O&A Listening Thread -- 1/31/05

[KevSlider]

I'm starting this one off today. :action-sm

Just sitting here alone watching the Sinclair Institute infomercial...the boys were right, they are some ugly fucking actors.

[sicmfnmatt]

I'm starting this one off today. :action-sm

Just sitting here alone watching the Sinclair Institute infomercial...the boys were right, they are some ugly fucking actors.
no wackbag material ??? :devil: :devil: :AR15firin :chefico

[KevSlider]

no wackbag material ??? :devil: :devil: :AR15firin :chefico

Not on public accessable cable. Plus I already wacked it to my friends girlfriend...I'm such a scumbag.

[BIV]

Not on public accessable cable. Plus I already wacked it to my friends girlfriend...I'm such a scumbag.
:clap: Classic. Morning kids.

So I'm talking to my friend and I said "you girlfriend is really hot" and he's like "yeah I know, I'm dating her" and I'm like "I wacked off to her last night" and he's like "really?" and I'm like "yeah, I'm a scumbag" and he's like "yeah, I know what you mean."

[Bach]

I feel like I just stumbled into some sort of alternate reality. Then I realized I was just awake and reading this thread so far.

Mornin' all.

[BIV]

Nice Way to roooon a song, tools.

Wait, this is "A Perfect Circle" not Tool.
Hrmph heh hnnng hmm

[generoso]

Morning all how was the weekend

[Bach]

Cold. It was cold. Hiya Gen.

[generoso]

That it was Bach and still cold.....and cue the music

[Bach]

Mornin' Boston.

[generoso]

Why hello boston

[Bach]

I really dig this new intro. Much better than the St. Pat's/breaking all the rules type intros they had at the start. Thoughts?

[BIV]

*wiggles my ass in greeting at everyone who enters the room*

[caulfield]

Morning guys

[BIV]

I really dig this new intro. Much better than the St. Pat's/breaking all the rules type intros they had at the start. Thoughts?
And every time I hear it I get to hear my contribution to the new show....Hawkitosis.

But seriously, it's a great new intro.

[generoso]

I really dig this new intro. Much better than the St. Pat's/breaking all the rules type intros they had at the start. Thoughts?
Same here hearing the st. pats story ......time to move on

[Bach]

Wow do those mics sound awful. (Not that that's a complaint.)

[Bach]

Memories of 10/4/04 anyone?

[generoso]

So true dare we bitch and moan about it that WBL might be here and comment on it.

[BIV]

I refuse to complain about the crappy mikes.

[generoso]

some one's getting fired on that draw bridge rule number one make sure all leafs are clear lights to red barriers down locke retracted...

[Bach]

lol

WBL isn't here ... YET... :) But it isn't a complaint
You mean one poster here might get mad at us? (elbow, elbow)

[freak8]

norton cut the cheese :)

[Bach]

So much for this nice bagel I just made.

[generoso]

Gotta luv a lil Jimmy fart in the morning.....One day I might have to challege that guy

[Rev]

Good morning, folks!

[Bach]

Mornin' Rev. How was the birthday celebration?

[BIV]

damnit, these mikes blow. Now I am bitching. Hurting my head.

[Rev]

Mornin' Rev. How was the birthday celebration?
I got into a fight, friday night, while partying.
Very memorable birthday! :D

[Bach]

I got into a fight, friday night, while partying.
Very memorable birthday! :D
I'll reserve comment till I find out who looks worse -- you or the other guy.

[BIV]

If I may ask a stupid question... What is a ditto?
It's those copies you'd get in school. You know, with the funny blue ink?
The teacher would pass the dittos out to the class.

[Bach]

It's those copies you'd get in school. You know, with the funny blue ink?
The teacher would pass the dittos out to the class.
Also called mimeographs when I was in school.

[Sack of Chisels]

Alright who here was the guy who went to their hotel?

[BIV]

Schwoogie alert!!!

[Rev]

I'll reserve comment till I find out who looks worse -- you or the other guy.
I have a spot that's purple, the size of a pea, on the inside of my lip. That's it.

Let's just say... I didnt stop partying all night. :action-sm

[BIV]

ahhh... well that is slightly before my time.. sorta :)
They were basically copies before we had good copiers...so it may have been.

[Bach]

I have a spot that's purple, the size of a pea, on the inside of my lip. That's it.

Let's just say... I didnt stop partying all night. :action-sm
Then I can say "glad you had a blast."

[Rev]

So, what am I missing here...

They're in DC? I'm guessing to do that meeting that got snow-rescheduled? Tell me if I'm wrong.

[Bach]

So, what am I missing here...

They're in DC? I'm guessing to do that meeting that got snow-rescheduled? Tell me if I'm wrong.
You're right.

[BIV]

That because the smoking ban has turned people into pussies.

[Bach]

That because the smoking ban has turned people into pussies.
Amen. Bunch of uptight cumstains in NY who give you a dirty look if you even buy cigarettes.

[generoso]

but it true when people used to smoke in my bowling league I used to come home reeking cigs and beer. Now it is just beer.

[Bach]

Wow, Jimmy is positively scathing. That guest list is rather BS though. Not a good thing to do to the boys. Guess XM finally learned the definition of "cross-promotion." If Bob Edwards comes in, I quit.

[Rev]

DC blows.

I was down there when I had to film Ben Harper at the 9:30 Club for HBO.
The whole city seemed like it closed down after 10pm.

The highlight of my time there... pissing on the Washington Monument.
I'd imagine that's not an easy task anymore, in these post 9-11 times.

Who knows, I may be the last man ever to have pissed on it!!!

[generoso]

just in case the Wizads win the thing you win in basketball

[CallmeQtie]

Good morning all!

[Rev]

Good morning all!
Ditto, hun!

[BIV]

DC blows.

I was down there when I had to film Ben Harper at the 9:30 Club for HBO.
The whole city seemed like it closed down after 10pm.

The highlight of my time there... pissing on the Washington Monument.
I'd imagine that's not an easy task anymore, in these post 9-11 times.

Who knows, I may be the last man ever to have pissed on it!!!
Dude, almost every city shuts down after 10:00 p.m. Hell, in Seattle it's hard to even find a place to eat after ten.

Our liquer sotres are still state run and closed on Sunday too. God I hate this fucking state. Liberal idiots.

[demonseed]

that goes for me too. Good morning all

[BIV]

It's a giiiiirl:icon_eek:


Hi Qtie:action-sm

[BIV]

Morning Qtie! :)

Love your balloon knot hon!
PINK balloon knot, Boston. The Devil is in the details....

[Rev]

Dude, almost every city shuts down after 10:00 p.m. Hell, in Seattle it's hard to even find a place to eat after ten.

Our liquer sotres are still state run and closed on Sunday too. God I hate this fucking state. Liberal idiots.
True true.
NYC has spoiled me, I guess.

[PyrettaGirl]

Mornin'
They do sound like they aren't in their own studio...not complaining, just saying! That Bush song was great!

[generoso]

hello Qtie

[Bach]

Dude, almost every city shuts down after 10:00 p.m. Hell, in Seattle it's hard to even find a place to eat after ten.

Our liquer sotres are still state run and closed on Sunday too. God I hate this fucking state. Liberal idiots.
And that is why I'm a proud New Yorker. :action-sm

[Dugout Doug]

Good morning all!

My love. Oh yeah, hello everyone!

[BIV]

True true.
NYC has spoiled me, I guess.
Makes me laugh. The one place that is open 24-7 is almost impossible to drive in....

[Dugout Doug]

Oh no. message board crap.

[Rev]

Mornin'
They do sound like they aren't in their own studio...not complaining, just saying! That Bush song was great!
Is this who I THINK it is?!
Wassup, sweetie!

[BIV]

Wahtchoo mean "walk the earth."

[CallmeQtie]

My love. Oh yeah, hello everyone!

MMMmmmm Doug! Where you been baby??? I been so lonly:)

[Bach]

Makes me laugh. The one place that is open 24-7 is almost impossible to drive in....
We do that on purpose. It stops tourists from becoming residents.

[kingrat]

morn from Orlando all.

[Dugout Doug]

MMMmmmm Doug! Where you been baby??? I been so lonly:)


Oh you know, masterbating, watching movies, writing manifesto's on wackbag. Same shit.

[BIV]

Orlando is in da hizzy!!
*raises the roof....or something*

[reefdweller]

Mornin' folks

[PyrettaGirl]

Is this who I THINK it is?!
Wassup, sweetie!
I don't know...who do you think I am? I said Happy Birthday to you yesterday.

[BIV]

God damn. Nothing like a little Alba ass in the morning.

[kingrat]

Mornin' folks

morning you camel toe reefdweller. :)

[PyrettaGirl]

Morning Kingrat...enjoying the nice weather?

[Bach]

I don't know...who do you think I am? I said Happy Birthday to you yesterday.
I'm thinking it's something to do with being a girl, perhaps?

[Rev]

I don't know...who do you think I am? I said Happy Birthday to you yesterday.
Not pyretta515 on aim?
If not, my bad! Thank you for the b-day wishes though!

[Juanfartez]

Good west coast chilly 45 deg. morning!

[demonseed]

ten jumping jacks= cardio..
hilarious

[caulfield]

norton and 10 jumping jacks. i smell promo

[Dugout Doug]

"O & A stands for Oral and Anal"


Well HELLO and GOOD MORNING to you! :clap: :clap:

[kingrat]

46 here right now, gonna get up to 69 today....Yay 69!

Is everyone's xm display showing "Drowning Pool - Bodies" like the online stream is this morning?

[PyrettaGirl]

Not pyretta515 on aim?
If not, my bad! Thank you for the b-day wishes though!
No, not me...and don't mention it.

[Bach]

norton and 10 jumping jacks. i smell promo
Jim Norton...Workout Diva!

[NUGHUFFER]

Mornin' all u wackbaggers.........my workout = beer can curls, oooh feel that burn.

[Bach]

Mornin' Nug.

[Juanfartez]

morning workout for me..getting fat ass out of bed.wocka wocka

[PyrettaGirl]

Hi Doug...
Hi Qtie, where have you been?

[Rev]

So, did anyone else see the lil Jimmy article in the paper?
I see O&A.com posted it, but I have it clipped... something maybe he'll autograph.

[demonseed]

I ran 2 miles already this morning

[Bach]

So, did anyone else see the lil Jimmy article in the paper?
I see O&A.com posted it, but I have it clipped... something maybe he'll autograph.
Yep. Great article. Really captured the essence of our favorite meaty-breasted nothing.

[shitdiq]

someone link that picture ant made? i don't even know his screen name on here

[Juanfartez]

I ran 2 miles already this morning

Trying to beat the bluehairs to Dennys this morning?:icon_mrgr

[PyrettaGirl]

Did Anthony just say that HE did the photoshop of Opie as Willard?
That means he is Wifflebatlube

[demonseed]

Trying to beat the bluehairs to Dennys this morning?:icon_mrgr

I run faster than they drive.

[shitdiq]

yeah, he did it himself.. someone find it plzzzzzzzz

[PatFromMoonachie]

Finish your workout with a "Lucky Strike"!

[BIV]

Pot? Bowls? What is he talking about again?

[Juanfartez]

I run faster than they drive.

Just don't get run over by one. They can't see over the steering wheel.:icon_eek:

[shitdiq]

Finish your workout with a "Lucky Strike"!

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/pickup.jpg

[kingrat]

http://www.wackbag.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=531&stc=1

^^^ link to Ants photoshop

[Dugout Doug]

Did Anthony just say that HE did the photoshop of Opie as Willard?
That means he is Wifflebatlube

Really? I think that is his brother and he posts it for him.

[Rev]

Why doesnt he just vacuum the .... oh...nevermind.

::cues loud vacuum noises:::icon_lol:

[shitdiq]

what's ant's name on here.. i'm guessing anthony..

[Dugout Doug]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/pickup.jpg

Always funny.

[generoso]

well i'm off to work..have fun all

[APortablePhone]

Really? I think that is his brother and he posts it for him.

Really? I heard it was his girlfriend. Weird.

[Rev]

Really? I think that is his brother and he posts it for him.
I'm having trouble spotting who's being sarcastic, and who here really doesnt know... thus, making it even funnier!

[Dugout Doug]

I'm having trouble spotting who's being sarcastic, and who here really doesnt know... thus, making it even funnier!


Exactly. But we all know I know. I am a loyalist.

And yes, Anthony's name is Anthony.

[PyrettaGirl]

that's my story and I'm sticking to it! lol

[Bach]

Time for work. Enjoy the show all!

[shitdiq]

Exactly. But we all know I know. I am a loyalist.

And yes, Anthony's name is Anthony.

i hate you with the fire of 1000 suns

[Rev]

Exactly. But we all know I know. I am a loyalist.

And yes, Anthony's name is Anthony.
LOL! ::rimshot::

regarding your PM- very true.

[Rev]

Time for work. Enjoy the show all!Later, Bach!

[shitdiq]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=20935&page=2&pp=25


Wifflebatlube


i win

[Dugout Doug]

i hate you with the fire of 1000 suns

I get that alot.

Where did Pat go?

[Juanfartez]

i hate you with the fire of 1000 suns

What would WBL say to a post like that?:icon_roll

[kingrat]

What would WBL say to a post like that?:icon_roll

He wouldnt, he'd photoshop a reply. :)

[Rev]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=20935&page=2&pp=25


Wifflebatlube


i win
Congrats, I had no idea. Nor did any of us, for that matter.

[Dugout Doug]

Congrats, I had no idea. Nor did any of us, for that matter.

Yeah, but its not him, thats his girlfriends handle, he posts under Anthony.

[kingrat]

Ooo, one of my fav old bits. Love the punchline at the end of it.

[Rev]

Yeah, but its not him, thats his girlfriends handle, he posts under Anthony.
Fuck it, it's obvious by now.
Hello, folks. It's Op'.
WBL isnt really Ant, by the way. That's Helen.

[BIV]

Fuck it, it's obvious by now.
Hello, folks. I am Anthony.

Oh shaddup, you're not fooling anyone!!

I am Anthony!!

Love this Jimmy commercial.

[BIV]

Dude, no fair to change your post after I quote it.

[Rev]

Dude, no fair to change your post after I quote it.
Only the real Op' would do that! :D

[PatFromMoonachie]

February three through five??

[Juanfartez]

Screeach Bang!

[PatFromMoonachie]

Screeach Bang!

What, did Dustin Diamond get in an accident??

[BIV]

What, did Dustin Diamond get in an accident??


skareeeeech KABLAM!!!

[kingrat]

3 - 6 Monday and Tues next week. Yay!

[Rev]

My buddy, Andy!!

[BIV]

What the fuck!!!!!????!!!!
Why are we getting screwed out of a fourth hour?
That is such bullshit.

[KevSlider]

*reset* Good morning. Did I start this thread?

[demonseed]

Windex in the eye.. this guy is nuts

[BIV]

later guys. gotta go home.

[demonseed]

later Biv

[caulfield]

he reminds me of nicholas cage in matchstick men

[Rev]

Andy's a good guy.
Interesting lifestyle and look to him, but he's really quite normal.

[shitdiq]

sounds like this vampire guy is a lot like the guy on the show right now - some annoying lonley twat doing shit for attention

[Dugout Doug]

What, did Dustin Diamond get in an accident??

http://www.eas.slu.edu/Earthquake_Center/TURKEY/Bridge.jpg

DAMN I was waiting for Pat with this image, and I was in the shower, so I am, a little late.

[Rev]

sounds like this vampire guy is a lot like the guy on the show right now - some annoying lonley twat doing shit for attention
Trust me...
if you saw half the tail that rolls with him, you'd be quite impressed.

[APortablePhone]

Edmund Kemper...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_kemper

[Sack of Chisels]

What was the vampire dudes name?

[APortablePhone]

What was the vampire dudes name?

Nico Claux http://nicoclaux.free.fr/

[shitdiq]

somebody's father didn't play catch in the front yard with his son enough.. http://nicoclaux.free.fr/press.htm

[Dugout Doug]

Later Peeps.

[KevSlider]

ugh this talk is making me sick.

[swftmcnsty]

morning all

[KevSlider]

Morning McNasty

[prozac]

Benny the big bulged baby!!!

[prozac]

morning all

That Star Jones photoshop just made my morning!!!!

[WOWmagnet]

Mornin', folks.

[swftmcnsty]

That Star Jones photoshop just made my morning!!!!

not a photoshop...her when she wakes up in the morning lol

[Rev]

not a photoshop...her when she wakes up in the morning lolthat photo makes her look thin. must be an old pic. then again, it is black n white.

[KevSlider]

I hate the ski report. Like a dude in the Midwest would use this. "Oh hey I gotta fly out of Indiana and get me to Colorado. Those Drifts are callin' my name"

[WOWmagnet]

that photo makes her look thin. must be an old pic. then again, it is black n white.

Yeah, I heard photoshop takes 900 tons off ya.

[prozac]

not a photoshop...her when she wakes up in the morning lol

NICE!!! I should have know better!! :icon_mrgr

[KevSlider]

So did I read right? They're cutting the show off an hour early?

[prozac]

In New Orleans..3-6pm

[jpc165]

morning fuckers

[prozac]

Morning jpc165!!! Have your coffee yet?

[prozac]

Can't wait till they pull our troops out of there!!!

[Buster H]

good morning tards.

[jpc165]

Morning jpc165!!! Have your coffee yet?

i just got my 1st cup. its a little strong.

:action-sm

[jpc165]

any mention of imus yet?

[prozac]

i just got my 1st cup. its a little strong.

:action-sm

Strong is good dear boy!! I nickname my coffee..COCAINE!!!

[prozac]

Imus not mentioned as far as I know....Crazy Mexican is on!

[APortablePhone]

I've seen these infomercials many times with Erik Estrada...well that's until I switch over to the Girls Gone Wild infomercials that run from 2:00-6:00 every morning.

"You can trust me...I was Ponch!"

[jpc165]

ya this guy is crazy

[APortablePhone]

What is it about hispanics stomping on funny lines? First Pablo Francisco and now this faggot.

[Rev]

on hold is weird, levels are mad unstable today

[prozac]

Jimmy buying property from Ponch!!!
This Mexican sure laughs alot!!! Am I missing the funny here with him??

[Skeet Slambone]

The Mad Mexican reminds me of Wesley Willis.

[prozac]

The fans can be harsh on the bboys!

[Buster H]

The fans can be harsh on the bboys!
I think this board has porooven that fact alot recently..... Thankfully those of us that are not as harsh outnumber those that are

[prozac]

Yeah..agreed!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Good morning, wackbaggers. What did I miss so far? Aside from the horrendous Norton gas-out this morning, of course. :)

[Lt Boogaloo]

I hate having streaming feed problems.

Morning everyone.

[sickstringer]

good morning fellas

[prozac]

Good morning, wackbaggers. What did I miss so far? Aside from the horrendous Norton gas-out this morning, of course. :)

Morning..you missed the story earlier about a mouse running under Opies balls

[JoeyDVDZ]

Did he put a pipe in his ass to allow easy access, ala Richard Gere?

[Buster H]

This sounds like another Java log story

[JoeyDVDZ]

btw, lest I forget, good morning, Qtie.... always a joy to see your shiny pink balloon knot in the morning! :icon_wink

[sickstringer]

is this some cross promoting I hear?

[prozac]

Did he put a pipe in his ass to allow easy access, ala Richard Gere?

I think he's holding back the good details :icon_mrgr

[DoughBoy]

Can that guy speak a little more through his nose?

[prozac]

Nice...Jim Norton El Hacko!!!

[prozac]

Can that guy speak a little more through his nose?

Who's that your talking about dear Doughboy?

[caulfield]

vos?

[prozac]

I love me Brady Bunch talk...always goes back to Mike Brady losing weight!

[caulfield]

el opie and anthony and another cringo with aids jim norton on dos cero dos

[caulfield]

'everytime he comes the marshmellows disapear' ha!

[DoughBoy]

Who's that your talking about dear Doughboy?

The crazy mexican sounded like he was talking through his nose with his radio voice.

[prozac]

'everytime he comes the marshmellows disapear' ha!

Could be line of the day!!!

[sickstringer]

pride rim?

[prozac]

The crazy mexican sounded like he was talking through his nose with his radio voice.

Oh yeah...I think he must have been on Jesus Juice today!

[jpc165]

jim norton el bombo!

[Rev]

i wonder if Barry, while on the tour of the house, showed Op' the master bedroom, located in the attic.
he only shows it to his dates.

[SweetPrincess]

Morning guys!

[DoughBoy]

Everyone put on your laughing hats!

[prozac]

Ha..HAAAAA

[demonseed]

Here we go. get ready to laugh

[CallmeQtie]

btw, lest I forget, good morning, Qtie.... always a joy to see your shiny pink balloon knot in the morning! :icon_wink

My balloon knot greets you too......:)

I wish I could hear the show...damn work for being all appropriate:(

[caulfield]

these hidden jimmy plugs make me laugh harder every time

[sickstringer]

I wish they could play the breuer/ sharper image bit

[DoughBoy]

I love that shit.

Nothing has been as funny as the caller saying "hey boo boo" then going "NOT YOU!" to jimmy. That was fantastic.

[JoeyDVDZ]

My balloon knot greets you too......:)

I wish I could hear the show...damn work for being all appropriate:(
Nice! A personal greeting from Qties balloon knot! Now my day is complete. :icon_lol: So how was your weekend, sweetheart?

[prozac]

They should play that song...I'm Greg Brady/Slim shady

[Lt Boogaloo]

http://www.hiphop.com

Rick falling on the sword.....again.

[CallmeQtie]

Nice! A personal greeting from Qties balloon knot! Now my day is complete. :icon_lol: So how was your weekend, sweetheart?

I had a wonderful weekend, now its back to work again:( yuck! How about you?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I had a wonderful weekend, now its back to work again:( yuck! How about you?
I had an excellent weekend, the best ever! Met some very cool people, had lots of fun. All in all, the best on record. Thank you for asking, my darling....

[prozac]

They are going to try and save that show it seems!

[Lt Boogaloo]

Lee Abrams in a t-shirt? This demands a photo.

[prozac]

Lee is on....time to take a nap folks..ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[khemystri]

morning all.... hour late for work... and so hungover...... bout to fuckin puke on my keyboard!!!!

[Lt Boogaloo]

No, E-Lo is on.

[sickstringer]

marketing optional thats a surprise...

[prozac]

Morning Sir khemystri!!

Ant was talking about seeing the Village..Right??

[prozac]

No, E-Lo is on.


Your right..now Lee is on!

[Lt Boogaloo]

He mentioned it was a movie he saw in the hotel...could be.

Oh Christ, it's Lee.

[Rev]

I suck!

Sat on hold over 2 hours to talk to Andy. I want to buy the pickled punk, autographed by Opie.
Guess I'll just talk to him in person, soon enough.

[sickstringer]

later people, off to be productive...

[prozac]

I suck!

Sat on hold over 2 hours to talk to Andy. I want to buy the pickled punk, autographed by Opie.
Guess I'll just talk to him in person, soon enough.

Oh man....you really want that freaky stuff Rev?

[Lt Boogaloo]

I suck!

Sat on hold over 2 hours to talk to Andy. I want to buy the pickled punk, autographed by Opie.
Guess I'll just talk to him in person, soon enough.

Wait, Andy from Chiller is that ANDY?

[prozac]

My prayers werent answered..Lee didnt die in a plane crash!!!

[Rev]

Wait, Andy from Chiller is that ANDY?

Oh man....you really want that freaky stuff Rev?

Yes & Yes

[prozac]

Keep us updated Rev!!!

Good bye everyone...the show should start with Ant reviewing THe Village!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wow, was everyone asleep today?

[jpc165]

i'm always a little slow on monday mornings

[JoeyDVDZ]

That's true. Still, mighty slow here today even for a monday!

[KevSlider]

I fell asleep twice durring the show. I haven't been sleeping well lately.

[vice86]

Where did they get the Estrada story from?

[MarshmallowRain]

Be interesting to see how jimmy does in the sensitivity training which sounds like its today instead of tomorrow after everyone is headed home. Can only imagine the shenanigans that could happen if they had club soda kenny with them. Tomorrow's show should be interesting to see if their rum dum from all the meetings and to hear jimmy's story with a sister of mine in the hooking profession. If they ever get down south bet i could cut him a good deal but not sure i could shit on plastic though like jimmy likes.