Polish Chick on the show... I Stink - Inky

[Uncle_Inky]

Holy crap, had a bunch of girls flake out on me this morning, and wound up with one fucking girl that.............well...........you heard.~LOL

Bah

[demonseed]

Hey, its the thought and the effort that counts.. So, I dont think you stink.. You managed to get a girl down there.

[BalloonKnotB]

You didn't tell them what happened the last time you were in with Triple H, did you???!!

Keep trying Inky!

[robification]

we love you anyway... at least you're bringing chicks in to the studio

[Hoagie]

I think you should send me some free porn to make up for it. :icon_wink

[kloraferm]

I liked her.

[al885]

dude bring Callista next time

[Assuck]

Women.... untrustable

[GFE PIMP]

Opie was right about that polish chick!!!

Just saw the pics of her on Foundry and she is indeed a fatty.

[al885]

where are the god damn pics?

[GFE PIMP]

Go to O&A's site.

[Seth]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/53/div/lounge/gallery/lounge_gallery_Polish_Hottie_Fatty___03_11_05_.htm l

OOFA! Good try though Icky! Keep it up... bringing the girls I mean ;)

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I demand reparations!

[kloraferm]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/53/div/lounge/gallery/lounge_gallery_Polish_Hottie_Fatty___03_11_05_.htm l

OOFA! Good try though Icky! Keep it up... bringing the girls I mean ;)
Wow she definitely changed after seeing the "glamour shots". Fucking deceitful photographers! In all fairness though, she looks ok for a "regular girl". She could stand to do some sit ups and skip a meal here n there

[cableone12]

I'd bet she tries harder though!

[JhaxShucksChock]

God Damnit are you Fucking with Me?

Opie wins this one, I was sure he was overreacting but the difference was huge.

[Uncle_Inky]

Well I just listened to replay, and at least it made me laugh!~LOL

Poor girl RAN down the hall crying!~LOL

[NightStalker3]

You need to start brainwashing them Uncle Inky, good job man anyway. Any chance Brooke from your sites would come in?

[al885]

If it makes her feel any better, i'd do her.

[DoughBoy]

she did get a little porky, but I'd hit it.

[burningsun]

after seeing the pics, Vos' "female jimmy" comment on today's show is hilarious

[kloraferm]

where are the god damn pics?
http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/53/div/lounge/gallery/lounge_gallery_Polish_Hottie_Fatty___03_11_05_.htm l

[FreeTheCricket]

She is HARDLY fat. She may need to lose a little of her tummy fat, but that's about it. She has fantastic tits, decent ass, nice bush. If anything, she could POSSIBLY be qualified as a butter face, but even that's not too bad. I'd give her a 7 overall, and I can pretty much guarantee that anybody on this message board would nail her in a hearbeat if she approached them at a bar. I know I would.

[Palerider4146]

Maybe I've been married to long, but she wasnt that bad. Dont get me wrong, the website photos are very misleading, but remember those Brittiny Spears photos where she looked horendous. Admit it boys, none of us would throw her out of bed, maybe a window afterwards, but not out of bed.

[Mrs.Squidlow]

Good lord,,, this chick's photographer is almost as good as Oprah Winfrey's make up artist.

[TurboDan]

She's not fat. I didn't like the hairstyle on her snatch though. Girls with skin that light should be sporting wood floors only. She was a bit "desheveled."

[SteveSteele]

Thanks for trying Inky. Not everyone's a winner. Polish chicks are hotter and sluttier especially when they need to give it up for citizenship.

[Seth]

The problem is that she looks like that at 19. If she was in her mid-20s, I'd defend her like crazy! But at 19? That's pretty far gone to not become awful pretty soon. She does do a great job as a nude model though. Kudos for that.

[DoughBoy]

She's not fat. I didn't like the hairstyle on her snatch though. Girls with skin that light should be sporting wood floors only. She was a bit "desheveled."

In the one picture, you see her belly hanging. In the other picture it looks like her face got stung by an entire hive of wasps. Don't tell me she's not fat.

Personally, I love the wood floor, but on this chick that wispy patch was hot. I'd still bang the shit out of her.

[Assuck]

I kinda wanna sink my teeth into her tummy. It be hot

[njWOWfan69]

shes fat.

[TurboDan]

In the one picture, you see her belly hanging. In the other picture it looks like her face got stung by an entire hive of wasps. Don't tell me she's not fat.

Personally, I love the wood floor, but on this chick that wispy patch was hot. I'd still bang the shit out of her.

Eh, it wasn't so much the hanging belly, but her very light skin color. The whisp of hair looked like a mini Einstein style. I dunno, to each his own.

And for the record, I too would bang the shit out of her.

[nortonswhore]

The biggest problem is the difference between her onemodelplace photo and the ones from the studio. How much airbrushing did they do? Don't get me wrong, I'd still bend her over the counter at Dunkin Donuts while she shovels Boston Creme donutes in her fat face, but she's nothing to write home about.

Nice try though Inky, a 6-7 is better than nothing.

[kloraferm]

She's not too fat, it's not like she'd later years Brando, but she's still got a cuteness to her.

[Mindriot]

Id stick it!

But she is exactly what Op said she was.
And damn, she is one pasty ass bitch.

[Uncle_Inky]

Oh man, I just sent Steve the wow pics.............................. AWEFUL!!!~LOL
I swear one of em you cxan see the tears welling up in her eyes!~LOL

BTW, I'm drunk and much calmer now ;-)

[kloraferm]

ok...
Come on, there's never been a pic of you where you're making an awkward face?

[Premarital Sex]

Did doughboy just introduce his counterpart sig pic 'Doughgirl'?

[Uncle_Inky]

Did doughboy just introduce his counterpart sig pic 'Doughgirl'?
LMAO!!!

[Silera]

I'm 3 1/2 months pregnant and thinner than her.

[digitalpez]

ok...


Dough... you are too fucking funny... relentless... I love it.

[Uncle_Inky]

So I'm guessing I shouldn't shoot her for my sites?~LOL
And just for the record folks, man I was just as fucking surprised when the clothes came off as everyone!! Been trying to get her to work for me cause...well look at her portfolio, it's fucking beautiful. And I don't know man, I gotta give mad props to her photographer, I know I can't change water to wine like that!~LOL

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I'm 3 1/2 months pregnant and thinner than her.

Talk to us in five months...

[digitalpez]

Bzzzz! Bzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Premarital Sex]

It's just that puffy, shiny, pale face reminds me of a porcelain doll. I think if someone smashed her in the face with a hammer not only would it break her face into pieces, but it would do her the favor of ending her modeling career before her upcoming fatness does. She's got 3 months to get into Playboy or Penthouse. Time's a tickin and the pounds are a packin...

[Uncle_Inky]

You need to start brainwashing them Uncle Inky, good job man anyway. Any chance Brooke from your sites would come in?
Won't be until summer, but yes I was actually talking to her about that yesterday. She's away at college and we shoot in bulk during her breaks.
Now Brooke WILL blow you ALL away!!!

[DoughBoy]

I still love ya Inky. PS you got any links to some of these girls that will blow me away? PM's are always welcomed.

[Silera]

Talk to us in five months...
What about?

[eafofny]

She's not fat ... for ALLEGEDLY being a model? Yeah, she's fat.
We'd all nail her.
She's not 19, c'mon people. Not with a bunt like that.

What does she model .... cake?

yuch

[NightStalker3]

http://midnightassassinsgroup.hugehost.net/images/oa/brooke.jpg

Brooke when she graduated from high school.

Look forward to her Uncle Inky. thanks

[digitalpez]

Talk to us in five months...

What about?

Somebody missed the boat on that one douche_n0zzle... :icon_roll

[Silera]

Which is why I asked.

[Chester'sLiver]

Which is why I asked.
He means, you will be big when you are 8 months. Usually women don't show that much at 3 months.

[digitalpez]

Which is why I asked.

Hi... guuuuuuuuuuuurl! :action-sm [Insert formal introduction bullshit]

What douche meant was 'talk to us LATER in your pregnancy...' :icon_eek:

Are you the ET looking lady in your sig pic? [God I hope not]

- Happy To Help

[Tug McGroin]

So I'm guessing I shouldn't shoot her for my sites?~LOL
And just for the record folks, man I was just as fucking surprised when the clothes came off as everyone!! Been trying to get her to work for me cause...well look at her portfolio, it's fucking beautiful. And I don't know man, I gotta give mad props to her photographer, I know I can't change water to wine like that!~LOL

The difference between the portfolio and the in studio shots are pretty amazing. Its not that she's horrible..
I guess its kind of like winning a free Viper then finding out it's a four cylinder automatic...It's just not what you got all excited for.

[Silera]

Ah, addition.

Are you the ET looking lady in your sig pic? [God I hope not]


Look to the left.

[Nimrod]

I'd definitely nail her

Edit: You didn't tell them what happened the last time you were in with Triple H, did you???!!



What happened?

[digitalpez]

Ah, addition.



Look to the left.

To the left... I see about a 1/3 of what appears to be a female. :icon_roll

[Silera]

Yes, I have no head.

I'm sure you're a broken pez dispenser.

~~~~ ROLLEY EYES TO ETERNITY ~~~~~~~~~~

[MarshmallowRain]

The female version of jim norton, lol what I have heard of the show so far today was pretty good. Normally being a woman i would stick up for someone of my own gender but opie was definitely right on the pale part. Anymore pale and she could fit into Michael Jackson's league of albinos.

[Seth]

(I can't wait to see the reaction once digital pez realizes what Silera's saying....)

[digitalpez]

Yes, I have no head.

I'm sure you're a broken pez dispenser.

~~~~ ROLLEY EYES TO ETERNITY ~~~~~~~~~~


My pez dispenser works perfectly... [Womens' Candy of Choice Since 1977]



~~~~Quadruple Infinity Rolley Eyes~~~~

[Danny Knuckles]

She is HARDLY fat. She may need to lose a little of her tummy fat, but that's about it. She has fantastic tits, decent ass, nice bush. If anything, she could POSSIBLY be qualified as a butter face, but even that's not too bad. I'd give her a 7 overall, and I can pretty much guarantee that anybody on this message board would nail her in a hearbeat if she approached them at a bar. I know I would.


you got thatr right cricket. beggers cant be choosers.

[Silera]

~~~Rolley eyes to infinity power SQUARED~~~~~~~~

[digitalpez]

Anymore pale and she could fit into Michael Jackson's league of albinos.

Marshmallow... so just how long have you been living in Moonachie?

:icon_wink

[SteveSteele]

Admit it boys, none of us would throw her out of bed, maybe a window afterwards, but not out of bed.

I'll throw her out of bed. There is always more room to fuck on the floor.

[digitalpez]

Compare her hot glamour shots:


[Insert Train Crash Sound Here]

[SOS]

I am happy that they are having nude chicks back on the radio.

[lucky]

I think she is whackable but then again compared to where I usually got to stick it, she is hot.

[Silera]

I like your honesty.

[lucky]

You would understand if you seen my girlfriend. And thanks, I try to be.

[njWOWfan69]

yo who does dis silera broad think dat she iz??!

yo u look like da gramma on da back of hallmark shoebox cardz dat i give to my galz for their birthdayz.

jus sayin

-mikey ballz

[Peachy]

*shrugs* Not high-calibur, but not horrible either. She just needs a li'l toning.

[ResinIII]

I'm 3 1/2 months pregnant and thinner than her.


Silera, you have beautiful body.I've seen pics when you guys were in WNEW studio.You snap back well!Congrats on your new arrival :clap:

[cigarsandscotch]

She's is a little porky for a model. Who's her iinfluence Mia Tyler? But, she is okay for an ordinary girl. Most guys here would tap her if they met her in a bar. She could also do well as a "day stripper".

[njWOWfan69]

she iz like a 5

[IamAWOWgurl]

more like -5 to the 6th power. :icon_roll

[njWOWfan69]

yo i broke up wit u, stop stalkin me.

[fothermucker]

I like that European look she has, being Polish. I'd give her a 7 probably, but it may have been a bad day so she could definitely go up.

[IamAWOWgurl]

duh, im now stalkin you, this is a public message board. Why the sensitivity? does her bunt remind you of thiz new girl you are bangin?

[lucky]

Are we performing our own scticks now?

[njWOWfan69]

anywayz to get back on topic, ne of u dat actually think dat this polish broad wuz anything hi'er then a 5 needz 2 get their eyes looked at by a professional eye looker person.

desperateness does not equal bonus points.

[IamAWOWgurl]

honestly, she could use a tan and afew sit ups. Other than that she's probably a high 7.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Give the girl a break, not her fault she packed on an extra 12-15 lbs. Nothing a coke whore diet couldn't cure.

[njWOWfan69]

she doeznt even look good in dat pic, u guyz must get some really ugly damez.

[doc]

I thought she was attractive. True, she had a little belly. But, who is going to notice that when she is face down in the pillow sobbing, "stop mister, please stop"?

[Clit Commander]

As Opie would say "AAAAAAAH What the fuck." She has tits and a nice puffy vag. Baby fat is definitely deal-able, nice ass that looks like it could take a decent pounding too. The pictures at the One Model site are definitely tricky but if you look at all of them, you can find a few where the beginnings of a bunt are forming. She definitely needs to start working out a lot, maybe a little purging here and there or else her fifteen minutes of fame will be shortened drastically.

That said I've definitely seen worse in the studio.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid160/p844278b129fdbb1e8e03aa160fbc49be/f4dcebdc.jpg

[kloraferm]

I'm sorry, a few extra pounds aside, I can't trash this girl (although right now I'm laughing my ass off at the "aborted fetus audio" so I'm not sure where my line is)

[Clit Commander]

Ya know a few have mentioned it and I agree, being European definitely gives her some (some) bonus points (like one or two.) I banged a Swedish chick who was visiting a friend of mine for the summer a few years back. She had a very similiar body to this one and she banged like nobody's business. She never seemed to have enough. I guess that adds some bias to my opinion.

[Ballbuster1]

Seeing the foundry pics now, I'm really disappointed. A 5 at best.

[njWOWfan69]

see, ballbuster obviously knows his hot babez.

[Coffee Diva]

I'd do her without question. Ninety percent of the "model photos" on these sites are Photoshopped out the ass anyway.

[snakeeyes]

Fuck it, I'd bang her.

[Hoagie]

I don't have a problem with the body in any of the pictures, what amazes me is the face. How did they get her face to look so good in the professional shots and so awful (well, not that awful, but compared to the professional shots...) in the studio shots?

[Gonzoid]

I hated her face. Even with teh few pounds I liked the body. 5.5 even with the good pics for that "how many friends am I going to have to get to install this lightbulb" loo to her face.

[MikeHimself]

when I was first listening to the show, I thought Opie was just being mean and being the bad cop. But after seeing the pictures, I must admit he was right. She could lose a few pounds.

[click]

I don't have a problem with the body in any of the pictures, what amazes me is the face. How did they get her face to look so good in the professional shots and so awful (well, not that awful, but compared to the professional shots...) in the studio shots?

I know what you're saying. I guess it's the lighting and the angles or something. That's the only part of the show I missed. Did they tool on her or what? I guess it was bad for Inky to apologize. We still luv you though Unc :action-sm

[APortablePhone]

we shoot in bulk during her breaks.

By breaks do you mean when you exhume her corpse from your backyard? You are a sick man Uncle Icky.

[Hudson]

She is pretty, she just looks like she gave birth recently.

[caniseeyourtaint]

well...take into consideration....when photographer shoots a roll of film, hes lucky if he gets one or two good pictures per roll. on a modelling shoot they take many rolls of film. so out of one shoot they are lucky to have 12 good pictures that can be used for something decent. so sure...take a few rolls of film of even the nastiest pig and one or two pics will come out lookin like a supermodel with the right lighting.

[Juanfartez]

well...take into consideration....when photographer shoots a roll of film, hes lucky if he gets one or two good pictures per roll. on a modelling shoot they take many rolls of film. so out of one shoot they are lucky to have 12 good pictures that can be used for something decent. so sure...take a few rolls of film of even the nastiest pig and one or two pics will come out lookin like a supermodel with the right lighting.

One to two good pictures per roll is a sign of a bad photographer. A GOOD photographer will have half a roll of good material to work with. And in my opinion Inky, she aint that bad. Keep bringing them in!:action-sm

[ruggedo]

The model shots were way gooder then then the studio stuff,
but she wasnt that bad. At least a six, with possiblities for a seven or eight,depending on how late and how dark the bar is.

[THE FEZ MAN]

She is pretty, she just looks like she gave birth recently.
or a late term abortion :action-sm fyi i worked at glamor shots for a couple of months its amazing to see makeup applied with an air brush

[snakeeyes]

None of you can say you wouldnt let her drop logs on your chest.

[MR JMF]

she was radio hot. end of discussion

[Uncle_Inky]

By breaks do you mean when you exhume her corpse from your backyard? You are a sick man Uncle Icky.
:hippie: :icon_mrgr

[PoisonGirl]

I think Opie was very harsh on her considering there have been way worse in the studio and he's never done that. A girl doesn't have to be thin or goodlooking to be on one model place...anyone who has decent pictures can put themselves up there. What gets me is he was ranting and raving about the blonde girl who is in the movie "Swimming Pool" who was absolutely hideous, pretty much looked like a rat, but hey, maybe he was into her because she reminded him of the rodents that set up residence in his appartment !

[FreeTheCricket]

Dudes... this is all sort of useless banter. EVERY MODEL GETS AIRBRUSHED AND TOUCHED UP!!! Not one of them look as good in person. I live in Cleveland, and I have had the (great) pleasure of metting 2 Playoby Playmates of the Year - Heather Kozar and Carmella DeCesare. Yeah, they are hot, and yeah, they have great bodies, but neither of them look even remotely as good in person as they do in Playboy. Carmella had WAY too much makeup on (Tammy Faye Baker amounts), and Heather just loooked sort of "frumpy". Those pics of the model that was in studio were unedited, untoched, and from bad angles. I know if I would have taken some pics of Heather and Carmella, there would have been penty of people on this message board who would be making negative comments. You are all seriously misguided if you think that any model is not primped, posed, and shot from the perfect angle, and then later the photos are edited on photoshop or some similar program. As I said in my first post, her face ain't the best, but give me a break on the body... it's fine.

[sodomybagel]

I think her airbrushed pics look bad too. Stupid Polish cunt.

[BIV]

Okay I did not see the glamour shots, didn't need to. While I would bang her, she is fat. The fact that so many people on here are saying that she is not fat or "not too fat" just shows how fucked up American standards have become. Lose 15-20 pounds chicky.

[PoisonGirl]

BIV wrote:
The fact that so many people on here are saying that she is not fat or "not too fat" just shows how fucked up American standards have become. Lose 15-20 pounds chicky.

You are kidding right? Americans are fucked up because 15-20 lbs overweight is too much? How about Americans are fucked up because they think that 5'8 - 6' tall and 110 lbs is normal? Its not normal. Look at a weight chart, I'm sure you can easily find one on the internet. 40 + lbs over your normal weight is considered "fat".

Go watch more TV and look a women's magazines to get more brainwashed by the fucked up American (media) standards!

[BIV]

BIV wrote:
The fact that so many people on here are saying that she is not fat or "not too fat" just shows how fucked up American standards have become. Lose 15-20 pounds chicky.

You are kidding right? Americans are fucked up because 15-20 lbs overweight is too much? How about Americans are fucked up because they think that 5'8 - 6' tall and 110 lbs is normal? Its not normal. Look at a weight chart, I'm sure you can easily find one on the internet. 40 + lbs over your normal weight is considered "fat".

Go watch more TV and look a women's magazines to get more brainwashed by the fucked up American (media) standards!

Really? You ever been out of the country? To a place where women really care about their appearance, not only for themselves but for their man? You don't see this shit in asian and south American countries. Alot of Europe is void of this obesity taint as well.

You got some junk in the trunk by the time you are 30? No problem. Age is a bitch. But it's just not acceptable for a girl who is freaking 19. Do some sit ups and put down the ice cream.


Oh, and welcome to Wackbag.:action-sm

[PoisonGirl]

Really? You ever been out of the country? To a place where women really care about their appearance, not only for themselves but for their man? You don't see this shit in asian and south American countries. Alot of Europe is void of this obesity taint as well.

She isn't in the best shape with a bit of a gut but hardly 'fat' ! More out of shape than anything.

Yes I have been out of the country and for you to mention ASIAN countries is ridiculous because everyone knows those yellow mummys have totally different metabolisms than Europeans/Americans! It has nothing to do with how they keep up with thier bodies, they are naturally thin all the time.

If you go to Italy, Greece, Spain, Germany, Russia, etc, you will see REAL women. Women with curves and actual bodies, not stick skinny concentration camp women.

[BIV]

yellow mummys

Hell, I like you!! You can come to my house and fuck my sister!

I don't want to see ribs, but I don't want a bunt either. Is that so much to ask?

[Iwgmr]

I find her hot, that's all that matters. I don't care what all of you think. hoo hoo!!!

[Seth]

ugh, kill me now... I agree with BIV. Eat when you're hungry and you won't look like that. Practice no self-restraint and indulge whenever your spoiled desires tell you to while being too lazy to exercise and you'll be fat. Have a problem with the word fat? Too fucking bad, that's what you are. Food is sustanance, not a fucking luxury to be indulged in to excess so that you become unhealthy. That crap advertised on television is not food- its poison. Don't feel well and can't figure out why? Maybe its your awful fucking diet.

Damnit. I hate ranting.

[jack torrance]

If you go to Italy, Greece, Spain, Germany, Russia,ADD--Poland etc, you will see REAL women. Women with curves and actual bodies, not stick skinny concentration camp women.[/QUOTE]

Pull them thick meat drapes open and hit that shit till its raw :icon_evil

i work in a polish/russian neighborhood in Jersey, she's your typical Pollock girl

[Uncle_Inky]

i work in a polish/russian neighborhood in Jersey, she's your typical Pollock girlActually I grew up in a Polish neighborhood, Greenpoint Brooklyn, and growing up all the girls were beefy and sometimes a little hairier than one would like. However over the last few years something happened and now the neighborhood is like a breeding ground for super model types. It's fucking amazing.

And I still got stuck with this one........... go figure :icon_roll

[jack torrance]

Actually I grew up in a Polish neighborhood, Greenpoint Brooklyn, and growing up all the girls were beefy and sometimes a little hairier than one would like. However over the last few years something happened and now the neighborhood is like a breeding ground for super model types. It's fucking amazing.

And I still got stuck with this one........... go figure :icon_roll

Yeah, thats true. There are some that look like "Arian Supermodels" Blond Hair, Long Legs. NICE.
Im in Trenton, NJ So I dont know about Brooklyn.
Any guy on the show would bang that girl you brought in, I would.

[Uncle_Inky]

Yeah, thats true. There are some that look like "Arian Supermodels" Blond Hair, Long Legs. NICE.
Im in Trenton, NJ So I dont know about Brooklyn.
Any guy on the show would bang that girl you brought in, I would.

Oh I'd bang the shit out of her as well!! I just no longer wish to photograph her!~LOL

[Zilch]

I'd bang the chick on the model site anytime, anywhere.
I'd bang the chick in the studio after several Jagr shots and 6-10 beers. Or after bottom-feeding once McSorley's closes.

I don't mind a little extra weight as long as it's evenly distributed, but that gut is pretty horrid. And her face is busted. Some of you seem to think she's beautiful, but I'm thinking most of you would wake up the next day counting the minutes until 1) she leaves or 2) you can drop her off without looking like the completely inconsiderate selfish asshole you really are.

[jack torrance]

Oh yeah, after i fucked her I'd kick her ass OUT

[PatrickKing]

I'd bang the chick on the model site anytime, anywhere.
I'd bang the chick in the studio after several Jagr shots and 6-10 beers. Or after bottom-feeding once McSorley's closes.

I don't mind a little extra weight as long as it's evenly distributed, but that gut is pretty horrid. And her face is busted. Some of you seem to think she's beautiful, but I'm thinking most of you would wake up the next day counting the minutes until 1) she leaves or 2) you can drop her off without looking like the completely inconsiderate selfish asshole you really are.


:clap: Well put!! lol Totally not my cup of tea but I bet by 330am she is crazy hot! :icon_lol:

[kloraferm]

I think everyone's being too hard on this girl (heh heh I said 'hard on'). She'd be fine if she dropped about 10 lbs. and got some sun, she's a little pale. It's not like she's Lady Di or Big Butt Mendi.

[Coffee Diva]

Some of you seem to think she's beautiful, but I'm thinking most of you would wake up the next day counting the minutes until 1) she leaves or 2) you can drop her off without looking like the completely inconsiderate selfish asshole you really are.
What do either of those two things have to do with how the girl looks?

[PoisonGirl]

She'd be fine if she dropped about 10 lbs. and got some sun, she's a little pale.

Pale is beautiful...better than some tan leather bitch who's only use by the time she is 30 is as a bag of luggage!

[kloraferm]

Pale is beautiful...better than some tan leather bitch who's only use by the time she is 30 is as a bag of luggage!
I don't like tans that are leathery and unnatural, and the pale thing works on some people, not everyone though. It could've been the studio lighting or the camera flash though.

[Uncle_Inky]

It could've been the studio lighting or the camera flash though.
Nope, the studio pics are very acurate

[kloraferm]

Oh, well then maybe she could use a little color