rocfastrini
02-22-2005, 01:47 PM
Show Open
• Off the bat, Ant talks about the newest duck flu from China.
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/5553/duckflu9tu.jpg
• Op says he doesn’t understand why they are working today, because it is a travel day, for their trip to LA for Ant at the poker tournament. Ant says that he was practicing the night before, and he did pretty well. He says he hopes to at least outlast some of the other celebrities.
http://img235.exs.cx/img235/4511/anthonysdream8el.jpg
Op says the show will basically be him and Jimmy, and Ant will only be popping in a few minutes here and there. Op says that Ant should use the Krusty mask as his gimmick, and Ant says he hopes that XM doesn’t plan to make him wear an XM hat and t-shirt.
• This segues into them talking about celebrities busted playing illegal poker, including Macaulay Culkin and Hank Azaria.
• Back to their trip, they talk about the news saying there might be slight delays at the airports because of the snow yesterday in NY, and that Steve exaggerated it to say that there would be massive delays. Jim says Steve C is a fountain of well pronounced misinformation. Steve comes in to defend himself.
• Since Steve is in studio, they switch to talking about the user submitted Ramon promos.
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/5898/stevewars5cy.jpg
• Before they play the promos, a caller calls in to say that it is raining a lot in Cali.
• Caller – has 5,000 on Ant at the tournament
• They talk about first class versus coach on the plane.
• Caller – predicts that Jimmy will be receiving Yellow Discipline from a hooker. Jimmy says that he will be watching a golden shower being filmed, courtesy of a porn company out in LA.
• More callers call in with advice for Ant.
• Op says he has advice for Ant – and plays a Kenny Rogers song “The Gambler” into break
Break
• Jimmy says that he doesn’t like the fact that the gambler in Kenny Rogers’ song dies at the end, and gives bad advice through the song. They talk about all country songs ending badly, and Jimmy brings up “Coward of the County” (also by Kenny Rogers), which they play some of.
• Op asks Hawk what he will do while they are all in LA, and then they remember that today is Steve C’s birthday, and they bring him back in studio to tell him Happy Birthday.
http://img231.exs.cx/img231/7640/martinibirthdaysteve5ky.jpg
They ask him if he will celebrate by drinking on the plane, and he says no he will not be because drinking on the plane makes no sense. Ben says he is full of crap, because in the office he said he will be getting tanked. Op plays some birthday songs for Steve.
• They play some of the user Ramon Promos from:
- Dugout Doug
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon with a Java Log)
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon finishing off the voice guy)
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon fetching s stool softener)
• “Tubar” prank calls into break
Break
• Back, they talk about watching the amount of rainfall that is falling in California, and the “Ben like” mudslides that are happening because of the rain. Op says he will be checking out Venice Beach when they are not broadcasting. (Note: there is no live show on Friday).
• Op plays a “Lana Lovich” song, because Pat from Moonachie thought she was singing one of the Birthday songs earlier.
• Ant starts talking about the spray painters, sidewalks musicians, and artists.
• They talk about the newspaper stories, and that there really isn’t any news today. Ant starts explaining the Paris Hilton story from yesterday, which is the headline in the NY Post.
• Opie talks about the cabs that he and jimmy were in yesterday and the drivers were arguing with each other, because one cut the other off. Op says he understands how sometimes a cab will just run over a newsstand or something.
• Jimmy is upset, because he just read that Martin Scorsese has never won a Best Director Oscar. He says he hopes that Chris Rock just violates the Academy.
• Audio of Chris Rock on Jay Leno, explaining his quote about gays watching the academy awards.
• Jimmy says that’s why he likes the Tonight Show, because he is better to comedians than Letterman, and they are looser with restrictions on material.
• Caller – talks about a girl at a strip club calls “The Lodge”, that wants to squirt for lil’ Jimmy. Ant goes off on him because he keeps talking when Op tries to talk. Op talks about another strip club that advertises “Legs and Eggs”, and a story about a guy that gave a stripper strep throat on purpose. Jimmy talks about a masseuse in Dallas. Ant says he can’t mix food and strippers.
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/959/stripexpress2oo.jpg
• Caller – wants to know if Jimmy is going back to Iraq, and says he will gladly contribute to the money snatch game – which Op says they will def be trying to do.
• Ant points to an Instant Feedback that says that he will cover a beer if a stripper walks over to him, and Ant says he has done that too. Jimmy says he say stripper with a yeast infection when he was at a strip club in upstate NY.
• Caller – says they should do the money snatch game with a twist using quarters
• They start talking about the phone problems, because the callers can’t hear them on the phone lines.
• Caller – a girl who used to dance at a strip club, and she says she never used to drink from the glasses there. She also tells a story about her cousin showing up at the club when she was dancing.
• Audio of Jimmy’s Tonight Show appearance into break
Break
• They start talking about tattoos.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_tattoo.jpg
Ant says tattoos have a limited shelf life, and there is nothing worse than seeing a grandma with a “tit tattoo”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/tattoo_queens.jpg
• Caller – says a stripper dropped a log nugget in his friend’s drink. Ant says that can’t possible be true.
• Caller – says his grandma has a Harley Davidson tattoo because she hooked up with a biker
• Op turns to a story about kids using prepaid cards to buy porn, which is on the front page of the NY Daily News. Jimmy wants to know why they don’t put the news about the elections going well in Iraq in the papers. This segues into them talking about Europe. Back to the porn cards story. Op says that the Daily News set up the kids to buy the cards, and reads the story. They start talking about the local news investigators that do the “investigative reports”. Eric brings in a list of the stories that the local NY CBS news “Shame on You” report has done. Ant reads a story about a cameraman that was attacked, and shows them the video of it.
• Caller – brings up the “Eat at your own risk”, another segment that CBS NY does.
• They play audio of a story about New Jersey being the “ashtray of the northeast” because they still allow smoking.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/jersey.bmp
Ant says he now agrees with the smoking ban because he enjoys going to smoke free places
• Lady Di calls in. Op asks her about her job situation, and she says she is still looking. Ant says she is just a liar, and that she isn’t looking at all. Op asks her what is going on in the world, and she gives them two stories – man shot on the subway and mudslides. Op asks her to tell them more, and she has nothing. A caller suggests temp, she says she tried that and had no luck. Op asks her what is her purpose for living, and she says her son is – but she hasn’t seen her son since last week, and she only sees him once a week. They ask her why her son isn’t with her, and Ant says the reason is that she has no job. She talks about her therapy, and she says she hasn’t told them that she has a drinking problem. Jim says she can’t even be honest in therapy. Ant gets angry at Lady Di’s constant repeating of what they ask her. She reveals to them that her kid has been with her dad for almost a year. Marion calls in, to defend Di.
http://img214.exs.cx/img214/4794/drunkladydipicture3ei.jpg
Break
• They talk about the LA trip, and Op says Ant should go looking for “Dreamweaver”. Ant talks about San Capistrano, where he grew up and the “return of the swallows” festival. Ant says he wonders what they will be doing in LA. Jimmy talks about his porn shoot. Op says why does everything that Jimmy does revolve around sex, and he says that he wonder that, even while he is jacking off doing his taxes.
• Caller – says his ex-mother-in-law was decapitated in San Capistrano.
• Ant reads an instant feedback from a listener complaining about the sound of Opie trying to get the last of his yogurt with a spoon.
• They start doing the top ten myths of rock and roll.
• Op says he is panicking because he hasn’t packed for their trip to LA yet. He also says that he has to get his laundry. Jimmy tells them about the porn he was watching, and that he gets excited when he sees that the sites that he is a member of have uploaded new videos. He says one of his favorite sites is the one for Linda Might, who has the big clit that he likes. Op tries to figure out how he can go home pack and come back in time for the car to the airport. Ant sees a picture of Linda Might, and he says her clit looks awful.
• Ben comes in to say that there is one vehicle, and it’s a big van. He says that Op is just like him, they always pack at the last minute. They look at Jimmy’s bag which is huge, but he explains it is because he has to take his gig clothes with him for Houston.
• They go back to the Rock and Roll Myth list. Op plays some of the songs from the artists on the list, including a Robert Johnson song. Ant says he never gets Blues, and that it is overrated. Op continues to panic about packing.
• Op has to put on the on hold music while he gets another Robert Johnson song – which turns out to be “Banana Phone”.
• Back to the list again, and when they reach the number one they just rip the list up. Jimmy says the list just stinks. Op says he knows they are having a bad show when they start reading lists.
• They start doing the top 20 gadgets of all time list
• Op starts looking for a mashup so that he can leave to go pack.
• CSK calls in to tell them that Op’s detour will not delay them and they will be at Newark in time
Break
• Old segment to end the show, so that Op can go pack.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/missedflight.jpg
The segment is Jimmy ragging on Ben, about his gossiping and small cell phone.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Budyzir and CanuckGirl
• Off the bat, Ant talks about the newest duck flu from China.
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/5553/duckflu9tu.jpg
• Op says he doesn’t understand why they are working today, because it is a travel day, for their trip to LA for Ant at the poker tournament. Ant says that he was practicing the night before, and he did pretty well. He says he hopes to at least outlast some of the other celebrities.
http://img235.exs.cx/img235/4511/anthonysdream8el.jpg
Op says the show will basically be him and Jimmy, and Ant will only be popping in a few minutes here and there. Op says that Ant should use the Krusty mask as his gimmick, and Ant says he hopes that XM doesn’t plan to make him wear an XM hat and t-shirt.
• This segues into them talking about celebrities busted playing illegal poker, including Macaulay Culkin and Hank Azaria.
• Back to their trip, they talk about the news saying there might be slight delays at the airports because of the snow yesterday in NY, and that Steve exaggerated it to say that there would be massive delays. Jim says Steve C is a fountain of well pronounced misinformation. Steve comes in to defend himself.
• Since Steve is in studio, they switch to talking about the user submitted Ramon promos.
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/5898/stevewars5cy.jpg
• Before they play the promos, a caller calls in to say that it is raining a lot in Cali.
• Caller – has 5,000 on Ant at the tournament
• They talk about first class versus coach on the plane.
• Caller – predicts that Jimmy will be receiving Yellow Discipline from a hooker. Jimmy says that he will be watching a golden shower being filmed, courtesy of a porn company out in LA.
• More callers call in with advice for Ant.
• Op says he has advice for Ant – and plays a Kenny Rogers song “The Gambler” into break
Break
• Jimmy says that he doesn’t like the fact that the gambler in Kenny Rogers’ song dies at the end, and gives bad advice through the song. They talk about all country songs ending badly, and Jimmy brings up “Coward of the County” (also by Kenny Rogers), which they play some of.
• Op asks Hawk what he will do while they are all in LA, and then they remember that today is Steve C’s birthday, and they bring him back in studio to tell him Happy Birthday.
http://img231.exs.cx/img231/7640/martinibirthdaysteve5ky.jpg
They ask him if he will celebrate by drinking on the plane, and he says no he will not be because drinking on the plane makes no sense. Ben says he is full of crap, because in the office he said he will be getting tanked. Op plays some birthday songs for Steve.
• They play some of the user Ramon Promos from:
- Dugout Doug
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon with a Java Log)
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon finishing off the voice guy)
- Unnamed Listener (Ramon fetching s stool softener)
• “Tubar” prank calls into break
Break
• Back, they talk about watching the amount of rainfall that is falling in California, and the “Ben like” mudslides that are happening because of the rain. Op says he will be checking out Venice Beach when they are not broadcasting. (Note: there is no live show on Friday).
• Op plays a “Lana Lovich” song, because Pat from Moonachie thought she was singing one of the Birthday songs earlier.
• Ant starts talking about the spray painters, sidewalks musicians, and artists.
• They talk about the newspaper stories, and that there really isn’t any news today. Ant starts explaining the Paris Hilton story from yesterday, which is the headline in the NY Post.
• Opie talks about the cabs that he and jimmy were in yesterday and the drivers were arguing with each other, because one cut the other off. Op says he understands how sometimes a cab will just run over a newsstand or something.
• Jimmy is upset, because he just read that Martin Scorsese has never won a Best Director Oscar. He says he hopes that Chris Rock just violates the Academy.
• Audio of Chris Rock on Jay Leno, explaining his quote about gays watching the academy awards.
• Jimmy says that’s why he likes the Tonight Show, because he is better to comedians than Letterman, and they are looser with restrictions on material.
• Caller – talks about a girl at a strip club calls “The Lodge”, that wants to squirt for lil’ Jimmy. Ant goes off on him because he keeps talking when Op tries to talk. Op talks about another strip club that advertises “Legs and Eggs”, and a story about a guy that gave a stripper strep throat on purpose. Jimmy talks about a masseuse in Dallas. Ant says he can’t mix food and strippers.
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/959/stripexpress2oo.jpg
• Caller – wants to know if Jimmy is going back to Iraq, and says he will gladly contribute to the money snatch game – which Op says they will def be trying to do.
• Ant points to an Instant Feedback that says that he will cover a beer if a stripper walks over to him, and Ant says he has done that too. Jimmy says he say stripper with a yeast infection when he was at a strip club in upstate NY.
• Caller – says they should do the money snatch game with a twist using quarters
• They start talking about the phone problems, because the callers can’t hear them on the phone lines.
• Caller – a girl who used to dance at a strip club, and she says she never used to drink from the glasses there. She also tells a story about her cousin showing up at the club when she was dancing.
• Audio of Jimmy’s Tonight Show appearance into break
Break
• They start talking about tattoos.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_tattoo.jpg
Ant says tattoos have a limited shelf life, and there is nothing worse than seeing a grandma with a “tit tattoo”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/tattoo_queens.jpg
• Caller – says a stripper dropped a log nugget in his friend’s drink. Ant says that can’t possible be true.
• Caller – says his grandma has a Harley Davidson tattoo because she hooked up with a biker
• Op turns to a story about kids using prepaid cards to buy porn, which is on the front page of the NY Daily News. Jimmy wants to know why they don’t put the news about the elections going well in Iraq in the papers. This segues into them talking about Europe. Back to the porn cards story. Op says that the Daily News set up the kids to buy the cards, and reads the story. They start talking about the local news investigators that do the “investigative reports”. Eric brings in a list of the stories that the local NY CBS news “Shame on You” report has done. Ant reads a story about a cameraman that was attacked, and shows them the video of it.
• Caller – brings up the “Eat at your own risk”, another segment that CBS NY does.
• They play audio of a story about New Jersey being the “ashtray of the northeast” because they still allow smoking.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/jersey.bmp
Ant says he now agrees with the smoking ban because he enjoys going to smoke free places
• Lady Di calls in. Op asks her about her job situation, and she says she is still looking. Ant says she is just a liar, and that she isn’t looking at all. Op asks her what is going on in the world, and she gives them two stories – man shot on the subway and mudslides. Op asks her to tell them more, and she has nothing. A caller suggests temp, she says she tried that and had no luck. Op asks her what is her purpose for living, and she says her son is – but she hasn’t seen her son since last week, and she only sees him once a week. They ask her why her son isn’t with her, and Ant says the reason is that she has no job. She talks about her therapy, and she says she hasn’t told them that she has a drinking problem. Jim says she can’t even be honest in therapy. Ant gets angry at Lady Di’s constant repeating of what they ask her. She reveals to them that her kid has been with her dad for almost a year. Marion calls in, to defend Di.
http://img214.exs.cx/img214/4794/drunkladydipicture3ei.jpg
Break
• They talk about the LA trip, and Op says Ant should go looking for “Dreamweaver”. Ant talks about San Capistrano, where he grew up and the “return of the swallows” festival. Ant says he wonders what they will be doing in LA. Jimmy talks about his porn shoot. Op says why does everything that Jimmy does revolve around sex, and he says that he wonder that, even while he is jacking off doing his taxes.
• Caller – says his ex-mother-in-law was decapitated in San Capistrano.
• Ant reads an instant feedback from a listener complaining about the sound of Opie trying to get the last of his yogurt with a spoon.
• They start doing the top ten myths of rock and roll.
• Op says he is panicking because he hasn’t packed for their trip to LA yet. He also says that he has to get his laundry. Jimmy tells them about the porn he was watching, and that he gets excited when he sees that the sites that he is a member of have uploaded new videos. He says one of his favorite sites is the one for Linda Might, who has the big clit that he likes. Op tries to figure out how he can go home pack and come back in time for the car to the airport. Ant sees a picture of Linda Might, and he says her clit looks awful.
• Ben comes in to say that there is one vehicle, and it’s a big van. He says that Op is just like him, they always pack at the last minute. They look at Jimmy’s bag which is huge, but he explains it is because he has to take his gig clothes with him for Houston.
• They go back to the Rock and Roll Myth list. Op plays some of the songs from the artists on the list, including a Robert Johnson song. Ant says he never gets Blues, and that it is overrated. Op continues to panic about packing.
• Op has to put on the on hold music while he gets another Robert Johnson song – which turns out to be “Banana Phone”.
• Back to the list again, and when they reach the number one they just rip the list up. Jimmy says the list just stinks. Op says he knows they are having a bad show when they start reading lists.
• They start doing the top 20 gadgets of all time list
• Op starts looking for a mashup so that he can leave to go pack.
• CSK calls in to tell them that Op’s detour will not delay them and they will be at Newark in time
Break
• Old segment to end the show, so that Op can go pack.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/missedflight.jpg
The segment is Jimmy ragging on Ben, about his gossiping and small cell phone.
Program Complete
Photoshops by CAGE, Budyzir and CanuckGirl