rocfastrini
03-02-2005, 05:12 PM
Show Open
• Op reminds everyone that it is WOW, and they talk about the places where it is summer year around. Ant says they really need to consider broadcasting from a warmer location.
• Op says he is feeling a little sick, so he doesn’t want to laugh a lot because his chest hurts. He says that his annual physical is Friday.
• Caller – a woman, who wants to know how a woman can join in the WOW fun. Ant says that it never works when a guy tries to whip it out, because it’s never fun when a cock comes out.
• Op points out that it is Hawk’s birthday, after Hawk hands him the poker chips. Ant talks about seeing Colin Quinn on Celebrity poker, and he played horrible but still came in second.
• Caller – Charlie from Wackbag. He says as soon as he heard Op talk about the CD, he knew trouble was coming next. Op says that he kept looking over his shoulder while he was walking home. He says Ben received an email from Bernie saying that everything is ok now.
• Op says he wants to tease something, and he reads an email from a guest that will be coming up later.
• They talk about the reaction to Bernie yesterday and that it was split down the middle of those who loved or hated it. Ant says he can’t understand why people don’t like a segment like that where they are just being assholes.
• Op replays the audio of Bernie going nuts.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/FallingDownBernie.jpg
http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/421585722/14.jpg
• Op says so much for soy milk and broccoli calming you down. Ant says he wonders if that rage has ever surfaced in any other time since he shot those guys.
• Jimmy asks where one of the interns is, Ricky that was sent out for coffee. Ben comes in to say that he thinks that he is lost, and that he is a nice kid but a little slow.
• Op talks about Napoleon Dynomite, and that he doesn’t know if he liked it or not.
• Ricky the intern calls in, to say that he is lost. Turns out he is right around the corner. Hawk has to go downstairs to go get him.
• Ant says that the listeners are speculating that Rick was on a crack run. Op says no way, he is just a nerd.
Break
• Eric calls in, and tells them that Ricky thought the place was called the Blue Awning” when they said that it was just a place with a blue awning.
http://img99.exs.cx:81/img99/1753/untitled3hl.gif
Eric says he will just get the coffee for Jimmy.
• They talk about the whacked out water bottle that has a logo that is exactly like the WOW logo.
http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/graphics/Products/Pinnacle/wow.jpg
Ant says there may be some litigation there, because the WOW logo is copyrighted. Op remembers an advertiser at WNEW that was selling “oxygenated water”.
• Op brings up black boxes in cars now that allow parents to monitor their kids’ cars.
• Caller – says that the black boxes are just another way that the government is trying to monitor everyone.
• This segues into talking about flying cars. Op says that they will never be any flying cars in their lifetime. Ant says that flying cars will be the most dangerous thing ever if they invented it.
• Caller – says that all phones have had GPS capabilities, which drives Ant crazy because he says it isn’t true and that the technology allows phones to be located using the cell phone signal towers, but not as accurately as with GPS. (* Side note…I think Ant may have been wrong on this one - See this thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22852)). Ant calls him a fucking buffoon.
• Ricky the intern comes in studio, and he says he feels bad because he messed up again. Op says he looks like he is going to cry. They ask him what happened, and how he confused the directions. Op says he is just kind of stupid. They start talking about movies, and Ant remembers seeing Saturday Night Fever with his mom and grandma. They start playing the music from Saturday Night Fever, along with clips from a porno and the storyteller. Then they play a clip from Sat Night Fever.
• Caller – cigarsandscotch from Wackbag, talks like Bill as Ricky.
• “Hello My name is Bill” into break
Break
• They start talking about Shannon Burke, an Orlando DJ that was on XM but got taken off.
http://img28.exs.cx:81/img28/3236/dscf03933mo.jpg
http://img190.exs.cx:81/img190/5747/shannonpromo20045004sw.jpg
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/2503/img1760m6pi.jpg
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/5997/shannon4io.jpg
Op talks about them being taken off the premium channel, and becoming part of all the other XM channels. He says that XM has gotten rid of a lot of channels to make room for new things, and Shannon Burke was one of the casualties. They play audio from his show, with hi talking about being kicked off XM. Op says that once they are off premium, they are thinking of expanding things on their channel, maybe adding other hosts. They continue with the audio, with the caller claiming he is canceling service for 10 radios. Finally he starts talking about O & A. Jimmy says he must be real popular at Orlando Magic games. More audio, and he makes a really stupid point about no one signing up for the premium channel while O&A have been on it. They plug Shannon’s website, and Op says “army attack”. Then they read a response that Shannon sent to a listener.
• Op says coming up next, the mystery bisexual guest – Wheelchair Fred!
Break
• Back from break, they explain the story about Wheelchair Fred, about how he got disabled and how his voice got messed up.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in. He says he hasn’t gotten laid since 1999. He also tells that them that he was arrested for cursing a cab driver. Op tells him to scream “I’m not an animal!” A new listener calls in and asks if he has to be an old listener to understand what Fred is saying.
• Op says that Fred needs to tell the gay sex story again. Fred explains that that one of the O&A listeners back in Boston met him and had gay sex with him. He tells them how it went down, and what happened was that the guy banged him, and he didn’t do anything to the guy. They ask Fred if he is gay and he says he has no attraction towards men. He gives out his email address on air so that he can get some action. Op says they will be doing a live broadcast from Boston, and they want Fred to join them.
• Caller – Megan says she is glad to see that their booker got them a guest finally.
• Op brings a story about Jack Nicklaus’s son drowning, and Jimmy starts gargling
Break
• Back, Ant can’t believe they are back. He says that there are entire threads on the message boards about them eating.
• They start talking about Fark.com, and the guy who runs the site Drew Carson calls in. He explains that the site started after he used to send out stories to his friends, and now he gets 1.75 million users checking the site daily. Ant says that he has noticed that there are a lot of hot women on Fark. He also talks about the Fark parties, and about the articles that are posted on the sites. Ant says he thanks Drew for coming on, because a lot of people on Fark were saying that his coming on the show would degenerate into something bad.
• Steve C. comes in studio, to talk about the newest foundry music site – RateMyWow (http://ratemywow.com). They talk about breast preferences, and what kind of nipples they like. Jimmy says he likes fat thick nips, and he loved the nips on one of the girls from the voyeur bus. Steve talks about how foundry music doesn’t get as many hits as Fark, but users stay on Foundry longer.
• Caller – calls in with a story about getting WOWed by an old lady.
• They switch to talking about the story of the actress that was shot in downtown NY by a black kid, and that the defense lawyers are claiming that the kid slipped and fell and that is what led to him shooting her. Jimmy wonders when was the last time black on white crime was called a hate crime. They play the audio from a report talking about the murder. Ant says he is tired of black people with the guns.
• Caller – calls in to say that he is black, and he works hard and other black men call him a sell out.
• Audio – “Why darkies were born” *ding-ding* (sung by the God Bless America lady, Kate Smith).
• “War of the Cumias” into break.
Break
• Op says they need to figure out a way to take a 5-6 minute break.
• Jerry Ferrara, from the HBO show “Entourage” calls in. Jimmy gets him with his gag twice.
• Ben comes in studio, and Jimmy starts ragging on him. Ant says listeners have been amazed at the video of Ben at Las Vegas and his herkying and jerking.
• Op remembers when they were in Boston and Ant made Wheelchair Fred get out of his chair and then fall flat on his face.
• They switch to talking about a teacher that went off on a rant in class because his students wouldn’t stand for the pledge of allegiance, and got videotaped by one of the students on his phone. They play the audio of it. Ant says that is the type of teacher that always ends up having something slipped in his coffee by the end of the year
• Audio of Bobby Knight shouting at his team.
• Laslow, the DJ on one of the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto, comes in studio. He says that Master Po is the real deal, after going through security. This segues into them talking about the Bernie Goetz thing yesterday, and how crazy it was in the studio. Lazlow brought in money that was used during slavery, and he talks about radio in the south.
• He switches to talking about today being the 10 year anniversary of the show he does, the “Technofiles”. They start talking about how radio is really getting sucky now, and Op says after XM they are done with radio.
• Caller – calls in to ask about GTA, and where he can hear Opie and Anthony calls in. Laslow says it’s in the last third of the game.
• Laslow talks about remote controlled helicopters, which is what Ant was also into while they were off the air.
• They also talk about technology, and the way that technology has advanced. Laslow talks about how he invested his money he earned during the late 90’s dot.com boom. Op talks about how Ant would trade during the show. This segues into them talking about online poker.
• Caller – talks about a story of a remote helicopter that cut a guy’s head off. Ant says he doesn’t know if that is true, but Ant says he heard of one that sliced a guy in the head and killed him.
• Laslow talks about a guy that wanted to invent a computer that could smell. Ant says that he couldn’t have imagined the fact that computers would be in everyone’s life. They talk about how the internet has become such a part of life that when you can’t get on you feel lost. Laslow talks about a service called akimbo that downloads TV shows movies etc. based on the user’s preference.
• Laslow brings up the senator from Alaska that wants to regulate cable and satellite radio, which they all agree will never happen. He also talks about the new RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) chips, that will be used to identify people at supermarkets, stores etc. and will be used in driver’s licenses.
• Quick Audio - Laslow’s Monster Rain commercial
• Op wishes Hawk Happy birthday again just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by cigarsandscotch, Oswald and stevethrower
• Op reminds everyone that it is WOW, and they talk about the places where it is summer year around. Ant says they really need to consider broadcasting from a warmer location.
• Op says he is feeling a little sick, so he doesn’t want to laugh a lot because his chest hurts. He says that his annual physical is Friday.
• Caller – a woman, who wants to know how a woman can join in the WOW fun. Ant says that it never works when a guy tries to whip it out, because it’s never fun when a cock comes out.
• Op points out that it is Hawk’s birthday, after Hawk hands him the poker chips. Ant talks about seeing Colin Quinn on Celebrity poker, and he played horrible but still came in second.
• Caller – Charlie from Wackbag. He says as soon as he heard Op talk about the CD, he knew trouble was coming next. Op says that he kept looking over his shoulder while he was walking home. He says Ben received an email from Bernie saying that everything is ok now.
• Op says he wants to tease something, and he reads an email from a guest that will be coming up later.
• They talk about the reaction to Bernie yesterday and that it was split down the middle of those who loved or hated it. Ant says he can’t understand why people don’t like a segment like that where they are just being assholes.
• Op replays the audio of Bernie going nuts.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/FallingDownBernie.jpg
http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/421585722/14.jpg
• Op says so much for soy milk and broccoli calming you down. Ant says he wonders if that rage has ever surfaced in any other time since he shot those guys.
• Jimmy asks where one of the interns is, Ricky that was sent out for coffee. Ben comes in to say that he thinks that he is lost, and that he is a nice kid but a little slow.
• Op talks about Napoleon Dynomite, and that he doesn’t know if he liked it or not.
• Ricky the intern calls in, to say that he is lost. Turns out he is right around the corner. Hawk has to go downstairs to go get him.
• Ant says that the listeners are speculating that Rick was on a crack run. Op says no way, he is just a nerd.
Break
• Eric calls in, and tells them that Ricky thought the place was called the Blue Awning” when they said that it was just a place with a blue awning.
http://img99.exs.cx:81/img99/1753/untitled3hl.gif
Eric says he will just get the coffee for Jimmy.
• They talk about the whacked out water bottle that has a logo that is exactly like the WOW logo.
http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/graphics/Products/Pinnacle/wow.jpg
Ant says there may be some litigation there, because the WOW logo is copyrighted. Op remembers an advertiser at WNEW that was selling “oxygenated water”.
• Op brings up black boxes in cars now that allow parents to monitor their kids’ cars.
• Caller – says that the black boxes are just another way that the government is trying to monitor everyone.
• This segues into talking about flying cars. Op says that they will never be any flying cars in their lifetime. Ant says that flying cars will be the most dangerous thing ever if they invented it.
• Caller – says that all phones have had GPS capabilities, which drives Ant crazy because he says it isn’t true and that the technology allows phones to be located using the cell phone signal towers, but not as accurately as with GPS. (* Side note…I think Ant may have been wrong on this one - See this thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22852)). Ant calls him a fucking buffoon.
• Ricky the intern comes in studio, and he says he feels bad because he messed up again. Op says he looks like he is going to cry. They ask him what happened, and how he confused the directions. Op says he is just kind of stupid. They start talking about movies, and Ant remembers seeing Saturday Night Fever with his mom and grandma. They start playing the music from Saturday Night Fever, along with clips from a porno and the storyteller. Then they play a clip from Sat Night Fever.
• Caller – cigarsandscotch from Wackbag, talks like Bill as Ricky.
• “Hello My name is Bill” into break
Break
• They start talking about Shannon Burke, an Orlando DJ that was on XM but got taken off.
http://img28.exs.cx:81/img28/3236/dscf03933mo.jpg
http://img190.exs.cx:81/img190/5747/shannonpromo20045004sw.jpg
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/2503/img1760m6pi.jpg
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/5997/shannon4io.jpg
Op talks about them being taken off the premium channel, and becoming part of all the other XM channels. He says that XM has gotten rid of a lot of channels to make room for new things, and Shannon Burke was one of the casualties. They play audio from his show, with hi talking about being kicked off XM. Op says that once they are off premium, they are thinking of expanding things on their channel, maybe adding other hosts. They continue with the audio, with the caller claiming he is canceling service for 10 radios. Finally he starts talking about O & A. Jimmy says he must be real popular at Orlando Magic games. More audio, and he makes a really stupid point about no one signing up for the premium channel while O&A have been on it. They plug Shannon’s website, and Op says “army attack”. Then they read a response that Shannon sent to a listener.
• Op says coming up next, the mystery bisexual guest – Wheelchair Fred!
Break
• Back from break, they explain the story about Wheelchair Fred, about how he got disabled and how his voice got messed up.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in. He says he hasn’t gotten laid since 1999. He also tells that them that he was arrested for cursing a cab driver. Op tells him to scream “I’m not an animal!” A new listener calls in and asks if he has to be an old listener to understand what Fred is saying.
• Op says that Fred needs to tell the gay sex story again. Fred explains that that one of the O&A listeners back in Boston met him and had gay sex with him. He tells them how it went down, and what happened was that the guy banged him, and he didn’t do anything to the guy. They ask Fred if he is gay and he says he has no attraction towards men. He gives out his email address on air so that he can get some action. Op says they will be doing a live broadcast from Boston, and they want Fred to join them.
• Caller – Megan says she is glad to see that their booker got them a guest finally.
• Op brings a story about Jack Nicklaus’s son drowning, and Jimmy starts gargling
Break
• Back, Ant can’t believe they are back. He says that there are entire threads on the message boards about them eating.
• They start talking about Fark.com, and the guy who runs the site Drew Carson calls in. He explains that the site started after he used to send out stories to his friends, and now he gets 1.75 million users checking the site daily. Ant says that he has noticed that there are a lot of hot women on Fark. He also talks about the Fark parties, and about the articles that are posted on the sites. Ant says he thanks Drew for coming on, because a lot of people on Fark were saying that his coming on the show would degenerate into something bad.
• Steve C. comes in studio, to talk about the newest foundry music site – RateMyWow (http://ratemywow.com). They talk about breast preferences, and what kind of nipples they like. Jimmy says he likes fat thick nips, and he loved the nips on one of the girls from the voyeur bus. Steve talks about how foundry music doesn’t get as many hits as Fark, but users stay on Foundry longer.
• Caller – calls in with a story about getting WOWed by an old lady.
• They switch to talking about the story of the actress that was shot in downtown NY by a black kid, and that the defense lawyers are claiming that the kid slipped and fell and that is what led to him shooting her. Jimmy wonders when was the last time black on white crime was called a hate crime. They play the audio from a report talking about the murder. Ant says he is tired of black people with the guns.
• Caller – calls in to say that he is black, and he works hard and other black men call him a sell out.
• Audio – “Why darkies were born” *ding-ding* (sung by the God Bless America lady, Kate Smith).
• “War of the Cumias” into break.
Break
• Op says they need to figure out a way to take a 5-6 minute break.
• Jerry Ferrara, from the HBO show “Entourage” calls in. Jimmy gets him with his gag twice.
• Ben comes in studio, and Jimmy starts ragging on him. Ant says listeners have been amazed at the video of Ben at Las Vegas and his herkying and jerking.
• Op remembers when they were in Boston and Ant made Wheelchair Fred get out of his chair and then fall flat on his face.
• They switch to talking about a teacher that went off on a rant in class because his students wouldn’t stand for the pledge of allegiance, and got videotaped by one of the students on his phone. They play the audio of it. Ant says that is the type of teacher that always ends up having something slipped in his coffee by the end of the year
• Audio of Bobby Knight shouting at his team.
• Laslow, the DJ on one of the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto, comes in studio. He says that Master Po is the real deal, after going through security. This segues into them talking about the Bernie Goetz thing yesterday, and how crazy it was in the studio. Lazlow brought in money that was used during slavery, and he talks about radio in the south.
• He switches to talking about today being the 10 year anniversary of the show he does, the “Technofiles”. They start talking about how radio is really getting sucky now, and Op says after XM they are done with radio.
• Caller – calls in to ask about GTA, and where he can hear Opie and Anthony calls in. Laslow says it’s in the last third of the game.
• Laslow talks about remote controlled helicopters, which is what Ant was also into while they were off the air.
• They also talk about technology, and the way that technology has advanced. Laslow talks about how he invested his money he earned during the late 90’s dot.com boom. Op talks about how Ant would trade during the show. This segues into them talking about online poker.
• Caller – talks about a story of a remote helicopter that cut a guy’s head off. Ant says he doesn’t know if that is true, but Ant says he heard of one that sliced a guy in the head and killed him.
• Laslow talks about a guy that wanted to invent a computer that could smell. Ant says that he couldn’t have imagined the fact that computers would be in everyone’s life. They talk about how the internet has become such a part of life that when you can’t get on you feel lost. Laslow talks about a service called akimbo that downloads TV shows movies etc. based on the user’s preference.
• Laslow brings up the senator from Alaska that wants to regulate cable and satellite radio, which they all agree will never happen. He also talks about the new RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) chips, that will be used to identify people at supermarkets, stores etc. and will be used in driver’s licenses.
• Quick Audio - Laslow’s Monster Rain commercial
• Op wishes Hawk Happy birthday again just as…
Program Complete
Photoshops by cigarsandscotch, Oswald and stevethrower