rocfastrini
02-04-2005, 09:29 PM
Show Open
• Op says he wants to start with some ‘housecleaning’, he says that they read every single email, but they can’t answer all of it. They say that they appreciate all the stuff that the listeners send in, because it means they have less work to do. Op says send all the audio to Steve C, because sending it to him just means it will get lost.
• They talk about how rusty they were at the beginning, and how the people who listened to the first show are lucky cause they have seen the show grow from when it “stunk” to now.
• They talk about their agent Bob Eatman, and how he wants them to do a clean show today, so that this guy (a PD, I assume) that is listening to their show can think that this show could be heard on regular radio. Op says “eh-eh”, they will just the show as they always have, and if someone can take what they do and put it on commercial radio then fine. They explain that they do more radio than a regular show on commercial radio, because of no commercials, and this would allow some of the content to be cut out. The PD of a regular radio station could then take the show, edited and put it on afternoon drive. Op also says that some stations in Philly really want the show.
• Op says they want to rag on the listeners. Ant says the listeners are all douche bags because some of them started sending emails to Dee Dee (Cricket) at the kids’ channel, and XM decided it would be a good idea to not have her being on the program anymore because of that.
http://www.franchiseeguidance.com/images/dead_deedee.jpg
Op says some if the email was really unbelievable. As a result, no more Dee Dee on the show. Ant says there will be more of Lady Di, because Dee Dee was supposed to replace her. Op says that some of the emails were
• Caller – Dugout Doug (from Wackbag) says that the listeners collectively are idiots. He says he emailed her, but it was a complimentary email. He also says people need to understand not to attack people that we like.
• Caller – wants to know if there is anything they can do. Op says Dee Dee was radio Gold
• Op plays Banana phone, as punishment for the listener. Then they play the Hulk music.
• In honor of Dee Dee, “Poop goes the Weasel” into break
Break
• Op talks about Jimmy not being there today, and as a result they have someone sitting in – Club Soda Kenny. (They play his theme). He says hello to everyone. Op says that Kenny must be happy to be on the show today, because his nipples are showing through his shirt. Ant says he ran into Kenny before the show, and was hoping to walk past him but Kenny realized it was him. CSK tells a joke *crickets*.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/8641/igotajoke7rq.jpg
• Op brings up a “huge problem” that is going on with Norton, and that someone has to volunteer to tell him live on the show.
• Caller – wants to know if CSK on the show is punishment for what happened with Dee Dee.
• Back to Jimmy, Op asks what the one thing that would drive Jimmy nuts is. Ant says there are a lot of things, like food for example. Op says that off air, Jimmy is wound tighter than he is on-air. Op says there is a problem with Jimmy’s travel arrangements for Mardi Gras, and he will freak when he finds out. Op says that CSK is in charge of checking their travel arrangements, and that the people in Washington don’t like him. Turns out that the problem is that Jimmy does not have a flight booked to New Orleans, because no one followed up with the reservations at XM.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/7053/airplanenorton8vf.jpg
CSK was able to get a flight for him, but he can only get a first class flight to New Orleans, but not back from. They say Jimmy will freak when they are able to contact him and tell him.
• CSK wants to know if the “Rump Wrangler” (Noah) is in today. Ant says he Kenny was abusing the interns with a strong handshake before the show.
• Track off of Jimmy’s CD “Yellow Discipline” into break
Break
• They talk about Steve’s newest Ramon promo. They replay the Ramon promos, including the newest one.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ramone_bathroom.jpg
They ask him to explain the setting for each one. Ant says that Steve C. is a lunatic
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/4056/servant8wf.jpg
• Audio – Khemystri’s Steve the Bear song
• Ant says that the song is creepy, and he is not a big fan of it. He would rather hear the “Banana Phone” song which leads to –
• The Banana Phone song. Then Op plays a spoken word version of the song, and the guy’s voice sounds like Steve’s Ramon promos.
• Ben comes in studio. He says Jim will be calling in about an hour, so they can tell him the news about his flight.
• Kenny does his news reading tryout, in his inimitable style.
http://img203.exs.cx/img203/1817/beerkenny4eq.jpg
He does a funny pope joke, only problem is that it’s a visual joke.
• They play audio from Paul McCartney, making a joke about playing naked at the Super Bowl, since Kenny is doing his sports report.
• They talk about Emmitt Smith retiring, and play audio of him crying
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/1672/cryingearl6bs.jpg
• Caller – ‘Cigarsandscotch’ from Wackbag, says that Emmit Smith went home to find his wife dead and the vacuum cleaner running (About Schmidt reference).
• Kenny gives the New Orleans weather.
• Ant says Kenny is now at the head of the list of news people for the show. Op says that there will be an interview coming up later, of CSK by Pat from Cringehumor.net
• Twofer Thing in break – “Jimmy fart song” and Brother Joe’s McCartney song.
Break
• Back from break, they talk about an ad on TV. Op says that he thinks there is a conspiracy, because all these banned ads are showing up on the morning shows and the internet, and generating buzz for the companies.
• Op talks about seeing Mickey Rooney on a morning show, and how bad he looks. He says that at this point he is looking like his character “Old Bill”.
• Ant talks about watching the Happy Days reunion on TV last night but is interrupted by –
• Caller – with a funny line, that he messes it up.
• Op tells the listeners if they see something that the show can goof on, tape it and send it in to the show, because he has given up on the guys in the office getting it. He says they work hard, but they miss audio sometimes.
• Back to talking about Happy Days.
http://img236.exs.cx/img236/7749/anthonyfonz5jm.jpg
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/9457/happydays3yr.jpg
• Khemystri’s new song “Spread the Virus” into break
Break
• Ben comes in to talk about the girl coming in next to do the news. He also says Jimmy will be calling in soon
• Mike Patrick calls in. They talk to him about the Happy Days reunion, and other old TV stars. He steps over a line Ant is trying to say, and then Ant refuses to say it. They talk to Mike about the Super Bowl. He tells them about his honeymoon on a cruise ship. Mark tells a long winding story.
Break
• Audio from the Happy Days reunion
http://img236.exs.cx/img236/3632/happydays6ox.jpg
http://img141.exs.cx/img141/291/happydays3is.jpg
http://img203.exs.cx/img203/1082/happy5af.jpg
• Talk about John Vernon (who acted in Animal House) dying.
• Quick Audio – “Bill’s Dead”
• More Audio – “Animal House Tribute”
• Jimmy Calls in. They tell him about the flight mess up, which of course annoys the hell out of him. He says he is tired of XM always messing the travel plans up.
• Track off Jimmy’s Yellow Discipline into break
Break
• Op says that a woman is coming in next to do the news and asks Ant what he thinks of her. He says he has nothing to say, but he asks them to check to see if the monitors are off outside the studio before he says anything. CSK says he likes that she has big tits.
• PJ Walsh, from the Blue Collar tour, in studio. Erik puts him to sit next to Anthony, and they have to move him because Ant doesn’t like the guests close to him. Ant explains where it comes from, back at WNEW, when the skanky girls in studio would try to touch him e.g. Sandy Kane. Op plays some Sandy Kane clips, and Ant wants to know why he doesn’t have the Sandy Kane sound clips. He demands that he has them, and then he unplugs Op’s sound machine when Op says no. They start playing dueling sound clips. Op says that the Sandy Kane clips are his exclusive property.
• Quick Audio – Sandy Kane Sounds Mix (from Dru Boogie, I think)
• The news girl comes in. She wants to say that she doesn’t look like Lady Di. They ask her what her background is; she said she did news at a small station before. CSK says she looks like a “Buffalo Betty”. She starts reading the news for them. Op cuts her off after the first story with a “Thank You”. Ant gives her a “Paula Abdul” review, telling her she was good but not a fit for the show. Ant plays the Hulk music as she walks out.
• Pat, from CringeHumor.net comes in studio Ant starts singing Banana Phone, and Op plays the song. CSK says that “You are horrendous” as PJ Walsh talks. Op says that Pat’s interview skills are horrible. Pat is black, and CSK tells an offensive joke. Pat starts interviewing Kenny. The interview goes nowhere. CSK starts telling jokes *crash*. Pat interviews Kenny, and they rag on his bad interview skills. Ant says that whenever there is an extra mike in studio, things degenerate into perversion and a racist sinkhole.
• Lewis Black calls in!
http://img233.exs.cx/img233/5023/black044nn.jpg
He says it is ridiculous how long it has taken for him to call in to the show. Ant explains that they were thinking that Lewis was blowing them off, he says he wasn’t. They start talking about Bush, and his State of the Union speech. He also talks about Bush’s plan to deal with social security. They thanks him, and he says next time he comes to NY he will come in studio. Op says two things from the old show are back now…Lewis Black and Sandy Kane sounds.
• They rag on PJ Walsh for a min, and are about to bring the porn star in, but it turns out that she isn’t there yet
• Ant says he was playing poker online last night, and he was doing well until he got ***** on one hand. He hints that some “things” related to poker with him might be coming soon.
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/725/partypoker1kg.jpg
• Steve C comes in studio, and says that the porn star, Tera Patrick was stuck in traffic for two hours, which is why she isn’t in yet.
• They start wrapping up the show, talking about their shows next week from New Orleans. PJ tells a joke *crash*.
• Op goes to Evan (husband of Tera Patrick) on the phone, and he says that they really need to get on the show. They tell him that he can’t be because the show gets cut off exactly at 10. Ant shit talks to him, and says he is only doing it because he is on the phone and not there in person. He starts explaining why they need to be on the show but…
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Feakle Matta, Canuckgirl, RaycerX
• Op says he wants to start with some ‘housecleaning’, he says that they read every single email, but they can’t answer all of it. They say that they appreciate all the stuff that the listeners send in, because it means they have less work to do. Op says send all the audio to Steve C, because sending it to him just means it will get lost.
• They talk about how rusty they were at the beginning, and how the people who listened to the first show are lucky cause they have seen the show grow from when it “stunk” to now.
• They talk about their agent Bob Eatman, and how he wants them to do a clean show today, so that this guy (a PD, I assume) that is listening to their show can think that this show could be heard on regular radio. Op says “eh-eh”, they will just the show as they always have, and if someone can take what they do and put it on commercial radio then fine. They explain that they do more radio than a regular show on commercial radio, because of no commercials, and this would allow some of the content to be cut out. The PD of a regular radio station could then take the show, edited and put it on afternoon drive. Op also says that some stations in Philly really want the show.
• Op says they want to rag on the listeners. Ant says the listeners are all douche bags because some of them started sending emails to Dee Dee (Cricket) at the kids’ channel, and XM decided it would be a good idea to not have her being on the program anymore because of that.
http://www.franchiseeguidance.com/images/dead_deedee.jpg
Op says some if the email was really unbelievable. As a result, no more Dee Dee on the show. Ant says there will be more of Lady Di, because Dee Dee was supposed to replace her. Op says that some of the emails were
• Caller – Dugout Doug (from Wackbag) says that the listeners collectively are idiots. He says he emailed her, but it was a complimentary email. He also says people need to understand not to attack people that we like.
• Caller – wants to know if there is anything they can do. Op says Dee Dee was radio Gold
• Op plays Banana phone, as punishment for the listener. Then they play the Hulk music.
• In honor of Dee Dee, “Poop goes the Weasel” into break
Break
• Op talks about Jimmy not being there today, and as a result they have someone sitting in – Club Soda Kenny. (They play his theme). He says hello to everyone. Op says that Kenny must be happy to be on the show today, because his nipples are showing through his shirt. Ant says he ran into Kenny before the show, and was hoping to walk past him but Kenny realized it was him. CSK tells a joke *crickets*.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/8641/igotajoke7rq.jpg
• Op brings up a “huge problem” that is going on with Norton, and that someone has to volunteer to tell him live on the show.
• Caller – wants to know if CSK on the show is punishment for what happened with Dee Dee.
• Back to Jimmy, Op asks what the one thing that would drive Jimmy nuts is. Ant says there are a lot of things, like food for example. Op says that off air, Jimmy is wound tighter than he is on-air. Op says there is a problem with Jimmy’s travel arrangements for Mardi Gras, and he will freak when he finds out. Op says that CSK is in charge of checking their travel arrangements, and that the people in Washington don’t like him. Turns out that the problem is that Jimmy does not have a flight booked to New Orleans, because no one followed up with the reservations at XM.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/7053/airplanenorton8vf.jpg
CSK was able to get a flight for him, but he can only get a first class flight to New Orleans, but not back from. They say Jimmy will freak when they are able to contact him and tell him.
• CSK wants to know if the “Rump Wrangler” (Noah) is in today. Ant says he Kenny was abusing the interns with a strong handshake before the show.
• Track off of Jimmy’s CD “Yellow Discipline” into break
Break
• They talk about Steve’s newest Ramon promo. They replay the Ramon promos, including the newest one.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ramone_bathroom.jpg
They ask him to explain the setting for each one. Ant says that Steve C. is a lunatic
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/4056/servant8wf.jpg
• Audio – Khemystri’s Steve the Bear song
• Ant says that the song is creepy, and he is not a big fan of it. He would rather hear the “Banana Phone” song which leads to –
• The Banana Phone song. Then Op plays a spoken word version of the song, and the guy’s voice sounds like Steve’s Ramon promos.
• Ben comes in studio. He says Jim will be calling in about an hour, so they can tell him the news about his flight.
• Kenny does his news reading tryout, in his inimitable style.
http://img203.exs.cx/img203/1817/beerkenny4eq.jpg
He does a funny pope joke, only problem is that it’s a visual joke.
• They play audio from Paul McCartney, making a joke about playing naked at the Super Bowl, since Kenny is doing his sports report.
• They talk about Emmitt Smith retiring, and play audio of him crying
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/1672/cryingearl6bs.jpg
• Caller – ‘Cigarsandscotch’ from Wackbag, says that Emmit Smith went home to find his wife dead and the vacuum cleaner running (About Schmidt reference).
• Kenny gives the New Orleans weather.
• Ant says Kenny is now at the head of the list of news people for the show. Op says that there will be an interview coming up later, of CSK by Pat from Cringehumor.net
• Twofer Thing in break – “Jimmy fart song” and Brother Joe’s McCartney song.
Break
• Back from break, they talk about an ad on TV. Op says that he thinks there is a conspiracy, because all these banned ads are showing up on the morning shows and the internet, and generating buzz for the companies.
• Op talks about seeing Mickey Rooney on a morning show, and how bad he looks. He says that at this point he is looking like his character “Old Bill”.
• Ant talks about watching the Happy Days reunion on TV last night but is interrupted by –
• Caller – with a funny line, that he messes it up.
• Op tells the listeners if they see something that the show can goof on, tape it and send it in to the show, because he has given up on the guys in the office getting it. He says they work hard, but they miss audio sometimes.
• Back to talking about Happy Days.
http://img236.exs.cx/img236/7749/anthonyfonz5jm.jpg
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/9457/happydays3yr.jpg
• Khemystri’s new song “Spread the Virus” into break
Break
• Ben comes in to talk about the girl coming in next to do the news. He also says Jimmy will be calling in soon
• Mike Patrick calls in. They talk to him about the Happy Days reunion, and other old TV stars. He steps over a line Ant is trying to say, and then Ant refuses to say it. They talk to Mike about the Super Bowl. He tells them about his honeymoon on a cruise ship. Mark tells a long winding story.
Break
• Audio from the Happy Days reunion
http://img236.exs.cx/img236/3632/happydays6ox.jpg
http://img141.exs.cx/img141/291/happydays3is.jpg
http://img203.exs.cx/img203/1082/happy5af.jpg
• Talk about John Vernon (who acted in Animal House) dying.
• Quick Audio – “Bill’s Dead”
• More Audio – “Animal House Tribute”
• Jimmy Calls in. They tell him about the flight mess up, which of course annoys the hell out of him. He says he is tired of XM always messing the travel plans up.
• Track off Jimmy’s Yellow Discipline into break
Break
• Op says that a woman is coming in next to do the news and asks Ant what he thinks of her. He says he has nothing to say, but he asks them to check to see if the monitors are off outside the studio before he says anything. CSK says he likes that she has big tits.
• PJ Walsh, from the Blue Collar tour, in studio. Erik puts him to sit next to Anthony, and they have to move him because Ant doesn’t like the guests close to him. Ant explains where it comes from, back at WNEW, when the skanky girls in studio would try to touch him e.g. Sandy Kane. Op plays some Sandy Kane clips, and Ant wants to know why he doesn’t have the Sandy Kane sound clips. He demands that he has them, and then he unplugs Op’s sound machine when Op says no. They start playing dueling sound clips. Op says that the Sandy Kane clips are his exclusive property.
• Quick Audio – Sandy Kane Sounds Mix (from Dru Boogie, I think)
• The news girl comes in. She wants to say that she doesn’t look like Lady Di. They ask her what her background is; she said she did news at a small station before. CSK says she looks like a “Buffalo Betty”. She starts reading the news for them. Op cuts her off after the first story with a “Thank You”. Ant gives her a “Paula Abdul” review, telling her she was good but not a fit for the show. Ant plays the Hulk music as she walks out.
• Pat, from CringeHumor.net comes in studio Ant starts singing Banana Phone, and Op plays the song. CSK says that “You are horrendous” as PJ Walsh talks. Op says that Pat’s interview skills are horrible. Pat is black, and CSK tells an offensive joke. Pat starts interviewing Kenny. The interview goes nowhere. CSK starts telling jokes *crash*. Pat interviews Kenny, and they rag on his bad interview skills. Ant says that whenever there is an extra mike in studio, things degenerate into perversion and a racist sinkhole.
• Lewis Black calls in!
http://img233.exs.cx/img233/5023/black044nn.jpg
He says it is ridiculous how long it has taken for him to call in to the show. Ant explains that they were thinking that Lewis was blowing them off, he says he wasn’t. They start talking about Bush, and his State of the Union speech. He also talks about Bush’s plan to deal with social security. They thanks him, and he says next time he comes to NY he will come in studio. Op says two things from the old show are back now…Lewis Black and Sandy Kane sounds.
• They rag on PJ Walsh for a min, and are about to bring the porn star in, but it turns out that she isn’t there yet
• Ant says he was playing poker online last night, and he was doing well until he got ***** on one hand. He hints that some “things” related to poker with him might be coming soon.
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/725/partypoker1kg.jpg
• Steve C comes in studio, and says that the porn star, Tera Patrick was stuck in traffic for two hours, which is why she isn’t in yet.
• They start wrapping up the show, talking about their shows next week from New Orleans. PJ tells a joke *crash*.
• Op goes to Evan (husband of Tera Patrick) on the phone, and he says that they really need to get on the show. They tell him that he can’t be because the show gets cut off exactly at 10. Ant shit talks to him, and says he is only doing it because he is on the phone and not there in person. He starts explaining why they need to be on the show but…
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Feakle Matta, Canuckgirl, RaycerX