lil jimmy norton should fart on each show [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

fetusFARMER

01-31-2005, 05:14 PM

I'm just wondering who this french guy, Il Jimmy Norton is.

^^^
For the spelling nazi I meant "lil" not "il"

JhaxShucksChock

01-31-2005, 05:17 PM

I take offense to that sir. I am not a spelling nazi, I am a spelling in strange threads nazi.

HockeyHelmet

01-31-2005, 05:22 PM

I take offense to that sir. I am not a spelling nazi, I am a spelling in strange threads nazi.

:clap:

jewdown

01-31-2005, 05:23 PM

at least hes not complaining.

HockeyHelmet

01-31-2005, 05:28 PM

at least hes not complaining.

I dont know, maybe he is complaing about Anthony being too funny?

Buster H

01-31-2005, 05:29 PM

i do enjoy Anthony's reaction to the fumes. My favorite one was when Jimmy dropped one with the Apprentice C's in studio. That was outstanding

jpc165

01-31-2005, 05:29 PM

at least hes not complaining.

exactly.

i like it when jim farts as well. :icon_mrgr

caulfield

01-31-2005, 05:30 PM

he should fart and leave the room quietly before the smell gets out

hoo cares

01-31-2005, 05:38 PM

at least hes not complaining.

Could you possibly mean "At least HE'S no complaining"?

Punctuation Nazi strikes again! :action-sm

JhaxShucksChock

01-31-2005, 05:41 PM

Could you possibly mean "At least HE'S no complaining"?

Punctuation Nazi strikes again! :action-sm

I hope that was on purpose.

Mrs.Squidlow

01-31-2005, 06:32 PM

Could you possibly mean "At least HE'S no complaining"?

Punctuation Nazi strikes again! :action-sm

You corrected it in spanglish? :rolleyes:

Mrs.Squidlow

01-31-2005, 06:35 PM

The Jim Norton elevator bomb story was hysterical.

Just Foul

01-31-2005, 06:37 PM

The WANTED poster looks as if Notron is dumping. LOL

DC Chick

01-31-2005, 06:49 PM

I take offense to that sir. I am not a spelling nazi, I am a spelling in strange threads nazi.
And if you're over 50 you can sell your s.t. nazi stuff on Ebay.

I think Jim does fart on the air everyday, just some shows are so busy no one has time to complain.

cableone12

01-31-2005, 07:46 PM

i dont think this thread should be moonachie-ized, i was thinking the same thing, anthony's reaction to jim's fart today was f'ing hilarious. you can tell how disgusted he is by things like that. he's half way thru a sentence then he just starts screaming and cursing like a madman, it's funny.jimmy should always wait till ant's telling one of his stories, then just let one rip.

Ballbuster1

01-31-2005, 07:53 PM

I think it's great when Jimmy farts. The reactions to it are hysterical
and at least we don't have to smell it.:puke:

fandango86

01-31-2005, 08:36 PM

I wish Jimmy would do more to annoy Anthony, like pick his nose and wipe it on the console or something. Ant just can't control his creeped out reactions, and it makes for great radio.

Chubzie Ubzie

01-31-2005, 08:36 PM

Dude, I could live to be a hundred and still think farts are funny. More flatulant = more godder

Lil'Connor

02-01-2005, 12:20 AM

I like how he lets them drop without warning. Today's show where Ant was in the middle of a story and then just goes off on the fart was hilarious!

And Opie pointing out that Ant was "10 feet away" from the mic, yet we could still hear him, was very funny as well. All the fun of letting one go without having to smell it. A+

lsmft

02-01-2005, 03:19 AM

The superfart was the result of a Metroliner burger? WTF is a Metroliner burger..
perhaps its partially digested fecal matter from a flushed out murder victim :icon_conf

CrazyMrPoopSex

02-01-2005, 04:49 AM

I agree, Jimmy should fart more. There should be a fart of the day with theme music.
Always makes great radio. Even off the air it brings great stories to the show.

jewdown

02-01-2005, 09:47 AM

Just wait a while. In a few weeks everyone will complain about how annoying Jims farts are and how annoying it is that Ant complains about it and then Opie will complain about how annoying it is that we think they are annoying then there will be Wackbag debate (annoying thread) about how there will be no more complaining about Opie who is annoyed with us who complain about Ant who complains about Jims annoying farts. Then there will be additional threads complaining about the annoying threads and......

:fight6: :fight6: :fight6:

JESUS THIS IS ANNOYING!!!

EdC

02-01-2005, 10:21 AM

I think Jimmy's farts are funny too. I loved the elevator bomb one because somebody did that same thing to me several years ago. On the next floor a group of suits got on and imediately thought I had fouled the elevator.

With that said, I would have never thought to start a thread on it.

MarshmallowRain

02-01-2005, 04:04 PM

What hour was that in because I missed all of the regular show with the exception of last half hour. I had a john who paid me $750 for three hours. If it was like the sound of the train derailment in LA last week than can only picture how hilarious that would've sounded. Of course being a lady of the evening I can handle it better when I'm having sex with another woman when she lets one go. When a guy does it, its damn hard to get right back in there, especially if your down there performing oral and he lets loose with one pungent enough to render a moose sterile.

hoo cares

02-01-2005, 04:55 PM

You corrected it in spanglish? :rolleyes:

see :icon_mrgr

Blaster

02-01-2005, 05:08 PM

I swear I can't breathe then Ant starts his rants about how bad Lil' jimmy's trouser coughs are! I almost drove off the freakin' road this morning. I agree jimmy should drop one at least once a week. Any more and people will complain. I love it when he says that he was nervous/excited. It just adds to it. "Some more beans lil' jimmy?" :clap: :gh: <- lil jimmy's cloud dancing around the room going for Anthony

tirus

02-01-2005, 06:36 PM

how funny would it be if the boys invade the boneyard studio when cool guy is doing his show...and norton belt out a horrible one.

BigBuffaloFan

02-01-2005, 07:55 PM

I like when Jimmy gets Nervous!!

Chubzie Ubzie

02-01-2005, 09:26 PM

Kinda on the same topic..... Remember the daily queef. Those were funny too.

Juanfartez

02-01-2005, 09:32 PM

Norton should be a little creative with his gas. Like hold it in untill they go to break then blast it on mike just as they come back. I would piss myself if he ripped on right at the two minute warning so they go off the air screaming.

judoGTI

02-01-2005, 10:00 PM

Ive honestly always wondered, if I put a dollar bill in one of those jelly jars, fart in it then seal it up. Could I mail it as a gift and have it still stink when they open it? The jelly jars have wax seals so it would be pretty air tight, I just dont know if stink stays stinky? It would be funny though.