rocfastrini
02-16-2005, 02:01 PM
Show Open
• They play the three “people in agony” clips over the intro music
• They promo WOW, being that it’s Wednesday and all.
• They are distracted by video on the TV of a police car chase in LA, of two guys trying to out run the police, and one tries to jump out and hits his head on the highway.
• Ant talks about the chases on COPS.
• Op plays “Banana Phone” as they go to the phones…
• Op says they don’t want to bitch, but the phones are not working, Ant’s computer is still broken and Jimmy doesn’t have his desk yet. Op says they need to realize that their show is just not a priority for XM. Op says he remembers when Stern signed with Sirius; Elo said they had a year to make them bigger, and since then nothing. Op says they were supposed to have a huge national Ad campaign, and now they are just part of a 10 second promo.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/4201/bru8fd.jpg
• They take another call, and there is the same problem, the call sounds like its coming from outer space.
• Jimmy talks about listening to the Coolguy show in anticipation of the attack on him, but he didn’t do his show. Jimmy says he wanted to hate the music, but he loved the selection.
• Op talks about the Gates in Central Park, and the amount of tourists that are there now.
• Rich Vos calls in, and they ask him about the Chris Rock controversy with the Oscars. He answers, but you can’t hear any of it because of the phone problems.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5057/wheretosir8kr.jpg
• After taking another bad call, Op says he doesn’t feel like doing a radio show today because of the phones. Ben comes in to say that they are resetting the phone system, and that the reason that Vos called in to say that he is now engaged to Bonnie.
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7798/lordring0hd.jpg
• They take a break so that the phones can reset, and play audio of the Tsunami tribute song from the Grammys into break.
Break
• Back from break, they try the phones, and the calls still sound the same.
• They continue to take more warbled sounding phone calls.
• Finally, Op gives out Kevin Straley’s email address and encourages listeners to write him.
• Caller – calls in and does Mr. Roboto
• They play the actual Mr. Roboto song, as they once again try to work on the phones.
• Back, they try the phones again
• Caller – calls in to thank Jimmy for horrifying his wife with his act at Eatontown.
• Caller – says that a caller called in to the MLB Channel and did Jimmy’s gag.
• Op says that finally it seems like the phones are fixed, and Ant says that they shouldn’t touch the phone systems.
• Ant reads an email that one of the listeners sent in to Kevin Straley.
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Esohor/photoshop/g2.jpg
• Ben comes in to explain what the problem is with the phone, and apparently it had something to do with the Broadway guy doing a phone interview.
• Op talks about Super Aids now being found in California.
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/7617/superaids22mz.jpg
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/868/superman28io.jpg
He says that councilmen in NY are suggesting the mayor crack down on the crystal meth problem. Ant remembers doing meth in the 80’s, along with cocaine. He says he just quit cold turkey one day, after realizing it was leading nowhere. Ant also remembers a girl he was with back in those days, and using a homemade stun gun on her.
• Caller – takes almost 1 minute to realize that they have picked up his call. Then he tells them that they need to blame the Japanese for crystal meth, because the Japanese kamikaze pilots in WWII were using them.
• Caller – tries a gay joke *crash*
• Caller – a gay man that explains why crystal meth makes “man-ass” more appealing. They also ask him why gays choose a man ass over a woman’s snatch.
• Caller – explains that crystal meth prevents you from getting a rod, which is why the gays choose to take it in the ass.
• “Everyone has Aids” from Team America into break
Break
• Caller – talks about a DJ, “Russ Martin”, who was trashing O & A. Op explains that they guy was claiming that he was writing him trying to be buddy-buddy. The guy also tries to make a show suggestion *crash*.
• Vos calls back and they ask him about his engagement.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/3014/ringhuntvos4jl.jpg
He tells them how he went through with it. Bonnie comes on to tell her side of the story.
• Ant’s Marriage Advice/Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Back, Ant reads some of the IF about Vos wedding. He says he can’t even imagine getting married a second time, even though he is in a really good relationship. Op says he is thinking of marriage some day, because he wants kids. Ant says he think it won’t happen.
• Caller – tells about a gag at a wedding.
• They talk about how boring weddings are. Ant says he hates weddings. They switch to talking about bachelor parties, and Ant says the sexual ones are just creepy. He tells a story about a bachelor party where a stripper used a toy called the “Anal Destroyer”.
• Caller – a wedding DJ has a story about a wedding at which the groom’s great aunt died. Ant tries to cue Ambulance sounds, but hits the wrong sounds.
• Caller – calls in with a plug for Jimmy disguised as a wedding death story.
• Caller – tells a story about a fight at a wedding.
• Caller – talks about a bridesmaid having a seizure at a wedding
• Caller – has a wedding story *crash*
• Stephen Lynch song “Grandfather Die” into break
Break
• Comedian Keith Robinson comes in studio. Op says all the Tough Crowd alumni are coming on their show since Tough crowd has been cancelled. Ant talks about watching Colin Quinn on celebrity poker last night. They talk about being in California, broadcasting live while Ant plays in the World Poker Tour.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/1593/anthonysgimmick6qy.jpg
• They talk about Vos’s engagement.
• Op brings up a story about Jay Mohr, who was offered $25,000 by a grandmother to shut up, after bragging he was well endowed. Jimmy says that Florentine would talk about how big Keith’s mule was. Keith tells a story about being accused of **** of a woman that told him “to put it in halfway, and don’t pump”. He tells another story of a woman he slept with who accused him of ****. He also talks about being pulled over by cops, and how all white guys always have PBA cards – which prompts everyone in studio to pull out theirs. Keith then tells a story of wrestling with a cop after being pulled over, and being pepper sprayed.
Break
• They talk about Keith’s Ipod, and Op says the white kids are now being robbed of their Ipods by the “homeboys”.
• Bernie Goetz calls in. They ask him about his run for mayor – Jimmy gets him with the friend gag. Ant sends Jimmy into a giggling fit with a line about Darryl Caby. Op asks him what he thinks about the gates in the park. Bernie also talks about his vegetarian beliefs. Then they switch to asking him about his squirrels. He tells them that the squirrel licks honey off its fingers.
http://img207.exs.cx/img207/1648/bernie54bq.jpg
Op asks about the size of squirrel junk.
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/4861/rocky1cj.gif
• They take questions from callers.
• As he signs off, op plays the gun effects, and Bernie says he shoots faster than that.
Break
• They can’t believe how quick the commercial break was. Op says they really need longer breaks.
• Op asks Keith about the Gates at Central Park. Op reads some of the letters to the editor in the newspapers about the gates. They also point out pictures in the NY Daily News that show Tony Danza falling while rollerblading under the gates.
Click Here (http://vice86.com/danzafall.jpg)
• They play audio from “The Daily Show” talking about the gates
• Op reads a story about the brother of OJ Simpson, an airport shuttle bus driver that got into an accident and killed a passenger.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6776/robinson9sb.jpg
• This segues into the Kid Chris OJ prank calls.
http://img207.exs.cx/img207/5373/mtvjuiced0so.jpg
• Op brings up the story of a painting of dogs playing poker that sold for $600,000.
• They talk about the Michael Jackson story, about him being hospitalized with flu like symptoms. They also talk about his trial, and the list of celebrities he has as witnesses. Caller says that Jacko has been moved to the same floor as the pediatric ward. Keith says he thinks this is the thing to resurrect his career, because he will be better after jail.
http://img189.exs.cx/img189/8808/jacksonsnewcd8ws.jpg
• Keith gives the end of his wrestling with the cop story earlier, about shitting on himself after a cop kicked him in the stomach.
• They talk about Mark McGwire, who is pictured with his wife in the NY papers. Jimmy says they should show the women that comedians are with, which leads to Ant talking about the kind of women that are comedy groupies.
• Dru Boogie “Virus” mix into break
Break
• Back from break, a rambling caller calls in. They can’t make sense of it, so they punch out.
• Caller – asks about the 55 gallon drum challenge. They remember how the contest was, and Op says that you can hear all the old bits at OA Virus (http://www.oavirus.com)
• Keith Robinson says he wonders what happens to the bum players that try steroids.
• Clips from Jose Canseco’s interview with Kevin Kennedy on the Baseball channel. They pretend to ask him the questions while they play the prerecorded answers into…
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage, Razor Roman and cigarsandscotch.
Thanks to vice 86 for the link to the Danza story :clap:
• They play the three “people in agony” clips over the intro music
• They promo WOW, being that it’s Wednesday and all.
• They are distracted by video on the TV of a police car chase in LA, of two guys trying to out run the police, and one tries to jump out and hits his head on the highway.
• Ant talks about the chases on COPS.
• Op plays “Banana Phone” as they go to the phones…
• Op says they don’t want to bitch, but the phones are not working, Ant’s computer is still broken and Jimmy doesn’t have his desk yet. Op says they need to realize that their show is just not a priority for XM. Op says he remembers when Stern signed with Sirius; Elo said they had a year to make them bigger, and since then nothing. Op says they were supposed to have a huge national Ad campaign, and now they are just part of a 10 second promo.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/4201/bru8fd.jpg
• They take another call, and there is the same problem, the call sounds like its coming from outer space.
• Jimmy talks about listening to the Coolguy show in anticipation of the attack on him, but he didn’t do his show. Jimmy says he wanted to hate the music, but he loved the selection.
• Op talks about the Gates in Central Park, and the amount of tourists that are there now.
• Rich Vos calls in, and they ask him about the Chris Rock controversy with the Oscars. He answers, but you can’t hear any of it because of the phone problems.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5057/wheretosir8kr.jpg
• After taking another bad call, Op says he doesn’t feel like doing a radio show today because of the phones. Ben comes in to say that they are resetting the phone system, and that the reason that Vos called in to say that he is now engaged to Bonnie.
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7798/lordring0hd.jpg
• They take a break so that the phones can reset, and play audio of the Tsunami tribute song from the Grammys into break.
Break
• Back from break, they try the phones, and the calls still sound the same.
• They continue to take more warbled sounding phone calls.
• Finally, Op gives out Kevin Straley’s email address and encourages listeners to write him.
• Caller – calls in and does Mr. Roboto
• They play the actual Mr. Roboto song, as they once again try to work on the phones.
• Back, they try the phones again
• Caller – calls in to thank Jimmy for horrifying his wife with his act at Eatontown.
• Caller – says that a caller called in to the MLB Channel and did Jimmy’s gag.
• Op says that finally it seems like the phones are fixed, and Ant says that they shouldn’t touch the phone systems.
• Ant reads an email that one of the listeners sent in to Kevin Straley.
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Esohor/photoshop/g2.jpg
• Ben comes in to explain what the problem is with the phone, and apparently it had something to do with the Broadway guy doing a phone interview.
• Op talks about Super Aids now being found in California.
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/7617/superaids22mz.jpg
http://img225.exs.cx/img225/868/superman28io.jpg
He says that councilmen in NY are suggesting the mayor crack down on the crystal meth problem. Ant remembers doing meth in the 80’s, along with cocaine. He says he just quit cold turkey one day, after realizing it was leading nowhere. Ant also remembers a girl he was with back in those days, and using a homemade stun gun on her.
• Caller – takes almost 1 minute to realize that they have picked up his call. Then he tells them that they need to blame the Japanese for crystal meth, because the Japanese kamikaze pilots in WWII were using them.
• Caller – tries a gay joke *crash*
• Caller – a gay man that explains why crystal meth makes “man-ass” more appealing. They also ask him why gays choose a man ass over a woman’s snatch.
• Caller – explains that crystal meth prevents you from getting a rod, which is why the gays choose to take it in the ass.
• “Everyone has Aids” from Team America into break
Break
• Caller – talks about a DJ, “Russ Martin”, who was trashing O & A. Op explains that they guy was claiming that he was writing him trying to be buddy-buddy. The guy also tries to make a show suggestion *crash*.
• Vos calls back and they ask him about his engagement.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/3014/ringhuntvos4jl.jpg
He tells them how he went through with it. Bonnie comes on to tell her side of the story.
• Ant’s Marriage Advice/Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Back, Ant reads some of the IF about Vos wedding. He says he can’t even imagine getting married a second time, even though he is in a really good relationship. Op says he is thinking of marriage some day, because he wants kids. Ant says he think it won’t happen.
• Caller – tells about a gag at a wedding.
• They talk about how boring weddings are. Ant says he hates weddings. They switch to talking about bachelor parties, and Ant says the sexual ones are just creepy. He tells a story about a bachelor party where a stripper used a toy called the “Anal Destroyer”.
• Caller – a wedding DJ has a story about a wedding at which the groom’s great aunt died. Ant tries to cue Ambulance sounds, but hits the wrong sounds.
• Caller – calls in with a plug for Jimmy disguised as a wedding death story.
• Caller – tells a story about a fight at a wedding.
• Caller – talks about a bridesmaid having a seizure at a wedding
• Caller – has a wedding story *crash*
• Stephen Lynch song “Grandfather Die” into break
Break
• Comedian Keith Robinson comes in studio. Op says all the Tough Crowd alumni are coming on their show since Tough crowd has been cancelled. Ant talks about watching Colin Quinn on celebrity poker last night. They talk about being in California, broadcasting live while Ant plays in the World Poker Tour.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/1593/anthonysgimmick6qy.jpg
• They talk about Vos’s engagement.
• Op brings up a story about Jay Mohr, who was offered $25,000 by a grandmother to shut up, after bragging he was well endowed. Jimmy says that Florentine would talk about how big Keith’s mule was. Keith tells a story about being accused of **** of a woman that told him “to put it in halfway, and don’t pump”. He tells another story of a woman he slept with who accused him of ****. He also talks about being pulled over by cops, and how all white guys always have PBA cards – which prompts everyone in studio to pull out theirs. Keith then tells a story of wrestling with a cop after being pulled over, and being pepper sprayed.
Break
• They talk about Keith’s Ipod, and Op says the white kids are now being robbed of their Ipods by the “homeboys”.
• Bernie Goetz calls in. They ask him about his run for mayor – Jimmy gets him with the friend gag. Ant sends Jimmy into a giggling fit with a line about Darryl Caby. Op asks him what he thinks about the gates in the park. Bernie also talks about his vegetarian beliefs. Then they switch to asking him about his squirrels. He tells them that the squirrel licks honey off its fingers.
http://img207.exs.cx/img207/1648/bernie54bq.jpg
Op asks about the size of squirrel junk.
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/4861/rocky1cj.gif
• They take questions from callers.
• As he signs off, op plays the gun effects, and Bernie says he shoots faster than that.
Break
• They can’t believe how quick the commercial break was. Op says they really need longer breaks.
• Op asks Keith about the Gates at Central Park. Op reads some of the letters to the editor in the newspapers about the gates. They also point out pictures in the NY Daily News that show Tony Danza falling while rollerblading under the gates.
Click Here (http://vice86.com/danzafall.jpg)
• They play audio from “The Daily Show” talking about the gates
• Op reads a story about the brother of OJ Simpson, an airport shuttle bus driver that got into an accident and killed a passenger.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6776/robinson9sb.jpg
• This segues into the Kid Chris OJ prank calls.
http://img207.exs.cx/img207/5373/mtvjuiced0so.jpg
• Op brings up the story of a painting of dogs playing poker that sold for $600,000.
• They talk about the Michael Jackson story, about him being hospitalized with flu like symptoms. They also talk about his trial, and the list of celebrities he has as witnesses. Caller says that Jacko has been moved to the same floor as the pediatric ward. Keith says he thinks this is the thing to resurrect his career, because he will be better after jail.
http://img189.exs.cx/img189/8808/jacksonsnewcd8ws.jpg
• Keith gives the end of his wrestling with the cop story earlier, about shitting on himself after a cop kicked him in the stomach.
• They talk about Mark McGwire, who is pictured with his wife in the NY papers. Jimmy says they should show the women that comedians are with, which leads to Ant talking about the kind of women that are comedy groupies.
• Dru Boogie “Virus” mix into break
Break
• Back from break, a rambling caller calls in. They can’t make sense of it, so they punch out.
• Caller – asks about the 55 gallon drum challenge. They remember how the contest was, and Op says that you can hear all the old bits at OA Virus (http://www.oavirus.com)
• Keith Robinson says he wonders what happens to the bum players that try steroids.
• Clips from Jose Canseco’s interview with Kevin Kennedy on the Baseball channel. They pretend to ask him the questions while they play the prerecorded answers into…
Program Complete
Photoshops by Cage, Razor Roman and cigarsandscotch.
Thanks to vice 86 for the link to the Danza story :clap: