someone remembers these, but I was wondering if anyone knew of any places where these can be dloaded.
For some weird reason the "I learned this from you" popped in my head today and ive just been wanting to see it again.

Boston Funbags

01-17-2005, 10:50 PM

I remember the "I learned this from you" one. One time, I swore in front of my dad when I was like 8 or 9 and my dad was like "Where did you hear that?" and I actually replied, "I learned this from you." Who says that?! He laughed in my face and I think I wasn't allowed to watch TV for like a week or something. I was such an ass.

SurlyTonyDanza

01-17-2005, 11:11 PM

Who remembers those old commercials from the early nineties, like the ninja turtle ones, "im not a chicken your a turkey"

Hey Man, want some puffs, you know...Marijuana.
No, thats Okay.
C'mon man, whats the matter? What are you, a chicken?
I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!!

Wish I knew where to download that.

Okterrificguy

01-18-2005, 12:06 AM

this is your brain....this is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

cicp^p

01-18-2005, 01:02 AM

this is your brain....this is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Yea. Isn't that just an egg in a pan? Cause I'm pretty sure it's not my brain.

Smoke

01-18-2005, 01:08 AM

This thread is much gooder with bong rips. I'll give a 5+ bonus to whoever can link me to the Ninja Turtle one.

Hudson

01-18-2005, 01:25 AM

I always liked the "this is your brain on drugs" commercial where the chick drops the egg on the floor and picks up the frying pan demolishes the entire kitchen saying things like "these are your friends", "This is your job", and "this is your family". I found the chick really hot in a dirty kinda girl is hot way.

SurlyTonyDanza

01-18-2005, 09:00 AM

The best I can do so far. Still looking for the video
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/4258/youreaturkey1yd.jpg

I always liked the "this is your brain on drugs" commercial where the chick drops the egg on the floor and picks up the frying pan demolishes the entire kitchen saying things like "these are your friends", "This is your job", and "this is your family". I found the chick really hot in a dirty kinda girl is hot way.

Wasn't that Rachel leigh cook?

Taso

01-18-2005, 09:17 AM

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/4258/youreaturkey1yd.jpg

Ahhh takes me back

pooter

01-18-2005, 10:33 AM

Why wasn't I offered free weed in school? :(

MilitantRabbit

01-18-2005, 12:37 PM

i remember that updated brain on drugs commercial.

"this is your brain (holding egg). this is heroin (frying pan). this is what happens to your brain after snorting heroin. (Winds up, wails the egg. holds up pan.) It's not over yet. This is what your family goes through! And your Job! AND YOUR MONEY! AND YOUR FRIENDS! AND YOUR SELF RESPECT! Any questions?"

dude, blood rushed to my mule so fast when that commercial came on.

daytona

01-18-2005, 06:00 PM

The best I can do so far. Still looking for the video
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/4258/youreaturkey1yd.jpg

Wasn't that Rachel leigh cook?damn, those are some pinner joints. wish i was offered free weed in school too. then at least maybe i could have known who to go to for it. it was a pain in the ass trying to buy it in high school

hairtussler

01-18-2005, 07:32 PM

http://www.killyourroommate.com/downloads/movies/10-25-04/banned%20commercials%20-%20Anti-cocaine%20Ad..mpg

if it doesnt work paste the url in your address bar

hairtussler

01-18-2005, 08:25 PM

crack selling golfer turning into snake

http://www.x-entertainment.com/halloween/2004/september27/snakeman.wmv

Taso

01-18-2005, 10:08 PM

Yeah that was a good one.

Hudson

01-18-2005, 10:41 PM

The one with the dealer turning into a snake scared me pretty much outta drugs, that and black people,,,Joking! Does anyone else think that the drug dealer is a little....oh I don't know offensively ethnically stereotypical ???????:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_mrgr

Boston Funbags

01-19-2005, 01:53 PM

Wasn't that Rachel leigh cook? yes it was

Taso

02-21-2005, 06:32 PM

I had to bump this up because during the opening of the show, I have heard the audio from one of the old commercials "I learned this by watching you"
Maybe if SexBagel is reading this up he can hook me up with whatever they pulled that audio from, cuz i think that is probably one of the funniest commercials ever.

kloraferm

02-23-2005, 10:39 AM

this is your brain....this is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
After that I was eating eggs for a week trying to get high....nothin'

jewdown

02-23-2005, 10:56 AM

Anyone remember the one with the chick in a bathing suit climbing up to the diving board and jumping off...

...supposidly into an empty pool?

roche

02-23-2005, 10:58 AM

Anyone remember the one with the chick in a bathing suit climbing up to the diving board and jumping off...

...supposidly into an empty pool?

I remember that one. Stupid commercial......

Deacon Jones

02-27-2005, 10:31 PM

I liked the one with the golfer picking up the kids paper airplane...
"You like flying? I got something that'll really make you fly."

mascan42

02-27-2005, 11:59 PM