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03-08-2005, 03:04 PM
Show Open
• Op welcomes everybody, but is interrupted because of studio issues, specifically Ant having problems with his headphones. Ant compares it to parking your car at home and then finding everything not as you left it the next morning. Ant goes off on instant feedback telling them to stop bitching. Op says it’s simple; just hire someone to run their channel. Master Po comes in to tell them that he has video of the studio over the weekend that he can review to see who came in the studio.
• This segues into Ant talking about Fred Durst’s cell phone being hacked, and a video on it that shows him having sex. Op says the reason that Fred Durst is suing about the video is that he must have a small penis. Steve C. comes in to say that Fred Durst is saying that the video was taken off his computer when he took it in to get fixed. They talk about how people are so careless with their computer. Ant remembers that he drilled holes through his old hard drive, and Op says he took a sledgehammer to his, because he has no idea what could possibly be on it. Steve C says the best thing to do is to bake the hard drive in the oven for 15 mins.
• Caller – says he is glad that Op is back to the land of the living. Op says he was fighting the cold off for a long time and finally it got through and made him really sick.
• They start talking about how they didn’t start buying things until they were 30, and before that it was just driving around and looking for things people were throwing out. Ant remembers his apartment back in Mass that had couches with duct tape on it
• Caller – says he saw the Fred Durst video and he has a small one.
• Caller – says that Ant didn’t mind picking up sofas all over the place but he went crazy when there was a booger on his couch. Ant says because he was miserable back then, so nothing mattered, but he is happier now.
• Lil’ Jimmy calls in from California. Jimmy asks how Op is feeling, and Op says he is about 75%. Op says even though he was sick he went skating in the Park b/c it was warm in NY yesterday. Op says he wants to thank the listeners for all the e-cards they sent him with sarcastic comments. Jimmy says he is trying to get porn stars to wear an Opie and Anthony T-shirts during porn scenes. Jimmy explains why he is in LA, which is to audition for a part in an HBO series. They talk about Brandon Iron, who is the start of the slap happy porn series. They also ask Jim what he does with his hard drive, and he says that he has an old one that he is paranoid about getting rid of because he has pictures of his mule on it. Op says he wants to end all speculation by saying that even if Jimmy gets the part he will still be a part of the show.
• Ant brings up that Jimmy will just attack people on the message board that thrash the show. They talk about message boards, and Op says he is looking forward to having new message boards popping up, because what happens to all message boards eventually is that they become overly critical.
• Ant says he played video poker until his eyes hurt. Op talks about his OCD with solitaire on his Treo.
• Caller – talks about a version of solitaire called Spider Solitaire *crash*.
• Ant talks about the reaction that the “Diary of an Unborn Baby” got from the listeners. Op says that people loved that because of how it came out of nowhere.
• Caller – explains spider solitaire to Op. Ant says he can never understand card game rules, unless she is actually playing it. Op gives the stats from his Treo solitaire – Won 33 times, Lost 1458 times and Worst losing streak 349 games in a row.
• Caller – calls in to say that he has a small schlong, and he wants to know what he can to make it bigger. They talk about the surgery that makes it bigger, which involves cutting a tendon, and pulling it out to add to the length.
Break
• Op says he made people on the show happy that he called out yesterday because it’s like a snow day.
• Op then says that his ass is being violated – he had to get the finger from his doctor again. Op says he believes that gynecologists, proctologists and podiatrists all have respective fetishes – vag, ass and feet. He compares it to what they do in studio that they have to deal with messes in the hope that there will be the one hot chick that comes in to get naked. Ant says he thinks that 90% of the day sucks and it’s rare that there is the “gold nugget”. Op says that he thinks that all proctologists like man ass.
• Caller – says she works in a gyno office, and that it’s all old women.
• Caller – a woman who works at a proctologist, and says he is gay.
• Caller – says his dad talks about the Vag he sees at his doctor’s office.
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Op reminds everyone that they will be broadcasting from Hard Rock Café for St. Patrick’s Day.
• Steve C. comes in studio, and they talk about the Fred Durst Video that Ant was able to see during the commercial break. Op says that the problem with Fred Durst is that he has a “thin one”, and the chick he his banging has an ass that has been violated a few times.
• They talk about the latest assault on the media, which was more of a visual, of DOUGHBOY flashing a WOW sticker next to a reporter. Op replays the audio of Hummercash’s assault on the media.
• More listener submitted “Ramone” promos.
- Ramone getting a hangar
- Ramone fighting terrorists
- Ramone with Pat from Moonachie
They say that this is the death of the bit, because the promos are just awful now.
- Ramone helping with personals (?)
- Another Ramone with a hangar
- “Monster Rain” Ramone.
Op says that the Ramone series is now over, and the listeners are the one who ran it into the ground.
• Steve’s Brand New Ramone promo – with Ramone running over a dog.
• “Jim Norton Sensitivity Handbook” into break
Break
• Op continues with his story about his doctor’s visit. He says the reason for the finger was that the doctor had to get a stool sample. Ant says the doctor seems a little to eager to examine his ass.
• Caller – says he had a doctor with fat stubby fingers, which made him shit for a week.
• Ant talks about chimpanzees that attacked a couple at an animal sanctuary. They play audio of a report on the story. They talk about the damage the guy sustained which was having his face torn apart, his eye removed from the socket, his fingers chewed off. Ant says that everyone always see chimps as nice and cute, but not able to just bite a man’s face off. Op decides to go to the phones, as Eric Logan has suggested that they do (can you see where this is going, folks?)
- Caller – says the animal preserve is in Harlem
- Caller – says the monkey was saying “Hey can I talk to you?”
- Caller – says the monkey was biting b/c they took him off the Zoloft
- Caller – says he saw a video of the monkeys at a pizza parlor
- Caller – the monkey wanted to bite the guys nose to spite his face
Ant talks about the specials on the Discovery Channel , and how wild chimps are in the wild. Back to the audio, a specialist talking about a chimp attack he saw.
- Caller – says some of the chimps were trying to clean his windshield at 59th street.
• Op remembers the squeegee men that were there before Guiliani got rid of them.
• Chuck Vinson in studio (he actually came in before, during the chimp discussion, but they only just started talking to him). They talk to him about the stuff that he has directed. He says that he is a big fan of the show. He says he pissed his pants listening to the Eggnog show. Op notices his watch, and asks how it tells time – even though it’s a digital watch. Op says it’s sounded bad on radio, but the reason he asked was because if the way the display is set-up.
• Ant reads some of his credits from IMDB. They ask him how it was when he was filming the Cosby show, and he says that Cosby hooked him up with a lot of pussy when he was out there. Ant starts doing Cosby. He also talks about Lisa Bonet, and watching her mature. Op is distracted by watching naked pictures of Lisa Bonet from the movie “Angelheart” on “Mr. Skin.com”. They also talk about “Clarissa explains it all” and Jessica Biel. Ant brings up Jamie Foxx winning the Oscar for “Ray”, and how he is sick of it which chuck agrees with
• Caller – talks about the end of Martin show, which ended because Martin was groping his co-star. Chuck says that Martin had an 11 foot hoop in his house so that he could compete with people taller than him.
• Caller – talks about Jessica Biel. Ant says he was just distracted by Jessica Biel in “Blade: Trinity”. They also look at pictures of Scarlett Johannsen, and her trying to cover her breasts but they are too big.
• They talk about Dennis Miller for a little bit, and then are distracted by multiple pictures of Jessica Biel that Eric is showing them.
• Audio of Jay Leno’s monologue into break, with Dennis Miller doing the Michael Jackson jokes.
Break
• They are still being distracted by pictures that Eric is showing them, and then they start talking to Chuck about Michael Jackson. Chuck says that on one hand he kinda hopes that Jackson isn’t guilty, but when he listens to the news he can’t see how he couldn’t be guilty. Op plays audio of a report about the testimony. Op also talks about a photo of Michael Jackson with Webster in the NY Post. Ant starts doing MJ doing prank phone calls. Ant reads an account of the testimony, and he retells his tree house story. Then he starts doing Michael Jackson and the kid pretending to sleep.
• Chuck talks about how he was invited to film Jackson, and about filming Jacko outside the courtroom. He also describes Neverland, and that there are two trains in their. Steve C. comes in to talk about the video of MJ that Chuck did, and how there are people dressing him. He also talks about how disfigured his nose looks, and that MJ believes that all the major directors consult him about movies.
• John Heffron, from “Last Comic Standing” calls in. They ask him about his marriage and he says that it isn’t going too well right now. Op says that’s the curse of death, getting married just as you are getting famous. He explains that he has been married six months and already there is arguing. Ant says that he can definitely understand, because he only got married after only knowing the girl for a month. They talk about how when you get divorced you end up losing your house and ending up in a lousy apartment while your wife gets the house and Ant starts doing Dice because apparently Dice got divorced and lost his house. Heffron starts talking about Last Comic Standing, and how the third season ruined the show. He also tells a story about Jay Mohr doing his standup before bringing the comics on. Op says he doesn’t understand that, because on Survivor you don’t see the host taking part in the challenges. They thank John for calling in, and he plugs an upcoming appearance.
• Ant says that the first three years of a relationship should have no arguing at all. He brings up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston trying to go to counseling to save their relationship. Op says counseling is a waste of time, and unless you are the Elephant Man, you should just walk away if you get to the point where you need counseling.
• Track from Lil’ Jimmy’s Yellow Discipline into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says the show is sponsored by Mr. Skin.com because Erik has been showing them video from that site all day of young actresses, including a French actress from the movie “Swimming Pool”.
• They talk about Martha Stewart, and that she was in a really easy prison. Also Op talks about Bridgette Nielsen getting married. Op says Sly Stallone is in town and he wonders why their booker hasn’t booked him on the show. Lastly Op brings up a story about Ed McMahon falling down at his home, which Chuck says is always a bad sign.
• WDIL into show end.
Program Complete
• Op welcomes everybody, but is interrupted because of studio issues, specifically Ant having problems with his headphones. Ant compares it to parking your car at home and then finding everything not as you left it the next morning. Ant goes off on instant feedback telling them to stop bitching. Op says it’s simple; just hire someone to run their channel. Master Po comes in to tell them that he has video of the studio over the weekend that he can review to see who came in the studio.
• This segues into Ant talking about Fred Durst’s cell phone being hacked, and a video on it that shows him having sex. Op says the reason that Fred Durst is suing about the video is that he must have a small penis. Steve C. comes in to say that Fred Durst is saying that the video was taken off his computer when he took it in to get fixed. They talk about how people are so careless with their computer. Ant remembers that he drilled holes through his old hard drive, and Op says he took a sledgehammer to his, because he has no idea what could possibly be on it. Steve C says the best thing to do is to bake the hard drive in the oven for 15 mins.
• Caller – says he is glad that Op is back to the land of the living. Op says he was fighting the cold off for a long time and finally it got through and made him really sick.
• They start talking about how they didn’t start buying things until they were 30, and before that it was just driving around and looking for things people were throwing out. Ant remembers his apartment back in Mass that had couches with duct tape on it
• Caller – says he saw the Fred Durst video and he has a small one.
• Caller – says that Ant didn’t mind picking up sofas all over the place but he went crazy when there was a booger on his couch. Ant says because he was miserable back then, so nothing mattered, but he is happier now.
• Lil’ Jimmy calls in from California. Jimmy asks how Op is feeling, and Op says he is about 75%. Op says even though he was sick he went skating in the Park b/c it was warm in NY yesterday. Op says he wants to thank the listeners for all the e-cards they sent him with sarcastic comments. Jimmy says he is trying to get porn stars to wear an Opie and Anthony T-shirts during porn scenes. Jimmy explains why he is in LA, which is to audition for a part in an HBO series. They talk about Brandon Iron, who is the start of the slap happy porn series. They also ask Jim what he does with his hard drive, and he says that he has an old one that he is paranoid about getting rid of because he has pictures of his mule on it. Op says he wants to end all speculation by saying that even if Jimmy gets the part he will still be a part of the show.
• Ant brings up that Jimmy will just attack people on the message board that thrash the show. They talk about message boards, and Op says he is looking forward to having new message boards popping up, because what happens to all message boards eventually is that they become overly critical.
• Ant says he played video poker until his eyes hurt. Op talks about his OCD with solitaire on his Treo.
• Caller – talks about a version of solitaire called Spider Solitaire *crash*.
• Ant talks about the reaction that the “Diary of an Unborn Baby” got from the listeners. Op says that people loved that because of how it came out of nowhere.
• Caller – explains spider solitaire to Op. Ant says he can never understand card game rules, unless she is actually playing it. Op gives the stats from his Treo solitaire – Won 33 times, Lost 1458 times and Worst losing streak 349 games in a row.
• Caller – calls in to say that he has a small schlong, and he wants to know what he can to make it bigger. They talk about the surgery that makes it bigger, which involves cutting a tendon, and pulling it out to add to the length.
Break
• Op says he made people on the show happy that he called out yesterday because it’s like a snow day.
• Op then says that his ass is being violated – he had to get the finger from his doctor again. Op says he believes that gynecologists, proctologists and podiatrists all have respective fetishes – vag, ass and feet. He compares it to what they do in studio that they have to deal with messes in the hope that there will be the one hot chick that comes in to get naked. Ant says he thinks that 90% of the day sucks and it’s rare that there is the “gold nugget”. Op says that he thinks that all proctologists like man ass.
• Caller – says she works in a gyno office, and that it’s all old women.
• Caller – a woman who works at a proctologist, and says he is gay.
• Caller – says his dad talks about the Vag he sees at his doctor’s office.
• Stephen Lynch song into break
Break
• Op reminds everyone that they will be broadcasting from Hard Rock Café for St. Patrick’s Day.
• Steve C. comes in studio, and they talk about the Fred Durst Video that Ant was able to see during the commercial break. Op says that the problem with Fred Durst is that he has a “thin one”, and the chick he his banging has an ass that has been violated a few times.
• They talk about the latest assault on the media, which was more of a visual, of DOUGHBOY flashing a WOW sticker next to a reporter. Op replays the audio of Hummercash’s assault on the media.
• More listener submitted “Ramone” promos.
- Ramone getting a hangar
- Ramone fighting terrorists
- Ramone with Pat from Moonachie
They say that this is the death of the bit, because the promos are just awful now.
- Ramone helping with personals (?)
- Another Ramone with a hangar
- “Monster Rain” Ramone.
Op says that the Ramone series is now over, and the listeners are the one who ran it into the ground.
• Steve’s Brand New Ramone promo – with Ramone running over a dog.
• “Jim Norton Sensitivity Handbook” into break
Break
• Op continues with his story about his doctor’s visit. He says the reason for the finger was that the doctor had to get a stool sample. Ant says the doctor seems a little to eager to examine his ass.
• Caller – says he had a doctor with fat stubby fingers, which made him shit for a week.
• Ant talks about chimpanzees that attacked a couple at an animal sanctuary. They play audio of a report on the story. They talk about the damage the guy sustained which was having his face torn apart, his eye removed from the socket, his fingers chewed off. Ant says that everyone always see chimps as nice and cute, but not able to just bite a man’s face off. Op decides to go to the phones, as Eric Logan has suggested that they do (can you see where this is going, folks?)
- Caller – says the animal preserve is in Harlem
- Caller – says the monkey was saying “Hey can I talk to you?”
- Caller – says the monkey was biting b/c they took him off the Zoloft
- Caller – says he saw a video of the monkeys at a pizza parlor
- Caller – the monkey wanted to bite the guys nose to spite his face
Ant talks about the specials on the Discovery Channel , and how wild chimps are in the wild. Back to the audio, a specialist talking about a chimp attack he saw.
- Caller – says some of the chimps were trying to clean his windshield at 59th street.
• Op remembers the squeegee men that were there before Guiliani got rid of them.
• Chuck Vinson in studio (he actually came in before, during the chimp discussion, but they only just started talking to him). They talk to him about the stuff that he has directed. He says that he is a big fan of the show. He says he pissed his pants listening to the Eggnog show. Op notices his watch, and asks how it tells time – even though it’s a digital watch. Op says it’s sounded bad on radio, but the reason he asked was because if the way the display is set-up.
• Ant reads some of his credits from IMDB. They ask him how it was when he was filming the Cosby show, and he says that Cosby hooked him up with a lot of pussy when he was out there. Ant starts doing Cosby. He also talks about Lisa Bonet, and watching her mature. Op is distracted by watching naked pictures of Lisa Bonet from the movie “Angelheart” on “Mr. Skin.com”. They also talk about “Clarissa explains it all” and Jessica Biel. Ant brings up Jamie Foxx winning the Oscar for “Ray”, and how he is sick of it which chuck agrees with
• Caller – talks about the end of Martin show, which ended because Martin was groping his co-star. Chuck says that Martin had an 11 foot hoop in his house so that he could compete with people taller than him.
• Caller – talks about Jessica Biel. Ant says he was just distracted by Jessica Biel in “Blade: Trinity”. They also look at pictures of Scarlett Johannsen, and her trying to cover her breasts but they are too big.
• They talk about Dennis Miller for a little bit, and then are distracted by multiple pictures of Jessica Biel that Eric is showing them.
• Audio of Jay Leno’s monologue into break, with Dennis Miller doing the Michael Jackson jokes.
Break
• They are still being distracted by pictures that Eric is showing them, and then they start talking to Chuck about Michael Jackson. Chuck says that on one hand he kinda hopes that Jackson isn’t guilty, but when he listens to the news he can’t see how he couldn’t be guilty. Op plays audio of a report about the testimony. Op also talks about a photo of Michael Jackson with Webster in the NY Post. Ant starts doing MJ doing prank phone calls. Ant reads an account of the testimony, and he retells his tree house story. Then he starts doing Michael Jackson and the kid pretending to sleep.
• Chuck talks about how he was invited to film Jackson, and about filming Jacko outside the courtroom. He also describes Neverland, and that there are two trains in their. Steve C. comes in to talk about the video of MJ that Chuck did, and how there are people dressing him. He also talks about how disfigured his nose looks, and that MJ believes that all the major directors consult him about movies.
• John Heffron, from “Last Comic Standing” calls in. They ask him about his marriage and he says that it isn’t going too well right now. Op says that’s the curse of death, getting married just as you are getting famous. He explains that he has been married six months and already there is arguing. Ant says that he can definitely understand, because he only got married after only knowing the girl for a month. They talk about how when you get divorced you end up losing your house and ending up in a lousy apartment while your wife gets the house and Ant starts doing Dice because apparently Dice got divorced and lost his house. Heffron starts talking about Last Comic Standing, and how the third season ruined the show. He also tells a story about Jay Mohr doing his standup before bringing the comics on. Op says he doesn’t understand that, because on Survivor you don’t see the host taking part in the challenges. They thank John for calling in, and he plugs an upcoming appearance.
• Ant says that the first three years of a relationship should have no arguing at all. He brings up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston trying to go to counseling to save their relationship. Op says counseling is a waste of time, and unless you are the Elephant Man, you should just walk away if you get to the point where you need counseling.
• Track from Lil’ Jimmy’s Yellow Discipline into break
Break
• Back from break, Op says the show is sponsored by Mr. Skin.com because Erik has been showing them video from that site all day of young actresses, including a French actress from the movie “Swimming Pool”.
• They talk about Martha Stewart, and that she was in a really easy prison. Also Op talks about Bridgette Nielsen getting married. Op says Sly Stallone is in town and he wonders why their booker hasn’t booked him on the show. Lastly Op brings up a story about Ed McMahon falling down at his home, which Chuck says is always a bad sign.
• WDIL into show end.
Program Complete