JhaxShucksChock
03-11-2005, 03:09 PM
Let's try this again, it didn't go anywhere the last time. Here is the original O&A drinking game. What we want to do here is come up with additions/revisions to it with new stuff from the XM show.
The Opie And Anthony Drinking Game
OPIE RULES
Anthony rings the bell on Opie, ----, or Rick (2 if Opie rings the offensive bell). If they ring it on themselves or a caller or guest, take 3 gulps.
The show is dumped out or bleeped. If Opie or Anthony screw up and said the censored item, drink 2. If it's Rick, finsih the drink... he should use his air time more wisely. Finish your drink if the "emergency Van Halen" goes on.
Drink 3 if Opie screws up on the board. If Anthony is out and Opie is alone, drink each time a song is played. If Anthony is alone, drink each time there is dead air. If Rick does something stupid....drink! (AKA the Invisible Man rule)
Finish the drink if a calm Opie cracks a CD across the console... that's for Carol.. If Ant does it, drink 2.
The horn is honked on Anthony or anyone else (If Opie is the whacky one, drink 2)
Opie says "regroup"
Opie says "hold the phone" or "hold the f'n phone."
Opie asks "Well, do you have big breasts?" or "show us your stuff"
Opie says "what did you learn on the show today"
Opie does not respond properly to a caller..."uh huh" or "go ahead" or "yeah go ahead"
Opie says "EASY......EASY"
If Opie does an entire read, not just pawning it off on Ant.
Opie says "whatever"
O or A says "what are you high?" or "are you insane?"
If some jackass doesn't respond to Opie's greeting on the phone, drink 2 to pass the time.
Every time you hear Opie say "They are raising thewhite flag outside the studio" Take two TWO drinks and toast Ack
.Take one drink everytime Anthony ends a sentence with". . . Opie" and Opie responds "Yes Anthony" orvice versa. Because it is soooo Lame
Opie yells
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink..
Finish the drink if Opie does an impression (yeah right) and a shot to numb the shock.
If one of Opie's brothers makes it on the air or an IF... drink.
Each time the fax number is mentioned or a new station ID. If Anthony does it, finish the drink.
You have the urge to salute Opie's swamp lip. That shit aint normal dude. Finish the drink if Opie mentions his swamp lip. If Anthony mentions is, drink 2 times. If Rick mentions it, 3.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
ANTHONY RULES
Anthony announces "I will go out on a limb" or "I must say..."
Someone mentions Anthony's hangover
Anthony rings the bell on Opie, ----, or Rick (2 if Opie rings the offensive bell). If they ring it on themselves or a caller or guest, take 3 gulps.
If Ant's brother Joe is on the air or an IF or one of his songs are played... you get the idea.
The show is dumped out or bleeped. If Opie or Anthony screw up and said the censored item, drink 2. If it's Rick, finsih the drink... he should use his air time more wisely. Finish your drink if the "emergency Van Halen" goes on.
Drink 3 if Opie screws up on the board. If Anthony is out and Opie is alone, drink each time a song is played. If Anthony is alone, drink each time there is dead air. If Rick does something stupid....drink! (AKA the Invisible Man rule)
Finish the drink if a calm Opie cracks a CD across the console... that's for Carol.. If Ant does it, drink 2.
The horn is honked on Anthony or anyone else (If Opie is the whacky one, drink 2)
If Ant does an imitiation of a sound effect.
Corky appears
Charlton Heston, Rev. Al, Rudy, Dice, Yoshi... take 2 gulps....Anthony deserves the salute
Reagan, Shatner, or any new guest... take 3....just cause u can.
Finish the drink if Opie does an impression (yeah right) and a shot to numb the shock.
Each time the fax number is mentioned or a new station ID. If Anthony does it, finish the drink.
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
If a person getting the train, chopper, etc. psychs Ant out, do a shot.
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
SHOW RULES
Rick tells someone to "shut up" Drink 2 if he trys to say he is not a fag.
If your hear "GAK GAK GAK" drink. If Mark calls sober, do a shot. If he calls drunk... I think he already did enough "drinking" to cover you on this one.
Drink 2 times if the caller is a celebrity. If the caller mentions another radio show, drink 1 time for stupidity. If it is Jay Mohr drink every time he speaks...when he is on, can't you just feel the love?.
Drink when Stinky is on the air. Drink 2 if he does his Dice impression
If anyone on management speaks on air, drink until they stop. This may even include Rick (or is it Fredo?)
You turn on the radio for the first time and its a commercial. If it's a "worst of" finish the drink.
When you hear "OK TERRIFIC"
Every time Jay Moore plugs a gig, if he plugs some one else 2.
Each song played on a music break, take a gulp.
When the train, chopper, or anythin else to get a caller to shut up starts, take a drink. If the person is hit, chug for 5 seconds. If the person psychs Ant out, do a shot. If it's the ping pong, drink 2 (the original sound effect).
Someone digests something on air that is not a usual part of a food group.
A naked woman is on the air. If its a naked guy, finish your drink...maybe it will sound better that way.
If Rick is accused of being homo (some accusation...his eyes are still pigmented from makeup he wore). If Anthony or Opie are accused. drink 2.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Each time someone calls during being intiated into the hummer tuesday club. Drink 2 if the boys get the girl to "chomp down"
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
Someone in the stuido is drinking. (although you might not want to drink in case it's the last time they are on the air)
If beer or sex or management is not mentioned for 5 minutes....Drink
Each time a Ron & Fez promo is on
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Someone mentions the unofficial site. If you here Steve on the air (not a commercial read), drink. If they read a Joe Soprano Instant Feedback, drink. (who wishes to add: Drink if an I.F. is read from Buttnut, Stoner Markk, The Barber or Lizard from Wantagh, and Drink if that guy T.J. calls in" - he's got good stuff all the time.)
Drink if Froy or Dan from Hoboken have an IF or call. If the message board is mentioned directly, drink.
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink.
An airsick song or a song by Q is played
An old bit is played.
If they go after 7 PM, finish your drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
BONUS GAMES
A less drunkin way to play along with the show...
Caller Game 1 - Moving the show along
Play along with your friends. When someone calls in, guess if the caller will
get through the call, get trained, choppered, shot, award music, ping ponged, or yelled at by Opie. If you are wrong, drink. You can even keep score (in that case, assign points to the different things and play like the game "asshole," switching the ranks every half hour).
Caller Game 2 - What's in your pants?
Play along with Opie & Anthony... if you are right, tell every one to drink. Only one "Opie blind guess" per show per person.
The Opie And Anthony Drinking Game
OPIE RULES
Anthony rings the bell on Opie, ----, or Rick (2 if Opie rings the offensive bell). If they ring it on themselves or a caller or guest, take 3 gulps.
The show is dumped out or bleeped. If Opie or Anthony screw up and said the censored item, drink 2. If it's Rick, finsih the drink... he should use his air time more wisely. Finish your drink if the "emergency Van Halen" goes on.
Drink 3 if Opie screws up on the board. If Anthony is out and Opie is alone, drink each time a song is played. If Anthony is alone, drink each time there is dead air. If Rick does something stupid....drink! (AKA the Invisible Man rule)
Finish the drink if a calm Opie cracks a CD across the console... that's for Carol.. If Ant does it, drink 2.
The horn is honked on Anthony or anyone else (If Opie is the whacky one, drink 2)
Opie says "regroup"
Opie says "hold the phone" or "hold the f'n phone."
Opie asks "Well, do you have big breasts?" or "show us your stuff"
Opie says "what did you learn on the show today"
Opie does not respond properly to a caller..."uh huh" or "go ahead" or "yeah go ahead"
Opie says "EASY......EASY"
If Opie does an entire read, not just pawning it off on Ant.
Opie says "whatever"
O or A says "what are you high?" or "are you insane?"
If some jackass doesn't respond to Opie's greeting on the phone, drink 2 to pass the time.
Every time you hear Opie say "They are raising thewhite flag outside the studio" Take two TWO drinks and toast Ack
.Take one drink everytime Anthony ends a sentence with". . . Opie" and Opie responds "Yes Anthony" orvice versa. Because it is soooo Lame
Opie yells
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink..
Finish the drink if Opie does an impression (yeah right) and a shot to numb the shock.
If one of Opie's brothers makes it on the air or an IF... drink.
Each time the fax number is mentioned or a new station ID. If Anthony does it, finish the drink.
You have the urge to salute Opie's swamp lip. That shit aint normal dude. Finish the drink if Opie mentions his swamp lip. If Anthony mentions is, drink 2 times. If Rick mentions it, 3.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
ANTHONY RULES
Anthony announces "I will go out on a limb" or "I must say..."
Someone mentions Anthony's hangover
Anthony rings the bell on Opie, ----, or Rick (2 if Opie rings the offensive bell). If they ring it on themselves or a caller or guest, take 3 gulps.
If Ant's brother Joe is on the air or an IF or one of his songs are played... you get the idea.
The show is dumped out or bleeped. If Opie or Anthony screw up and said the censored item, drink 2. If it's Rick, finsih the drink... he should use his air time more wisely. Finish your drink if the "emergency Van Halen" goes on.
Drink 3 if Opie screws up on the board. If Anthony is out and Opie is alone, drink each time a song is played. If Anthony is alone, drink each time there is dead air. If Rick does something stupid....drink! (AKA the Invisible Man rule)
Finish the drink if a calm Opie cracks a CD across the console... that's for Carol.. If Ant does it, drink 2.
The horn is honked on Anthony or anyone else (If Opie is the whacky one, drink 2)
If Ant does an imitiation of a sound effect.
Corky appears
Charlton Heston, Rev. Al, Rudy, Dice, Yoshi... take 2 gulps....Anthony deserves the salute
Reagan, Shatner, or any new guest... take 3....just cause u can.
Finish the drink if Opie does an impression (yeah right) and a shot to numb the shock.
Each time the fax number is mentioned or a new station ID. If Anthony does it, finish the drink.
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
If a person getting the train, chopper, etc. psychs Ant out, do a shot.
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
SHOW RULES
Rick tells someone to "shut up" Drink 2 if he trys to say he is not a fag.
If your hear "GAK GAK GAK" drink. If Mark calls sober, do a shot. If he calls drunk... I think he already did enough "drinking" to cover you on this one.
Drink 2 times if the caller is a celebrity. If the caller mentions another radio show, drink 1 time for stupidity. If it is Jay Mohr drink every time he speaks...when he is on, can't you just feel the love?.
Drink when Stinky is on the air. Drink 2 if he does his Dice impression
If anyone on management speaks on air, drink until they stop. This may even include Rick (or is it Fredo?)
You turn on the radio for the first time and its a commercial. If it's a "worst of" finish the drink.
When you hear "OK TERRIFIC"
Every time Jay Moore plugs a gig, if he plugs some one else 2.
Each song played on a music break, take a gulp.
When the train, chopper, or anythin else to get a caller to shut up starts, take a drink. If the person is hit, chug for 5 seconds. If the person psychs Ant out, do a shot. If it's the ping pong, drink 2 (the original sound effect).
Someone digests something on air that is not a usual part of a food group.
A naked woman is on the air. If its a naked guy, finish your drink...maybe it will sound better that way.
If Rick is accused of being homo (some accusation...his eyes are still pigmented from makeup he wore). If Anthony or Opie are accused. drink 2.
The scale of the WOW sight index. (10=1, 9=2, 8=3, 7=4, 6=5, 5=6, 4=7, 3=8, 2=9, 1=finish it)
Each time someone calls during being intiated into the hummer tuesday club. Drink 2 if the boys get the girl to "chomp down"
Triangle drink 1. Mohawk drink 2. Just skin drink 3. A Peruvian Jungle do a shot.
Someone in the stuido is drinking. (although you might not want to drink in case it's the last time they are on the air)
If beer or sex or management is not mentioned for 5 minutes....Drink
Each time a Ron & Fez promo is on
Each time traffic or Huntington is mentioned
A movie ending is exposed....drink 2. For every caller that bitches...drink.
Someone mentions the unofficial site. If you here Steve on the air (not a commercial read), drink. If they read a Joe Soprano Instant Feedback, drink. (who wishes to add: Drink if an I.F. is read from Buttnut, Stoner Markk, The Barber or Lizard from Wantagh, and Drink if that guy T.J. calls in" - he's got good stuff all the time.)
Drink if Froy or Dan from Hoboken have an IF or call. If the message board is mentioned directly, drink.
Drink 2 times if Opie takes a call from "Mike" or "John". Drink 3 times if Anthony takes a call from "Mike" or "John". If either takes a call from "Anthony" (which they say is the popular caller name) finish the drink. If someone named Wendy calls in or is in the studio, down half the drink.
An airsick song or a song by Q is played
An old bit is played.
If they go after 7 PM, finish your drink.
Drink if Ant is referred to as Ack or Opie is referred to as Op.
Drink if a fight club starts. If Ant is in the fight, drink 3 times. If Ant wins, finish your drink.
If they get syndicated, go out and have a party at the nearest bar until it closes.
BONUS GAMES
A less drunkin way to play along with the show...
Caller Game 1 - Moving the show along
Play along with your friends. When someone calls in, guess if the caller will
get through the call, get trained, choppered, shot, award music, ping ponged, or yelled at by Opie. If you are wrong, drink. You can even keep score (in that case, assign points to the different things and play like the game "asshole," switching the ranks every half hour).
Caller Game 2 - What's in your pants?
Play along with Opie & Anthony... if you are right, tell every one to drink. Only one "Opie blind guess" per show per person.