rocfastrini
02-12-2005, 01:35 AM
Show Open
• Ant says he is a little tired today after playing online poker. He also says he lost $300. Op says its just like he predicted, it’s an addiction. They talk about the World Poker Invitational, which Ant will be playing in.
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Op says Ant is losing because he doesn’t have his gimmick yet.
• Caller – says he has made $60000 playing poker.
• Jimmy gets his coffee, which is not what he ordered. The intern offers to go back and get it himself.
• Back to the caller, he says that Party Poker, where Anthony plays is not the site that he would recommend.
• Op says that he woke up at 2 a.m. this morning. He explains that he has been having problems dumping, and Jim suggests he should have colonics.
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Op goes on to say that he tried a laxative to help his dumping, and he tried to time it out so he could dump when he got up, but instead he was awoken by the smell of his farts.
• Caller – Two truckers from Canada, a man and woman. Ant starts imitating their Canadian accent. Op wants to know if they are Canadian, or retarded. The guy says that they should play GWIMP, so they decide to play a Canadian version – the choices are - “Beaver pelt”, “Canadian Bacon Strip”, “Sideways Hockey Puck” and the “Zamboni”. They play the theme song, and then Ant explains the game to her.
She starts rubbing the phone, and asks if she is sawing a sequoia with the noise it makes. Then her “husband” joins them. She supposedly rubs the phone one more time, and the guys still don’t believe her, but they guess anyways. Turns out she has a zamboni (clean shaven)
To end the segment they play Blame Canada into break.
Break
• Op talks about the gates at central park, a giant exhibit being designed by an artist named Christo. They also talk about his wife and her crazy orange hair. Op says he can’t understand why this art. Ant describes what the exhibit consists of.
• They play audio of Big Kev on TV, talking about working in Central Park on the construction of an exhibition.
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Esohor/photoshop/centralartists.jpg
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Big Kev calls in, to defend himself, and to explain what the exhibit is about.
• Dru Boogie spins into break
Break
• Back from break, more Dru Boogie mixing
• Keith the Cop in studio. He says he was looking for Tippy Tom, but couldn’t find him in his usual spot. He was looking for him in the meat market district, and while driving up and down he was pulled over by some cops, because they thought he was trying to pick up a tranny. Once he explained what he was doing, they understood because they knew of the show. Ant says he loved when cops know the show, and he tells a story of being recognized by a cop when he was speeding.
• Caller – brings up the story about Panzerfaust records, about one of the founders being Mexican. Steve C comes in to explain what he has heard about it. Op says they will be trying to get one of the guys on the show. Op says he should have known, because the guy had a round face. They play some of their music – “Aids will kill you”, “a towel is not a hat” and “shitdick”.
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• Lady Di Calls in, to tell them that today is Marion’s birthday. They ask her about her job search, and the classes that she was supposed to be taking.
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She said she called one of the places they recommended and that the position has already been filled. They ask her about what they were talking about on the show, she is lost and Op says that maybe they need to dumb the show down for people like her. Julie, a woman who had offered Lady Di a job on the show before calls in to say that Di never even called her. Op says this is an example of why she is a waste of space. Her other half, Marion calls in. They start playing the “Let’s get retarded” theme, and Dru Boogie adds some scratching. Ant says that Lady Di need to pull herself up by her horseshoes. The new Frenchy, Henri calls in, and promos Jimmy’s show. Marion says that she is going to Atlantic City with her husband, and they ask her if she has balloon knot sex with him. They start asking both of them questions at the same time so that they babble over each other. Henri calls back, with the line of the day. They play their music, once again with Dru’s mixing into break.
Break
• Audio of Jay Mohr cursing on live TV.
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Op says that maybe if Jay Mohr called the show then they could ask him what was going on. He says he is tired of Jay teasing that he will be calling into the show.
• They talk about Jason Giambi and his press conference where he didn’t talk about steroids. They also talk about Jose Canseco, and his upcoming book about steroids.
• They rag on Cristo’s wife some more, with Jimmy calling her a rooster wife.
• Audio from Giambi’s press conference.
• Earl Weaver Audio/Dru Boogie mixing into break
Break
• Joy Paisano, from Paisano’s of Mulberry Street, comes in studio. They talk to him about his team, the Eagles losing to the Pats in the Superbowl.
• Talking about Corey Feldman, who is testifying in the Michael Jackson case
• They are interrupted by the Central Park artist and his “rooster looking” wife. They deploy some of the staff for an assault on the media, to try to get on the live broadcasts from the news covering the Central Park setup.
• Audio about Corey Feldman, from Celebrity Justice.
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Op says no wonder the show is on the middle of the night, because there is nothing in that interview. Ant says he hates the anchor of that show with her affected voice, and he starts imitating her.
• They talk about the actress that played Jerry Seinfeld’s mom on the show being broke.
• They play two of the Silence of the Lambs songs – “Are you a size 14” and “Put the fucking lotion in the basket”.
Break
• Back from break, Joey Paisano tells them about what he had to go before the show with Master Po, and the interrogation process to get on the show. They say they can’t understand why the process is so long to get on the show. Master Po comes in to explain why it’s like that. Op says it’s all about a false sense of security.
• Dru Boogie mixing into break (He mixes Jimmy’s plug for his Eatontown, NJ shows over the weekend as part of the mix”).
Break
• They talk about Steve’s promo that played into break before, which had the deep voiced guy as part of it. Steve does a “behind the scenes” for the promo, explaining what is going on.
• Caller – calls in as Steve C.’s mom, and plugs Jimmy’s show.
• New Steve C. Diva promo – “Milk Diva”
• Lady Di/Marion call back. The boys pretend like they are not on the radio, when they are actually not. They let them just babble why they all remain quiet.
• Ant brings up the story about a guy that filmed a documentary about people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
• Caller – black guy, who says that he hates when things like the incident that Ant and Jimmy saw in Mardi Gras with the black guys happen, because it makes all black people look bad.
• Big Kev comes in studio, to talk about being on TV talking about helping putting the gates up in Central Park. They talk about the artist’s wife, who Jimmy says looks like a Sesame Street character. They replay the clip of him talking.
• Audio replay – Anchors on WABC Morning show arguing
• Audio replay – Anchors at KABC in California arguing before a newscast
• Stephen Lynch Song into break
Break
• Caller – says Ant’s laugh makes him laugh.
• Caller - Pat from Moonachie. Tries a couple of jokes *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash*. Jimmy gets him before he hangs up.
• Lady Di calls in, to say that she was in the navy. She tells them that she left the Navy to work at McDonalds.
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They start tooling on her. Op tries asking her about the news and she knows nothing.
• Dru Boogie cues some music, and they play WDIL.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Razor Roman, TBrokenjaw, cigarsandscotch and stevethrower
• Ant says he is a little tired today after playing online poker. He also says he lost $300. Op says its just like he predicted, it’s an addiction. They talk about the World Poker Invitational, which Ant will be playing in.
http://img229.exs.cx/img229/4430/celebpoker8ks.jpg
Op says Ant is losing because he doesn’t have his gimmick yet.
• Caller – says he has made $60000 playing poker.
• Jimmy gets his coffee, which is not what he ordered. The intern offers to go back and get it himself.
• Back to the caller, he says that Party Poker, where Anthony plays is not the site that he would recommend.
• Op says that he woke up at 2 a.m. this morning. He explains that he has been having problems dumping, and Jim suggests he should have colonics.
http://img92.exs.cx/img92/6863/enema5nc.jpg
Op goes on to say that he tried a laxative to help his dumping, and he tried to time it out so he could dump when he got up, but instead he was awoken by the smell of his farts.
• Caller – Two truckers from Canada, a man and woman. Ant starts imitating their Canadian accent. Op wants to know if they are Canadian, or retarded. The guy says that they should play GWIMP, so they decide to play a Canadian version – the choices are - “Beaver pelt”, “Canadian Bacon Strip”, “Sideways Hockey Puck” and the “Zamboni”. They play the theme song, and then Ant explains the game to her.
She starts rubbing the phone, and asks if she is sawing a sequoia with the noise it makes. Then her “husband” joins them. She supposedly rubs the phone one more time, and the guys still don’t believe her, but they guess anyways. Turns out she has a zamboni (clean shaven)
To end the segment they play Blame Canada into break.
Break
• Op talks about the gates at central park, a giant exhibit being designed by an artist named Christo. They also talk about his wife and her crazy orange hair. Op says he can’t understand why this art. Ant describes what the exhibit consists of.
• They play audio of Big Kev on TV, talking about working in Central Park on the construction of an exhibition.
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Esohor/photoshop/centralartists.jpg
http://img169.exs.cx/img169/1042/gatescrew9xx.jpg
Big Kev calls in, to defend himself, and to explain what the exhibit is about.
• Dru Boogie spins into break
Break
• Back from break, more Dru Boogie mixing
• Keith the Cop in studio. He says he was looking for Tippy Tom, but couldn’t find him in his usual spot. He was looking for him in the meat market district, and while driving up and down he was pulled over by some cops, because they thought he was trying to pick up a tranny. Once he explained what he was doing, they understood because they knew of the show. Ant says he loved when cops know the show, and he tells a story of being recognized by a cop when he was speeding.
• Caller – brings up the story about Panzerfaust records, about one of the founders being Mexican. Steve C comes in to explain what he has heard about it. Op says they will be trying to get one of the guys on the show. Op says he should have known, because the guy had a round face. They play some of their music – “Aids will kill you”, “a towel is not a hat” and “shitdick”.
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6433/englundrobert5xy.jpg
• Lady Di Calls in, to tell them that today is Marion’s birthday. They ask her about her job search, and the classes that she was supposed to be taking.
http://img100.exs.cx/img100/9807/drunklady6nw.jpg
She said she called one of the places they recommended and that the position has already been filled. They ask her about what they were talking about on the show, she is lost and Op says that maybe they need to dumb the show down for people like her. Julie, a woman who had offered Lady Di a job on the show before calls in to say that Di never even called her. Op says this is an example of why she is a waste of space. Her other half, Marion calls in. They start playing the “Let’s get retarded” theme, and Dru Boogie adds some scratching. Ant says that Lady Di need to pull herself up by her horseshoes. The new Frenchy, Henri calls in, and promos Jimmy’s show. Marion says that she is going to Atlantic City with her husband, and they ask her if she has balloon knot sex with him. They start asking both of them questions at the same time so that they babble over each other. Henri calls back, with the line of the day. They play their music, once again with Dru’s mixing into break.
Break
• Audio of Jay Mohr cursing on live TV.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/dest.jpg
Op says that maybe if Jay Mohr called the show then they could ask him what was going on. He says he is tired of Jay teasing that he will be calling into the show.
• They talk about Jason Giambi and his press conference where he didn’t talk about steroids. They also talk about Jose Canseco, and his upcoming book about steroids.
• They rag on Cristo’s wife some more, with Jimmy calling her a rooster wife.
• Audio from Giambi’s press conference.
• Earl Weaver Audio/Dru Boogie mixing into break
Break
• Joy Paisano, from Paisano’s of Mulberry Street, comes in studio. They talk to him about his team, the Eagles losing to the Pats in the Superbowl.
• Talking about Corey Feldman, who is testifying in the Michael Jackson case
• They are interrupted by the Central Park artist and his “rooster looking” wife. They deploy some of the staff for an assault on the media, to try to get on the live broadcasts from the news covering the Central Park setup.
• Audio about Corey Feldman, from Celebrity Justice.
http://img223.exs.cx/img223/7449/jacksoncor6wk.jpg
Op says no wonder the show is on the middle of the night, because there is nothing in that interview. Ant says he hates the anchor of that show with her affected voice, and he starts imitating her.
• They talk about the actress that played Jerry Seinfeld’s mom on the show being broke.
• They play two of the Silence of the Lambs songs – “Are you a size 14” and “Put the fucking lotion in the basket”.
Break
• Back from break, Joey Paisano tells them about what he had to go before the show with Master Po, and the interrogation process to get on the show. They say they can’t understand why the process is so long to get on the show. Master Po comes in to explain why it’s like that. Op says it’s all about a false sense of security.
• Dru Boogie mixing into break (He mixes Jimmy’s plug for his Eatontown, NJ shows over the weekend as part of the mix”).
Break
• They talk about Steve’s promo that played into break before, which had the deep voiced guy as part of it. Steve does a “behind the scenes” for the promo, explaining what is going on.
• Caller – calls in as Steve C.’s mom, and plugs Jimmy’s show.
• New Steve C. Diva promo – “Milk Diva”
• Lady Di/Marion call back. The boys pretend like they are not on the radio, when they are actually not. They let them just babble why they all remain quiet.
• Ant brings up the story about a guy that filmed a documentary about people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
• Caller – black guy, who says that he hates when things like the incident that Ant and Jimmy saw in Mardi Gras with the black guys happen, because it makes all black people look bad.
• Big Kev comes in studio, to talk about being on TV talking about helping putting the gates up in Central Park. They talk about the artist’s wife, who Jimmy says looks like a Sesame Street character. They replay the clip of him talking.
• Audio replay – Anchors on WABC Morning show arguing
• Audio replay – Anchors at KABC in California arguing before a newscast
• Stephen Lynch Song into break
Break
• Caller – says Ant’s laugh makes him laugh.
• Caller - Pat from Moonachie. Tries a couple of jokes *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash*. Jimmy gets him before he hangs up.
• Lady Di calls in, to say that she was in the navy. She tells them that she left the Navy to work at McDonalds.
http://img91.exs.cx/img91/5745/little0iv.jpg
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/2171/messhall2em.jpg
They start tooling on her. Op tries asking her about the news and she knows nothing.
• Dru Boogie cues some music, and they play WDIL.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Razor Roman, TBrokenjaw, cigarsandscotch and stevethrower