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Coffee Diva
02-28-2005, 10:35 PM
http://www.ocregister.com/ocr/2005/02/28/sections/life/life/article_424183.php

Monday, February 28, 2005

Rock wasn't on a roll
The usually edgy performer turns in an uninspired performance as Oscar host.

By JONATHAN STORM
Knight Ridder Newspapers

What was all that controversy about?

Supposed bad boy Chris Rock delivered a naughty word in his first sentence Sunday night at the Oscars, then followed with a surprisingly flat and uninspired performance.

The wail of outrage that fits so well with his highly charged comedy routines was just too much noise when aimed at insignificant show-biz targets like Jude Law and Cuba Gooding.

Cracks about President George W. Bush's fiscal policy were mildly amusing, if predictable, but it was just poor taste to compare real fighting and dying in Iraq to a battle between clerks at the Gap and Banana Republic.

Sending "some love out to all our troops fighting all over the world" neither rescued the bit nor resurrected lost laughs.

It was certainly not the move Oprah Winfrey had in mind when she said on the red carpet before the show: "We're here to see Chris Rock walk the edge and come back."

In one of his better moments, Rock quipped, "Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her."

The staging for the 77th annual Academy Awards was colorful and visually stimulating, and the graphics on multiple screens in the floor and ceiling gave the show a fresh feeling.

But, alas, Hollywood's Kodak Theatre was still filled with lugubrious thank-yous from unknown technicians. At least the edited speeches from earlier festivities had some snap.

Rock wasn't the only one hitting sour notes. Beyoncé and Josh Groban busted eardrums nationwide as they sang "Believe" from "The Polar Express."

Is it possible to make the Oscar show anything more than a death march of scruffy actors and women dressed like mermaids? Producer Gil Cates struggled mightily, lining nominees up on stage and dispatching presenters into the audience.

"Next year, they're going to give out Oscars in the parking lot," Rock said.

But empty seats were evident, and a crash off-camera made it sound as if someone were being shot backstage.

"I hoped they missed," said Jeremy Irons, getting one of the night's big responses. Maybe he could host next year.

Five minutes in, how many millions of viewers were already casting about for a replacement for Rock?

As the evening passed, the choices narrowed.

Mike Myers? Whap! A flatulence joke.

Robin Williams? Blam! Gay jokes about Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny.

Adam Sandler? He and Rock were so bad, even the wide-eyed Hilary Swank couldn't resist a backhanded wisecrack to her husband in the audience.

Hosting the Oscars, clearly, is an almost impossible job. Even Johnny Carson seemed a little off in one of those sentimental retrospectives.

The entertainment highlight may have come from a pre-taped Rock remote at a local L.A. movie theater where plain folks revealed that they'd seen none of the nominees.

Maybe that guy in the silver fur-lined parka and camouflage hat could host in 2006.

Arch Stanton
02-28-2005, 10:43 PM
Think I saw that viewers down over 2 million from last year. Probably a few factors, but, the host is a big part of why people would tune in.

Ballbuster1
02-28-2005, 10:44 PM
I don't ever watch the Oscars. Looks like I'm not missing much.

click
02-28-2005, 11:08 PM
I don't ever watch the Oscars. Looks like I'm not missing much.

They made Robin tone down his bit something fierce. The writers have even more restrictions. Voss did a great job with what he had. love ya Rich :action-sm

Coffee Diva
02-28-2005, 11:16 PM
I dig the Vos. I'm just rankin' on the poor guy.

"The last time we talked about a retard bombing, it was about Vos on Last Comic Standing!" -- L'il Jimmy

geis66
02-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Vos is a zero who should just jump in front of a train. he was useless the last few times he was on the show. who cares if you got engaged stupid. :icon_evil

JhaxShucksChock
03-01-2005, 10:30 AM
I thought Chris Rock was good, he had to be careful in terms of what he said, and Vos had it right yesterday, he couldn't win, for some people he could have gone too far and for some he couldn't go far enough. I'll watch him host over a past his prime nothing like Billy Crystal any day.

blackout-
03-01-2005, 11:25 AM
vos owns. his stories with norton on wnew were some of the best shows ever.

Skeet Slambone
03-01-2005, 11:41 AM
You have to take into account the audience that Chris Rock is playing to. There were at least 20 other "Sean Penn's" in the audience. Rock did some Bush bashing which was pretty funny then does a killer line about The Passion and gets near silence. Even if you are a liberal I don't see how you can't think that Hollywood is full of complete elitists that have no clue and no use for anyone outside of their circle.

vice86
03-01-2005, 12:36 PM
Jimmy's gross stories flow off his tongue as genuine.....vos's stories sound like he's just fishing for laughs and rehearsed.

Ovaherenow
03-01-2005, 01:04 PM
looks like Chris Rock wants to sell stuff to pay for crack

"want to buy a dryer door?" :clap:

fatpat
03-01-2005, 07:25 PM
DiPaolo & Richard Jeni were also credited for writing. How come it's all Vos' fault?

kid afrika
03-01-2005, 07:32 PM
DiPaolo & Richard Jeni were also credited for writing. How come it's all Vos' fault?
Because he stinks?

fatpat
03-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Because he stinks?

hooray for gimmicks

highfive
03-01-2005, 07:33 PM
it is TV's fault. Chris Rock and Vos' sense of humor are not made for national television. If it was broadcasted on HBO or Comedy Central Chris Rock would of killed.

robertkeys
03-01-2005, 09:54 PM
vos is great
'are you down with the struggle' classic
'have you see my daughter? cause im doging her?" classic
"anyone wanna buy a car door?" classic

kid afrika
03-02-2005, 02:06 AM
vos is great
'are you down with the struggle' classic
'have you see my daughter? cause im doging her?" classic
"anyone wanna buy a car door?" classic
I would personally like to nominate this as the worst post ever.

It takes a special kind of person to flub every one of Vos' jokes.

"I'm down with the struggle"
"I owe my daugher (some money) for girl scout cookies and I'm dodging her"
"wanna buy a dryer..... door?"

Unless you did this on purpose (which would actually be very funny and vos-ish), you suck so bad we'll need Patrice's thesaurus to find the words to describe your lack of teh funney.

Hummercash
03-02-2005, 02:58 AM
I would personally like to nominate this as the worst post ever.

It takes a special kind of person to flub every one of Vos' jokes.

"I'm down with the struggle"
"I owe my daugher (some money) for girl scout cookies and I'm dodging her"
"wanna buy a dryer..... door?"

Unless you did this on purpose (which would actually be very funny and vos-ish), you suck so bad we'll need Patrice's thesaurus to find the words to describe your lack of teh funney.
isn't it "I know the struggle..."???


.//chris

geis66
03-02-2005, 09:46 AM
[QUOTE=Hummercash]isn't it "I know the struggle..."???

yes i believe you are correct sir

kid afrika
03-02-2005, 11:16 AM
isn't it "I know the struggle..."???


.//chris

Yeah, you're right.

I always say if you're going to criticize be sure you do it without errors. FUCK!!!

vos
03-03-2005, 03:23 AM
I can't beleave how dumb some of you are. Vos

zagman76
03-03-2005, 03:25 AM
I can't beleave how dumb some of you are. Vos

I for one happened to like Chris Rock last sunday - kudos Rich!


(and holy shit Rich - come by here more than once every 2 months! :icon_mrgr:action-sm)

Skeet Slambone
03-03-2005, 07:03 AM
I can't beleave how dumb some of you are. Vos

The irony.

AGIANTPOPTART111
03-06-2005, 02:04 AM
I can't beleave how dumb some of you are. Vos

8 out of 9 isn't bad.

BIV
03-06-2005, 02:09 AM
I can't beleave how dumb some of you are. Vos
Spellcheck mother fucker!! Do you use it?

Hummercash
03-06-2005, 02:43 AM
i was waiting for chis rock to do this joke: "I was watching Shark Tale the other day and one of the characters swam by... with a tumor on his neck."

/knows the struggle


.//chris