rocfastrini
03-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Show Open
• They talk about going to Washington next week. Ant says he is a problem solver, because he went ahead and fixed the grill above his desk using a newspaper. Op says it seems like Ant is in a bad mood today. Ant says he was paranoid walking to the building today, because Master Po told him yesterday that there was a big black guy walking around asking to talk to people, and it’s probably a precursor to getting robbed.
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He says as he walked in, he kept looking all around for black guys. He says that it is a nightmare walking from where he parks his car to the studio.
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They talk about how at that hour it’s just the dregs of society that is out there. Op says he used to walk to the studio, but now he takes a cab to the front of the building. Op says he is glad it is getting light earlier because he wants to rollerblade to work.
• Op says the show will be switching times; it will now be starting at 7 a.m.
• Master Po comes in studio, to say that he say the same black guy again today. He says that he was considering picking them up from home, but he was told it wasn’t necessary.
• Caller – Rose, a woman, who is calling in because a fellow trucker promised her a surprise if she called in to play GWIMP. Op asks her measurements, and she says 5’3 140lbs, at which point Op just cuts her off
• They start talking about Martha Stewart. Ant talks about seeing a woman on the news saying that Martha Stewart went to jail because she is a “powerful woman” and Jimmy says he hates hearing that because no one in America is afraid of a powerful woman.
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Ant says he can’t understand why they have her under house arrest.
• Rose, the woman from before calls back, because she says that she needs to play to get her surprise. She says she is a red headed version of “Thelma” Hayek. They ask her to describe her body, and she says she has a nice ass. Op says she sounds like she has the body of a pear. They tell her to send in a picture so they can see what she looks at. Jimmy gives out Ben’s address for people to send in pictures of male genitalia.
• Steve C comes in to explain that the chicks he was bringing in to use the vag pump all bailed on them because they got paying porn gigs at the last minute. Steve says that they were from Philly, and Jimmy says he hates Philly chicks. Op says this was supposed to be the focus of the show today, and he sends the “slut signal” out for any girls that want to come in. They say that Vin Diesel will be calling in later, and that it will be a rough interview because his new movie is getting horrible reviews. Ant talks about one of his movies “Pitch Black”.
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Break
• Caller – says they should let Stalker Patti do the vag pump. The boys say she will never do that.
• They talk about Day 2 of the attack on the Shannon Burke show. Hawk says he got a phone call from one of Shannon’s sidekicks. Op says that this will be the last day talking about Shannon, and that the attack is now over. They play the calls that got through to his show. They say that he got so paranoid that he started cutting off legitimate calls.
• Caller – calls in to pretend to be angry but gives a Jimmy plug instead.
• Op reiterates that it is over now, and Shannon can go back to obscurity. Op remembers listening to a show where the host was talking about ice cream flavors. Jimmy starts talking about how he hates Philly chicks. He says that Boston is the sluttiest city he has been to. They talk about each other’s breakfasts, and Jimmy says that he will be having a metro liner burger on their ride to DC on Sunday, so look out for the gas.
• This segues into them talking about “the Don and Mike show”. Op says that Don and Mike are playing right into their hands by mentioning them on their show. Jimmy says he can’t understand why Don’s wife needs to have so much airtime, and Ant reads an obituary that she wrote that was on the don and mike website. Op says he is so glad he is alone, because he would hate to have to deal with that i.e. having you wife write on your website. Jimmy says that the dog would lick his ass just to forget the smell of Don’s breath, and now he is dead because of “Ol’ Late for work”.
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Ant continues reading the obituary. Jimmy talks about one of the photoshops he saw on Wackbag and how funny it was -
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/1526/dog19ja.jpg
• They play a call that got through to their show, with a caller asking don “how much is that dead doggy in the window?” The call is interrupted when Ant sees the photoshop that cigarsandscotch did. Op continues playing the call, and says at least Don went with the call instead of hanging up like Shannon did. Jimmy says that Don’s dog is now a shish kabob in some Korean restaurant.
• Op says that most guys (like Don and Mike) are fat, and he remembers a fat guy he worked with in Buffalo. Back to the audio, Don is calling the guy back, and threatening to put the guy’s phone number on a website.
• More audio, this one of a caller pretending to call in about a legitimate subject, and then mentioning O & A and being dumped out. Don then starts trashing O & A, saying that they are “yesterday’s headlines”. Op explains that Don and Mike are failures, and they have failed in huge markets like Philly and New York. He also says that even though Howard is leaving terrestrial radio, they are not being picked to replace him. Op says that no one in satellite radio is interested in Don and Mike.
• One last audio clip, of Don saying that going to XM makes you invisible. Jimmy talks about the day at WNEW that he kept calling them on the hotline, and how desperate he was that day. Ant says that first caller really got to him, and Op says he loves it when they can get under people’s skin like that. Jimmy also says how stupid is Don threatening to put the guys number on a website when all of their listeners are 20 something and computer addicts.
• Milk Diva into break
Break
• Op reminds everyone that they will be broadcasting live from DC on Monday and Tuesday, and also talk about their live broadcast for St. Patrick’s Day. Op says he hopes that their “invisible” listeners will show up. Ben also talks about their upcoming appearance in Boston(date not set yet), and that Boston is becoming the sports capital of the world – With the Red Sox, the Pats winning and the Celtics playing good. Op talks about going to see Ben in Martha’s Vineyard, and being taken their by one of their friends in Boston named Bill.
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He continues telling them the stories about when he was there with Ben, about seeing the graveyard where Belushi was buried, and also seeing Larry David stoned.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/Belushi2.jpg
Op also says they met Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncle, and he took them to the nude beach, and then Op saw him running naked. He also tells another story of riding with Bill on the boat, and about Bill’s penthouse apartment which has a telescope and that he has really huge condoms. Ant says that Op does things he would never do like sleeping at other people’s houses. Op also talks about getting a ride on an amphibious car by the guy that is in charge of the Big Dig in Boston, and going to his private island. He describes how rich the guy, and how he had the most expensive champagne he had ever had.
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Ant says that he would never have nights like that, and then he says that even though there is no funny business in Op’s stories, his stories always conjure up “gay images” by the listeners. Ant reads some of the IF that the listeners sent in about Op’s story.
Break
• They talk about some of the audio clips that they want to put up on the website.
• Jimmy reads a story about the “Georgia House” hoping that Jamie Foxx reenacts a visit by Ray Charles. Ant says his only hope now is that he is typecast as Ray Charles forever. This segues into them talking about when actors play a character and act like the character is a separate person.
• Ant rewinds the program, so that they can play the audio of when Don called their show at WNEW. Jimmy explains that there was a dislike between the shows, and Op says that it was because Don and Mike were shoved down their throats. Then they play the audio. Op says he still can’t understand why Don called in that day.
• They play audio of Hummercash’s assault on the media, with the additional audio of the newscasters telling listeners that the woman is ok.
• They play audio from “Diary of an unborn fetus" (This thread has the awful text (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22992)).
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/5923/babywomb1yb.jpg
This leads to Ant playing the boat sound effect, and then him and Jimmy start goofing on the audio, with references to:
lil’ Connor, being Gay, being a transvestite, Don’s dog, Tommy Lee, Andrea Yates, Michael Jackson, Susan Smith.
• The “baby” sings at the end – and Op says here is the baby’s song, and he plays “Banana Phone”, followed by the “Internet is for Porn”. Then he plays the real, very awful, song, with Arnold clips in the background. *stop whining*
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Ant and Jimmy do some more of the baby stuff. Ant says it sounded like an “abort me Elmo doll”.
http://img196.exs.cx/img196/7945/1111488634355bin040027wc.jpg
Op says he heard that the name of the baby was Denise Richards, so they talk about Charlie Sheen and her getting divorced.
• Ant reads a story about a teacher that slept with multiple students. Jimmy says the chick looks like Eddie Trunk. Ant starts reading the story, but is distracted when they play the scene from “Wild Things” with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell. Op talks about the double standard, that it seems ok when it is older teacher with male student, but it’s creepy when it’s vice versa. Ant talks about a story about students who got photos from a teacher’s phone of her naked.
• Otto and George come in studio. Otto tells them that he has a new George now and the comment on the fact that he is wearing a Yankee jogging suit. They ask him when last he has spoken to Jeff Norris, and Otto says that he has gotten married and he has lost touch with him.
• They bring in Francine, old WNEW intern, and aspiring comedienne comes in to do the news. They ask her if she wants to do the vag pump, and they explain the pump to Otto. Francine starts doing her news, which includes stories about Israel, and about Howard Stern’s limo driver being subpoenaed by the SEC for insider trading. Ant says if it wasn’t for her retainer she’d be right out of there with her lisp. Op says they were having a great show until they brought Francine in, and Ant says it’s “ponderous, f’n ponderous”. She keeps reading the news. At the end, Ant says it was just the dullest thing ever. She tells them that she graduated from NYU, which they can’t believe. Otto asks her if she found it in the subway.
• They talk about the gates. Henri calls in and says that Francine has the delivery of Helen Keller and the enthusiasm of Otto in studio. They ask Francine if she knows who Helen Keller is, she has no idea. They also ask her who the first president was; she says it was Abraham Lincoln. They ask her what Abraham Lincoln did – she has no clue, but after clueing her in she finally guesses that he freed the slaves. They continue to question her to see what she knows.
• She says she wants to study law, and then she says she is learning law from the John Grisham novels. Jimmy says all Grisham books are the same, and he should get prostrate cancer.
• Jay Leno’s monologue about into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says it seems like Vin Diesel has blown them off. Op says he doesn’t care because they were doing him a favor by having him on the show, which Ant disagrees with.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in, to wish his son Happy Birthday. They explain Fred to Otto. George says take the crippled sodomite off the air. Fred says he has no luck with emails from the listeners.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio. They ask her to flash Otto, which she does. George says her breasts look pale and cadaver like. She brought in truffles for their 100th show, and gifts for Steve C and Erik’s birthdays. Jim asks her why she signs her emails with “Peace Out, Patti”. Op says they used to try to do high brow humor, and now they realize they should just dumb the show down. Patty says that someone paid her a visit, Marion (and Ant says too bad it wasn’t the Grim Reaper). Ant plays the “stop whining” and “shut up” clips while Patti just rambles on. They start eating some of the truffles Patty brought in.
• WDIL into show end. Jim tries to correct Ant for mispronouncing Achille Lauro – he thought it was Laurel. Turns out Ant had it right, and he starts doing “Laurel and Hardy”.
http://img199.exs.cx/img199/7417/cruiseshipinport2mi.jpg
Program Complete
Photoshops by: CAGE, Oswald, freak8, CanuckGirl and cigarsandscotch.
• They talk about going to Washington next week. Ant says he is a problem solver, because he went ahead and fixed the grill above his desk using a newspaper. Op says it seems like Ant is in a bad mood today. Ant says he was paranoid walking to the building today, because Master Po told him yesterday that there was a big black guy walking around asking to talk to people, and it’s probably a precursor to getting robbed.
http://img188.exs.cx/img188/4688/nycwburgnight7jc.jpg
He says as he walked in, he kept looking all around for black guys. He says that it is a nightmare walking from where he parks his car to the studio.
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8082/gangsta3ag.jpg
They talk about how at that hour it’s just the dregs of society that is out there. Op says he used to walk to the studio, but now he takes a cab to the front of the building. Op says he is glad it is getting light earlier because he wants to rollerblade to work.
• Op says the show will be switching times; it will now be starting at 7 a.m.
• Master Po comes in studio, to say that he say the same black guy again today. He says that he was considering picking them up from home, but he was told it wasn’t necessary.
• Caller – Rose, a woman, who is calling in because a fellow trucker promised her a surprise if she called in to play GWIMP. Op asks her measurements, and she says 5’3 140lbs, at which point Op just cuts her off
• They start talking about Martha Stewart. Ant talks about seeing a woman on the news saying that Martha Stewart went to jail because she is a “powerful woman” and Jimmy says he hates hearing that because no one in America is afraid of a powerful woman.
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/5559/marthafree1ov.jpg
Ant says he can’t understand why they have her under house arrest.
• Rose, the woman from before calls back, because she says that she needs to play to get her surprise. She says she is a red headed version of “Thelma” Hayek. They ask her to describe her body, and she says she has a nice ass. Op says she sounds like she has the body of a pear. They tell her to send in a picture so they can see what she looks at. Jimmy gives out Ben’s address for people to send in pictures of male genitalia.
• Steve C comes in to explain that the chicks he was bringing in to use the vag pump all bailed on them because they got paying porn gigs at the last minute. Steve says that they were from Philly, and Jimmy says he hates Philly chicks. Op says this was supposed to be the focus of the show today, and he sends the “slut signal” out for any girls that want to come in. They say that Vin Diesel will be calling in later, and that it will be a rough interview because his new movie is getting horrible reviews. Ant talks about one of his movies “Pitch Black”.
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/7707/pitchblack1si.jpg
Break
• Caller – says they should let Stalker Patti do the vag pump. The boys say she will never do that.
• They talk about Day 2 of the attack on the Shannon Burke show. Hawk says he got a phone call from one of Shannon’s sidekicks. Op says that this will be the last day talking about Shannon, and that the attack is now over. They play the calls that got through to his show. They say that he got so paranoid that he started cutting off legitimate calls.
• Caller – calls in to pretend to be angry but gives a Jimmy plug instead.
• Op reiterates that it is over now, and Shannon can go back to obscurity. Op remembers listening to a show where the host was talking about ice cream flavors. Jimmy starts talking about how he hates Philly chicks. He says that Boston is the sluttiest city he has been to. They talk about each other’s breakfasts, and Jimmy says that he will be having a metro liner burger on their ride to DC on Sunday, so look out for the gas.
• This segues into them talking about “the Don and Mike show”. Op says that Don and Mike are playing right into their hands by mentioning them on their show. Jimmy says he can’t understand why Don’s wife needs to have so much airtime, and Ant reads an obituary that she wrote that was on the don and mike website. Op says he is so glad he is alone, because he would hate to have to deal with that i.e. having you wife write on your website. Jimmy says that the dog would lick his ass just to forget the smell of Don’s breath, and now he is dead because of “Ol’ Late for work”.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/rudy.bmp
Ant continues reading the obituary. Jimmy talks about one of the photoshops he saw on Wackbag and how funny it was -
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/1526/dog19ja.jpg
• They play a call that got through to their show, with a caller asking don “how much is that dead doggy in the window?” The call is interrupted when Ant sees the photoshop that cigarsandscotch did. Op continues playing the call, and says at least Don went with the call instead of hanging up like Shannon did. Jimmy says that Don’s dog is now a shish kabob in some Korean restaurant.
• Op says that most guys (like Don and Mike) are fat, and he remembers a fat guy he worked with in Buffalo. Back to the audio, Don is calling the guy back, and threatening to put the guy’s phone number on a website.
• More audio, this one of a caller pretending to call in about a legitimate subject, and then mentioning O & A and being dumped out. Don then starts trashing O & A, saying that they are “yesterday’s headlines”. Op explains that Don and Mike are failures, and they have failed in huge markets like Philly and New York. He also says that even though Howard is leaving terrestrial radio, they are not being picked to replace him. Op says that no one in satellite radio is interested in Don and Mike.
• One last audio clip, of Don saying that going to XM makes you invisible. Jimmy talks about the day at WNEW that he kept calling them on the hotline, and how desperate he was that day. Ant says that first caller really got to him, and Op says he loves it when they can get under people’s skin like that. Jimmy also says how stupid is Don threatening to put the guys number on a website when all of their listeners are 20 something and computer addicts.
• Milk Diva into break
Break
• Op reminds everyone that they will be broadcasting live from DC on Monday and Tuesday, and also talk about their live broadcast for St. Patrick’s Day. Op says he hopes that their “invisible” listeners will show up. Ben also talks about their upcoming appearance in Boston(date not set yet), and that Boston is becoming the sports capital of the world – With the Red Sox, the Pats winning and the Celtics playing good. Op talks about going to see Ben in Martha’s Vineyard, and being taken their by one of their friends in Boston named Bill.
http://img226.exs.cx/img226/3369/cigar6wz.jpg
He continues telling them the stories about when he was there with Ben, about seeing the graveyard where Belushi was buried, and also seeing Larry David stoned.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/Belushi2.jpg
Op also says they met Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncle, and he took them to the nude beach, and then Op saw him running naked. He also tells another story of riding with Bill on the boat, and about Bill’s penthouse apartment which has a telescope and that he has really huge condoms. Ant says that Op does things he would never do like sleeping at other people’s houses. Op also talks about getting a ride on an amphibious car by the guy that is in charge of the Big Dig in Boston, and going to his private island. He describes how rich the guy, and how he had the most expensive champagne he had ever had.
http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6646/theadventurer4ik.jpg
Ant says that he would never have nights like that, and then he says that even though there is no funny business in Op’s stories, his stories always conjure up “gay images” by the listeners. Ant reads some of the IF that the listeners sent in about Op’s story.
Break
• They talk about some of the audio clips that they want to put up on the website.
• Jimmy reads a story about the “Georgia House” hoping that Jamie Foxx reenacts a visit by Ray Charles. Ant says his only hope now is that he is typecast as Ray Charles forever. This segues into them talking about when actors play a character and act like the character is a separate person.
• Ant rewinds the program, so that they can play the audio of when Don called their show at WNEW. Jimmy explains that there was a dislike between the shows, and Op says that it was because Don and Mike were shoved down their throats. Then they play the audio. Op says he still can’t understand why Don called in that day.
• They play audio of Hummercash’s assault on the media, with the additional audio of the newscasters telling listeners that the woman is ok.
• They play audio from “Diary of an unborn fetus" (This thread has the awful text (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=22992)).
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/5923/babywomb1yb.jpg
This leads to Ant playing the boat sound effect, and then him and Jimmy start goofing on the audio, with references to:
lil’ Connor, being Gay, being a transvestite, Don’s dog, Tommy Lee, Andrea Yates, Michael Jackson, Susan Smith.
• The “baby” sings at the end – and Op says here is the baby’s song, and he plays “Banana Phone”, followed by the “Internet is for Porn”. Then he plays the real, very awful, song, with Arnold clips in the background. *stop whining*
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Ant and Jimmy do some more of the baby stuff. Ant says it sounded like an “abort me Elmo doll”.
http://img196.exs.cx/img196/7945/1111488634355bin040027wc.jpg
Op says he heard that the name of the baby was Denise Richards, so they talk about Charlie Sheen and her getting divorced.
• Ant reads a story about a teacher that slept with multiple students. Jimmy says the chick looks like Eddie Trunk. Ant starts reading the story, but is distracted when they play the scene from “Wild Things” with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell. Op talks about the double standard, that it seems ok when it is older teacher with male student, but it’s creepy when it’s vice versa. Ant talks about a story about students who got photos from a teacher’s phone of her naked.
• Otto and George come in studio. Otto tells them that he has a new George now and the comment on the fact that he is wearing a Yankee jogging suit. They ask him when last he has spoken to Jeff Norris, and Otto says that he has gotten married and he has lost touch with him.
• They bring in Francine, old WNEW intern, and aspiring comedienne comes in to do the news. They ask her if she wants to do the vag pump, and they explain the pump to Otto. Francine starts doing her news, which includes stories about Israel, and about Howard Stern’s limo driver being subpoenaed by the SEC for insider trading. Ant says if it wasn’t for her retainer she’d be right out of there with her lisp. Op says they were having a great show until they brought Francine in, and Ant says it’s “ponderous, f’n ponderous”. She keeps reading the news. At the end, Ant says it was just the dullest thing ever. She tells them that she graduated from NYU, which they can’t believe. Otto asks her if she found it in the subway.
• They talk about the gates. Henri calls in and says that Francine has the delivery of Helen Keller and the enthusiasm of Otto in studio. They ask Francine if she knows who Helen Keller is, she has no idea. They also ask her who the first president was; she says it was Abraham Lincoln. They ask her what Abraham Lincoln did – she has no clue, but after clueing her in she finally guesses that he freed the slaves. They continue to question her to see what she knows.
• She says she wants to study law, and then she says she is learning law from the John Grisham novels. Jimmy says all Grisham books are the same, and he should get prostrate cancer.
• Jay Leno’s monologue about into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says it seems like Vin Diesel has blown them off. Op says he doesn’t care because they were doing him a favor by having him on the show, which Ant disagrees with.
• Wheelchair Fred calls in, to wish his son Happy Birthday. They explain Fred to Otto. George says take the crippled sodomite off the air. Fred says he has no luck with emails from the listeners.
• Stalker Patti comes in studio. They ask her to flash Otto, which she does. George says her breasts look pale and cadaver like. She brought in truffles for their 100th show, and gifts for Steve C and Erik’s birthdays. Jim asks her why she signs her emails with “Peace Out, Patti”. Op says they used to try to do high brow humor, and now they realize they should just dumb the show down. Patty says that someone paid her a visit, Marion (and Ant says too bad it wasn’t the Grim Reaper). Ant plays the “stop whining” and “shut up” clips while Patti just rambles on. They start eating some of the truffles Patty brought in.
• WDIL into show end. Jim tries to correct Ant for mispronouncing Achille Lauro – he thought it was Laurel. Turns out Ant had it right, and he starts doing “Laurel and Hardy”.
http://img199.exs.cx/img199/7417/cruiseshipinport2mi.jpg
Program Complete
Photoshops by: CAGE, Oswald, freak8, CanuckGirl and cigarsandscotch.