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savethewave
03-10-2005, 06:12 PM
So, was this the most cringe-inducing thing you have ever heard?

I, for one, feel like even if I took 30 showers in a row, I'd never feel clean.

I think I'll go jump in the shower, and just sit on the floor, hugging my knees, crying, like a college girl who just sobered up and realized she just pulled a train at the frathouse.
demonseed
03-10-2005, 06:14 PM
You are correct, that was one of the most cringing moments of the Opie and Anthony show, both old and new versions of the show.
What made it totally cringey , was the silent game they played while he was fucking himself with the dildo.
Pussification
03-10-2005, 06:29 PM
hell yeah cringe to the 10th power.
Ballbuster1
03-10-2005, 06:34 PM
I heard that while driving home. I actually felt bad for once.
Pure cringe...........:clap:
ol' Cabey leg
03-10-2005, 06:39 PM
was anybody else leaking clear stuff? and if not is that weird?
DjAnalLightBulb
03-10-2005, 06:54 PM
I tried really hard (in vain) not to get a mental picture. I think when Opie told him to do this or you're off the show is right up there with "Take the wig".
Opie is pure fucking evil and goddamn I love him.
Ballbuster1
03-10-2005, 07:03 PM
Opie is pure fucking evil and goddamn I love him.Yeah, it's no surprise he lives alone. He's just a dick, but
so fucking funny.:clap:
scottmichael
03-10-2005, 07:16 PM
http://www.newsjerks.com/handi-dildo.jpg

Today's show was the best when Opie talked wheelchair Fred into using a dildo on himself. Keep up the good work!
deafy
03-10-2005, 07:23 PM
Simply awful...but great! ha ha ha.. I had to ponder my morals on that one.
mainliner
03-10-2005, 07:30 PM
oh it was unreal but what made it worse was when norton made that sound after it to simulate, i thought i was gonna lose my ass after tha one.
JohnnyGriswold
03-10-2005, 07:32 PM
I thought for sure he was gonna crank it! What a mess that would be.
savethewave
03-10-2005, 07:45 PM
Convincing a miserable, wheelchair-bound accident victim with a crushed larynx to shove a dildo up his ass was, quite simply, <i>THE</i> most horrific thing I have <i>ever</i> heard.

Stalker Patti's despairing, hitching sobs during the "take the wig" bit does not compare to the pure, human degradation of Wheelchair Fred today.

Hearing the screams of trapped mine-shaft victims is like a Disney cartoon by comparison.

:clap: Keep up the quality, guys! :clap:
KAI
03-10-2005, 08:43 PM
that was unbelieveable. I for one started laughing my ass off when fred's voice suddenly got higher.... Cringe radio at its finest.
Mahoney
03-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Today was my favorite show. After Derf's pathetic ramblings after ****** himself and hanging up while stranded in a tub, Norton has his best line to date - "Anyone else hard?"
Goods
03-10-2005, 09:26 PM
missed it...I think I am kinda glad too, it sounds uber gay.
Arch Stanton
03-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Uh, my mouth didn't close for quite awhile. I was calling everyone I know who has the show(of course, tanks to me they are subs). Had no luck, but they heard the replay. One had to turn it off.
I for one was stupified. Laughed my head off. Could be top 5 bit of all time, especially since Op and Ant tag teamed the guy.
Probably rolled himself to the deli right after he hung up.
Mindriot
03-10-2005, 09:44 PM
Didn't anyone else catch Derf saying "Maybe I'm full of Shit"

While the whole bit was friggin hilarious, I think Derf was just acting.

Listen to the replay and you'll hear him say that.

Either way I was Pissing myself at the end. The Silent Game never gets old!
PCLoadLetter
03-10-2005, 10:05 PM
So, was this the most cringe-inducing thing you have ever heard?

Absolutely.

I had to stop everything I was doing and listen to every degrading moment, much like watching the proverbial train wreck...
Tug McGroin
03-10-2005, 10:15 PM
So, was this the most cringe-inducing thing you have ever heard?



I fell asleep mid-show (not because the show was boring but because i hadn't been to sleep since 5 am the previous day..) and i wake up hearing Opie say something like "you need to do this or you wont be a friend of the show anymore". Good God, the only thing i could do is lay there half awake and gawk at my radio. I cringed, i winced, i laughed.

Bra-damn-vo boys, Bra-damn-vo
FreeTheCricket
03-10-2005, 10:24 PM
It was sort of like when you smell rotten milk, and you offer it up to everybody to smell it. Nobody really wants to, but this nasty little voice in their head makes them do it anyway. I didn't want to listen, but I did, and the whole time I had my head in my hands and I just kept saying, "Don't do this Fred, please don't do this." I almost wanted to reach through my speakers and choke Opie so he would just stop, but alas, I couldn't. Norton's line about being hard when it was done was one of the funniest things I have ever heard, so that made it all worth it in the end.
I just hope this never happens again.
Xyn
03-11-2005, 05:30 AM
The poker chips, the bernie goetz CD incident, and now this...

I'm not sure if opie should be hung drawn and quartered, or given a medal...

Maybe both?
savethewave
03-12-2005, 08:10 PM
It was sort of like when you smell rotten milk, and you offer it up to everybody to smell it. Nobody really wants to, but this nasty little voice in their head makes them do it anyway. I didn't want to listen, but I did, and the whole time I had my head in my hands and I just kept saying, "Don't do this Fred, please don't do this." I almost wanted to reach through my speakers and choke Opie so he would just stop, but alas, I couldn't. Norton's line about being hard when it was done was one of the funniest things I have ever heard, so that made it all worth it in the end.
I just hope this never happens again.

Absolutely. I was an EMT years ago, and once we picked up a body of a guy that had been dead in his house for two months, and everybody there wanted me to unzip the body bag so they could all see and have a whiff.

The Wheelchair Fred bit was worse than that.
Apathygirl
03-12-2005, 08:17 PM
Never have I had the urge to puncture my own eardrums, as I did when poor old Fred was playing a round of butt darts with himself.
HerkyJerkySmurf
03-12-2005, 08:28 PM
Jesus christ that was god damn sick & twisted
Nam Nit
03-12-2005, 08:45 PM
missed it...I think I am kinda glad too, it sounds uber gay.


It's entertaining to watch the uncomfortable masses here convience themselves they were listening because it was funny.

::goes back in time machine::

Today I learned that "cringe" means "gay". :icon_wink
cableone12
03-12-2005, 09:42 PM
Holy Shit, that was HORRIBLE!!!!!



Cringe is Back!!
db16947
03-12-2005, 10:03 PM
I could not listen to it...heard the 1st 3 hours 3 times but i could not bring myself to listen to fred...too irritating , too gay , too sick , too creepy....
majormongo
03-12-2005, 10:12 PM
I would rather have listened to a political debate between Club Soda Kenny (a.k.a. Luca Brasi) and Lady Di.

It was evil. Funny, but evil. Kinda like Jerry Lewis.
Hudson
03-12-2005, 10:14 PM
Wait he is asking for sex?????
I think he is asking for the sweet veil of death to encompass him!:action-sm :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil
Box o'wine Judy
03-12-2005, 10:41 PM
The worst is when he said, "I'm picking up speed now". Holy shit I thought I was gonna puke.

But, we need that kind of cringe every 10 years or so...gets rid of the bad blood.
Premarital Sex
03-12-2005, 10:47 PM
I actually got sick to my stomach while listening to this. I was laughing my ass during the preparation. He got it from the tool box, lubed it up, had is butt exposed, but when his voice got higher and he said "I'm picking up speed now," I got that pit feeling in my stomach which has yet to go away.
KramdensDeliciousMarshall
03-12-2005, 10:59 PM
At Fred's command, I was more than willing to oblige.