cutting off a finger on ebay?

[CHAINSAW]

check this guy out..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5562749533&rd=1

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I WILL CUT OFF MY PINKY FINGER!!!! I will cut off my finger in front of you or send you a video of it, your choice!! My name is Blake Weaver. I am 18 years old and a freshman in college. I was trying to find an inventive way to pay for my education and to buy some of the finer things in life. It is a win win situation. I will cut the entire pinky off. This sounds crazy but I will do it!!! Other fingers negotiable! Don't pass up on this once in a lifetime chance to get to see an event like this in person. Payment can be discussed. 100% real, only serious bidders!

For the low price of $790,000.00

How soon till it's pulled?

[CHAINSAW]

my guess is, this time tomorrow the auction will be gone. Pat from Moonachie should put another one of his toes up for auction!

[sickstringer]

still up, I love all the questions he's gotten. Surprised no bids yet. I was sure by now some joker would have made a fake bid.

[FBA_Psycho]

This made me chuckle....

Q: This might be a silly question but i was wondering if for that kind of money i will be the one to cut it off you? Also, how much would you charge for...more answered on...
A: MY PENIS IS OFF LIMITS!!! But as of you cutting off my pinky finger, well....It'd have to be discussed if you could do it fast and safely.