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01-22-2005, 03:41 PM
January 21st 2005 - "I am Anthony...WOW!"
Show Open
· Clips from “Office Space” over the intro.
· Op says he hates winter. Ant says he totally skipped the inauguration yesterday. Op says it just the same old crap. They talk about the elections in Iraq.
· Op talks about an old saying that Ant used to say, that the older you get the more you hate winter. Op says there DC trip won’t happen, because of a snowstorm in the forecast. Op says he was thinking about his life, and how pathetic it is. He says he knows that a lot of people admire the lives that him and Ant have, but he realizes that it isn’t all that. He also says that during the show his life is good, but after the show it’s just boring. He says he sat in Starbucks and watched a woman dragging her dog. They talks about the people with dogs and how they have to pick their dogs crap. Op says he spent 20 mins watching people trying to step in the dog’s crap. Then Opie talks about going to buy rocks at the Pottery Barn to decorate his apartment like Jimmy. Then he saw a boat with candles and rocks in it that he ended up buying. Ant says he was on the pottery barn website looking at couches.
Op says he is also angry because he was arguing with his neighbours upstairs. He tells how they were making noise by rolling a ball on the floor, and then Op started banging on the ceiling. He got his revenge by cranking the music loud when he wakes up, and then he starts pressing the buzzer for a long time when he left. Ant says he would wipe some dog crap on the buzzer if he was Op's neighbor. Ant says that his neighbors would fight, and him and his girlfriend would listen to them fighting. Ant talks about going on a ridealong with Keith the Cop, and dealing with this guy that was complaining.
She spilled my coffee PSA into break
Break
Op start talking that a lot of people are tough guys when they think they can take the person. Op tells the story of driving in Boston and hitting a guy, who then knocked off his side mirror, which instantly made him drive off. Op says that that's another thing about getting older, you really don't wanna get hit in the face anymore. Anthony tells a story of fighting as a kid, and being knocked on his ass. Jimmy tells a story of sleeping with a married woman, and having the husband come home, and punch him in his face.
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/540/nortonpunch9ca.jpg
The guy said he was going to kill Jimmy, and because he just sat there the guy didn't.
Caller - tries to repeat Jimmy's joke from the other day, and they make him repeat it over and over again until finally *CRASH* multiple times.
Jimmy "Sensitivity Training" helpbook into break
Break
· Back from break, guy writes a story about a man throwing coffee in a meter maids face. Ant says Starbucks is the main reason why people get tickets. Op says he hates Meter Maids.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/meter.jpg
After reading the story, Op says he has to side with the meter maid lady.
· Caller - calls in with a story about being in the move theatre with a guy eating his boogers.
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/9572/snot3cm.jpg
Op says he has giving up on going to see movies. He thinks that the movie theatre should release the movie to households, to avoid the animals at the movies.
· Caller - says he is tired of hearing old stories. Ant says he is just a “dickbag”
· Caller - (a girl). They are unsure at first, but eventually they confirm she is a girl. She tries to freak Ant more about the booger in his chair. Ant points out that Derek makes his first music mess up *crash*
· Op reads a letter from a listener that wants to gross out Ant.
· Caller - thinks that Jimmy doesn’t fit into the flow of the show. Ant says that’s ridiculous. The caller also says that Jimmy has no “range”. They cut him off after realizing that he has no point.
· They touch on American Idol, that Simon Cowell called three girls on the show fat.
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/8209/fatidol0ni.jpg
· Steve C comes in studio, and they goof on his appearance.
· Op tries to remember a funny line *crash*
· Caller - talks about a DJ mentioning that O&A will take over for Stern.
· Hives/Prodigy Mashup into break
Break
· They talk about Yoko vs. Paul McCartney. Ant says imagine if he died and Opie had to ask his ex wife for the rights to play “Butt plug”. They also talk about Michael Jackson owning the Beatles song.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/yoko_beatles.jpg
· Brother Joe’s song about Paul McCartney’s wife
· They start talking about Ashlee Simpson, and a website that is dedicated to getting her to stop singing. They replay the crowd at the orange bowl booing her.
Break
· Op comments on how short the break was. They point out Ben messing with Steve C.
· They talk about the Top 10 songs of the nineties, and music from different decades.
· Caller - calls in to rip on Opie
· Top Ten list:
10) RuPaul - “Supermodel”
9) Salt and Pepa/En Vogue - “What a Man”
8) Ricky Martin - “Living la Vida Loca”
· List is interrupted when Ralphie May calls Op’s cell phone. Op starts talking to him on his cell phone on-air. Ralphie talks, thinking he is only talking to Opie. He makes a joke *crash*. Op starts ragging on him for not coming on the show, and hangs up on him.
· Ralphie May calls in, and Op tells him that they were just goofing on him. Ralphie May tells the story of what happened at the Orange Bowl when Ashlee Simpson went backstage.
· ***Teaser Alert*** Colin showing up later.
· Instant feedback says that Opie had to get a Ricky Martin CD signed. Ant talks about having an injured kid ride his bike so he could get him home.
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/48/anthonystaxi6lb.jpg
Op asks him if it was also an emergency when he slept with the gay guy in his tree fort. Ant retells the story of that night - “Night of the living homo”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suck_it.jpg
Break
· Stalker Patti in studio, Op says he doesn’t like the fact that she came in without a bra. She came in with new gifts for Opie and Anthony - Nameplates that she had made for them.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/4552/anthonydesk2jg.jpg
Op throws the gift right in the garbage. Anthony asks where he is supposed to put the nameplate, since he doesn’t have a desk. He says they are ridiculous. Ant gives her gifts back and tells her to take them back. She starts yelling, as she starts telling them about her “stress” test. Patty also mentions that the doctor says that her hormones are at a high level. Jimmy says he hated Patty in that moment, and he felt like biting her face. They start talking about her jacket which Ant says looks like a kid’s coat.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/1903/wintercoat4uc.jpg
She leaves, and then they bring her back in one more time because she looks rejected. Finally they play the Hulk music, and tell her to just walk away. They say they will put the nameplates on EBay with their signatures, to get money for her.
Break
· They go back to the list from before
7) Snoop Dogg - “Gin and Juice”
They talk about how all the rap stars lose their street cred eventually. They talk about Jay Mohr being in a movie with Ice Cube, which segues into them talking about all the excuses that Jay Mohr has for not coming on the show.
6) Delite - “Groove is in the heart”
5) MC Hammer - “Can’t touch this”
4) Spice Girls - “What I really Want”
3) Notorious BIG - “Hypnotize”
· Ben comes in studio, to explain the Jay Mohr situation. Op asks if they are at the point where they need to give up on Jay. They talk about their train ride to DC.
2) Nirvana - “Smells like teen spirit”
1) Ace of Base - “All that she wants”
· Derek suggests a song that should be on the list - “Brush your teeth” (the song for Eric).
· Ben tries a joke *crash*
They play a Bush parody song., which they say is horrible.
Audio of John Ashcroft singing
Ant remembers hearing his parents arguing
Lady Di calls in. They bring Coilin Quinn in to talk to her. Op starts questioning her about what happened to her son's father, but she keeps saying that she doesn't want to talk about it. They cut her off.
Audio of a protester saying "fuck Bush" on CNN
· Jimmy talks about Vos walking on stage to “Paperback Reader”. They start cracking on Vos.
Break
· Colin Quinn in studio. Colin and Jimmy trash each other. They talk about movies being remade with black actors
· Lady Di calls back, Op hangs up on her.
· Caller - talks about Jenna Bush at the inauguration
· Audio from CNN with a protestor saying “fuck Bush”.
· Jimmy plugs an upcoming Tsunami benefit, and Colin says that he disagrees with aid for the Tsunami victims. They talk about Ralphie May in Thailand.
· Colin says that Stalker Patti was outraged by the way they treated her today. They show Colin the gifts she brought. Colin says they should beat her with the gifts.
· Lady Di calls back, and is train wrecked.
· Op says he was hoping that Colin could save the show. Colin talks about being on the Tonight Show. Op starts throwing topics at Colin. Colin starts doing Vos, while Ant does Reagan and Jimmy does Keith Robinson.
http://img135.exs.cx/img135/84/voscolin9ep.jpg
They play Jimmy’s Mom phone call for Colin, and Colin goofs on it.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE And Tbrokenjaw.
Show Open
· Clips from “Office Space” over the intro.
· Op says he hates winter. Ant says he totally skipped the inauguration yesterday. Op says it just the same old crap. They talk about the elections in Iraq.
· Op talks about an old saying that Ant used to say, that the older you get the more you hate winter. Op says there DC trip won’t happen, because of a snowstorm in the forecast. Op says he was thinking about his life, and how pathetic it is. He says he knows that a lot of people admire the lives that him and Ant have, but he realizes that it isn’t all that. He also says that during the show his life is good, but after the show it’s just boring. He says he sat in Starbucks and watched a woman dragging her dog. They talks about the people with dogs and how they have to pick their dogs crap. Op says he spent 20 mins watching people trying to step in the dog’s crap. Then Opie talks about going to buy rocks at the Pottery Barn to decorate his apartment like Jimmy. Then he saw a boat with candles and rocks in it that he ended up buying. Ant says he was on the pottery barn website looking at couches.
Op says he is also angry because he was arguing with his neighbours upstairs. He tells how they were making noise by rolling a ball on the floor, and then Op started banging on the ceiling. He got his revenge by cranking the music loud when he wakes up, and then he starts pressing the buzzer for a long time when he left. Ant says he would wipe some dog crap on the buzzer if he was Op's neighbor. Ant says that his neighbors would fight, and him and his girlfriend would listen to them fighting. Ant talks about going on a ridealong with Keith the Cop, and dealing with this guy that was complaining.
She spilled my coffee PSA into break
Break
Op start talking that a lot of people are tough guys when they think they can take the person. Op tells the story of driving in Boston and hitting a guy, who then knocked off his side mirror, which instantly made him drive off. Op says that that's another thing about getting older, you really don't wanna get hit in the face anymore. Anthony tells a story of fighting as a kid, and being knocked on his ass. Jimmy tells a story of sleeping with a married woman, and having the husband come home, and punch him in his face.
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/540/nortonpunch9ca.jpg
The guy said he was going to kill Jimmy, and because he just sat there the guy didn't.
Caller - tries to repeat Jimmy's joke from the other day, and they make him repeat it over and over again until finally *CRASH* multiple times.
Jimmy "Sensitivity Training" helpbook into break
Break
· Back from break, guy writes a story about a man throwing coffee in a meter maids face. Ant says Starbucks is the main reason why people get tickets. Op says he hates Meter Maids.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/meter.jpg
After reading the story, Op says he has to side with the meter maid lady.
· Caller - calls in with a story about being in the move theatre with a guy eating his boogers.
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/9572/snot3cm.jpg
Op says he has giving up on going to see movies. He thinks that the movie theatre should release the movie to households, to avoid the animals at the movies.
· Caller - says he is tired of hearing old stories. Ant says he is just a “dickbag”
· Caller - (a girl). They are unsure at first, but eventually they confirm she is a girl. She tries to freak Ant more about the booger in his chair. Ant points out that Derek makes his first music mess up *crash*
· Op reads a letter from a listener that wants to gross out Ant.
· Caller - thinks that Jimmy doesn’t fit into the flow of the show. Ant says that’s ridiculous. The caller also says that Jimmy has no “range”. They cut him off after realizing that he has no point.
· They touch on American Idol, that Simon Cowell called three girls on the show fat.
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/8209/fatidol0ni.jpg
· Steve C comes in studio, and they goof on his appearance.
· Op tries to remember a funny line *crash*
· Caller - talks about a DJ mentioning that O&A will take over for Stern.
· Hives/Prodigy Mashup into break
Break
· They talk about Yoko vs. Paul McCartney. Ant says imagine if he died and Opie had to ask his ex wife for the rights to play “Butt plug”. They also talk about Michael Jackson owning the Beatles song.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/yoko_beatles.jpg
· Brother Joe’s song about Paul McCartney’s wife
· They start talking about Ashlee Simpson, and a website that is dedicated to getting her to stop singing. They replay the crowd at the orange bowl booing her.
Break
· Op comments on how short the break was. They point out Ben messing with Steve C.
· They talk about the Top 10 songs of the nineties, and music from different decades.
· Caller - calls in to rip on Opie
· Top Ten list:
10) RuPaul - “Supermodel”
9) Salt and Pepa/En Vogue - “What a Man”
8) Ricky Martin - “Living la Vida Loca”
· List is interrupted when Ralphie May calls Op’s cell phone. Op starts talking to him on his cell phone on-air. Ralphie talks, thinking he is only talking to Opie. He makes a joke *crash*. Op starts ragging on him for not coming on the show, and hangs up on him.
· Ralphie May calls in, and Op tells him that they were just goofing on him. Ralphie May tells the story of what happened at the Orange Bowl when Ashlee Simpson went backstage.
· ***Teaser Alert*** Colin showing up later.
· Instant feedback says that Opie had to get a Ricky Martin CD signed. Ant talks about having an injured kid ride his bike so he could get him home.
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/48/anthonystaxi6lb.jpg
Op asks him if it was also an emergency when he slept with the gay guy in his tree fort. Ant retells the story of that night - “Night of the living homo”
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suck_it.jpg
Break
· Stalker Patti in studio, Op says he doesn’t like the fact that she came in without a bra. She came in with new gifts for Opie and Anthony - Nameplates that she had made for them.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/4552/anthonydesk2jg.jpg
Op throws the gift right in the garbage. Anthony asks where he is supposed to put the nameplate, since he doesn’t have a desk. He says they are ridiculous. Ant gives her gifts back and tells her to take them back. She starts yelling, as she starts telling them about her “stress” test. Patty also mentions that the doctor says that her hormones are at a high level. Jimmy says he hated Patty in that moment, and he felt like biting her face. They start talking about her jacket which Ant says looks like a kid’s coat.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/1903/wintercoat4uc.jpg
She leaves, and then they bring her back in one more time because she looks rejected. Finally they play the Hulk music, and tell her to just walk away. They say they will put the nameplates on EBay with their signatures, to get money for her.
Break
· They go back to the list from before
7) Snoop Dogg - “Gin and Juice”
They talk about how all the rap stars lose their street cred eventually. They talk about Jay Mohr being in a movie with Ice Cube, which segues into them talking about all the excuses that Jay Mohr has for not coming on the show.
6) Delite - “Groove is in the heart”
5) MC Hammer - “Can’t touch this”
4) Spice Girls - “What I really Want”
3) Notorious BIG - “Hypnotize”
· Ben comes in studio, to explain the Jay Mohr situation. Op asks if they are at the point where they need to give up on Jay. They talk about their train ride to DC.
2) Nirvana - “Smells like teen spirit”
1) Ace of Base - “All that she wants”
· Derek suggests a song that should be on the list - “Brush your teeth” (the song for Eric).
· Ben tries a joke *crash*
They play a Bush parody song., which they say is horrible.
Audio of John Ashcroft singing
Ant remembers hearing his parents arguing
Lady Di calls in. They bring Coilin Quinn in to talk to her. Op starts questioning her about what happened to her son's father, but she keeps saying that she doesn't want to talk about it. They cut her off.
Audio of a protester saying "fuck Bush" on CNN
· Jimmy talks about Vos walking on stage to “Paperback Reader”. They start cracking on Vos.
Break
· Colin Quinn in studio. Colin and Jimmy trash each other. They talk about movies being remade with black actors
· Lady Di calls back, Op hangs up on her.
· Caller - talks about Jenna Bush at the inauguration
· Audio from CNN with a protestor saying “fuck Bush”.
· Jimmy plugs an upcoming Tsunami benefit, and Colin says that he disagrees with aid for the Tsunami victims. They talk about Ralphie May in Thailand.
· Colin says that Stalker Patti was outraged by the way they treated her today. They show Colin the gifts she brought. Colin says they should beat her with the gifts.
· Lady Di calls back, and is train wrecked.
· Op says he was hoping that Colin could save the show. Colin talks about being on the Tonight Show. Op starts throwing topics at Colin. Colin starts doing Vos, while Ant does Reagan and Jimmy does Keith Robinson.
http://img135.exs.cx/img135/84/voscolin9ep.jpg
They play Jimmy’s Mom phone call for Colin, and Colin goofs on it.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE And Tbrokenjaw.