rocfastrini
02-14-2005, 04:39 PM
Show Open
• Silence of the Lambs clips over the opening music.
• They talk about a story in the Daily News about a man in NY that was diagnosed as having a new super strain of HIV.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hiv_island_picture.jpg
Ant says the gays need to calm down, since the guy had almost 70 partners. He says it must be so alluring for a gay man to see “man-ass”. Op brings up that Boston is also claiming that they have someone diagnosed with a super virus as all.
• They play audio of Stephen Lynch singing “Full Blown Aids”.
• Bagel Diva! – Ant is upset at the bagel that the intern brought in for him, and throws it at the intern after Op encourages him.
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/5951/bageldiva6sw.jpg
• Op talks about seeing the exhibit in Central Park over the weekend, and how stupid it is. He says they look like big Orange curtains, and according to one police officer in the papers it looks like an ad for Home Depot.
http://img230.exs.cx/img230/6817/homedepot6il.jpg
Big Kev calls in, and Op tells him that the whole thing is just hacky. Op says that the people that he ran into while he was there all said that the whole thing was stupid. They also talk about why Bloomberg approved it. Op asks if Big Kev is sitting around with his “art friends” discussing the exhibit, and Jimmy says Kev’s friends are more of the “comic book reading pedophile” types.
• Brother Joe’s “Cunt” song into break
Break
• Op says Jimmy’s shows in Jersey were really good, and Jim says that Pat from Moonachie was also there
• Caller – brings up the pictures of Debbie Gibson in Playboy which he says are hot. Op says the celebrities appearing naked in Playboy thing is really tired now. Jimmy says he hates playboy, because of the nudity as art thing. Ant says that in the future, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears will probably end up in Playboy too, because that’s what happens when the pop stars get washed up
• Caller – talks about Jimmy’s show, and that Jim says that Pat has a safety pin in his toes to hold in his diabetic toes
• Caller says his first view of porn was “High Society”.
• Jimmy remembers a hotel close to where he lived in Jersey, and that he and his friends would take porn magazines from porn vending machines. Ant says he had a stash of porn in a tree house, and Op says they had ones hidden underground. Ant says its amazing how much work went into hiding porn as a kid. Jimmy says his friends wanted to form a gang called the “Lords”, and build a fort.
http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9899/thelords0eq.jpg
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/2697/lords29pg.jpg
• Caller – says that his brother had a pile of “Puritans”, which was really hardcore, and he realizes his story is going nowhere, and punches out before the crash.
• Ant says he hated “Easy Rider”, which was a biker magazine that had naked chicks in it. Op says that you always started with National Geographic before realizing that the women in it are awful. They talk about how you would even look through medical books, because you wanted to use anything you could to jack it to. Ant says that kids that have the internet today are so lucky. Jimmy says he has an Indian neighbor, and he had a porno called the “Furtrap” which was the first one that he saw. Ant tells a story of watching a porno on 8mm.
• Stephen Lynch song into break – “Go down to the old pub instead”
Break
• Caller – “Joe” calls in with a funny little story, which of course leads everyone to strap in. Then he tells the story, which involves him going to the wrong stress factory, but is long and rambling - *crash*, *crash*, *crash*. Jimmy says the same guy came up to him and told him this story at the show, so he knew it was going to be a crash.
• Switch to talking about the Grammy Awards. Ant says he is tired of Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles.
• Ant brings up the Oscars and people at the academy being concerned about Chris Rock hosting because he made comments about only gays watching the Oscars.
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/5614/chrisrockhost5qp.jpg
In the middle of it Noah the intern comes into the studio, and they comments on his gay looking outfit. Back to the Oscars, Jimmy says that is what annoys him about the Oscars; that they want to get rid of Chris Rock who is actually interesting. Ant says they could get Billy Crystal, and he says he hates when Billy Crystal does the opening song with all the nominated movies. He says he would prefer Jack Palance and he is dead.
• Back to the Grammy’s, audio of Jamie Foxx and Alicia Keys at Grammys singing. They comment on how awful Alicia Keys’ body looks. Ant says he now realizes he was wrong, because Jack Palance is alive.
• They play audio of the Tsunami tribute song from the Grammys, into break.
Break
• Back from break, Ant is angry because his computer is messing up. He says he complained about it when they were in DC, and still nothing has been fixed.
• Caller – Trish the Trucker, who sounds pretty hot. She tells them about her first porn experience.
• Caller – says his first porno experience was fat porn he got from his brother, and his dad gave him a playboy. Op says that the guy has ruined the topic for the day
• Ant goes off on an instant feedback giving him advice about what to do on his computer. He says the guy is a dickbag for giving him rookie computer user instructions.
• Ant brings up a story about a woman attempting to steal a pregnant woman’s fetus. They also talk about another story of a woman saying that she saw a baby thrown out a window, but it was actually her baby.
• Joe, the crash caller from before calls back to tell them that he performs minor surgery on himself e.g. removing his moles, by using a scalpel and regular needle and thread. He offers to come in studio, with a girl with DD breasts, so that he can show them what he does. Martini Steve comes in (and is cut off by his theme music), to say that he is not the first guy that has offered to come in and do that. He says that the legal department at XM has said that that cannot happen.
• Steve talks about this video that he was showing them before the show of a guy that base jumped off a dam and hit his head on the rocks. They play audio from the video, of the guy after his head hit. They play the audio of the reporter that fell while stomping grapes for comparison of the two. They also play fart sounds behind the song, which leads into playing “somebody farted”, audio of Jimmy farting when they were in DC mixed with the music from “Let’s get retarded”. Then on a caller’s suggestion, they play audio of Dr. Smith with the sounds of the guy.
• Op notices that there is audio on the same CD that Steve gave him, of an old woman talking about being *****. They decide to just play it. Jimmy sees a picture of her and says she looks awful.
• Stephen Lynch son “Big Fat Friend” into break.
Break
• Old friend of the show, Chuck Farnham calls in. He retells his story of the woman he was with that loved having her boobs punched.
• Ant is having more problems with his computer, trying to see a supposed porn video of Allison Flanagan (from American Pie). He hits the computer in frustration. He says they really need to fix it.
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/9582/techsupport0lt.jpg
• Caller – says he should switch browsers, Ant says he has no problem with Internet Explorer.
• Op talks about video on the “Today Show” of a couple getting married in a shark tank. They talk about how stupid these wacky weddings are.
• Audio of Green Day from the Grammys into break
Break
• They talk about a gift that was brought in for them by Stalker Patti, a box of strawberries covered in chocolate. They start eating some of them, and talk about how good they taste, and how big the strawberries are.
http://img205.exs.cx/img205/5594/strawberries0pc.jpg
• Ant reads a story about a rabbi, who is being ordered to cease doing “oral circumcision”, after three infants contracted herpes.
http://img231.exs.cx/img231/2391/circ0ox.jpg
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/2619/kingofchop7gk.gif
Jimmy says Catholic priests are kicking themselves for not thinking that up, and that the rabbi's mouth smells of baby powder and copper.
• Caller – says that the guy supposedly does it to grown men who want to convert, as well as babies.
• Caller – says his son supposedly had the same thing done.
• They switch to talking about Jose Canseco, with audio of him on 60 minutes, talking about injecting Mark McGwire with steroids. Ant tells a story of Jimmy in the bathroom on Friday, of how he was pissing on the floor between their two stalls. Back to the Canseco audio, Jimmy says he wonders if the home run records are tainted now and they talk about how great Babe Ruth is. Jimmy says Babe Ruth looked like Ben in 1999.
• Brother Joe’s “Dry Vagina” into break
Break
• Francine, the old intern from WNEW comes in studio to do the news. Op says he likes her t-shirt, and she explains that the t-shirt is a part of one of her comedy skits. She does the bit for them *crash*. She tries to explain it, and they tell her the joke makes no sense. During one of her stories she talks about the “Super Aids” virus, and mentions that Noah might be gay.
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/7617/superaids22mz.jpg
Noah comes in studio to argue that he is not gay, Francine says he is flaming, and belongs on Christopher Street which leads to –
• The Christopher Street Song
• Back to the show, Noah continues to say that he is not gay. Ant says he has the gay voice, and gay mannerisms. They ask him to price his outfit (which is almost $1000, and then Jimmy admits that he has the same pair of jeans that Noah has. Op throws one of the chocolate covered strawberries at Noah’s $500 shoes. They ask two guys outside the studio if they think that Noah is gay, they say yeah. Jimmy gets Noah as he leaves the studio.
• Back to the news, Francine continues with her audition. She mispronounces Ossie Davis’ name as “Aussie” Davis.
• Caller – DJNewStyle says that his friend emailed Noah, and got a response from him saying that he would take his friend to the village. Jimmy says that isn’t proof of anything because it may not have been Noah in the first place. Noah comes back in studio, and they ask him to retell the story of the girl that he said he banged after meeting her one night, and he can’t remember any of it.
• Back to Francine, Op asks her how much more stupid news she has. She continues, and they comment on her reading skills. She mispronounces Jason Giambi’s name. Op says she has gotten dumber since they last saw her.
• New Frenchy, Henri calls in to rag on Francine. He says he will be on the show Thursday, to do the news. She explains that she talks funny because she has a retainer on. She does a last story about “Mega Phone Companies”, offering a phone for dogs.
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Let’s Get Retarded - Lady Di and Marion call in to wish them Happy Valentine’s Day. They get them to babble over each other at the same time. Jim asks Lady Di if she will throw chocolate hearts at the train tracks for Valentine’s Day.
• Henri calls back, and says that “Eternal Sleep is better than life with her”, which is why her ex jumped in front of a train. They ask Marion if she gave up the balloon knot to her husband over the weekend and Lady Di if she indulges in balloon knot sex. Then they make more fun of her with her husband before cutting them both off.
• WDIL. The last caller stumbles and tries to repeat his wdil but…
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage and cigarsandscotch
• Silence of the Lambs clips over the opening music.
• They talk about a story in the Daily News about a man in NY that was diagnosed as having a new super strain of HIV.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hiv_island_picture.jpg
Ant says the gays need to calm down, since the guy had almost 70 partners. He says it must be so alluring for a gay man to see “man-ass”. Op brings up that Boston is also claiming that they have someone diagnosed with a super virus as all.
• They play audio of Stephen Lynch singing “Full Blown Aids”.
• Bagel Diva! – Ant is upset at the bagel that the intern brought in for him, and throws it at the intern after Op encourages him.
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/5951/bageldiva6sw.jpg
• Op talks about seeing the exhibit in Central Park over the weekend, and how stupid it is. He says they look like big Orange curtains, and according to one police officer in the papers it looks like an ad for Home Depot.
http://img230.exs.cx/img230/6817/homedepot6il.jpg
Big Kev calls in, and Op tells him that the whole thing is just hacky. Op says that the people that he ran into while he was there all said that the whole thing was stupid. They also talk about why Bloomberg approved it. Op asks if Big Kev is sitting around with his “art friends” discussing the exhibit, and Jimmy says Kev’s friends are more of the “comic book reading pedophile” types.
• Brother Joe’s “Cunt” song into break
Break
• Op says Jimmy’s shows in Jersey were really good, and Jim says that Pat from Moonachie was also there
• Caller – brings up the pictures of Debbie Gibson in Playboy which he says are hot. Op says the celebrities appearing naked in Playboy thing is really tired now. Jimmy says he hates playboy, because of the nudity as art thing. Ant says that in the future, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears will probably end up in Playboy too, because that’s what happens when the pop stars get washed up
• Caller – talks about Jimmy’s show, and that Jim says that Pat has a safety pin in his toes to hold in his diabetic toes
• Caller says his first view of porn was “High Society”.
• Jimmy remembers a hotel close to where he lived in Jersey, and that he and his friends would take porn magazines from porn vending machines. Ant says he had a stash of porn in a tree house, and Op says they had ones hidden underground. Ant says its amazing how much work went into hiding porn as a kid. Jimmy says his friends wanted to form a gang called the “Lords”, and build a fort.
http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9899/thelords0eq.jpg
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/2697/lords29pg.jpg
• Caller – says that his brother had a pile of “Puritans”, which was really hardcore, and he realizes his story is going nowhere, and punches out before the crash.
• Ant says he hated “Easy Rider”, which was a biker magazine that had naked chicks in it. Op says that you always started with National Geographic before realizing that the women in it are awful. They talk about how you would even look through medical books, because you wanted to use anything you could to jack it to. Ant says that kids that have the internet today are so lucky. Jimmy says he has an Indian neighbor, and he had a porno called the “Furtrap” which was the first one that he saw. Ant tells a story of watching a porno on 8mm.
• Stephen Lynch song into break – “Go down to the old pub instead”
Break
• Caller – “Joe” calls in with a funny little story, which of course leads everyone to strap in. Then he tells the story, which involves him going to the wrong stress factory, but is long and rambling - *crash*, *crash*, *crash*. Jimmy says the same guy came up to him and told him this story at the show, so he knew it was going to be a crash.
• Switch to talking about the Grammy Awards. Ant says he is tired of Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles.
• Ant brings up the Oscars and people at the academy being concerned about Chris Rock hosting because he made comments about only gays watching the Oscars.
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/5614/chrisrockhost5qp.jpg
In the middle of it Noah the intern comes into the studio, and they comments on his gay looking outfit. Back to the Oscars, Jimmy says that is what annoys him about the Oscars; that they want to get rid of Chris Rock who is actually interesting. Ant says they could get Billy Crystal, and he says he hates when Billy Crystal does the opening song with all the nominated movies. He says he would prefer Jack Palance and he is dead.
• Back to the Grammy’s, audio of Jamie Foxx and Alicia Keys at Grammys singing. They comment on how awful Alicia Keys’ body looks. Ant says he now realizes he was wrong, because Jack Palance is alive.
• They play audio of the Tsunami tribute song from the Grammys, into break.
Break
• Back from break, Ant is angry because his computer is messing up. He says he complained about it when they were in DC, and still nothing has been fixed.
• Caller – Trish the Trucker, who sounds pretty hot. She tells them about her first porn experience.
• Caller – says his first porno experience was fat porn he got from his brother, and his dad gave him a playboy. Op says that the guy has ruined the topic for the day
• Ant goes off on an instant feedback giving him advice about what to do on his computer. He says the guy is a dickbag for giving him rookie computer user instructions.
• Ant brings up a story about a woman attempting to steal a pregnant woman’s fetus. They also talk about another story of a woman saying that she saw a baby thrown out a window, but it was actually her baby.
• Joe, the crash caller from before calls back to tell them that he performs minor surgery on himself e.g. removing his moles, by using a scalpel and regular needle and thread. He offers to come in studio, with a girl with DD breasts, so that he can show them what he does. Martini Steve comes in (and is cut off by his theme music), to say that he is not the first guy that has offered to come in and do that. He says that the legal department at XM has said that that cannot happen.
• Steve talks about this video that he was showing them before the show of a guy that base jumped off a dam and hit his head on the rocks. They play audio from the video, of the guy after his head hit. They play the audio of the reporter that fell while stomping grapes for comparison of the two. They also play fart sounds behind the song, which leads into playing “somebody farted”, audio of Jimmy farting when they were in DC mixed with the music from “Let’s get retarded”. Then on a caller’s suggestion, they play audio of Dr. Smith with the sounds of the guy.
• Op notices that there is audio on the same CD that Steve gave him, of an old woman talking about being *****. They decide to just play it. Jimmy sees a picture of her and says she looks awful.
• Stephen Lynch son “Big Fat Friend” into break.
Break
• Old friend of the show, Chuck Farnham calls in. He retells his story of the woman he was with that loved having her boobs punched.
• Ant is having more problems with his computer, trying to see a supposed porn video of Allison Flanagan (from American Pie). He hits the computer in frustration. He says they really need to fix it.
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/9582/techsupport0lt.jpg
• Caller – says he should switch browsers, Ant says he has no problem with Internet Explorer.
• Op talks about video on the “Today Show” of a couple getting married in a shark tank. They talk about how stupid these wacky weddings are.
• Audio of Green Day from the Grammys into break
Break
• They talk about a gift that was brought in for them by Stalker Patti, a box of strawberries covered in chocolate. They start eating some of them, and talk about how good they taste, and how big the strawberries are.
http://img205.exs.cx/img205/5594/strawberries0pc.jpg
• Ant reads a story about a rabbi, who is being ordered to cease doing “oral circumcision”, after three infants contracted herpes.
http://img231.exs.cx/img231/2391/circ0ox.jpg
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/2619/kingofchop7gk.gif
Jimmy says Catholic priests are kicking themselves for not thinking that up, and that the rabbi's mouth smells of baby powder and copper.
• Caller – says that the guy supposedly does it to grown men who want to convert, as well as babies.
• Caller – says his son supposedly had the same thing done.
• They switch to talking about Jose Canseco, with audio of him on 60 minutes, talking about injecting Mark McGwire with steroids. Ant tells a story of Jimmy in the bathroom on Friday, of how he was pissing on the floor between their two stalls. Back to the Canseco audio, Jimmy says he wonders if the home run records are tainted now and they talk about how great Babe Ruth is. Jimmy says Babe Ruth looked like Ben in 1999.
• Brother Joe’s “Dry Vagina” into break
Break
• Francine, the old intern from WNEW comes in studio to do the news. Op says he likes her t-shirt, and she explains that the t-shirt is a part of one of her comedy skits. She does the bit for them *crash*. She tries to explain it, and they tell her the joke makes no sense. During one of her stories she talks about the “Super Aids” virus, and mentions that Noah might be gay.
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/7617/superaids22mz.jpg
Noah comes in studio to argue that he is not gay, Francine says he is flaming, and belongs on Christopher Street which leads to –
• The Christopher Street Song
• Back to the show, Noah continues to say that he is not gay. Ant says he has the gay voice, and gay mannerisms. They ask him to price his outfit (which is almost $1000, and then Jimmy admits that he has the same pair of jeans that Noah has. Op throws one of the chocolate covered strawberries at Noah’s $500 shoes. They ask two guys outside the studio if they think that Noah is gay, they say yeah. Jimmy gets Noah as he leaves the studio.
• Back to the news, Francine continues with her audition. She mispronounces Ossie Davis’ name as “Aussie” Davis.
• Caller – DJNewStyle says that his friend emailed Noah, and got a response from him saying that he would take his friend to the village. Jimmy says that isn’t proof of anything because it may not have been Noah in the first place. Noah comes back in studio, and they ask him to retell the story of the girl that he said he banged after meeting her one night, and he can’t remember any of it.
• Back to Francine, Op asks her how much more stupid news she has. She continues, and they comment on her reading skills. She mispronounces Jason Giambi’s name. Op says she has gotten dumber since they last saw her.
• New Frenchy, Henri calls in to rag on Francine. He says he will be on the show Thursday, to do the news. She explains that she talks funny because she has a retainer on. She does a last story about “Mega Phone Companies”, offering a phone for dogs.
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Let’s Get Retarded - Lady Di and Marion call in to wish them Happy Valentine’s Day. They get them to babble over each other at the same time. Jim asks Lady Di if she will throw chocolate hearts at the train tracks for Valentine’s Day.
• Henri calls back, and says that “Eternal Sleep is better than life with her”, which is why her ex jumped in front of a train. They ask Marion if she gave up the balloon knot to her husband over the weekend and Lady Di if she indulges in balloon knot sex. Then they make more fun of her with her husband before cutting them both off.
• WDIL. The last caller stumbles and tries to repeat his wdil but…
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage and cigarsandscotch