rocfastrini
02-21-2005, 02:05 PM
Show Open
• They start off with an email they all received, from a bisexual 40 year old swinger female that is interested in coming on the show. Jimmy says that at first he didn’t believe it, so he spoke to the girl via email and phone. Eventually he ended up meeting and banging the chick. Jimmy talks about the girl and that her husband got her four black guys to bang her for her birthday. He describes how the banging went down, and that her husband called her while she was with him. Ant wonders what has to be wrong with a man that would let his wife bang other women. Jimmy continues to describe the experience with the woman, and how good the sex was.
• Jimmy starts telling a story about him and Jim Florentine, banging chicks in the same room. Back to the woman, Jimmy says she has banged about 50 guys, and that she would definitely want to come on the show. Op says they will have pictures of the woman up on foundrymusic.com later today.
• Op says he had a cute story to start the show with but Jimmy’s story definitely trumped his. He goes on to tell his story, about his trip to the doctor on Friday after the show. He says the doctor said that he was definitely constipated, and that he needs to take “softeners” and Metamucil to help with it. He says he was all ready to go, when the doctor stopped him because he needed to “make sure” – which involved him doing a rectal exam. They start playing the Pulp Fiction music. Op says as soon as he left the doctor’s office he called Ant to tell him.
• Caller – calls in with a comment, but the phones are messed up again like they were last week. Op calls the tech guy, Mars in to check to see what the problem is.
• Caller – says every time Op talks about his dumps, he needs to go.
• Op says that the dumping problem may be over now, because on Saturday he took 6 “Massive” dumps.
• Ramon promo into break
Break
• Back from break, Op notes that it is snowing in New York, but the roads are empty because today is President’s Day.
• They switch to talking about Steve C’s Ramon promos, and that the listeners are now making Ramon promos. They play one of them, from cigarsandscotch here on Wackbag. Op says he hopes that the listeners keep sending in their own Ramon promos.
• They switch to talking about the stars that had their sidekicks (a mobile communication device) hacked, and the pictures from the sidekicks were posted on the internet. There are pictures that came from Paris Hilton’s sidekick that show her naked kissing girls. Op says they will definitely post them on foundry music.
• They start talking about Chaunce Hayden, who is being subpoenaed by the SEC, for claims of insider trading. They talk about how Chaunce is a liar, and that when he interviewed them, he changed the questions around. Ant says he is just a douchebag.
• Switch to talking about tapes of George Bush that were recorded by a friend of him. They play audio of the recordings.
• Smoking Pot song into break
Break
• Back from break, they talk about the ex-Presidents, Clinton and Bush Sr. doing a tour together as part of the Tsunami Relief effort. Op says they were watching that before and Op and Ben were annoying Jimmy because they have pictures with Clinton. Op starts talking about Ben’s picture with Clinton, and how blurry it is. Ant says that Ben’s picture has to be the better one because he got it while he was still president. Ant says he had a signed card from Nixon as a kid, but he threw it out.
• Audio – “Banana Phone!”
• This leads to Op playing a new version, which is an acoustic Indian version. Before he plays it, they are distracted by people on the news showing the gates because of the snow. Then he plays it, and it is awful.
• Op smells a fart, and asks Eric if he did it. Eric says no, and Op says he is lying because of his reaction.
• Steve C. comes in studio, and they talk about his flame winter cap, and about his birthday coming up tomorrow. He says that Eric put together a birthday list for Steve on Amazon, and they pull it up to read some of the stuff that’s on it.Steve’s Wish List (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/102-6009653-7882528?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=17GV1E1WXF4SS) As they discuss the list, Jimmy lets fart rip, which derails the whole conversation. Jimmy also admits that the fart they blamed Eric for earlier was his.
• Caller – calls in with a story about crapping himself, when he thought he farted.
• Op tells a story of cutting a fart, and having a piece of log drop out.
http://members.aol.com/j9bootsie/opshit.gif
• Caller – wants to know which of the three sex pills out there is best, because his wife wants to improve their sex life. Jimmy says that Cialis is the best, but all three are good.
• Steve C. talks about Jimmy cutting a fart in his face when he was recording promos with him on Friday. They play audio from the recording session.
• They start talking about hot movie scenes, and audio they have of a movie called “Storytelling”, and a sex scene between a white woman and a black man. Eric says that if you rent the movie from Blockbuster that you can’t see the scene because they censor it. They start talking about how Blockbuster is going to be a dinosaur, because of companies like Netflix, which allow people to rent movies via regular mail. Steve C. says the rumor is that blockbuster is considering allowing people to rent adult movies.
• They play the audio from the movie into break
Break
• Caller – says that he has seen the unrated version of that movie, and that the sex scenes are not really that hot. He also tries to promo an adult DVD rental site *crash*
• Caller – says that Blockbuster doesn’t carry the Chappelle Show DVDs.
• Caller – wants to know if Ant is using his own money in the poker tournament. Ant says no, the celebrities don’t have to pay to be part of it, because it’s any invitational. Ant start explaining how the really good poker players can figure out your cards just based on how you are betting, and your pattern of playing cards. Ant says that he expects to be blown out just after the first day.
• Caller – he says he signed on to Party Poker at 5 am and there were 70000 people online. Ant says he is amazed at how poker has taken off. Ant says he has a laptop right next to his bed to play poker, and this segues into him talking about wireless internet networks, and that a lot of people in the city have unsecured wireless networks.
• Caller – he says that they should go to the Hackers Convention.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hackers.bmp
Break
• Caller – talks about the Hacker Convention
• They talk about cruises that feature old bands like REO Speedwagon and Styx. Ant says that he will be going on a cruise in March with the family. Op says he can’t get into the cruise thing.
http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/OAphotoshop/BuffaloPaul/OnACruise.jpg
• They play a song that reminds Jimmy of his high school sweetheart. Jimmy tells the story of how he tried to kiss her, and that his dad told him to ask her to smell her breath and then kiss her when she opened her mouth
• Caller – tries a really bad hidden Jimmy plug.
• They play another song that Jimmy says he liked – “Lonesome Loser” by the Little River Band
• They also play REO Speedwagon’s song – “Keep on loving you”.
• Cartman singing “Sail Away” into break.
Break
• They talk about “Swimming with Sharks”. This segues into them talking about Bernie Goetz doing movie reviews on WABC. Ant says that is definitely a “hoo-hoo”, because Bernie hadn’t been heard from until he was on their show.
• Caller – talks about the snow coverage on the news. Op says he thought they weren’t going to do a show today because of the snow, but Ant stayed in the city last night.
• Ant brings up that people are complaining about the comedy bits during breaks. Op says he gave up on that a long time ago, and Ben says they will have it taken care of soon
• Clips from Katie Couric’s NBC special on Teen Sex, with teens talking about oral sex. They start talk about growing up, and how it was hard to get oral sex then. Jimmy tells a story of a girl going down on him, and choking on the talcum powder he put down there.
• Caller – talks about a girl giving him a blowjob and crying in the middle of it.
• Caller – calls in to say he was his girlfriend’s first after she got *****
• Technical Virgin spot into break
Break
• Ant brings up a story about a woman in Alaska that cut off her man’s junk and flushed it down the toilet.
• Op starts talking about Friday’s show with Stalker Patti. Op says that they should have made Patti give Jimmy a lap dance, and that maybe that’s what they should do the next time if she needs money. Op says he has also been thinking of bringing back the “Money Snatch” game, from the WNEW days. They look at pictures of it on foundrymusic.com.
• New Khemystri production – he mixed Stalker Patti’s audio with sounds from a porno.
• Jimmy says he wants to know where the porn audio is coming from, because of the wet slurpy head songs. They start doing WDIL, and then Ant goes off on Fast Freddy because of one of the IF he sent in.
Photoshops by Buffalo Paul, pointblankJ9 and Canuck Girl
P.S. Congratulations to Photoshop guru CAGE on getting hired to a new job. Good luck !
• They start off with an email they all received, from a bisexual 40 year old swinger female that is interested in coming on the show. Jimmy says that at first he didn’t believe it, so he spoke to the girl via email and phone. Eventually he ended up meeting and banging the chick. Jimmy talks about the girl and that her husband got her four black guys to bang her for her birthday. He describes how the banging went down, and that her husband called her while she was with him. Ant wonders what has to be wrong with a man that would let his wife bang other women. Jimmy continues to describe the experience with the woman, and how good the sex was.
• Jimmy starts telling a story about him and Jim Florentine, banging chicks in the same room. Back to the woman, Jimmy says she has banged about 50 guys, and that she would definitely want to come on the show. Op says they will have pictures of the woman up on foundrymusic.com later today.
• Op says he had a cute story to start the show with but Jimmy’s story definitely trumped his. He goes on to tell his story, about his trip to the doctor on Friday after the show. He says the doctor said that he was definitely constipated, and that he needs to take “softeners” and Metamucil to help with it. He says he was all ready to go, when the doctor stopped him because he needed to “make sure” – which involved him doing a rectal exam. They start playing the Pulp Fiction music. Op says as soon as he left the doctor’s office he called Ant to tell him.
• Caller – calls in with a comment, but the phones are messed up again like they were last week. Op calls the tech guy, Mars in to check to see what the problem is.
• Caller – says every time Op talks about his dumps, he needs to go.
• Op says that the dumping problem may be over now, because on Saturday he took 6 “Massive” dumps.
• Ramon promo into break
Break
• Back from break, Op notes that it is snowing in New York, but the roads are empty because today is President’s Day.
• They switch to talking about Steve C’s Ramon promos, and that the listeners are now making Ramon promos. They play one of them, from cigarsandscotch here on Wackbag. Op says he hopes that the listeners keep sending in their own Ramon promos.
• They switch to talking about the stars that had their sidekicks (a mobile communication device) hacked, and the pictures from the sidekicks were posted on the internet. There are pictures that came from Paris Hilton’s sidekick that show her naked kissing girls. Op says they will definitely post them on foundry music.
• They start talking about Chaunce Hayden, who is being subpoenaed by the SEC, for claims of insider trading. They talk about how Chaunce is a liar, and that when he interviewed them, he changed the questions around. Ant says he is just a douchebag.
• Switch to talking about tapes of George Bush that were recorded by a friend of him. They play audio of the recordings.
• Smoking Pot song into break
Break
• Back from break, they talk about the ex-Presidents, Clinton and Bush Sr. doing a tour together as part of the Tsunami Relief effort. Op says they were watching that before and Op and Ben were annoying Jimmy because they have pictures with Clinton. Op starts talking about Ben’s picture with Clinton, and how blurry it is. Ant says that Ben’s picture has to be the better one because he got it while he was still president. Ant says he had a signed card from Nixon as a kid, but he threw it out.
• Audio – “Banana Phone!”
• This leads to Op playing a new version, which is an acoustic Indian version. Before he plays it, they are distracted by people on the news showing the gates because of the snow. Then he plays it, and it is awful.
• Op smells a fart, and asks Eric if he did it. Eric says no, and Op says he is lying because of his reaction.
• Steve C. comes in studio, and they talk about his flame winter cap, and about his birthday coming up tomorrow. He says that Eric put together a birthday list for Steve on Amazon, and they pull it up to read some of the stuff that’s on it.Steve’s Wish List (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/102-6009653-7882528?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=17GV1E1WXF4SS) As they discuss the list, Jimmy lets fart rip, which derails the whole conversation. Jimmy also admits that the fart they blamed Eric for earlier was his.
• Caller – calls in with a story about crapping himself, when he thought he farted.
• Op tells a story of cutting a fart, and having a piece of log drop out.
http://members.aol.com/j9bootsie/opshit.gif
• Caller – wants to know which of the three sex pills out there is best, because his wife wants to improve their sex life. Jimmy says that Cialis is the best, but all three are good.
• Steve C. talks about Jimmy cutting a fart in his face when he was recording promos with him on Friday. They play audio from the recording session.
• They start talking about hot movie scenes, and audio they have of a movie called “Storytelling”, and a sex scene between a white woman and a black man. Eric says that if you rent the movie from Blockbuster that you can’t see the scene because they censor it. They start talking about how Blockbuster is going to be a dinosaur, because of companies like Netflix, which allow people to rent movies via regular mail. Steve C. says the rumor is that blockbuster is considering allowing people to rent adult movies.
• They play the audio from the movie into break
Break
• Caller – says that he has seen the unrated version of that movie, and that the sex scenes are not really that hot. He also tries to promo an adult DVD rental site *crash*
• Caller – says that Blockbuster doesn’t carry the Chappelle Show DVDs.
• Caller – wants to know if Ant is using his own money in the poker tournament. Ant says no, the celebrities don’t have to pay to be part of it, because it’s any invitational. Ant start explaining how the really good poker players can figure out your cards just based on how you are betting, and your pattern of playing cards. Ant says that he expects to be blown out just after the first day.
• Caller – he says he signed on to Party Poker at 5 am and there were 70000 people online. Ant says he is amazed at how poker has taken off. Ant says he has a laptop right next to his bed to play poker, and this segues into him talking about wireless internet networks, and that a lot of people in the city have unsecured wireless networks.
• Caller – he says that they should go to the Hackers Convention.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hackers.bmp
Break
• Caller – talks about the Hacker Convention
• They talk about cruises that feature old bands like REO Speedwagon and Styx. Ant says that he will be going on a cruise in March with the family. Op says he can’t get into the cruise thing.
http://www.buffnet.net/%7Epaulk/OAphotoshop/BuffaloPaul/OnACruise.jpg
• They play a song that reminds Jimmy of his high school sweetheart. Jimmy tells the story of how he tried to kiss her, and that his dad told him to ask her to smell her breath and then kiss her when she opened her mouth
• Caller – tries a really bad hidden Jimmy plug.
• They play another song that Jimmy says he liked – “Lonesome Loser” by the Little River Band
• They also play REO Speedwagon’s song – “Keep on loving you”.
• Cartman singing “Sail Away” into break.
Break
• They talk about “Swimming with Sharks”. This segues into them talking about Bernie Goetz doing movie reviews on WABC. Ant says that is definitely a “hoo-hoo”, because Bernie hadn’t been heard from until he was on their show.
• Caller – talks about the snow coverage on the news. Op says he thought they weren’t going to do a show today because of the snow, but Ant stayed in the city last night.
• Ant brings up that people are complaining about the comedy bits during breaks. Op says he gave up on that a long time ago, and Ben says they will have it taken care of soon
• Clips from Katie Couric’s NBC special on Teen Sex, with teens talking about oral sex. They start talk about growing up, and how it was hard to get oral sex then. Jimmy tells a story of a girl going down on him, and choking on the talcum powder he put down there.
• Caller – talks about a girl giving him a blowjob and crying in the middle of it.
• Caller – calls in to say he was his girlfriend’s first after she got *****
• Technical Virgin spot into break
Break
• Ant brings up a story about a woman in Alaska that cut off her man’s junk and flushed it down the toilet.
• Op starts talking about Friday’s show with Stalker Patti. Op says that they should have made Patti give Jimmy a lap dance, and that maybe that’s what they should do the next time if she needs money. Op says he has also been thinking of bringing back the “Money Snatch” game, from the WNEW days. They look at pictures of it on foundrymusic.com.
• New Khemystri production – he mixed Stalker Patti’s audio with sounds from a porno.
• Jimmy says he wants to know where the porn audio is coming from, because of the wet slurpy head songs. They start doing WDIL, and then Ant goes off on Fast Freddy because of one of the IF he sent in.
Photoshops by Buffalo Paul, pointblankJ9 and Canuck Girl
P.S. Congratulations to Photoshop guru CAGE on getting hired to a new job. Good luck !