Time to revive the Tues. night hummer club!

[cigarsandscotch]

Without the fans O&A are out of work. The least they can do is get our dicks sucked for us...or at least help out in a non-wide kind of back way.

We need to bring back the Tuesday night hummer club. For all of you Wackbagger's in "new" relationships...this may not YET apply. For those of us who have long term girlfriends, wives or both....we need some more push. There is no polite way to ask a chick to suck you off. I know I used the word "polite", but I'm talking repeat business here, not some bar skanks b.j. to hold you over till you get home.

The beauty of the Tues. Night Hummer Club was that you could listen to them mention it with your chick, laugh then say "huh, those guys are fuckin' nuts.. duh.", shake your head, then arch a sly horny eyebrow. It usually worked. Next thing you know GOOBLE, GOOBLE!!

It also serves as a pleasant reminder. Too many women get distracted and forget to do important shit like this. Next thing she knows, your flirting with the Equadorian housekeeper at work. All intercourse and no b.j.'s makes CigarsandScotch a frustrated boy.

Remember: Regular blowjobs keep fans loyal better than any good belly laugh ever will. So dust off those Poobah hats, lay back and enjoy.
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[Coffee Diva]

What, you don't have a porch?

[cigarsandscotch]

I tell my wife it's monster raining, she tells me not to forget my umbrella.

[Stingray]

I really wish they would bring it back, Great points C&S

[Hoagie]

I would start holding sticker stops on Tuesday nights just about weekly.

[ironcity]

Please bring this back. I just but XM in my girlfriends car. Everytime we get in and she starts the ignition the boys come on. I finally got her to listen without me. Can't wait to tomorrow night!!!

[Diceman Cometh]

Please no on-air hummers - comedy cancer

[Sutsu]

I dunno, when Dotty gave a hummer on air, it was somewhat interesting.

Don't forget, you can also use the Jay Mohr line: Get yourself at fullmast, drop trou, and say "What are we gonna do about this?"

[njWOWfan69]

ill see if i can get my bitch to do her job. (her blowjob)

-mikey ballz

[Mike H]

Too many women get distracted and forget to do important shit like this.

They don't forget.

[KramdensDeliciousMarshall]

I forgot all about the TNHC. I think we need Sheena Easton to do spots.

[BIV]

*continues to contemplate C&S's identity*

[FrancoTAU]

While promoting BJs is a very good thing, it didn't make very interesting radio

[Diceman Cometh]

While promoting BJs is a very good thing, it didn't make very interesting radio

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