rocfastrini
01-20-2005, 08:51 PM
Show Open
Op says they are worried about the noreaster over the weekend.
Jimmy is miserable today. He hasn't slept, and he says he is tired of his sexual addiction. He starts talking about the Gotham comedy club, and how they won't allow him to do his set so he can tape for the Tonight Show. Op says payback will be a bitch, because so many doors have closed since they were off the air. Jimmy also talks about indulging his addiction the night before.
Op brings up the Washington trip, and the agenda that the suits at XM have planned for them as well as the sensativity training for lil' Jimmy.
Martini Steve comes in studio, to talk about the American Idol audio. Op says that steve is an overacheiver, because he brought in 24 tracks of audio. Op talks about the hot chick from the midwest that sung pretty good.
They talk about the new intern Noah, who came in wearing a suit. He comes in studio to explain why he decided to wear a suit. Danny and Nathaniel, the other interns come in to talk about Noah. Noah says that his Dad owns a truck dealership, and that he goes to NYU - all that does is make the other interns detest him.
Break
· Back from break, Ant talks about people on the message board criticizing the breaks. Op wonders how early in the morning you have to get up to put on a three piece suit like the intern did.
· Caller - thinks the intern is a plant from XM. Since he is from Boston, Op asks him if they are looking for the Asian terrorists with the dirty bomb. Ant starts doing Mayor Menino.
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· This segues into Op reading the story from the newspapers. They bring Ben in studio, being that he is the resident Boston gossip expert. Ben says that his drunken friends are hunting the Asian terrorists. Op says Jimmy’s impression of Ben is so dead on; he doesn’t even need Ben in studio.
· They go back to talking about Noah the new intern and his suit. Op says the new intern is getting all the attention, and Danny and Nathaniel are the backup singers. Ant says that it’s all fake, that the guys who were smuggled across the border probably stiffed the guy that helped them across, and he was pissed so he told the authorities that they were terrorists. Thus segues into another story about a Chinese guy being beaten up by people in a building for putting menus under doors.
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· Caller - says he was talking to Bernie Goetz online last night.
· Back to the story before, Opie reads from the newspaper about the delivery guy getting beaten up.
· Jimmy says they should make all the interns wear a suit to work, like Noah
· Caller - he says Jimmy sucks, but he has nothing. Jimmy hopes he is handicapped in an accident.
· Caller - tries a suit joke *crash*
· “ A towel is not a hat”/FU Line into break
Break
· Caller - he wants to know why jimmy has to audition before getting on the show.
· Jimmy rehashes his getting rejected by DeNiro for a picture.
· Steve C comes in studio, to bring in the American Idol audio and they start talking about his newest style changes.
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Op says they are now surrounded by a bunch of self hating people. He remembers that back in the day, in Boston, it was just him and Anthony. Now its Lil’ Jimmy (who might throw himself out a window any moment), self-hating Steve (with his magna-doodle face), Herky Ben - all a mess of characters as Op calls them.
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· Caller - wants to know what’s wrong with Jimmy today. He starts asking why Jimmy talks bad about California, and keeps interrupting Jimmy when he tries to explain. Ant asks why the callers call in to trash Jimmy when he is having a bad day. Op says he is just being a troublemaker by putting them true, trying to tile up Jimmy.
· American Idol Audio.
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http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/pattie_idol.jpg
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They talk about Simon Cowell - Op says he and Jimmy hate him, Ant says he likes the fact that he is blatant. They play some more of the horrible auditions.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_idol.jpg
They start imitating Pat from Moonachie, the winner of the Eggnog drinking contest. Op notices that Anthony seems to be an expert on American Idol.
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· They then start ragging on Ben, and they say that Pat from Moonachie looks like a splice of Ben and the Three Stooges.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_stooges.jpg
They start talking about Ben’s friends hunting the terrorists again. They also talk about his gossiping, and how all his gossip is linked to Boston. They also retell the story of the kids at Ant’s house, and the one who left the booger, since Jimmy missed that part yesterday. Ant says he and his girl couldn’t even sit on the couch, and now it has to go. Jimmy picks his nose and puts it in his mouth, which freaks Ant out. They also play an example of a singer that did well on the show.
· More goofing on Ben when he comes in studio.
Break
· They talk about Eric Hawkotosis’ resume, and that he has worked for a lot of radio stations
· Teaser Alert - Girl will be playing “What’s in my pants” later.
· Donny Deutsch in studio. Jimmy says he has a Steve McQueen vibe to him.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/donny.jpg
They talk about the Chevy Chase interview, and about the tranny on the show. Op says it was refreshing being on his show, because the attitude was laid back. He also talks about appearing on the O’Reilly show and they talk about how O’Reilly is hypocritical. They also talk about Bush, and his daughters. He also wants to offer his services to the boys for advertising, since his background is in marketing. They talk about the fact that XM has them hidden, and Donny says that XM should make them the face of XM since they are one of the most well recognized personalities.
· Jimmy asks him what he thinks is the best marketing strategy - he says that he likes the Nike stuff, as well as the Itunes ads. He asks them about the evolution of the show over the years. He also brings his assistant in studio (Ant comments that she looks like Heather Locklear, they all think she is hot). She talks about how it is working for Donny. They do the Jimmy hairy arm trick with her. Jimmy asks Donny what Steve C would be good at advertising - he says he has a mailroom vibe to him. They start goofing on Steve’s blond hair again
· Op asks him if his has 200 million in the bank, and he says it’s probably more than that. Jimmy asks if he ever gets shot down by women - he says if he was Donny, he would walk around with a copy of his bank statement. Donny says the best thing about being rich is not having to worry about money any more. They bring the suit wearing intern Noah in studio again. Noah talks about what his father does, which is that he owns a trucking company. He asks his assistant to choose between Noah and Danny, if she saw them in a bar - she says Danny. Op tells the story of Ant flashing some chicks in Boston. They say that he was fun, and thank him for coming in.
· Ben gets his chance to trash Jimmy while he takes pics with Donny. Op says Donny was a good guest, because it felt like a hang. They start doing Pat again, and Op says they need a chowder contest for Superbowl tickets.
Break
· Back from break, they talk about Ben’s friends again
· Caller - from Toronto. He says that he hates Jimmy. Jimmy goes off on him, saying that he is from a second class country.
· Op brings up the sensitivity training that Jimmy needs to take when he goes to DC.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/sense_meeting.jpg
They start talking about the agenda again. E-Lo (Eric Logan) calls in, to talk about the agenda, and that Jimmy really needs to do the sensitivity training. He keeps insisting that Jimmy needs to do it, and even says that he may need to talk to Jimmy off-air. Jimmy is obviously pissed until…
· E-Lo reveals that it was just a joke! Op starts laughing hysterically, because they got Jimmy so good. They explain that the whole agenda was a joke, and that Ben was in on it. Opie says he knew last night, but didn’t tell Jimmy because he wanted to have fun with him today.
· Caller - calls in to defend Toronto
· Coffee Diva into break
Break
· Dean Edwards (from SNL) in studio. They explain the gag with Jimmy to him. They also play the Pat from Moonachie audio for him, and play audio of his *crash* jokes from the eggnog show. Dean says Pat sounds like Mr. Magoo. Ben comes in with audio of Mayor Menino talking about the Chinese terrorists. Nathaniel puts a post-it with a joke *crash*.
Noah comes back in studio. Dean starts doing Tracey Morgan. They talk about the softball game with Tracey Morgan. They continue goofing on Noah.
They do a "speed" what's in my pants, with the girl from before. Ant quickly gives her the instructions.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/guess_whats_in_my_pants_logo.jpg
Ant - Wood Floor
Opie - Landing Strip
Jimmy - Mohawk
Dean - Clean Shaven
Opie wins.
Ant times it exactly, as the Mario music starts just as the game ends. They give Dean's Plugs, and plug Donny's show. They put Noah to say one last thing, but as he is about to start talking...
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE and freak8 :clap:
Op says they are worried about the noreaster over the weekend.
Jimmy is miserable today. He hasn't slept, and he says he is tired of his sexual addiction. He starts talking about the Gotham comedy club, and how they won't allow him to do his set so he can tape for the Tonight Show. Op says payback will be a bitch, because so many doors have closed since they were off the air. Jimmy also talks about indulging his addiction the night before.
Op brings up the Washington trip, and the agenda that the suits at XM have planned for them as well as the sensativity training for lil' Jimmy.
Martini Steve comes in studio, to talk about the American Idol audio. Op says that steve is an overacheiver, because he brought in 24 tracks of audio. Op talks about the hot chick from the midwest that sung pretty good.
They talk about the new intern Noah, who came in wearing a suit. He comes in studio to explain why he decided to wear a suit. Danny and Nathaniel, the other interns come in to talk about Noah. Noah says that his Dad owns a truck dealership, and that he goes to NYU - all that does is make the other interns detest him.
Break
· Back from break, Ant talks about people on the message board criticizing the breaks. Op wonders how early in the morning you have to get up to put on a three piece suit like the intern did.
· Caller - thinks the intern is a plant from XM. Since he is from Boston, Op asks him if they are looking for the Asian terrorists with the dirty bomb. Ant starts doing Mayor Menino.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/asian_terror.jpg
· This segues into Op reading the story from the newspapers. They bring Ben in studio, being that he is the resident Boston gossip expert. Ben says that his drunken friends are hunting the Asian terrorists. Op says Jimmy’s impression of Ben is so dead on; he doesn’t even need Ben in studio.
· They go back to talking about Noah the new intern and his suit. Op says the new intern is getting all the attention, and Danny and Nathaniel are the backup singers. Ant says that it’s all fake, that the guys who were smuggled across the border probably stiffed the guy that helped them across, and he was pissed so he told the authorities that they were terrorists. Thus segues into another story about a Chinese guy being beaten up by people in a building for putting menus under doors.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/we_deliver.jpg
· Caller - says he was talking to Bernie Goetz online last night.
· Back to the story before, Opie reads from the newspaper about the delivery guy getting beaten up.
· Jimmy says they should make all the interns wear a suit to work, like Noah
· Caller - he says Jimmy sucks, but he has nothing. Jimmy hopes he is handicapped in an accident.
· Caller - tries a suit joke *crash*
· “ A towel is not a hat”/FU Line into break
Break
· Caller - he wants to know why jimmy has to audition before getting on the show.
· Jimmy rehashes his getting rejected by DeNiro for a picture.
· Steve C comes in studio, to bring in the American Idol audio and they start talking about his newest style changes.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/steve_flame_idol.jpg
Op says they are now surrounded by a bunch of self hating people. He remembers that back in the day, in Boston, it was just him and Anthony. Now its Lil’ Jimmy (who might throw himself out a window any moment), self-hating Steve (with his magna-doodle face), Herky Ben - all a mess of characters as Op calls them.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/magna_steve.jpg
· Caller - wants to know what’s wrong with Jimmy today. He starts asking why Jimmy talks bad about California, and keeps interrupting Jimmy when he tries to explain. Ant asks why the callers call in to trash Jimmy when he is having a bad day. Op says he is just being a troublemaker by putting them true, trying to tile up Jimmy.
· American Idol Audio.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/american_idol_4.jpg
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/pattie_idol.jpg
http://img146.exs.cx/img146/3613/americanidol9yw.jpg
They talk about Simon Cowell - Op says he and Jimmy hate him, Ant says he likes the fact that he is blatant. They play some more of the horrible auditions.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_idol.jpg
They start imitating Pat from Moonachie, the winner of the Eggnog drinking contest. Op notices that Anthony seems to be an expert on American Idol.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/anthony_idol.jpg
· They then start ragging on Ben, and they say that Pat from Moonachie looks like a splice of Ben and the Three Stooges.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_stooges.jpg
They start talking about Ben’s friends hunting the terrorists again. They also talk about his gossiping, and how all his gossip is linked to Boston. They also retell the story of the kids at Ant’s house, and the one who left the booger, since Jimmy missed that part yesterday. Ant says he and his girl couldn’t even sit on the couch, and now it has to go. Jimmy picks his nose and puts it in his mouth, which freaks Ant out. They also play an example of a singer that did well on the show.
· More goofing on Ben when he comes in studio.
Break
· They talk about Eric Hawkotosis’ resume, and that he has worked for a lot of radio stations
· Teaser Alert - Girl will be playing “What’s in my pants” later.
· Donny Deutsch in studio. Jimmy says he has a Steve McQueen vibe to him.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/donny.jpg
They talk about the Chevy Chase interview, and about the tranny on the show. Op says it was refreshing being on his show, because the attitude was laid back. He also talks about appearing on the O’Reilly show and they talk about how O’Reilly is hypocritical. They also talk about Bush, and his daughters. He also wants to offer his services to the boys for advertising, since his background is in marketing. They talk about the fact that XM has them hidden, and Donny says that XM should make them the face of XM since they are one of the most well recognized personalities.
· Jimmy asks him what he thinks is the best marketing strategy - he says that he likes the Nike stuff, as well as the Itunes ads. He asks them about the evolution of the show over the years. He also brings his assistant in studio (Ant comments that she looks like Heather Locklear, they all think she is hot). She talks about how it is working for Donny. They do the Jimmy hairy arm trick with her. Jimmy asks Donny what Steve C would be good at advertising - he says he has a mailroom vibe to him. They start goofing on Steve’s blond hair again
· Op asks him if his has 200 million in the bank, and he says it’s probably more than that. Jimmy asks if he ever gets shot down by women - he says if he was Donny, he would walk around with a copy of his bank statement. Donny says the best thing about being rich is not having to worry about money any more. They bring the suit wearing intern Noah in studio again. Noah talks about what his father does, which is that he owns a trucking company. He asks his assistant to choose between Noah and Danny, if she saw them in a bar - she says Danny. Op tells the story of Ant flashing some chicks in Boston. They say that he was fun, and thank him for coming in.
· Ben gets his chance to trash Jimmy while he takes pics with Donny. Op says Donny was a good guest, because it felt like a hang. They start doing Pat again, and Op says they need a chowder contest for Superbowl tickets.
Break
· Back from break, they talk about Ben’s friends again
· Caller - from Toronto. He says that he hates Jimmy. Jimmy goes off on him, saying that he is from a second class country.
· Op brings up the sensitivity training that Jimmy needs to take when he goes to DC.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/sense_meeting.jpg
They start talking about the agenda again. E-Lo (Eric Logan) calls in, to talk about the agenda, and that Jimmy really needs to do the sensitivity training. He keeps insisting that Jimmy needs to do it, and even says that he may need to talk to Jimmy off-air. Jimmy is obviously pissed until…
· E-Lo reveals that it was just a joke! Op starts laughing hysterically, because they got Jimmy so good. They explain that the whole agenda was a joke, and that Ben was in on it. Opie says he knew last night, but didn’t tell Jimmy because he wanted to have fun with him today.
· Caller - calls in to defend Toronto
· Coffee Diva into break
Break
· Dean Edwards (from SNL) in studio. They explain the gag with Jimmy to him. They also play the Pat from Moonachie audio for him, and play audio of his *crash* jokes from the eggnog show. Dean says Pat sounds like Mr. Magoo. Ben comes in with audio of Mayor Menino talking about the Chinese terrorists. Nathaniel puts a post-it with a joke *crash*.
Noah comes back in studio. Dean starts doing Tracey Morgan. They talk about the softball game with Tracey Morgan. They continue goofing on Noah.
They do a "speed" what's in my pants, with the girl from before. Ant quickly gives her the instructions.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/guess_whats_in_my_pants_logo.jpg
Ant - Wood Floor
Opie - Landing Strip
Jimmy - Mohawk
Dean - Clean Shaven
Opie wins.
Ant times it exactly, as the Mario music starts just as the game ends. They give Dean's Plugs, and plug Donny's show. They put Noah to say one last thing, but as he is about to start talking...
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE and freak8 :clap: