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03-14-2005, 01:22 PM
Starting today, the show is 7 – 11 a.m.
Show Open
• Op says welcome to all the people, and Ant says he wants to only welcome the people that actually knew that the show was starting an hour later today and the rest are just “ass-fucks”. He reads some of the instant feedbacks from people that thought the best of hour at 6 was live.
• Op brings up the story of the weekend, of a black guy that escaped authorities on Friday in Georgia. Ant explains how the story went down, and how the guy went on a killing spree before being caught because a woman he let go called the police. Ant then brings up “crazy Whitey crime”, which was a guy in Wisconsin shooting people in a church meeting. Ant points out that religion that led to this, but no one is pointing that out.
• Ant notices that his mic is messed up after he shouted.
• Op says that Jesus caused another death, because a woman was killed by a collapsing makeshift altar.
• Ant talks about his commute in, which has been affected by the hour later change. He says there was more stress because of the traffic but he has a new mantra – “I don’t give a shit”. Op says that they were setting up to tape him when he walked in, because he expected Ant to just go crazy.
• They ask Jimmy how he feels, and Ant says he notices that Jimmy has some hair grown in. Jimmy says he got in late from Baltimore.
• They talk about their upcoming vacation, and Op says he is trying to figure out what to do. Ant says he is going on a big family 10 day cruise.
• Op talks about Thursday’s live broadcast from the Hard Rock Café, and that he wants to figure out a contest that they can do there to give away Myfis.
• Op advertises a strip club called “Titties” in Carnasie, seemingly out of the blue.
• Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Op explains that one of the reasons for the move was because of the fact that they are a national radio show, and that this will allow for West Coast fans to participate.
• Caller – says that they should do a drinking a gallon of milk in an hour contest.
• Op says another good thing about the hour later is the amount of people that are on the streets now.
• Op brings up “Brother Wease”, who was his mentor in radio, and the fact that he has been diagnosed with cancer. He explains that it is a rare form of cancer that is mostly found in Asian countries, and that he had to come to NY to get it treated. Op says that Wease was telling him how tough the treatment for the cancer is, and how he will still be doing his show. He gives out a website Here (http://www.kickcancersass.com) for anyone that wants to contribute to fighting cancer.
• Op plugs another place out of the blue – “Fever” in New Jersey.
http://dzautomotive.com/cam/1.jpg
• Ant says he was reading newspapers in the office when he was blasted by cold wind because Ben had the window open even though it is freezing in NY.
• Op talks about “Fever” again, and a caller wants to know how many more plugs Op needs to do before the vig is all paid up.
• Sands through the hourglass – Bernie goes nuts into break.
Break
• Ant talks about seeing a movie over the weekend called “Downfall”.
• Jimmy is annoyed because there is spilled coffee in his area (Coffee that Ant points out was spilled by Rich Vos on Friday). While Eric cleans it up, Op advertises a restaurant “Canolis” in Little Italy, while Italian music plays in the background.
• Back to Ant seeing the movie. Ant says he is so glad he can go watch a movie now and not feeling like he walked into the weight room at Rikers. He explains the movie, which is a German movie about Hitler in his last days before he killed himself. He explains that he was reading reviews before seeing it and that the reviewers issue with the movie was that it humanized Hitler. He says that the theatre he saw it in was filled with Jews, and there was one scene in which Hitler cries because he is disappointed, which prompted Ant to say “Poor Hitler”.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hitler.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/NaziSnappyDresscopy.jpg
Ant tries to explain why, but Jimmy leaves him out to dry. He says the kicker in the movie was the Gerbil families - who all had to drink something to sleep and then were fed poison pills. Op says how different they are, because he watched “Bad News Bears”.
• Caller – wants to know if Ant will be working for Panzerfaust records
• Caller – suggests that Ant should see a movie called “Conspiracy” by HBO.
• Caller – gives a Jimmy plug, and they Op and Nat say that it was a bad one.
• Op brings up the Star Wars trailer, and Ant says the trailer looks really good. Jimmy says he won’t be seeing it, because he thinks that George Lucas is a boob.
• Op does another plug for a place called “Suits” in Staten Island, because Ant has some new poker chips. Jimmy talks about the “Evil Angel” playing cards, which has hardcore pictures on it.
• Audio from Leno’s monologues into break (Drew Carey doing the jokes).
Break
• Back from break, Ant says that there are people on the message board that hate Ben, and that Rick was a better producer because he was never on air. Ant says that’s when he needed to add a comment, because that’s ridiculous.
• Jimmy talks about how he loves that Leno is doing pedophile humor about Jacko.
• Op brings up a story about Bagel guys that are in trouble with the MTA because their Bagel shop has MTA related memorabilia in their store. Op says the story isn’t even that, it’s the photo that they took for the story, which has them striking a wacky pose, as if they are a married couple. Op says it reminded him of when they do articles and the photographer (he mispronounces it which makes Jimmy laugh) asks them to do something wacky.
• Jimmy brings up a story about Britney Spears’ advice for Jacko.
• New song from “Papi” about the Michael Jackson case. However Op has to cut it short because it is only playing on one side of the speaker.
• Op says they need to make a promo about Ant knowing a little about everything because he explains how a crab in cold water doesn’t know its being cooked when the water is slowly heated up.
http://img165.exs.cx/img165/3311/1425091020a0ox.jpg
• Clip of Hoo Hoo talking about Beth dating other Radio Guys, like Opie and Anthony. Ant says he would really fuck her good, and that he would need a bridle and saddle for her. They start talking about him and his huge black escalade and this segues into them talking about having cars in the city. Jimmy talks about his Saturn, which is the first car he has ever fully paid off and owned. Op says he is not buying a new car until he moves back to the suburbs.
• Caller – says Beth O will not be stretched out because Howie has a small one. They start talking about how Beth O made a mistake by latching on to Howard because he will never let her get bigger than him. Op says that Robin planned talk show will never happened.
• Papi’s Jacko song again, this time sounding properly but it ends up getting a *crash*. Ant says it had potential but it didn’t work.
• They talk about “Moby Worm” a character that Imus did on his show.
• Audio of a newscaster telling the “gerbil” urban legend story. The story mentions “felching” and they pause to wonder what felching is.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hamster.bmp
Op says he thinks that’s when a gay guy retrieves his man juice from his partner using a straw. Jimmy talks about women who bang other men and then go home so that their husbands can willingly go down on them and have the taste of the man she was with. Ant says that’s gay, and Jimmy says that it’s more to do with humiliation. Then Op continues playing the audio.
• They talk about mythbusters, and Ant explains that they did a show about jumping in a plummeting elevator and how it doesn’t save you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/myth.bmp
• Caller – calls in to challenge Anthony on his elevator explanation. They start discussing cartoon physics.
• Caller – also tries to challenge Ant’s elevator explanation.
• “Sands through the Hourglass” – Wheelchair Fred from Friday.
Break
• Op says the show flew by today, and WDIL is coming up (sarcastically, because the show has an hour left).
• New Steve C. promo – the callers can’t hear them.
• Op starts taking WDIL phone calls, and then they play the Mario music (wtf?) and then the show ends… or does it?
• Show comes back, with Op telling the “Monster Rain” story, making it sound like a worst of. They continue rehashing to old stuff, like the George Carlin bits, and their office, still not letting up that they are still live and not in worst of. Continuing the gag, Op says that he loves reading Wackbag with all the appreciation threads now that they are back on(playing into the fake worst Of, since this is supposedly back when they first started. Op then says he has a monster rain song (already?) and plays Khemystri’s song “Jimmy Says”.
• Still in fake “worst of” mode, Op says that he is noticing that Steve C is wearing a lot of clothes with flames on them, and that there are a lot of violence against women promos. They replay the drilldo bit.
• They start talking about the oompa loompa and Jimmy slips in a plug, and thus ends the bit. Ant reads some of the instant feedback coming in, and then they take callers saying that they were fooled by the fake worst of.
• Audio of Jay Leno’s monologue into break
Break
• Caller – says that they got him so bad and that he called the FU line to curse them out.
• Op says this is the first day of the new schedule and that he feels like a new man.
• Caller – says he was gotten, until he checked the MyFi display and saw that it was still live.
• Op brings up the story of a man that killed and decapitated his wife and put it in a bag. Also, another story about a divorce that took 21 years to be completed. Ant relates it to his divorce story, and it turns out that Ant actually spent more in his 3 year divorce than the guy did. He also remembers writing a check to Dominic Barbara for representing his wife.
• WDIL (for real this time) into show end.
Program Complete
Photoshops by – Canuckgirl, DrGonzoPA, phatjunk and freak8.
Show Open
• Op says welcome to all the people, and Ant says he wants to only welcome the people that actually knew that the show was starting an hour later today and the rest are just “ass-fucks”. He reads some of the instant feedbacks from people that thought the best of hour at 6 was live.
• Op brings up the story of the weekend, of a black guy that escaped authorities on Friday in Georgia. Ant explains how the story went down, and how the guy went on a killing spree before being caught because a woman he let go called the police. Ant then brings up “crazy Whitey crime”, which was a guy in Wisconsin shooting people in a church meeting. Ant points out that religion that led to this, but no one is pointing that out.
• Ant notices that his mic is messed up after he shouted.
• Op says that Jesus caused another death, because a woman was killed by a collapsing makeshift altar.
• Ant talks about his commute in, which has been affected by the hour later change. He says there was more stress because of the traffic but he has a new mantra – “I don’t give a shit”. Op says that they were setting up to tape him when he walked in, because he expected Ant to just go crazy.
• They ask Jimmy how he feels, and Ant says he notices that Jimmy has some hair grown in. Jimmy says he got in late from Baltimore.
• They talk about their upcoming vacation, and Op says he is trying to figure out what to do. Ant says he is going on a big family 10 day cruise.
• Op talks about Thursday’s live broadcast from the Hard Rock Café, and that he wants to figure out a contest that they can do there to give away Myfis.
• Op advertises a strip club called “Titties” in Carnasie, seemingly out of the blue.
• Coffee Diva into break
Break
• Op explains that one of the reasons for the move was because of the fact that they are a national radio show, and that this will allow for West Coast fans to participate.
• Caller – says that they should do a drinking a gallon of milk in an hour contest.
• Op says another good thing about the hour later is the amount of people that are on the streets now.
• Op brings up “Brother Wease”, who was his mentor in radio, and the fact that he has been diagnosed with cancer. He explains that it is a rare form of cancer that is mostly found in Asian countries, and that he had to come to NY to get it treated. Op says that Wease was telling him how tough the treatment for the cancer is, and how he will still be doing his show. He gives out a website Here (http://www.kickcancersass.com) for anyone that wants to contribute to fighting cancer.
• Op plugs another place out of the blue – “Fever” in New Jersey.
http://dzautomotive.com/cam/1.jpg
• Ant says he was reading newspapers in the office when he was blasted by cold wind because Ben had the window open even though it is freezing in NY.
• Op talks about “Fever” again, and a caller wants to know how many more plugs Op needs to do before the vig is all paid up.
• Sands through the hourglass – Bernie goes nuts into break.
Break
• Ant talks about seeing a movie over the weekend called “Downfall”.
• Jimmy is annoyed because there is spilled coffee in his area (Coffee that Ant points out was spilled by Rich Vos on Friday). While Eric cleans it up, Op advertises a restaurant “Canolis” in Little Italy, while Italian music plays in the background.
• Back to Ant seeing the movie. Ant says he is so glad he can go watch a movie now and not feeling like he walked into the weight room at Rikers. He explains the movie, which is a German movie about Hitler in his last days before he killed himself. He explains that he was reading reviews before seeing it and that the reviewers issue with the movie was that it humanized Hitler. He says that the theatre he saw it in was filled with Jews, and there was one scene in which Hitler cries because he is disappointed, which prompted Ant to say “Poor Hitler”.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hitler.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/drgonzopa/NaziSnappyDresscopy.jpg
Ant tries to explain why, but Jimmy leaves him out to dry. He says the kicker in the movie was the Gerbil families - who all had to drink something to sleep and then were fed poison pills. Op says how different they are, because he watched “Bad News Bears”.
• Caller – wants to know if Ant will be working for Panzerfaust records
• Caller – suggests that Ant should see a movie called “Conspiracy” by HBO.
• Caller – gives a Jimmy plug, and they Op and Nat say that it was a bad one.
• Op brings up the Star Wars trailer, and Ant says the trailer looks really good. Jimmy says he won’t be seeing it, because he thinks that George Lucas is a boob.
• Op does another plug for a place called “Suits” in Staten Island, because Ant has some new poker chips. Jimmy talks about the “Evil Angel” playing cards, which has hardcore pictures on it.
• Audio from Leno’s monologues into break (Drew Carey doing the jokes).
Break
• Back from break, Ant says that there are people on the message board that hate Ben, and that Rick was a better producer because he was never on air. Ant says that’s when he needed to add a comment, because that’s ridiculous.
• Jimmy talks about how he loves that Leno is doing pedophile humor about Jacko.
• Op brings up a story about Bagel guys that are in trouble with the MTA because their Bagel shop has MTA related memorabilia in their store. Op says the story isn’t even that, it’s the photo that they took for the story, which has them striking a wacky pose, as if they are a married couple. Op says it reminded him of when they do articles and the photographer (he mispronounces it which makes Jimmy laugh) asks them to do something wacky.
• Jimmy brings up a story about Britney Spears’ advice for Jacko.
• New song from “Papi” about the Michael Jackson case. However Op has to cut it short because it is only playing on one side of the speaker.
• Op says they need to make a promo about Ant knowing a little about everything because he explains how a crab in cold water doesn’t know its being cooked when the water is slowly heated up.
http://img165.exs.cx/img165/3311/1425091020a0ox.jpg
• Clip of Hoo Hoo talking about Beth dating other Radio Guys, like Opie and Anthony. Ant says he would really fuck her good, and that he would need a bridle and saddle for her. They start talking about him and his huge black escalade and this segues into them talking about having cars in the city. Jimmy talks about his Saturn, which is the first car he has ever fully paid off and owned. Op says he is not buying a new car until he moves back to the suburbs.
• Caller – says Beth O will not be stretched out because Howie has a small one. They start talking about how Beth O made a mistake by latching on to Howard because he will never let her get bigger than him. Op says that Robin planned talk show will never happened.
• Papi’s Jacko song again, this time sounding properly but it ends up getting a *crash*. Ant says it had potential but it didn’t work.
• They talk about “Moby Worm” a character that Imus did on his show.
• Audio of a newscaster telling the “gerbil” urban legend story. The story mentions “felching” and they pause to wonder what felching is.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/hamster.bmp
Op says he thinks that’s when a gay guy retrieves his man juice from his partner using a straw. Jimmy talks about women who bang other men and then go home so that their husbands can willingly go down on them and have the taste of the man she was with. Ant says that’s gay, and Jimmy says that it’s more to do with humiliation. Then Op continues playing the audio.
• They talk about mythbusters, and Ant explains that they did a show about jumping in a plummeting elevator and how it doesn’t save you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/Canuckgurl/myth.bmp
• Caller – calls in to challenge Anthony on his elevator explanation. They start discussing cartoon physics.
• Caller – also tries to challenge Ant’s elevator explanation.
• “Sands through the Hourglass” – Wheelchair Fred from Friday.
Break
• Op says the show flew by today, and WDIL is coming up (sarcastically, because the show has an hour left).
• New Steve C. promo – the callers can’t hear them.
• Op starts taking WDIL phone calls, and then they play the Mario music (wtf?) and then the show ends… or does it?
• Show comes back, with Op telling the “Monster Rain” story, making it sound like a worst of. They continue rehashing to old stuff, like the George Carlin bits, and their office, still not letting up that they are still live and not in worst of. Continuing the gag, Op says that he loves reading Wackbag with all the appreciation threads now that they are back on(playing into the fake worst Of, since this is supposedly back when they first started. Op then says he has a monster rain song (already?) and plays Khemystri’s song “Jimmy Says”.
• Still in fake “worst of” mode, Op says that he is noticing that Steve C is wearing a lot of clothes with flames on them, and that there are a lot of violence against women promos. They replay the drilldo bit.
• They start talking about the oompa loompa and Jimmy slips in a plug, and thus ends the bit. Ant reads some of the instant feedback coming in, and then they take callers saying that they were fooled by the fake worst of.
• Audio of Jay Leno’s monologue into break
Break
• Caller – says that they got him so bad and that he called the FU line to curse them out.
• Op says this is the first day of the new schedule and that he feels like a new man.
• Caller – says he was gotten, until he checked the MyFi display and saw that it was still live.
• Op brings up the story of a man that killed and decapitated his wife and put it in a bag. Also, another story about a divorce that took 21 years to be completed. Ant relates it to his divorce story, and it turns out that Ant actually spent more in his 3 year divorce than the guy did. He also remembers writing a check to Dominic Barbara for representing his wife.
• WDIL (for real this time) into show end.
Program Complete
Photoshops by – Canuckgirl, DrGonzoPA, phatjunk and freak8.