rocfastrini
03-01-2005, 01:55 PM
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Show Open
• Op says that they have big big news, and that XM satellite may finally be seeing things their way. Op says that they hated the premium channel when they started, but they accepted it because they wanted to be at XM. Then he says that they will be off the premium channel starting April 2nd. Ant says that’s good because they miss the calls from people that stumbled upon their show by mistake.
• Caller – calls to ask if the lack of the premium channel leaves without a buffer. Op recognizes the guy’s voice as someone that used to intern for him back at WBAB.
• Caller – wants to know if he signs up for the 5 year package, will they be there for the 5 years with all the problems they were having. Op says that they got DC’s attention yesterday and there was a lot of ass kissing after the show. Ant says during their conference call he was playing poker online, and wasn’t really listening. Jimmy starts over explaining the rates to confuse people. Ant says that the stock went up yesterday after the announcement.
• Sean Hannity calls in. They talk to him about when they ran against him while they were at WNEW, and how they actually shared some crossover listeners. They also talk about political correctness, and about the differences between liberals and conservatives. Ant brings up the situation in Iraq, and they begin discussing Europe’s role in the reconstruction of Iraq and the situation in general. Op starts playing Sean’s theme music, but the computer crashes in the middle of it. They thank Sean for calling in and say goodbye. They point out that Sean Hannity was a big supporter of them when they got bounced off the air. Op says he was arguing with him online last night.
Break
• Ant says he is tired of the snow, and he talks about going home and not having any heat, and he says that he had to wear his winter coat in the house. Jimmy says that he prefers to have his bedroom cold. Op says its weird how people have it so cold in the summer with the AC, and then have the heat cranked up in the winter.
• Op talks about the noise from his neighbors upstairs, and how he left his alarm clock on even while they were on the road. Jimmy talks about how loud his Bose alarm clock is.
• Steve C. comes in studio to talk about the new listener produced Ramon promos. They play one of Steve’s promos as an example of what the Ramon promos are about. Then they play the listener submitted promos:
- Ramon playing the sound guy’s golf shaft(p.niggity)
- The voice guy asking Ramon for coffee, tea or me? (They say that this one is really creepy)
- Ramon cleaning up “dingle berries” from the voice guy. Ant says he doesn’t like the listeners’ impression of Ramon.
- Ramon kicking a dog in the ribs.
- Ramon and the drilldo (Jimmy says the guy needs to make it shorter)
- Ramon giving the voice guy his arm.
- Ramon and the voice guy on the subway
- Ramon cleaning up horseshit off the voice guy shoes.
- Weird one, with a gay reference.
- Ramon getting with Stalker Patti
• Steve C. says that there will be a new one coming up later, based on an idea from Jimmy.
- Back to the promos, another promo of the Deep Voice Guy getting head.
- Ramon helping the Deep Voice guy with his condom
- Another Ramon on the Subway.
• Op says he like the dingle berries one the best, and Ant says his friend is Ramon kicking the dog.
• Caller – does an impression of the deep guy shopping on Rodeo Drive.
Break
• They talk about more about the move off of premium, and Jimmy says that they need to play all the Ramon promos now b/c they won’t be able to when they move of premium (kidding of course).
• Op brings up the latest assault on the media, by our very own “Hummercash” (thread here (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22701)). The assault was done last night and was seen on a Philadelphia TV. Hummercash calls in to explain how it went down, and that the reporter called him a fucking asshole after they went off air. Finally, they play the actual audio of what got on TV.
• Ben comes in to explain the music that Bernie brought in for the news.
• Op brings up a picture of Tim Robbins giving Chris Rock the finger after Chris ragged on him at the Oscars. Thanks for the link kloraferm (http://img133.exs.cx/img133/4725/timrobbins6ju.jpg)
• They switch to talking about Robin Williams and a bit that he was going to do that was censored. Op reads an article of what he planned to say, and then he plays audio of what was actually said during the broadcast. Ant says he can’t understand why Robin Williams is getting big laughs for what he is saying. Jim says he wishes that the people that censor bits, the Standards and Practices people at TV stations should just die. Bernie Goetz comes in studio with apples for them, in preparation for his segment coming up next. Ant says he hope they are hard and crispy not soft and mealy like Daryl Kaby’s legs.
• Duck Job into break
Break
• Back from the break, Bernie Goetz in studio. Bernie asks them what animal is the most dangerous on the planet. Bernie also talks about vegetarianism, and Jimmy makes the point that “the savages in the middle east haven’t had steak in years”.
• Bernie starts doing his news, and he complains because Op raises the volume of the teletype too loud. Ant says that sound could not possibly be Daryl Kaby tap dancing. Bernie continues to do his news, and his first story is about the car bomb in Iraq that killed 100 people, but he rambles on in that inimitable Bernie fashion. Bernie starts talking about vegetarianism again, and Ant asks him about Mad Cow Disease.
• Bernie’s next story – The Gates in Central Park. Op plays more loud news music. Bernie explains that he saw the Gates, and he wants them to be kept up a little longer. Bernie tries to give out a website, and they all misspell it on purpose. He tells them about squirrels dying during the winter (cue the laughter).
• They ask Bernie what he thinks about the shooting at Hot 97. Bernie says he is more concerned with the animals that were washed out to sea in the Tsunami (he means real animals, but Ant says that’s not nice to call the people there animals). Then they play some music that Bernie brought in.
• Billy Burr joins them in studio, while Bernie goes to the bathroom. Bernie comes back and asks Op to play his next song, and Op plays a racist song.
• Bernie talks about movies, and he pronounces Scorsese as “Scorcaskey”. Bernie talks about Hotel Rwanda, which he thought was a good movie. Billy says that Bernie thought it was a comedy.
• Next Bernie story – the Michael Jackson case, which segues into Bernie talking about the legal system. Ant asks Bernie what he thinks of OJ Simpson being guilty or not, and Bernie says that they should just kill them all. Bernie says “one of the funniest thing he has ever heard” – which leads to everyone just strapping in for the funny. Then he starts, and says “Raji” Dangerfield – and Ant does an Indian accent saying “I get no respect”. Then they do random stuff with Bernie from the World Weekly News. He cracks them up with his mispronunciations of the word etiquette (“etikwette”) and Osama bin laden (“osma”). Op says that Bernie was boring in the beginning but he made up for it in the last 20 minutes.
• Bernie asks for his CD, and then Opie breaks it. Bernie goes nuts; saying “You Mother Fucker” and lunging at Op. They have to use the “Master Po” code word to get him in studio. Bernie says “Fuck You, Keep your CD” and storms out of the studio. Ben comes in and he says that Bernie is really pissed and that he said he will shoot Opie. Op explains that it was a fake CD that he broke not the real CD. Billy says that they just saw some of the rage that Bernie had that day on the subway. Eric runs after him with a cell phone, to try and explain what happened. Finally he comes back in studio, and they explain to him that it was just a joke. Op says he understands what the guys in the subway felt like that day. Jimmy gets him as he walks out of the studio. Op says he has to give Eric credit because he was holding Bernie back when he lunged at him. Opie says he is still shaking, and Jimmy says there is no reasoning with him at that point. Eric explains that Bernie was kneeing him while he was holding him back. Ant says that Po was the second craziest person in the studio, and now he is outside calming down.
• Master Po says he really needs to get a patch directly into where he is sitting, because the delay isn’t good when something is going on in studio. Ant says that Po is definitely in the zone right now. Ant says when Bernie went out to grab his bag, he thought here it comes, and the most publicity they will ever have. Op says so much for the “calm vegetarian” angle.
• Stephen Lynch’s “Craig Christ” into break.
Break
• Back from break, a quick replay of Bernie saying “Motherfucker”. Ant talks about surreal it was with Bernie before, seeing him lose his mind the way he did that day on the subway.
• Ant talks about a video of a black man punching a white guy in a pizza shop, and five white guys standing around just watching and not doing anything. Ant says that in that situation he would be the biggest pussy, and be shouting racial epithets in the car afterwards. They play the video for Op, and Jimmy adds that the black guy took his wallet after he punched him.
• They replay the audio of Bernie from before.
• Steve C comes in to talk about his new Ramon promo, and he says he is bummed because he only caught the end of the Bernie Goetz thing. Op plays the newest promo, which has Ramon cleaning up a miscarriage. Steve says that he and Jimmy made it up over dinner while they were in L.A.
• Caller – says that Ramon is like Smithers from “The Simpsons.”
• Ant lets the instant feedback people know that the chips sound they are hearing is coming from Op.
• Op brings up the “Gangsta Fag” CD that Joe Rogan brought to them in L.A. They play some tracks from it.
- “He Wants It”
- “Closet”
- “The Faggots"
- "If you want"
They wonder if there is a market for homosexual rap music.
• WDIL into…
Program Complete
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Show Open
• Op says that they have big big news, and that XM satellite may finally be seeing things their way. Op says that they hated the premium channel when they started, but they accepted it because they wanted to be at XM. Then he says that they will be off the premium channel starting April 2nd. Ant says that’s good because they miss the calls from people that stumbled upon their show by mistake.
• Caller – calls to ask if the lack of the premium channel leaves without a buffer. Op recognizes the guy’s voice as someone that used to intern for him back at WBAB.
• Caller – wants to know if he signs up for the 5 year package, will they be there for the 5 years with all the problems they were having. Op says that they got DC’s attention yesterday and there was a lot of ass kissing after the show. Ant says during their conference call he was playing poker online, and wasn’t really listening. Jimmy starts over explaining the rates to confuse people. Ant says that the stock went up yesterday after the announcement.
• Sean Hannity calls in. They talk to him about when they ran against him while they were at WNEW, and how they actually shared some crossover listeners. They also talk about political correctness, and about the differences between liberals and conservatives. Ant brings up the situation in Iraq, and they begin discussing Europe’s role in the reconstruction of Iraq and the situation in general. Op starts playing Sean’s theme music, but the computer crashes in the middle of it. They thank Sean for calling in and say goodbye. They point out that Sean Hannity was a big supporter of them when they got bounced off the air. Op says he was arguing with him online last night.
Break
• Ant says he is tired of the snow, and he talks about going home and not having any heat, and he says that he had to wear his winter coat in the house. Jimmy says that he prefers to have his bedroom cold. Op says its weird how people have it so cold in the summer with the AC, and then have the heat cranked up in the winter.
• Op talks about the noise from his neighbors upstairs, and how he left his alarm clock on even while they were on the road. Jimmy talks about how loud his Bose alarm clock is.
• Steve C. comes in studio to talk about the new listener produced Ramon promos. They play one of Steve’s promos as an example of what the Ramon promos are about. Then they play the listener submitted promos:
- Ramon playing the sound guy’s golf shaft(p.niggity)
- The voice guy asking Ramon for coffee, tea or me? (They say that this one is really creepy)
- Ramon cleaning up “dingle berries” from the voice guy. Ant says he doesn’t like the listeners’ impression of Ramon.
- Ramon kicking a dog in the ribs.
- Ramon and the drilldo (Jimmy says the guy needs to make it shorter)
- Ramon giving the voice guy his arm.
- Ramon and the voice guy on the subway
- Ramon cleaning up horseshit off the voice guy shoes.
- Weird one, with a gay reference.
- Ramon getting with Stalker Patti
• Steve C. says that there will be a new one coming up later, based on an idea from Jimmy.
- Back to the promos, another promo of the Deep Voice Guy getting head.
- Ramon helping the Deep Voice guy with his condom
- Another Ramon on the Subway.
• Op says he like the dingle berries one the best, and Ant says his friend is Ramon kicking the dog.
• Caller – does an impression of the deep guy shopping on Rodeo Drive.
Break
• They talk about more about the move off of premium, and Jimmy says that they need to play all the Ramon promos now b/c they won’t be able to when they move of premium (kidding of course).
• Op brings up the latest assault on the media, by our very own “Hummercash” (thread here (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22701)). The assault was done last night and was seen on a Philadelphia TV. Hummercash calls in to explain how it went down, and that the reporter called him a fucking asshole after they went off air. Finally, they play the actual audio of what got on TV.
• Ben comes in to explain the music that Bernie brought in for the news.
• Op brings up a picture of Tim Robbins giving Chris Rock the finger after Chris ragged on him at the Oscars. Thanks for the link kloraferm (http://img133.exs.cx/img133/4725/timrobbins6ju.jpg)
• They switch to talking about Robin Williams and a bit that he was going to do that was censored. Op reads an article of what he planned to say, and then he plays audio of what was actually said during the broadcast. Ant says he can’t understand why Robin Williams is getting big laughs for what he is saying. Jim says he wishes that the people that censor bits, the Standards and Practices people at TV stations should just die. Bernie Goetz comes in studio with apples for them, in preparation for his segment coming up next. Ant says he hope they are hard and crispy not soft and mealy like Daryl Kaby’s legs.
• Duck Job into break
Break
• Back from the break, Bernie Goetz in studio. Bernie asks them what animal is the most dangerous on the planet. Bernie also talks about vegetarianism, and Jimmy makes the point that “the savages in the middle east haven’t had steak in years”.
• Bernie starts doing his news, and he complains because Op raises the volume of the teletype too loud. Ant says that sound could not possibly be Daryl Kaby tap dancing. Bernie continues to do his news, and his first story is about the car bomb in Iraq that killed 100 people, but he rambles on in that inimitable Bernie fashion. Bernie starts talking about vegetarianism again, and Ant asks him about Mad Cow Disease.
• Bernie’s next story – The Gates in Central Park. Op plays more loud news music. Bernie explains that he saw the Gates, and he wants them to be kept up a little longer. Bernie tries to give out a website, and they all misspell it on purpose. He tells them about squirrels dying during the winter (cue the laughter).
• They ask Bernie what he thinks about the shooting at Hot 97. Bernie says he is more concerned with the animals that were washed out to sea in the Tsunami (he means real animals, but Ant says that’s not nice to call the people there animals). Then they play some music that Bernie brought in.
• Billy Burr joins them in studio, while Bernie goes to the bathroom. Bernie comes back and asks Op to play his next song, and Op plays a racist song.
• Bernie talks about movies, and he pronounces Scorsese as “Scorcaskey”. Bernie talks about Hotel Rwanda, which he thought was a good movie. Billy says that Bernie thought it was a comedy.
• Next Bernie story – the Michael Jackson case, which segues into Bernie talking about the legal system. Ant asks Bernie what he thinks of OJ Simpson being guilty or not, and Bernie says that they should just kill them all. Bernie says “one of the funniest thing he has ever heard” – which leads to everyone just strapping in for the funny. Then he starts, and says “Raji” Dangerfield – and Ant does an Indian accent saying “I get no respect”. Then they do random stuff with Bernie from the World Weekly News. He cracks them up with his mispronunciations of the word etiquette (“etikwette”) and Osama bin laden (“osma”). Op says that Bernie was boring in the beginning but he made up for it in the last 20 minutes.
• Bernie asks for his CD, and then Opie breaks it. Bernie goes nuts; saying “You Mother Fucker” and lunging at Op. They have to use the “Master Po” code word to get him in studio. Bernie says “Fuck You, Keep your CD” and storms out of the studio. Ben comes in and he says that Bernie is really pissed and that he said he will shoot Opie. Op explains that it was a fake CD that he broke not the real CD. Billy says that they just saw some of the rage that Bernie had that day on the subway. Eric runs after him with a cell phone, to try and explain what happened. Finally he comes back in studio, and they explain to him that it was just a joke. Op says he understands what the guys in the subway felt like that day. Jimmy gets him as he walks out of the studio. Op says he has to give Eric credit because he was holding Bernie back when he lunged at him. Opie says he is still shaking, and Jimmy says there is no reasoning with him at that point. Eric explains that Bernie was kneeing him while he was holding him back. Ant says that Po was the second craziest person in the studio, and now he is outside calming down.
• Master Po says he really needs to get a patch directly into where he is sitting, because the delay isn’t good when something is going on in studio. Ant says that Po is definitely in the zone right now. Ant says when Bernie went out to grab his bag, he thought here it comes, and the most publicity they will ever have. Op says so much for the “calm vegetarian” angle.
• Stephen Lynch’s “Craig Christ” into break.
Break
• Back from break, a quick replay of Bernie saying “Motherfucker”. Ant talks about surreal it was with Bernie before, seeing him lose his mind the way he did that day on the subway.
• Ant talks about a video of a black man punching a white guy in a pizza shop, and five white guys standing around just watching and not doing anything. Ant says that in that situation he would be the biggest pussy, and be shouting racial epithets in the car afterwards. They play the video for Op, and Jimmy adds that the black guy took his wallet after he punched him.
• They replay the audio of Bernie from before.
• Steve C comes in to talk about his new Ramon promo, and he says he is bummed because he only caught the end of the Bernie Goetz thing. Op plays the newest promo, which has Ramon cleaning up a miscarriage. Steve says that he and Jimmy made it up over dinner while they were in L.A.
• Caller – says that Ramon is like Smithers from “The Simpsons.”
• Ant lets the instant feedback people know that the chips sound they are hearing is coming from Op.
• Op brings up the “Gangsta Fag” CD that Joe Rogan brought to them in L.A. They play some tracks from it.
- “He Wants It”
- “Closet”
- “The Faggots"
- "If you want"
They wonder if there is a market for homosexual rap music.
• WDIL into…
Program Complete
Photoshops by cigarsandscotch