rocfastrini
02-02-2005, 04:38 PM
Show Open
• Back in NY, Ant says he is tired after the DC trip. They talk about the train ride back from DC.
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/2416/trainride2ck.jpg
Op says he and Jimmy got a free double seat because he pretended to have a flu. The talk about the cell phones and the businessmen using them on the train. Ant said it will suck when next year when they allow cell phones on the plane.
• Op says it’s a big day today, and plays the Pennsylvania polka song, because it’s Groundhog Day.
• Caller – is at the Groundhog festival, will be giving them updates if the groundhog sees its shadow. They comment on how stupid it is.
• Ant tells a story of a kid running around his table at dinner, and spilling water and blaming it on the kid so that the parents could get him to stop.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9098/dinnertable0ok.jpg
• Caller – talks about a guy kicking a kid. Op says he figured out that the guy is a regular, because he has heard the voice and name a lot.
• Caller – wants them to switch the show time to 10 – 2. Op says they are doing some thinking about it.
• They note that Ben is still in DC.
• “Delta Ebonics Ad” into break
Break
• Op notes that it’s Whip em Out Wednesday, and also promos the show in New Orleans next week. Op actually stuffs one of the self addressed envelopes that a listener sent in.
• Jimmy brings up a story from Iraq, about a handicapped child that was used by the insurgents in Iraq as a suicide bomber.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/7528/retardboom4fc.jpg
• Audio – in honor of that story, they play the retarded insects song.
• Jimmy says there hasn’t been this much attention paid to a retarded bomber since Vos was on Last Comic Standing.
• They talk about the story about the Pope being in the hospital.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/pope.jpg
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6823/nortondove9gx.jpg
Op says that maybe they shouldn’t be too keen on him recovering because they need a new younger pope. Op says he was in church recently, and that he can’t help feeling that it is something cultish about it. They say that maybe they should pick the new pope American Idol style. Ant talks about how the NY post chose to go with the Yogi Berra story as a headline.
• They read the story, which is about Yogi suing TBS for using his name in a Sex in the City ad.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5489/sexcity4lh.jpg
Ant talks about how stupid it is to have shows that have graphic sex/violence/language edited and shown on basic cable channels.
• Caller – brings up that O&A were not so tough on Sarah Jessica Parker called into the show back on WNEW. Op tells the story of what happened that day; that she called in after they were trashing her hosting the MTV Movie awards. Op thinks she called from her trailer, Ant thinks it was from a cab. They say they will have to listen to the tape to check.
• Jimmy wants to tie up the retarded bomber story, so he gives more details about the bomber, that he detonated the bomb far from the target and only killed himself.
http://home.comcast.net/~dvdsforsale/Little_Suicide_bomber.jpg
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/343/achmed2yz.jpg
• America “Fuck Yeah” into break
Break
• Caller – says that the levels were better in DC, and now in NY they are all messed up again. He tells a midget story, and Jimmy stalls him until Ant can cue the *crash*.
• They switch to talking about the actress that got shot by the black teenager in NY. Ant says that bar is an area that is like the “plains of the Serengeti”. They note that the kid was in jail before for pulling a gun on a cop. Jimmy wants to know why there isn’t uproar over the fact that it is a black kid that shot a white kid, and if it was the reverse there would be outrage by the media and black leaders. Ant talks about how the black leaders need to address the problem within the black community. They also talk about how the girl that was with the guy was 14 years old.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/8963/gangstashi8em.jpg
• Caller – tells a story of his friend getting carjacked and shooting the guy, who was black. He also brings up a story about a professor who is saying negative things about the 9/11 victims.
• Caller – same guy that is live from the Groundhog Day celebration.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/5726/groundhog4sx.jpg
He tells them what’s going on, and then they watch a live shot on NBC of the groundhog. The groundhog guy gives the prediction, that the groundhog has seen his shadow and there will be more winter. They comment on the idiots that are there watching this debacle. The guy mentions that tsunami, and Jimmy asks if Puxatawney Delgado wrote a song about it. Op starts playing the polka song again, and they start singing the Tsunami song lyrics to it.
Break
• Back from break, they say they definitely can’t do the DC thing once a month. Op says the good thing about D.C. is that the discovered new freaks for the show, like the Mad Mexican, Dee Dee and the fast talking guy.
• Ant brings a story about an incorrect alert that was issued in the state of Connecticut. They wonder if anyone actually evacuated, since most people seems to ignore alarms, like car alarms and fire alarms.
• Caller – says a small plane just crashed, and he wants to let them know it’ll be on the news shortly – seconds later, CNN reports the story.
• Tsunami Song update. Op says he knew he was right – basically the station got rid of Rick and Todd Lynn, and kept the rest of the show.
http://img107.exs.cx/img107/4268/firedtsunami4fr.jpg
Op says they kept them because another black talk show, Star and Bucwild, came to NY and since they are battling for the Hip Hop audience they wanted to keep the show since it has attention attracted to it now. Op reads the story, and he points out that it is the host that has the final say in what gets played on the air – they are interrupted by video on the TV about the plane crash – Back to the story, Op says that Miss Jones should step down, which of course won’t happen. Op says that there was a time they walked out at WNEW because they wanted to fire Rick.
• Ant reads a feedback from Pat from Moonachie, saying that he wasn’t responsible for the plane crash
• They play the audio from the HOT 97 show. Op stops it constantly to talk about the hypocrisy of the host Miss Jones.
• They play Rick’s “Christopher Street” song. Jimmy talks about a Christopher Reeve parody song that he likes.
• Op asks if he his milk is here, because he is hungry (more on that in a minute).
• Blondie/Doors Mashup into break
Break
• Back from break, Op complains about his milk not being thee, because his blood sugar is dropping. Ant says Opie is acting insane. Op went crazy because he saw that the milk came from Duane Reade, and it came just as they came back from break. As soon as he saw the Duane Reade bag he unloaded on Eric. He thought that he would have had his milk by the time the long mashup ended.
• Ben on the phone from DC. Ant says how happy Ben must be that he is not here to face the wrath of milk less Opie. Ben says that he will be sitting in on the Bob Edwards show. Op says Bob Edwards is a bore fest, and Ant says he better finish his bowl of cereal before he gets them all thrown out. Op says F Bob Edwards because he blew them off in DC. He talks about the meetings that he went through there. He says that he saw the Mad Mexican this morning. Ben clarifies that the Sarah Jessica Parker call came from her trailer, not from a taxi that Ant thinks it was.
• Op finally has his cereal so he feels better. They comment on his insanity before, Ant says he hasn’t seen a shopping bag set someone off so much, and Jimmy says that little lads don’t get that upset at a shopping bag in a men’s room stall. Op says he was too tired to eat after getting back from DC yesterday.
• Caller – sneaks in a plug for Jimmy’s appearance in Pittsburgh under the guise of a football theory.
• This segues into them talking about Terrell Owens of the Philadelphia Eagles, who says that God gave him an ankle injury. Ant says he thinks that the Pats will rollover the Eagles, and it will be over by halftime.
• Caller – from Teteboro airport, where the plane crashed. Says there is a lot of media around.
• Dee Dee a.k.a. the Cricket calls in. She says that she is getting a lot of email from the listeners from the show. Op brings up a thread here on Wackbag of what the listeners want her to say. They ask her to say some of the stuff (wackbag poster in parentheses):
- “Daddy, put it in my dirty spot” (I’m not sure who posted this, but it’s a WNEW callback).
- “I’m on my period, so you’ll have to fuck me in the ass” (Knee)
- “This house is clean” – (kloraferm)
- “Daddy, can I come too?” (SkeetSlambone)
- “It won’t fit in my mouth” (khemystri)
- “Mommy doesn’t have to know” (Bach)
- “Please don’t kill my puppy, I’ll do as you say” – ( Jimmy suggested this one)
(BTW, you can read these and more in this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=21178&page=1&pp=25 )
• They talk about her show, and they play a song that she likes - “Poop goes the weasel”. Ant says that is the most offensive song he has ever heard. They also play another song – “Funky as a diaper”. Op has her say two more things:
- “Let me show you on my dolly where he touched me” (juanfartez)
- “Uncle Jimmy, you want me to make poopie on you?” (juanfartez)
• Op thanks her for calling in, and says that she rocks.
• They play “Banana Phone”, a new song they intend on getting stuck in everyone’s head.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/DiscoStu/BananaFone.jpg
Ant also plays the “Internet is for Porn”. Op says they should play banana phone every time they go to the phones.
• Audio from the Groundhog Day ceremony.
• Quick Celebrity News – Op says now they know why Jay Mohr hasn’t been on the show, because he is busy chasing tail. There is a story in the newspaper about Nikki Cox breaking off her engagement to Bobcat Goldwaithe, and is currently dating Jay Mohr.
• Steve comes in with the Sarah Jessica Parker phone call from the WNEW days, when she called in after hearing them trash her on-air. Op says it was weird hearing it.
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/9328/girls14fk.jpg
Break
• Back from break, Ant answers questions from the IF by saying “Yes, but we just don’t care”. (I’m assuming it has to do with playing that old clip and if they are allowed to).
• They replay the Banana Phone song
• Bob Kelly comes in studio. He talks about Master Po taking guests pictures now, and the fact that they kept him waiting. Op says he wants to kick Bob Kelly’s dog. Bob brought in a video of Jimmy sleeping, and he had a rod and Bob’s dog was watching it.
• Caller – KevTv from Wackbag. He is the one that sent in the Banana Phone Song
• Bob Kelly tells a story about Jeff Garcia rubbing his balls in the faces of women at a Maxim party in Vegas. He says after the show a porn star came up to him, saying that she was a fan, and that he invited her up to his room, but blew it by just coming straight out and asking her – “ I would love to eat your ass , and you lick mines”.
• Lady Di calls in, and puts her roommate on the phone.
http://img52.exs.cx/img52/8863/retardedsuicidebomber0zc.jpg
• Op tells her she needs to leave the show, because they have found someone to replace her – the Cricket from DC. He says he wants to say goodbye to her, and never call the show again. They ask her about her kid’s father than ran in front a train, and she explains some of it before they hang up on her, and Bob Kelly asks what she looks like. Ant explains that she looks like Oliver Hardy, and he starts doing Lady Di as Hardy.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hardy.jpg
• Replay of banana phone into break
Break
• Lady Di calls back. Op says the new bit is that when she calls they will play the train sound effect, and she has until the crash to say something funny.
• Bob Kelly tells a story of having sex with a fat black chick in Houston. However part of the story involves her calling him, so Op plays the banana phone song every time he gets to that point. Finally he gets past that point, and tells the story.
• Audio – a song parody about Christopher Reeve
• Audio from Hilary Swank, crying about not being able to do CPR on a dying guy.
• WDIL into show end ( last one gets cut off)
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Sutsu, Cigarsandscotch, Pyrettagirl, Stevethrower and Faker
• Back in NY, Ant says he is tired after the DC trip. They talk about the train ride back from DC.
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/2416/trainride2ck.jpg
Op says he and Jimmy got a free double seat because he pretended to have a flu. The talk about the cell phones and the businessmen using them on the train. Ant said it will suck when next year when they allow cell phones on the plane.
• Op says it’s a big day today, and plays the Pennsylvania polka song, because it’s Groundhog Day.
• Caller – is at the Groundhog festival, will be giving them updates if the groundhog sees its shadow. They comment on how stupid it is.
• Ant tells a story of a kid running around his table at dinner, and spilling water and blaming it on the kid so that the parents could get him to stop.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9098/dinnertable0ok.jpg
• Caller – talks about a guy kicking a kid. Op says he figured out that the guy is a regular, because he has heard the voice and name a lot.
• Caller – wants them to switch the show time to 10 – 2. Op says they are doing some thinking about it.
• They note that Ben is still in DC.
• “Delta Ebonics Ad” into break
Break
• Op notes that it’s Whip em Out Wednesday, and also promos the show in New Orleans next week. Op actually stuffs one of the self addressed envelopes that a listener sent in.
• Jimmy brings up a story from Iraq, about a handicapped child that was used by the insurgents in Iraq as a suicide bomber.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/7528/retardboom4fc.jpg
• Audio – in honor of that story, they play the retarded insects song.
• Jimmy says there hasn’t been this much attention paid to a retarded bomber since Vos was on Last Comic Standing.
• They talk about the story about the Pope being in the hospital.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/pope.jpg
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6823/nortondove9gx.jpg
Op says that maybe they shouldn’t be too keen on him recovering because they need a new younger pope. Op says he was in church recently, and that he can’t help feeling that it is something cultish about it. They say that maybe they should pick the new pope American Idol style. Ant talks about how the NY post chose to go with the Yogi Berra story as a headline.
• They read the story, which is about Yogi suing TBS for using his name in a Sex in the City ad.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5489/sexcity4lh.jpg
Ant talks about how stupid it is to have shows that have graphic sex/violence/language edited and shown on basic cable channels.
• Caller – brings up that O&A were not so tough on Sarah Jessica Parker called into the show back on WNEW. Op tells the story of what happened that day; that she called in after they were trashing her hosting the MTV Movie awards. Op thinks she called from her trailer, Ant thinks it was from a cab. They say they will have to listen to the tape to check.
• Jimmy wants to tie up the retarded bomber story, so he gives more details about the bomber, that he detonated the bomb far from the target and only killed himself.
http://home.comcast.net/~dvdsforsale/Little_Suicide_bomber.jpg
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/343/achmed2yz.jpg
• America “Fuck Yeah” into break
Break
• Caller – says that the levels were better in DC, and now in NY they are all messed up again. He tells a midget story, and Jimmy stalls him until Ant can cue the *crash*.
• They switch to talking about the actress that got shot by the black teenager in NY. Ant says that bar is an area that is like the “plains of the Serengeti”. They note that the kid was in jail before for pulling a gun on a cop. Jimmy wants to know why there isn’t uproar over the fact that it is a black kid that shot a white kid, and if it was the reverse there would be outrage by the media and black leaders. Ant talks about how the black leaders need to address the problem within the black community. They also talk about how the girl that was with the guy was 14 years old.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/8963/gangstashi8em.jpg
• Caller – tells a story of his friend getting carjacked and shooting the guy, who was black. He also brings up a story about a professor who is saying negative things about the 9/11 victims.
• Caller – same guy that is live from the Groundhog Day celebration.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/5726/groundhog4sx.jpg
He tells them what’s going on, and then they watch a live shot on NBC of the groundhog. The groundhog guy gives the prediction, that the groundhog has seen his shadow and there will be more winter. They comment on the idiots that are there watching this debacle. The guy mentions that tsunami, and Jimmy asks if Puxatawney Delgado wrote a song about it. Op starts playing the polka song again, and they start singing the Tsunami song lyrics to it.
Break
• Back from break, they say they definitely can’t do the DC thing once a month. Op says the good thing about D.C. is that the discovered new freaks for the show, like the Mad Mexican, Dee Dee and the fast talking guy.
• Ant brings a story about an incorrect alert that was issued in the state of Connecticut. They wonder if anyone actually evacuated, since most people seems to ignore alarms, like car alarms and fire alarms.
• Caller – says a small plane just crashed, and he wants to let them know it’ll be on the news shortly – seconds later, CNN reports the story.
• Tsunami Song update. Op says he knew he was right – basically the station got rid of Rick and Todd Lynn, and kept the rest of the show.
http://img107.exs.cx/img107/4268/firedtsunami4fr.jpg
Op says they kept them because another black talk show, Star and Bucwild, came to NY and since they are battling for the Hip Hop audience they wanted to keep the show since it has attention attracted to it now. Op reads the story, and he points out that it is the host that has the final say in what gets played on the air – they are interrupted by video on the TV about the plane crash – Back to the story, Op says that Miss Jones should step down, which of course won’t happen. Op says that there was a time they walked out at WNEW because they wanted to fire Rick.
• Ant reads a feedback from Pat from Moonachie, saying that he wasn’t responsible for the plane crash
• They play the audio from the HOT 97 show. Op stops it constantly to talk about the hypocrisy of the host Miss Jones.
• They play Rick’s “Christopher Street” song. Jimmy talks about a Christopher Reeve parody song that he likes.
• Op asks if he his milk is here, because he is hungry (more on that in a minute).
• Blondie/Doors Mashup into break
Break
• Back from break, Op complains about his milk not being thee, because his blood sugar is dropping. Ant says Opie is acting insane. Op went crazy because he saw that the milk came from Duane Reade, and it came just as they came back from break. As soon as he saw the Duane Reade bag he unloaded on Eric. He thought that he would have had his milk by the time the long mashup ended.
• Ben on the phone from DC. Ant says how happy Ben must be that he is not here to face the wrath of milk less Opie. Ben says that he will be sitting in on the Bob Edwards show. Op says Bob Edwards is a bore fest, and Ant says he better finish his bowl of cereal before he gets them all thrown out. Op says F Bob Edwards because he blew them off in DC. He talks about the meetings that he went through there. He says that he saw the Mad Mexican this morning. Ben clarifies that the Sarah Jessica Parker call came from her trailer, not from a taxi that Ant thinks it was.
• Op finally has his cereal so he feels better. They comment on his insanity before, Ant says he hasn’t seen a shopping bag set someone off so much, and Jimmy says that little lads don’t get that upset at a shopping bag in a men’s room stall. Op says he was too tired to eat after getting back from DC yesterday.
• Caller – sneaks in a plug for Jimmy’s appearance in Pittsburgh under the guise of a football theory.
• This segues into them talking about Terrell Owens of the Philadelphia Eagles, who says that God gave him an ankle injury. Ant says he thinks that the Pats will rollover the Eagles, and it will be over by halftime.
• Caller – from Teteboro airport, where the plane crashed. Says there is a lot of media around.
• Dee Dee a.k.a. the Cricket calls in. She says that she is getting a lot of email from the listeners from the show. Op brings up a thread here on Wackbag of what the listeners want her to say. They ask her to say some of the stuff (wackbag poster in parentheses):
- “Daddy, put it in my dirty spot” (I’m not sure who posted this, but it’s a WNEW callback).
- “I’m on my period, so you’ll have to fuck me in the ass” (Knee)
- “This house is clean” – (kloraferm)
- “Daddy, can I come too?” (SkeetSlambone)
- “It won’t fit in my mouth” (khemystri)
- “Mommy doesn’t have to know” (Bach)
- “Please don’t kill my puppy, I’ll do as you say” – ( Jimmy suggested this one)
(BTW, you can read these and more in this thread:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=21178&page=1&pp=25 )
• They talk about her show, and they play a song that she likes - “Poop goes the weasel”. Ant says that is the most offensive song he has ever heard. They also play another song – “Funky as a diaper”. Op has her say two more things:
- “Let me show you on my dolly where he touched me” (juanfartez)
- “Uncle Jimmy, you want me to make poopie on you?” (juanfartez)
• Op thanks her for calling in, and says that she rocks.
• They play “Banana Phone”, a new song they intend on getting stuck in everyone’s head.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/DiscoStu/BananaFone.jpg
Ant also plays the “Internet is for Porn”. Op says they should play banana phone every time they go to the phones.
• Audio from the Groundhog Day ceremony.
• Quick Celebrity News – Op says now they know why Jay Mohr hasn’t been on the show, because he is busy chasing tail. There is a story in the newspaper about Nikki Cox breaking off her engagement to Bobcat Goldwaithe, and is currently dating Jay Mohr.
• Steve comes in with the Sarah Jessica Parker phone call from the WNEW days, when she called in after hearing them trash her on-air. Op says it was weird hearing it.
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/9328/girls14fk.jpg
Break
• Back from break, Ant answers questions from the IF by saying “Yes, but we just don’t care”. (I’m assuming it has to do with playing that old clip and if they are allowed to).
• They replay the Banana Phone song
• Bob Kelly comes in studio. He talks about Master Po taking guests pictures now, and the fact that they kept him waiting. Op says he wants to kick Bob Kelly’s dog. Bob brought in a video of Jimmy sleeping, and he had a rod and Bob’s dog was watching it.
• Caller – KevTv from Wackbag. He is the one that sent in the Banana Phone Song
• Bob Kelly tells a story about Jeff Garcia rubbing his balls in the faces of women at a Maxim party in Vegas. He says after the show a porn star came up to him, saying that she was a fan, and that he invited her up to his room, but blew it by just coming straight out and asking her – “ I would love to eat your ass , and you lick mines”.
• Lady Di calls in, and puts her roommate on the phone.
http://img52.exs.cx/img52/8863/retardedsuicidebomber0zc.jpg
• Op tells her she needs to leave the show, because they have found someone to replace her – the Cricket from DC. He says he wants to say goodbye to her, and never call the show again. They ask her about her kid’s father than ran in front a train, and she explains some of it before they hang up on her, and Bob Kelly asks what she looks like. Ant explains that she looks like Oliver Hardy, and he starts doing Lady Di as Hardy.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hardy.jpg
• Replay of banana phone into break
Break
• Lady Di calls back. Op says the new bit is that when she calls they will play the train sound effect, and she has until the crash to say something funny.
• Bob Kelly tells a story of having sex with a fat black chick in Houston. However part of the story involves her calling him, so Op plays the banana phone song every time he gets to that point. Finally he gets past that point, and tells the story.
• Audio – a song parody about Christopher Reeve
• Audio from Hilary Swank, crying about not being able to do CPR on a dying guy.
• WDIL into show end ( last one gets cut off)
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Sutsu, Cigarsandscotch, Pyrettagirl, Stevethrower and Faker