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Mike H
01-18-2005, 09:22 PM
I know the show is lame and the music they sing is usually horrific, but the first few episodes are always great. I just love it when these people have their hopes of going to Hollywood all up and they just have their egoes absolutely crushed and end up leaving the studio in tears with their hopes and dreams shattered.
blackout-
01-18-2005, 09:32 PM
Yeah, Exactly!
FOFOLINA
01-18-2005, 11:40 PM
I fucking missed it god dammit!!
i hate this damn show but i would have to agree that the first eppisode is great for getting someone like william hung.
MilitantRabbit
01-19-2005, 11:12 AM
we got the first of the horrible. that mary chick
demonseed
01-19-2005, 11:18 AM
Do you mean, this mess....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/jaybh1974/dc122.jpg
Sac Town CJ
01-19-2005, 01:55 PM
she was fucking psyco at the end of her horrible singing!
jpc165
01-19-2005, 02:32 PM
i think there's another episode on tonight.
ALurker
01-19-2005, 02:44 PM
These early shows don't do it for me anymore. I am convinced half of these goons are putting on an act just to get on TV. After you see one mess botch a song, do you have to see his brother do it too?
DC Chick
01-19-2005, 03:10 PM
Fox has realized that this is the best part of the show, they'll be showing auditions for a while.
Did you see the chick who was told "You actually dress better than you sing?" Add 10 years and a few gallons of booze and you've got another Lady Die. She was from Toms River (one of the reasons I tell people I'm from "North Jersey") and her mom was even fatter!
Skeet Slambone
01-19-2005, 09:57 PM
I've seen it all.
Someone just sang a David Hasslehopf song on American Idol
PrncssNikki
01-19-2005, 10:11 PM
The first few weeks are always auditions. They'll have at least 2 more weeks of them.
MAVRIC305
01-19-2005, 11:23 PM
I'm sorry, but this show is horrid! I think all the good singers try way too hard. The bad singers do not belong on television to be paraded out in front the fucking world and berated by a has-been, close to never was Cunt singer, Simon "I'd like to stick a pitch-fork in your Scowl" Cowell, and Randy "I try to hard to be big dick black" Jackson!
It would be funny if it was humorous, like if O & A judged something like this and just made jokes and played sound clips over the horrid auditions. I hate seeing that English prick thinking he is better than a kid who has a dream and this fag fuck making this kid feel like a loser. There is no way a piece of shit like that tool should be in the position to kill a person' dream.
I fucking hate this show! But, I fucking watched it! It is like crack! I am falling into the pitfall that is the rest of society! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DC Chick
01-20-2005, 12:15 PM
Those triplets weren't really fat, they were just horribly dressed! If you're chubby don't wear skin tight clothes dummies.
AI keeps bringing people as delusional as Lady Die. You tell her she's fat, she thinks you're joking. You tell her she's untalented, she laughs uncomfortably. But not matter how many times these people are told they can't sing, they won't accept it. They go back to their trailers just as delusional as before they embarassed themselves on tv.
demonseed
01-20-2005, 12:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/jaybh1974/stlouis1.jpg
jpc165
01-20-2005, 12:25 PM
it was very amusing when none of them made it and they were all crying.
demonseed
01-20-2005, 12:29 PM
especially when one of them said " I dont believe I was just called fat on national television"
T Brokenjaw
01-24-2005, 01:37 AM
Do you mean, this mess....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/jaybh1974/dc122.jpg
I just happened to find that video online if anyone wants to check it out.
http://www.newsfly.org/media/americanidol.htm
Hudson
01-24-2005, 01:59 AM
I'd do her but would be afraid one of her voices would accuse me of ****
Mike H
01-24-2005, 02:04 AM
It was so painful and yet so extraordinarily funny at the same time. Thanks for the video.
demonseed
01-26-2005, 07:46 AM
2 words: LEROY WELLS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/jaybh1974/neworleans42.jpg
LOGAN
01-26-2005, 09:09 AM
2 words: LEROY WELLS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/jaybh1974/neworleans42.jpg
get crunk. CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!
jpc165
01-26-2005, 09:12 AM
i don't think simon dug it. i thought they should have sent that crackhead to hollywood. it would have made for some good tv.
LOGAN
01-26-2005, 09:13 AM
i don't think simon dug it. i thought they should have sent that crackhead to hollywood. it would have made for some good tv.
i said the same thing.
Skeet Slambone
02-02-2005, 12:36 PM
I don't know if I'm looking for it now since it was mentioned on O&A but Paula Abdul definately looks like a fucking cook. I don't know if its booze or what.
Did anyone see her explosion last night?
LOGAN
02-02-2005, 01:11 PM
definetly something in that coke . there is no way that guy did james brown better than james brown. she crrrrraaazyyy.
Dryblood
02-02-2005, 04:27 PM
definetly something in that coke . there is no way that guy did james brown better than james brown. she crrrrraaazyyy.
Nothing was in the coke, she is just retarded and tries to get more camera time which she did get. Besides he didnt do anythin near what James did, any can do that. Next time they should slip something into her coke to get her back to reality.
FOFOLINA
02-02-2005, 09:29 PM
The cringe moments in this show is phenominal.. Holy shit.
pointblankJ9
02-03-2005, 01:58 PM
There was a guy on last night who's a professional actor. The dude who did the rap song about the judges. Christopher Noll (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0943699/) was host of the Chris Wylde show, and I saw him not long ago on Trading Spaces. Not that I have anything against this dude trying to get noticed, but I thought this was supposed to be amateur only.
http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/whatsOn/images/channelLineup/17.jpg
Lounge Action
02-11-2005, 01:42 AM
definetly something in that coke . there is no way that guy did james brown better than james brown. she crrrrraaazyyy.
straight up now tell me :icon_roll
COME ON NOW!
i know a white bartender who can do a PERFECT James Brown impersonation so.. I was not very impressed. Sorry Paula... :icon_roll
I'm checking out AI tonight and I feel compelled to say that Ryan Seacrest could not look gayer if he had a cock in his mouth and his ass. He usually looks pretty good. Bad choice to tuck in tonight dog.
Jolie
03-07-2005, 11:15 PM
I'm checking out AI tonight and I feel compelled to say that Ryan Seacrest could not look gayer if he had a cock in his mouth and his ass. He usually looks pretty good. Bad choice to tuck in tonight dog.
I respectfully have to disagree. I think he's hot. But apparently I have a thing for boyish-looking blondes.
You're not disagreeing... I said he usually looks pretty good. I just didn't like his look last night with his fag pants and his shirt tucked in. I like him in a t-shirt with a blazer and blue jeans. I hate that I like him at all though...
fandango86
03-08-2005, 11:56 AM
So...is this the offical AI thread? Pretty lean. Guess the magic's gone. If anyone cares, I think Travis stinks and should not make the final 12, but will probably make it. My prediction is that Scott and Mario will not make it.
PS I am gay
I'm with you about Travis. Also Constantine has to go. They are the worst! But I doubt Constantine will get voted off anytime soon. I can't even remember which one Scott is... Mario sings pretty well, but I think you're right on that one too.
LOGAN
03-08-2005, 12:34 PM
scott is the white rubben studdard lookin guy that sang first last night.
an yes apparently im gay too fandango so you arent alone . (course having a girlfriend and a mother who both like watching it pretty much means im watching it so atlest i have a little defense.)
oh right! Yeah, that guy stunk last night!! Him and Travis are my picks to go too then.
Jolie
03-08-2005, 03:33 PM
I think Nikko and Travis will be gone, although I am sad about Travis as he lives about 30 minutes from me. Constantine should go, but america is stupid so they wont get rid of him for awhile. Bo Bice is totally the man, and hes sorta hot, so I have to give him my vote this year.
And that Janay chick is going to be the Jasmine of this year... Totally talentless little brat who cant sing but will make it through for god only knows what reason, other than America is stupid.
Please please please let America not vote for Mikalah Gordon. She's totally awful!
Jolie
03-08-2005, 10:16 PM
Most of the girls are horrible. There were a few times tonight I actually found myself cringing. I cant believe most of them made it through. The rest of the girls must have REALLY sucked.
fandango86
03-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Janay is the biggest affront to my ears I have ever heard, and her face is painful to look at. Someone said they figured she would make it far like Jasmine last year. While Jasmine may not have been the best singer, she was cute, and I never saw her jump on Simon and bite his fingers off or tear his eye out of the socket...Mikaleh can't sing either, and she continues to morph into Barbara Streisand... This is a bad year for the girls. Luckily we've got my man Anwar...
OnA latina fan
03-16-2005, 03:49 PM
All the guys on American Idol are a bunch of fags, they claim to be fucking rockers but the only head banging they do is at the street corner where they suck all the little neighborhood boys little pee pees
PrncssNikki
03-29-2005, 09:26 PM
This is a bad year for the girls. Luckily we've got my man Anwar...
I think you spoke too damn soon. He is awful. Can't even sing one song completely in key.
Paula is drunk this week (I know, not really different than any other week). She's slurring her words.
Mike H
03-29-2005, 09:31 PM
Paula is so awful... she loves everyone and the only thing she contributes to the show is her flirtations with Simon the fag.
stella4star
03-29-2005, 09:38 PM
I haven't followed it much, but judging by what I'm seeing tonight, they are all really sub-par. Way out of tune...my ears hurt.
AND you're right...something is up with Paula. Drunk or on pain pills (I would have said Tussin, but she's probably too classy)
I hate that stupid Constantine sounds good tonight. Anyone else still watching this?
PrncssNikki
04-19-2005, 09:13 PM
I feel like I need to take a shower everytime I watch Constantine. He just looks so dirty.
I have a feeling we're going to have to put up with him for a long time. Same as those useless contestants, Scott & Anthony. They don't impress me at all.
Yay. Carrie.
I REALLY thought Nadia was going to win. Oh well. I'd vote off Carrie- that was awful! She did so well last week, its a shame.
PrncssNikki
04-19-2005, 09:29 PM
She wasn't that good tonight, but I think there are far worse in the competition, people who should have been ousted weeks ago.
Ha! I saw a sign that said "Roger (heart) Constantine"- fuckin' faggot! I love it!
Anthony Federov just did very well too.
EDIT: Carrie is so gone. She's the only one who didn't sing well. Even stupid Anwar who sang such a safe, boring song at least sang on key (and that stupid pitch they always talk about). What a shame. Anwar needs to go.
Time to find out who's going home... come on Anwar! GO HOME!!
jpc165
04-20-2005, 10:51 PM
well there you have it. the blond haired hole in the neck fagot that went to my high school is still alive. but not for much longer.
ASSBAG
04-21-2005, 12:30 PM
I feel like I need to take a shower everytime I watch Constantine. He just looks so dirty.
I have a feeling we're going to have to put up with him for a long time. Same as those useless contestants, Scott & Anthony. They don't impress me at all.
Yay. Carrie.
Constanine he looks like a greesy tool that sold drugs in Miami in the 80's.
I HATE that pig Scott, hey asshole your not black deal with it!
I have that sinking feeling that Constantine is going to win the whole thing.
HerkyJerkyLiz
04-21-2005, 05:03 PM
I have that sinking feeling that Constantine is going to win the whole thing.
he makes me feel like i need to shower. i like bo and carrie.
I had a dream about Bo: that I went to school with him and he was actually this kid named Kristian that I hated. But in my dream I was pals with him. I have the most boring dreams.
Jolie
04-21-2005, 05:59 PM
I love Bo. He reminds me soo much of a guy I "dated" for a year or so. I get this warm fuzzy feeling every time I see him.
Constantine should be on broadway. I can totally see him playing Joseph in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Other than that, I have no use for him at all. Rocker my ass. And I dont understand why people think hes hot (or maybe they dont, and I just think they do).
My top 2 at this point are Bo and Carrie. I actually liked Anwar and had him in the top 3, but now I have to rethink that and don't know who I would pick to go with them. I cant stand Vonzell for some reason. But the other alternatives arent that great either... Altho I actually like Anthony. Dont know if I think he should get top 3, but I do enjoy him.
Sadly, I feel Constantine will be top 3, altho I dont know that he deserves it. I DID like his version of Bohemian Rhapsody and it pisses me off that I did.
HerkyJerkyLiz
04-21-2005, 06:08 PM
i actually think the top 10 talent this year sucked for the most part. carries great, love bo, i liked anwar alot.. vonzelle does have a really good voice when shes on.. alot of the time she is really pitchy and it kills it. the rest of them suck. scott sucks, anthony sucks.. constantine is eh.
i also dont understand how that girl frenchie from a few seasons back got kicked off because of some naked pics on the internet but scott savol can beat his gf and thats ok. terrific american idol.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html
Etherfiend
04-21-2005, 06:11 PM
don't watch the show, put i hear there is a "rocker" still in it. he will win.
season 1: white girl
season 2: non-white guy
season 3: non-white girl
season 4: WHITE GUY
and they haven't had a rocker yet, so, ah, yeah...
ASSBAG
04-21-2005, 06:16 PM
i actually think the top 10 talent this year sucked for the most part. carries great, love bo, i liked anwar alot.. vonzelle does have a really good voice when shes on.. alot of the time she is really pitchy and it kills it. the rest of them suck. scott sucks, anthony sucks.. constantine is eh.
i also dont understand how that girl frenchie from a few seasons back got kicked off because of some naked pics on the internet but scott savol can beat his gf and thats ok. terrific american idol.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html
That guy can get a girl? Imagine him pulling up his fat gut and giving you all 3" of his manhood. I don't like him and that praising God bullshit he does.
i also dont understand how that girl frenchie from a few seasons back got kicked off because of some naked pics on the internet but scott savol can beat his gf and thats ok. terrific american idol.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html
Is that new info that just came out about his 2001 arrest? Cuz if so, scandal might not have errupted yet. He HAS to get kicked out for that. Pop Idol's don't get arrested.
Gonzoid
04-21-2005, 11:46 PM
I hate that fat piece of shit and the two ton chip on his diabetic shoulder. It is the height of hypocracy (though in this wanna be puritan society t should not surprise anyone) that nude pics will get you thrown off but beating the mother of your child gets chalked up to "learned from his mistakes" Regardless he'll be out soon...
bayzbol44
04-25-2005, 11:54 PM
Anybody see the sign last week that caught the camera really quick???
CONSTANTINE
U ROCK
MY WORLD
:clap:
Jolie
04-28-2005, 10:43 AM
Buh bye Constantine!
I knew that if I missed a week's worth of episodes, I'd miss Constantine being kicked off. Do you remember what song got him the boot?
Honestly, I'm gonna miss hating him....
jpc165
04-28-2005, 11:03 AM
i think it was a nickelback song
Jolie
04-28-2005, 12:07 PM
I knew that if I missed a week's worth of episodes, I'd miss Constantine being kicked off. Do you remember what song got him the boot?
Honestly, I'm gonna miss hating him....
You should have missed a week much sooner. :-)
I'll just funnel all my hate into Vonzell now. She seems way too fake to me.
fandango86
04-28-2005, 12:11 PM
This show is really broken this year. Anwar was clearly the best singer, followed by Constantine. How they can be gone and Cartman, Anthony, and that girl who should be on 'Country Stars' or whatever that dumb show is called are still on is beyond me. The only two decent contestants left are the Fonz and Bo. Either I'm too old to be watching this show, or they need to take the voting away from the fans. They should really consider that, because at the end of the day this show is about making money, and Anthony and Cartman aren't going to make them any money. Neither will Carrie when or if she signs with a country label.
Mrs.Squidlow
04-28-2005, 12:42 PM
Watching Paula cry last night, was the highlight of the show. They probably didn't refresh her drink soon enough since it was only a 1/2 hour and that's what triggered her patheticness. I was waiting for Simon to look at her and say " Will you please just stop!":icon_mrgr
ASSBAG
04-28-2005, 01:31 PM
Watching Paula cry last night, was the highlight of the show.
That put a smile on my face, the more she tried to fight it the happier I got.
I would like to see that fat bastard Scott sing Smack my bitch up, because he can relate. :action-sm
jrewing5
04-28-2005, 03:24 PM
I honestly thought Constantine was gonna win it all. The chicks love him.
Who the hell keeps voting for the fat kid? I think he stinks and I don't like him.
bossdjbware
04-28-2005, 03:44 PM
I'll just funnel all my hate into Vonzell now. She seems way too fake to me.
What an ingenuous twat. I can't wait to see her go. Enough with the blowing of the kisses. No one with any concept of good vocals or all around performance likes you!
She better not make it to the top three.
Jolie
04-28-2005, 05:51 PM
I honestly thought Constantine was gonna win it all. The chicks love him.
Who the hell keeps voting for the fat kid? I think he stinks and I don't like him.
As a chick, I can most definitely say not all chicks love constantine. He has a weird face, and his stupid smile/smirk/whatever you want to call it makes him look slightly constipated and happy about it.
ASSBAG
04-28-2005, 05:59 PM
As a chick, I can most definitely say not all chicks love constantine. He has a weird face, and his stupid smile/smirk/whatever you want to call it makes him look slightly constipated and happy about it.
Don't forget the nice yellow teeth.
Quinn Martin
04-28-2005, 10:15 PM
That put a smile on my face, the more she tried to fight it the happier I got.
I would like to see that fat bastard Scott sing Smack my bitch up, because he can relate. :action-sm
I don't watch reality shows as a rule, and this show beyond that is really not my thing. However, maybe you or the others here could answer something for me:
When someone gets kicked off the show, the local news I watch always gives a recap. I keep seeing this load Scott move on every week. If this was a pure talent contest and he was a great singer (is he? I don't know), I'd say great. However, in a search for a pop idol, the show can't be happy with this guy's progress. I mean, he looks like a serial killer with Downes Syndrome! How the hell is he advancing each week?
I'm tempted to start voting for him myself in hopes he'd win. Imagine trying to market that mess to teenage girls!
he looks like a serial killer with Downes Syndrome
that's terrific, just terrific!
Quinn Martin
04-30-2005, 09:54 AM
I don't watch reality shows as a rule, and this show beyond that is really not my thing. However, maybe you or the others here could answer something for me:
When someone gets kicked off the show, the local news I watch always gives a recap. I keep seeing this load Scott move on every week. If this was a pure talent contest and he was a great singer (is he? I don't know), I'd say great. However, in a search for a pop idol, the show can't be happy with this guy's progress. I mean, he looks like a serial killer with Downes Syndrome! How the hell is he advancing each week?
I'm tempted to start voting for him myself in hopes he'd win. Imagine trying to market that mess to teenage girls!
I may have stumbled onto the answer to my own question. Yesterday, on a local rock station, the DJ was talking about this website:
http://votefortheworst.com/
Apparently there are voters out there who are specifically trying to make the results a joke. My faith in the underlying evil of my fellowman is restored!
kidconnor
04-30-2005, 01:55 PM
must have heard the same thing Quinn. I started a thread
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=26339
I would love to see whoever started that idea pull it off
PrncssNikki
05-04-2005, 10:38 PM
Bumping just to say IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
America did good this week.
bossdjbware
05-04-2005, 10:48 PM
Bye Bye Fat Boy!
I still won't be happy until Vonzell is gone.
I hope Anthony goes next week, at least Vonzell is nice to look at.
PorchMonkey4Life
05-04-2005, 11:36 PM
anyone watching this special on ABC
PrncssNikki
05-04-2005, 11:41 PM
I am.
bossdjbware
05-04-2005, 11:44 PM
Fuck. I forgot.
PorchMonkey4Life
05-04-2005, 11:48 PM
it is such a hacky show....
Otto44
05-04-2005, 11:51 PM
We got the local news tie in here in Boston!
The host of this thing is such a boring tool but he is a snappy dresser.
PrncssNikki
05-10-2005, 09:52 PM
I keep waiting for the one jaw dropping performance that happens every season, but I don't think it will happen with this group. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_frown.gif
There's always hope. I mean, Clay's big performance happened on the finale, so who knows.
Mrs.Squidlow
05-11-2005, 12:25 PM
I keep waiting for the one jaw dropping performance that happens every season, but I don't think it will happen with this group. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_frown.gif
There's always hope. I mean, Clay's big performance happened on the finale, so who knows.
I think the only jaw dropping happening was Paula's jaw on Cory Clark's peepee! http://www.zakie.fsnet.co.uk/ChatRoomsStuff/Faces/newfaces/xratedfacesxxx/images/4.gif( I know it was last season but it's in the news now)
HerkyJerkyLiz
05-11-2005, 12:27 PM
i really liked bos 2nd performance last night. i wasnt that impressed with anything else though. im counting on anthony going home tonight. i cant stand to look at his tracheotomy scar any longer, and he sucks. then hopefully vonzelle, leaving carrie and bo. i like them both so i dont care who wins at that point.
fandango86
05-11-2005, 12:33 PM
I keep waiting for the one jaw dropping performance that happens every season, but I don't think it will happen with this group. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_frown.gif
There's always hope. I mean, Clay's big performance happened on the finale, so who knows.
I said the same thing to my wife last night. I thought Clay's jaw dropping one was 'Solitaire' which was not the finale though. Kelly's was I believe at around this point in the show, as was Fantasia's. I know I'm going to get killed for this, but I really liked Anthony's first performance last night. I thought it was his best so far and the best of the night by a long shot. Not jaw-dropping, but pretty good.
So for last night, I'll say
1) Anthony
2) Bo
3) Vonzell
4) Carrie
Overall
1) Bo
2) Vonzell
3) Carrie
4) Anthony
If I was a betting man, I'd bet that Vonzell is going home tonight though. Just a hunch...
PrncssNikki
05-11-2005, 12:39 PM
I think the only jaw dropping happening was Paula's jaw on Cory Clark's peepee! http://www.zakie.fsnet.co.uk/ChatRoomsStuff/Faces/newfaces/xratedfacesxxx/images/4.gif( I know it was last season but it's in the news now)
That was 2 years ago. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif
Vonzell may be staying tonight since she pulled that crying bullshit last night. Symapthy is a powerful emotion and she pulled that card out at the right time.
Fandango, I thought Clay's "Bridge Over Troubled Water" was his one definining performance. That was the one time I had ever heard him and thought he could actually pull off the American Idol title. Before I just thought he was a Broadway reject.
Kelly's I think was "Without You" and that was the week before the finale when Randy chose that song for her. That, or "Natural Woman" which was earlier in the season.
As for Fantasia, I couldn't stand her and never once I really liked her. But "Summertime" was her one song that got the praise, I believe.
MilitantRabbit
05-11-2005, 12:50 PM
Here's the skinny on the Corey Clark "non-scandal" (because it's just a publicity ploy):
Clark says he has "substantial" and "incriminating" evidence about the affair, but will release it only if a government agency launches an investigation.
There's the proof he's bullshitting. He knows no government agency will investigate, and if so, he wants no less than the FBI to investigate. Well, Corey, the FBI doesn't bother with no-talent hacks who lie to gain publicity. Give it up, stupid!
HerkyJerkyLiz
05-11-2005, 01:25 PM
the one big reason i really like carrie is for when she sang "alone" by heart. oh man. i thought it was awesome. that to me was a standout performance. maybe im biased cause i really like heart but she sang it so well.
i think vonzell might lose points cause they kept panning to her family that looked like a bunch of pimps, whores and drug dealers.
kloraferm
05-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Enough with this nonsense! This is the most overrated karaoke contest of all time. What friggin' difference does it make who wins? They'll all be irrelevant next year.
(no offense to anyone who enjoys the show)
HerkyJerkyLiz
05-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Enough with this nonsense! This is the most overrated karaoke contest of all time. What friggin' difference does it make who wins? They'll all be irrelevant next year.
(no offense to anyone who enjoys the show)
Hey mister!! I have the Kelly Clarkson cd!! The only reason I dont end up liking them after the show is because all of their songs are written for them and I dont really care for the type of music they put out. But i really like the new Kelly Clarkson.
Jolie
05-11-2005, 07:07 PM
I agree with fandango. I thought Solitaire was by far the defining song for Clay, although Bridge over troubled water was good too.
I like Anthony. Don't think he should win, but I like him a lot better than Vonzell. I hope she goes tonight.
PorchMonkey4Life
05-11-2005, 07:24 PM
I agree with fandango. I thought Solitaire was by far the defining song for Clay, although Bridge over troubled water was good too.
I like Anthony. Don't think he should win, but I like him a lot better than Vonzell. I hope she goes tonight.
at least anthony doesnt cry on stage...
bossdjbware
05-11-2005, 10:49 PM
I missed the show tonight. Who got the boot?
PorchMonkey4Life
05-11-2005, 10:55 PM
the faggot anthony
bossdjbware
05-11-2005, 11:10 PM
ahhh. ol' hole in the neck.
Thanks mister. :action-sm
PorchMonkey4Life
05-15-2005, 01:05 PM
anyone else hoping the golfer chick is the next to go???
Yep...she's gone next week.
PrncssNikki
05-17-2005, 07:02 PM
Tonight's song choices:
The judges' selections: Carrie will be singing SHANIA TWAIN's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman," Bo will rock out on the ROLLING STONES's "Satisfaction" and Vonzell gets disco with DONNA SUMMER's "On the Radio."
Clive selected ROY ORBISON's "Cryin'" for Carrie; DIONNE WARWICK's "I'll Never Love This Way Again" for Vonzell and ELTON JOHN's "Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me" for Bo.
HerkyJerkyLiz
05-17-2005, 07:06 PM
Tonight's song choices:
hmmm. i think that the choices that were picked for the will go over well. they all seem very fitting.
PrncssNikki
05-17-2005, 09:10 PM
I think Vonzell is going home tonight.
I really want to hear Bo sing Elton John. I think it'll be a good choice for him.
Jolie
05-17-2005, 09:18 PM
Bo did an awesome job with Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. I LOVE him. I really want him to win this year.
PrncssNikki
05-17-2005, 09:21 PM
Agreed.
Him & Carrie are our final 2.
PorchMonkey4Life
05-17-2005, 10:10 PM
hi ho, hi ho, its time for the golfer to go
caniseeyourtaint
05-17-2005, 10:22 PM
I was stunned when Bo did 'In a Dream' from Badlands. Thats one of my favorite tunes....and was done awesome.
Dryblood
05-17-2005, 10:23 PM
Vonzell is gone and Bo & Carrie will face off Bo will win :)
PrncssNikki
05-17-2005, 10:32 PM
The finale should be good between Bo & Carrie.
That is, unless we get fucked and stuck with Vonzell. Then it would be a landslide vote for whomever is against her.
Dryblood
05-17-2005, 10:46 PM
The finale should be good between Bo & Carrie.
That is, unless we get fucked and stuck with Vonzell. Then it would be a landslide vote for whomever is against her.
I voted for the first time this season tonight for Carrie because I would hate to see Vanzell that would just be a pathetic show
HerkyJerkyLiz
05-17-2005, 11:13 PM
bo was awesome tonight. i actually thought carrie was a lil off but still way better then vonzelle.
fandango86
05-18-2005, 10:44 AM
Carrie stinks. You guys are just racists...:icon_bigg
Jolie
05-18-2005, 12:00 PM
Bo totally deserves to win this year. Although I predict that whoever wins, Bo and Carrie will both get really good record deals out of this, sort of like when Ruben won but Clay still got the record deal as well.
Carrie and Bo are so different stylistically that its really going to come down to who is doing the voting. Sadly, that means Vonzell may stand a chance, because shes also completely different stylistically than the other two.
But as far as raw talent, Bo is by far the winner in both vocals and style, Carrie is awesome technically but lacks a little in style points so far (that can at least be fixed with a good image consultant) and Vonzell is the weakest singer (I think even weaker than alot of the people who are already gone) but she has some sort of style appeal that I don't personally understand (i think shes extremely fake) but that apparently appeals to a broad base.
ASSBAG
05-18-2005, 12:28 PM
Bo stinks, I think I'm the only one who is sick of him. He has a boring voice, if I wanted to hear that crap I'd listin to Lynyrd skynyrd. Plus nice glasses you tool, your not Bono....thats my two cents. Carrie should take it.
fandango86
05-18-2005, 12:39 PM
I think what's been lost since last year was that this is supposed to be the search for America's next pop star. Of all the winners/runners up, the only two who have acheived any notable success on the pop Top 40 or in album sales are Kelly, and to a lesser extent, Clay. Ruben was/is an R&B singer and has already been forgotten. Same for Fantasia. Bo's certainly not a pop singer, and any success Carrie will have will be in country. That leaves Vonzell as the only true pop singer left in the competition. While they're finding decent singers for different genres, this isn't what the show is supposed to be about. If everyone's right and Vonzell is voted off tonight, what you'll have left are two people who won't sell a million albums between them. I find it hard to believe the record companies that are forced to sign the winner will be too pleased with that. Everyone may think Carrie's great on this show, but put her up against the current female stars of country music and she isn't even close. I don't even know what the hell they'd be able to do with Bo as a winner. He might be able to find a home in a Lynard Skynard tribute band, but I don't really see him as the next Rob Thomas.
ASSBAG
05-18-2005, 12:48 PM
I think what's been lost since last year was that this is supposed to be the search for America's next pop star. Of all the winners/runners up, the only two who have acheived any notable success on the pop Top 40 or in album sales are Kelly, and to a lesser extent, Clay. Ruben was/is an R&B singer and has already been forgotten. Same for Fantasia. Bo's certainly not a pop singer, and any success Carrie will have will be in country. That leaves Vonzell as the only true pop singer left in the competition. While they're finding decent singers for different genres, this isn't what the show is supposed to be about. If everyone's right and Vonzell is voted off tonight, what you'll have left are two people who won't sell a million albums between them. I find it hard to believe the record companies that are forced to sign the winner will be too pleased with that. Everyone may think Carrie's great on this show, but put her up against the current female stars of country music and she isn't even close. I don't even know what the hell they'd be able to do with Bo as a winner. He might be able to find a home in a Lynard Skynard tribute band, but I don't really see him as the next Rob Thomas.
Agreed, I will say Vonzell has probably worked the hardest by doing the harder songs unlike the other two. Either way they will all get some kind of contract.
meverha1
05-18-2005, 12:48 PM
Bo stinks, I think I'm the only one who is sick of him. He has a boring voice, if I wanted to hear that crap I'd listin to Lynyrd skynyrd. Plus nice glasses you tool, your not Bono....thats my two cents. Carrie should take it.
While I won't say that Bo stinks I am getting tired of him. He reminds me of some bad 70s rocker and I think Simon is right everytime he mentions the performances sounding like a wedding singer...
Bo has the best chance of doing/being something original. He's got the best chance to put a band together, write his own stuff, and tour.
Carrie should probably come in 2nd. I've said from the start of this season that regardless of where she places in the competition she'll walk away with a nice country recording contract. She's just like every other female pop/country star today.
Vonzell stinks. Nothing original or entertaining about her whatsoever. That being said, I think she stands a very good chance of making it to the final 2. She's a golfer and all of the other golfers are going to be united in voting for her.
Schnauzer
05-18-2005, 03:50 PM
who here would rail the golfer?
her dad is hilarious, hes blacker then charlie murphey and hes dressed like a pimp. i loved ants impression last week, "Bring home the money baby!" i cant stop laughing every time i see him now, and when paula adbul fucks up a line, ants impression of her was good too.
and i started laughing at the retard yesterday, i know i shouldnt laugh but it was so funny they acually show the retard just because shes retarded, that doesnt happen by luck.
jrewing5
05-18-2005, 04:41 PM
Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Clive Davis and "The Colonel" from Boogie Nights? Wierd.
http://img268.echo.cx/img268/8708/clive7kh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
kloraferm
05-18-2005, 06:43 PM
I don't see why anyone would even be interested in this overrated singing contest after the first round of awful singers was over. At least that's sorta funny.
askewcore
05-18-2005, 06:46 PM
I don't see why anyone would even be interested in this overrated singing contest after the first round of awful singers was over. At least that's sorta funny.
I agree. Plus, I think it's just as fixed as the WWE.
kloraferm
05-18-2005, 06:49 PM
I agree. Plus, I think it's just as fixed as the WWE.
Yeah but they don't even take themselves that seriously anymore. That's basically a modern day circus act.
askewcore
05-18-2005, 06:57 PM
Yeah but they don't even take themselves that seriously anymore. That's basically a modern day circus act.
I assume you mean wrestling, in which case, I respect that more. American Idol is like WWF circa 1992. It should be called "Demographic Idol"
P.S. Sweet Buddy Christ sig.
PrncssNikki
05-18-2005, 07:29 PM
But as far as raw talent, Bo is by far the winner in both vocals and style, Carrie is awesome technically but lacks a little in style points so far (that can at least be fixed with a good image consultant) and Vonzell is the weakest singer (I think even weaker than alot of the people who are already gone) but she has some sort of style appeal that I don't personally understand (i think shes extremely fake) but that apparently appeals to a broad base.
Agreed. There's just something about Vonzell's attitude that leads me to believe she's completely fake. Maybe it was the crying from last week.
kloraferm
05-18-2005, 07:30 PM
I assume you mean wrestling, in which case, I respect that more. American Idol is like WWF circa 1992. It should be called "Demographic Idol"
P.S. Sweet Buddy Christ sig.
Yeah I was referring to wrestling
PrncssNikki
05-18-2005, 08:04 PM
The numbers from the votes are starting to leak. Tonight shall be an interesting night.
..and next week is anyone's game if these are ANY indication how people will vote.
Schnauzer
05-18-2005, 10:36 PM
out goes the golfer.
PrncssNikki
05-23-2005, 08:31 PM
Tomorrow night [Reportedly]:
- As one of the three performances, Carrie will sing Independence Day and Bo will sing Vehicle.
- Each will sing the American Idol single. Supposedly it's called "In Your Heaven"
- Each will sing a song that has been written to individually fit each of their voices. [Two different songs from another]
- Bo will be performing with Lynyrd Skynyrd and Carrie will be performing with Rascal Flatts on Wednesday. *This was reported by Inside Edition.
Carl Spackler
05-24-2005, 11:29 AM
Britain's stars shine for Europe
By Jason Nisse
22 May 2005
Ten British-based business people have been named among the 25 Stars of Europe by American magazine BusinessWeek. However, only five of them are actually British, showing the international nature of the UK business community.
Among the more predictable names in the list are Sir Terry Leahy, chief executive of Tesco; BT boss Ben Verwaayen; and Nigel Newton, who signed JK Rowling for Bloomsbury Publishing. More surprising are Andrew Black and Ed Wray, the co-founders of Betfair.com; and Simon Fuller, the pop impresario whose American Idol TV competition was won this year by Carrie Underwood.
This has been floating around other boards.. Its from a British newspaper. AI is playing it off as a typo, but it is does do good in raising controversy for the finale. If Carrie does win, Im sure there are going to be people lashing out but then again, they probably do that every season finale anyways.
PrncssNikki
05-24-2005, 06:33 PM
Hahaha. Busted.
Now watch Bo wins, by chance of them trying to save face.
ASSBAG
05-24-2005, 06:35 PM
Maybe he will go on a plane ride with the left overs from Lynard Skynard, and maybe the pilot will finish the job this time.
PrncssNikki
05-24-2005, 09:23 PM
What did I miss?
MalibuPJ
05-24-2005, 11:02 PM
What did I miss?
(I'm a Bo fan)
They were both a bit pitchy... which I attribute to nerves...
Carrie actually was better overall, unfortunately... but Bo was more charismatic and a better performer, as usual....
I was thinking earlier today that regardless of what happens tonight, it's a win/win... Whoever wins gets the "title".. whoever loses doesn't get the harshest contractual ties that AI throws out...
I just love that TWoP calls Carrie both CarrieBot and Carrie-oke....
/dork....
P.S.... Bo's performance of "Vehicle" was far better earlier in the season than it was tonight... he seemed distracted somehow... and even almost missed a cue on another song....
PrncssNikki
05-24-2005, 11:11 PM
Molly to the rescue, once again. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 12:28 AM
(I'm a Bo fan)
I was thinking earlier today that regardless of what happens tonight, it's a win/win... Whoever wins gets the "title".. whoever loses doesn't get the harshest contractual ties that AI throws out...
I believe all of the finalists are bound by contracts with Idol... but if you don't win idol get to determine if they want to make you an album... the winner is garanteed a record deal.
I hope bo wins...(but doubt he does) the show needs something different than the shit in years past.... he won me over when he sung whipping post early on... it was very good and very bold.
MalibuPJ
05-25-2005, 09:16 AM
I believe all of the finalists are bound by contracts with Idol... but if you don't win idol get to determine if they want to make you an album... the winner is garanteed a record deal.
That's why I said "harshest", Bam Bam..... :icon_wink
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 10:04 AM
That's why I said "harshest", Bam Bam..... :icon_wink
i still think both of them get shitty contract... it is today's slavery
sender_name
05-25-2005, 11:11 AM
I actaully called to vote for Bo this week b/c I can't stand ol' no stage presence Carrie. She does the exact same thing every song...Stands there, barely smiles and Switches hands with the microphone every 30 seconds. Bo has life...He is a performer. Carrie belongs in the back of a church choir. Once again Idol played favorites this week. For the last 2 weeks Carrie has been off on the final note of her song, but when they do the recap they use the rehersal footage(or something because it was different BOTH weeks) and she was dead on on the note...In the recap last night she wasn't even crying, but live she had tears in her eyes...This pisses me off so much. They don't want bo to win because he isn't as marketable. Bo did a fantastic job on that long road home song, Carrie was not that good...She is pretty, but has gotten worse and worse as the weeks went on...I wish that Bo would win. He is so much more talented...
I was talking to my friend about Bo, and he said he should win. I agreed. I was like yeah, and he said yeah....
Gonzoid
05-25-2005, 04:18 PM
I agree. Bo has gotten better. Carrie peaked with her "HEart song" abck a while ago and kinda faltered ever since.
Side note: My wife heard somewhere that Kelly Clarkson became a real diva cunt since she hit it big. If you noticed this season, the judges have all said things like "You are really nice behind the scenes." "Winning this won't change you." etc. Simon had once said that his favorite all-time was Fantasia b/c she was still the same person she was when she first started the contest. Considering they barely mentioned her this season, even though she has a pretty big record out, probably lends credence to my wife's story.
PrncssNikki
05-25-2005, 05:26 PM
Kelly severed ties with American Idol. I highly doubt she'll ever be on there again.
Earth2murf
05-25-2005, 06:21 PM
i have to vote for Carrie,its much too hard to jerk off to Bo Vice,though not impossible
Earth2murf
05-25-2005, 06:23 PM
i know if Bo wins Paula will suck his dick but if Carrie wins do ya think Paula will go down on her
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 08:47 PM
i have to vote for Carrie,its much too hard to jerk off to Bo Vice,though not impossible
not impossible at all sir. :icon_mrgr
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 08:48 PM
any predictions people?
i want bo to win but i predict Carrie will take it brecause she is the wholesome farm girl
PrncssNikki
05-25-2005, 09:01 PM
There are some numbers coming out about tonight's finale. We'll see.
I'm probably just going to watch the last half hour. I cam't tolerate 2 hours of delaying an announcement.
Wow I can't believe the majority of those people even made it to the final 24. That opener was AWFUL!
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 09:36 PM
Wow I can't believe the majority of those people even made it to the final 24. That opener was AWFUL!
it was... and how awful was that hack red carpet shit.... yuuuuchhhh
PorchMonkey4Life
05-25-2005, 10:55 PM
and the winner is.... carrie... this shits
commish13
05-25-2005, 10:59 PM
Carrie won? Son-of-a...
And to think, the two episodes I watched, I grew attached to Bo, even though his name is AWFUL.
cableone12
05-25-2005, 11:01 PM
so i guess anthony was wrong..
Carvin
05-25-2005, 11:02 PM
And to think, the two episodes I watched, I grew attached to Bo, even though his name is AWFUL.
You must be referring to Bob Ice.
commish13
05-25-2005, 11:04 PM
Bob Ice would be a sweet name.
He should change it to that.
George W. Bush
05-25-2005, 11:10 PM
I hope carrie crashes her new mustang into a nursery.
Gonzoid
05-25-2005, 11:19 PM
At least they acknowledged the whole Paula Abdul situation. Wasn't bad for a slam actually. Not on OnA or Norton's level of trashing someone, but still relatively amusing.
Tbones
06-02-2005, 04:48 PM
Anyone going for the Carrie and Bo toast?
Toast (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5586180670&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)
ASSBAG
06-02-2005, 04:52 PM
Anyone going for the Carrie and Bo toast?
Toast (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5586180670&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)
Too bad you can't put talent on it.
sender_name
06-23-2005, 09:57 PM
Fyi Bo Bice inked a recording contract today and said that he was so happy that he didn't win because then he would be stuck with the crappy contract that Carrie has!Rolling Stone Magazine - If anything, Bice is happy to be the Idol runner-up. "People ask me, 'What were you thinking while you stood there waiting for them to announce the winner?'" says Bice. "'Please, God, don't let me win this thing.' I never told anybody that. The label 'American Idol' was not for me. I'm not a pop person. It would have been even harder to play my kind of music if I had won."
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/7418300/bobice?pageid=rs.Home&pageregion=single1&rnd=1119574490203&has-player=false
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