rocfastrini
01-18-2005, 04:32 PM
Show Open (New Intro)
• Op says he has itchy scalp today, and he talks about the 12 degree weather outside
• Caller (Dugout Doug) – points out that the new intro doesn’t mention the sex in St. Patrick’s Church.
• Caller – Retarded guy singing. Ant says that this guy is an instant new character. They can’t figure out for sure if he is really retarded or not.
• Op brings up a call he got from Anthony before the show, from a gas station saying that he would be late. Ant says that he is at the point in his life it has afforded him avoiding certain things like not having to gas up his car on a cold morning. Because of people staying at his house, he had to drive his girlfriend’s car, and he couldn’t figure out how to change the radio station – so he had to listen to Gwen Stefani blasting loud. Then he started hearing the low fuel sound, so he had to go fill the tank up – however, he couldn’t figure out the gas cap so he had to call his chick.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/cold_weather_gas_anthony.jpg
• Ant also talks about the kids staying there, and how the little girl keeps finding all the dangerous stuff in the house, and the little boy keeps screaming. Op says this is his living hell. Op tells a story of watching his nephew, and letting him play GTA.
• Op says he couldn’t sleep last night, because he was trying to beat Solitaire on his Treo. He also tells a story about playing chess online and realizing he was playing little kids.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/opie_only.jpg
• Anthony’s “Day Care Oasis” into Break
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/child_care_6.jpg
Break
• Op thanks all of the message boards.
• They talk about Club Soda Kenny being up for an award on Cringehumor.net
• Pat from cringehumor.net calls in to talk about the awards.
• New Ben “Herky Jerky” Song, to the tune of the “Friends theme”
• Audio of the newscaster and the weatherman on the Channel 7 news in NY arguing because the weather guy pointed out the newscaster mispronounced a name.
• They read a story about Steve Bartelstein stalking another man.
• Jimmy gets the new intern, twice.
• More audio, of newscasters arguing.
• Ant brings up a story about a weatherman is Las Vegas who referred to MLK day as “Martin Luther Coon Day.”
• Nina Gordon “ Straight Outta Compton” into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says that maybe they need a “Breakfast break” so they can finish their breakfast. They start talking about what they are eating, and Ant brings up his “bananas”. Jimmy says Ant was making him laugh by making JO gestures with the bananas.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/banana_eating_ant.jpg
This reminds Op that he was shopping in a grocery - Ant says he hates NY Groceries, and he enjoys the suburban groceries, and they start on a quick tangent about groceries – back to Op’s story, he saw this product that allows you to coat a banana in chocolate, which makes it look like a black schlong.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/banana_opie.jpg
They start talking about subliminal advertising.
• Op brings up a story from Chile, when fishermen told people that a Tsunami was coming. This segues into them talking into having to have the April Fools day off at WNEW because their bosses were scared. They remember how many days off they had their because of stupid reasons. They say at XM they cannot take a sick day because of the computer in Washington.
• Audio from the Surreal Life. They start doing Brady references (Peter Brady is in the Surreal Life). They play the audio, which is of Chyna snoring.
• Caller – tries a name joke *crash*.
• Prank calls to the “Tubar” into break
Break
• They talk about taping for a show on CNBC (The Big Idea) yesterday. They had to go to Jersey, and Ant says that he hates NJ. They say it was weird because the show is in the same studio that they taped McEnroe in. They say there were two hot chicks that they were looking at, and there was also a tranny there, and Op says he/she had a nice ass.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/its_a_dude.jpg
Chevy Chase was also there, and they say that he doesn’t acknowledge anyone, and how his always mean and vindictive. They also talk about the roast that he did, and how unfunny he was.
• Show News – they will be doing their show from DC next week, because they need to have face-to-face meetings. Also, they will be broadcasting the show from New Orleans for Mardi Gras (the Monday and Tuesday).
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/xm_radio_mardi.jpg
Hawkatosis will not be going on either trip. They talk about first class on the airplanes. Ben comes in, and he says that they will be reunited with Tom from New Orleans. They tell the story of their trip to New Orleans at WNEW, and how Tom was trying to get drugs for them.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in – “How ya guys doin?” He says his wife is a lot fatter now. Turns out he is the one that is setting up their broadcast in New Orleans.
• They continue talking about how crazy it is at Mardi Gras.
• Caller (a grrrrrrl) – asks if they went to the good places in Nawleans
• Caller (another grrrrrrl) apologizes because she couldn’t WOW a trucker.
• They talk about going to the bathroom during the break, which makes them start talking about Ben opening the bathroom window even when it’s freezing. Jimmy says it’s probably b/c he had a bad experience in kindergarten. This segues into them talking about the girl in kindergarten who peed her pants. Jimmy tells how he would dump in his pants, and tells them stories of his dumps as a kid.
• “Potty Training” song into break
Break
• Back from break, they say that in the bathroom, Jimmy talked about remembering dumping in his pants 70 times. He says that he looked “very molestable” as a child. Op says it and unsolved mystery what happened to Jimmy as a child.
• Caller – has an awful kindergarten story
• Caller – has another awful story *crash*
• Comedian Richard Jeni calls in, to talk about his HBO special. He says he is surprised they let him on, after what happened back at WNEW. Op says it has to do with him being on the Stern show, and talking bad about the show. He explains that he never mentioned their names on his show. They say that they are mending fences, and tell him have him in studio the next time he is in NY. He tells them about corporate gigs that he does, and about meeting Bill Gates
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/jim_gates.jpg
• Comedian Frank Caliendo calls in. He does some of his impressions: George Bush, John Madden, Jim Rome, Robin Williams (they talk about how Robin Williams is annoying now) and Al Pacino.
Break
• Audio of the show Yesterday from Fox and Friends, with Brian mentioning being on the O&A show.
• Audio from Celebrity Fit Club on VH1, of Mia Tyler.
• Jimmy says Ben looks like a big baby with Chucky hair
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_play.jpg
Break
• Sports Illustrated Model search contestant “Stella” calls in. Op comments on her toes. She gets cut off by the show end before she can plug her website
Program Complete
• Op says he has itchy scalp today, and he talks about the 12 degree weather outside
• Caller (Dugout Doug) – points out that the new intro doesn’t mention the sex in St. Patrick’s Church.
• Caller – Retarded guy singing. Ant says that this guy is an instant new character. They can’t figure out for sure if he is really retarded or not.
• Op brings up a call he got from Anthony before the show, from a gas station saying that he would be late. Ant says that he is at the point in his life it has afforded him avoiding certain things like not having to gas up his car on a cold morning. Because of people staying at his house, he had to drive his girlfriend’s car, and he couldn’t figure out how to change the radio station – so he had to listen to Gwen Stefani blasting loud. Then he started hearing the low fuel sound, so he had to go fill the tank up – however, he couldn’t figure out the gas cap so he had to call his chick.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/cold_weather_gas_anthony.jpg
• Ant also talks about the kids staying there, and how the little girl keeps finding all the dangerous stuff in the house, and the little boy keeps screaming. Op says this is his living hell. Op tells a story of watching his nephew, and letting him play GTA.
• Op says he couldn’t sleep last night, because he was trying to beat Solitaire on his Treo. He also tells a story about playing chess online and realizing he was playing little kids.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/opie_only.jpg
• Anthony’s “Day Care Oasis” into Break
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/child_care_6.jpg
Break
• Op thanks all of the message boards.
• They talk about Club Soda Kenny being up for an award on Cringehumor.net
• Pat from cringehumor.net calls in to talk about the awards.
• New Ben “Herky Jerky” Song, to the tune of the “Friends theme”
• Audio of the newscaster and the weatherman on the Channel 7 news in NY arguing because the weather guy pointed out the newscaster mispronounced a name.
• They read a story about Steve Bartelstein stalking another man.
• Jimmy gets the new intern, twice.
• More audio, of newscasters arguing.
• Ant brings up a story about a weatherman is Las Vegas who referred to MLK day as “Martin Luther Coon Day.”
• Nina Gordon “ Straight Outta Compton” into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says that maybe they need a “Breakfast break” so they can finish their breakfast. They start talking about what they are eating, and Ant brings up his “bananas”. Jimmy says Ant was making him laugh by making JO gestures with the bananas.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/banana_eating_ant.jpg
This reminds Op that he was shopping in a grocery - Ant says he hates NY Groceries, and he enjoys the suburban groceries, and they start on a quick tangent about groceries – back to Op’s story, he saw this product that allows you to coat a banana in chocolate, which makes it look like a black schlong.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/banana_opie.jpg
They start talking about subliminal advertising.
• Op brings up a story from Chile, when fishermen told people that a Tsunami was coming. This segues into them talking into having to have the April Fools day off at WNEW because their bosses were scared. They remember how many days off they had their because of stupid reasons. They say at XM they cannot take a sick day because of the computer in Washington.
• Audio from the Surreal Life. They start doing Brady references (Peter Brady is in the Surreal Life). They play the audio, which is of Chyna snoring.
• Caller – tries a name joke *crash*.
• Prank calls to the “Tubar” into break
Break
• They talk about taping for a show on CNBC (The Big Idea) yesterday. They had to go to Jersey, and Ant says that he hates NJ. They say it was weird because the show is in the same studio that they taped McEnroe in. They say there were two hot chicks that they were looking at, and there was also a tranny there, and Op says he/she had a nice ass.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/its_a_dude.jpg
Chevy Chase was also there, and they say that he doesn’t acknowledge anyone, and how his always mean and vindictive. They also talk about the roast that he did, and how unfunny he was.
• Show News – they will be doing their show from DC next week, because they need to have face-to-face meetings. Also, they will be broadcasting the show from New Orleans for Mardi Gras (the Monday and Tuesday).
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/xm_radio_mardi.jpg
Hawkatosis will not be going on either trip. They talk about first class on the airplanes. Ben comes in, and he says that they will be reunited with Tom from New Orleans. They tell the story of their trip to New Orleans at WNEW, and how Tom was trying to get drugs for them.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in – “How ya guys doin?” He says his wife is a lot fatter now. Turns out he is the one that is setting up their broadcast in New Orleans.
• They continue talking about how crazy it is at Mardi Gras.
• Caller (a grrrrrrl) – asks if they went to the good places in Nawleans
• Caller (another grrrrrrl) apologizes because she couldn’t WOW a trucker.
• They talk about going to the bathroom during the break, which makes them start talking about Ben opening the bathroom window even when it’s freezing. Jimmy says it’s probably b/c he had a bad experience in kindergarten. This segues into them talking about the girl in kindergarten who peed her pants. Jimmy tells how he would dump in his pants, and tells them stories of his dumps as a kid.
• “Potty Training” song into break
Break
• Back from break, they say that in the bathroom, Jimmy talked about remembering dumping in his pants 70 times. He says that he looked “very molestable” as a child. Op says it and unsolved mystery what happened to Jimmy as a child.
• Caller – has an awful kindergarten story
• Caller – has another awful story *crash*
• Comedian Richard Jeni calls in, to talk about his HBO special. He says he is surprised they let him on, after what happened back at WNEW. Op says it has to do with him being on the Stern show, and talking bad about the show. He explains that he never mentioned their names on his show. They say that they are mending fences, and tell him have him in studio the next time he is in NY. He tells them about corporate gigs that he does, and about meeting Bill Gates
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/jim_gates.jpg
• Comedian Frank Caliendo calls in. He does some of his impressions: George Bush, John Madden, Jim Rome, Robin Williams (they talk about how Robin Williams is annoying now) and Al Pacino.
Break
• Audio of the show Yesterday from Fox and Friends, with Brian mentioning being on the O&A show.
• Audio from Celebrity Fit Club on VH1, of Mia Tyler.
• Jimmy says Ben looks like a big baby with Chucky hair
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_play.jpg
Break
• Sports Illustrated Model search contestant “Stella” calls in. Op comments on her toes. She gets cut off by the show end before she can plug her website
Program Complete