CLub Soda Kenny appreciation thread...

[DefJef]

This dude is so fucking hilarious when they are out and about doing broadcasts. He's got a huge set of brass balls, and everything he says has me rolling and spitting coke onto my steering wheel.
Keep it up K! :clap:

[al885]

Yes, I Love CSK. this is the second appreciation thread i beleive. I still remember his pope joke, "my cock's this big nobody beleives me". loved that one

edit: look at my avatar to the left

[SaveToughCrowd]

Agreed. Kenny's wacky antics today had me laughing outloud and looking silly. Job well done, Kenny :clap:

[henryt1966]

I still remember his pope joke, "my cock's this big nobody beleives me". loved that one

yeah, that joke was great when dice did it about 10 fucking years ago...kenny is a hack in my opinion. he stinks, and i DO NOT like him

[Ballbuster1]

yeah, that joke was great when dice did it about 10 fucking years ago...kenny is a hack in my opinion. he stinks, and i DO NOT like himGotta disagree, CSK is funny as hell. I love his stuff.:clap:

[DefJef]

I love how uncomfortable he makes everyone. Btwn. that and Norton pretending he's Opie gay lover, trips with these guys must be a fucking riot

[DefJef]

Yes, I Love CSK. this is the second appreciation thread i beleive. I still remember his pope joke, "my cock's this big nobody beleives me". loved that one

edit: look at my avatar to the left


is that a pic of him (i don't know what he looks like)

[henryt1966]

Gotta disagree, CSK is funny as hell. I love his stuff.:clap:

fair enough fella...we agree to disagree..

[Ballbuster1]

fair enough fella...we agree to disagree..OK, I'll go with that.:action-sm

[Rob]

CSK rocks...

[JohnnyGriswold]

fair enough fella...we agree to disagree..

Man, you French sure do back down easy.

[henryt1966]

Man, you French sure do back down easy.


ok, let me accomodate you in that case..

hey ballbuster, you have a different opinion than i do? WHO THE FUCK ARE YA? the next time you try and decide to have another opinion than someone else, think twice mother fucker. you have absolutly no right to think different than i do! fuck off, you stink on ice..


better johnnygriswold you teabagged cock monkey?

[click]

I want to see a tape of CSK as the driver on these road trips. They always have a story. Steve, hook us up. :icon_mrgr

[robification]

BB... if you were in person, he'd rip the red and the blue off that flag

[JohnnyGriswold]

ok, let me accomodate you in that case..

hey ballbuster, you have a different opinion than i do? WHO THE FUCK ARE YA? the next time you try and decide to have another opinion than someone else, think twice mother fucker. you have absolutly no right to think different than i do! fuck off, you stink on ice..


better johnnygriswold you teabagged cock monkey?

There ya go, little fella.

[henryt1966]

BB... if you were in person, he'd rip the red and the blue off that flag

:clap:

[click]

I was talking to a friend about the old Frenchy, and he said, would you want be the new Frenchy? I was like, what?

[Ballbuster1]

Sorry you french fag, too busy to play this game.

[al885]

is that a pic of him (i don't know what he looks like)
yep, he's big and stupid.

[sickstringer]

I appreciate what he does for the show with all the services he provides but when it coomes to being funny he's probably my least favorite regular guest

[henryt1966]

Sorry you french fag, too busy to play this game.



i don't think you got it..but that's cool...

[stabmasterarson]

that guy's awesome....




"cows give milk and meat"

[MeatBreastZilch]

he's been hilarious these 2 days in LA, and he was great at the AVN too...CSK rules.

[WanderDukeCubs]

Kenny is one of those guys that, to me everything that spews out of his dumb mouth is funny. Even his stupidist jokes and comments are funny just because they are so dumb. I'd rather listen to Kenny talk about anything than listen to Rogan.

Just my big and stupid opinion.

[KneeKnee]

CSK is horrible. His jokes stink and he reminds me of a 5 year old telling jokes he read in the kid section of the Sunday comics.


That said, I think he plays his part well and I findmyself laughing at most of the things he says. Corny as hell, yes, but great for laughs.

[highfive]

CSK is hysterical. he killed me yesterday when he yelled out "hey four eyes".

"She knocked on my door and offered me super sex. So I chose soup."

[Lil conner]

after listening to club soda news yesterday i think he would be great at doing the week in review. his delivery is great. he could be the next k-dog, rather c-dog

[KIRK]

yeah that was funny how he just gave the headlines and no details about things what so ever

[CallmeQtie]

I love CSK! They should have him do the news more often!

[Lil conner]

you gotta respect that he is the best.

[Taso]

I loved the "your all a bunch of losers" line from yesterday. My brother is not really an OnA fan but hearing Kenny shoot that out had him listening to the show.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Clubby has brought being big and stupid to an art form. I didn't much like him at first either, but as I listen to the utter stupidity spewing from his huge, stupid head, I find myself seeing the appeal of his brand of "humor". CSK definitely rocks.

[digitalpez]

Man, you French sure do back down easy.

Easily one of the funniest quotes ever to grace the pages of Wackbag... I must commend you... :clap:

[AJellyDonut]

after listening to club soda news yesterday i think he would be great at doing the week in review. his delivery is great. he could be the next k-dog, rather c-dog

As long as they hire some dudes to mop up the sweat. :icon_lol:

[tool80]

id like to ask a Q about CSK without being flamed or called gullable (sp?)
anyways, when the boys were interviewing lemmy, and CSK said that he "didnt know who lemmy was.. he was in a coma for a few years" bla bla bla.. was that because hes big and stupid or is it true?

[Lil conner]

clubby is just big and stupid thats what makes him great

[Bob]

csk seems like a nice guy, and he is so not funny that its fuckin hilarious he shold be on more often. the whole interviewng people watchin the tvs was great. CSK you fuckin dousche bag

[khemystri]

Kenny...... Big, stupid,....... and so likeable....

[HockeyHelmet]

Kennys jokes just are not funny what so ever...him being so bad at comedy is what makes him so funny

[cup o jimmy]

OK first Stabmasterarson, that picture is HOT...
second, CSK is awful, why dot you get Sylvester Stallone too...
that dumb brooklyn accent... ADRIAN !!!!

[Lil conner]

you dont get it between the stupid accent the slow retarded speech and the dumb jokes that is what makes him so damn funny

[NUGHUFFER]

The uncomfortability that his interviews and jokes produce is what makes me laugh my ass off. You da man CSK!

[Chester'sLiver]

I have have laughed very few times at CSK, I find his jokes retarted and I don't find him funny at all.

"He stinks and I don't like him!" - Jim Norton

[Stoonod]

Every one of his appearances have been great so far but he ate it big time during the Lemmy interview, throwing in awful-sounding praise to Lemmy, which would have flattered Dice but went nowhere here and was ignored by all. He's great when he's the focus of attention but should be put on ice whenever someone smart (and cool) is around.

[n2fooz]

I just don't get it.

[KillerChris]

I really enjoy CSK and I would love to see them let him sit in the studio more. The guy is hysterical with his kissing up. My favorite line was when he said "does anyone need a fluffer"

[Razor Roman]

Kenny is definately hilarious... yes he tells hacky jokes and has no timing, but it's not like he is pretending to be a great comedian.. he knows his militations and works really well within them.

vive CSK

[MrSquidlow]

CSK...is very nice....
When he has a job to do he is very focused...
Sometimes this comes off as harsh...
He's a great guy...

Thanks for your time Kenny and hope to see you again ..soon

:icon_bigg

[cigarsandscotch]

While waiting on line for my pic at the HardRock (thnx btw), I went for a Moonachie-esque joke with ClubSoda Kenny. Here's how he got me...

Me: Hey Club Soda, I've got a stain on my sleeve, maybe you could rub it out.

CSK: (Staring at me, 4 inches from my face) I DON'T GET IT! (still staring)

Me: (Less confident in joke) Uh, I said I have a stain on my sleeve. Someone told me try rubbing clubsoda on it. Can you help?

CSK: (Still hasn't broken eye contact) I DON'T GET IT!

Me: (All confidence in joke gone, now uncomfortable, wanting to look away) Uh, you know, uh, club soda is good for getting out stains, Uhh, you're nicknamed club soda. You see, uh I thought.....

CSK: (holy shit, he's still just staring) I DON'T GET IT!

At this point I finally realize this deadpan genius just completely tooled me and I started to laugh and he went about his business. Very few people can make me feel that uncomfortable. He is one of them. He is a master at it.

[NiceyDice420]

did u really expect big stupid to even come close to getting that?

[Norton316]

Check " Meet the Creeps " out . Club soda skips ,smacks Lil Jimmy(portaying an autistic man)around and does all kinds of nusance like things . Simply awesome . Check www.meetthecreeps.com

[cigarsandscotch]

did u really expect big stupid to even come close to getting that?
I'm sure that her did get it. The whole point in what he did, was to make me feel uncomfortable. That's what he does. The rest of the day tried to think of a line that I could've used to turn it around. There was none. It was check mate after he said "I DONT GET IT" and stared like a serial killer. He is king of the deadpan delivery.

[AJellyDonut]

Check " Meet the Creeps " out . Club soda skips ,smacks Lil Jimmy(portaying an autistic man)around and does all kinds of nusance like things . Simply awesome . Check www.meetthecreeps.com

I enjoyed it. Thanks!

[Minge]

Everytime I hear his voice, I want to just give him a big hug. Don't know why.

[Fr. Dougal]

Everytime I hear his voice, I want to just give him a big hug. Don't know why.

I don't. And I'll put it this way. You ever been a fan of a sports star or something... and you get a chance to meet them... and they act like a complete douchebag asshole for no reason whatsoever? No one around to impress or show off to... and still is just a giant asshole, ruining your whole perception of them? Think Gene Simmons and Jimmy... only worse on the former's part.

Ok, terrific.

[Minge]

I was merely commenting on his voice, I said nothing about the man's character.