rocfastrini
02-10-2005, 06:01 PM
Show Open
• Sandy Kane/Caddyshack Clips among the sounds played over the opening Rage Music.
• Ant says he enjoyed doing the afternoons for the two days in New Orleans, and that it really messed up his sleep. Op says the day after Mardi Gras, Bourbon Street looks like a completely different place. He says that he was accosted by “undesirables” once he left the hotel, and that as soon as Mardi Gras is over that place is very dangerous.
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/2086/streetwalker5ps.jpg
Ant says him and Jimmy were on the balcony, and they saw a group of black guys that were only picking on the white people that passed. Ant says it’s hard to sit up there on the balcony and not have the “n” word slip out. He says that it’s common for the youth in New Orleans to act like that. Jimmy says they were enraged watching that. He says they were finally vindicated when the cops came over and grabbed the guys. Jimmy brings up Op throwing beads at the old guy, and Ant says Ben is the worst because he was throwing beads at baby carriages. Op talks about watching the cleanup
• Caller – wants to criticize Anthony, because of what he was saying before about the black guys. Jimmy explains that it was just their base reaction of rage, not just the way they generally think.
• They talk about the stories coming up, including a story about Cosby. Ant starts doing the Cos, being at Mardi Gras groping women
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/5421/thecos3oe.jpg
• Caller – a cop, who agrees with them that if it were white guys attacking black people the charges would be more serious that the reverse.
• Ant says in closing, that the people who must be the angriest are black people who actually try to make something of themselves.
• Technical Virgin ad/Khemystri’s “Steve the Bear” into break
Break
• Back from break, they say that Ant’s real thoughts were harsher during the break than on-air. Ant says he was just reading the brutal instant feedback.
• Op talks about the airport in ‘Nawlins’, which he says stinks because there is nothing to do while you are waiting. Op says he and Ben so a guy running and throwing up. Ant talks about a girl that threw up in her mouth as they got to the gate at Newark airport. They also talk about how all the male flight attendants sound gay. Op makes a mistake by saying the plane is a two ton plane. Ant says the woman sounded Pat from Moonachie at the eggnog contest. Op says that most of the listeners went with him when he said the plane weighed two tons.
• Caller – calls in with an underhanded plug for lil Jimmy.
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/8755/comecleanstress8yg.jpg
• Caller – says he is a straight male flight attendant
• Noah comes in with an apple for Jimmy, which is brown inside. Jimmy spits it out, and says they need to boycott these small delis, because their food is horrible. Op says he wants to thank Noah for dressing normally today
• They talk about the Hot 97 morning show, and that Miss Info, the Asian woman on the show suing for a hostile work environment. Op says he can’t believe that would happen at a radio show, and that’s why women don’t work on their type of show. They talk about how as soon as a female that is part of a show leaves, that’s when they sue the company for sexual harassment.
• “Donkey Sausage” promo into break
Break
• Caller – a female calling in to defend women, and to say that not all women file sexual harassment. The call is interrupted when…
• Apple Diva! Noah brings another apple for Jimmy with a piece of it missing, because he used his finger to take a piece out. He says that he got the apple from the exact same place, and says that he complained to them for this one. Jimmy says that Danny is the one who gets him the best apples, and he starts mocking Noah. He says that Noah shouldn’t get apples from that “terrorist funneling” place anymore.
http://img215.exs.cx/img215/3785/rottenapple6fs.jpg
Ant says he wonders what happened to the German gentleman that owned delis
• Pat from Moonachie sends in a bad IF joke and they start tooling on him.
• Caller – calls in to say that he has filed a sexual harassment suit against a female. Op asks him when he is coming out of the closet.
• They talk about women in the workplace and how they dress. Ant says it’s instinctive for men to look at women, and if women don’t want that, they should wear “dyke wear”.
• Caller – say that he also had to file a harassment charge against a female boss.
• Caller – female, talks about sexual harassment in a prison.
• Jimmy lets them hear his apple that Eric gave him, and how crispy it sounds. They bring Noah in, to reenact how he complained to the guy at the deli.
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/7708/untitled9mk.jpg
• Sexual Harassment Audio into break
Break
• Op talks about the NY Post, and that on a day when there are a lot of news stories, there is a story about Britney Spears on the cover
• They talk about Prince Charles getting married to Camilla Parker “Balls” …oh!
http://img215.exs.cx/img215/3843/prince58hr.jpg
Op says he picked the ugliest chick, when he could have had a young chippy.
• Switch to talking about a story of a couple getting married at Dunkin Donuts. Op says that they are fat, and they talk about how ridiculous the story is.
• ***Hot Teen News***
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/new_alert_test.gif
A story about a teacher that had sex with her student. They all say that she is really hot, and how hot that would have been when they were in school Ant tells a story of a wife and husband in California that tried to play a joke on him, by getting him to think the wife wanted to sleep with him. Op says that is a sick joke to play on someone.
• Op tries to start a CD, and because it doesn’t work, Op breaks the CD tray with his foot.
• Anthony’s Marriage Advice promo into break
Break
• Story about two “curmudgeons” that were telling some one liner jokes about lawyers, and that were arrested for telling the jokes by a court officer.
http://img217.exs.cx/img217/8828/oaold6cy.jpg
• Caller – he says that there are other truckers telling him that Howard Stern started WOW. Op tells the story of how Stern tried to claim that he invented WOW, saying that he told people to tie a bandanna to their antenna to get women to flash them, and that is how he invented WOW.
• Caller talks about the sound clips, and Op explains that you can’t really claim the clips because anyone has access to popular sound clips.
• Caller – talks about Ant’s Greaseman impression. Ant starts doing the Greaseman.
http://img204.exs.cx/img204/2717/greasman44ok.jpg
They talk about the Greaseman being on KRock, and how Howard hated him being on “his station”. Op says they were supposed to be on KRock, but Howard didn’t want that. Op tells the story of how they were all set to go to KRock after getting fired at WBCN and how as soon Stern found out that idea was squashed.
• Woman calls in to play…
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/guess_whats_in_my_pants_logo.jpg
They look at a picture of her, and Op asks if she is from the fat capital of Ohio. She describes herself as 5’9, with big boobs and no ass. They start poking fun at her as she tries to get set up for the game. She tries to plug her phone in, they root for the battery to die. They play the music, just as Op comments on her one last time, and sets everyone off laughing. They vote on playing the game with her, and to Op’s dismay they play the game. Ant is suspicious when she rubs the phone, because it doesn’t sound right – but they guess anyways. The answer is trimmed triangle, and Jimmy wins. Ant says the game has really gone to hell in a hand basket.
Break
• They talk about a promo that was run on another channel about Hilary Clinton and that one person complained about it, and Washington got upset about it and pulled it.
http://img221.exs.cx/img221/7334/clintontoilet2qd.jpg
Eric comes in to explain, but can’t say so he writes it down. Steve C comes in, and says he doesn’t even know what’s going on. It turns out that Derek made the promo, and the reason that it was a problem was due to the content.
• Caller – says he heard the promo, and it was funny.
• Jimmy talks about DJ on Boneyard “Coolguy” who has been talking bad about the show.
• Op says a lot of the callers are saying they heard the promo on many different stations.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in. Ant asks him about what happened at the strip club, when he had to pay for Tom’s shots. Ant says he heard that Tom was the second cheapest person on the trip, and the first was Master Po, according to rumor.
http://img240.exs.cx/img240/9344/trexhighres8wh.jpg
• Master Po comes in studio to defend himself. Ant says he heard that Po left without paying a check when he was at dinner with Tom and Jaime. Op says that no one thanked him for paying the check at dinner. Ant talks about his $600 tab when he paid for everyone.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in, to back up Master Po. Opie talks about throwing beads in CSK’s water twice.
• Audio – the promo that everyone has been complaining about. Then they play a second promo, which is a lot of beeps with them laughing.
• Jim Norton’s “Sensitivity Handbook” into break
Break
• Op reads a story about a bank robber that misspelled his note to the teller while committing a robbery on purpose.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio to read the news. Her first story is about Vermont Teddy bears, and they cut her off because that is there only sponsor. Ant says he can’t stand Patti’s voice. Op interrupts her newscast to talk about the dead woman found in a water tank.
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/6849/vosspool0ce.jpg
Patty talks about giving bottled water to her cat. They ask her about entertainment stories, she has none – Op brings up the Johnny Knoxville banging Lindsay Lohan story, and she has no clue. The Devil makes an appearance in the middle of the newscast, telling Patty to kill herself.
• Op brings up the story of Mick Mars from Motley Crue, being sued for 10 million by an ex. Patty leaves the studio afterwards
• They talk about Bill Cosby, and the women that are accusing him.
http://img221.exs.cx/img221/290/pudding56zw.jpg
They play audio of one of the women, Tamara Green, being interviewed. Ant starts doing the Cos.
• Op talks about Corey Feldman, who is saying that he is unsure if he was touched by Michael Jackson.
• Dru Boogie remix of Buddy Ebsen singing “well doggie” into break
Break
• Caller – a woman who says that the show is starting to suck, because they are not reading her funny stories. She reads them two of her stories. *crash*
• Flava Flav comes in studio. Op asks him why the clock around his neck has the wrong time. They ask him about the Surreal Life, and about Bridgette Nielsen. He gets a phone call, and Op says his phone looks like it’s from ’95. Back to Bridgette Nielsen, he tells them that everything on the show was for real. He talks about his 6 kids. Op asks him about Public Enemy. He also tells them that he is a grandfather. Finally they let Flava read the Vermont Teddy Bear live read,
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/2923/oandabear2wk.jpg
which he finishes just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Feakle Matta, cigarsandscotch perch1019 and stevethrower.
P.S. There were some really funny photoshops for today's show, but I was over the image limit for this post, so even if i didnt include your photoshop i credited you anyways.
• Sandy Kane/Caddyshack Clips among the sounds played over the opening Rage Music.
• Ant says he enjoyed doing the afternoons for the two days in New Orleans, and that it really messed up his sleep. Op says the day after Mardi Gras, Bourbon Street looks like a completely different place. He says that he was accosted by “undesirables” once he left the hotel, and that as soon as Mardi Gras is over that place is very dangerous.
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/2086/streetwalker5ps.jpg
Ant says him and Jimmy were on the balcony, and they saw a group of black guys that were only picking on the white people that passed. Ant says it’s hard to sit up there on the balcony and not have the “n” word slip out. He says that it’s common for the youth in New Orleans to act like that. Jimmy says they were enraged watching that. He says they were finally vindicated when the cops came over and grabbed the guys. Jimmy brings up Op throwing beads at the old guy, and Ant says Ben is the worst because he was throwing beads at baby carriages. Op talks about watching the cleanup
• Caller – wants to criticize Anthony, because of what he was saying before about the black guys. Jimmy explains that it was just their base reaction of rage, not just the way they generally think.
• They talk about the stories coming up, including a story about Cosby. Ant starts doing the Cos, being at Mardi Gras groping women
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/5421/thecos3oe.jpg
• Caller – a cop, who agrees with them that if it were white guys attacking black people the charges would be more serious that the reverse.
• Ant says in closing, that the people who must be the angriest are black people who actually try to make something of themselves.
• Technical Virgin ad/Khemystri’s “Steve the Bear” into break
Break
• Back from break, they say that Ant’s real thoughts were harsher during the break than on-air. Ant says he was just reading the brutal instant feedback.
• Op talks about the airport in ‘Nawlins’, which he says stinks because there is nothing to do while you are waiting. Op says he and Ben so a guy running and throwing up. Ant talks about a girl that threw up in her mouth as they got to the gate at Newark airport. They also talk about how all the male flight attendants sound gay. Op makes a mistake by saying the plane is a two ton plane. Ant says the woman sounded Pat from Moonachie at the eggnog contest. Op says that most of the listeners went with him when he said the plane weighed two tons.
• Caller – calls in with an underhanded plug for lil Jimmy.
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/8755/comecleanstress8yg.jpg
• Caller – says he is a straight male flight attendant
• Noah comes in with an apple for Jimmy, which is brown inside. Jimmy spits it out, and says they need to boycott these small delis, because their food is horrible. Op says he wants to thank Noah for dressing normally today
• They talk about the Hot 97 morning show, and that Miss Info, the Asian woman on the show suing for a hostile work environment. Op says he can’t believe that would happen at a radio show, and that’s why women don’t work on their type of show. They talk about how as soon as a female that is part of a show leaves, that’s when they sue the company for sexual harassment.
• “Donkey Sausage” promo into break
Break
• Caller – a female calling in to defend women, and to say that not all women file sexual harassment. The call is interrupted when…
• Apple Diva! Noah brings another apple for Jimmy with a piece of it missing, because he used his finger to take a piece out. He says that he got the apple from the exact same place, and says that he complained to them for this one. Jimmy says that Danny is the one who gets him the best apples, and he starts mocking Noah. He says that Noah shouldn’t get apples from that “terrorist funneling” place anymore.
http://img215.exs.cx/img215/3785/rottenapple6fs.jpg
Ant says he wonders what happened to the German gentleman that owned delis
• Pat from Moonachie sends in a bad IF joke and they start tooling on him.
• Caller – calls in to say that he has filed a sexual harassment suit against a female. Op asks him when he is coming out of the closet.
• They talk about women in the workplace and how they dress. Ant says it’s instinctive for men to look at women, and if women don’t want that, they should wear “dyke wear”.
• Caller – say that he also had to file a harassment charge against a female boss.
• Caller – female, talks about sexual harassment in a prison.
• Jimmy lets them hear his apple that Eric gave him, and how crispy it sounds. They bring Noah in, to reenact how he complained to the guy at the deli.
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/7708/untitled9mk.jpg
• Sexual Harassment Audio into break
Break
• Op talks about the NY Post, and that on a day when there are a lot of news stories, there is a story about Britney Spears on the cover
• They talk about Prince Charles getting married to Camilla Parker “Balls” …oh!
http://img215.exs.cx/img215/3843/prince58hr.jpg
Op says he picked the ugliest chick, when he could have had a young chippy.
• Switch to talking about a story of a couple getting married at Dunkin Donuts. Op says that they are fat, and they talk about how ridiculous the story is.
• ***Hot Teen News***
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/new_alert_test.gif
A story about a teacher that had sex with her student. They all say that she is really hot, and how hot that would have been when they were in school Ant tells a story of a wife and husband in California that tried to play a joke on him, by getting him to think the wife wanted to sleep with him. Op says that is a sick joke to play on someone.
• Op tries to start a CD, and because it doesn’t work, Op breaks the CD tray with his foot.
• Anthony’s Marriage Advice promo into break
Break
• Story about two “curmudgeons” that were telling some one liner jokes about lawyers, and that were arrested for telling the jokes by a court officer.
http://img217.exs.cx/img217/8828/oaold6cy.jpg
• Caller – he says that there are other truckers telling him that Howard Stern started WOW. Op tells the story of how Stern tried to claim that he invented WOW, saying that he told people to tie a bandanna to their antenna to get women to flash them, and that is how he invented WOW.
• Caller talks about the sound clips, and Op explains that you can’t really claim the clips because anyone has access to popular sound clips.
• Caller – talks about Ant’s Greaseman impression. Ant starts doing the Greaseman.
http://img204.exs.cx/img204/2717/greasman44ok.jpg
They talk about the Greaseman being on KRock, and how Howard hated him being on “his station”. Op says they were supposed to be on KRock, but Howard didn’t want that. Op tells the story of how they were all set to go to KRock after getting fired at WBCN and how as soon Stern found out that idea was squashed.
• Woman calls in to play…
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/guess_whats_in_my_pants_logo.jpg
They look at a picture of her, and Op asks if she is from the fat capital of Ohio. She describes herself as 5’9, with big boobs and no ass. They start poking fun at her as she tries to get set up for the game. She tries to plug her phone in, they root for the battery to die. They play the music, just as Op comments on her one last time, and sets everyone off laughing. They vote on playing the game with her, and to Op’s dismay they play the game. Ant is suspicious when she rubs the phone, because it doesn’t sound right – but they guess anyways. The answer is trimmed triangle, and Jimmy wins. Ant says the game has really gone to hell in a hand basket.
Break
• They talk about a promo that was run on another channel about Hilary Clinton and that one person complained about it, and Washington got upset about it and pulled it.
http://img221.exs.cx/img221/7334/clintontoilet2qd.jpg
Eric comes in to explain, but can’t say so he writes it down. Steve C comes in, and says he doesn’t even know what’s going on. It turns out that Derek made the promo, and the reason that it was a problem was due to the content.
• Caller – says he heard the promo, and it was funny.
• Jimmy talks about DJ on Boneyard “Coolguy” who has been talking bad about the show.
• Op says a lot of the callers are saying they heard the promo on many different stations.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in. Ant asks him about what happened at the strip club, when he had to pay for Tom’s shots. Ant says he heard that Tom was the second cheapest person on the trip, and the first was Master Po, according to rumor.
http://img240.exs.cx/img240/9344/trexhighres8wh.jpg
• Master Po comes in studio to defend himself. Ant says he heard that Po left without paying a check when he was at dinner with Tom and Jaime. Op says that no one thanked him for paying the check at dinner. Ant talks about his $600 tab when he paid for everyone.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in, to back up Master Po. Opie talks about throwing beads in CSK’s water twice.
• Audio – the promo that everyone has been complaining about. Then they play a second promo, which is a lot of beeps with them laughing.
• Jim Norton’s “Sensitivity Handbook” into break
Break
• Op reads a story about a bank robber that misspelled his note to the teller while committing a robbery on purpose.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio to read the news. Her first story is about Vermont Teddy bears, and they cut her off because that is there only sponsor. Ant says he can’t stand Patti’s voice. Op interrupts her newscast to talk about the dead woman found in a water tank.
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/6849/vosspool0ce.jpg
Patty talks about giving bottled water to her cat. They ask her about entertainment stories, she has none – Op brings up the Johnny Knoxville banging Lindsay Lohan story, and she has no clue. The Devil makes an appearance in the middle of the newscast, telling Patty to kill herself.
• Op brings up the story of Mick Mars from Motley Crue, being sued for 10 million by an ex. Patty leaves the studio afterwards
• They talk about Bill Cosby, and the women that are accusing him.
http://img221.exs.cx/img221/290/pudding56zw.jpg
They play audio of one of the women, Tamara Green, being interviewed. Ant starts doing the Cos.
• Op talks about Corey Feldman, who is saying that he is unsure if he was touched by Michael Jackson.
• Dru Boogie remix of Buddy Ebsen singing “well doggie” into break
Break
• Caller – a woman who says that the show is starting to suck, because they are not reading her funny stories. She reads them two of her stories. *crash*
• Flava Flav comes in studio. Op asks him why the clock around his neck has the wrong time. They ask him about the Surreal Life, and about Bridgette Nielsen. He gets a phone call, and Op says his phone looks like it’s from ’95. Back to Bridgette Nielsen, he tells them that everything on the show was for real. He talks about his 6 kids. Op asks him about Public Enemy. He also tells them that he is a grandfather. Finally they let Flava read the Vermont Teddy Bear live read,
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/2923/oandabear2wk.jpg
which he finishes just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Feakle Matta, cigarsandscotch perch1019 and stevethrower.
P.S. There were some really funny photoshops for today's show, but I was over the image limit for this post, so even if i didnt include your photoshop i credited you anyways.