OnA Listening Thread -- 02/01/2005

[zagman76]

Good Morning All! I suppose I get to start this one off today!

DAY 2 @ XM HQ Washington, D.C.

[BIV]

Morning Zag.

What is gheyer, this song or the Police in general?

IF the boys to remind them about Ant's movie review. They said they would start the show with it.

[zagman76]

Morning BIV... I have a feeling that the movie he saw was 'The Village'... which may make it slightly anti-climactic...

[BIV]

But he did say that he liked the movie....which could be interesting.

[MrXQ]

Did we ever find out what the song that the Mad Mexican started his show with yesterday was? It sounded a bit like Tex-Mex or Narcocorrido.

[zagman76]

That is true... but he also made it a point to say that he would have liked it more if the ending had not been rooned for him... and he did say that it wasn't million dollar baby...

[Bach]

Nude Teens!








Just a quick topic change...mornin' all.

[MrXQ]

That is true... but he also made it a point to say that he would have liked it more if the ending had not been rooned for him... and he did say that it wasn't million dollar baby...

Did he say the ending was ruined for him? I thought he said the ending ruined the movie.

[zagman76]

now you've got my atention...lol... morning Bach.... just out of curiosity, where in the city are you...?

[Bach]

now you've got my atention...lol... morning Bach.... just out of curiosity, where in the city are you...?
Why I'm ova here now, of course. :icon_mrgr



In Queens.

[BIV]

Nude Teens!








Just a quick topic change...mornin' all.

From Metro News Source:
>>Corrections Officer Pleads Not Guilty To Child ****

(Spokane, WA) -- An Airway Heights Corrections Officer plead guilty on Monday to charges of child ****. KXLY News Four reports Rick Welty allegedly had sex with a 13-year-old girl several times over a two year period. Detectives say Welty gave the girl a fake name and age on a chat line. Because of this charges were not filed until last Friday. Prison officials suspected one of their officers were responsible but didn't know who until they tracked him down with a pager number he gave the victim. Prosecutors asked for a high bond saying Welty was a danger to other girls. The prosecutor said Welsy provided two female minors with alcohol and made sexual advances that involved kissing, rubbing their shoulders and propositioning them for oral sex. Welty's bond has been set at $75-thousand due to those recommendations.

[zagman76]

Did he say the ending was ruined for him? I thought he said the ending ruined the movie.

I'm pretty sure that he said the ending was ruined.. but you could be correct - he may have said the ending ruined the movie... and with all their talk about movies getting roooned lately, i may have mixed it up in my head...

[NUGHUFFER]

Mornin' crack spacklers :action-sm

[zagman76]

Why I'm ova here now, of course. :icon_mrgr



In Queens.

ahh... cool!




and 'morning boston!... still buried under the snow up there?

[generoso]

morning allldid I see nude teens here.....

[BIV]

How can they stand to listen to slow stuff this early?

[MrXQ]

morning allldid I see nude teens here.....
It was just a ploy, like a Teddy Bear in the back of a van.

[BIV]

It was just a ploy, like a Teddy Bear in the back of a van.
Hmmmm....almost ding worthy.
Hello sir, welcome to Wackbag.

[generoso]

and cue the music...

[zagman76]

wow - that was a weird break going into the intro... was the variety hour in NY today?

[Bach]

Mornin' Gen. Yes, I introduced Nude Teens into the Listening Thread ecosystem. Figured I'd give the Wackbaggers a mental hot-foot on a Tuesday morning.

[MrXQ]

Hmmmm....almost ding worthy.
Hello sir, welcome to Wackbag.
Thank you.

I didn't say what was going on back there, it could be a game of Chutes and Ladders.

[generoso]

It was just a ploy, like a Teddy Bear in the back of a van.
teddy bears don't work nowadays bratz dolls and bracelets.....I find works the best

[zagman76]

MrXQ - welcome to wackbag :action-sm

have you been lurking up until this point? (i see you signed up today!)

what part of san fran you in?

[BIV]

I'm fond of candy...the old stand by.

[NUGHUFFER]

I drive an Ice Cream Truck just to make it easy.

[BIV]

Game time!

[MrXQ]

MrXQ - welcome to wackbag :action-sm

have you been lurking up until this point? (i see you signed up today!)

what part of san fran you in?

I was an on and off lurker, today I finally said "I'll sign up!" (with the exclamation point and everything).

I live in the Tenderloin, the third worst ghetto in SF (after Hunters Point and the Mission).

[BIV]

In the ghettooooo

[Bach]

Oh goody. Show's on...

[zagman76]

i'm guessing the meetings were boring for the guys yesterday... snoring...

[MrXQ]

Hey guys, look, prositutes, you guys, prositutes.

Seriously, I can see one from my balcony.

[Bach]

I cannot wait to hear about the "Sensitivity Training" that Jimmy had to attend.

[MrXQ]

I cannot wait to hear about the "Sensitivity Training" that Jimmy had to attend.
Think he spit in someone's face... or worse?

[generoso]

ahh an after noon again on Monday I almost forgot

[Bach]

These are the official "New Orleans Complaints".

Why only three hours?
Why stop at six?

Now that they're out there, no need for any others, so please, dear god, don't let there be twenty new threads each day about them.

[BIV]

These are the "Official New Orleans" complaints.

Why only three hours?
Why stop at six?

Now that they're out there, no need for any others, so please, dear god, don't let there be twenty new threads each day about them.
Can I still be pissed about the only two hours?

[MrXQ]

You forgot "Why the afternoon?"

[generoso]

i'm guessing the meetings were boring for the guys yesterday... snoring...
And when have you EVER been to a exciting meeting ....

[zagman76]

These are the official "New Orleans Complaints".

Why only three hours?
Why stop at six?

Now that they're out there, no need for any others, so please, dear god, don't let there be twenty new threads each day about them.

I was actually thinking about starting 20 threads across 6 different forums about this... [/sarcasm]

[Bach]

Can I still be pissed about the only two hours?
No, 'cause it's three.

And no, 'cause we're counting on everyone here to set a GOOD example for all the other folks on the board that might just happen to want to create unnecessary new threads about awful tripe that has already been addressed.

[BIV]

No, 'cause it's three.

And no, 'cause we're counting on everyone here to set a GOOD example for all the other folks on the board that might just happen to want to create unnecessary new threads about awful tripe that has already been addressed.
What if I am pissed about the only THREE hours but don't start any threads?
It would be nice if they would tell us why....

[BIV]

A Mac? Steve's an idiot.

[generoso]

Go with the Mac's throw out the rest of the trash........Can I start the fight here about it...

[zagman76]

i personally prefer linux for a business machine...

[MrXQ]

Pshaw, Macs and PC's are for suckers, Amiga is where it's at.

[Bach]

What if I am pissed about the only THREE hours but don't start any threads?
It would be nice if they would tell us why....
They might choose to do so. And they might not. But I'm not going to care. Not because Howard doesn't care, but because if I read one more ridiculous complaint thread with a cryptic title, I'm going to flush my computer down the toilet and go buy an abacus. :action-sm

[BIV]

Steve's analogy is flawed, Mac has always been the inferior machine.

[generoso]

Pshaw, Macs and PC's are for suckers, Amiga is where it's at.
You voted for Nader as well right...

[Rev]

Good morning, 'baggers!

[MrXQ]

They might choose to do so. And they might not. But I'm not going to care. Not because Howard doesn't care, but because if I read one more ridiculous complaint thread with a cryptic title, I'm going to flush my computer down the toilet and go buy an abacus. :action-sm
Can you get porn on an abacus?

You voted for Nader as well right...
Almost, but I decided on the Lyndon LaRuche comedy option.

[Bach]

OK, back to the original topic at hand...





















NUDE TEENS!

[Bach]

Can you get porn on an abacus?
Only if you balance it real carefully.

[BIV]

Can you get porn on an abacus?


Almost, but I decided on the Lyndon LaRuche comedy option.
If so, I'd convert.

[NUGHUFFER]

I have to draw porn on an Etch A Sketch!

[generoso]

Morning Rev how are ya buddy.....

[Bach]

And meanwhile, Steve's mic is so far out of phase it's laughable.

[zagman76]

i didn't know he was still wrestling...

[MrXQ]

And meanwhile, Steve's mic is so far out of phase it's laughable.
That fourth mic seems to be a problem.

[generoso]

Napster please ......bittorrent god the rookies

[BIV]

Napster please ......bittorrent god the rookies
Jesus, who the fuck knows or cares?

[MrXQ]

I still use IRC.

[Rev]

And meanwhile, Steve's mic is so far out of phase it's laughable.
He might just be a step or 2 away from it. He isnt seated, so we might be hearing the distance, so to speak.

[zagman76]

I still use IRC.

lol... i was just talking about that tonight... i was saying i wished i still had all my scripts from when i was heavy into it 10 years ago

[Dugout Doug]

3 pages already. Nice.

[Bach]

He might just be a step or 2 away from it. He isnt seated, so we might be hearing the distance, so to speak.
I'm pretty sure that's phase cancellation we're hearing. If not, he's talking into the side, or "across", a uni-directional mic.

[CallmeQtie]

mmmmmmmmmmm food
mornning all!

[MrXQ]

Why don't we all pull out our Apple IIe's
I'm the only person in my age group (21) who didn't start on an Apple, I had a Compaq Intel 8080 (with IBM COMPATIBLE stenciled on the side), I still have most of the parts in my closet, in case I want to make the world's largest graphing calculator.

[Bach]

Why don't we all pull out our Apple IIe's
I have a friend who used his Commodore 64 all through grad school. Now that he's done with school, he still fucking uses it. Doesn't want to know from the Internet -- just his Commodore and its awful games.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Morning, all! Gotta fly, be back when I get to work. Have fun!

[zagman76]

g'morning Qtie! How ya feeling this week?

[Bach]

mmmmmmmmmmm food
mornning all!
Hiya lady! :action-sm

[zagman76]

10 - OnA
20 - Load ,8,1

[CallmeQtie]

I'm alive and kickin:)

[Dugout Doug]

mmmmmmmmmmm food
mornning all!

Would love to wake up with you my angel.

[MrXQ]

Oh god, I'm having flash backs to computer class.

[zagman76]

I'm alive and kickin:)

glad to hear it!... no more chineese food for a while right? :icon_wink

[CallmeQtie]

Would love to wake up with you my angel.
mmmmmmmmmmm doug :action-sm

[Bach]

Meanwhile, back at the show, Dave used the phrase "happy ending".
Probably not intentional, but still funny.

[CallmeQtie]

glad to hear it!... no more chineese food for a while right? :icon_wink
no thank you! I almost died

[generoso]

morning qtie :)

As for commodore 64's and crap like that I had back in college an Atari 1040ST and then a 486 (this was back in 1993 and 1994)
Now I feel old In college we had texas Instruments ti-55 calc ....keep the slide ruler on the side just in case

[Bach]

Would love to wake up with you my angel.
[Sounds of Pat from Moonachie Puking After the Egg-Nog Contest]











[/Sounds of Pat from Moonachie Puking After the Egg-Nog Contest]

[BIV]

mmmmmmmmmmm doug :action-sm
*Cue the Barry White music*

[MrXQ]

I thought they weren't doing comedy breaks anymore?

[Dugout Doug]

[Sounds of Pat from Moonachie Puking After the Egg-Nog Contest]











[/Sounds of Pat from Moonachie Puking After the Egg-Nog Contest]


Sniff, sniff. Yeah, well, well, if I had a website, it WOULD WORK!

Yeah, thats it. :icon_wink

[demonseed]

mornin all

[zagman76]

is ther always this much sex in the daily thread...? :)

[Bach]

Mornin' demon...

God I hope not, Zag. There isn't always a ggggiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrllllllllll here.

[BIV]

Hmmm, I guess they are MrXQ...

It's kinda nice hearing the comedy actually.
Or would be if I hadn't heard it 30 times already....

[Buster H]

10 - OnA
20 - Load ,8,1

10 Print "Oh my god you suck for reminding me about that crap"
20 Go to 10



Oh yeah, morning all. 4 Pages by 6:30 and also..... no bitching in those 4 pages.... with exception of that whiner Bach. :icon_bigg

[MrXQ]

Hmmm, I guess they are MrXQ...

It's kinda nice hearing the comedy actually.
As long as it isn't Dice talking about "Jimmy staring at the ceiling" every fucking day.

[BIV]

10 Print "Oh my god you suck for reminding me about that crap"
20 Go to 10



Oh yeah, morning all. 4 Pages by 6:30 and also..... no bitching in those 4 pages.... with exception of that whiner Bach. :icon_bigg
Wow, that's C64 script, right?

[Dugout Doug]

10 Print "Oh my god you suck for reminding me about that crap"
20 Go to 10



Oh yeah, morning all. 4 Pages by 6:30 and also..... no bitching in those 4 pages.... with exception of that whiner Bach. :icon_bigg


Ohhh, the loop. Control Break

[Bach]

10 Print "Oh my god you suck for reminding me about that crap"
20 Go to 10



Oh yeah, morning all. 4 Pages by 6:30 and also..... no bitching in those 4 pages.... with exception of that whiner Bach. :icon_bigg
Very funny Buster. :icon_mrgr It's called "preventative measures."

[zagman76]

Mornin' demon...

God I hope not, Zag. There isn't always a ggggiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrllllllllll here.

ok then... i'll leave my number for the days when there are... then i expect a call at 6am!...lol

[BIV]

Kids blow.

[zagman76]

ok - every one be quiet now... :icon_roll

[Rev]

Damn, I remember those days. I stayed on line once for Poison tickets.
Yeah, I said it.
At least their concerts werent sausage fests. You'd get actual 50-50 (or better) mix of chicks. The rest just looked like chicks.

[generoso]

one day I'll metion my bon Jovi thing at Nassau colliseuem that stopped them having lines there forever I even had my picture on the frount page that day on newsday...

[BIV]

Help me out....William Holden?

[Bach]

Kids blow.
Ummm....Ummmm.....Want to rephrase, Biv?

[MrXQ]

Damn, I remember those days. I stayed on line once for Poison tickets.
Yeah, I said it.
At least their concerts werent sausage fests. You'd get actual 50-50 (or better) mix of chicks. The rest just looked like chicks.
Closest I've ever been to that is getting up at 11:59 and refreshing ticketmaster.com until they listed Tool at Radio City Music Hall.

[BIV]

Ummm....Ummmm.....Want to rephrase, Biv?
Sure
Kids blow if you are lucky.

[generoso]

those babies turn in a monster thing Called TEENAGERS .....I teach mine how to drive next month

[Bach]

Sure
Kids blow if you are lucky.

That is hilarious, but I have to do this on principle, just so I can continue to live as a productive member of society. Hope you understand.

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/1595/nickelplateddeskbell6cp.jpg

[MrXQ]

Help me out....William Holden?
William Holden was an old tyme film actor, but: "Died from a laceration to his forehead which was caused by hitting his head during a bout of heavy drinking. He apparently remained conscious for half an hour or so after the injury but never realized he should phone for help. Had he done so, he would surely have lived."

[BIV]

William Holden was an old tyme film actor, but: "Died from a laceration to his forehead which was caused by hitting his head during a bout of heavy drinking. He apparently remained conscious for half an hour or so after the injury but never realized he should phone for help. Had he done so, he would surely have lived."
Thank you sir.

And Bach, that bell was well deserved.

[zagman76]

That is hilarious, but I have to do this on principle, just so I can continue to live as a productive member of society. Hope you understand.

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/1595/nickelplateddeskbell6cp.jpg

I was going to ring him, but his sig kinda takes care of anything he says...

[BIV]

I was going to ring him, but his sig kinda takes care of anything he says...
A needed precaution.:icon_wink

[KevSlider]

I start a thread, it gets to 10 pages. Someone else starts the thread, it's already at 5 pages and counting. I suck.

[CallmeQtie]

Well I am off to work to hopefully continue my nights sleep....have fun all!

many hugs and kisses to BIV

[MrXQ]

My cousin threw a click-clack at me when we were little and it broke on my face.

[zagman76]

A needed precaution.:icon_wink

kinda gives you carte blanche (i kant' spel)

[BIV]

Well I am off to work to hopefully continue my nights sleep....have fun all!

many hugs and kisses to BIV
Ah, how sweet!

No Idea what I possibly could have done to deserve it.....but I'll always take kind works from the ladies.

Later Qtie.:action-sm

[generoso]

I start a thread, it gets to 10 pages. Someone else starts the thread, it's already at 5 pages and counting. I suck.
it not about you Kev ...

[zagman76]

qtie: get some good sleep!

[KevSlider]

Later Qtie! Yeah I know Gene

[Buster H]

Fucking Ticketmaster, I know it is a scam...
U2 tix anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16122&item=6509059535&rd=1


That's the highest one there with a bid on it. Some jackases have posted with a starting price of over 2 grand... tools!

[BIV]

U2 tix anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16122&item=6509059535&rd=1


That's the highest one there with a bid on it. Some jackases have posted with a starting price of over 2 grand... tools!
You say that, but as the concert gets closer they will likely get it.

[MrXQ]

I wouldn't pay $2000 for front row tickets to the Beatles coming back from the dead.

[Bach]

OK, time for work. Enjoy the show, all.

[generoso]

later Bach

[APortablePhone]

Newsman?! What the fuck is XM doing?

[zagman76]

oh... please let them bring back charlton heston traffic reports!!

[MrXQ]

A NEWS MAN? What is this, Don and Mike?

[Buster H]

I have to draw porn on an Etch A Sketch!

is this yours?
http://img180.exs.cx/img180/416/untitledcopysmall7qp.jpg


took a while to find one



wow... that was big. sorry guys

[zagman76]

take it easy bach! see ya later!

[generoso]

Newguy.....Another great XM exec. Idea.....

[KevSlider]

Megans Law List? I dun get it.

[ChrleeMrfee]

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1220

link to kid who they were just talking about and a copy of the chat log from the kid who was holding the camera

[generoso]

Whats the over-under for Newsman threads todays I am saying 3

[APortablePhone]

Whats the over-under for Newsman threads todays I am saying 3

And rightfully so.

[MrXQ]

Oh no, this news thing is for real.

[NUGHUFFER]

is this yours?
http://etch-a-sketch.fusion13.com/Art/BonnieWallCut.jpg


took a while to find one


That's my baby!

[generoso]

Well I'm out time for work...have fun all

[BIV]

I read and write news for a living. I wonder if I can get a job?

[Buster H]

heh heh.... i love thise jimmy promos.

Generoso, i think your over/under for newsguy is waaaaay low

[Buster H]

I read and write news for a living. I wonder if I can get a job?
as long as you mention WACKBAG 32456 times per show, we won't start any new threads to bash you.

[MrXQ]

Opie reading the pauses is what it's like when my signal craps out. I started tapping the antenna.

[APortablePhone]

Why don't they just let Ari The Newsguy read this story?

[zagman76]

WoW... opie was doing a really good job reading that!... was he just stopping at the right time, or was he using the mute button? it was really bugging me out when he was doing it.

[Dugout Doug]

Floyd = http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/~xpeng/pictures/2-7-04-car-wreck/DSC00704.JPG

[demonseed]

Floyd was a horrible caller.

[MrXQ]

Oh, Ari is the guy who does the ACC Today.

[BIV]

Ari Bacardi

[APortablePhone]

If you guys can make something out of this bit, I'll never doubt you again.

[BIV]

The Arkansas Quick Step

[MrXQ]

That doesn't rhyme. I like the idea, though

[BIV]

That doesn't rhyme. I like the idea, though
Naw, but it's got a good flow.
Doesn't matter, that's my job.

[MrXQ]

There is no such thing as "Too Soon"

[APortablePhone]

Wacky bit alert?

[APortablePhone]

This guy is right, he does have the on-air talent of a "Sports Guy"

[demonseed]

Poor guy. hahah

[BIV]

Well, gotta go soon.

[MrXQ]

He might have been a "Sports Guy" there were only 1100.

[BIV]

Screw this guy, I want his job.

[zagman76]

Wacky bit alert?

i dunno... it seems kinda more like a cluster f right now...

[APortablePhone]

i dunno... it seems kinda more like a cluster f right now...

Yeah, I take it back. Just when the 80's guy jumped in the middle I thought something zany was coming. It was a false alarm.

[MrXQ]

Screw this guy, I want his job.
Call in.

[zagman76]

Yeah, I take it back. Just when the 80's guy jumped in the middle I thought something zany was coming. It was a false alarm.

yeah - i thought it was going to be bob edwards or something...

[BIV]

Call in.
I can't :icon_cry:

[MrXQ]

This 80's guy is a dick.

[Rev]

Hahahahaha... I discovered that photo!

[APortablePhone]

Maybe I called off the wacky bit alert a little too soon.

[BIV]

Later guys!!! See you in two days!

[zagman76]

opie sounds like he's getting a little pissed there...

[demonseed]

Later Biv

[APortablePhone]

I'd rather listen to a pickeled punk read the news than some whore with a "zany" voice.

[Buster H]

this bruce kelly guy sucks!!!!!! Is he introducing the news chick? Who's show is it? shut up tool!!

[Rev]

God damned Norton!

I spoke to him on aim shortly after the photo got some press. He made it out like it was nothing. I guess he was just trying to defuse the situation, lol!

[APortablePhone]

this bruce kelly guy sucks!!!!!! Is he introducing the news chick? Who's show is it? shut up tool!!

I guess someone should tell him his job is pressing play on a CD player and introducing the next Kajagoogoo song.

[MrXQ]

He was doing coke in the bathroom with Lee Abrahams, it's crazy, cool, crazy. I think Tom Brady was there.

[SweetRelease]

he seems like decent fella

[MrXQ]

Oh the goddamned Dice bit. I hate being psychic.

[swftmcnsty]

nothing to do with todays show but when the fuck did they start making a honeymooners movie with an all black cast?

[zagman76]

As long as it isn't Dice talking about "Jimmy staring at the ceiling" every fucking day.


grrrrrr.... why'd you have to jinx it so early in the thread.... grrr...



:icon_mrgr

[APortablePhone]

How did I know this was XM's idea? How about taking the show to "the next level" by putting up a fucking billboard.

[MrXQ]

nothing to do with todays show but when the fuck did they start making a honeymooners movie with an all black cast?
They've been working on that for a while, my wife mentioned it to me a couple weeks ago. She's Italian so she got very riled up about it.

grrrrrr.... why'd you have to jinx it so early in the thread.... grrr...



:icon_mrgr
'cause I'm new.

[APortablePhone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I take it back. This is so funny E-Lo. Wacky voices rule!

[CallmeQtie]

she sounds like stalker patty

[zagman76]

They've been working on that for a while, my wife mentioned it to me a couple weeks ago. She's Italian so she got very riled up about it.


'cause I'm new.

nah... it's all good :)... you're a much more gooder n00b than we've had in a while... :clap:

[demonseed]

Holy fuck.. Is she serious.. ? Thats her fuckin voice?

[SweetRelease]

she sounds hot

[swftmcnsty]

wow...fran drescher doing news for O&A?

[MrXQ]

Oh my god, it's Yeardley Smith on speed.

[Buster H]

Turn it off...... TURN IT OFF!!!

[SweetRelease]

when she said "hey", she sounded like Fez

[CallmeQtie]

I wanna make out with her!

[zagman76]

she reminds me of the kindergarden teacher in 'billy madison'

[APortablePhone]

I wonder how long it will be until E-Lo tries talking the boys into making precious little Jackson a character on the show, since he's brought so many other great ideas to the pogram.

[demonseed]

I just feedbacked the boys, asking them to make her say "ooohhh oooohhhh" like the hbo midget special.

[swftmcnsty]

if true bout the turrets this story just got more gooder

[MrXQ]

nah... it's all good :)... you're a much more gooder n00b than we've had in a while... :clap:
Aw, thank you.

[Rev]

when she said "hey", she sounded like Fez
R&F had Sweet Mellissa.
This is more like Sour Mellissa.:icon_eek:

[zagman76]

I wanna make out with her!

qtie - notmally, i'd think that would be hot... but come on!... :)... does a 9 year old-sounding girl really turn you on...? :icon_roll

:icon_mrgr:action-sm

[MrXQ]

"You're dirty."

This is going no where good.

[APortablePhone]

Remember boys, women on the radio stink.

[zagman76]

I just feedbacked the boys, asking them to make her say "ooohhh oooohhhh" like the hbo midget special.

that's good!!! i hope they read it and do it!

[CallmeQtie]

qtie - notmally, i'd think that would be hot... but come on!... :)... does a 9 year old-sounding girl really turn you on...? :icon_roll

:icon_mrgr:action-sm


it would be really hot if she was 9.......

[zagman76]

someone should call in and tell them to make her say oooooohhhhh... they may not be reading IF now...

[APortablePhone]

That isn't the boys snorting, it's Hugh Panero doing an 8-ball.

[shitdiq]

if they dont stop flirting with this stupid fucking pollack

[MrXQ]

Is she choking?

I need a drink.

[Iwgmr]

I love this broad.

[zagman76]

it would be really hot if she was 9.......

Ding, Ding Ding!

[mascan42]

I always wondered why the traffic & weather channels are broadcast at such low bandwidth - it's so you can't hear how awful this chick's voice is.

[shitdiq]

I Cant Bear Any More Fake Laughs

[CallmeQtie]

I wonder if she digs chicks

[demonseed]

She is pretty funny.

[MrXQ]

She is pretty funny.
She's a good sport. A really annoying good sport.

[Iwgmr]

You gotta feel sorry for her though. She has that childlike voice that chicks tend to have because they were abused as a child.

[SweetRelease]

am i the only one that enjoyed her?

[Southpaw]

She's perfect - hire her and make her say dirty stuff.

[CallmeQtie]

am i the only one that enjoyed her?
I would like to :rolleyes:

[demonseed]

am i the only one that enjoyed her?

Nope, I enjoyed her .

[Iwgmr]

no you're not sweet

[zagman76]

am i the only one that enjoyed her?

no i kinda dug her... she was a good fun!

[MrXQ]

Guess who isn't attractive.

[demonseed]

Guess who isn't attractive.



hahaha. yeah, did you hear the total silence when the feedback asked about the picture.

[Iwgmr]

They are never going to get to the movie review.

[APortablePhone]

am i the only one that enjoyed her?

If by enjoyed her you mean having the urge to fall on a knife, then I loved her.

Thanks E-Lo! :action-sm

[shitdiq]

what i would give to read the hatred they must be getting on live feedback for filling dead air by flirting with that annoying wench.

liddy aught to be a giggle to compensate for it tho

[MrXQ]

what i would give to read the hatred they must be getting on live feedback for filling dead air by flirting with that annoying wench.

liddy aught to be a giggle to compensate for it tho
Only if they get him to tell the "Mind Over Matter" story from "All the Presidents Men".

[Rev]

Just dont tell her that there isnt a Santa!

[zagman76]

Morning BIV... I have a feeling that the movie he saw was 'The Village'... which may make it slightly anti-climactic...


woo-hoo - i called it!!

[SweetRelease]

I would like to :rolleyes:
c'mon qtie, it's early, i'm at work...stop being naughty...

[CallmeQtie]

c'mon qtie, it's early, i'm at work...stop being naughty...

ohh :icon_sad: I like to be a bit naughty

[MrXQ]

I'm out. Sleep time soon.

[zagman76]

ohh :icon_sad: I like to be a bit naughty

oh... please DON'T stop being naughty!... some of us are not at the office... :icon_wink

[CallmeQtie]

Wooohooo!

[DonkeySausage]

ohh :icon_sad: I like to be a bit naughty


i like cutie more n more everytime she posts

[CallmeQtie]

I love donkey sausage! Big and thick! NICE!

[Assuck]

M. Night Shyamalan is a faggot

[DonkeySausage]

...i must have met you before... you nailed it right on the head

L-O-L

[CallmeQtie]

I never forget a friendly face:)

[DonkeySausage]

but the face you remember is wearing a helmet and has only one eye

[CallmeQtie]

but the face you remember is wearing a helmet and has only one eye
And he smelled nice too! MMmmmmm

[DonkeySausage]

oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Carrr]

This is a train wreck.

[APortablePhone]

This guy has the charisma of an invalid.

[Sack of Chisels]

This is really bad cringe for no reason

[DonkeySausage]

dont you mean a Carrr wreck?

[judoGTI]

Run for cover, this interview is bombing.

[APortablePhone]

Just for those keeping track...

War in Iraq = Smart

[swftmcnsty]

call me qtie , i love how on ur webpage you have I Thank The Lord and Your Mom's Box in the same paragraph

[DonkeySausage]

I think thay call it El bombo

[SweetRelease]

I think Chevy Chase as G. Gordon Liddy in Fletch was funnier

[APortablePhone]

I never knew G. Gordon Liddy was a World Grand Champion Whistler.

[CallmeQtie]

call me qtie , i love how on ur webpage you have I Thank The Lord and Your Mom's Box in the same paragraph
Thanks:) even the Lord needs some box now and then

[judoGTI]

I keep thinking they are playing the silent game, but the boys always chime in after waitint 5 seconds to talk.

[DonkeySausage]

Ok time to bring Andy Gore in.

[APortablePhone]

Hey, he's bashing Don & Mike, I take it all back. G. Gordon Liddy is a wonderful guest, very quick and funny.

[shitdiq]

oh boy don and mike bashing... the more the better. you coulden't imagine the hate you gather for those guys when they're the only talk radio on during your drive back from work

[SweetRelease]

now it's pickin' up

[Buster H]

I used to be a huge fan of Liddy. This is cringe......

OK as I was typing this..... the HUGE BALLS comment came out.....

INTERVIEW IS SAVED!

[DonkeySausage]

but i don't care, i just don't care. even though it sounds like i care by saying i don't care, but i don't care.

[shitdiq]

Hey, he's bashing Don & Mike, I take it all back. G. Gordon Liddy is a wonderful guest, very quick and funny.

could not said it more graciously my dear friend

[Assuck]

Why did carter let this guy out again?

Any guy who hates don and mike is ok with me.

[SweetRelease]

they said that g gordon liddy used to pee in tupperware containers during his show

[swftmcnsty]

wow..just wow..

[APortablePhone]

Oh no, Jimmy is going to prolong this interview all morning with his new bit.

[zagman76]

ahh... ther you go guys... you got it now!

[swftmcnsty]

ping pong balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingrat]

pingpong!

[zagman76]

a little ping pong is fun in the morning!

[APortablePhone]

Fought through the jungles in World War II? Okay, terrific.

[judoGTI]

Thank g-d, I think Ill make it out of my coma...

[KIRK]

that interview totally bombed except for the whole balls thing

[zagman76]

Thanks:) even the Lord needs some box now and then

how did you know i needed some box??!?

:rotf:

[Cha94]

Holy crap...is this guy an auctioneer??

[willis]

god.. kill this guy.. please

[Sack of Chisels]

Wacky dj alert

[APortablePhone]

I enjoyed this guy's ads for Micro Machines.

[Assuck]

whos this ham and egger?

[DonkeySausage]

hey the micromachines guy....

[shitdiq]

this sure is one zany dj

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/3272928/clownhorn.GIFhttp://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/3272928/clownhorn.GIFhttp://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/3272928/clownhorn.GIFhttp://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/3272928/clownhorn.GIF

[zagman76]

I enjoyed this guy's ads for Micro Machines.

:clap::clap::clap:

that, and when he used to sell stereo equipment in the mid 80's

[Assuck]

Micromachine guy is who i was thinking of jesus. Remember he was the teacher on an episode of saved by the bell.

[CallmeQtie]

did I miss anything??? I fell asleep

[Iwgmr]

cringe radio indeed.

[sagepack]

This is awful

[shitdiq]

guy has a sort of pat from moonachie thing going on with that voice...

[zagman76]

did I miss anything??? I fell asleep

only a really BAD time...

[DonkeySausage]

no no no crazy eddie sold radios and tv's

[Lt Boogaloo]

Good morning everyone.

Am I the only one dragging my ass today?

[DonkeySausage]

Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

[shitdiq]

this guy is out of control! watch out everyone!!

[bswann3030]

Love the new Jimmy bit

[SparrowHawk]

I tried to call in earlier about the Down Syndrome suicide bomber but got disconnected...anyone else hear about this...it is on MSNBC.com. They used a Down Syndrome kid to blow up a polling station in Iraq...I thought the boys (especially lil jimmy) would be interested in that...I hope they talk about it.

[Carrr]

Thank god that's over.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Ok....we can stop the streaming death video.....

[APortablePhone]

Wow, every day they are in Washington it's becoming all the more clear why I never listen to any other stations on XM.

[APortablePhone]

Ok....we can stop the streaming death video.....

The kid actually didn't die. Don't worry mister.

[zagman76]

I tried to call in earlier about the Down Syndrome suicide bomber but got disconnected...anyone else hear about this...it is on MSNBC.com. They used a Down Syndrome kid to blow up a polling station in Iraq...I thought the boys (especially lil jimmy) would be interested in that...I hope they talk about it.

call back... i think they'd like it...

[shitdiq]

http://www.theage.com.au/news/Iraq/Down-syndrome-youth-used-as-suicide-bomber/2005/02/01/1107228703372.html?oneclick=true

L O L !

[willis]

Wow, every day they are in Washington it's becoming all the more clear why I never listen to any other stations on XM.

exactly.. I think we'll start hearing less talk about how bad the ny weather is and how they wished they could broadcast from somewhere like dc instead..

[Iwgmr]

The kid actually didn't die.

That's a shame.

[KIRK]

call back... i think they'd like it...
yeah expecially after the last 2 interviews

[SweetRelease]

i'm actually looking forward to bob edwards coming in so my blood pressure can come back down to normal levels...

[SparrowHawk]

The douche answering the phone said he couldn't find it...I just looked it up on MSNBC.com. I wanted to tell the boys but he hung up on me? Is that normal?

[shitdiq]

The douche answering the phone said he couldn't find it...I just looked it up on MSNBC.com. I wanted to tell the boys but he hung up on me? Is that normal?

sure its normal, they're in the middle of a show. i have a feeling they'll talk about this first thing next show if they hear about it, just got a busy one today.

but tell him to use goolge news search for "down syndrome" - its right there

[SweetRelease]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6889106/

[SparrowHawk]

Someone's gonna have to post if they talk about it, I'm not listening to the show right now, but will catch the last half of it on the way home...

What's the trick to getting on the air? Do I just have to say I was to talk to them or what? Now what's going to happen if he finds the story? Will I get credit or will they just get a note talking about it? I did instant feedback about it, so hopefully they'll hear about it some way, I'm sure Jimmy can find something hilarious to say about that one.

[APortablePhone]

I personally love the guests. They always bring so much humor to the show. I'm sure the guy from Hank's Place and the 50's Channel will be almost as funny as waking up one morning to discover your dead mother.

Not to mention those firecrackers from the Sports Illustrated show no one is watching.

[SparrowHawk]

I guess I'm just not an experienced caller...

[Lt Boogaloo]

Unrelated note: Anyone have Oxford health insurance?

Where the fuck do I send my payment to?

[APortablePhone]

I hate E-Lo...I hate him so very much. Leave the show alone and look at some more baby pictures and throw out some more awful nicknames faggot.

[willis]

wait.. I missed the beginning of the show so here I was thinking this whole "wacky news person" crap was just crap.. they're serious with this shit?.. ughhh

[Lt Boogaloo]

Oh god, I can see the threads "Fuck the newsguy".....I see this going poorly.

[shitdiq]

they need to fire sparks. he sucks ass at getting 1/8th way decent guests

[DonkeySausage]

Unrelated note: Anyone have Oxford health insurance?

Where the fuck do I send my payment to?

111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
Attn: Lil Jimmy

[APortablePhone]

Oh god, I can see the threads "Fuck the newsguy".....I see this going poorly.

Good luck defending it mister.

[Lt Boogaloo]

111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
Attn: Lil Jimmy


I am seriously considering just dropping the insurance and sending the show a fat check.

[APortablePhone]

EXPERTS! What the hell are you doing XM? Please, please god, leave the show alone.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Good luck defending it mister.


Can't defend something that is just not a good idea.

[judoGTI]

Holy Shit, the rest of the world heard and commented on this audio YESTERDAY. This is why the new 'current events' approach to the show sucks and should fail!

[prozac]

Good morning everyone!!! Thanks shitdig for the pic of that kid falling out of the car!
Funny to see that!!!

[shitdiq]

oh god no more stupid fucking psyhcobabble...

[DonkeySausage]

someone has to photoshop lil jimmy into a formaldehyde jar.

[prozac]

Wacky guy is back on!!! I think he said crazy, insane again.

[Rev]

Katie Ketchup is such a sweetie. She works the booth with him at Chiller Theatre Convention, if anyone plans on going.

[Lt Boogaloo]

I was planning on going to Chiller.....

yeah, no one cares

[prozac]

Rev...
ANy luck on you getting your hands on any of that freaky stuff you talked about
yesterday?

[KIRK]

Wacky guy is back on!!! I think he said crazy, insane again.
time to put on our laughing hats and get out the wacky horns

[KIRK]

el norton LMAO

[prozac]

time to put on our laughing hats and get out the wacky horns

My horn is tooting dear sir!!!

[judoGTI]

Rev in the barrel.

[shitdiq]

hahahahhhhhhhhahh rev getting the shaft

[prozac]

Poor Rev!!!!! They are hitting you hard!!!! OUCH!!

[SweetRelease]

barrel time for Rev

[zagman76]

LOL... rev got yelled at by Ant!... :rotf:

[KIRK]

poor rev

[GravyMaster]

Hey Rev...
http://www.pvpd.net/images/photo3.jpg

[KIRK]

A Giiiiiirrrrll

[GregFromBloomfield]

Rev da spammer, send a feedback back to Ant and tell him to blow ya. :action-sm

[zagman76]

Don't worry Rev - we still love 'ya!:action-sm

[APortablePhone]

Ah, Rev didn't get it too bad. Not as bad as the inbox of ben.sparks@xmradio.com will get it.

[DonkeySausage]

is andy trying to cram as many shitty cliches into one sentence as he possibly can?

[Rev]

Damn, I got it bad!

I called and appologized, fyi.

I just got a lil edgy, cuz they sat me on hold for over 2 hours the other day.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Mexican guy at NASCAR bringing nothing......

[shitdiq]

you cant fix this by simply calling and apologizing. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/razor2.gif

[Carrr]

Rev, there still killing ya!

[prozac]

is andy trying to cram as many shitty cliches into one sentence as he possibly can?


He just really seems to enjoy hearing himself talk alot!!!!

[Rev]

Rev, there still killing ya!
huh? i went for a piss. what was said?

[JoeyDVDZ]

What did you do, Rev? Guess I'm gonna have to catch the replay!

[GregFromBloomfield]

I'm 2 for 6 (2 feedbacks read on air, 4 not read on air) w/ Feedbacks on the XM show. I just gave up, have nothing to comment on what they've been talking about the past few weeks...

[KIRK]

huh? i went for a piss. what was said?
they were just commenting on some other feedback (not from you)

[shitdiq]

http://img145.exs.cx/img145/1158/happygolfersig3lu.jpghttp://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/piss.gif

[DonkeySausage]

i wonder if he has the father-son connor peterson fishing set

[Assuck]

I want this playset

[CallmeQtie]

hey Joey;)

[Lt Boogaloo]

A slavery playset


Because it's never too early to teach people about fantastic cliches.

[Rev]

My time in the barrel, all good.

[judoGTI]

I want that playset. lol.

[GregFromBloomfield]

ok, back to pickin up whores on adultfriendfinder! bi

[Assuck]

What about the lego concentration camp?

[APortablePhone]

Does Andrew Gore have the "E. Lo: How To Ruin A Great Radio Show" playset?

[shitdiq]

i think andrew 'cracking voice' gore could get more use out of an 'introduction to testosterone suppliments' playset

[Assuck]

This guy needs some adderall

[Lt Boogaloo]

It would be better if they did the news in the old-timee voice.

[prozac]

I wonder if Opie was still fighting with his neighbors???

[APortablePhone]

It would be better if they left the news to CNN.

[MarkdlV]

Harriet Tubman Playset (http://www.cushcity.com/books/0967751128.htm)

[Assuck]

Jimster 1973 should do the news

[Lt Boogaloo]

Wolf Blitzer just did a dick joke.

[APortablePhone]

Here's a different vibe to try, shut the fuck up.

[KIRK]

nice feedback rev (car crash)


:action-sm

[T Brokenjaw]

someone has to photoshop lil jimmy into a formaldehyde jar.

Quick one :icon_mrgr

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/7573/leojunior23lb.jpg

[Rev]

nice feedback rev (car crash)


:action-sm
There was none. Norton's just continuing to bust my ass.

[Assuck]

haha i like that one. Sizzle

[Lt Boogaloo]

Snoop ***** Jimmy Kimmel?

[SweetRelease]

doesn't this guy do the snow and ski report?

[JoeyDVDZ]

hey Joey;)
Well hello there, gorgeous! How are you feeling today? Over your lil sickness, I hope? Been missing our lil double entendre laced conversations here! :icon_wink

[CallmeQtie]

Well hello there, gorgeous! How are you feeling today? Over your lil sickness, I hope? Been missing our lil double entendre laced conversations here! :icon_wink
you just missed my tight pink balloon knot

[APortablePhone]

doesn't this guy do the snow and ski report?

If only he pulled a Sonny Bono.

[GregFromBloomfield]

Yeah, REV sent nothing, I just sent them feedback sayin they are gonna make REV hang himself LIVE on Wackbag.com...

[demonseed]

This guy just doesnt get the show..

[KIRK]

There was none. Norton's just continuing to bust my ass.
i retract my previous car crash

[JoeyDVDZ]

you just missed my tight pink balloon knot
I did, didn't I? Dang, knew there was something I forgot. :action-sm

[DonkeySausage]

Quick one :icon_mrgr

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/7573/leojunior23lb.jpg


f'in terrific

[APortablePhone]

This guy just doesnt get the show..

If by "this guy" you mean E-Lo, you are absolutely right.

The tripod method should mean that E-Lo is beaten to death with a tripod like Bob Crane.

[zagman76]

you just missed my tight pink balloon knot

he may have missed it, but i'm sure he hit someplace just as good!

[demonseed]

If by "this guy" you mean E-Lo, you are absolutely right.

The tripod method should mean that E-Lo is beaten to death with a tripod like Bob Crane.


Actually, I was talking about the guy that just did the news.. He seemed to get really pissed.

[JoeyDVDZ]

And rev is back in the barrel by Norton! Damn boy, you know how to piss off meaty lil zilches there!

[JoeyDVDZ]

he may have missed it, but i'm sure he hit someplace just as good!
Wishful thinking, my friend. Wishful thinking. I think Doug has that all wrapped up. I'm gonna have to settle for getting in line with the rest of you guys, and wait my turn like a good lil Wackbagger. :)

[APortablePhone]

Why the fuck are the awful "comedy" bits back today? Just further cementing this show as the worst one yet.

[Lt Boogaloo]

I'm punching out.

See ya buddies.

[SparrowHawk]

I hope they see my bomber info...I'm sure that would make great radio. I sent them the link, so hopefully they can check it out, that would surely save the show.

[shitdiq]

Why the fuck are the awful "comedy" bits back today? Just further cementing this show as the worst one yet.

you fuckin said it... what the fuck is taking the guys on getting some decent/new bits.. same exact shit from yesterday + worse ones

who is that annoying unfunny redneck with the slurred voice anyway? i need the personal satisfaction of reading about his death from cirrhosis (or impending if hes still alive)

[CallmeQtie]

he may have missed it, but i'm sure he hit someplace just as good!
He hit it alright! Joey is an animal

[JoeyDVDZ]

He hit it alright! Joey is an animal
She called me an animal.....


Sniff, sniff..... this is the proudest moment of my life! Love ya, Qtie! You're SO good for my ego! :action-sm

[Skeet Slambone]

How the fuck does Opie remember that.

[APortablePhone]

Like anyone is going to listen to the replay?

[Assuck]

did he just shoot ona down?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I'm gonna listen to the replay. I missed most of todays show. Work blows big chunks of green stuff.

[zagman76]

She called me an animal.....


Sniff, sniff..... this is the proudest moment of my life! Love ya, Qtie! You're SO good for my ego! :action-sm

hey - don't forget who threw that in for Qtie to comment on... :)

[zagman76]

yeah... ...wait, what?

[APortablePhone]

Okay, now THAT was funny.

[CallmeQtie]

She called me an animal.....


Sniff, sniff..... this is the proudest moment of my life! Love ya, Qtie! You're SO good for my ego! :action-sm


You know you are my favorite:) I think my ex Lenny likes you too

[JoeyDVDZ]

hey - don't forget who threw that in for Qtie to comment on... :)
yeah, but you're a b-b-boy.... she's a giiiirrrrllll. Big difference. Although you did set that up for me to knock out of the park, so kudos to you, Zag. :clap:

[APortablePhone]

Please don't come back next month, please? Let us never speak of Washington again.

[demonseed]

Is the show a worst of tomorrow, or are they live? I forgot what they said.

[JoeyDVDZ]

You know you are my favorite:) I think my ex Lenny likes you too
Pretty sure Lenny would love me.... tied to a fire-ant hill and covered with honey!

[zagman76]

yeah, but you're a b-b-boy.... she's a giiiirrrrllll. Big difference. Although you did set that up for me to knock out of the park, so kudos to you, Zag. :clap:

thanks!... (i was only looking for the cred - not action from you... i'm not ghhheeyyy) :icon_mrgr

[APortablePhone]

No, not again.

[KIRK]

Is the show a worst of tomorrow, or are they live? I forgot what they said.
i'm pretty sure that it will be live

[SparrowHawk]

What are they doing? I have to try to "listen" to the show right now by reading this thread. I am clicking refresh every 5 seconds...what is going on?

[JoeyDVDZ]

thanks!... (i was only looking for the cred - not action from you... i'm not ghhheeyyy) :icon_mrgr
Then mission accomplished. You get mad props for setting me up to really make Qtie squirm her cute lil butt in her seat. You squirming yet, Qtie? If not, vee have vays of making you squirm.....

[shitdiq]

this is some piss poor radio...

[Assuck]

Faggot?...NO!

[JoeyDVDZ]

this is some piss poor radio...
Wow, you are quite the carl complainer, aren't you?

[judoGTI]

M&M stands for Mules and Moonachie

[shitdiq]

Wow, you are quite the carl complainer, aren't you?

i prefer negative nancy

[shitdiq]

oh boy, that's some brilliant word play! gay, not as in homo, but as in HAPPY? THIS BITCH IS CRACKING ME UP

[APortablePhone]

I think the show is broadcasting live from Moonachie today.

[demonseed]

She sounds like the voice of the girl that plays the lead in that new show Commited.

[Rev]

this is some piss poor radio...
Maybe I should IF, and spice things up. Take another shot in the barrel, for your listening pleasure. :icon_redf

[JoeyDVDZ]

This chicks voice is like glass ground up and sprinkled into my eyes. Yuck.

[Assuck]

Her voice could make milk curdle

[SparrowHawk]

Joey Lauren Adams anyone?

[JoeyDVDZ]

It also makes cocks crawl up inside the belly. Horrible voice.

[Assuck]

oh my god the wiggles are faggots to the 3rd degree

[CallmeQtie]

Then mission accomplished. You get mad props for setting me up to really make Qtie squirm her cute lil butt in her seat. You squirming yet, Qtie? If not, vee have vays of making you squirm.....
i love when you get fresh with me

[shitdiq]

I think the show is broadcasting live from Moonachie today.

http://www.powerpointbackgrounds.com/templates/hit-the-nail-on-the-head-01.JPG

[JoeyDVDZ]

Joey Lauren Adams anyone?
Perhaps if you crossed JLA with a sparrow cawing.

[khemystri]

I love her voice!!!!!!!

[JoeyDVDZ]

i love when you get fresh with me
So fresh, it's still raw? :icon_wink

You know you want it bad, baby.... tell papa what you need.

[Assuck]

She should have sex with kids on the air. i think that be kinda cool

[CallmeQtie]

So fresh, it's still raw? :icon_wink

You know you want it bad, baby.... tell papa what you need.

you know just what a woman wants to hear

[KevSlider]

Damn it she got the channel out. Good ending to the washington edition of the show!

[JoeyDVDZ]

you know just what a woman wants to hear
Maybe not all women, but I sure know what YOU want...... all ya gotta do is ask, and ye shall recieve! :icon_wink

[KevSlider]

Hey Qtie you never responded to my IM. I'll remove you from my list then :icon_cry:

[shitdiq]

This chicks voice is like glass ground up and sprinkled into my eyes. Yuck.

line would've worked better if it was being used to describe the FEELING you get from her voice

[Assuck]

Hey Khem! Hows it going? have not talked to you in awhile. Ray and I got to contact you soon about some business.

[CallmeQtie]

Hey Qtie you never responded to my IM. I'll remove you from my list then :icon_cry:
nooooooo! I like you kev:)

[KevSlider]

Okay!!! :icon_mrgr

[judoGTI]

I love it when a girl has my mule in her mouth and she snorts.

[CallmeQtie]

Okay!!! :icon_mrgr
oh Kev let me grab you and sqeeze your big meat wad!

[KevSlider]

*pulls his 'meatwad' out and gets ready for a loving squeeze*
Not too hard though

[kloraferm]

oh Kev let me grab you and sqeeze your big meat wad!
What are you, some kind of prude? :action-sm

[CallmeQtie]

*pulls his 'meatwad' out and gets ready for a loving squeeze*
Not too hard though

I wont squeeze that hot meatwad too hard;)

[zagman76]

Qtie - you seem to be very frisky today.. :icon_wink

[CallmeQtie]

Qtie - you seem to be very frisky today.. :icon_wink

Zag you gotta get a meat wad so I can sqeeze yours too

[zagman76]

Zag you gotta get a meat wad so I can sqeeze yours too

oh - i've got a meatwad alright.... so what're we gonna do about it? :icon_lol:

[demonseed]

Hey me too. I got one too..

[kloraferm]

I'd chime in and say "hey me too", but I never beg :icon_bigg

[zagman76]

I'd chime in and say "hey me too", but I never beg :icon_bigg

i like your style... :)... i had to be invited to join in... :icon_wink

[KevSlider]

Qtie - you seem to be very frisky today.. :icon_wink

uh...today? She likes to get us worked up every day of the week. *sigh* blue balls.

[CallmeQtie]

I'd chime in and say "hey me too", but I never beg :icon_bigg

You should know you are always welcome when it comes to me. You had my back last week. You are in with me man;)

[kloraferm]

You should know you are always welcome when it comes to me. You had my back last week. You are in with me man;)
Cool. I'm flattered you remembed. In that case, you can ravage me any time (and I mean that in the nicest possible way) :icon_wink

[CallmeQtie]

Cool. I'm flattered you remember me. In that case, you can ravage me any time (and I mean that in the nicest possible way) :icon_wink

You think I forget who does right by me? From that day on, you were in my book under the "cool as shit" section. You are the man. Now let me get ravaging;)

[kloraferm]

You think I forget who does right by me? From that day on, you were in my book under the "cool as shit" section. You are the man. Now let me get ravaging;)
NICE!!! Now, by all means....have yer way with me luv. :icon_cool

[CallmeQtie]

NICE!!! Now, by all means....have yer way with me luv. :icon_cool


WOOOHOOO! Now all we need is that hot piece of ass HerkyJerky LIz and I will be in heaven

[JoeyDVDZ]

Well damn, I step away for one minute, and lose my place in line with Qtie... sigh..... :icon_sad:

[kloraferm]

WOOOHOOO! Now all we need is that hot piece of ass HerkyJerky LIz and I will be in heaven
I guess it's time to send up the Bat Signal

[zagman76]

hmm... it seems i got passed over.... :huh:

[kloraferm]

hmm... it seems i got passed over.... :huh:
I'd say something but I doubt it would have the same effect.

[zagman76]

lol... i appreciate the sentiment, and the lack of comment...lol

[kloraferm]

:icon_roll

[demonseed]

I'm listening to the replay for the 1st time and I hope they're kidding about doing a news segment.

keep listening.. they are not kidding

[kloraferm]

keep listening.. they are not kidding
Is this going to be a regular feature?

[demonseed]

They are going to audition some people when they get back to NY also, but someone might be doing a permanent news segment for the show.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder if we need actual credentials to get a newscaster gig on the show?

[kloraferm]

The news thing just sounds too "Howard". And I know he's not the first radio host to do news. If they're gonna do this, I hope they make it work.

[Bill Lehecka]

Better not be a woman... The bbboys have talked about this... This can't happen.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I thought the exact same thing. The folks at XM seem to be wanting O&A to be Howard.

[JoeyDVDZ]

WOOOHOOO! Now all we need is that hot piece of ass HerkyJerky LIz and I will be in heaven
Mmmmmmm..... being in the middle of a Herky Jerky/Qtie sandwich. That would be heaven!

[kloraferm]

XM should focus more on promoting the show instead of changing it.

[kloraferm]

Hey, we got off topic here...Qtie seems to have left.

[JoeyDVDZ]

She's still lurking, no?

[kloraferm]

This Dee Dee chick is pretty funny. I don't know how quick this would get old though.

[JoeyDVDZ]

It's good for about 10 minutes. Then that voice grates on the nerves.

[Bill Lehecka]

Ummm... Guys... I don't know if you want to see this, but THIS is Dee Dee...

http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/large/dee_dee_grucclski_lg.jpg

I dare ya to wack your bag to that...

[CallmeQtie]

what an f-tard

[kloraferm]

Ummm... Guys... I don't know if you want to see this, but THIS is Dee Dee...

http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/large/dee_dee_grucclski_lg.jpg

I dare ya to wack your bag to that...
Wow. She really looks nothing like I pictured.

[kloraferm]

Ummm... Guys... I don't know if you want to see this, but THIS is Dee Dee...

http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/large/dee_dee_grucclski_lg.jpg

I dare ya to wack your bag to that...
http://img145.exs.cx/img145/6898/silenceofthemath0pc.jpg
Eerie resemblance

[Bill Lehecka]

If you want to see most of your XM Personalities:

http://www.xmradio.com/servlet/PhotoListServlet?cat_param=PROG

[kloraferm]

This Liddy interview is kinda painful.

[WhipperWhip]

Dee Dee,Great radio...horrible date.

BTW, here's that jackass Taz who f'd with Steve...
http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/small/taz_sm.jpg

...f'n cancer candidate...:icon_evil

[cableone12]

liddy is radio kryptonite

[jpc165]

ya this guy stinks

[Bill Lehecka]

This Liddy interview is kinda painful.

Someone said earlier that this ball discussion saves it. I really couldn't care less about G. Gordon Liddy's Balls...

P.S. Why do I think he's Deep Throat?

[jpc165]

Ummm... Guys... I don't know if you want to see this, but THIS is Dee Dee...

http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/large/dee_dee_grucclski_lg.jpg

I dare ya to wack your bag to that...

ok horrific!

[kloraferm]

Someone said earlier that this ball discussion saves it. I really couldn't care less about G. Gordon Liddy's Balls...

P.S. Why do I think he's Deep Throat?
Yeah the last visual I need is an old man's grapefruit sized yambag.

[Bill Lehecka]

When I went down to DC to visit Tony Kornheiser (my avatar and soon coming to XM), G. Gordon Liddy was broadcasting his show a couple of doors down. Mr. Tony asked me if I wanted to meet him. I told him "NO!" I didn't even bat an eye.

[cableone12]

Ummm... Guys... I don't know if you want to see this, but THIS is Dee Dee...

http://www.xmradio.com/images/photo_gallery_detail_images/large/dee_dee_grucclski_lg.jpg

I dare ya to wack your bag to that...

A face for radio for sure...

[kloraferm]

A face for radio for sure...
She's got a face for radio but not a voice for radio.

[kloraferm]

I love Norton's new gag

[cableone12]

after seeing dee dee's picture i need to go to qtie's site to cleanse the palette

[jpc165]

I love Norton's new gag

as do i. cracks me up every time.

[kloraferm]

after seeing dee dee's picture i need to go to qtie's site to cleanse the palette
Amen to that! Good call :clap:

[jpc165]

someone kill this fucker..

[kloraferm]

This guy sounds like he's selling tobacco at an auction.

[cableone12]

Amen to that! Good call :clap:
my fav. pic of her is the one on the homepage of her site

[kloraferm]

my fav. pic of her is the one on the homepage of her site
I'm kinda tied with that one and the one with the red shirt.

[Bill Lehecka]

I kind of feel dirty that I use Phlash's e-mail address under the Friends and Family Plan... Just kind of.

[CallmeQtie]

you guys are just so sweet:)

[kloraferm]

you guys are just so sweet:)
I just call 'em like I see 'em.
And maybe if I was a little more creative I would've come up with an original thought instead of just throwing a dumb cliched phrase out there. :icon_roll

[kloraferm]

'Duckjob' I love that one. I forgot, who did that voice?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I'm kinda tied with that one and the one with the red shirt.
My favorite is my darling qtie wearing her adorable WOW shirt....