Fucking a sink

[lordbortman]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how to fuck a sink? Can someone explain it logistically for me? Diagrams would help. I'm seriously clueless about this.

Maybe my dick is too small for it to work.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Mines too big and I don't want to know anyway.

[lordbortman]

don't send this thread to moonachie, i seriously want to know....

[SurlyTonyDanza]

Did you hear the orginal show? It was explained perfectly.

[khemystri]

don't send this thread to moonachie, i seriously want to know....

Seriously!!!! I wanna know too..... I thought I was the only one who didnt "get it".... How the hell????? What kinda sink is this????

I heard the original..... I still dont get it

[Maynard K]

lay across the sink, fat cock down. lock your hand on the sink so it doesn't move. put a half bottle of lotion in your locked hand. dont put the lotion on your fat cock because it will ruin the "breaking the seal" feel of a real meat pocket. then, tighten up your fist, put your fat cock against the hand and slowly losen your fist. fuck your hand like you actually know what its like to get laid.... now your fat cock is fucking the sink. the best part of fat cock fucking sinks is, no clean up. you desicrate the sink, then turn on the water and walk away from your aweful display of human existance. you really feel like a mere shell of a man climbing off the sink. but then you forget about it and watch tv.


great, now I'm horny.... "here Kohler Kohler!"

[khemystri]

lock your hand on the sink so it doesn't move.

??????????
still confused... :icon_conf

[SurlyTonyDanza]

Jesus Christ. Make a cock sandwich with the outer part of the sink and your hand as the bread. You're not fucking the faucet.

[Kace]

Or the old O&A classic of fucking a tomato...

cut out the middle of the tomato so you can put your member through it...heat it up in the microwave for 5 seconds so its nice and warm and go to town....

this is a throwback...who remembers that old gag

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Or the old O&A classic of fucking a tomato...

cut out the middle of the tomato so you can put your member through it...heat it up in the microwave for 5 seconds so its nice and warm and go to town....

this is a throwback...who remembers that old gag

Just don't eat it after blowing your load. :action-sm

[Maynard K]

Khem, do NOT jam your mule down the drain again. Fucking a sink is just using your hand NEAR the sink. I aint playin', quit it.

[Maynard K]

Just don't eat it after blowing your load. :action-sm
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/imgmec/carcr1.gif :icon_eek:
Jesus, that picture gets one too!

[khemystri]

oh wait...... so you cover the top of your mule with your palm
and the bottom of your mule goes when the edge of the sink bends around the corner.... kinda like a ditch..... then you lube the whole area????

[AJellyDonut]

oh wait...... so you cover the top of your mule with your palm
and the bottom of your mule goes when the edge of the sink bends around the corner.... kinda like a ditch..... then you lube the whole area????


Warning-this may cause a sprained taint

[fetusFARMER]

For some reason after every masturbation session I always feel guilty and get depressed... But ill tell you this... It does feel good for the short period of time that it does last..

[bossdjbware]

oh wait...... so you cover the top of your mule with your palm
and the bottom of your mule goes when the edge of the sink bends around the corner.... kinda like a ditch..... then you lube the whole area????

It has to be one of those long countertop sinks, like in hotels, so you can lay across it, hog down. Then just lube up your hand and make a fist. Then you "break the seal" of your hand.

The sink is really just a jiz ditch so you can just wash it away. :xyxthumbs

[Bach]

I posted this a while back addressing the same topic. This should clear things up.

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=259495&postcount=25

[WOWmagnet]

I posted this a while back addressing the same topic. This should clear things up.

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=259495&postcount=25


Well, I've got a rod. :rolleyes:

[khemystri]

That sink is F'ing hot!!!