rocfastrini
02-17-2005, 05:35 PM
Show Open
• Op says he loves the people in pain clips that they have now. They play audio from a clip of a man using a taser on himself (video is up on Foundry).
• Op says he got an email from one legged Eddie (who was the first “Big Brother” reality show winner and an old friend of the show), telling him that he is in the new Fozzy video.
• They play the Fozzy song.
• Op says that Steve C. is a sick f, because he sent him a link about Tom Sizemore getting caught using a fake penis to pass his urine test, called the “Whizzinator”.
http://img218.exs.cx/img218/6550/wizzzzzz3vn.jpg
He says that Steve found the site for the device, and got pictures of it to show them.
• Caller – calls in to explain how the Whizzinator works, because he has used it before.
• Caller – a cop, who talks about another method of strapping a bag of urine to your leg.
• Ant says if you get to the point where you need to use devices like that, maybe you should consider getting off the drugs.
• Caller – calls in to say that the people that were saying before that the probation officers can’t watch you piss with the urine test are full of garbage. They talk about how everyone has misconceptions about what the law actually is when it comes to different things, such as getting pulled over etc. Op says he realizes that a lot of drug addicts listen to the show.
Break
• Ant reads Instant Feedback from listeners quoting some of the misconceptions that people have about traffic laws.
• Op says the big news today is that the hockey season is cancelled, but nobody really cares. He says he is a season ticket holder for the Islanders, and still he doesn’t care. Jimmy says he is glad because he hates hockey. They talk about how expensive it is to go to sporting events now.
• Audio from WEEI, sports station in Boston, of Terry Francona getting interviewed and getting rear ended by another car mid interview.
• Caller – calls in with a disguised Jimmy plug.
• Caller – he says that the show reminds them of “Bubba the Love Sponge”.
• Op talks about hearing on the news about Al Qaida may be planning a new attack, yet when he checks the newspapers, the headline on the NY Post is about the hawks on Fifth Avenue, while the headline in the Daily News is about a black guy who won the lottery. Jimmy tries his opening line from an audition he has.
• Op reads the lottery story, and it turns out the guy was in $200,000 in debt.
• They turn to Jimmy, who came in upset this morning. He starts explaining what happened. Apparently he got invited by a friend to go to an event last night, but he decided not to because he didn’t think anyone would be there – even though he was told by his friend that Robert DeNiro would be there. However, Robert DeNiro actually showed up, along with other celebrities. Jimmy said he obsessed over that the whole night, and couldn’t sleep
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/3712/dinero2ih.jpg
• Black Earl calls in *crash*. They ask him about the Gates and about dinner with Op last night. He adds nothing, of course. Jimmy tries some of his lines of dialogue from the part that he is auditioning for. They say goodbye to Earl, thanking him for taking the funny away.
Break
• Op says he wants to thank everyone that sends stuff into the show and all the fan sites. He says the show will get big again one day, even without the help of Washington, who doesn’t consider them important. They talk about the production meeting they are having after the show for a 10 second spot on a TV commercial. Op also talks about how they need to be off of the premium channel. They are interrupted by Jimmy eating his banana. Op says he is fed up of how slow things seem when they try to get something done, and Ant says that is how it is with any corporation. Op says he is amazed how corporate radio has gotten. They talk about Kevin Straley, and that everyone can stop emailing him now because the point has been made. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address again.
• Switch to talking about a story about a dominatrix that is being sued in the newspapers. Turns out that Jimmy knows her. They talk about Jimmy’s fetishes and about fetishes in general.
http://img146.exs.cx/img146/894/fetish3rh.jpg
Jimmy tells a story of wearing panties once with a girl he used to date, but he says it was one time and generally he thinks that is disgusting. They play Silence of The Lambs clips as he tells the story.
• Caller – says he has an ass fetish.
• Caller – brings up that Op has a thing for pregnant women.
• Caller – makes appoint about sexuality and advanced societies, like Japan. Jimmy disagrees; he says it has to do with repression in the case of Japan.
• Caller - tries to call in with a Jimmy plug and Op cuts him off.
• Caller – says his fetish is black men with fat white women, and when there is a “cream pie scene” (when the guy comes inside). This leads to Op talking about how the hottest scene in movies for him is the scene in Traffic, where the daughter is getting banged by a drug dealer. Jimmy and Ant say they can’t understand that at all.
• Caller – says that the hottest scene was Halle Berry getting banged in Monster’s Ball. Jimmy talks about the hottest scene for him - the BJ scene in “Brown Bunny”, with Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. Ant brings up a movie called “Swimming Pool”, which has hot sex scenes in it. Jimmy brings up a disturbing **** scene in a movie called “Irreversible”.
• Caller – tries to talk about 8mm *crash*. Op says he hated 8mm, because Nicholas Cage was in it.
• “Put the fucking lotion in the basket” from the Silence of the Lambs Musical into break.
Break
• They talk about award shows. Op says that it seems like Ant knows a little too much about the Tony’s even though he says he has only seen five minutes of it.
• They switch to talking about George Michael, saying in the papers that he is saying goodbye to the pop world.
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/9897/anthonypop3ec.jpg
Ant says you have to be a part of something to say goodbye to it.
• Op starts talking about the Doors trying to go on even without Jim Morrison.
• Ant reads the story about George Michael, and him losing his Brazilian boyfriend to AIDS.
• Jimmy says that musicals turned into movies stink. Ant admits that he has seen a few musicals on Broadway. They ask Ant how many he has seen, because it seems like he has seen a lot. Sexbagel says that his dad actually produced “Jesus Christ Superstar”. They play a song from it.
http://img213.exs.cx/img213/9758/bway3my.jpg
• Caller – calls in to say that the audio they played was from a guy called “Murray Head”. He also says that Op should check out Moulin Rouge. Ant says he say it, because Big Kev said it was good. This segues into -
• Op reading letters from the papers about the Gates at Central Park.
• Back to Broadway, Op says they have a lot of Broadway fags listening because as soon as they brought it up a lot of callers are calling in.
• Caller – Pat from Moonachie *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash*(don’t forget he will be in for the news tomorrow!)
• Caller – Op say he is awful, and keeps calling back so he is going to give him a chance to see if he has anything. They play the silent game with him and cut him off.
• Audio - Murray Head – One night in Bangkok. (turn it offfffffff!)
• Audio of U2 at the Grammys into break.
Break
• Ant reads feedback from listeners who are unhappy with the U2 song before break. They talk about the music on the XM channels, and Op says that he hates the decades channels, and Jimmy and Ben says they love it.
• Caller – calls in to complain about ads for G. Gordon Liddy and Dr. Laura.
• Bob Kelly calls in. He talks about a video that he is doing for the troops, with comedians from the Cellar, and with Op and Ant in it. He wants them to reshoot what he taped of them, and Op says he will if he lets him kick his dog. Bob Kelly talks about Adrianna Rowatti at Trutone Production that says she will not produce the DVD because of the fact that she does not support the war and the troops.
• Audio of commentators talking about Colin Quinn on Celebrity Poker. They promo the broadcasts next week from LA, when Ant is playing in the World Poker Tour Invitational.
• Adam, from Maroon 5 calls in. They ask him about winning the Grammys. Jimmy gets him with the friend gag (3 times). They talk to him about banging chicks, and about his upcoming tour. They also ask him where they got the name of his band, but he says it’s a secret. Jimmy gets him as he hangs up.
• Maroon 5 song/Khemystri’s “Spread the Virus” into break
Break
• Ant reads instant feedback from listeners who hated the Maroon 5 song. Ant reads some of the other winners of the best new artist category at the Grammys.
• They play a song by Mark Cohen – one of the former new Artist winners at the Grammys.
• Op talks about a “liger”, a cross between a lion and a tiger. Ant says he saw a liger at a Renaissance fair.
• They bring in the cast from the Chappelle Show – Billy Burr, Donelle Rawlings and Charlie Murphy. They talk to Billy Burr about hanging with them backstage at the Metallica show and watching Jimmy take pictures. Charlie asks what they are doing for Black History month; Ant says he is just locking one lock on his door. Jimmy asks them about the Chappelle show, and when it is starting, and they say it’s starting in April. They switch to talking about the Hot 97 show, which Donelle was a part of and the controversy over the Tsunami song. They talk about Rick James and about Charlie’s stories with him that were on the Chappelle show. Billy talks about how Charlie intimidates people.
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/6514/rickjames1co.jpg
• Caller – wants to know how Snoop hooked up with Charlie for the “Murder was the Case” video.
• Caller – says he likes Charlie in the newest GTA game as “Jizzy B.”
• They explain the Callers gag of calling in and promoting Jimmy’s gigs.
• Caller – asks about the Real World skit.
• Op asks which skit was their favorite. Donelle says that the Wayne Brady skit is his favorite. Billy says people walk up to him and don’t realize that he is on the show. Jimmy talks about the racial draft skit, which was his favorite.
• Charlie and Donelle start ragging on each other.
http://img16.exs.cx/img16/3295/charliemurphy3vo.jpg
• They talk about the process of them coming in studio, and all the ID they had to give. Charlie rags on Billy for being a fake Boston Red Sox fan.
• Charlie brings up that Billy says that his parents had never heard of James Brown.
• Op says he doesn’t know if they accomplished anything on this awful show, and thanks them for coming in, and promo their shows at Carolines this weekend.
Program Complete.
• Op says he loves the people in pain clips that they have now. They play audio from a clip of a man using a taser on himself (video is up on Foundry).
• Op says he got an email from one legged Eddie (who was the first “Big Brother” reality show winner and an old friend of the show), telling him that he is in the new Fozzy video.
• They play the Fozzy song.
• Op says that Steve C. is a sick f, because he sent him a link about Tom Sizemore getting caught using a fake penis to pass his urine test, called the “Whizzinator”.
http://img218.exs.cx/img218/6550/wizzzzzz3vn.jpg
He says that Steve found the site for the device, and got pictures of it to show them.
• Caller – calls in to explain how the Whizzinator works, because he has used it before.
• Caller – a cop, who talks about another method of strapping a bag of urine to your leg.
• Ant says if you get to the point where you need to use devices like that, maybe you should consider getting off the drugs.
• Caller – calls in to say that the people that were saying before that the probation officers can’t watch you piss with the urine test are full of garbage. They talk about how everyone has misconceptions about what the law actually is when it comes to different things, such as getting pulled over etc. Op says he realizes that a lot of drug addicts listen to the show.
Break
• Ant reads Instant Feedback from listeners quoting some of the misconceptions that people have about traffic laws.
• Op says the big news today is that the hockey season is cancelled, but nobody really cares. He says he is a season ticket holder for the Islanders, and still he doesn’t care. Jimmy says he is glad because he hates hockey. They talk about how expensive it is to go to sporting events now.
• Audio from WEEI, sports station in Boston, of Terry Francona getting interviewed and getting rear ended by another car mid interview.
• Caller – calls in with a disguised Jimmy plug.
• Caller – he says that the show reminds them of “Bubba the Love Sponge”.
• Op talks about hearing on the news about Al Qaida may be planning a new attack, yet when he checks the newspapers, the headline on the NY Post is about the hawks on Fifth Avenue, while the headline in the Daily News is about a black guy who won the lottery. Jimmy tries his opening line from an audition he has.
• Op reads the lottery story, and it turns out the guy was in $200,000 in debt.
• They turn to Jimmy, who came in upset this morning. He starts explaining what happened. Apparently he got invited by a friend to go to an event last night, but he decided not to because he didn’t think anyone would be there – even though he was told by his friend that Robert DeNiro would be there. However, Robert DeNiro actually showed up, along with other celebrities. Jimmy said he obsessed over that the whole night, and couldn’t sleep
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/3712/dinero2ih.jpg
• Black Earl calls in *crash*. They ask him about the Gates and about dinner with Op last night. He adds nothing, of course. Jimmy tries some of his lines of dialogue from the part that he is auditioning for. They say goodbye to Earl, thanking him for taking the funny away.
Break
• Op says he wants to thank everyone that sends stuff into the show and all the fan sites. He says the show will get big again one day, even without the help of Washington, who doesn’t consider them important. They talk about the production meeting they are having after the show for a 10 second spot on a TV commercial. Op also talks about how they need to be off of the premium channel. They are interrupted by Jimmy eating his banana. Op says he is fed up of how slow things seem when they try to get something done, and Ant says that is how it is with any corporation. Op says he is amazed how corporate radio has gotten. They talk about Kevin Straley, and that everyone can stop emailing him now because the point has been made. Jimmy gives out Ben’s email address again.
• Switch to talking about a story about a dominatrix that is being sued in the newspapers. Turns out that Jimmy knows her. They talk about Jimmy’s fetishes and about fetishes in general.
http://img146.exs.cx/img146/894/fetish3rh.jpg
Jimmy tells a story of wearing panties once with a girl he used to date, but he says it was one time and generally he thinks that is disgusting. They play Silence of The Lambs clips as he tells the story.
• Caller – says he has an ass fetish.
• Caller – brings up that Op has a thing for pregnant women.
• Caller – makes appoint about sexuality and advanced societies, like Japan. Jimmy disagrees; he says it has to do with repression in the case of Japan.
• Caller - tries to call in with a Jimmy plug and Op cuts him off.
• Caller – says his fetish is black men with fat white women, and when there is a “cream pie scene” (when the guy comes inside). This leads to Op talking about how the hottest scene in movies for him is the scene in Traffic, where the daughter is getting banged by a drug dealer. Jimmy and Ant say they can’t understand that at all.
• Caller – says that the hottest scene was Halle Berry getting banged in Monster’s Ball. Jimmy talks about the hottest scene for him - the BJ scene in “Brown Bunny”, with Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. Ant brings up a movie called “Swimming Pool”, which has hot sex scenes in it. Jimmy brings up a disturbing **** scene in a movie called “Irreversible”.
• Caller – tries to talk about 8mm *crash*. Op says he hated 8mm, because Nicholas Cage was in it.
• “Put the fucking lotion in the basket” from the Silence of the Lambs Musical into break.
Break
• They talk about award shows. Op says that it seems like Ant knows a little too much about the Tony’s even though he says he has only seen five minutes of it.
• They switch to talking about George Michael, saying in the papers that he is saying goodbye to the pop world.
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/9897/anthonypop3ec.jpg
Ant says you have to be a part of something to say goodbye to it.
• Op starts talking about the Doors trying to go on even without Jim Morrison.
• Ant reads the story about George Michael, and him losing his Brazilian boyfriend to AIDS.
• Jimmy says that musicals turned into movies stink. Ant admits that he has seen a few musicals on Broadway. They ask Ant how many he has seen, because it seems like he has seen a lot. Sexbagel says that his dad actually produced “Jesus Christ Superstar”. They play a song from it.
http://img213.exs.cx/img213/9758/bway3my.jpg
• Caller – calls in to say that the audio they played was from a guy called “Murray Head”. He also says that Op should check out Moulin Rouge. Ant says he say it, because Big Kev said it was good. This segues into -
• Op reading letters from the papers about the Gates at Central Park.
• Back to Broadway, Op says they have a lot of Broadway fags listening because as soon as they brought it up a lot of callers are calling in.
• Caller – Pat from Moonachie *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash*(don’t forget he will be in for the news tomorrow!)
• Caller – Op say he is awful, and keeps calling back so he is going to give him a chance to see if he has anything. They play the silent game with him and cut him off.
• Audio - Murray Head – One night in Bangkok. (turn it offfffffff!)
• Audio of U2 at the Grammys into break.
Break
• Ant reads feedback from listeners who are unhappy with the U2 song before break. They talk about the music on the XM channels, and Op says that he hates the decades channels, and Jimmy and Ben says they love it.
• Caller – calls in to complain about ads for G. Gordon Liddy and Dr. Laura.
• Bob Kelly calls in. He talks about a video that he is doing for the troops, with comedians from the Cellar, and with Op and Ant in it. He wants them to reshoot what he taped of them, and Op says he will if he lets him kick his dog. Bob Kelly talks about Adrianna Rowatti at Trutone Production that says she will not produce the DVD because of the fact that she does not support the war and the troops.
• Audio of commentators talking about Colin Quinn on Celebrity Poker. They promo the broadcasts next week from LA, when Ant is playing in the World Poker Tour Invitational.
• Adam, from Maroon 5 calls in. They ask him about winning the Grammys. Jimmy gets him with the friend gag (3 times). They talk to him about banging chicks, and about his upcoming tour. They also ask him where they got the name of his band, but he says it’s a secret. Jimmy gets him as he hangs up.
• Maroon 5 song/Khemystri’s “Spread the Virus” into break
Break
• Ant reads instant feedback from listeners who hated the Maroon 5 song. Ant reads some of the other winners of the best new artist category at the Grammys.
• They play a song by Mark Cohen – one of the former new Artist winners at the Grammys.
• Op talks about a “liger”, a cross between a lion and a tiger. Ant says he saw a liger at a Renaissance fair.
• They bring in the cast from the Chappelle Show – Billy Burr, Donelle Rawlings and Charlie Murphy. They talk to Billy Burr about hanging with them backstage at the Metallica show and watching Jimmy take pictures. Charlie asks what they are doing for Black History month; Ant says he is just locking one lock on his door. Jimmy asks them about the Chappelle show, and when it is starting, and they say it’s starting in April. They switch to talking about the Hot 97 show, which Donelle was a part of and the controversy over the Tsunami song. They talk about Rick James and about Charlie’s stories with him that were on the Chappelle show. Billy talks about how Charlie intimidates people.
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/6514/rickjames1co.jpg
• Caller – wants to know how Snoop hooked up with Charlie for the “Murder was the Case” video.
• Caller – says he likes Charlie in the newest GTA game as “Jizzy B.”
• They explain the Callers gag of calling in and promoting Jimmy’s gigs.
• Caller – asks about the Real World skit.
• Op asks which skit was their favorite. Donelle says that the Wayne Brady skit is his favorite. Billy says people walk up to him and don’t realize that he is on the show. Jimmy talks about the racial draft skit, which was his favorite.
• Charlie and Donelle start ragging on each other.
http://img16.exs.cx/img16/3295/charliemurphy3vo.jpg
• They talk about the process of them coming in studio, and all the ID they had to give. Charlie rags on Billy for being a fake Boston Red Sox fan.
• Charlie brings up that Billy says that his parents had never heard of James Brown.
• Op says he doesn’t know if they accomplished anything on this awful show, and thanks them for coming in, and promo their shows at Carolines this weekend.
Program Complete.