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edward420
03-04-2005, 02:40 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.attack.ap/index.html

BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.

St. James and LaDonna Davis were at the Animal Haven Ranch in Caliente to celebrate the birthday of Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

Moe was not involved in Thursday's attack, said Steve Martarano, a spokesman for the California Department of Fish and Game.

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when Buddy and Ollie, two of four chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, attacked St. James Davis, Martarano said. Officials have not determined how the chimps got out of their enclosure, he said.

LaDonna Davis, 64, suffered a bite wound to the hand while trying to help her 62-year-old husband, Martarano said.

The son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner killed the attacking animals, Martarano said.

"He saw what was happening and had one kind of weapon with him and then got another he felt would be more substantial and shot them," Martarano said. "He pretty much saved a life."

St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

Davis was transported to Loma Linda University Medical Center, where he was undergoing surgery late Thursday, Martarano said.

Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, authorities said.

"Everybody was trying to get the chimp off," Chealander said.

Two other chimps, females named Susie and Bones, also escaped from the cage they shared with Ollie and Buddy, prompting sheriff's deputies, animal control workers, and Fish and Game officials to launch a search.

The wayward pair were recovered by Animal Haven owner Virginia Brauer after five hours. Martarano said one chimp was two miles from the sanctuary, located 25 miles southeast of Bakersfield.

The Davises had waged an unsuccessful legal fight to bring Moe back to their West Covina home and visited him regularly at the sanctuary where he had been living since October. They brought the chimp from Africa decades ago after a poacher killed his mother.

Animal Haven Ranch has held state permits to shelter animals since 1985 and serves as a sanctuary for animals that have been confiscated or discovered lost, Martarano said.

It is allowed to house up to nine primates at one time and is home to one spider monkey and six chimpanzees, he said. The permits are held by Virginia and Ralph Brauer, whom neighbors described as responsible animal lovers.

"She's devoted her whole life to taking care of these chimpanzees," said Jeanne Miller, a family friend.


Those are some brutal monkeys.

JoeyDVDZ
03-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Happy birthday, bubbles!

Carvin
03-04-2005, 03:00 PM
Too bad Elvis never got some payback from Scatter The Monkee for tying him up in the backyard all winter.

Them chimps got the superhuman retard strength.

demonseed
03-04-2005, 03:05 PM
would that be sucks to be you, or would that be unlucky lottery?

jpc165
03-04-2005, 03:14 PM
it would be "sucks to be you" for both the people injured and the chimps getting shot and killed. it has to do with the odds of the incident occurring, as explained by ant on yesterdays show. i would assume being attacked by animals and animals being shot for attacking humans occurs frequently.

still funny shit though

edward420
03-04-2005, 06:43 PM
They Took His Balls Off For Christs Sake!

d0uche_n0zzle
03-04-2005, 06:45 PM
See what happens when you cage animals. Should have just sent him back to the Motherland.

Smoke
03-04-2005, 08:45 PM
See what happens when you cage animals. Should have just sent him back to the Motherland.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Absolutely. This is what you get for taking savage animals out of their enviroment while there are children who need to be adopted. Stop thinking you're a modern Tarzan you worthless self important jizzbags.