What Are You Afraid of Exposing About Yourself

[stella4star]

I'm curious about this one... I was thinking the other day, as I was rummaging through a stack of VHS tapes, I have several things in my possesion that if found by loved ones upon my untimely demise, I would be SO embarressed by! Fortunately, I'd be dead, but let's just pretend we could see their red facesfrom beyond the grave. I'll share mine, then you share yours.

Obviously, there's the porn. Since most of my tapes (I seriously only have a few) are unmarked or intentionally mismarked (one is "Airplane II"). Imagine their surprise as they pop those into the VCR. Then there's the sex toys. Again, I have only a few relatively tame toys, but in a case like this, even one would be too many. A couple of books, outfits, and minor "paraphernalia" items would round out the bunch.

In the end, they'd think I was a sex-crazed thrill-seeker, all based on a few tawdry items... Good thing I'd be dead, huh?

[biometricks]

My computers hard drive and Gloria Estefan CD.

[stella4star]

My computers hard drive and Gloria Estefan CD.

Ha! I forgot about the cheesy Cds. Good one!

[CallmeQtie]

Everything I was affraid to have exposed has already come out. I stink:)

[stella4star]

Everything I was affraid to have exposed has already come out. I stink:)

Ooo, do tell!

[JhaxShucksChock]

I'd feel worse if my family thought I had bought Airplane II than the porn.

[Mike H]

It used to be my drug paraphernalia, but like Qtie, too late.... Beyond that, nothing really. I don't think it would come to anyone's surprise if they found porn in my room or something like that.

[biometricks]

It used to be my drug paraphernalia, but like Qtie, too late.... Beyond that, nothing really. I don't think it would come to anyone's surprise if they found porn in my room or something like that.I think it's the amount of gang bang porn that would disturb my family.

[stella4star]

I'd feel worse if my family thought I had bought Airplane II than the porn.

Good point. I intentionally labeled it that way, since I knew nobody would ever watch it. And if you're a guy, you're entitled to owning porn. Not so for us "good girls."

[JoeyDVDZ]

I honestly can't think of anything too embarrassing that I would be mortified if it came out. I live a pretty boring life.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Good point. I intentionally labeled it that way, since I knew nobody would ever watch it. And if you're a guy, you're entitled to owning porn. Not so for us "good girls."

Okay, am I the only one that's completely intrigued by Stella and her sex toys/porn angle? (Not to mention more than a little aroused!)

[CallmeQtie]

at this point all my shits out there....no more surprises.

[highfive]

the parents already know about the drug paraphernalia. the porn will definetly shock my mom.

Some might think I am in a cult when seeing how many times i visit wackbag in a day. Can you imagine if they found out the number of time the guys or gals that have posts in the thousands?

[stella4star]

Okay, am I the only one that's completely intrigued by Stella and her sex toys/porn angle? (Not to mention more than a little aroused!)

I don't mean to come across as some sex-crazed whore, but I like to spice things up a little. I think porn is just as arousing for some girls as it is for guys. And NO girl should live without a vibrator. Period.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I was a little bit embarrassed to admit, on this very message board a few months back, that I listen to the 50's channel on decades ch. 5 on XM. Does that count?

[JoeyDVDZ]

I don't mean to come across as some sex-crazed whore, but I like to spice things up a little. I think porn is just as arousing for some girls as it is for guys. And NO girl should live without a vibrator. Period.

You don't come across as a sex crazed whore. (But if you did, there would be absolutely nothing wrong with that, sweetie!)

[stella4star]

I was a little bit embarrassed to admit, on this very message board a few months back, that I listen to the 50's channel on decades ch. 5 on XM. Does that count?

it depends on how old you are... ;)

[JoeyDVDZ]

it depends on how old you are... ;)

I'm... ahem.... er, uh......














































37.

[JhaxShucksChock]

I'm really trying to think of something but I keep going back to the classic scene from Ghostbusters II

Judge "Do something!"

Lewis Tully "My clients are still under a judicical mistrangement order, that blue thing I got from her. They could be exposing themselves."

Venkman "And you don't want us (wait for it) exposing ourselves."

Actually recalling that scene from memory may be worse than anything I have in my room. Maybe the Stone Cold action figure.

[stella4star]

37? Nothing to be embarrassed by then. You're young enough to be listening to the station because it is RETRO, not NOSTALGIC.

[Mike H]

some great music came out of the 50's. Nothing to be embarrassed about. I am 22 and I will listen occasionally.

Almost all girls would get turned on by porn, just like men, if they were honest about it.

[JoeyDVDZ]

37? Nothing to be embarrassed by then. You're young enough to be listening to the station because it is RETRO, not NOSTALGIC.

You're very kind, my dear. :icon_wink What a sweet way of saying I'm old but not quite dead!

[highfive]

You need to invest in some DVD porn. Takes watching porn to the next level.

[biometricks]

You need to invest in some DVD porn. Takes watching porn to the next level.Yeah, I have some with alternate angles.

[mainliner]

think my parents might be relieved of they found some porn inmy room, kinda sad no?

[biometricks]

This thread is starting to make me think... I may still have some porn at my parents house. I had one marked 'WWF' and there were several that I might not have marked or may have marked 'Star Trek'. The WWF one disappeared a long time ago so I think my bro found it. I think I may have to go visit my parent soon...

[stella4star]

I have one porno on DVD, but it is really lame. A talkie.

[biometricks]

I have one porno on DVD, but it is really lame. A talkie.What type of porn do giiiirrrrrrrrrrrrls buy?

[highfive]

I have one porno on DVD, but it is really lame. A talkie.
go get yourself a good one. you will not regret it. you may actually thank me. with all the testosterone on this site i am sure someone can send you one of theirs for free.

[MrSquidlow]

You all should do the opposite...the cringe thing...
Plant things in your shit...
KKK hood
alien size dildo
penis pump
bicycle rim with feathers attached and a gallon of anal lube
be creative...

[JoeyDVDZ]

I have a few dvd pornos. Not much different than taped porn, but the one benefit is that you can jump directly to a scene, if you have a particular favorite!

[IrishAlkey]

My vag.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I have one porno on DVD, but it is really lame. A talkie.

Awww, baby.... I thought you had a collection of porn! Only one lil dvd? That's hardly enough to really get busy with!

If you have a good imagination I suppose you can rearrange the characters in your mind to do whatever you want them to do.... That would be hot, I suppose.

[Mike H]

This thread does remind me of when my parents found by brother's porno tape, EROTIC PENETRATION. No double entendre there, pretty obvious what that tape is by its title (and it was a bought tape, so it had the real label on it). My brother is really uncomfortable talking about anything with my parents, so this was just the greatest think I ever got to witness. My parents had a lil bit of fun with it too and teased him greatly.

[highfive]

there was a time when i had a girl sleep over for the first time and she decided to watch a DVD in the morning instead of waking me up. In my DVD player before i went to bed was "Anal and Innocent." When I woke up she was watching Old School.

[roche]

I am sorta like the Bill Hicks bit. They wouldn't be surprised about the porn, just the amount. That porn wing of the house I have been adding on to for all of these years.

[JoeyDVDZ]

I have three installments of a series called Innocent. Volumes 1, 3, and 11. Not too shabby, although the "innocent" sluts in the series could teach any one of us (Lil Jimmy included) a thing or two.

[Jolie]

What type of porn do giiiirrrrrrrrrrrrls buy?

Hmm...

Carnal Instincts
Latex
Bad Wives
Breeders
Torturous Infidel
Exchange of Blows
Naughty College School Girls
Girls Only: Heather

And for some reason I cant remember the name of my favorite and im too lazy to go look.

[biometricks]

Hmm...

Carnal Instincts
Latex
Bad Wives
Breeders
Torturous Infidel
Exchange of Blows
Naughty College School Girls
Girls Only: Heather

And for some reason I cant remember the name of my favorite and im too lazy to go look.Yeah, but is it anal, oral, gang bang, etc. that you like the most? Sounds like girl on girl action! Oooo, tell me more...

[Tax Kuntz]

I got some pictures I've taken over the years of girls doing things nice girls aren't supposed to do. Some of them are married now. Some of them have disappeared.
Some of them still like having their picture taken.

[Jolie]

Yeah, but is it anal, oral, gang bang, etc. that you like the most? Sounds like girl on girl action! Oooo, tell me more...

Girl on girl is my favorite.

[stella4star]

I said I have one porn DVD...but I have several tapes (Airplane II, for example). I like the porn without fancy titles...just a bunch of clips from other pornos and NO SETUP. No fake kissing, dialog, etc. Just down and dirty. I hate girl on girl...more into 2 on 1 or more. I like seeing the shit I would never have the balls (teehee) to try!